1 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,942 [Man] Hey,Jas,you awake? 2 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,119 Jason? Hey,Jason,you awake? 3 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,663 Yeah, Dad, been up for hours. J ust getting dressed. 4 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,545 Did you finish that paper for English class?. Yeah, did it last night. 5 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,589 Jas, did you eat your oatmeal?. 6 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,383 Yeah, thanks, Mom. It was delicious. 7 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,261 Here you go, Trooper. # Is something wrong with me# 8 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:57,265 # Orthe way that I'm thinking Come on, come on# 9 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,685 # And tell me why you're staring# 10 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,812 # Come on, come on--# 11 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,067 [ All Chuckling ] 12 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,239 Nice board, Shepherd. 13 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,409 Bret, I would love to hang around... 14 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,995 and be physically and emotionally abused by you guys, 15 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,373 but I should probably get to school. 16 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,671 Ow. See, I had a feeling you were an excellent bully. 17 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,965 And I was right. Take it easy. 18 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:38,473 Give me the skateboard. You sure?. 19 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:42,727 'Cause now you're going from harmless bully to hardened boardjacker. 20 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,312 I don't think you wanna do that, do you?. 21 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,151 [School Bell Ringing] 22 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,572 # Come on, come on and tell me why you're staring# 23 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,325 # Come on, come on and stop ## 24 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:02,122 I assume everyone has completed their creative writing assignments. 25 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,457 - [ Pager Ringing ] - I don't want to hear excuses. 26 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:08,545 Ijust want to hear your assignments readaloud in a slow and peaceful-- 27 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:12,632 - You,Joshua. Go. - Uh, my dog ate it? 28 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,927 - I know you don't have a dog. - Right. Sorry. 29 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,847 - Miss Caldwel I ?. - Yes, Kaylee? 30 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,058 Can you open the door?. I t's kinda toasty in here. 31 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,309 I suppose so. 32 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,357 [ Grunts ] 33 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:34,696 Jason Shepherd, did you just come in from that window?. 34 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,950 No. You looked flushed. I was just creating a cross-draft. 35 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,454 Now that we're all comfortable, why don'tyou read us your story?. 36 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:46,958 Let's give someone else a chance. No, we'd like to hear yours. 37 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,668 You did do it, didn't you?. 38 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,549 Miss Caldwell-- can I call you Phyllis?. 39 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,801 - No. - Understood. 40 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,679 But as much as I wanted to write my paper-- 41 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,849 I mean, I really, really wanted to write my paper-- 42 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:03,892 I couldn't. 43 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:09,230 And it's because I spent all last night in the Greenbury General emergency room. 44 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:16,571 See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner. It's my dad's favorite. 45 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:20,116 He was so excited, he accidentally swallowed one whole. 46 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,036 It was awful! He started choking. His faced turned purple. 47 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:27,123 The meatball was bulging out ofhis neck. We rushed him to the E.R. 48 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,585 I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room, but it was too hard. 49 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:35,256 I needed to be by my father's side. After all, he's the only dad I got. 50 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,886 You're lying through your teeth, you little demon. 51 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,097 I wish I were, Phyllis. Call my dad if you want. 52 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,016 His number's 555-0147. 53 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,268 I think I will. 54 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,523 Are you crazy?. You're totally gonna get busted. 55 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,359 Say "Harry Shepherd's office." No way. Don't drag me into this. 56 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:57,779 - Come on. Help me out. What am I supposed to do? - How about write the paper?. 57 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,989 - Do it. Do it! - No. No! 58 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,451 Harry Shepherd's office. One moment please. 59 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:08,832 [ Tired, SickVoice ] Hello?. Oh, hello. Miss Caldwell. 60 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:12,836 Yes, it's true. It was terrifying! 61 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,922 I started to see the white light. 62 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,467 I was just about to cross over to the other side, 63 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:24,014 when I heard the voice of an angel calling out, and when I opened my eyes, 64 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:27,183 I saw my sweet, sweet Jason standing over me. 65 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,854 And I said, "Back off, Grim Reaper. 66 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,356 I ain't done living yet." 67 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:37,027 And with every ounce of gas I had left in my body, 68 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:41,281 I burped that meatball right across the room. 69 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,575 And I owe it all to my son. 70 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:47,579 I'm sorry, Miss Caldwell. I should stop talking now. 71 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,415 My throat is still very sore. 72 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:51,666 Thank you. 73 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,503 - [Door Opens ] -Jason! 74 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,382 I am so sorry!. 75 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,010 You just take your time handing in that assignment. 76 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,512 Thank you. 77 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:08,725 Now back to those creative assignments. You, Trevor. Go. 78 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:10,727 [School Bell Rings ] 79 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:17,567 Oh! J ust who I was looking for. I need to see you in here. 80 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,528 I would love to hang out and chat with you, Miss "C." 81 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,740 But I've got to get home and take care of my daddy. 82 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,866 Oh, really?. 83 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:37,003 How could you lie to us,Jas? You told me you wrote that paper. 84 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:42,175 I don't know. Unfortunately that essay counts for 1/3 of Jason's grade. 85 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:46,638 Without it, he's gonna fail the class. He'll have to repeat the course in summer school. 86 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,973 What?. I can't go to summer school. 87 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,059 There must be something he can do to make this up. 88 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:56,064 I'm teaching English as a second language at the community college until 6:00. 89 00:05:56,147 --> 00:06:00,568 If you can get me the paper by then, I'll consider counting it. 90 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:04,614 And don't even think about downloading something from the Net. 91 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,451 - I want the essay handwritten. - A thousand-word story in three hours?. 92 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,955 That should be no problem since making up stories seems to be your God-given talent. 93 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,310 [ Dad's Voice ] Making up stories seems to be your God-given talent. 94 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,314 [ Thinking ] Big... 95 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,654 fat... Iiar. 96 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,948 Kenny Trooper was the world's biggest liar. 97 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,492 They say a little lie can grow bigger and bigger. 98 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,661 One man will pay the price. 99 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:56,249 People everywhere stopped and stared at the big fat liar. 100 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,501 Yes! 101 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,046 Why'dhe have to steal my skateboard today? 102 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,932 Nice wheels, Shepherd! [ Laughing ] 103 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,560 Freak! 104 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,777 Uh, sir?. I think we just hit a kid. 105 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,820 I'm on the phone! 106 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:29,741 Sorry. Apparently we ran over a kid or something. 107 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,996 You all right there, buddy?. Yeah. 108 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,417 But you gotta help me out. I have to get to the community college in two minutes... 109 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,961 or I'm gonna fail out of eighth grade. What's going on here?. 110 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:46,049 - I need a ride. - What, am I running a taxi service?. 111 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:50,053 It's right down the road. You're lucky I don't sue you for whiplash. 112 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,307 Actually... my neck does feel pretty stiff. 113 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,769 [ Groaning] 114 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,688 Get in the car. 115 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,736 Watch the shoes! Watch the shoes! 116 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,991 Man! If you only knew the kind of day I've had! 117 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:15,412 Yeah, it must be really, really tough to be 1 1. 118 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,498 I'm actually 1 4. Oh, my mistake. 119 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,587 Jason Shepherd. 120 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,549 Marty Wolf. 121 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,764 Famous Hollywood producer. 122 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:39,728 [ Scoffs ] I'm in town shooting my new picture. 123 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,730 Oh, yeah, you're that guy. 124 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:46,109 Dude, no offense, but you have made some stinkers in the last few years. 125 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:50,071 - Yeah, well, everyone has a dry spell, Ebert. - It's Jason. 126 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:53,700 Trust me. All it takes is one hit to get you back on top. 127 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,869 Yeah, that's what I'm counting on with this story I'm handing in. 128 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:58,329 Oh, really?. Why don'tyou tell me more about that?. 129 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,331 I tried to get out of it, but my teacher busted me. 130 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,417 What'd you go with, dog ate your homework?. 131 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,671 - No. Dad choked on a meatball. - And you spent all night with him in the E.R.? 132 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,882 Yeah. 133 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,760 Your teacher called the old man to confirm, you imitated his voice on the cell phone?. 134 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,470 Yeah, pretty much. 135 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,307 All right, listen and learn, short stack. Here's where you went wrong. 136 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,851 You should've forged the doctor's note, made your dad your sister... 137 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,853 and changed the meatball into a chicken wing. 138 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,565 It's much easier to swallow if you G.M.D...which means "Get my drift." 139 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,317 Wow. You're good. 140 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,569 No, no, no. I'm the best. 141 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,864 - Here we are. - All right, God bless you,Jared. 142 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,033 - It's Jason. - And it always will be. 143 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:38,161 Keep practicing those lies,Jiminy. 144 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:42,707 'Cause you can take it from me. The truth?. It's overrated. 145 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,168 Now get out! 146 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,754 I got a movie to produce! 147 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,132 Thanks for the ride, gentlemen. 148 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,300 Ciao. 149 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,180 Hey-o! You left-- 150 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:08,233 - Back to the set, sir?. - Yeah. Double-time it, driver. 151 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:16,991 Listen, Whitaker, I'm noty our sister, I'm not your girlfriend, 152 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,993 and I'm not your priest. [ Clucking] 153 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,747 So if you wanna remain my partner, I've got two words for you. 154 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,376 Shut the heck up! You talkway too much! 155 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:29,462 Can we cut?. Can we-- [ Coughing ] 156 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,090 'Cause this ain't working for me at all. 157 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,634 What do you think you're doing?. Fumigating me in here?. 158 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,970 Move! Moving. 159 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:41,766 Why did you call cut?. I did not tell you to stop acting, Urkel. 160 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:45,395 Wolf, how many times have I told you not to call me Urkel?. 161 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,273 My name is Jaleel White, okay?. 162 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,735 Urkel was a character I played when I was a child. 163 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,905 Okay,Jaleel. Hey, what's the problem?. 164 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,324 Wanna know the problem?. Yeah. 165 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,410 I'm getting nothing from the chicken, that's the problem. 166 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,664 He sits there with his head slumped over. I have no idea what my motivation is. 167 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,626 Mmm. Okay, you're a police officer named Fowl. 168 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,463 Your new partner is a crime-fighting chicken named Whitaker. 169 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,673 And your motivation is a nice fat paycheck that's keeping you out... 170 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:17,969 of working the drive-through window at McDonald's. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 171 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,847 Watch yourself, Wolf. Watch yourself. 172 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,933 No, you watch yourself, pal. 173 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,604 You're just lucky I'm not making you wear the freaky glasses and suspenders. 174 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:32,233 I swear. I was riding down the street on Jamie's old bike and some limo hit me. 175 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:36,404 They offered me a ride. I spilled all my stuff. I must've forgotten the paper. 176 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,406 Give us one reason whywe should believe you. 177 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,534 Because it's true! 178 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:45,288 There was some guy in the limo. Marty something. Maybe he took it. 179 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,916 What are our options?. 180 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:51,503 Without the essay, summer school. 181 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,339 Or... summer school. 182 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,095 [Man] Today, students, 183 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:04,974 we're going to learn about the joys of a special friend... 184 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:08,728 I like to call Mr. Semicolon. 185 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,314 [Student Coughing] 186 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,275 The semicolon was first used... 187 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:18,655 in a 1734 letter to British Parliament... 188 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:23,535 by Mr.Jedediah Wilkinson. 189 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,162 W-I -L... 190 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,833 I-- [ Snoring ] 191 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,669 Help... me. 192 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:36,631 Jason, you must've made at least one friend. 193 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:41,553 Yeah, come to think of it,the kid behind me who kept flicking boogers at my neck, 194 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,264 he seemed like a really nice guy. 195 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,683 I shouldn't even be in that stupid summer school. 196 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,186 Ifit makes you feel any better, my parents are taking an adventure. 197 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:54,566 They're going on a river rafting trip in the Grand Canyon. But do I get an adventure?. No. 198 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,695 My big adventure is staying at my Grandma Pearl's with her toe fungus. 199 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,281 Well, you can hang out at my place. 200 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:05,243 My folks are taking a long weekend at some health spa for their anniversary. 201 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,495 It'll just be me and Jamie from Thursday till Sunday. 202 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,836 [Preview Narrator] In a time... 203 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,380 when a little lie... 204 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,550 can grow bigger... 205 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,594 and bigger, 206 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,890 one man will pay the price. 207 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,769 Next summer, people everywhere... 208 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,230 will stop and stare. 209 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,693 Marty Wolf Pictures presents... 210 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,447 Kenny Trooper, 211 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,659 the Bi g Fat Liar. 212 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,166 [ Kaylee ] What do you think? Wanna see it? 213 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,252 See it?. I thi nk I wrote it. 214 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,422 [ Dad] Not that again,Jason. I'm telling you! 215 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,549 Wait a minute. This is it. 216 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:06,513 Big Fat Liar is already being touted as next summer's must-see movie event. 217 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,556 I recently sat down with Marty Wolf, 218 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,101 the mastermind behind this sure-to-be-- 219 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,353 That's him! That's the guy from the limo. 220 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:17,357 - How'd you come up with this idea? - Some ideas you... 221 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,275 struggle and struggle with. 222 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:23,363 But the great ones, well, they just come to you. 223 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,407 Yeah! From my backpack, you loser! 224 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,243 -Jason. - Dad. 225 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,788 I'm serious. That guy stole my paper. 226 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,748 You have to believe me. 227 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,422 I can't. 228 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,050 Ijust don't trust you right now,Jas. 229 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,432 Have a nice weekend, kids. 230 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,143 We will. [Mom ] See you on Sunday. Have fun. 231 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,480 Look out for your brother. Bye-bye. 232 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,732 We'll miss you guys. 233 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,697 [ Groans ] 234 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,664 Later. I 'm going over to Rudy's. 235 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,958 - Rudy. - Yo, what's up, dog? 236 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,712 How you living, yo?. 237 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,507 It's crackin', kid! 238 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,634 Peace out, little "G." 239 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,603 Booyah! 240 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,818 He's not literally a catcher eating rye bread. 241 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:47,864 It's more of a metaphor for a state of adolescent angst. 242 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,659 - We need to talk. - I'm tutoring. 243 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,621 Bet you wish you still had your skateboard, huh, Shepherd? 244 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,540 Let's see. Fully-developed brain. 245 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,501 Skateboard. 246 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,171 - I think I'll take the brain. - But I have your skateboard. 247 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:07,884 -Kaylee, pack your bags. We're going on a trip. -I can't just go to Los Angeles. 248 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,178 And I can't go through my life having my parents think I'm a liar. 249 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,223 But you are a liar. In general that's true. 250 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,017 But this time I'm telling the truth. I wrote that paper. 251 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:20,313 And I'm not gonna rest until Wolf admits he stole it and my parents know it. 252 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,732 What are we supposed to do?. Walk across the country?. 253 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:27,112 Three years of yard work and baby-sitting money. Our flight leaves in two hours. 254 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,448 What about my Grandma Pearl? I'm staying at her house while my parents are away. 255 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,826 That woman doesn't even know what year it is. 256 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,704 You said you wanted an adventure. 257 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:40,000 We'll go to L.A., I'll get my paper, and we'll be back before the long weekend is over. 258 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,086 My grandma will notice if I don't even show up at all. 259 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,589 [Bret ] Hey, Kaylee, you got a plunger? 260 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:51,136 I took a dookie and I clogged up the toilet. Oh, boy. Oh, no. 261 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,264 What a mess. [ Laughing ] 262 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,602 This is never gonna work. She's not that blind and senile. Oh, it'll work. 263 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,772 If any of my team mates see me, Shepherd, you're dead. 264 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:06,234 Hey, we made a deal. You want us to do your summer school homework or not?. 265 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,779 Yeah, it's just-- It's only a few days. 266 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,365 And remember. You have to make your voice sound like a girl's. 267 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,162 Come on, big feller. 268 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:29,382 Who's there?. I've got a gun. 269 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,885 It's just Kaylee, Grandma. 270 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,220 Kaylee?. 271 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:38,808 You can't be Kaylee. You've grown so tall. 272 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,562 And you're so muscular! 273 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,983 [ Laughs ] I'm benching like 220, 230. 274 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,736 Good for you! Give me a hug. 275 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,073 Come on. 276 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:57,118 # Me, myself and I# 277 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:01,664 # Me, myself and I Just me, myself and I# 278 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,708 # Ahh-ahh-ahh# 279 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,212 [Woman Over P.A. System: Indistinct ] 280 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,268 Follow my lead. Okay. 281 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,481 Hi. I'm Mr. Stroog. 282 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,901 [ Laughs ] 283 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,488 You serious?. Is there a problem?. 284 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,782 No, no. Uh-- 285 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,452 Just you're kind a young to be the biggest fur coat distributor of the Midwest, you know?. 286 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:43,915 It's a family business. I've been selling pelts since I was a baby. 287 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,042 Okay. 288 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,170 I'm Frank. 289 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:53,133 Frank, we want to get some sightseeing in before we start covering this town in fur. 290 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:57,679 Okay. So this here is a little place I like to call... 291 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,933 Los Angeles. 292 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,062 # Me, myself, myself and I# 293 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,106 #Just me, myself# 294 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,904 # Do it all the time # 295 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:21,119 # I wanna get by # 296 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:25,040 # And that's fine # 297 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:30,420 # Me, myself, myself and I Just me, myself and I # 298 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:34,674 # Me, myself, myself and I Just me, myself and I ## 299 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:41,765 Thanks for the I ift, Frank. We'll take it from here. You got it, Mr. Stroog. 300 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,769 Here's my card. If you need a ride, give me a shout-out. 301 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,936 Thanks. 302 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,106 [Man ] Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 303 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,234 This is Ron, your driver, and I am Arthur, your tour guide. 304 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,278 So, what's the plan?. 305 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,990 When we get to Wolf's building, we jump off, infiltrate his office, 306 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,659 make him admit he stole my story. 307 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:05,580 That's it?. That's the lamest plan I've ever heard. 308 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,707 Trust me. It's gonna work. 309 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,294 [Tour Guide ] So stay tuned. 310 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,633 This is the back lot where many of our hit movies are made. 311 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,594 And speaking of movies, in just a few days we're beginning filming... 312 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,013 next summer's smash sensation-- Come on, fol low me. 313 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,848 Big Fat Liar! 314 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,145 Excuse me, guard?. Where's stage two?. 315 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,690 Security! Let's go! 316 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:59,217 Can I take a moment to say: How totally awesome is this?. 317 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,166 [ Phone Rings ] Marty Wolf Pictures. 318 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,876 Please hold. 319 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:37,380 Marty Wolf Pictures. Please hold. Can I help you?. 320 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,800 We're here to see Marty Wolf. Do you have an appointment?. 321 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,720 I ask you, 322 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:48,433 Astrid, what kind of sick world this is... 323 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:52,062 when children need an appointment to see their own father?. 324 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,980 Mr. Wolf doesn't have children. 325 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:58,360 - Not that he knows of. - Shh. 326 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,613 Look, this is gonna be an emotional reunion for all of us, 327 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,408 so once you let us in, you're probably gonna wanna hold Papa's calls as well. 328 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,161 Mr. Wolf doesn't see anyone without an appointment. 329 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,538 Marty Wolf Pictures. 330 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:14,084 No, she stepped away. 331 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,379 I'd love to take a message. You've got it. 332 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,547 If you'd slow down-- 333 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,675 Help me out. Help me out. No. No. 334 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,260 Help me out. Help me out. Help me out. No. No. No. Okay. 335 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:26,262 Oh. 336 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,266 Marty Wolf Pictures. One moment, please. 337 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,938 Operator. Hi. Marty Wolf Pictures, please. 338 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:39,442 [ Panting, Barks ] [Phone Rings ] 339 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,446 Marty Wolf Pictures. Astrid Barker, please?. 340 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:46,282 Speaking. This is Doris Del Rio down in parking. 341 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,786 - Do you drive a Saturn? - Yes. 342 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,873 - Well, it's um-- - It's parked on a dog. 343 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,917 - I'm not gonna say that. - Come on! 344 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,211 - Hello?. - Your car's parked on a dog. 345 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,213 Your car is parked on a dog. 346 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,967 My car is parked on a dog?. 347 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:07,637 Yes, ma'am. In the tail area to be more specific. 348 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,306 [ Gagging ] It's gruesome, actually. 349 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,226 - Listen for yourself. - [Jason Barking ] 350 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,647 [ Barking, Whining ] 351 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:21,776 Hang on, okay?. I'm coming! Don't die! 352 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:26,614 Just stay! Keep breathing! Think ofa happy place. 353 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,453 All right, keep a lookout. 354 00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:34,497 I'm sure this thing will be over in just a few minutes. 355 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,833 [Phone Ringing] 356 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:43,381 [Ringing Continues ] 357 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:49,137 Marty Wolf Pictures. Can I take a message?. 358 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,640 Mr. Wolf is about to go into a meeting. 359 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:57,520 Uh-huh. San-- Sandler. Mm-hmm. 360 00:23:57,562 --> 00:24:01,441 [Wolf] We're not just looking for my personal organizer, Monty. 361 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:04,486 That thing is my life! Ifyou've lost it, then you've killed me. 362 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:08,823 Simple as that. Draw a I i ne of chal k around me, because I am dead! 363 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,159 [ Monty] I understand that. No, you don't. 364 00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,828 You always say that. No, you don't! 365 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,955 [Monty] Did you check your jacket pocket? 366 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:20,168 What do I look like, a moron?. No, if you remember that one time-- 367 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:25,548 Fine, Monty, fine. If it'll make you happy, I'll check my jacket pocket. 368 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,512 It's in there. 369 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,557 [ Sighs ] 370 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,561 Uh, hello?. Excuse me. Hey, how's it goin'?. 371 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,439 Ah, who are you?. Jason Shepherd. 372 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,733 Remember me?. I wrote Big Fat Liar. 373 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:49,114 Ah-- [ Laughs ] 374 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,075 Monty, hold my calls. 375 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:57,122 Give me a few minutes alone here with Mr. Shepherd. 376 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:09,050 Well, well, well. 377 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:13,847 Jason Shepherd! The young man from Greenbury, Michigan. 378 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:19,561 I must tell you, this is quite a surprise. What can I do for you, amigo?. 379 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,022 I want you to call my dad and tell him you stole the story from me. 380 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:24,649 Call your dad?. Why?. 381 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:27,402 Because it's the truth, and you're the only one he'll believe. 382 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:30,613 You traveled halfway across the country... 383 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:33,199 to get me to call your dad and tell him you did your homework?. 384 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:36,161 You make that phone call, and you will never hear from me again. 385 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,544 - Okay. - Really?. 386 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:45,712 Yup. 387 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:54,429 It's a great piece ofwork, kid. And I'm not just blowing smoke. 388 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:57,349 I refer back to it whenever I get in a bind on the script. 389 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:00,393 So you'll give it back to me and make the phone call?. 390 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:04,272 Hey, you gave me my movie. It's the very least I can do for you. 391 00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:07,484 Hey... you smoke cigars, hotshot?. 392 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,736 I'm... 1 4, Wolf. 393 00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:12,280 All right, suit yourself. 394 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:16,826 Jason Shepherd ofGreenbury, Michigan-- 395 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:21,915 Ahh. It was a pleasure doing business with ya. 396 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,670 - Oh! What have I done?. - No! No! 397 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:30,507 Stand back, son! Let me try and tamp it out with this lit cigar. 398 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:34,135 Oh, I seem to be making matters worse. 399 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,889 Good move! 400 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,268 Hold on, help is on the way. 401 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,354 Stand back! 402 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:49,484 Oh! Ohhh. 403 00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,654 You're sick! You know that?. 404 00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:55,573 All I wanted you to do was call my dad and tell him I wrote that paper! 405 00:26:55,615 --> 00:27:00,328 Or else what?. You gonna shoot me with a spitball, hmm?. Gonna give me a wedgie?. 406 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:05,041 Grow up, Shepherd! This is Hollywood, baby. It's a dog-eat-dog town. 407 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:09,671 Worse. We got cats eatin' cats. We got fish munchin' fish. 408 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:13,675 We play by our own rules. [ Chuckling ] 409 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,386 I am not leaving until you make that call! 410 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:20,557 Oh, I'll make a call, all right. Malone speaking. 411 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:24,728 Rocco, this is the Wolf. Senda couple of your boys down here. I got a Code "W" 412 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:29,149 Another angry writer refusing to leave. Wolf out. 413 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:35,030 - I tried to play fai r, Wolf, but you asked for it! - [ Fake Whimpering ] 414 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:38,742 You asked for it. You don't know who you're messing with! Come on! 415 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:43,204 Thanks for holding. Can you spell Soderbergh for me?. 416 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:48,335 Thanks, Steven. I'll have Mr. Wolf return. [Phone Ringing] 417 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:51,421 Marty Wolf Pictures. [Jason ] No,you don't understand! 418 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:55,342 Let go! I'm telling you. It was my idea. 419 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:59,429 Oh, yeah, and I wrote The Nutty Professor. I heard it all before. 420 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:02,515 Uh... hi. 421 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:06,061 Hey, Astrid. Adam Sandler called to set up a lunch. 422 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,773 I sent some flowers to Meg Ryan 'cause she sounded like she had a cold. 423 00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:13,568 Oh, and I scheduled a deep body massage for you at 3:.00. 424 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:16,363 You look like you can use a little "you" time. 425 00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:23,411 Thank you, kind stranger. 426 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,539 What can I say?. This is Hollywood, Kaylee. It's a fish-eat-fish town. 427 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:29,542 They play by their own rules out here. 428 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:34,047 Does that mean we're going home?. We're going home... as soon as Wolf admits he stole my story. 429 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:38,885 I'm not trying to be negative, but didn't we just find out Wolf isn't going to admit the truth?. 430 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,221 He'll do it. How?. 431 00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:45,475 'Cause I have his life in the palm of my hand. Great, so we're stealing now. 432 00:28:46,184 --> 00:28:48,603 We're not stealing. We're borrowing. 433 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:53,149 I've got Wolf's alarm codes, credit card numbers, his schedule. 434 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:56,236 So?. So this is awesome. 435 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:59,239 Give me one day and I'll figure out a way to use this info against him. 436 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:00,824 I don't know,Jas. 437 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:05,286 I can't go home until my dad knows the truth. 438 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:09,499 If you saw the way he looked at me. It was like-- 439 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,585 I don't know. Like I wasn't his kid anymore. 440 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:23,263 Do you think your plan might include food and a place to sleep?. 441 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,642 The guard! Let's get outta here! 442 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,152 Let's check out that warehouse. 443 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:01,259 Looks like we found our temporary home. 444 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:08,600 [Kaylee ] Look at all this stuff. 445 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:18,485 Oh! 446 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:28,578 All right, Kay, we're gonna need clothes and supplies. Let's hunker down... 447 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:32,040 until the law dogs punch out, and start racking up the merch. 448 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,542 What are you talking about?. 449 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:38,963 We'll stay here until closing time and then we go shopping. 450 00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:47,722 # The party's just begun# 451 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:50,433 # Everybody's having fun# 452 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:53,103 # Why don't we run away # 453 00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:55,689 # And play some one-on-one # 454 00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:57,816 # Let's find a place just you and me # 455 00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,360 # With no one around# 456 00:31:00,402 --> 00:31:02,946 # Where we can be who we wanna be # 457 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,782 # And no one brings us down # 458 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:10,578 # I, I wish this night would never end# 459 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:16,001 # I, I wish this night would never end# 460 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,513 # We're on our own Just me and you # 461 00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:30,932 # No one around# 462 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,309 # Where we can do what we wanna do # 463 00:31:33,351 --> 00:31:35,979 # I hope we're never found# 464 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:40,859 # I, I wish this night would never end# 465 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:45,488 # I wish this night would never end## 466 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,871 [ Knocking Sound] 467 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:58,793 J as?. 468 00:31:58,835 --> 00:32:00,420 I 'm at the beach. 469 00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:04,424 Hey, Frank. Mr. Stroog. Meet us at the studio gate in 20. 470 00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:07,177 - Hey. - [ Panting ] 471 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:10,805 - What's with the Cokes?. - The machine, it's rigged. They're free. 472 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:14,184 [ Hysterical Laughing ] They're free! 473 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:21,191 [Jason ] Good morning, Frank. Let's get moving. 474 00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:24,027 We've got furs to sell. Yeah. 475 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:29,908 Fur coat king of the Midwest, my butt! 476 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:33,745 I've got some R-rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it P.G. 477 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:39,334 I'm gonna keep it P.G. You owe me $1 00 for yesterday's ride. 478 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:42,879 - Maybe-- - You almost cost me my job. 479 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:46,132 - I'm sorry, I can explain. - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! Hear that?. 480 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:48,510 -Just-- - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! 481 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:50,345 - Maybe if we-- - I don't wanna hear it. Okay?. 482 00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:52,222 - I know, I just-- - D-D-D-D-D-D-D! 483 00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:54,182 - If you-- - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! 484 00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:59,729 - If-- Don't-- - D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! 485 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:04,150 I'm sorry. It's just that we came out here to get even with this guy Marty Wolf. 486 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:06,569 - He stole my story. He's making it into this big movie. - Whoa. 487 00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:09,364 - Did you just say MartyWolf?. - Yeah. You know him?. 488 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,742 Know him?. I used to drive him. He fired me last year. 489 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:15,495 - Why?. - I'm an actor. See?. 490 00:33:15,578 --> 00:33:19,082 Right? And I made the mistake of asking him if I could audition for one ofhis movies. 491 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:22,127 He could've said no and not let me audition. 492 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:26,256 But instead he takes my head shot, writes "loser" across my forehead, 493 00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:29,092 and then faxes it to every casting director in town. 494 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:31,052 You poor thing. 495 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:34,681 If you guys wanna mess with Wolf, I got your back. 496 00:33:37,142 --> 00:33:39,477 [Jason's Voice ] Today, it's know the enemy time. 497 00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:56,369 Right on schedule. 498 00:33:56,453 --> 00:33:59,205 [Wolf] Okay, people, we begin production in two days. 499 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,459 Dusty! El director. First up's the big stunt. 500 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:06,588 I wanna start this shoot off with a bang! I wanna blow them away right out of the gate! Hit me! 501 00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:08,923 - Rock and rol l, baby, I am ready to party. - Go! 502 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:13,386 Okay! Harumph! We open. Twelve different camera angles. 503 00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:16,598 Smoke ascending from the streets of the city. 504 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:19,934 Kastang! Birds descending from the heavens... 505 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:22,687 like winged messengers from above, beckoning. 506 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,773 [ Wolf] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 507 00:34:24,856 --> 00:34:27,734 Confucius say, "Easy does it, skippy." 508 00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:33,281 I can barely afford one camera, let alone twelve. And forget the birds. 509 00:34:33,365 --> 00:34:36,117 Monty, talk to me about the budget. 510 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:39,954 We're two million dollars over, and the studio hasn't approved the new budget. 511 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:42,832 When are they supposed to do that?. 512 00:34:42,874 --> 00:34:47,921 Tomorrow morning you have a breakfast meeting at Marcus Duncan's house. 513 00:34:48,004 --> 00:34:50,382 [ Scoffing ] Oh. I have a breakfast meeting at Marcus Duncan's house. 514 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:54,386 You can tell our little vice president he can drag his sorry butt to myplace... 515 00:34:54,427 --> 00:34:57,097 if he wants to have a little sit-down chin-wag with the Wolf Man. 516 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:59,182 Actually, sir, 517 00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:02,060 he's not the V.P. anymore. 518 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:04,688 [ Clears Throat ] He's the president. 519 00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:14,197 I see. Well, um, 520 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,575 get his address, we don't wanna be late now, do we?. 521 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,577 Next! 522 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:22,831 Now, for a big movie, you need a big stunt. 523 00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:26,626 And for a big stunt, you need serious media coverage. 524 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:30,463 I'm talkin' TV, print, that Internet crap, everything. 525 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:32,549 Now who's handling that?. I am. 526 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,426 Jocelyn Davis, senior V.P. of publicity. 527 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:38,054 Yeah?. Sure you're not senior V.P. of Twinkies?. [ Chuckling ] 528 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,683 Ooh, funny. 529 00:35:43,226 --> 00:35:47,313 I'll make sure the shoot is well-covered. Terrific! 530 00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:50,316 Okay, people, meeting's over. What's next, Monty? 531 00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,451 Cool! 1 2:30, stunt demonstration. 532 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:03,455 - What do you think, Marty?. Nice, huh?. - Perfect. What do you think?. 533 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,958 - Bam! Loved it. - Yeah, but actually, I think... 534 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:11,296 I liked it better the first time I saw it... in 1 942, 535 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,214 you dinosaur! 536 00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:17,260 Vince, meet my new effects whiz, Lester Golub. Pleasure to meet-- 537 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:20,972 Shh! Lester is going to design the stunt on his iBook. 538 00:36:21,056 --> 00:36:23,600 And your stunt guy's gonna do whatever the computer tells him to do. 539 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:25,643 I don't need a computer to show me how to do myjob. 540 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,855 Geek boy, ignore FatherTime over here and get workin'. 541 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:32,359 From the looks of you, I'm sure that you don't have a social life. 542 00:36:32,442 --> 00:36:35,904 So you two will get together tomorrow to finalize the details. Play nice. 543 00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:39,032 I'm offtomorrow. I'm taking a personal day. 544 00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:42,118 I-- What was that?. 545 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,455 Personal day?. Wh-What are you talking about, Vince?. What's a personal day?. 546 00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:48,583 I'm taking my granddaughter to a birthday party. 547 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:51,961 - Ahh! Oh. May I?. - Sure. 548 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:54,923 Oh, that is great! Would you look at that! 549 00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:57,092 Clown with the crazy hair! 550 00:36:57,175 --> 00:37:00,095 Oh, man! 551 00:37:00,178 --> 00:37:03,014 Man, that's fun. 552 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:06,101 See, this is the movie business, Grandpa! The talkies! 553 00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:11,815 You know?. You can take your personal day in a year or two when you're dead! 554 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:19,989 [Jason ] Today we learned we're officially dealing with the meanest man alive! 555 00:37:20,031 --> 00:37:22,492 All right, colored dye. Check. 556 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,994 MegaGlue. Check. 557 00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:30,542 Oh, my God. 558 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:34,963 Grandma Pearl. Bret must be in a living hell right now. 559 00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:38,550 [ Grunting ] 560 00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:40,927 How many more, Kaylee?. 561 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:44,514 Fifty. I gotta get ripped, baby. 562 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:49,185 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Feel no burn! 563 00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:52,522 'Cause I'm the best, baby! I'm the best! 564 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:57,819 You know, Grandma, you should think about getting into shape yourself. 565 00:37:57,902 --> 00:38:01,239 One more, Grandma! One more, Grandma! 566 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:05,869 It's all you! I ain't helping! Last one! Yeah! 567 00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:12,375 [Phone Ringing] 568 00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:17,672 [ Game Ringing, Beeping ] [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 569 00:38:19,424 --> 00:38:23,011 [ Ringing ] Hello?. 570 00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:25,805 - Hey,Jas. - Hey, Dad! 571 00:38:25,889 --> 00:38:27,432 Just called to see how you were doing. 572 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:33,021 - Um, doing good. You know, staying out of trouble. - What's that noise?. 573 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:38,943 Just doing this experiment for science class, this thing with ball bearings and bells. 574 00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:44,407 Just wanted to check in 'cause you looked upset when we left. Yeah, about that, Dad. 575 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:48,536 I just want you to know, I totally get what you said about the whole trust thing. 576 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:52,749 I think when you get back, you'll see I've been trying really hard to earn it. 577 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,126 - Glad to hear it, pal. - Good night, Dad. 578 00:38:55,168 --> 00:38:58,755 - Night. - Call forwarding. Gotta love it. 579 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:01,007 You really think this is gonna work?. 580 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:06,179 One day. That's all it's gonna take. Wolf's not gonna know what hit him. 581 00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:08,431 Jas, little help here. 582 00:39:12,143 --> 00:39:13,895 What about your parents?. Think they'll call?. 583 00:39:13,978 --> 00:39:16,439 They're in the middle of the canyon. There's no phones. 584 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:19,401 Hey, thanks for coming out here with me. 585 00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:21,736 I came for the adventure, remember?. 586 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,446 Right. 587 00:39:23,488 --> 00:39:25,573 Anyway, we shouldget some sleep. 588 00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:29,494 - Tomorrow we launch phase two. - Whoa! 589 00:39:43,341 --> 00:39:46,970 [ Alarm Beeping ] 590 00:39:47,053 --> 00:39:49,597 It's show time, Mr. Funny bones. 591 00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:57,022 [ Laughing ] You cute little monkey, you! 592 00:39:57,105 --> 00:39:58,982 [ Monkey Sounds ] 593 00:39:59,024 --> 00:40:01,776 You! 594 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:06,281 ## [ Humming ] Look out! Pss! Pss! Pss! 595 00:40:06,364 --> 00:40:08,491 "Ow!' Pss! Pss! Pss! "Cut it out, Marty! 596 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:12,579 Hey, that kills, Marty." [ Laughing ] 597 00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:37,979 [ Sighs ] Hungry! 598 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:49,115 # Dark in the city Night is a wire# 599 00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:52,577 # Steam in the subway Earth is afire # 600 00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:57,957 # Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do, do-do # 601 00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:04,214 # Woman you want me Give me a sign # 602 00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:07,634 # And catch my breathing even closer behind# 603 00:41:07,717 --> 00:41:12,681 # Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do, do-do # 604 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:18,478 Mr. Earpiece, meet Miss MegaGl ue. 605 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:21,523 # I'm on the hunt I'm afteryou # 606 00:41:21,606 --> 00:41:25,151 # Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd# 607 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:29,072 # And I'm hungry like the wolf# 608 00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:32,951 # Straddle the line in discord and rhyme # 609 00:41:32,951 --> 00:41:36,371 # I'm on the hunt I'm afteryou # 610 00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:40,250 # Mouth is alive with juices like wine # 611 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:44,504 # And I'm hungry like the wolf# 612 00:41:48,466 --> 00:41:52,554 # Stalked through the forest too close to hide # 613 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:55,557 # I'll be upon you by the moonlight sign # 614 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,268 # Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do, do-do # 615 00:41:58,309 --> 00:42:00,854 Let's dance, Funnybones! 616 00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:07,402 # High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight # 617 00:42:07,485 --> 00:42:10,321 # You feel my heat I'm just a moment behind# 618 00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:13,700 # Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do, do-do ## 619 00:42:32,802 --> 00:42:40,977 Oh, my God! 620 00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:45,857 [ Ringing ] 621 00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:48,068 Good morning. Marty Wolf Pictures. This is Monty. 622 00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:51,279 Monty! Charisma from Marcus Duncan's office. 623 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,573 I'm temping for a second assistant. 624 00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:57,577 I am so psyched you're there. I was watching Charmed on the W.B. last night... 625 00:42:57,660 --> 00:43:01,414 and just as Alyssa Milano was about to put a spell on her demon boyfriend, 626 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:06,461 I had the biggest panic attack that I forgot to give you Duncan's new address. 627 00:43:06,544 --> 00:43:09,172 Really?. I didn't know he moved. That was quick. 628 00:43:09,214 --> 00:43:14,636 Oh, yeah, in a big way. He bought like the sickest pad in the 90210. 629 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,681 We're talking mondo bucks. [Laughing] 630 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:21,017 Anyhoo, tell Mr. Wolf that Duncan lives at... 631 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:24,020 867 North Maple Drive. 632 00:43:24,062 --> 00:43:26,189 All right. Thanks. Got it. 633 00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:30,860 [ Phone Ringing ] What?. 634 00:43:30,902 --> 00:43:34,197 It's Monty. I'm glad I caught you. Duncan moved. 635 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,241 Cancel the meeting. 636 00:43:36,324 --> 00:43:39,494 And get one of the makeup chicks to meet me at the office. This is an emergency. 637 00:43:39,577 --> 00:43:41,705 No, no. You cannot cancel the meeting. 638 00:43:41,746 --> 00:43:44,958 If Duncan doesn't approve the new budget, we can't start shooting tomorrow. 639 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:50,880 [ Laughing ] I don't think you understand, Monty. I'm blue. 640 00:43:50,922 --> 00:43:54,342 Aw, come on. Now, we all have our off days. 641 00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:56,344 [ Laughing ] 642 00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:59,889 No, I mean I'm literally-- 643 00:43:59,931 --> 00:44:03,059 And I've got orange-- [ Groans ] 644 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:05,145 Come on, Wolf Man. 645 00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:07,564 Okay, forget it. 646 00:44:07,605 --> 00:44:09,983 Give me his address. I'll figure something out. 647 00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:11,901 867 North Maple. 648 00:44:11,943 --> 00:44:13,903 Copy that. 649 00:44:13,945 --> 00:44:16,823 Did you come up with an ending for the scriptyet?. 650 00:44:16,906 --> 00:44:19,034 I'm working on it. 651 00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:23,955 I'm headed across the lot to do some research, but... I could use a little help. 652 00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:27,000 Monty, I am writing and producing a major motion picture. 653 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:30,920 I don't have time to work on the script! That's your job. 654 00:44:30,962 --> 00:44:32,964 Now, stop wasting time and get to work! 655 00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:36,259 I'm 24 hours away from the most important shoot of my career. 656 00:44:36,301 --> 00:44:39,012 Wolf out! Ow! Oh, G-- 657 00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:44,851 - Get glasses, Grandma! - Upyours, blue boy! 658 00:44:44,934 --> 00:44:46,686 Aah. 659 00:44:58,114 --> 00:45:00,533 [ Car Lock Chirps ] 660 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:10,502 - Yeah, I'm, uh-- - [ Speaking Spanish ] 661 00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:12,754 Uh-huh. 662 00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:34,651 Got the alarm codes? I'm all over it. 663 00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:42,283 Rough. Sister, I invented the word rough. 664 00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:45,912 Duncan will be eating sugar cubes out of my hand by the time I'm finished with him. 665 00:45:47,872 --> 00:45:48,832 Right. 666 00:45:54,212 --> 00:45:56,131 What the-- 667 00:45:56,381 --> 00:46:00,593 It's the clown! Let's hurt him! [ Yelling ] 668 00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:02,762 Excuse me-- 669 00:46:04,723 --> 00:46:07,058 - [ Screaming ] - I need backup! 670 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,102 [Boy] Incoming! 671 00:46:09,185 --> 00:46:12,022 [ All Yelling ] 672 00:46:12,063 --> 00:46:15,358 I'm a very powerful Hollywood producer! 673 00:46:19,738 --> 00:46:23,867 What am I doing here? Don't touch that, don't touch that, don't touch-- 674 00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:29,372 You kids are all gonna be hearing from my lawyer! Don't let him get away! 675 00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:32,876 Get off of me! You wanna dance, kid?. Let's dance! 676 00:46:34,252 --> 00:46:38,006 You want a piece of me?. You want a piece of me?. 677 00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:41,009 You're going down, clown! 678 00:46:41,092 --> 00:46:45,055 Good, bring it! I'm Marty Wolf!. You have any idea who I am?. 679 00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:47,974 Come on, four eyes, huh?. 680 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:54,314 Hey, head's up, clown! 681 00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,858 - [ Yelling ] - [ Yelling ] 682 00:47:02,113 --> 00:47:05,075 [Boy] You're not even funny, clown! 683 00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:11,581 [ Line Ringing ] Hello?. Monty, where the hell did you send me?. 684 00:47:11,956 --> 00:47:15,210 Because it sure wasn't Duncan's house! How was I supposed to know?. 685 00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:19,798 Don't speak,just listen. Whatever you do, you gotta get me in there with Duncan! 686 00:47:19,881 --> 00:47:22,384 I'll just reschedule the meeting, Marty! Geez! 687 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:25,929 Okay. That's all you had to say. 688 00:47:26,471 --> 00:47:29,808 Adios, sugarpuff!. [ Shouts ] 689 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:36,690 [ Horn Honking ] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 690 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:38,608 - What the-- - [ Honking Stops ] 691 00:47:38,650 --> 00:47:41,152 [ Horn Honks Three Times ] 692 00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:42,737 [ Sighs ] 693 00:47:42,821 --> 00:47:46,074 ## [ Car Radio: Loud Rock ] 694 00:47:46,157 --> 00:47:49,786 ## [Rock Continues ] 695 00:47:51,621 --> 00:47:54,499 Stop! 696 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,501 [ Alarm Blaring ] 697 00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:07,178 Hey, Marty, I like your new coloring. It works foryou. 698 00:48:08,888 --> 00:48:11,057 You did this?. Yup. 699 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:15,478 And it can end anytime. All you have to do is make one phone call to my dad. 700 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:20,108 Shouldn't be much of a problem since that headset is superglued toyour ear! 701 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:24,154 Here's my dad's number. 702 00:48:26,906 --> 00:48:27,866 Hi. 703 00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:31,494 Call me. Bye-bye. 704 00:48:34,539 --> 00:48:36,499 Rotten kids! 705 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:40,337 [ Horn Honking, Alarm Blaring ] 706 00:48:45,842 --> 00:48:48,428 Shepherd! 707 00:48:48,511 --> 00:48:52,140 [ Alarm Blaring, Loud Rock Blaring ] 708 00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:55,894 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 709 00:48:58,605 --> 00:49:00,190 [ Horn Honks ] 710 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,710 - That's it! - [ Noises Stop ] 711 00:49:24,255 --> 00:49:26,341 Oh... my... God! 712 00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:30,011 I'm gonna kill you! Take it easy, man. It wasn't my fault. 713 00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:33,723 - The oldbag rear-endedme. - Eat my boobies, blue boy! 714 00:49:33,765 --> 00:49:37,977 That's very nice. That's really charming from a woman of your advanced years. 715 00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:42,148 Have a nice day! It's just the tire. 716 00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:43,900 You're gonna pay for this! 717 00:49:44,442 --> 00:49:49,698 All right, listen... "Masher" I'm sure we can come to some monetary arrangement. 718 00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:55,036 Yeah, that's what I thought, tough guy! 719 00:50:02,627 --> 00:50:05,380 - Who's the tough guy now, pal?. - [ Tires Squealing ] 720 00:50:07,924 --> 00:50:09,926 Oh, no. Come on. 721 00:50:11,136 --> 00:50:14,848 No, dude, no. Back off, man! No way! 722 00:50:14,931 --> 00:50:17,100 [Screaming] 723 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,772 Two meetings in a row, Monty. 724 00:50:23,481 --> 00:50:26,276 This is not the way to get on the new president's good side. 725 00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:28,319 I'm sorry, sir. 726 00:50:28,361 --> 00:50:31,614 I'm sure there must be some explanation. 727 00:50:35,493 --> 00:50:38,288 They told me to pick up a little blue car. 728 00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:41,666 They didn't say anything about a little blue man! 729 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:44,377 [Laughing] 730 00:50:46,921 --> 00:50:50,133 [ Phone Rings ] You got the Wolf. 731 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:54,012 Where are you?. I am at Duncan's office right now! 732 00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:57,182 I'm, uh-- I'm not gonna make it. 733 00:50:57,265 --> 00:51:00,393 You, uh, tell him it's your fault and reschedule. 734 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:03,480 I am not gonna lie to the new president ofthe studio, Marty. 735 00:51:03,521 --> 00:51:08,151 Don't get all high and mighty on me, Monty, 'cause if I go down, you're ridin' shotgun, 736 00:51:08,234 --> 00:51:10,445 Tootsie Roll-- now, make something up! 737 00:51:10,528 --> 00:51:13,156 And I'll smooth things over with him at the premiere. 738 00:51:13,198 --> 00:51:15,575 - Fine. - Wolf, out! 739 00:51:16,659 --> 00:51:20,163 Hi, everybody. I'm Pat O'Brien, and welcome to Tinseltown. 740 00:51:20,246 --> 00:51:25,210 Well, here we are again, this time at the world premiere of producer Marty Wolf's... 741 00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,837 action comedy, Whitaker and Fowl. 742 00:51:27,879 --> 00:51:30,173 So this must be a very exciting evening for you. 743 00:51:30,215 --> 00:51:32,634 Oh, yes! You know, it's just good to get the past behind me... 744 00:51:32,717 --> 00:51:36,054 and finally be taken seriously as an actor. 745 00:51:36,096 --> 00:51:38,181 Can I give a shout-out?. Oh, my God, it's the chicken! 746 00:51:39,557 --> 00:51:41,518 [ Clucking ] 747 00:51:41,559 --> 00:51:44,521 [ Crowd Clamoring, Applauding ] Whitaker, over here! 748 00:51:46,064 --> 00:51:49,067 Well, it looks like all of Hollywood has turned out for this one. 749 00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:52,362 But the question is, where is Marty Wolf?. 750 00:51:57,367 --> 00:51:59,327 Oh! [ Woman ] Oh, sweet Moses! 751 00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:01,246 What is that? Don't look in his eyes. 752 00:52:04,874 --> 00:52:07,836 - Hey there, Marty. - H-Hi! 753 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:10,672 Ready to end this?. 754 00:52:12,257 --> 00:52:15,385 [ Laughs ] Oh, kid. 755 00:52:15,468 --> 00:52:18,555 You have no idea who you are dealing with. 756 00:52:18,596 --> 00:52:21,766 You think I care about a couple of little pranks?. Nah. 757 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,229 [ Laughs ] See you around, Shepherd. 758 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:33,570 [Phone Dialing] 759 00:52:33,653 --> 00:52:38,616 [Phone Ringing] Hello?. 760 00:52:38,658 --> 00:52:41,703 This is J-Dog calling K-Bird. Repeat,J-Dog calling K-Bird. 761 00:52:41,786 --> 00:52:45,206 -Jas, is that you?. - Yeah. I'm using code names. 762 00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:48,126 Wolf didn't throw in the towel. We're moving into phase three. 763 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:52,339 - What's phase three?. - We're goin' to our first Hollywood soiree. 764 00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:59,304 I didn't know what to expect, but all ofa sudden it's like bam! Bad movie! 765 00:52:59,387 --> 00:53:01,264 Can you say "boring"?. 766 00:53:01,306 --> 00:53:04,351 Like when you did Saved by the Bell. Quality, okay?. 767 00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:07,354 I mean, substance. Worst film in the world. 768 00:53:07,437 --> 00:53:12,108 [ Whitaker Clucking, Guests Chattering] 769 00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:14,611 Whoa! There he is! 770 00:53:14,652 --> 00:53:17,947 El Presidente. ## [ Humming "Hail to the Chief" ] 771 00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:22,660 Ah. And his wife, the very lovely Shaniqua. 772 00:53:22,744 --> 00:53:24,704 It's Shandra. Great to see ya. 773 00:53:24,788 --> 00:53:27,457 Well?. I mean, I think they loved it! Don'tyou?. 774 00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:31,628 I think that sad excuse for a movie just lost the studio $30 million. 775 00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:33,672 I'm pulling the plug on Big Fat Liar. 776 00:53:33,755 --> 00:53:35,715 - What?. - It's over, Wolf. 777 00:53:35,799 --> 00:53:37,634 Look,just hear me out. 778 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:42,722 The truth is-- Would you excuse us please, Shananny?. 779 00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:48,478 The truth is, I missed those meetings because I had... 780 00:53:48,561 --> 00:53:53,191 an incredible breakthrough on B.F.L., which I was working on all day, 781 00:53:53,274 --> 00:53:56,194 and I wanted to wait until we were in front of the entire industry... 782 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:58,321 to make mypresentation. 783 00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:06,788 One chance, Wolf, that's all I'm givin' you. And that's all I need. 784 00:54:06,871 --> 00:54:09,124 Strap on your seat belt, Dr. Duncanstein, 785 00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:12,585 because you are about to be blown away. 786 00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:17,841 - Monty! - Sorry. Marty! 787 00:54:17,924 --> 00:54:20,885 God! What's going on?. 788 00:54:20,969 --> 00:54:23,805 What is this big presentation you're giving about the movie?. 789 00:54:23,888 --> 00:54:28,852 I have no idea! None! 790 00:54:28,893 --> 00:54:31,312 None. It is-- [ Blows Raspberry] 791 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:33,732 - I can help you. - [ Gasps ] 792 00:54:33,773 --> 00:54:36,818 Why do you keep showing up in my life?. 793 00:54:36,901 --> 00:54:39,946 Sounds like you need to come up with some big idea for Big Fat Liar. Right?. 794 00:54:41,364 --> 00:54:42,741 What?. 795 00:54:42,782 --> 00:54:46,870 Some ten-year-oldkidis gonna tell me how to fix my entire movie? 796 00:54:46,953 --> 00:54:50,790 First of all, I'm 1 4. Second of all, I created the story. 797 00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:54,127 You think I can't at least come up with a few good twists? 798 00:54:54,210 --> 00:54:58,089 - Uh-huh. - No-- 799 00:54:58,131 --> 00:55:02,761 You mean that this kid really did write Big Fat Liar? 800 00:55:02,844 --> 00:55:06,056 Uh-- No, he wrote a little English paper... 801 00:55:06,097 --> 00:55:08,725 with the same title-- big deal. 802 00:55:08,808 --> 00:55:12,103 I-It's-- It-- Uh-- 803 00:55:12,187 --> 00:55:14,898 He's-- 804 00:55:14,981 --> 00:55:17,942 - Don't do it,Jason. - Kid. 805 00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:22,113 I swear to you, you get me out of this mess, 806 00:55:22,197 --> 00:55:25,658 and I'll tell your dad you wrote Big Fat Liar, 807 00:55:25,742 --> 00:55:29,662 Erin Brockovich and Saving Private Ryan too. 808 00:55:39,589 --> 00:55:41,758 Uh, ladies and gentlemen. 809 00:55:41,841 --> 00:55:46,930 Friends! Uh, if I can have your attention for just a moment, please?. 810 00:55:46,971 --> 00:55:49,641 You're all probably wondering why I'm blue and orange. 811 00:55:49,724 --> 00:55:52,143 [ Everyone Laughs ] Just go with me for a second. 812 00:55:52,227 --> 00:55:55,980 You see, uh, Big Fat Liar. 813 00:55:56,064 --> 00:55:58,858 B.F.L. " Bfl " as it's come to be known, 814 00:55:59,275 --> 00:56:03,780 is full of action, romance, effects-- oh,you bet! 815 00:56:03,822 --> 00:56:07,701 But what it lacks right now is a message. 816 00:56:07,784 --> 00:56:11,705 Trooper's girlfriend makes this new potion which is supposed to make him shrink. 817 00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:14,040 [ In Earpiece ] But instead, it causes him to change color. 818 00:56:14,124 --> 00:56:17,502 [ Faking A Cough ] Why?. Because now, the twist is... 819 00:56:17,585 --> 00:56:19,504 he can't even lie about his feelings anymore. 820 00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:23,800 You see, his girlfriend, Penny, she makes Trooper an antidote... 821 00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:28,263 which, instead of curing him-- whoa-- causes him to change colors. 822 00:56:28,346 --> 00:56:30,640 When he's bummed out about stuff, he turns blue. 823 00:56:30,682 --> 00:56:34,477 - When depressed, he turns blue. - When he's mad, his hair turns red. 824 00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:37,439 When he's angry, boom! 825 00:56:37,522 --> 00:56:40,400 His curly locks turn the color of a flaming brushfire! 826 00:56:40,483 --> 00:56:46,281 But when he discovers the ultimate truth that he's in love with Penny, 827 00:56:46,364 --> 00:56:48,324 the softest shade of pink... 828 00:56:48,366 --> 00:56:50,994 finds its wayacross his visage. 829 00:56:51,036 --> 00:56:53,413 I didn't tell him to say that! 830 00:56:53,496 --> 00:56:55,874 Wolf, what are you doing?. You're not listening to me. 831 00:56:55,915 --> 00:56:57,584 Just stick to the plan-- [ Yelps ] 832 00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:06,301 I'm sorry. The emotions in this movie are just so painful. 833 00:57:08,136 --> 00:57:10,013 They are painful because-- 834 00:57:10,055 --> 00:57:14,059 'cause they hit home, right here... in the old corazon. 835 00:57:14,142 --> 00:57:18,188 Who among us hasn't told a little white lie? I have. 836 00:57:18,229 --> 00:57:20,899 Anybody else?. You?. [Man ] Guilty. 837 00:57:20,982 --> 00:57:25,862 You?. It's all right, don't be ashamed, brother, because I am right there with you. 838 00:57:25,904 --> 00:57:28,198 I am right there with you. 839 00:57:28,239 --> 00:57:30,450 You're all right, man. Because our picture... 840 00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:32,869 looks the audience right in the eye... 841 00:57:32,911 --> 00:57:36,247 and says enough is enough! 842 00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:38,667 Lying has gotta stop. 843 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:43,213 The truth and the truth alone shall set you free! 844 00:57:43,254 --> 00:57:45,799 Friends, God bless all of you. 845 00:57:45,882 --> 00:57:47,926 God bless America, 846 00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:52,555 and God bless Big Fat Liar! 847 00:57:52,597 --> 00:57:56,810 [ Cheering ] 848 00:57:57,227 --> 00:57:58,812 Very impressive, Marty. 849 00:57:58,895 --> 00:58:03,149 Now, does this mean that you will approve the budget?. You start shooting tomorrow. 850 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:07,696 That's great. But if anything, and I mean anything, goes wrong, 851 00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:11,116 your movie, your deal at the studio... 852 00:58:11,157 --> 00:58:13,243 and your career will be over, you hear me?. 853 00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:16,246 Okay. 854 00:58:16,871 --> 00:58:19,207 Hey-o! [ Laughs ] 855 00:58:19,290 --> 00:58:24,421 Shepherd, you are a genius, buddy! Huh?. [ Imitating Punches Landing ] 856 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:27,632 You ready to make that call?. Time to let my fingers do the walking. 857 00:58:27,716 --> 00:58:31,636 - Here's my dad's phone number. - All right. Ah, Daddy. 858 00:58:37,434 --> 00:58:40,687 Ah. Hello, this is MartyWolf. 859 00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:45,150 I am standing here in mykitchen withJason Shepherd. 860 00:58:46,443 --> 00:58:48,403 I'm lookin' at him as we speak. 861 00:58:50,155 --> 00:58:54,492 And you better bring backup. [ Phone Disconnects ] 862 00:58:54,576 --> 00:58:57,454 What are you doing?. I thought you were on the phone with my dad. 863 00:58:57,495 --> 00:59:00,623 Oh, I was on the phone, all right, but it ain't with your old man. 864 00:59:00,665 --> 00:59:03,293 You're a real piece ofwork, Shepherd. Who are you?. 865 00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:05,503 Rocco Malone, head of security for Marty Wolf Pictures. 866 00:59:05,587 --> 00:59:07,881 Thanks for all your help, kid. Really. 867 00:59:07,964 --> 00:59:11,634 Savin' my butt twice in one year. Who would've "thunk"it? 868 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:14,554 Let's go, kid. Come on, you too, Punky Brewster. 869 00:59:14,637 --> 00:59:17,057 You can't do this. We have a witness! 870 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:21,478 Hey, first lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart. Always get it in writing! 871 00:59:23,438 --> 00:59:25,357 What a day! 872 00:59:34,866 --> 00:59:39,996 Here's the deal. The two of you are gonna get on a plane, 873 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:44,668 go back home, forget this ever happened-- clear?. 874 00:59:49,547 --> 00:59:53,593 Good. Let's go get you two guys packed up, huh?. 875 00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:57,347 I can't believe we're just gonna give up. 876 00:59:57,389 --> 01:00:01,518 You're Jason Shepherd. You can get out of anything. 877 01:00:01,559 --> 01:00:05,563 Come on. You must have a phase four up your sleeve. 878 01:00:09,067 --> 01:00:12,320 Yeah. I guess I do. 879 01:00:19,035 --> 01:00:20,954 [Phone Dialing] 880 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,752 - Hello?. - Dad?. It's Jason. 881 01:00:27,794 --> 01:00:31,881 - Hey. - I haven't-- 882 01:00:31,923 --> 01:00:35,176 I haven't been totally honest about what I've been up to the last couple of days. 883 01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:39,389 And, uh, I think it's time I told you the truth. 884 01:00:41,933 --> 01:00:44,561 The truth?. [ Sighs ] 885 01:00:48,273 --> 01:00:51,818 Hey, Rocco. Hey. 886 01:00:52,902 --> 01:00:53,903 Hey. 887 01:00:53,945 --> 01:00:57,407 Why don't you head home?. I'll take the kids to the airport. 888 01:00:57,449 --> 01:01:00,076 - You sure?. - Yeah. I was gonna be up all night... 889 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,246 rewriting Wolf's script anyway, so it's no problem. 890 01:01:03,288 --> 01:01:07,625 All right then. I'm gettin' too old for this baby-sittin' anyway. 891 01:01:07,709 --> 01:01:09,836 You take it easy. 892 01:01:09,919 --> 01:01:11,963 Good night. Good night. 893 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,841 You know what the worst part of this whole thing is?. 894 01:01:14,924 --> 01:01:17,594 Wolf is just going to keep getting away with it. 895 01:01:17,635 --> 01:01:20,930 He treats all these people like dirt, and no one has the guts to stand up to him. 896 01:01:20,972 --> 01:01:23,600 - Forget it, Kaylee. - I can't forget it. 897 01:01:23,641 --> 01:01:27,103 It just makes me sick that your parents are never gonna know that you wrote that story. 898 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:29,773 What are we supposed to do?. My parents are gonna be here in the morning! 899 01:01:29,856 --> 01:01:34,402 We tried everything. It would take an army to get Wolf to admit the truth. 900 01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:37,739 I think I know where we could find our troops. 901 01:01:40,033 --> 01:01:45,622 - What areyou doing here?. - I've been pushed around by Wolffor too long. 902 01:01:45,705 --> 01:01:48,291 Tomorrow his whole career is on the line. 903 01:01:49,834 --> 01:01:53,380 So you guys up for one last fight?. 904 01:01:54,464 --> 01:01:55,548 Jas?. 905 01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,761 It's payback time. 906 01:02:01,554 --> 01:02:06,768 Mmm. You've got to look good for the first day of shooting. 907 01:02:06,851 --> 01:02:09,938 Do you copy that, Mr. Funny bones?. 908 01:02:10,021 --> 01:02:12,190 "That's a big 1 0-4, Marty!' 909 01:02:12,273 --> 01:02:14,943 [ Laughs ] Mmm. Whoo! 910 01:02:15,026 --> 01:02:18,405 I brought you all here tonight for two reasons. 911 01:02:18,488 --> 01:02:21,157 "A" you're all the best in your given fields. 912 01:02:21,199 --> 01:02:26,162 And "B" you all despise this man... a lot. 913 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:31,251 Gang, let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. 914 01:02:35,296 --> 01:02:37,257 Let's begin. Your assignments. 915 01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:40,427 Red team, you guys stall him until my parents get to the set. 916 01:02:40,510 --> 01:02:43,430 Oh! That's it. Oh! One more! Oh! That's it! 917 01:02:43,513 --> 01:02:47,350 Blue team, I need your help in the distract and delay tactics. 918 01:02:47,392 --> 01:02:50,061 Gold team, you guys are responsible for the mental warfare. 919 01:02:50,145 --> 01:02:52,564 In order to get what we need, we are talking... 920 01:02:52,647 --> 01:02:56,192 complete physical and psycho-emotional breakdown, people. 921 01:02:56,234 --> 01:02:59,696 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - I want to see a broken man. 922 01:02:59,738 --> 01:03:02,032 I'm talking broken like, 923 01:03:02,073 --> 01:03:04,451 "Ooh, I just threw a baseball through your window" broken. 924 01:03:04,534 --> 01:03:09,039 Snap him like a twig. Squeeze him like a bug. 925 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:13,209 I want you to turn him into mincemeat, and I don't even know what mincemeat is! 926 01:03:13,293 --> 01:03:16,963 I want him to scream for his mommy: "Wah, wah! 927 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:19,215 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!' Do you hear me?. 928 01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:20,967 Do you read me?. 'Cause I don't think-- 929 01:03:21,051 --> 01:03:25,472 I... think they read you. Fair enough. 930 01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:28,600 Guys, I just got one thing to say. 931 01:03:32,312 --> 01:03:34,272 It's show time. It's show time. 932 01:03:39,277 --> 01:03:41,404 From the studio?. Yes, sir. 933 01:03:41,446 --> 01:03:44,657 Don't I know you?. Yeah, you do. 934 01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:47,911 I'm Frank Jackson. I was your driver last year until you fired me. 935 01:03:47,994 --> 01:03:50,038 Fabulous! Oh! 936 01:03:50,121 --> 01:03:52,457 Boy, the acting career must really be taking off. 937 01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:55,585 Bravo, Brando. Let's get movin'. I don't wanna be late. 938 01:03:55,627 --> 01:03:58,129 [ Phone Rings ] Yeah. Monty, it's me. 939 01:03:58,171 --> 01:04:01,549 Oh, hey, Marty. Did you get some rest for the big day?. 940 01:04:01,633 --> 01:04:06,513 Ah, are you kidding me?. I spent half the night with a scrub brush and a can of turpentine. 941 01:04:06,596 --> 01:04:09,599 But bye-bye, Little Boy Blue, I am back! 942 01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:13,645 Hey, pedal to the metal, Ricky Retardo! 943 01:04:13,728 --> 01:04:16,022 Got a movie to shoot. 944 01:04:16,106 --> 01:04:19,484 Uh, I'm sorry, sir. There seems to be something... wrong with the car. 945 01:04:19,567 --> 01:04:21,277 [ Phone Disconnects ] 946 01:04:24,030 --> 01:04:25,824 [ Sighs ] 947 01:04:27,450 --> 01:04:29,369 I'm gonna fix it. 948 01:04:31,746 --> 01:04:34,958 Hot smoke. Very hot smoke! Oh. 949 01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:39,462 What the hell is happening?. Stay right there. 950 01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:42,799 - What?. - No, Mr. Wolf. Don't come up here. 951 01:04:42,882 --> 01:04:46,344 We have a situation. The carbide lateral valve... 952 01:04:46,344 --> 01:04:49,472 is connected to the defibrillator, and it'sjust actin' up. 953 01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:52,642 And the point is, this thing could blow any second, so you might wanna back up. 954 01:04:52,726 --> 01:04:55,687 Back up, back up. Okay. What are you saying?. 955 01:04:55,770 --> 01:04:57,564 The engine's fried. I need a backup car. 956 01:04:57,647 --> 01:05:01,651 Are you kidding me?. My movie starts shooting in an hour! 957 01:05:01,693 --> 01:05:05,739 Mr. Wolf, please. I would very much appreciate it if you didn'tyell at me. Okay?. 958 01:05:05,822 --> 01:05:08,199 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I wanna do right-- 959 01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:10,243 [ Stammering ] Don't! Don't touch, dude! 960 01:05:10,326 --> 01:05:12,829 I just-- I-- Do not touch! 961 01:05:12,912 --> 01:05:15,665 [Car Brakes Squealing] 962 01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:18,585 Hey! Everything okay here?. 963 01:05:18,668 --> 01:05:21,254 Urkel.Jaleel. 964 01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:25,008 Oh, my God, my man. This is incredible. You gotta get me outta here, buddy. 965 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,844 - Hop in. - No, no! 966 01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:29,804 Mr. Wolf, please, no. Please, no. It's locked. 967 01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:32,682 My pincer-- Can you unlock-- No, no, no. 968 01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:36,394 [ Stammering, Protesting ] No, Mr. Wolf!. Please. Drive! 969 01:05:36,478 --> 01:05:37,854 Sayonara, loser. 970 01:05:41,733 --> 01:05:43,693 [ Sobbing ] 971 01:05:45,403 --> 01:05:49,240 F-Man to J-Dog. F-Man to J-Dog. The baton has been passed. 972 01:05:49,324 --> 01:05:51,242 Roger that, F-Man. Well done. 973 01:05:52,994 --> 01:05:56,748 Who's the bad actor now, Mr. Wolf?. Those were real tears! 974 01:05:56,831 --> 01:05:59,209 K-Bird, the baton has been passed. 975 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:01,795 Got it. 976 01:06:06,925 --> 01:06:09,719 Nice car! TV money, baby. 977 01:06:09,803 --> 01:06:13,056 Didn't wear those glasses and suspenders all those years for free, dog. 978 01:06:13,139 --> 01:06:17,435 That's a relief. Do you, uh-- Do you know where you're goin'?. 979 01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:21,564 Takin' a shortcut. Look, just throw your seat back and relax, Wolf Man. 980 01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:23,817 - You're in Jaleel's hands now. - [ Laughs ] 981 01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:26,069 Okay. Whoo! 982 01:06:26,152 --> 01:06:29,614 [ Yelps ] You did a fishtail! That was a close one. 983 01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,324 Oh, yeah! 984 01:06:34,953 --> 01:06:38,957 ##[Rap] Yeah, baby! 985 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,293 Whoo! Yeah! Where in the hell are you taking me?. 986 01:06:42,335 --> 01:06:45,296 I told you. I know a shortcut. Through the desert? 987 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:47,674 Slow down, you maniac! I'm gettin' out! 988 01:06:47,757 --> 01:06:49,759 - It's your call, baby. - I'm gonna do it. 989 01:06:49,801 --> 01:06:51,928 - Do what you gotta do. - I am gettin' out, pal. 990 01:06:51,970 --> 01:06:53,471 Go! 991 01:06:58,476 --> 01:07:02,814 ## [Rap Continues ] Not bad. Yo,Jaleel at the wheel. 992 01:07:02,856 --> 01:07:08,111 The condor has flown the coop. Roger that,J-Dub. Wait. What does that mean?. 993 01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:13,450 Means I'm leavin' Wolf in the middle ofthe desert. Urkel is out! Whoo! 994 01:07:26,004 --> 01:07:27,922 [ Grunts ] 995 01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:36,473 [ Screams ] 996 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,196 [ Dialing ] 997 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,032 [ Phone Rings ] Hello?. 998 01:07:54,115 --> 01:07:56,576 Ah, Monty, it's me. 999 01:07:56,659 --> 01:07:59,537 Oh, hey, Marty. Is everything okay?. 1000 01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:02,290 No, no, no. Everything is fine. 1001 01:08:02,374 --> 01:08:06,336 Except, uh, oh, yeah. I'm stuck in the middle of the desert! 1002 01:08:06,378 --> 01:08:09,756 Do you hear what I am saying to you?. The what?. 1003 01:08:09,839 --> 01:08:13,218 The desert! You gotta get me outta here. 1004 01:08:13,259 --> 01:08:18,014 How?. I don't care how, Monty!Just do it! 1005 01:08:18,056 --> 01:08:20,016 [ Disconnects ] 1006 01:08:24,229 --> 01:08:26,272 Ready to go Wolfhunting?. 1007 01:09:11,776 --> 01:09:13,695 I borrowed the chopper from the shoot. 1008 01:09:13,778 --> 01:09:17,449 You're in good hands, Wolf. I flew 49 combat missions in Vietnam. 1009 01:09:17,532 --> 01:09:20,577 All right. Save me the sob story, Methuselah. 1010 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:22,912 I already sat through Platoon. 1011 01:09:22,954 --> 01:09:24,914 Just get me to the set! 1012 01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:29,794 [ Laughs ] 1013 01:09:29,836 --> 01:09:31,504 # Right here Right now# 1014 01:09:31,588 --> 01:09:33,423 # Right here Right now # 1015 01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:35,508 # Right here Right now # 1016 01:09:35,592 --> 01:09:39,471 - # Right here, right now # - This is Father Time. We're headed your way. 1017 01:09:39,512 --> 01:09:41,973 Roger that, F.T. 1018 01:09:42,057 --> 01:09:44,851 - They're airborne. - Copy that. 1019 01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:52,901 Let's punch a hole in the sky, Grandpa. Go, go, go! 1020 01:09:52,984 --> 01:09:58,031 Let's get a tail wind behind this bird, old-timer. [ Whooping] 1021 01:09:58,114 --> 01:10:01,701 ## [Rap ] 1022 01:10:01,785 --> 01:10:06,748 Brando to base. Brando to base. The sheep has located the Shepherds and we're coming home. 1023 01:10:06,831 --> 01:10:08,625 Yes! 1024 01:10:19,469 --> 01:10:21,304 [ Beeping ] 1025 01:10:21,346 --> 01:10:23,473 Oh, boy. 1026 01:10:23,515 --> 01:10:26,142 What's that?. What's happening?. 1027 01:10:29,062 --> 01:10:32,315 One of our blades is jammed. We're gonna have to do a forced evac. 1028 01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:34,901 What-- What are you talking about?. 1029 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:40,573 Come on, we gotta jump. This bird is going down! 1030 01:10:42,575 --> 01:10:45,537 [ Beeping ] 1031 01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:49,666 Aah! 1032 01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:53,211 Are you kidding me?. I wish I was. 1033 01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:56,172 You're gonna have to hold on tight. We've only got one chute. 1034 01:10:56,214 --> 01:10:58,341 I hope it supports us both. 1035 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:03,930 Wait! This is insanity! Vince! 1036 01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,890 Have you done this before?. 1037 01:11:05,974 --> 01:11:08,643 Oh, don't worry, Wolf. I'm a professional. 1038 01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:12,313 Granddad's been doin' this a long, long time. 1039 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:17,193 [ Laughs ] Vince! 1040 01:11:17,235 --> 01:11:19,195 [Beeping Continues ] 1041 01:11:25,577 --> 01:11:30,915 This is Chopper One to Control. Papa Bear and the Wolf have left the building. 1042 01:11:34,419 --> 01:11:37,839 # Right here Right now## 1043 01:11:37,922 --> 01:11:42,719 Not like this! Oh, sweet God! Not like this! 1044 01:11:42,802 --> 01:11:45,263 Aaaah! 1045 01:11:55,231 --> 01:11:57,609 Ah. Hello, sir. 1046 01:11:57,692 --> 01:12:01,321 - Where's Wolf?. - Uh, late. 1047 01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:03,406 Bad. 1048 01:12:25,804 --> 01:12:27,597 [Phone Ringing] 1049 01:12:32,811 --> 01:12:35,814 - Hello?. - I'm on the lot, Monty! I'll be there in a minute! 1050 01:12:35,897 --> 01:12:38,149 - Marty! - I'm not lying. 1051 01:12:38,233 --> 01:12:41,277 Just stall Duncan another second. Okay?. I'm coming. 1052 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:44,114 - Hey, Wolf. - How's it hangin', Shepherd?. 1053 01:12:49,327 --> 01:12:52,622 ##[Western Showdown Theme ] 1054 01:12:57,585 --> 01:13:00,380 [ Funnybones Squeaks ] 1055 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:04,134 [ Gasps ] 1056 01:13:09,014 --> 01:13:10,890 Gimme back my monkey. 1057 01:13:10,974 --> 01:13:13,977 - Come and get him. - [ Sighs ] 1058 01:13:26,114 --> 01:13:29,159 You two! Good-bye! 1059 01:13:29,451 --> 01:13:31,661 I'm comin', Funnybones! 1060 01:13:31,703 --> 01:13:34,330 [ Yells ] 1061 01:13:43,173 --> 01:13:45,759 [ People Shouting ] 1062 01:13:47,385 --> 01:13:50,180 ## ["Deck The Halls"] 1063 01:13:59,564 --> 01:14:01,900 Look out! 1064 01:14:03,735 --> 01:14:04,694 Come on! 1065 01:14:08,698 --> 01:14:11,034 Right behind ya, Shepherd! 1066 01:14:12,077 --> 01:14:14,996 ## [Mexican ] 1067 01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:28,802 You can't out run the Wolf, kid! 1068 01:14:28,885 --> 01:14:31,054 Yeah, we'll see about that. 1069 01:14:32,597 --> 01:14:35,809 Hang on, Funnybones, Daddy's coming! 1070 01:14:35,892 --> 01:14:38,103 He's all yours, Lester. 1071 01:14:38,186 --> 01:14:41,898 - [ Computer Beeps ] - Activate water. 1072 01:14:46,361 --> 01:14:49,698 Aaah! 1073 01:14:53,284 --> 01:14:56,079 Who's the geek boy now?. You spaz! 1074 01:15:03,628 --> 01:15:07,465 This is it, Monty. Ifhe's not here in 60 seconds, this movie's over. 1075 01:15:07,549 --> 01:15:10,135 Right up there is where the big stunt is taking place. 1076 01:15:13,179 --> 01:15:14,264 This way. 1077 01:15:29,112 --> 01:15:32,449 "Help! Come and rescue me, Marty." 1078 01:15:35,744 --> 01:15:37,662 Feet, don't fail me now. 1079 01:15:50,467 --> 01:15:52,719 [ Moans ] 1080 01:16:15,033 --> 01:16:17,702 Let go of the monkey. 1081 01:16:17,786 --> 01:16:19,829 - Call my dad. - Never. 1082 01:16:19,913 --> 01:16:22,082 - Yes. - No! 1083 01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:25,335 Ah! Gotcha, kid. 1084 01:16:25,418 --> 01:16:28,880 It's over. You lose, and I win. 1085 01:16:28,922 --> 01:16:32,175 I don't think so, Wolf. Oh, you don't think so?. 1086 01:16:32,217 --> 01:16:35,470 Come on,Jason. You're smarter than that. 1087 01:16:35,553 --> 01:16:39,015 You write a story, I steal it, and now I'm about to start shooting... 1088 01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:41,059 the greatest movie of my career. 1089 01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:43,395 So you admit you stole my story?. 1090 01:16:43,478 --> 01:16:46,398 We've been over this. It's ancient history. 1091 01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:51,403 Yeah, I stole your story! Whoop-di-doodle-doo! You happy now?. 1092 01:16:51,444 --> 01:16:56,908 I stoleJason Shepherd's paper and turned it into Big Fat Liar! 1093 01:16:56,950 --> 01:16:59,619 You know who's listening, pal?. Hmm?. No one. 1094 01:16:59,703 --> 01:17:04,374 And they never will. So for the last time, give it up! 1095 01:17:04,416 --> 01:17:08,461 Because I will never, ever, ever-- like never, ever, ever, 1096 01:17:08,545 --> 01:17:12,132 ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever-- infinity-- 1097 01:17:12,215 --> 01:17:15,218 tell the truth. [ Blowing Raspberry ] 1098 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:17,303 Because the truth's overrated, right?. 1099 01:17:17,387 --> 01:17:21,725 That's right! [Man ] And cut! 1100 01:17:21,766 --> 01:17:22,934 Huh?. 1101 01:17:40,118 --> 01:17:44,122 I told you, Wolf. The only way to shoot this scene is from 1 2 different camera angles... 1102 01:17:44,205 --> 01:17:47,334 with birds flyin' around. 1103 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,919 Oh, and, by the by, 1104 01:17:49,961 --> 01:17:54,632 Confucius say, "Kastang, you're busted." 1105 01:17:57,052 --> 01:17:59,679 Rock 'n' roll, baby. 1106 01:18:09,647 --> 01:18:11,649 It's just like you wanted, Wolf. 1107 01:18:11,691 --> 01:18:16,029 The press is all here. 1108 01:18:42,305 --> 01:18:46,184 You stole the idea for this movie from a 1 3-year-old boy?. 1109 01:18:46,267 --> 01:18:48,186 He's, um-- 1110 01:18:49,729 --> 01:18:51,690 He's 1 4. 1111 01:18:51,731 --> 01:18:54,275 This is the end ofthe line, Wolf. 1112 01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:55,777 It's over. 1113 01:19:05,412 --> 01:19:07,372 [ Growls ] 1114 01:19:07,455 --> 01:19:10,250 Wolf, I wanna say thanks. 1115 01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:13,211 You taught me a valuable lesson. 1116 01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:17,340 The truth: It's not overrated. 1117 01:19:18,508 --> 01:19:21,511 [ Laughing ] 1118 01:19:24,139 --> 01:19:27,225 I am gonna get you, Shepherd! 1119 01:19:32,147 --> 01:19:34,858 [Screams ] 1120 01:19:48,705 --> 01:19:51,166 [ Applauding ] 1121 01:19:58,923 --> 01:20:01,259 You did all this just to prove you weren't lying?. 1122 01:20:01,343 --> 01:20:04,721 I wanted to earn your trust back, Dad. 1123 01:20:04,763 --> 01:20:07,432 You've earned it, buddy. You've earned it. 1124 01:20:16,107 --> 01:20:17,317 Hey! 1125 01:20:18,234 --> 01:20:21,571 [ Laughs ] We got a movie to shoot. Huh?. 1126 01:20:21,654 --> 01:20:24,324 Come on. Let's make some magic. 1127 01:20:24,407 --> 01:20:27,160 The human hit factory is ready to roll! 1128 01:20:27,243 --> 01:20:28,745 [ Laughs ] 1129 01:20:28,828 --> 01:20:30,997 Yeah, let's go home. 1130 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:33,166 Hey, where do you think you're going?. 1131 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:37,295 You cannot turn your backs on me! 1132 01:20:37,379 --> 01:20:40,840 I'm Marty Wolf!. All right, fine! 1133 01:20:40,924 --> 01:20:44,427 Fine! You're all fired! 1134 01:20:44,469 --> 01:20:46,429 [Man] You suck, Marty. 1135 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:16,001 You, uh, certainly know how to make an entrance. 1136 01:21:16,084 --> 01:21:19,879 What can I say?. I got big feet. 1137 01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:21,881 [ Laughs ] 1138 01:21:21,965 --> 01:21:25,969 You were right, Penny. The truth: It's not overrated. 1139 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:28,847 [Audience Applauding] 1140 01:21:53,538 --> 01:21:55,498 Whoo! 1141 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,214 Oh, oh! 1142 01:22:03,965 --> 01:22:06,092 Congratulations. It was incredible. 1143 01:22:21,483 --> 01:22:23,401 [ Rings ] 1144 01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,447 [ Sighs ] It's show time. 1145 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:34,037 Hey, kids. I'm Wolfie the Clown. 1146 01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:39,501 Whoo! And, uh, "I'm Mr. Funnybones! Happy birthday, Darren." 1147 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:44,130 - Oh, my God! - Oh, no. 1148 01:22:44,214 --> 01:22:46,216 Yo, Little Mash. Show him your nutcracker. 1149 01:22:46,299 --> 01:22:48,385 [ Yells ] 1150 01:22:48,426 --> 01:22:51,096 - [ Kids Cheering ] - [ Screaming ] 1151 01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:54,891 [ Groans ] 1152 01:22:55,392 --> 01:22:56,726 # Can you move it like this # 1153 01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:58,561 # I can shake it right back# 1154 01:22:58,603 --> 01:23:00,397 # Can you move it like this # 1155 01:23:00,438 --> 01:23:02,232 # I can shake it right back # 1156 01:23:02,315 --> 01:23:04,317 # Can you move it like this # 1157 01:23:04,401 --> 01:23:06,361 # I can shake it right back # 1158 01:23:06,444 --> 01:23:08,571 # Come on, ladies rock the party # 1159 01:23:08,655 --> 01:23:10,407 # Shake your body, everybody # 1160 01:23:10,448 --> 01:23:12,742 # Come on, everybody # 1161 01:23:12,826 --> 01:23:15,578 # Let's move it all night # 1162 01:23:15,662 --> 01:23:17,163 # Uh, uh-huh # 1163 01:23:17,247 --> 01:23:20,458 # Gonna take you back to the old school # 1164 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:24,379 # Can you feel the vibe # 1165 01:23:24,462 --> 01:23:26,965 # Let's dance to the rhythm and let me see you # 1166 01:23:27,048 --> 01:23:30,885 # Why you waste time # 1167 01:23:30,969 --> 01:23:32,429 # Uh, uh-huh # 1168 01:23:32,512 --> 01:23:34,014 #Jump back and do the twist # 1169 01:23:34,097 --> 01:23:38,852 # And the electric start Hey # 1170 01:23:38,935 --> 01:23:40,854 # Can you move it like this # 1171 01:23:40,937 --> 01:23:42,856 # I can shake it right back # 1172 01:23:42,939 --> 01:23:44,691 # Can you move it like this # 1173 01:23:44,774 --> 01:23:46,568 # I can shake it right back # 1174 01:23:46,651 --> 01:23:48,611 # Can you move it like this # 1175 01:23:48,695 --> 01:23:50,697 # I can shake it right back # 1176 01:23:50,780 --> 01:23:52,699 # Come on, fellows start the party # 1177 01:23:52,782 --> 01:23:54,909 # Shake your body, everybody # 1178 01:23:54,993 --> 01:23:57,996 # Let's get funky Do the same sound# 1179 01:23:58,079 --> 01:24:02,083 # Sing, 'cause we gonna get on the floor and do it like this # 1180 01:24:05,503 --> 01:24:07,630 # Can anyone do the chocolate bar # 1181 01:24:07,714 --> 01:24:11,468 # Like back in the days # 1182 01:24:11,509 --> 01:24:12,802 # Uh, uh-huh # 1183 01:24:12,844 --> 01:24:14,721 # We thought we'd bring it to ya # 1184 01:24:14,804 --> 01:24:18,850 # For hummin' Keep ya groovin', yeah # 1185 01:24:18,933 --> 01:24:20,393 # Uh, uh-huh # 1186 01:24:20,477 --> 01:24:22,395 # Well, I can see everybody on the floor # 1187 01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:25,899 # Doin' the runnin'man # 1188 01:24:25,982 --> 01:24:27,942 # Uh, uh-huh # 1189 01:24:28,026 --> 01:24:29,694 # Do the mashed potato # 1190 01:24:29,778 --> 01:24:32,322 # Or walk the Philly dog ifyou can # 1191 01:24:32,405 --> 01:24:34,657 # Hey # 1192 01:24:34,699 --> 01:24:36,409 # Can you move it like this # 1193 01:24:36,493 --> 01:24:38,203 # I can shake it right back # 1194 01:24:38,286 --> 01:24:40,121 # Can you move it like this # 1195 01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:41,998 # I can shake it right back # 1196 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:44,042 # Can you move it like this # 1197 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:46,127 # I can shake it right back # 1198 01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:48,004 # Come on, y'all let's rock the party # 1199 01:24:48,088 --> 01:24:50,340 # Shake your body, everybody # 1200 01:24:50,423 --> 01:24:53,802 # Remember back in the days when we used to just do the boogaloo # 1201 01:24:53,885 --> 01:24:55,679 # Everybody gets to rock to the beat # 1202 01:24:55,762 --> 01:24:57,555 # SonnyJoe, pickin ' up dough # 1203 01:24:57,639 --> 01:24:59,766 # And everybody runs to get down with the deejay # 1204 01:24:59,849 --> 01:25:01,685 # When he plays smooth music # 1205 01:25:01,768 --> 01:25:05,146 # Let's dip it, tip it We went rockin' We keep tippin'# 1206 01:25:05,230 --> 01:25:08,149 # Come on, baby Let's rock this rock # 1207 01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:11,986 # We gonna get up on the dance floor and do the Pee-wee Herman # 1208 01:25:12,070 --> 01:25:16,366 # So shake it up and do the bus stop # 1209 01:25:16,408 --> 01:25:18,368 # And do the robot # 1210 01:25:18,410 --> 01:25:22,706 # And baby, do the rocket Move it, man # 1211 01:25:22,789 --> 01:25:24,499 # Can you move it like this # 1212 01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:26,334 # L.A., Atlanta # 1213 01:25:26,418 --> 01:25:28,003 # Can you move it like this # 1214 01:25:28,044 --> 01:25:30,171 # New York, what's up # 1215 01:25:30,255 --> 01:25:32,048 # Can you move it like this # 1216 01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:34,092 # Seattle, Dallas and Houston # 1217 01:25:34,175 --> 01:25:35,802 # Can you move it like this # 1218 01:25:35,885 --> 01:25:37,345 # Baltimore and D. C. now # 1219 01:25:37,429 --> 01:25:39,514 # Can you move it like this # 1220 01:25:39,597 --> 01:25:41,391 # Tampa, do the dip now # 1221 01:25:41,433 --> 01:25:43,184 # Can you move it like this # 1222 01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:45,854 # Memphis, I knowyou do the funky chicken # 1223 01:25:45,937 --> 01:25:47,731 # Can you move it like this # # I can shake it like that # 1224 01:25:47,814 --> 01:25:50,775 # You know, you know, you know # # Come on, y'all let's rock the party # 1225 01:25:50,817 --> 01:25:53,028 # Shake your body, everybody # 1226 01:25:53,111 --> 01:25:57,741 #Japan Japanese, you know # 1227 01:25:57,824 --> 01:26:02,579 # France That's where we ought to go # 1228 01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:04,622 # London # 1229 01:26:04,706 --> 01:26:06,791 # I know you're doin' the hitchhike # 1230 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,626 # Can you move it like this # 1231 01:26:08,710 --> 01:26:10,462 # I can shake it right back # 1232 01:26:10,545 --> 01:26:12,380 # Can you move it like this # 1233 01:26:12,464 --> 01:26:14,257 # I can shake it right back # 1234 01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:16,801 # Can you move it like this ## 1235 01:26:16,801 --> 01:26:19,471 # Canada, Australia ## 1236 01:26:22,057 --> 01:26:24,976 ## [ Singing In Spanish ]