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MAN ON TV: We now return
to Aaron Sorkin's new show,
The Kitchen.

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Where's the milk? No milk?
We're out. No.

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Walk with me.
I want you to
get some miIk.

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Where? Now?
At the store. Right now.

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Any store? BIoomie's?
Any store. Is that a joke?

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What do you think?
l think we need milk.

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l think
you're right.

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You know, I never
get tired
of hearing that.

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Should l go get the milk?
Go get the milk.

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(ALL GROANlNG)

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Looks like the power's
out again.

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What, are we in lraq?
This happens
entirely too often.

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Can we tell stories
till it comes back on?

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Yeah, Dad. Remember
the last time you told us
the story of Star Wars?

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Maybe you could
tell us another one.

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Well, all right.

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This is the story
of Black Snake Moan.

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Once upon a time,
Christina Ricci was all
tied up for some reason. . .

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l'm already bored
and confused.

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Yeah, Dad. lsn't there
another story like Star Wars
you could tell us?

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There just might be, Chris.
There just might be.

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(STARS WARS THEME PLAYlNG)

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CHORUS: (SlNGlNG)
His boy EIroy

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(MlMlCKlNG PROBE DROlD)

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Echo 3 to Echo 7.
Han, old buddy,
you read me?

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Luke, I thought
we talked about this.
I changed my code name.

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Right. Sorry.
Echo 3 to
Carlos Spicy Wiener.

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Carlos Spicy Wiener here.
Go ahead.

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There's a meteorite
that hit the ground
near here.

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l'm gonna go check it out.
Won't take long.

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Okay, but be careful.
There's some
snow monsters out there.

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Relax, Han, l'll be careful. . .

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(SCREAMlNG)

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Cookie!

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Hey, you guys, l hate
to do this to you,
but l gotta get out of here.

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Hey, what's that
on your jacket?
ls that the Purina logo?

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No, it's just a patch.
l like it.

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Thank you.
l lied. lt's lame.

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l won't miss you.

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Han, wait.
l thought you said
you were gonna stay.

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Sorry, l can't.
But l'll give you
my email address.

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lt's HanSolo64@CompuServe.com.

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Comp. . .
Yes, CompuServe.

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But you can't
leave now.

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You're a natural
leader and we. . .

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Hey. Did you guys
order some ice?

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'Cause l got
a bag of ice here.

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Thought you might
need some ice.

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Yes, there is a lot
of ice around here.
We get it.

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We're having
a conversation here.

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Hey. l thought
you guys
might need some ice.

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SOLDlER: What?
Why would l need ice?
We're surrounded by. . .

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(LAUGHlNG) Oh !

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What a day brightener.

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Han, we need you.

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Oh, really?
"We" or "l"?

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What do you mean?

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You don't want me to leave
because of the way
you feel about me.

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l bet you're afraid l'm gonna
leave without giving you
a goodbye kiss.

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Ugh ! l'd rather
kiss George Takei.

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Hello.

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(CHUCKLlNG)

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Man, it's cold in here.

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Beep-boop-beep.

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l like all these
electrical wires
just nailed to the ice.

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That's probably
pretty safe, right?

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Captain Solo,
have you seen
Master Luke?

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'Cause no one knows
where he is.

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What? Well, that
doesn't sound good.

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All right, l'm gonna go out
and look for him.
l'll take my Don Don.

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Well, l can't go outside.
lt's cold out there.

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You can't go out there
in this weather.
Your Don Don will freeze.

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Then l'll see you
in hell !

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SOLDlER: Wait, Han.
You'll need this.

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What?

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(SNlCKERlNG)
Bag of ice.

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You knucklehead.
Get out of here,
but know l love you.

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(GRUNTS)

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Damn these stubby arms!

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Well, this is no better.

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(SCREAMlNG)

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(GASPS)

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Me was going to ask you
to snow monster ball,
but now forget it!

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(SOBBlNG)

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OBI-WAN: Luke. Luke,
puII your pants down.

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Ben?

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You look awful cold.

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Why don't I get you
a nice hot bowl
of Zima soup?

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Ben.

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Luke.

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You wiII go to
the Dagobah system and Iearn
the ways of the Force from Yoda.

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Ben.

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Luke!
Ben !

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Hang on, kid.

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Yoda. Dagobah system.

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Zima soup.
Yoda. Dagobah.

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Last time l was in a dago bar
l was drinking
a beer in Little ltaly.

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Go on,
get out of here!

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Well, l can't stand
this cold anymore.
l'm gonna die.

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Oh !

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Well, it's probably
for the best.

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There are way too many
elderly comedians
out here in the snow.

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This may smell bad, kid,
but it'll keep you warm.

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(SlGHS)

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l thought they smelled bad

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(GASPlNG)

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on the outside.

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Captain Solo, do you copy?
This is Overweight Pilot
Number One.

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Commander Skywalker,
do you copy?

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HAN: Who are you
Iooking for?

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Captain Solo,
there you are!

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I'm sorry,
I didn't copy that.
Who are you Iooking for?

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Carlos Spicy Wiener,
do you copy?

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Carlos Spicy Wiener here,
go ahead.

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They found us, kid.
We're going back to base.

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Just as soon as l grab
some powder with these
skiing young people.

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(JUICY FRUIT THEME PLAYING)

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MAN: (SlNGlNG)
Get your skis shined up
Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit

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The taste is gonna move ya

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Take a sniff
Pull it out

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The taste is gonna move ya
when you pop it in your mouth

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Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya

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It chews so soft,
it gets right to ya

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Juicy Fruit

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The taste, the taste,
the taste is gonna move ya

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How you doing, kid?

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You look strong enough
to pull the ears
off Jennifer Garner.

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Thanks to you.

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Well, your managed-
to-keep-me-around-
a-little-longerness,

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it looks like
you managed to keep me
around a little longer.

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l assure you,
l had nothing
to do with it.

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Yeah, right.

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l think you just can't stand
to let a fat guy
like me out of your sight.

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Why, you stuck up,
half-witted,
scruffy-looking nerf herder!

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You can't use that word !
Only we can use that word !

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(GASPS) The boss
is coming.
Look busy.

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Lot of Empire stuff to do.
Empire stuff.

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Getting Empire stuff done.
Busy with Empire stuff.

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00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,006
Yes, this is good
Empire stuff.
This Empire stuff looks good.

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Yes, l think we're done
with this Empire stuff.

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Hey, dudes,
what you looking at?

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We think
we found something.

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(PROBE DROlD CHATTERlNG)

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That's it.
The Rebels are there.

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My lord, there are so many
uncharted settlements.

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lt could be a phony!
A big, fat phony!

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What'd them Rebels
do anyways?

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You know
your friend Alan?

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Yeah, l like Alan.

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They took his dog.

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(GASPS) They took
Zeus? Oh, no!

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Central Command
to Jeffrey.

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00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,199
Jeffrey here.

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Jeffrey, them Rebels
took Zeus.

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00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:01,994
That's AIan's dog.

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00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,162
l know.

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00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,496
Oh, no!

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00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,789
l know.

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00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,584
Set your course
for the Hoth system.

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00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,423
Hey, take care
of yourself, Chewie.

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00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,591
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,384
What's this handshake
business, huh?

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00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,888
Come here. Come on.
Come on, bring it in.
Come on. Come on.

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00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,556
l'm not really
a hug person.

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00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,351
Knock it off. Come here.
Come on, bring it.

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Yeah, yeah.
Hug it out, bitch.

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00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,772
Hug it out, yeah.
Spray that hug
all over me.

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00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,023
What's wrong
with you?

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00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,026
What? l just wanna share
my throbbing emotions

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00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,444
and shoot hot hug
all over you.

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l don't get why
that's a problem.

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00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,615
Hey, Luke.
Take care
of yourself, okay?

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You, too.

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00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,951
Hey, what'd you end up doing
with that dog we kidnapped?

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00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,661
l killed it and ate it!

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00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,954
Yeah ! Yeah !
Yeah !

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00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,873
Rebels! Rebels!
Rebels!

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00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,375
Empire sucks!
Rebels!

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00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,417
Rebels! Yeah !

180
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,419
Yeah, Rebels! Yeah.

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00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,601
Lord Vader,
we've entered
the Hoth system,

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00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,646
but the Rebels have put up
an energy shield
blocking our entry.

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00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,022
What are we
gonna do now, buddy?

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00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,483
Admiral Ozzel came out
of light speed too quickly.

185
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,237
(CHUCKLlNG) Yeah.
l had that problem with
a chick the other night.

186
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,865
Okay, gross. l'm gonna
turn around and take care
of this other guy.

187
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,369
Lord Vader, we're out
of Iight speed and...

188
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,537
(CHOKlNG)

189
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,331
You have failed me
for the last time, Admiral.

190
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,959
Didn't know l could choke you
through the TV, did you?

191
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,546
Well, l can.
Captain Piett,
you're in charge now.

192
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,549
Don't fail me,
Admiral Piett.

193
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,968
A promotion? ReaIIy?

194
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,429
Can l get business cards
that say "AdmiraI"?

195
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,181
That's not in the budget.
You know, we're trying
to catch Rebels here.

196
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,559
l don't even have
business cards.
None of us do.

197
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,144
Do you have business cards?
Yeah.

198
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,438
You have business cards?
You're a stormtrooper.

199
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,107
There's like a million of you.
What do you need
business cards for?

200
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,483
Well, they're for
my cookie business.

201
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,777
l don't want. . .
Oh, my God.

202
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,489
(CHUCKLlNG)
That chocolate chip cookie
looks like the Death Star.

203
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,619
May l have everyone's
attention please?

204
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,663
We're evacuating
into outer space,

205
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,458
with literally
infinite directions
in which to flee.

206
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,918
However, we have decided
that our transports

207
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,838
will travel directly toward
the fleet of Star Destroyers.

208
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,964
Any questions?

209
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,090
Yeah.

210
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:24,052
ls there someone from
the military we can
talk to? A man, perhaps?

211
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,853
Sir, Rebel ships
are coming
into our sector.

212
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,147
Good. Our first
catch of the day.

213
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,857
(SCOFFS)
Like you know
how to fish.

214
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,568
Prepare to fire
giant boob-nipple gun.

215
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,031
(CHUCKLlNG)

216
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,673
Feeling okay, sir?

217
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,009
Just like new.
How about you, Dack?

218
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,970
l feel like l could take on
the whole Empire myself.

219
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,723
Really? 'Cause that
would be awesome.

220
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,518
Hey, everyone,
Dack says
he's got this one.

221
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,102
(ALL CHEERlNG)

222
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,146
You know it, bitches!

223
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,823
Hey, lmperial fleet,
get ready
to suck some Dack!

224
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,000
l think we're doomed.
Nah.

225
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,546
Unless they've got any
big, giant robot camels,
l think we're okay.

226
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,009
Jim, robot camels.

227
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,892
Check it out,
that one's wearing Crocs.

228
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,607
(MEN SCREAMlNG)

229
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,986
Echo Station 5-7,
we are on our way.

230
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,237
REBEL LEADER: Great.
We'II see you in...

231
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,322
(GUN FlRlNG)

232
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,950
Echo Station 5-8,
we are on our way.

233
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,159
Hurry!

234
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,177
Yes, Lord Vader,
their shield
will be down in moments.

235
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,470
You may start
your landing.

236
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,764
Excellent.
We'II prepare
for our descent.

237
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,808
Hey. Hey, Consuela,
no cIeaning.

238
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,186
No cIeaning whiIe
I'm doing the hoIogram...
Shut that off!

239
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:43,358
Mr. Darth, you no have
no more Windex
on Star Destroyer.

240
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,443
Well, that's not
my probIem.

241
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,777
Why don't you go
out and buy some?

242
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,196
No. No, you buy.

243
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,741
What if I give you
the money, then you
can go out and buy it?

244
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,034
No.

245
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,095
(EXCLAlMlNG)

246
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,639
(GROANlNG)

247
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,463
Crap! l'm hit!

248
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,805
(GASPS)

249
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,725
FEMALE VOlCE: OnStar.
What is the nature
of your emergency?

250
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:02,062
Yeah, l just got
laser torpedoed
by an lmperial walker

251
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,855
and l need
roadside assistance.

252
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,023
Of course, sir.

253
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,025
Am I speaking with
Admiral Ackbar?

254
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,362
Yeah. Yes.
Yes, l'm Admiral Ackbar.

255
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,571
(HOARSELY)
lt's a trap.

256
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,954
(SLURRlNG)
l love you guys.
We had a great summer.

257
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,959
Han ! What are you
still doing here?

258
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,130
Well, l just realized that
my spaceship works better
when l have the keys.

259
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,297
Duh !

260
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,552
MAN ON PA: lmperial troops
have entered the base.
ImperiaI troops have...

261
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,970
(FEEDBACK)

262
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,473
Sorry, l dropped the thing.
ImperiaI troops
have entered the base.

263
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,204
(GASPS) Oh, my God,
it's pregnant. We're in a war.
We're in a war.

264
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,766
l want the princess
captured immediately.

265
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,644
Geez, Gordon, maybe today
wasn't the day to wear
your mesh stormtrooper shirt.

266
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:28,315
Sorry, it's just. . .
l'm going out dancing
after work tonight.

267
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:32,194
Oh, my God, l can't
remember the last time
l went out dancing.

268
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,113
l think it was
Memorial Day,
like, two years ago.

269
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,782
No, you know what?
lt was four years ago.

270
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,325
You know
how long it was?

271
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,536
lt was on Alderaan.
That's how
long ago it was.

272
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,415
Are those guys getting away?
We should probably
get those guys.

273
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,710
Those other guys
will get them.
So, what else?

274
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,842
This bucket of bolts
is never gonna get us
past that blockade.

275
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,969
This bucket's
got a few surprises
left in her.

276
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,347
Plus, me and Chewie
are on it.
Ain't that right, Chewie?

277
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,973
Hell, yeah.
You my nerf herder.

278
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,809
You my nerf herder.

279
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,352
All right, Chewie,
punch it.

280
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,111
Thank God
that hot chick is gone.

281
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,155
Now l can let loose
my Darth farts.

282
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,281
(FARTS)

283
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,324
(AlR HlSSlNG)

284
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,408
(FARTS)

285
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,827
(AlR HlSSlNG)

286
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,330
Artoo, get her
ready for takeoff.

287
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,166
You may not
remember, but
l told you last week

288
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,669
l got my niece's
recital today.

289
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,296
(VlOLlN PLAYlNG OFF-KEY)

290
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,594
We gotta sit through
this whole thing?

291
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,638
lt's not that
much longer.

292
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,933
She's number seven
and there's,
like, 1 8 people.

293
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,393
Relax, man.

294
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,353
l mean,
as long as she knows
you were here. . .

295
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,231
Look, this is happening,
so just come
to peace with it.

296
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,116
Hey, this ain't the way
to the rendezvous point.

297
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,701
We're not meeting up
with the others.

298
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,202
We're going to
the Dagobah system.

299
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,875
Hi. Excuse me.
Excuse me.

300
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,210
Hi, yeah, do you know
how to get to
the Dagobah system?

301
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,046
Yeah, actually
we're headed there now.
You can follow us.

302
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,800
Okay, great.
Annoying question.
We have to get gas,

303
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,428
would you mind pulling off
and waiting for us
while we do that?

304
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,554
(GROANS)

305
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,306
Thank you so much.

306
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,016
(SlGHlNG)

307
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,656
Han, look!

308
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,575
Crap, there's
two more of them
dead ahead.

309
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,578
lt's all right,
l think l can
outmaneuver them.

310
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,090
JOHN BUNNELL: This Rebel
lawbreaker thinks
he can outrun the Empire.

311
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,761
The pursuing officers
realize he's entered
a residential area.

312
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,473
They give him a wide berth,
but they don't Iet him
out of their sight.

313
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:11,102
AstonishingIy,
the driver makes a left,
right into an asteroid fieId.

314
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,814
What are you doing?
You're not actually going
into an asteroid field.

315
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,192
Well, it's either that
or go into
the strawberry fields.

316
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,278
Hey, you know what
l'm getting into?
ls one-legged chicks.

317
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,781
Yeah, Paul,
what's your new
wife's name? Peg?

318
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,199
That'll be enough
of that, lad.

319
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,283
How about Eileen?

320
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,701
Ringo got it.

321
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,877
Sir, the odds of
successfully navigating
an asteroid field are two to one.

322
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,506
Never tell me the. . .
Actually,
that's not bad.

323
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,383
Yeah. No,
let's keep going.

324
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,491
Look at that one!
Look at that one there!
Look at that other one!

325
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,909
(SCREAMlNG)

326
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,786
We're gonna get
pulverized out here!

327
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,080
Look, we got four or five
of the main characters
on this ship.

328
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,331
l think we'll be fine.

329
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,437
There,
that looks good.

330
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:39,733
Doesn't that pie look good?
Too bad we can't get at it.

331
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,693
lt's in space,
and we're in here.

332
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,112
Otherwise, l'd be
eating it right now.

333
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,739
All right, let's park
right there
in that cave.

334
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,160
What are you doing?
You can't park there.

335
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,370
You're not
handicapped.

336
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,455
l have vertigo.

337
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,331
lt's a real
medical condition.

338
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,460
l'm just going on record
as saying l'm not
comfortable with this.

339
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,929
l hope you know
what you're doing.

340
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,433
l've just found
that Leia's constant
questioning of me

341
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,644
has not been productive
to the atmosphere of the ship.

342
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:20,273
And l think that she just
needs to get some
respect for herself.

343
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:29,741
Artoo, wake up, we're here.
Put your shoes on.

344
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,493
You better
hurry up and land.

345
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,871
The last half hour,
l've been having
all pee dreams.

346
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,960
All the scopes are dead !
l can't see a thing !

347
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:45,298
Sorry, that's me.
l was still using
an electronic device.

348
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,344
Okay, that's much better.
Now l can see the swamp. . .
The swamp!

349
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,980
Swamp crashes.
They can land you
knee-deep in trouble.

350
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,068
But the "good hands" people
at Allstate will make sure
you have a soft landing.

351
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,446
Professional service.
Non-threatening
black spokesperson.

352
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,031
That's Allstate's stand.

353
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,162
Thank God for these airbags.
You okay back there?

354
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:20,041
l'm okay, but the midget
inside me's
got a head concussion.

355
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,216
No, no, no,
no, no, no!

356
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,677
Artoo?

357
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,772
Artoo!

358
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,608
(R2-D2 SCREAMlNG)

359
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,446
Artoo, are you okay?

360
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:54,242
l think so. Boy, who knows
what else is in this swamp?

361
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,787
SUPER FRlENDS ANNOUNCER:
Meanwhile,
at the Legion of Doom!

362
00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,330
Not now!
Okay.

363
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,499
(EERlE SlLENCE)

364
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,834
(CAWlNG)

365
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,047
Hey, who the hell
are you?

366
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,592
What the hell is that
creepy little thing?

367
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,343
Well, l'm not Yoda.

368
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:13,761
Okay, l'm Yoda.

369
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,221
You're Yoda?

370
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,183
You're the one
that Obi-Wan
sent me here to find.

371
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,268
Will you teach me
the ways of the Force?

372
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,438
No, l will not teach you
the ways of the Force.

373
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,857
Okay, l'll teach you
the ways of the Force.

374
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:29,360
But if you want to become
a Jedi, first l gotta
ask you something.

375
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,695
Did you see
Van Wilder?

376
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,197
Yeah, l saw it
on Comedy Central.

377
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:36,868
No! No, no, no,
no, no! We got a lot
of training to do.

378
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,204
l'm asking, did you see
the DVD frat house edition

379
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,123
with all the uncensored
footage and the interview
with Ryan Reynolds?

380
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,249
No.

381
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,960
Well, that's all part
of mastering
the Force, man.

382
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,963
lt starts with
checking out
sweet-ass DVD releases,

383
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,883
like Iron Man,
directed by
Jon Favreau.

384
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,719
Yeah, he puts himself
in his own movies,
but you don't mind

385
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,972
'cause he seems like
the kind of guy who'd help
you move if you asked him.

386
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,900
l'm glad you're here.
Look, l pulled
this all apart,

387
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,902
and it looks like
you're gonna need
a new condenser.

388
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,237
Really?
A new condenser?

389
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,613
Yeah, and l would
also highly recommend

390
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,157
a complete flush
of your photon
conversion system.

391
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,617
l swear
l just did that.

392
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,744
Okay, well, how about this?
Do you want me
to just go ahead

393
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,372
and do that
while l'm replacing
the new condenser?

394
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:25,291
l think l'd like to
call my husband.

395
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:26,501
Look, how about this?

396
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,670
You buy the condenser,
and l'll make out with you.

397
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:29,921
(EXCLAlMS)

398
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,589
l'm gonna
kiss you so hard,

399
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:34,801
the picture's gonna change
into something else.

400
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,978
Look, this isn't Windex
but it's just as good.
lt's the store brand.

401
00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,522
No. No.
lt leave a film.

402
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,274
l'm okay with the film.
Just use it.

403
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,443
No. No.
l no can clean.

404
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,611
Shit.

405
00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:54,946
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

406
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,698
Hello?
Mr. Darth Vader. . .

407
00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,076
Yes, sir.
Quiet, quiet.
lt's the Emperor.

408
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160
lt's the Emperor.

409
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,829
Tell him
l no can do
Friday.

410
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:03,955
Okay. Okay, okay.
Sir. . . Yeah.

411
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,123
My apartment
need water.

412
00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,332
No, no. No.
He need to get it fixed.

413
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:09,419
(STUTTERlNG) Hello?
l can't hear you.

414
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:12,839
l'm going to the knee pad.
l'm gonna call you
from the knee pad.

415
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,851
What is thy bidding,
my master?

416
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,228
Hey, I'm downIoading
aII my music
to my iPod

417
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,688
'cause I'm getting rid
of my CDs.

418
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,814
Do you have
any desire for

419
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,107
Natalie Merchant's
Tigerlily?

420
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:32,233
No.

421
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,735
Alanis Morissette's
Jagged Little Pill?

422
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:34,902
No.

423
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,988
You sure?
This thing
was unstoppabIe.

424
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,615
This was the soundtrack
to my '95.

425
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,743
To my '95
and my '96,
actuaIIy.

426
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,827
No, thank you.

427
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:43,995
Richard Marx,
Hold On
To The Night?

428
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,038
(EXClTEDLY) Yes!

429
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,831
(STUTTERlNG)
l mean. . . Yeah, no. . .

430
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,875
l mean, if you're
giving stuff away,
yeah, sure.

431
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,001
AII right, Iisten.

432
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,212
lt turns out
Anakin Skywalker's
son is still alive.

433
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,673
I'm gonna need you
to find him
and turn him.

434
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:58,676
Really? Maybe l can make him
go bi, but all the way
is gonna be tough.

435
00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,511
No, I mean, turn him
to the dark side.

436
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:01,596
Well, yeah, l thought
that's what you. . .

437
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,056
Oh, of the Force.
Yes.

438
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,350
l'll get him over
to the dark side.

439
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,268
l'll just show him
our recruiting video.

440
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,479
(CHEERFUL MUSlC PLAYlNG)

441
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,402
Thanks to the training
l received in the Empire,

442
00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:19,197
l have all the skills l need
to make it in the real world.

443
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:24,285
The Empire Gl Bill
helped me finish school.
Hey, wait up!

444
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,621
And l met my wife
in the service.

445
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,456
We had our honeymoon
on Alderaan.

446
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,249
Good thing we took
pictures, huh?

447
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,667
(LAUGHlNG)

448
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,504
RECRUlTMENT ANNOUNCER:
The Empire,
chasing RebeI scum,

449
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:36,631
kiIIing Luke's
aunt and uncle,

450
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,966
teIIing peopIe
to move aIong.

451
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,637
The Empire,
our ships are big triangIes.

452
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,056
(BlRDS CAWlNG)

453
00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:49,143
That's good.
Stretch it out,

454
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,729
stretch it out because
we're gonna
start the training.

455
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:55,650
l'm ready, Master Yoda.
l'm ready
to become a Jedi.

456
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,069
All right, kid,
let's do it.

457
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,405
(ROCKY IV THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG)

458
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:15,503
(lNAUDlBLE)

459
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:11,642
You know,
l'm up for this,

460
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:15,605
but it kind of feels
like the dark side
has a better gym than us.

461
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,120
(DlSTANT EXPLOSlONS)

462
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,759
(SCREAMS)

463
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,428
There's something
out there.

464
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,516
Hmm?

465
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,518
There's something out there.
Where?

466
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,144
Out there,
in the cave!

467
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,688
(LAUGHS) Crazy women,
always hearing things.

468
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:58,856
There's something
out there.

469
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,149
Let's go
check it out.

470
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,072
What's all this slime
on the floor?

471
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:08,616
Yeah. lt feels like
we're in
Rod Stewart's stomach.

472
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,038
Wait a minute.

473
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:16,541
Hang on a second.

474
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,502
What's going on
here?

475
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:22,547
Something
doesn't add up.

476
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,424
Just a minute.

477
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,802
Time out.

478
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,972
This ain't
quite right.

479
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,933
Now l get it.
We should go.

480
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,106
Hang on, sweetheart.
We're taking off.

481
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,113
The cave
is collapsing !

482
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:48,823
This is no cave.
What?

483
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,963
How come l never get
any lines in these things?

484
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,840
PETER: Shut up, Meg.

485
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,384
(CAWlNG)

486
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,601
All right.
Let's take a break.

487
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:17,977
Your back's getting
all sweaty.

488
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,687
Sorry. Does that.

489
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,023
All right.
Now, let's go over
what we've learned.

490
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,232
Naked chicks.
Best?

491
00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:25,109
Rebecca De Mornay
in Risky Business.

492
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,193
Good. Worst?

493
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,320
Kathy Bates
in About Schmidt.

494
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:31,115
Correct. l also would've
accepted the rotting
old woman in The Shining,

495
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:34,118
but Kathy Bates is
probably worse.
Best scene in Teen WoIf?

496
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,703
When Michael J. Fox
is in the bathroom,

497
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,288
turning into
a werewolf
for the first time

498
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,540
and his dad's
knocking on the door
and he is freaking out

499
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,209
and he opens the door
and his dad's
a werewolf, too.

500
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,294
Gold star.

501
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,838
l would've also accepted
the scene at the end,
at the basketball game,

502
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,049
where the guy
in the crowd
has his dick out.

503
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,759
What?
Yeah, there's
a guy at the end.

504
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,553
Go online. Look it up.
He's in the stands,
way in the background,

505
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,056
and he's totally
got his dick out.

506
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,809
What's in there?
lt feels cold.

507
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,937
That place is strong
with the dark side.

508
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,691
But it's very confusing
and it stops the movie dead.

509
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,818
l'm going in there anyway.

510
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,904
(EERlE MUSlC PLAYlNG)

511
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,619
(GASPS)

512
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:36,806
You know, l guess we should
take advantage of
this very rare opportunity.

513
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,225
(CHEERFUL MUSlC
PLAYlNG ON PlANO)

514
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,603
BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
You and l will settle down

515
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:47,900
In a cottage buiIt for two

516
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,610
Dear IittIe buttercup

517
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,696
Sweet little buttercup

518
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,781
(SlNGlNG)
My IittIe buttercup

519
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:58,369
BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
I Iove you

520
00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:06,085
l hate these hats.

521
00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,461
Yes, sir.

522
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,172
Okay, nice bounty
hunter turnout today.

523
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:14,552
Let's see, we got Robot Guy,
Old Timey Deep
Sea Diver Looking Guy,

524
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:18,222
Lizard Guy, who l think
l saw get in a fight
with Captain Kirk,

525
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,766
Boba Fett, of course,
thanks for coming, and. . .

526
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,226
What are you
supposed to be?

527
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,019
Raggedy Andy.

528
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:27,148
Get the fuck out
of my bounty hunter
meeting.

529
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:36,323
Okay, get ready
to go to light speed.
One, two, three.

530
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,747
Whanh ! Whanh !
Whanh ! Whanh !

531
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:43,831
Crap.

532
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:44,957
No light speed?

533
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,375
No light speed.

534
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,174
l got an idea.
Chewie,
turn us around.

535
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,550
You're gonna
attack them?

536
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,427
(MlMlCKlNG)
"You're gonna
attack them?"

537
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,595
That's how
you sound.

538
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,346
(SQUEAKlLY)
"You're gonna
attack them?"

539
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,723
lmagine listening
to that all day.

540
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:07,772
They're moving into
attack position.

541
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:08,981
Good.
Put the shields up.

542
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:11,317
Oh, my God ! You have cake?
Where'd you get cake?

543
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,652
lt was Jim's birthday,
but l think
it's all gone.

544
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:23,621
Track them.
They may come around
for another attack.

545
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:26,290
Captain, the ship
no longer appears
on our scopes.

546
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,502
They can't have disappeared.
No ship that small
has a cloaking device.

547
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:33,047
Captain, Lord Vader demands
an update on the pursuit
of the Millennium Falcon.

548
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,258
(STUTTERlNG) Tell him. . .
Tell him
we blew it up.

549
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,303
He's not on hold
and he just heard you.

550
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,554
DARTH VADER:
Yeah, I just heard you.

551
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:41,847
(CHOKlNG)

552
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:54,151
This is insane, Han !
They're gonna
find us here.

553
00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:55,236
Yeah, and even
if they don't,

554
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,987
where are we gonna
hide out after this?

555
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,531
Hey, what about
Lando?

556
00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,199
The Lando system?

557
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:02,576
Lando's not a system.
He's a black guy.

558
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,162
ln fact, l think
he might be the only
black guy in the galaxy.

559
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,747
(CHUCKLES)
Let's hope, right?

560
00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:08,332
Whoa!

561
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,750
(CLANKlNG)

562
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,252
All right,
the fleet's
breaking up.

563
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,003
Chewie, get ready
to release
the landing claw

564
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,673
and we'll float away
with their garbage.
Release!

565
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,806
Look at that.
Space bums.

566
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,438
Let's be thankful
for what
we have, everyone.

567
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,065
Be thankful
for what we have.

568
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,191
(THUD)

569
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:36,944
Oh, my God,
l hit a space bum !
Chewie, go, go, go, go!

570
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:47,162
All right,
concentrate.

571
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,373
What do you see?

572
00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:52,543
l see a woman
draining your bank account

573
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,379
and running off
with a real estate agent.

574
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,423
That is a bitch you see.

575
00:36:57,507 --> 00:37:01,635
And l see my friends.
They're in trouble!
l gotta save them !

576
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,930
Wait, wait, wait.
Luke, that's a stupid idea.

577
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:06,599
You're not done
with all your Force stuff.

578
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:08,559
And besides,
you can't fight Vader.

579
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,186
Only an experienced Jedi
could fight Vader.

580
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,147
Well, why don't you go?

581
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:16,025
Yeah, you're probably
ready to fight Vader.

582
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,200
That boy
was our Iast hope.

583
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,995
No, there is another.

584
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,290
I know. I have the Force,
too, you know.

585
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:45,512
l don't have a landing permit.
l'm trying to reach
Lando Calrissian.

586
00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:47,556
What the hell's
he firing at me for?

587
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:48,933
l told you
not to shoot.

588
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,017
Well, you're not
in charge. l am.

589
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,185
Well, l'm steering.
No, l'm steering.

590
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,353
No, l am.
l have a steering wheel.

591
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,729
So do l. There's two.
Well, that's stupid.

592
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,105
l know.
l know, too.
That's why l said it.

593
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,607
Oh ! We lost them.
This is going in my report.

594
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,691
No, it's going
in my report.

595
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,131
(LAUGHlNG)

596
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,299
Lando!

597
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:24,635
Hey, Han,
you crazy
old bastard.

598
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,304
Hey, let me introduce
everybody.
You remember Chewbacca.

599
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:32,267
And this is my
special friend, Leia.
And that's Sarge over there.

600
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:33,686
You don't know
my name, do you?

601
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:34,937
You never bothered
to learn it.

602
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,313
What are you
talking about?

603
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:39,149
We've been through
all kinds of space
adventures together.

604
00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,693
Of course
l know you, slugger.

605
00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,653
Yeah, sure.
Nice to meet you.
l'm C-3PO.

606
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:43,779
C-3PO, yeah.

607
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,239
l was just gonna
introduce you, C-3PO.

608
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,657
Why didn't
you let me, C-3PO?

609
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,659
Maybe we should
go inside.

610
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,119
Yeah, let's get
inside, C-3PO.

611
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,246
You ever been to
Cloud City, C-3PO?

612
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:14,309
J.Crew outlet store.
Oh, my God ! Awesome!

613
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,687
Space summer
is right around the corner.

614
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,570
Oh, my God.
What happened?

615
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:28,866
l got into a slap fight
with a prep droid
over a pair of cargo shorts.

616
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,534
Are you guys
all ready
for dinner?

617
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,078
l don't know,
the time change
is really hitting me.

618
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:35,414
l might just
stay in the room
and watch bad TV.

619
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:38,500
Geez, it's only like
two hours earlier on Hoth.
What's the big deal?

620
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,711
l'm having
my period, okay?

621
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:44,214
Please come in.
l have nothing
to say to Lando.

622
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:50,512
Okay, the door's gonna open
and you guys say, "Freeze,"

623
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:51,722
and point your guns
at them.

624
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,599
Or, you know. . .
Or should it
just be me?

625
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,267
Yeah, you know what?
l think that'll be better.

626
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,811
Get out.
Go, go, go.
lt's just me.

627
00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,147
l wasn't ready. Hi !

628
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,565
(EXCLAlMS)

629
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,319
(SlNGlNG) Wonder Woman

630
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:11,075
(JEERlNG ) Look,
the Giant Chicken's
Boba Fett.

631
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,081
Very well, Solo,
if you won't talk,

632
00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:19,917
we have very effective
means of torture.

633
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,503
Whoa! Well, l don't
want to be tortured.

634
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:25,089
All right, Luke's on Dagobah,
there's a Rebel base
on Kashyyyk,

635
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:27,591
and l'm the one
who clogged the toilet
on the 1 6th floor.

636
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,301
That was disgusting !

637
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:32,513
You know, because of that,
l had to use the little pig
people's bathroom.

638
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,014
All right,
start the torture.

639
00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:37,601
(WHERE HAVE ALL
THE COWBOYS GONE PLAYlNG)

640
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:41,563
WOMAN: (SlNGlNG)
Where have
aII the cowboys gone?

641
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,191
(SHOUTlNG lN DlSGUST)
Shut it off.
Shut it off!

642
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,194
(HAN SCREAMlNG)

643
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,280
HAN: Ow!

644
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,283
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

645
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,827
Ow! Ow!

646
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,579
Ow!

647
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:06,296
This facility should be
adequate to freeze Skywalker
for his trip to the Emperor.

648
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,423
We'll test it
on Captain Solo.

649
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:09,800
And as long as
we're freezing things,

650
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,803
why don't you toss this
ice cube tray full of
orange juice in there?

651
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,555
And be careful
with the toothpicks.

652
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,976
Lando, Lando. Lando!
Be careful
with the toothpicks.

653
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:28,443
Chewie, you have to
take care of the princess
while l'm gone.

654
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:29,820
Take care of her?

655
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,029
You mean like. . .

656
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,239
No. What?

657
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,824
No. Just make sure
she stays safe.

658
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,076
Okay.
That'll be fun
for me.

659
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,919
l love you.

660
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:47,754
Fuck off.

661
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,017
(AMERICAN IDOL THEME PLAYING)

662
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,810
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

663
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,065
Ladies and gentIemen,
this is your
Iightsaber battIe.

664
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,904
The Force is with you,
young Skywalker.

665
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,198
But you are not a Jedi yet.

666
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,367
You're getting there.
You're getting there, though.

667
00:42:58,451 --> 00:43:01,328
l can defeat you,
Vader. You'll see.

668
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:08,001
Okay, so, no cutting
off body parts.
Let's make that a rule.

669
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,337
No below the belt,
if you know
what l'm saying.

670
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,547
And you know what?
How about
no name calling?

671
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:16,093
You know, let's not have
one of those kinds
of lightsaber battles.

672
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,148
Car. Car coming !

673
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:33,235
We're clear.

674
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,122
(BEEPlNG)

675
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,626
Nice work,
fellas!

676
00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:52,629
And, David, you sold
the most magazine
subscriptions,

677
00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:56,008
so you get to invite
four of your friends
to a pizza party.

678
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:57,259
Hurray!

679
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,888
Put Captain Solo
in the cargo hold.

680
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,098
Duh !

681
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:22,451
Oh, no. We've lost Han.
They're taking him
to Jabba's palace.

682
00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:24,619
Well, even though
we know exactly
where he's going,

683
00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,413
we should
rescue him
in three years.

684
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,525
(GASPlNG)
Oh, God. Oh, my God.

685
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,613
l would give my right hand
for this day to just end.

686
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:06,703
Oh, no. Damn it.
They changed
the security code.

687
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,748
Let me see
if l can do something
about that.

688
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,835
Hey, baby.
You're gonna
let us through, ain't you?

689
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:17,255
Yeah, that's right.
You know that feels good.

690
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:21,385
FEMALE VOICE: Oh, God!
Nobody's touched me
Iike that for so Iong.

691
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:22,928
(MOANlNG EXClTEDLY)

692
00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:25,013
Oh, no! I think
I hear my husband.

693
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:27,891
Honey, I'm home.
What the hell is this?

694
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,226
(SHOUTlNG)
Who's he?

695
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,852
Thank God
you're home, honey.

696
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,396
He tried to rape me.

697
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,563
Oh, that's bullshit.

698
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:34,981
You get out
of our home!

699
00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,365
Oh, man.
How am l supposed
to run with this?

700
00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,758
Have we ever
hit anybody
with these guns?

701
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:03,009
l hit a bird once.

702
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,053
(LlGHTSABERS HUMMlNG)

703
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,016
(GRUNTlNG)

704
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:15,605
Come on, Luke,
join the dark side.
lt's really cool.

705
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,023
Well, who's in it?

706
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:21,862
Me, the Emperor,
this guy Scott.
You'll meet him, he's awesome.

707
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,488
And James Caan.

708
00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:25,657
l'll be your friend
if you let me
kick your ass.

709
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:28,952
l'll never join
the dark side.
Never!

710
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,038
(GRUNTlNG)

711
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:36,626
(GROANlNG)

712
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,213
MAN: Hey, a hand.

713
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,633
There is no escape.

714
00:46:43,885 --> 00:46:47,137
Don't make me destroy you.
Join me, Luke.

715
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,264
l'll never join you.

716
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:52,726
Obi-Wan never told you
what happened to your father.

717
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,603
He told me you killed him.

718
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,480
No, l. . . Hang on.

719
00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:57,731
Spoiler alert.

720
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:01,318
Okay.
No, l am your father.

721
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:05,614
Well, that's fine,
but l don't see
how that affects. . . What?

722
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:10,744
Join me and
we can rule the galaxy
as father and son ! You know?

723
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,497
l mean, it doesn't have
to be as father and son,
it can just be as,

724
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,541
you know, as two really
close guys who just happen
to be men, you know?

725
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,836
Just two good-looking guys
sharing a cramped office,

726
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:22,172
running the galaxy
together, you know?

727
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,925
Just getting
the job done, you know?
Maybe we. . .

728
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,177
Maybe we'd do it occasionally,
but it's not weird, you know,

729
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,764
'cause we're just two guys
with raging goals, you know?

730
00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:32,390
l mean, it's not even
about the doing it part,

731
00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,726
but that's a part of it,
but it's not
the whole thing.

732
00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,368
(SCREAMlNG)

733
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:02,045
Hey, did you see a hand
come down here?

734
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,129
No.

735
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:06,883
(LUKE SCREAMlNG)

736
00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:13,098
(GRUNTlNG)

737
00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:18,270
Ben. Ben.

738
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:21,481
Leia. Leia.

739
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,817
Tom Selleck.

740
00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:33,702
Leia.

741
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:41,710
Luke. Turn the ship around.
l know where Luke is.

742
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:43,587
What, are you
out of your mind?
What about those fighters?

743
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,171
l said
turn us around !

744
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,800
WOMAN: (SlNGlNG)
Turn the ship around

745
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:52,429
Leia knows where Luke is

746
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:56,266
Turn it upside down

747
00:48:56,350 --> 00:49:00,478
Take it back to Bespin

748
00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,314
ls that him?

749
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:03,857
l don't know.

750
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:07,986
Luke, if that's you,
wave your right hand !

751
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,155
No, your right hand.

752
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,032
LUKE: lt's me,
you fuckers!

753
00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:47,901
Luke.

754
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:49,152
Yeah.

755
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,528
Luke?
Yeah?

756
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:51,613
Wait. Luke Skywalker?

757
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:52,697
Yeah.

758
00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:55,617
Oh, my God ! This is so stupid,
l was trying
to call Luke Adams.

759
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:58,745
His number is right next to
yours in my helmet.

760
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,082
So, how's everything
been going since our fight?

761
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:04,125
lt's good.

762
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,628
And, you know,
the offer's stiII open
for the whole

763
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:08,672
"two dudes
running the gaIaxy" pIan.

764
00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,465
Yeah, listen,
l gotta go.

765
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,300
Sure, sure,
you're busy. It's okay.

766
00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:16,012
All right.
Well, l'll talk to you later,
Luke Skywalker, right?

767
00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:17,514
Yeah.
Okay.

768
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,026
Prepare to lock
the tractor beam onto
the Millennium Falcon.

769
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:32,529
All right, Chewie,
punch it!

770
00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,620
Oh, man. All right,
someone's getting
choked over this.

771
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,205
Who was in charge
of the tractor beam?

772
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:43,331
That was me.

773
00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,541
Oh, yeah? Well. . .

774
00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:47,460
You have failed me
for the last time.

775
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,297
l can still breathe
just fine.

776
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,382
l know.

777
00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,758
You're choking my. . .
Yup.

778
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:57,345
'Cause l'm upset with you.
For the tractor beam thing.

779
00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:12,944
Don't worry,
we'll find Jabba the Hutt
and that bounty hunter,

780
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:14,988
and we'll get
Han back.

781
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,741
Why are you wearing
Han's clothes?

782
00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,325
Seriously, watch
the actual movie.

783
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,620
Lando is wearing
Han's clothes in this scene.
lt's really weird.

784
00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,582
Take care,
you two.

785
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,333
May the Force be with you.

786
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:31,129
CHEWBACCA: There he goes
with that crap again.
Keep it in church, man.

787
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,382
All right.
ls this thing
good to go?

788
00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:36,259
Yeah, but practice
on a hot dog first.

789
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,344
Otherwise you might
rip your dick off.

790
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:45,685
Someday, l'm gonna
buy my moms a place
with a view like this.

791
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:48,772
(lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)

792
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:17,342
(MUSlC STOPS)

793
00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:19,803
Wait a minute.
This is how it ends?

794
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:22,388
There's so many questions
left unanswered.

795
00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:23,807
Are you
Luke Skywalker?

796
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:24,933
Yeah.

797
00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:26,893
l've got
something for you.

798
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,228
A letter.

799
00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,690
"Dear Luke,
if my calculations
are correct,

800
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:36,319
"you should receive this
letter at the exact moment
the DeLorean vanished.

801
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:40,824
"l have been living happily
for the past six months
in the year 1 885.

802
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:41,991
"The lightning bolt
that. . ."

803
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,034
(GASPS)

804
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:45,161
1 885! The doc's alive!

805
00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:48,039
l mean, he's in the Old West,
but he's alive!

806
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,094
The end.

807
00:53:01,595 --> 00:53:03,096
(ALL CHEERlNG)

808
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,890
Well, let's see
Robot Chicken
top this one.

809
00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:09,018
Actually, l think
they did a pretty good job
of that already, Dad.

810
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,395
Well, l'll have to
take your word for it.

811
00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:12,063
l don't watch
Comedy Central.

812
00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:14,399
lt's on
Cartoon Network's
Adult Swim, Dad.

813
00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:15,692
l'm pretty sure
you know that.

814
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:16,818
l don't know that.

815
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,696
l haven't seen that show
in a while and l don't know
that anyone else has.

816
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,322
l think plenty
of people have.

817
00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,866
Their fans are
pretty loyal to them.

818
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:24,701
Oh, yeah?
All 42 of them?

819
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:27,203
(SlGHS) l'm not gonna
let you get to me
this time, Dad.

820
00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:28,663
l'm not gonna
let you get to me.

821
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,707
Well, maybe l got time
for another story then.

822
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,041
lt's called
Without A Paddle.

823
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,877
Fuck you, Dad !

824
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:40,777
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