1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Mmm. 3 00:00:26,167 --> 00:00:29,799 - Your hair smells good. - Thank you. 4 00:00:29,834 --> 00:00:32,200 - Is it that pear stuff you got? - Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,767 - I like it. - You like that? 6 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,668 - Yeah. - Yeah? 7 00:00:37,703 --> 00:00:40,534 - I do. Hi. - Hi. 8 00:01:02,434 --> 00:01:05,667 - Mmm... - What? 9 00:01:09,968 --> 00:01:13,751 - I'm so tired. - I'm tired too, shit. 10 00:01:13,786 --> 00:01:16,007 I was hoping you were going to say that. 11 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:19,614 I was like-- I was like, are we doing this? 12 00:01:19,649 --> 00:01:22,567 Because I don't know if I'm really into it. 13 00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:25,732 Man... 14 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:28,033 - I love you. - You're awesome. 15 00:01:29,501 --> 00:01:31,434 This is so great. 16 00:01:34,033 --> 00:01:36,834 - Tomorrow though, yeah? - Yeah, got it on the calendar. 17 00:01:36,869 --> 00:01:37,933 - Great. - It's actually better. 18 00:01:37,968 --> 00:01:40,332 We can save the charge. Make it count. 19 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,434 - Save it up.you don't want to waste it. - Save it up. 20 00:01:44,968 --> 00:01:46,734 - Good night, sweetie. - Good night, baby. 21 00:01:46,769 --> 00:01:48,834 - I love you. - I love you too. 22 00:02:26,868 --> 00:02:28,933 Ben Coleman, you're under arrest 23 00:02:28,968 --> 00:02:31,801 for the 1997 sodomization of... 24 00:02:31,836 --> 00:02:35,667 Shhh! 25 00:02:38,267 --> 00:02:40,167 Shush, quiet quiet, Anna's in there. 26 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,032 Fuck, that's right! You've got a wife! 27 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:44,701 - You're still married. - What the fuck are you doing, man? 28 00:02:44,736 --> 00:02:46,501 What the fuck! 29 00:02:46,536 --> 00:02:48,232 What the fuck! 30 00:02:48,267 --> 00:02:51,200 What the fuck are you doing here, man? 31 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:53,098 What the fuck is this, dude? 32 00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:55,701 - It's my gravitas, motherfucker. - Your "gravitas"? 33 00:02:55,736 --> 00:02:57,965 - What's that? - This? 34 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,583 - Yeah! - I'm pregnant, man. 35 00:02:59,618 --> 00:03:01,132 Well, look at that shit. 36 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:03,267 - What are you doing here? - Oh, hey! 37 00:03:03,302 --> 00:03:05,784 - Hey, sweetie. - What's going on? 38 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,232 Andrew-- Andrew from the wedding. 39 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,234 - I met you at the wedding. - Oh, wow! Hi! 40 00:03:10,269 --> 00:03:11,866 - Hi! Nice to see you. - Yeah. 41 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,601 What's going on? I'm so sorry for waking you up. 42 00:03:14,636 --> 00:03:16,851 I got you a-- 43 00:03:16,886 --> 00:03:19,032 a duck... 44 00:03:19,067 --> 00:03:21,467 - in Mexico. - That is a gorgeous duck. 45 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,399 Thank you very much. 46 00:03:23,434 --> 00:03:27,400 - You know, it's one of these. - Oh, yeah.yeah, sure. 47 00:03:27,435 --> 00:03:29,365 What a perfect spot. 48 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,901 - You guys, this is amazing. - Thanks. 49 00:03:31,936 --> 00:03:33,599 No, this is fucking incredible. 50 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:36,267 - You got the car, you got the wife... - Mm-hmm. 51 00:03:36,302 --> 00:03:40,200 - You got the coffee table books. - Yeah. 52 00:03:40,235 --> 00:03:42,133 Wow. 53 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:44,899 Good to see you, man. 54 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,951 - I fucking love you, man. - I love you too. 55 00:03:46,986 --> 00:03:48,968 I love you so much. And I will love you. 56 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:50,732 I don't love you yet, but just-- 57 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:52,801 - we'll spend a little time together... - okay. 58 00:03:52,836 --> 00:03:54,685 And I will love you like I love him. 59 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,534 Ow. 60 00:04:00,167 --> 00:04:02,699 All right, all right, all right, all right. 61 00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:05,351 Let's get you settled in. I'm assuming, you know... 62 00:04:05,386 --> 00:04:07,933 - Oh yeah yeah! No, you should. - Wanted a place to... 63 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:11,167 - If that's okay with you. - Of course, of course. Yeah yeah. 64 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:12,968 Right on, I would love to, yeah. 65 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,065 Of course you're gonna sleep with us. 66 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:18,334 - I'm sure you have a tent somewhere. - We'll hook you up. 67 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:42,334 What the hell was that? 68 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,000 - I'm sorry. - He is amazing! 69 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,199 Yeah, I-- 70 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:50,133 I just want to say for the record I had no idea he was coming. 71 00:04:50,168 --> 00:04:51,499 He just does this. 72 00:04:51,534 --> 00:04:53,299 - Yeah. no, I mean, I... - I'm sorry. 73 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,167 I kind of assumed you would've told me if you had a friend 74 00:04:56,202 --> 00:04:58,634 who was going to show up at 2:00 in the morning. 75 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:00,365 I'm sorry. 76 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:00,954 Oh my God! 77 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:03,834 He's not normally this hyper. He'll settle down. 78 00:05:03,869 --> 00:05:06,332 He just gets really excited. He's like a puppy. 79 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:06,775 He's like-- 80 00:05:06,776 --> 00:05:08,517 Are you guys naked in there? 81 00:05:08,552 --> 00:05:10,667 Hey, man, getting your bed ready. 82 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:11,934 Come on in. 83 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:18,100 - I love the hot water shower! - Feels good, right? 84 00:05:18,135 --> 00:05:20,866 - How's it feel to be clean? - Amazing. 85 00:05:20,901 --> 00:05:23,667 That shower was like the best thing that ever happened to me. 86 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:25,667 Oh good, I'm glad. 87 00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:27,199 All right. 88 00:05:27,234 --> 00:05:29,699 - This room is great. - Yeah. 89 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:32,899 I want to go... 90 00:05:32,934 --> 00:05:35,567 - Mountain climbing. - don't worry about that. 91 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,934 I'm going to-- 92 00:05:37,969 --> 00:05:40,232 I think I'm going to go to bed. 93 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:42,334 - All right, I'll be right up. - Okay. 94 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,833 - Good night. - Good night. 95 00:05:44,868 --> 00:05:46,868 - I love you, sweetie. - Thank you so much. 96 00:05:46,903 --> 00:05:49,267 - See you in the morning. - Love you. 97 00:05:49,302 --> 00:05:51,234 I love you now! 98 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:55,000 - She seems really awesome. - She's awesome. 99 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:57,167 Yeah, she seems great. 100 00:05:57,202 --> 00:05:59,100 She is. 101 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:04,217 I was just saying, it's crazy... 102 00:06:04,252 --> 00:06:07,259 that I started out the day in Mexico City and... 103 00:06:07,294 --> 00:06:10,267 - you were in Mexico City today? - This morning. 104 00:06:10,302 --> 00:06:12,400 - This morning? - Yeah. 105 00:06:13,868 --> 00:06:16,667 What the fuck are you doing here, man? 106 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,532 What's going on? 107 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,632 You know I started out-- 108 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:25,883 I've been living in San Cristobal de Las Casas 109 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:29,100 - down in Chiapas and-- - Whabababa?where? 110 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:30,833 It's a-- it's a state in Mexico. 111 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,367 The southernmost state in Mexico, but, um, I-- 112 00:06:33,402 --> 00:06:36,100 - I've been there. - Really? 113 00:06:36,135 --> 00:06:38,299 No. 114 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,732 But, you know, I started out-- 115 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,067 I started an art project with the locals there. 116 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:45,367 - Mm-hmm. - And, you know, we've still got, 117 00:06:45,402 --> 00:06:47,251 well, I've got to get some funding. 118 00:06:47,286 --> 00:06:49,065 I figured I'd come here and meet 119 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,067 with some grant folks and some gallery folks. 120 00:06:52,102 --> 00:06:54,884 But, you know, honestly, 121 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:57,632 a big part of it was just-- 122 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,567 I was in the airport in Mexico City going, like, 123 00:07:00,602 --> 00:07:03,118 "Okay, where, you know, 124 00:07:03,153 --> 00:07:05,810 where do I want to go?" 125 00:07:05,845 --> 00:07:08,432 And, um-- and then-- 126 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:10,666 and then I thought about you. 127 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:12,367 I felt like it was time, it was, you know, 128 00:07:12,402 --> 00:07:16,501 kinda well past time for us to-- 129 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,332 it's been a while. 130 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:21,300 - Yeah, just-- get back-- - It's definitely been a while. 131 00:07:21,335 --> 00:07:23,351 - Get back on a page because-- - Yeah. 132 00:07:23,386 --> 00:07:25,443 I mean, dude, we got different lives, 133 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,501 but, like, I respect the fuck out of you 134 00:07:27,536 --> 00:07:29,432 and you're like my brother. 135 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:32,567 I respect what you're doing too, man. I mean, I really do. 136 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:36,118 I-- I-- I don't exactly know what it is that you're doing. 137 00:07:36,153 --> 00:07:39,634 I get postcards every now and then with little snippets, 138 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:41,165 like something about-- 139 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,734 like some princess and a hat and a smooch. 140 00:07:43,769 --> 00:07:45,566 Dude, that's the hat... 141 00:07:45,601 --> 00:07:47,934 - The hat I showed up in. That's the hat. - That's the hat? 142 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:50,367 That's the hat. 143 00:07:50,402 --> 00:07:52,065 In Morocco, 144 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:55,199 bought for me by a princess. 145 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:58,934 - Yeah, she bought me a hat. - What a wild life you live, my friend. 146 00:07:58,969 --> 00:08:00,965 Yeah. 147 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,332 Here's the thing is-- 148 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:07,734 you always have the option of doing what I'm doing. 149 00:08:07,769 --> 00:08:10,501 And I don't know that I so much have 150 00:08:10,536 --> 00:08:13,199 the option of doing what you're doing. 151 00:08:13,234 --> 00:08:16,601 Oh, it's easy. Go, you know, you just go to the grocery store, 152 00:08:16,636 --> 00:08:19,734 you find someone with long hair that's a girl, 153 00:08:19,769 --> 00:08:22,285 start kissing her... 154 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,766 One thing leads to another, you know? 155 00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:28,834 Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house and, you know, 156 00:08:28,869 --> 00:08:31,667 soon enough you're converting your upstairs office 157 00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:35,098 into-- into a potential baby room. 158 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:39,334 - Are you fucking serious? - Not yet, but we're on the path. 159 00:08:39,369 --> 00:08:41,784 We've officially removed the goalie 160 00:08:41,819 --> 00:08:44,200 and now we're just doing free kicks. 161 00:08:45,701 --> 00:08:47,901 - It's more fun that way. - It is more fun that way. 162 00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:49,499 Dude, that's amazing. 163 00:08:49,534 --> 00:08:51,833 That's kind of like the biggest thing you'll ever do! 164 00:08:51,868 --> 00:08:52,692 It's kind of big. 165 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:55,017 It's the biggest thing anybody will ever do. 166 00:08:55,052 --> 00:08:58,167 Yeah. It's big. It hasn't happened yet, but, you know, we're hoping. 167 00:08:59,467 --> 00:09:02,500 Look, I should get to bed. I got to-- 168 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:05,499 I got to go do the job thing tomorrow. 169 00:09:05,534 --> 00:09:07,214 But, yeah, why don't we just plan on-- 170 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:09,067 I mean, if you don't have plans or anything, 171 00:09:09,102 --> 00:09:13,601 you know, maybe tomorrow night we can just catch up proper. 172 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,451 - Totally. - All right. 173 00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:19,259 This is weird seeing you. 174 00:09:19,294 --> 00:09:22,033 Good weird. All right, man. 175 00:09:25,167 --> 00:09:27,334 Voy a tener suenos de ti. 176 00:09:27,369 --> 00:09:30,534 Oooba dooba dabba doobey. 177 00:09:40,469 --> 00:09:42,384 - Hi, baby. - Hey, sweetie. 178 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:44,265 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 179 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,901 Oh, I'm just really excited to get out of here. 180 00:09:46,936 --> 00:09:51,434 Yes, me too. So I got a call from Andrew, 181 00:09:51,469 --> 00:09:54,368 and he-- this is classic Andrew-- 182 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:57,232 he met someone at a coffee shop 183 00:09:57,267 --> 00:10:00,036 and now he is hanging out at her house and-- 184 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:02,532 - Wow. - Yes! 185 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:06,532 And she's got roommates and they're artists. 186 00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:10,033 And he wants me to come over there and meet them. 187 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,998 So I feel like I should go 188 00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:14,666 - just to kind of go. - Oh, you-- no, yeah yeah. 189 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,766 I was hoping we could all have dinner together. 190 00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:18,533 I just want to get to know him a little bit. 191 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,032 Yeah. 192 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,290 I was hoping we could have dinner-- 193 00:10:20,291 --> 00:10:21,200 you want to do dinner? 194 00:10:21,235 --> 00:10:24,065 I could make us some pork chops 195 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,566 or something like that and get a couple bottles of wine. 196 00:10:26,601 --> 00:10:28,179 and we could just, you know, hang out... 197 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,033 You're so sweet. 198 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:32,301 I just love that the guy busts into your house at 1:30 in the morning 199 00:10:32,336 --> 00:10:34,499 and then you make him your famous pork chops. 200 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:36,833 You're awesome. I love it. 201 00:10:36,868 --> 00:10:39,566 - So I will go wrangle him. - Yeah? 202 00:10:39,601 --> 00:10:41,667 And we'll be home as soon as we can get there. 203 00:10:41,702 --> 00:10:43,432 Great great. I'll have dinner ready. 204 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,400 - I love you, sweetie. - I love you too, babe. 205 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,601 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye. 206 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,833 - Hey.I'm-- - Are you Ben? 207 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,367 - Yes, I'm Ben. Hi hi hi. - I've heard so much about you. 208 00:11:03,402 --> 00:11:06,217 - Oh! Thank you! Thank you! - Welcome, come on in. 209 00:11:06,252 --> 00:11:09,033 - I didn't get your name. - Andrew, he's here. 210 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,434 - I'm Monica. - Monica, okay. 211 00:11:11,469 --> 00:11:13,766 - Jessie, John, Ben. - Hi, guys. 212 00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:16,033 - Wow, this place is really cool. - Oh my God... 213 00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:18,065 - Hi, buddy! - Hello, sir. 214 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,850 - What is this mess? - Come, give me some love! 215 00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:23,601 - Don't touch me, don't touch me! - Come here, come here. 216 00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:25,599 Oh, man. 217 00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:28,434 - Yummy! - What is this thing? 218 00:11:28,469 --> 00:11:31,234 This is my famous Genoese fettuccine-- 219 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:33,033 Genoese. 220 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:39,998 Shit, Anna was going to make her pork chops for us tonight, 221 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,267 like, she makes these famous pork chops, to kind of welcome you. 222 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,132 - Who's Anna? - She's my wife. 223 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,601 - She should bring them. - That's a great idea! 224 00:11:47,636 --> 00:11:48,933 - She should bring them. - Yeah? 225 00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:52,100 - Tell her to bring them. - We have this incredible... 226 00:11:52,135 --> 00:11:55,167 - standing Friday night feast, music-- - Okay. 227 00:11:55,202 --> 00:11:57,499 Dionysian. 228 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,100 And I think she might like to try my fettuccine. 229 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:02,199 Yeah.well, I'll call her and see. 230 00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:04,901 - Right on. Check in with the-- - Let's get you a corkscrew. 231 00:12:04,936 --> 00:12:07,400 - Come on into the kitchen. - All right. 232 00:12:11,335 --> 00:12:13,634 How's it going? Hi. 233 00:12:13,669 --> 00:12:15,899 Lily, Ben; Ben, Lily. 234 00:12:15,934 --> 00:12:18,534 - Ben. - Hi, Ben.I'm Lily. Nice to meet you. 235 00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,332 Nice to meet you too. How's it going? 236 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:22,998 - You got some tomatoes there? - Making a salad. 237 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,478 Do you have a rolling pin? 238 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:26,934 Is this your domicile? 239 00:12:26,969 --> 00:12:29,567 I end up here a lot 'cause my girlfriend lives here, 240 00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,601 but I actually live down the street. 241 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:32,933 - Got it. - Yeah. 242 00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:36,634 - And your girlfriend is? - Let's try some water. 243 00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:39,667 That's your girlfriend-- Monica? 244 00:12:39,702 --> 00:12:41,251 Monica. 245 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:48,467 - Right on. - They're hitting it off, huh? 246 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:51,668 Yeah. I didn't want to say anything at first 247 00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:54,535 because I didn't want it to be weird, but-- 248 00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:57,332 she, you know-- she likes her boy time. 249 00:12:57,367 --> 00:13:00,200 - who am I to deprive her? - All right, hey. 250 00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:02,751 You know, it's all good, you know, in the hood. 251 00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:05,267 - Yeah, they're hitting it off. - Yeah. 252 00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:07,432 - It's cool. - So, 253 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,599 how do you spend your days? 254 00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:12,467 - I'm a transportation planner. - Hey, sweetie. 255 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:15,365 - Come here, look at you. - Hi! 256 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,534 - Nice pants. - Hey, guys. 257 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:21,033 - How are you? - Long time no see. 258 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,734 I'm going to make a quick phone call, 259 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,451 and I'll be right back. 260 00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:30,133 I'll be-- I'll be back. 261 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:42,134 - Hey, baby. - Hey, sweetie. How's it going? 262 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,567 Good good. What time are you guys going to get here? 263 00:13:44,602 --> 00:13:49,332 Um, well, I'm here at the house. 264 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:53,801 So there's a little hiccup. Andrew, it seems like-- 265 00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:56,065 he's wrapped up in potential dinner plans here, 266 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,000 although I'm not sure it's all about the dinner. There's this girl. 267 00:13:59,035 --> 00:13:59,326 Right. 268 00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:01,901 There's another girl that she's interested in. 269 00:14:01,936 --> 00:14:04,417 it's fucking-- I don't even know. 270 00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:04,901 Wha-- oh? 271 00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:06,833 But I'm pretty sure he's going to stay, 272 00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:09,334 which totally sucks 'cause I know you were, like, 273 00:14:09,369 --> 00:14:11,801 - making an extra effort. - Well, whatever. 274 00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:15,098 I mean, that's-- that's fine. Okay. 275 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,950 The other option is, of course, you could come here. 276 00:14:17,985 --> 00:14:20,767 They've invited you. They definitely want to meet you. 277 00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:23,834 Um, it's a little weird. 278 00:14:23,869 --> 00:14:25,968 The place is called Dionysus. 279 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,432 And they're not kidding. 280 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,000 You're welcome to come... 281 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,399 - and "Dionyse" here. - Wow. 282 00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:35,767 No, I think I'll stay and hang out with my pork chops. 283 00:14:35,802 --> 00:14:38,766 Okay. All right. I'm going to, um, 284 00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:41,734 put in a little face time and then I'm going to come home. 285 00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:44,265 And you and I are going to share pork. 286 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,008 That's great. 287 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,733 And then there was, you know, obviously-- 288 00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:51,167 our plan for the evening, which we should do, don't you think? 289 00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:53,968 Okay, yeah, that sounds nice. 290 00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,933 And... 291 00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:59,365 sorry, I'm just trying to figure out 292 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,098 if this is a girl or a boy on the wall here. 293 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,466 Anyway, I'm going to be home in an hour. 294 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:05,224 Okay okay. 295 00:15:05,225 --> 00:15:07,434 Hopefully nothing terrible will have happened to me. 296 00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:10,232 All right. Well, you and I are going to have a great dinner. 297 00:15:10,267 --> 00:15:13,801 - Yes, I'm looking forward to it. - And Andrew can suck it. 298 00:15:13,836 --> 00:15:16,051 - I love you. - I love you too, babe. 299 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,267 - Okay. Bye. I'm sorry. - All right, bye. 300 00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:41,901 Fuck. 301 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,634 See, dude, we have to talk about something. 302 00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:18,232 Fuck off. 303 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,334 - Do you even know what it is? - Fuck off. 304 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:25,200 - It counts your steps. - It's a pedometer. 305 00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:30,534 - What's so funny? - It counts your steps. 306 00:16:54,734 --> 00:16:57,267 I mean, that's so, that's so... 307 00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:54,367 Body parts touching and moving in ways 308 00:17:54,402 --> 00:17:58,267 where you can't necessarily tell what's what or who's whose, 309 00:17:58,302 --> 00:18:00,868 or how many there are. 310 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:07,466 They're really gorgeous. They're really really... 311 00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:10,534 - just aesthetically beautiful. - Yeah, that's the point. 312 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:13,367 You know, there's this sort spirituality of that I really like. 313 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,100 Melding the connection, 314 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,732 the two bodies 315 00:18:16,767 --> 00:18:19,799 becoming one indiscernible, emotional-- 316 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:23,067 I'm just covering myself with peanut butter and letting tangent, 317 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,100 My dog, lick if off. 318 00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:28,532 I love you. 319 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,466 Whatever floats your boat. 320 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,065 You do your sensitive spiritual thing. 321 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,167 What the fuck are you guys talking about? 322 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,299 Do you know about Humpfest? You know, 323 00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:39,417 - the amateur porn festival? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 324 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,609 No, I have no idea what you're talking about. 325 00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:44,589 Okay, dude, "The Stranger," 326 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,534 the newspaper, has this amateur porn festival 327 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,599 where everybody makes and-- and-- 328 00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,434 I think, you know, the type of people who are making them 329 00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:54,718 are making very creatively-based 330 00:18:54,753 --> 00:18:56,933 - "porn" films, - Got it. Got it. 331 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:57,816 Alternative. 332 00:18:57,817 --> 00:18:59,601 Porn films-- and everybody screens them. 333 00:18:59,636 --> 00:19:01,632 And then at the end of it, you know, 334 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,734 they burn the tapes and that's it. 335 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:07,165 So it's like this awesome art project. 336 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,132 - Cool. - we're all doing one. 337 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,550 - I'm doing one.totally. - Really? You're doing one? 338 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,899 - You're doing one? - Fuck, yeah! 339 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,667 - What are you doing? - Wait a minute. 340 00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:19,701 - What are you going to do? - Something amazing. 341 00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:25,901 I will make-- I will make the raddest, 342 00:19:25,936 --> 00:19:27,933 most awesome, most beautiful, 343 00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:30,701 - most profound, most poetic-- - I got it, actually. 344 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,532 What's that? 345 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,411 All right. This blows people away, okay? 346 00:19:35,412 --> 00:19:35,767 Uh-huh. 347 00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:38,332 It's you in a room. 348 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:41,067 And you're having sex with a girl with blonde hair 349 00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:44,065 with huge fake tits. 350 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,100 It will fucking blow everybody away-- 351 00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:50,232 An unprecedented art porn film. 352 00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,098 You have never seen me boning before. 353 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:55,467 I haven't seen you boning before, no. 354 00:19:55,502 --> 00:19:59,067 - But this sounds-- - It is a work of art. 355 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:01,834 What are you talking about? 356 00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,300 What are you talking about? 357 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,332 You ain't making a porno. 358 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,676 I'm making an art film. I'm making an erotic-- 359 00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:09,100 You're gonna make an art film? 360 00:20:09,135 --> 00:20:12,634 An erotic art film. 361 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:16,866 - Fuck you. - What? I just don't see-- 362 00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:19,899 Dude, don't hate. Don't hate 'cause you can't play. 363 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:23,067 Don't hate 'cause you can't play 'cause you're all fucking locked up 364 00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:26,200 - ball-and-chain domestic style. - What the fuck are you talking about? 365 00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:27,934 - Don't fucking hate on me. - What?! 366 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,965 That doesn't mean I can't make porn! 367 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,767 - Okay, what kind of porn? - I can go make porn if I want to. 368 00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:35,034 Yeah? What kind of porn would you make? 369 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:37,232 - What kind of porn would I make? - Yeah. 370 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:41,267 Let's see. Well, first of all, how are we going to get a camera? 371 00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:44,000 We need-- if you're going to be in it, 372 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,432 we're going to need a macro lens. 373 00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:48,766 And-- 374 00:20:48,801 --> 00:20:51,151 - How are we going to do that? -Ouch. 375 00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:53,466 - That's complicated. Wait a minute. - Poor thing. 376 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,201 Bring it, bring it. 377 00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:55,968 You know, I think you guys maybe-- 378 00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:58,566 - sticks and stones. -Um, 379 00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:01,399 seriously, I feel like, you know, you go to google 380 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:05,132 you do a search for any kind of porn-- it's been done. 381 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:07,968 If you're going to do this, you have to do something unique. 382 00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:09,901 Otherwise it's like, what the fuck? Who cares? 383 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,801 - Right? - Totally. 384 00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:20,232 I should just fuck you. 385 00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:23,065 Nah, we do that all the time. 386 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,934 I'm so sick of that. Everybody's sick of watching that, you know? 387 00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:29,799 It's not like there isn't gay porn. 388 00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,804 It's not like there aren't lots of movies with guys. 389 00:21:31,805 --> 00:21:33,067 But they're not gay. 390 00:21:33,102 --> 00:21:35,067 There's a lot of dude-on-dude porn. 391 00:21:35,102 --> 00:21:37,617 But there's not a lot of dude-on-dude 392 00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:40,098 - who are... not gay. - Could you even-- 393 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:40,897 Totally. 394 00:21:40,898 --> 00:21:42,901 If you could do it, that would be amazing. 395 00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,866 I don't know if you could actually do it. 396 00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:47,466 As in-- as in like, I'll fucking-- 397 00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:50,366 I'll pop a fucking pill and I'll be... 398 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:53,265 I mean-- okay, this is what we're doing. 399 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,870 You guys are onto something. 400 00:21:54,871 --> 00:21:55,767 This is what we're doing. 401 00:21:55,802 --> 00:21:58,133 - What are we doing? - You and me, 402 00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:00,968 - two straight dudes... - Mm-hmm. 403 00:22:01,003 --> 00:22:03,232 Straight balling. 404 00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:06,133 Beyond gay. 405 00:22:06,168 --> 00:22:08,384 - Beyond gay. - It's beyond gay. 406 00:22:08,419 --> 00:22:10,601 I know you're like this is all a joke, 407 00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:13,065 but if you will film 408 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,133 realizing this incredible way to express your love 409 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,132 - for your longtime friend, I-- - It's tender. 410 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,567 - Tender is the butt. - You know what it is? 411 00:22:21,602 --> 00:22:24,651 I will bow down and give you the trophy. 412 00:22:24,686 --> 00:22:27,666 That would be an incredible piece of art. 413 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:31,801 It would be beautiful. It would be a beautiful beautiful thing. 414 00:22:31,836 --> 00:22:34,885 It's kind of fucking amazing, dude. I mean, you do this, 415 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,899 you close out the festival. We come home with the trophy. 416 00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,526 Dude, I fuck-- I love you... 417 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:41,667 It's definitely beyond straight. 418 00:22:41,702 --> 00:22:44,933 ...but in a million years, 419 00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:47,901 when you wake up and you're a little bit sober, 420 00:22:47,936 --> 00:22:50,766 you would never do that. 421 00:22:50,801 --> 00:22:54,834 Even in your craziest days you would never do that shit. 422 00:22:54,869 --> 00:22:58,267 Okay, I'm going to book a hotel room for us 423 00:22:58,302 --> 00:23:00,032 - right now. - Uh-huh. 424 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:03,634 And we're going to fucking get some sweet-ass equipment, 425 00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:06,667 and we're going to shoot a fucking sweet-ass porn film. 426 00:23:06,702 --> 00:23:08,868 - I'm going to book it right now. - Awesome. 427 00:23:08,903 --> 00:23:10,499 What are you doing Sunday night? 428 00:23:10,534 --> 00:23:12,966 Sunday night? Boning the shit out of you. 429 00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:13,834 I'm-- no. 430 00:23:13,869 --> 00:23:16,998 Nope, wrong. Getting the shit boned out of you by me. 431 00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:19,934 - No, boning the shit out of you. - I'm calling 411 right now. 432 00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:22,868 - We'll fucking draw straws. - I'm calling 411 right now. 433 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,801 - Let me hear it. - You want to hear it? 434 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:27,065 All right here it comes. 435 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:30,433 I'll hang up if you want me to. I'll let you off the hook. 436 00:23:30,468 --> 00:23:33,767 - Do you want me to hang up? - Don't try to get off the hook, 437 00:23:33,802 --> 00:23:35,497 'cause you're trying to get off the hook. 438 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:35,699 Hello? 439 00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:37,684 I'm sorry, what city and state, please? 440 00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:38,334 Seattle, Washington. 441 00:23:38,369 --> 00:23:40,968 - Thank you. What listing? - I'd like the phone number 442 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,567 - for the Boning Motel, please. 443 00:23:43,602 --> 00:23:49,167 - Boni? Is that B-O-N-I? - B-O-N-I-N. 444 00:23:49,202 --> 00:23:51,098 One moment. 445 00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:53,699 I'll hang up. I'll hang up right now. 446 00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:56,484 - Fuck! - All right. Get the camera. 447 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:59,199 Get the camera. What am I supposed to do here? What's the angle? 448 00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:01,374 First you pull down your pants. 449 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,467 What's the angle on this? 450 00:24:02,502 --> 00:24:04,998 Did you stick it in yet? 'Cause I don't feel anything. 451 00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:07,085 Do you want me to get a diagram out? 452 00:24:07,086 --> 00:24:07,801 Oh, you'll know. 453 00:24:07,836 --> 00:24:09,335 You won't have to ask. 454 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:10,834 You won't have to ask. 455 00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:39,400 Whoa. 456 00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:44,899 Good morning. 457 00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:47,232 Pleasant surprise. Hello. 458 00:24:47,267 --> 00:24:50,050 I really don't want to talk to you right now. 459 00:24:50,085 --> 00:24:52,799 You want to have sex with me, 460 00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:55,650 - you don't want to talk to me? - I spent a lot of time last night 461 00:24:55,685 --> 00:24:58,467 being mad at you and I just don't want to talk to you right now. 462 00:24:58,502 --> 00:25:01,300 I'm not comfortable with-- I'm not-- what the fuck is this? 463 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:04,234 I'm not really-- what are we doing here? 464 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:05,499 Forget it. 465 00:25:05,534 --> 00:25:07,098 Whoa, I'm sorry. 466 00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:10,767 I just think that's a little weird. 467 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,499 What happened last night?! 468 00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:17,032 I spent so much time really trying not to be mad at you, 469 00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:21,067 trying to just understand, but, you know, you didn't give me much to work with. 470 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,334 So can you please explain to me what happened? 471 00:25:23,369 --> 00:25:27,132 Can we just go back a second, real quick? 472 00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:31,217 You just came in here and mounted me like a horse. 473 00:25:31,252 --> 00:25:35,267 And you wouldn't even let me kiss you. 474 00:25:35,302 --> 00:25:37,451 You remember that I'm ovulating right now? 475 00:25:37,486 --> 00:25:39,576 And that we have this tiny little window 476 00:25:39,611 --> 00:25:41,632 that actually pretty much ended last night? 477 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,901 And I was just kind of hoping we might be able to finish it today but-- 478 00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:49,098 all right. I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. You're right. 479 00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:51,634 - I screwed up, okay? - I just want to know what happened. 480 00:25:51,669 --> 00:25:53,699 I just need you to make me understand. 481 00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:55,851 Andrew was there. He's just like a wild card 482 00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:57,968 and I was trying to just look after him. 483 00:25:58,003 --> 00:25:59,732 And then he was pouring shit. 484 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:03,634 I got a little drunk and I just needed to sober up before I came home. 485 00:26:03,669 --> 00:26:05,834 And it took you until 3:00 a.m. 486 00:26:05,869 --> 00:26:07,767 To sober up to come home? 487 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,399 I just-- I'm not buying it, Ben. 488 00:26:12,434 --> 00:26:14,617 I mean, you know, Andrew's a big boy. 489 00:26:14,652 --> 00:26:16,766 He's been out fucking herding goats 490 00:26:16,801 --> 00:26:19,467 or whatever he does, and you have to look after him? 491 00:26:19,502 --> 00:26:21,468 I don't get it! 492 00:26:21,503 --> 00:26:23,434 All right, all right, all right. 493 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,334 It was kind of fun. 494 00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:31,632 Oh. 495 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:34,334 I mean, look, I'm not going to hang out with them every weekend. 496 00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:36,532 These people aren't going to be my best friends. 497 00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:39,267 But it was fun for a night to experience some different people 498 00:26:39,302 --> 00:26:41,601 and some different conversation. 499 00:26:41,636 --> 00:26:44,466 And I enjoyed it, okay? 500 00:26:44,501 --> 00:26:46,617 I just feel like, on the eve of us 501 00:26:46,652 --> 00:26:48,699 making a family and having kids, 502 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:51,732 we shouldn't be subscribing so much to that lifestyle 503 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:55,134 that we close ourselves off completely from other experiences. 504 00:26:55,169 --> 00:26:58,518 If anything, I think we should do more of those kinds of things, 505 00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:01,868 - you know what I'm saying? As parents. - Where's the "we" in this? 506 00:27:01,903 --> 00:27:04,135 You left me with some fucking pork chops last night. 507 00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:06,367 I invited you. I mean, I invited you. 508 00:27:06,402 --> 00:27:08,833 You invited me in the most half-ass, like-- 509 00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:11,467 - that was before-- - "I don't know if you'll like it here. 510 00:27:11,502 --> 00:27:13,933 It's really boring and weird and uncomfortable, 511 00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:18,034 but you should totally come down. - What do you think I'm going to do? 512 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:22,100 I know, but that was before it got kind of fun. So I'm sorry, all right? 513 00:27:22,135 --> 00:27:24,834 I don't know, man. I mean, I got to say, just for a second, 514 00:27:24,869 --> 00:27:26,732 I know it was my fault and I screwed up. 515 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:30,067 But I'm a pretty great husband and I'm always on time 516 00:27:30,102 --> 00:27:33,367 and I'm always stuff. And I screwed up, like, one night. 517 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,766 I feel like I deserve just like-- 518 00:27:35,801 --> 00:27:38,234 can I just get a "get out of jail free" card? 519 00:27:38,269 --> 00:27:40,332 Like I just-- 520 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,998 can I just get a pass on this one? 521 00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:44,132 I just don't even know what to do with that. 522 00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:46,434 - Yeah, get out of jail free! - And it was not fair. 523 00:27:46,469 --> 00:27:49,100 I mean, that's fine. I'm going to go take a shower. 524 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,165 - We can talk about this. - It's fine. 525 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,367 You're right, it's cool. I shouldn't be mad. 526 00:27:57,435 --> 00:28:01,134 I'm sorry. That was my fault. 527 00:28:01,169 --> 00:28:04,084 I'm grumpy and I'm tired and-- 528 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,000 can you come back to bed, please? 529 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:25,100 - Yo. - Hey. 530 00:28:25,135 --> 00:28:26,934 Hey. 531 00:28:29,133 --> 00:28:33,267 - Oh, coffee? - El cafe. 532 00:28:33,302 --> 00:28:34,965 Good deal. 533 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,400 Oh fuck. 534 00:28:45,801 --> 00:28:49,400 It's fucking right there. 535 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:56,901 - Um, can I get that spoon? - mm-hmm. 536 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,532 Thanks. 537 00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,399 Is this salt or sugar? 538 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:02,434 That's salt. You don't want that. 539 00:29:02,469 --> 00:29:04,466 I mean, you might want that. 540 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:07,617 No, that's not what I want. Do you have sugar? 541 00:29:07,652 --> 00:29:10,734 Yeah, it's up there in that cabinet up there. 542 00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:18,267 Do you happen to have anise seed? 543 00:29:18,302 --> 00:29:20,965 - Have what? - Anise? 544 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,801 No, I don't have anise. What-- anise? 545 00:29:24,836 --> 00:29:27,300 Anise. It's like a-- 546 00:29:27,335 --> 00:29:29,766 it's like a herb. 547 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,901 - It's like a licorice seed. - The seed-- no, I don't. 548 00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:35,466 Well, it would be up there if it was here. 549 00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:37,901 I didn't see it. I'm sorry for poking around, but-- 550 00:29:37,936 --> 00:29:40,234 No, that's fine, That's fine. 551 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:50,601 Does that work? 552 00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:53,866 Give me that. 553 00:29:53,901 --> 00:29:56,534 Do you just suck on it or do you swallow it? 554 00:29:58,367 --> 00:30:00,667 - It's got to go under your tongue. - Under my tongue? 555 00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:09,534 You kind of just let it dissolve. 556 00:30:09,535 --> 00:30:10,133 Dissolve? 557 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:15,968 You're supposed to mix it with anise. It works better. 558 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,067 It's something about the alkaline. 559 00:30:19,102 --> 00:30:20,968 Mm-hmm. 560 00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:25,167 I learned this in Machu Picchu. 561 00:30:27,968 --> 00:30:31,634 - Mm-hmm. - Is it working? 562 00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:36,067 No. 563 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:40,367 What are you up to today? 564 00:30:40,402 --> 00:30:42,901 I want to get some exercise. 565 00:30:42,936 --> 00:30:44,699 And I want to throw up. 566 00:30:44,734 --> 00:30:47,365 - You want to throw up? - I want to throw up. 567 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,817 I got this nasty shit in my stomach and I want to throw up. 568 00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:54,234 It'll make me feel better. So I'm going to go out and throw up. 569 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,067 Sounds like a well-spent day. 570 00:30:56,102 --> 00:30:58,000 What are you up to? 571 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:02,965 Um, well... 572 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,701 you know, I wanted to go and see some art 573 00:31:05,736 --> 00:31:08,132 and maybe get laid. 574 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:12,567 But throwing up sounds like a good alternative. 575 00:31:12,602 --> 00:31:14,199 Mm-hmm. 576 00:31:14,234 --> 00:31:16,667 Yeah yeah yeah! 577 00:31:18,353 --> 00:31:19,934 - Nice! - Yeah! 578 00:31:19,969 --> 00:31:22,299 Good shot. 579 00:31:22,334 --> 00:31:24,499 - Four to one. - Fuck, yeah. 580 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,234 - That's good. - Do you have four? 581 00:31:26,269 --> 00:31:27,200 I've got four, yeah. 582 00:31:37,968 --> 00:31:40,000 Get some shit going. 583 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,566 Fuck, oh! 584 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,684 Shit, man. Dude, watch the dogshit. 585 00:31:46,719 --> 00:31:49,126 - Watch out, here. - So that's a foul. 586 00:31:49,161 --> 00:31:51,499 Just so you know. 587 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:54,300 - On me or on you? - That's a foul on you, yeah. 588 00:31:54,335 --> 00:31:56,265 - What did I do? - Um, I was planted... 589 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,400 'cause you did kind of kick me in the balls a little bit. 590 00:31:59,435 --> 00:32:01,367 That was after you threw me onto the grass. 591 00:32:01,402 --> 00:32:03,265 I got a little ringing in my balls right now. 592 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,634 That was after you threw me on the grass. So it's my ball. 593 00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:08,866 Oi! 594 00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:10,933 All right, six to one. My ball. 595 00:32:10,968 --> 00:32:13,199 Dude, I think you've had the ball enough. 596 00:32:13,234 --> 00:32:15,667 Daddy wants the ball? Okay, daddy wants the ball. 597 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:17,968 - Go ahead. - Daddy had the ball. 598 00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:20,000 Daddy had the ball plenty. 599 00:32:21,467 --> 00:32:23,599 Yep, missed that one. 600 00:32:23,634 --> 00:32:26,400 Now let's do this. Six-one. 601 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,432 Ref! 602 00:32:29,467 --> 00:32:32,799 Yeah, seven-one. 603 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:35,601 - Let's just keep playing. - Why don't you give me the ball? 604 00:32:35,636 --> 00:32:38,000 - Seven-one. - Why don't you give me the ball? 605 00:32:42,767 --> 00:32:46,033 Get off. 606 00:32:46,068 --> 00:32:47,684 Fuck! 607 00:32:47,719 --> 00:32:49,265 Get off! 608 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,534 Okay, dude, fucking give me the ball! 609 00:32:53,968 --> 00:32:57,067 - Aw, fuck! - Oh, Jesus! 610 00:32:57,102 --> 00:33:00,599 Get off! Fuck! 611 00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:15,033 Fuck. 612 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,934 Hey. 613 00:33:30,601 --> 00:33:33,000 That fucking hurt. 614 00:33:39,367 --> 00:33:41,833 That's my bad. Sorry about that. 615 00:33:41,868 --> 00:33:44,300 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 616 00:33:44,335 --> 00:33:45,834 - You sure? - Yeah. 617 00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:56,033 I fucking hate basketball. 618 00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:18,467 Well, my body hurts like shit, 619 00:34:18,502 --> 00:34:20,751 but my hangover's gone. 620 00:34:20,786 --> 00:34:22,965 It works, doesn't it? 621 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,701 Now all you need is somebody to rub your face in dogshit 622 00:34:25,736 --> 00:34:27,167 and that takes care of it. 623 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,501 - I'm sorry if that was, uh-- - No no. 624 00:34:32,536 --> 00:34:34,899 I'm-- 625 00:34:34,934 --> 00:34:38,432 I'm sure that was just... 626 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:42,200 post-last night residual weirdness. 627 00:34:42,235 --> 00:34:43,884 Weirdy weird. 628 00:34:43,919 --> 00:34:45,499 Yeah. 629 00:34:45,534 --> 00:34:48,975 I was waiting for somebody to talk about that. 630 00:34:49,669 --> 00:34:53,866 Dude, I'm sorry about that.it's-- 631 00:34:53,901 --> 00:34:56,634 - It's fine. - No, it's just a fucking weird scene 632 00:34:56,669 --> 00:34:58,933 - to bring you in on. - You know, 633 00:34:58,968 --> 00:35:03,067 it was a weird night and, you know, it happened, and... 634 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:06,334 you know, nothing you need to apologize about. 635 00:35:06,369 --> 00:35:07,732 - It's just-- - I mean, come on. 636 00:35:07,767 --> 00:35:10,300 I fucking roll into town and all of a sudden, you know, 637 00:35:10,335 --> 00:35:12,365 you're drunk and talking about fucking dudes 638 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,065 and your wife is waiting at home with a cold dinner 639 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:18,000 - That she cooked for us. - Yeah, I know, but, I mean, 640 00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:20,566 you know, she's-- she's fine and I made that decision. 641 00:35:20,601 --> 00:35:23,901 It's wasn't like you dragged me into it and forced me to stay there. 642 00:35:23,936 --> 00:35:26,100 I could've come home. And I wanted to stay 643 00:35:26,135 --> 00:35:27,965 and I had a good time and, you know, 644 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,965 I don't want you to apologize for that. 645 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,634 I get it and, look, we've known each other a long fucking time. 646 00:35:33,669 --> 00:35:35,632 And like I said last night, you know, 647 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:38,973 We've got really fucking different lives now. 648 00:35:38,974 --> 00:35:39,534 It's true. 649 00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:41,934 And I get that in the paradigm 650 00:35:41,969 --> 00:35:43,666 in which you live, 651 00:35:43,701 --> 00:35:46,399 these weird conversations are not things 652 00:35:46,434 --> 00:35:49,299 that are really appropriate and that, you know, 653 00:35:49,334 --> 00:35:51,767 that I don't-- I don't think any less of you for it. 654 00:35:51,802 --> 00:35:54,332 That-- you know, that-- 655 00:35:54,367 --> 00:35:56,968 first of all, let's just, like, take the-- 656 00:35:57,003 --> 00:35:58,965 take this down just a second. 657 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,383 You're not as kerouac as you think you are, 658 00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:03,732 even though you've got the headband on. 659 00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:06,801 And I'm not as white picket fence as you think I am, okay? 660 00:36:06,836 --> 00:36:09,368 Like, the black and whites in which you're thinking this 661 00:36:09,403 --> 00:36:12,568 - is a little bit extreme, okay? - Look, I'm saying it-- 662 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,734 it's an awesome idea for an art project, but I understand. 663 00:36:15,769 --> 00:36:17,365 I think it's an awesome idea too. 664 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,133 Yeah, but I understand that it's not something 665 00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:22,032 that you can really do in your station. 666 00:36:22,067 --> 00:36:24,200 That's kind of what I have a problem with. 667 00:36:24,235 --> 00:36:26,801 I feel like you're trying to... 668 00:36:28,734 --> 00:36:30,766 I don't know, man. Like, what-- 669 00:36:30,801 --> 00:36:31,570 Dude, I'm just-- 670 00:36:31,571 --> 00:36:34,167 I'm not going to force you to have sex with me. 671 00:36:34,202 --> 00:36:36,851 That is over, okay? You don't need to, like-- 672 00:36:36,886 --> 00:36:39,501 you're not forcing me. I mean, if anything, 673 00:36:39,536 --> 00:36:41,299 I'm calling it out and going, like, 674 00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:44,365 look-- fucking look-- last night was last night. 675 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:44,824 Yes. Yes. 676 00:36:44,825 --> 00:36:46,801 We were drunk. It fucking happened. 677 00:36:46,836 --> 00:36:48,566 And I'm not holding you to it, 678 00:36:48,601 --> 00:36:50,599 - I guess is what I'm saying. - I know. 679 00:36:50,634 --> 00:36:54,267 But what I'm saying is you don't need to come here and let me off of the hook 680 00:36:54,302 --> 00:36:56,968 based on some preconception of who you think I am, okay? 681 00:36:57,003 --> 00:36:59,067 - It's not-- - You just worry about yourself 682 00:36:59,102 --> 00:37:00,833 and I'll worry about myself, okay? 683 00:37:00,868 --> 00:37:02,934 If that is something that I wanted to do, 684 00:37:02,969 --> 00:37:05,132 then I would do it. And it's not-- 685 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:07,667 I'm not limited because I'm married, you know? 686 00:37:07,702 --> 00:37:09,466 Anna and I have a strong relationship. 687 00:37:09,501 --> 00:37:12,400 You don't really understand what a marriage is 'cause you are single. 688 00:37:12,435 --> 00:37:15,118 And I appreciate that you think you have an idea, but you don't. 689 00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:17,801 We have the type of relationship where if we want to do things, 690 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,732 we will do them. Does that make sense? 691 00:37:19,767 --> 00:37:20,814 I'm just-- I'm trying-- 692 00:37:20,815 --> 00:37:23,000 You're trying to make my decision for me. 693 00:37:23,035 --> 00:37:25,532 I'm not trying to make your decision for you. 694 00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:28,334 I'm just trying to be your friend and let you know that it's cool. 695 00:37:28,369 --> 00:37:30,599 That, like, I get it that we're in different spots. 696 00:37:30,634 --> 00:37:33,067 - I know you're saying all this shit-- - Andrew, you need to-- 697 00:37:33,102 --> 00:37:34,770 You need to shut up for a second. 698 00:37:34,771 --> 00:37:34,933 Okay. 699 00:37:34,968 --> 00:37:37,901 You're making yourself sound very close-minded and like a fool. 700 00:37:37,936 --> 00:37:40,567 - All right. - Stop trying to let me off the hook. 701 00:37:40,602 --> 00:37:42,998 Because you know what it sounds like? 702 00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:45,199 It sounds like you're trying to put this off on me 703 00:37:45,234 --> 00:37:47,914 as to why we're not doing it because you can't handle it. 704 00:37:47,915 --> 00:37:48,367 Straight up, 705 00:37:48,402 --> 00:37:51,251 - straight up, straight up. - Straight up. 706 00:37:51,286 --> 00:37:54,100 You would have sex with me on film for this project 707 00:37:54,135 --> 00:37:57,300 - tomorrow night? - I could absolutely do this. 708 00:37:57,335 --> 00:38:00,300 You could or you would? 709 00:38:00,335 --> 00:38:02,265 I would do it. 710 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:03,634 - You would? - Yeah. 711 00:38:03,669 --> 00:38:05,766 'Cause I would. 712 00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:07,799 - Really? - Totally. 713 00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:11,067 But I don't think we should do this 'cause neither one of us wants to back down. 714 00:38:11,102 --> 00:38:13,599 This shouldn't be about us challenging each other. 715 00:38:13,634 --> 00:38:16,067 This should be about us. If we want to make a piece of art, 716 00:38:16,102 --> 00:38:18,365 we should make a piece of art together. 717 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,100 I think the idea is fucking weird, but I think it's great. 718 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,834 It's weird but it's amazing and it pushes boundaries. 719 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:27,000 And that's what good pieces of art should do. 720 00:38:28,868 --> 00:38:30,766 Do you at least have to talk to your wife? 721 00:38:30,801 --> 00:38:33,466 Yeah, I do. And I'll have a conversation with her about it. 722 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:35,405 You think she's going to be cool with it? 723 00:38:35,406 --> 00:38:36,299 Absolutely she's going-- 724 00:38:36,334 --> 00:38:40,234 I can't predict what she's going to say, but I'm going to have a discussion with her. 725 00:38:40,269 --> 00:38:43,467 I will say "okay, this is an art project that I am thinking about doing." 726 00:38:43,502 --> 00:38:46,067 And we'll discuss it and if she's not cool with it, 727 00:38:46,102 --> 00:38:47,699 then, you know, I won't do it. 728 00:38:47,734 --> 00:38:50,199 But, the thing is, I think she will be 729 00:38:50,234 --> 00:38:53,334 because she understands me and that's what a marriage is: People who are there 730 00:38:53,369 --> 00:38:55,219 to support each other and grow and do things. 731 00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:55,701 Great. 732 00:38:55,736 --> 00:38:57,834 And we have that kind of relationship. 733 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,767 Okay? 734 00:39:00,968 --> 00:39:04,165 - You don't believe me. - No, dude-- 735 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,801 - I think you're freaking out about this! - No no no. 736 00:39:06,836 --> 00:39:08,918 - No, listen-- - You don't have to do this. 737 00:39:08,953 --> 00:39:11,000 If you go talk to Anna and you come back to me 738 00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:13,667 and you say it's on, it is fucking on. 739 00:39:13,702 --> 00:39:15,699 Just erase what you just said 740 00:39:15,734 --> 00:39:18,599 'cause I will handle the situation with Anna, okay? 741 00:39:18,634 --> 00:39:21,601 - So you're telling me right now it's on. - It's on. 742 00:39:21,636 --> 00:39:25,000 - Straight up, it's on? - I'm not kidding you. 743 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:28,799 - Tomorrow night? - Yeah, tomorrow night. 744 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:32,701 If you're going to back out, do it now, because I'm serious. 745 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,283 Yeah. Well, 746 00:39:36,318 --> 00:39:38,167 I'll be there. 747 00:39:39,234 --> 00:39:40,901 Okay. Me too. 748 00:39:59,634 --> 00:40:01,734 - Hello-oo! - Hi. 749 00:40:01,769 --> 00:40:04,400 Welcome home. 750 00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:08,199 Wow, that's, um-- 751 00:40:08,234 --> 00:40:10,365 - This is really nice. - I'm sorry. 752 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,000 It was my fault. Last night was stupid of me. 753 00:40:14,035 --> 00:40:17,884 - I'm sorry. I love you. - I'm sorry too. 754 00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:21,734 - Thank you. - You're welcome. I'm really-- 755 00:40:21,769 --> 00:40:24,051 this is-- this is nice. 756 00:40:24,086 --> 00:40:26,334 I just want to be us, okay? 757 00:40:26,369 --> 00:40:28,098 - Yeah. - I love you. 758 00:40:28,133 --> 00:40:30,417 Thanks. I'm going to put my bag down 759 00:40:30,452 --> 00:40:32,666 - and come-- wow! - Okay. Come sit 760 00:40:32,701 --> 00:40:34,776 and I will rub your feet and serve you... 761 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:37,334 ...and do all those things. 762 00:40:39,634 --> 00:40:42,834 So there's something kind of important I wanted to talk to you about. 763 00:40:44,634 --> 00:40:47,067 It's kind of an elephant in the room, 764 00:40:47,102 --> 00:40:49,501 or if you will, a duck in the room. 765 00:40:51,601 --> 00:40:55,167 And I just want to say thank you for allowing that to sit on our mantel. 766 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,851 Oh, but it can go away, right? As soon as he leaves-- 767 00:40:57,852 --> 00:40:58,734 God bless his soul. 768 00:40:58,769 --> 00:41:00,599 Yeah, as soon as he leaves, it can go away. 769 00:41:00,634 --> 00:41:02,732 It can just go down and live in the storage room? 770 00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:05,667 The fact that you are allowing that to stay up while he's here 771 00:41:05,702 --> 00:41:08,365 is a testament to how amazing a woman you are. 772 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,938 It's just classic Andrew. I mean, it's weird. 773 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,051 - This was really good by the way. - Oh, thank you. 774 00:41:14,086 --> 00:41:16,634 - I'm glad you dug it. - Yeah, I really appreciate it. 775 00:41:16,669 --> 00:41:18,532 You're welcome. 776 00:41:18,567 --> 00:41:21,000 Um, but, yeah, back to the Andrew thing, 777 00:41:21,035 --> 00:41:23,200 I mean, he's just-- 778 00:41:24,434 --> 00:41:26,732 he's just lost, you know? 779 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:29,017 Um, and even last night, you know, 780 00:41:29,052 --> 00:41:31,232 I just was watching him at that party 781 00:41:31,267 --> 00:41:36,367 and he's just, like, trying to get something going in his life, you know? 782 00:41:36,402 --> 00:41:38,833 The good news is actually 783 00:41:38,868 --> 00:41:40,998 he met some people there last night, 784 00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:45,100 you know, kind of just his kind of peeps. And they, um, 785 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,833 they're all involved in this sort of art festival. 786 00:41:47,868 --> 00:41:50,506 And they've invited Andrew to be a part of it... 787 00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:50,667 Wow. 788 00:41:50,702 --> 00:41:53,098 ...and sort of add his own piece to the festival. 789 00:41:53,133 --> 00:41:53,787 That's great. 790 00:41:53,788 --> 00:41:55,801 So he's totally psyched. And he's, like, 791 00:41:55,836 --> 00:41:57,933 "Oh, man, I need your help!" So I was like, 792 00:41:57,968 --> 00:42:00,399 - "sure, of course I'll help." - Oh, that's so cool. 793 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:01,665 Not that I know art. 794 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:04,434 No, that'll be great though. That's so great. 795 00:42:04,469 --> 00:42:06,766 Is it a festival that they put on themselves? 796 00:42:06,801 --> 00:42:10,034 It's this cool thing, actually, that "the stranger" does. 797 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:13,651 It's like this film festival that they put on every year. 798 00:42:13,686 --> 00:42:17,234 I hadn't heard of it. And they make these kind of artsy 799 00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:19,199 - films about-- - It's not Humpfest? 800 00:42:19,234 --> 00:42:22,400 - What's that? - It's not Humpfest, is it? 801 00:42:22,435 --> 00:42:24,566 Um, I'm not exactly sure. 802 00:42:24,601 --> 00:42:27,933 - That might... - The-- the porn festival? 803 00:42:27,968 --> 00:42:31,432 "The stranger" does a porn festival every year. 804 00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:34,767 I didn't know necessarily what it was because I hadn't heard of it 805 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,399 but their take on it was it's an art festival 806 00:42:37,434 --> 00:42:40,651 that is about reclaiming pornography back to an art place 807 00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:43,868 instead of like a disgusting place that we all know it as-- 808 00:42:43,903 --> 00:42:46,300 - was my understanding of the project. - Is-- 809 00:42:46,335 --> 00:42:48,434 is somebody having sex in his film? 810 00:42:48,469 --> 00:42:52,965 Yes, as far as I understand. 811 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,466 And what are you doing with the-- 812 00:42:56,501 --> 00:42:59,801 I just told them I would help, you know? So I'm just going to like-- 813 00:42:59,836 --> 00:43:03,334 you know, lackey stuff is what I'm assuming, you know? 814 00:43:03,369 --> 00:43:05,699 I don't know what the... 815 00:43:05,734 --> 00:43:08,417 job roles or titles are or would be, 816 00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:11,065 but I'm assuming I would, like, um... 817 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:14,132 maybe I can like make them breakfast or something, you know? 818 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:17,400 Like feed the crew 'cause I know it's like a low-budget kind of thing. 819 00:43:17,435 --> 00:43:19,566 Or I could bring coffee in or, um, 820 00:43:19,601 --> 00:43:22,051 you know, if they needed like copies or something, 821 00:43:22,086 --> 00:43:24,466 I could just run to Kinko's and make some copies, 822 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:27,117 or, I mean, I don't know. I think I just-- 823 00:43:27,152 --> 00:43:29,699 I'm not an artist and, you know, that's not my thing. 824 00:43:29,734 --> 00:43:33,167 And so I just want to lend my support 'cause he's super excited 825 00:43:33,202 --> 00:43:35,399 and they're going to do it tomorrow night. 826 00:43:35,434 --> 00:43:38,267 And I figured, "you know what? I should lend a hand on that." 827 00:43:38,302 --> 00:43:41,601 So, you know, I thought that was pretty cool. 828 00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:43,532 Um... 829 00:43:43,567 --> 00:43:45,432 I don't know, 830 00:43:45,467 --> 00:43:47,200 you know, I thought it was... 831 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,300 you know, we don't have to-- we can talk about this later. 832 00:43:52,335 --> 00:43:55,434 Let's just enjoy our dinner, okay? 833 00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,801 I love you. 834 00:45:15,767 --> 00:45:18,332 Ho! 835 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:22,400 I just touched some rubber cocks. 836 00:45:22,435 --> 00:45:26,434 - Did she scare you? - Dude, who the fuck are those for? 837 00:45:26,469 --> 00:45:29,418 Don't be scared. They don't bite. 838 00:45:29,453 --> 00:45:32,332 Hey-yy... 839 00:45:32,367 --> 00:45:35,167 How about we go au naturel for a while? 840 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,959 Au naturel? I already have a lover with a cock. 841 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,801 This is what 842 00:45:40,836 --> 00:45:44,067 - I want to do tonight. - It's true. And I don't want... 843 00:45:44,102 --> 00:45:46,566 - right right, but-- - ...one cock to disappear 844 00:45:46,601 --> 00:45:49,132 because there's a new cock in town. Like, it's just-- 845 00:45:49,167 --> 00:45:51,875 that's not the way it's going to happen. 846 00:45:52,768 --> 00:45:53,434 I'm sorry. 847 00:45:53,435 --> 00:45:56,300 Look, let's try, maybe for tonight, 848 00:45:56,335 --> 00:46:00,068 using my machinery. See how it goes 849 00:46:00,103 --> 00:46:03,302 and if all parties aren't satisfied... 850 00:46:03,337 --> 00:46:05,935 Then we can bring-- 851 00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:08,499 - Oh. - That's just not how it goes. 852 00:46:08,534 --> 00:46:11,034 - It's just not how it goes, honey. - You know-- 853 00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:13,534 - It's not, I'm sorry. - Uh-huh. 854 00:46:13,569 --> 00:46:16,499 All right. No.yeah. 855 00:46:16,534 --> 00:46:18,833 - Aww. - No no no, it's cool. 856 00:46:18,868 --> 00:46:21,267 - You really don't have to be threatened. - Yeah. 857 00:46:21,302 --> 00:46:23,632 No no, it's-- no, it's cool. 858 00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:26,767 It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. I'm just-- 859 00:46:26,802 --> 00:46:28,899 Yeah. 860 00:46:28,934 --> 00:46:32,801 - I'm really disappointed. - Yeah, me too. 861 00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:36,683 - It doesn't-- - No, I'm sorry. 862 00:46:36,718 --> 00:46:39,199 - I'm such a fucking square. - Oh. 863 00:46:39,234 --> 00:46:42,734 I'm sure that I will see you some other time, 864 00:46:42,769 --> 00:46:44,801 some other place. 865 00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:47,799 And, um, 866 00:46:47,834 --> 00:46:50,033 au revoir. 867 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:57,065 Boys. 868 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,901 Fucking boys. 869 00:47:40,701 --> 00:47:42,300 Hey. 870 00:47:44,033 --> 00:47:46,732 - Hey. - I didn't mean to startle you. 871 00:47:46,767 --> 00:47:50,000 - shit, I'm sorry. - That's really sweet of you to clean up. 872 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:53,133 - Oh, no no, it's nothing. - 873 00:47:53,168 --> 00:47:55,367 I was just going to get a glass of water. 874 00:47:56,968 --> 00:47:59,866 I still have a couple yet to wash though. 875 00:47:59,901 --> 00:48:03,234 Just leave them. I'll do them in the morning. It's no big deal. 876 00:48:03,269 --> 00:48:05,432 I can-- I can finish. 877 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:07,501 You guys had a nice dinner? 878 00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:08,933 Yeah yeah! Ben cooked. 879 00:48:08,968 --> 00:48:11,466 - It was really-- it was great. - Oh, that's very sweet. 880 00:48:11,501 --> 00:48:14,934 The leftovers on the plates as I was scraping them off smelled very good. 881 00:48:14,969 --> 00:48:17,186 There's more in the fridge. Have you eaten? 882 00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:17,534 No no no. 883 00:48:17,569 --> 00:48:19,998 I wasn't fishing. I just-- you know, 884 00:48:20,033 --> 00:48:22,300 it was a dumb compliment. Sorry. 885 00:48:22,335 --> 00:48:24,300 Are you, um, 886 00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:26,132 how was your night? 887 00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:28,332 It was-- it was strange. 888 00:48:28,367 --> 00:48:29,998 It was all right. It was all right. 889 00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:32,634 - I should go to bed. - Oh, really? 890 00:48:32,669 --> 00:48:34,968 Um, do you, um-- 891 00:48:35,003 --> 00:48:37,232 do you wanna-- 892 00:48:37,267 --> 00:48:39,434 do you want to have a drink with me? 893 00:48:41,133 --> 00:48:43,616 I just-- I feel like I haven't had a chance 894 00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:46,100 to get to know you at all and I'd-- I'd love to. 895 00:48:47,234 --> 00:48:49,917 - Yeah, sure. Totally. - Yeah? 896 00:48:49,952 --> 00:48:52,593 Okay, cool. I just-- I got some, um-- 897 00:48:52,628 --> 00:48:55,298 we got some scotch when we moved in 898 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,968 and I guess it's really good. Um... 899 00:48:58,003 --> 00:49:00,866 And-- and, 900 00:49:00,901 --> 00:49:04,167 like, I was going to perform spoken-word poetry. 901 00:49:06,303 --> 00:49:08,299 I had to write a paper. 902 00:49:08,334 --> 00:49:10,232 Well, listen. Listen listen. 903 00:49:10,267 --> 00:49:13,934 So he literally pulled out for a non-paid internship. 904 00:49:13,969 --> 00:49:16,132 - Wow! - And he backs out. 905 00:49:16,167 --> 00:49:19,299 He backs out on the entire trip which we had been planning forever, 906 00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:23,400 which we've got nicknames for-- like, we were calling each other Sal and Dean. 907 00:49:23,435 --> 00:49:26,568 It's like, you know? And I did-- 908 00:49:26,603 --> 00:49:29,666 I did the trip, but, um, uh... 909 00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:33,699 I couldn't actually manage to turn anything in. 910 00:49:33,734 --> 00:49:36,868 So I never graduated. And that is why I'm not a college graduate. 911 00:49:36,903 --> 00:49:38,965 That's so sad! 912 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,194 And I still to this day blame your husband. 913 00:49:42,195 --> 00:49:43,501 As well you should. 914 00:49:43,536 --> 00:49:46,033 What a dick! 915 00:49:46,068 --> 00:49:47,666 Totally. 916 00:49:52,801 --> 00:49:56,367 - Dude, you're cool. - Oh, I'm so glad you like me! 917 00:49:56,402 --> 00:49:59,467 - You are far cooler than you look. - Oh... 918 00:49:59,502 --> 00:50:02,051 no, I didn't-- no, I didn't mean that. 919 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:04,566 - I just meant that-- - no, I get it. 920 00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:07,601 What I meant was-- what I meant-- what I meant-- 921 00:50:07,636 --> 00:50:10,499 was that I am a dick 922 00:50:10,534 --> 00:50:13,701 close-minded motherfucker is what I meant. 923 00:50:13,736 --> 00:50:15,332 - No, it's-- - Because-- 924 00:50:15,367 --> 00:50:18,734 I'm sure I look like, you know, Betty Crocker 925 00:50:18,769 --> 00:50:21,667 with my white picket fence outside. 926 00:50:21,702 --> 00:50:23,899 No no no, but seriously. 927 00:50:23,934 --> 00:50:26,634 And, you know, that's what Ben was saying and I just-- 928 00:50:26,669 --> 00:50:29,518 like I'm just now realizing that he was right 929 00:50:29,553 --> 00:50:32,510 which is-- he was like, "dude, don't judge me. 930 00:50:32,545 --> 00:50:35,439 Just because I have pleats and a pedometer. 931 00:50:35,474 --> 00:50:38,303 And a wife doesn't mean that, like, you know." 932 00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:41,133 The pedometer is pretty sexy, I've got to say. 933 00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:43,032 You like that shit? 934 00:50:43,067 --> 00:50:45,750 We got a plan for the pedometer for tomorrow. 935 00:50:45,785 --> 00:50:48,434 - Really? - We've got a whole thing, yeah. 936 00:50:48,469 --> 00:50:50,332 What's your-- oh right! 937 00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:55,234 Oh my God, I can't believe I haven't grilled you about this yet! 938 00:50:55,269 --> 00:50:57,566 Tell me! 939 00:50:57,601 --> 00:51:02,051 Tell me all about this. I cannot wait to hear about it. 940 00:51:02,086 --> 00:51:06,168 So-- so he talked to you about that whole thing. 941 00:51:06,169 --> 00:51:06,501 Yeah. 942 00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:11,666 This is weird. 943 00:51:11,701 --> 00:51:15,234 Well, I mean, you're going to have to get used to talking about it. 944 00:51:15,269 --> 00:51:19,133 I guess so. I mean, it's weird, but, like, you're awesome. 945 00:51:19,168 --> 00:51:22,000 And you're making it less weird, which is great. 946 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:25,732 Well, I just-- I guess I just feel like, 947 00:51:25,767 --> 00:51:28,767 in the long run, what's the big deal, right? 948 00:51:29,834 --> 00:51:32,065 - I mean... - Totally. 949 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:34,217 Totally. I just don't know... 950 00:51:34,252 --> 00:51:36,299 I mean, I just have to say, like, 951 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:39,400 that's astoundingly open-minded of you 952 00:51:39,435 --> 00:51:42,267 - in a really good way. - Jesus, I guess I just-- 953 00:51:42,302 --> 00:51:45,167 I just didn't really realize what kind of a square 954 00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:48,033 you thought I was before. 955 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:51,000 No, it's just that-- you know, I mean, 956 00:51:51,035 --> 00:51:52,799 there are people who I know who are like 957 00:51:52,834 --> 00:51:56,965 in kind of secretly polyamorous relationships, 958 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,734 but it's only the people, like, who are really fucking honest 959 00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:03,584 which is what Ben said that you guys were to each other, 960 00:52:03,619 --> 00:52:06,400 who actually make it function. But, you know, it's-- 961 00:52:06,435 --> 00:52:08,332 I mean, not that it's polyamorous. 962 00:52:08,367 --> 00:52:10,667 It's like one fucking night. It's not like-- 963 00:52:10,702 --> 00:52:12,632 it's not like it has to have... 964 00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:13,965 What are you talking about? 965 00:52:13,966 --> 00:52:16,033 ...implications for your whole relationship 966 00:52:16,068 --> 00:52:18,499 - or anything. - I have no idea what 967 00:52:18,534 --> 00:52:23,133 - you're talking about. - Me and Ben having sex on film is like, 968 00:52:23,168 --> 00:52:25,934 you know, is kind of crazy. 969 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,801 Hang on. Wait wait wait. 970 00:52:36,067 --> 00:52:38,032 So... 971 00:52:38,067 --> 00:52:41,466 so the movie tomorrow is-- 972 00:52:41,501 --> 00:52:46,701 is-- is you and Ben having sex? 973 00:52:48,434 --> 00:52:50,232 Right. 974 00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:52,017 - Oh, well, no. Not-- not-- - Yeah. 975 00:52:52,052 --> 00:52:53,732 - Wait wait wait wait.what-- - Ben. 976 00:52:53,767 --> 00:52:57,234 - Ben!Ben! - No no no, he-- wait wait wait. 977 00:52:57,269 --> 00:52:59,132 - Wait, it's not-- - No no, it's okay. 978 00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:01,566 - It's fine. It's fine.Ben! - No no no no, it's not. 979 00:53:01,601 --> 00:53:03,700 What happened? What happened, what happened? 980 00:53:03,701 --> 00:53:05,100 What's going on? What happened? 981 00:53:05,135 --> 00:53:06,532 - I-- - Did you do something? 982 00:53:06,567 --> 00:53:08,866 Shut the fuck up, both of you, right now. 983 00:53:08,901 --> 00:53:11,367 - Okay okay okay. - What the fuck is going on in here? 984 00:53:11,402 --> 00:53:14,151 You said you were going to tell her and she said she knew 985 00:53:14,186 --> 00:53:16,901 and then I just talked about it and I guess she didn't know. 986 00:53:21,767 --> 00:53:24,299 You told her? 987 00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:26,501 "You told her?" 988 00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:28,768 Dude, you said you were going to tell her at dinner. 989 00:53:28,803 --> 00:53:31,835 - I was going to tell her. - We were talking and I got-- 990 00:53:31,870 --> 00:53:34,868 I planned on telling you at dinner and I got-- fuck! 991 00:53:34,903 --> 00:53:36,599 - Okay. - are you-- 992 00:53:36,634 --> 00:53:38,566 this is not the way I wanted this to come out. 993 00:53:38,601 --> 00:53:42,534 I wanted to tell you at dinner. I planned on telling you. 994 00:53:42,569 --> 00:53:44,632 It just-- the conversation didn't go well. 995 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,998 I could see you were freaking out about the word porn 996 00:53:47,033 --> 00:53:50,067 - and the porn angle. - "Freaking out"-- I was freaking out. 997 00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:52,232 I'll show-- I-I-- 998 00:53:52,267 --> 00:53:56,200 I cannot even believe I'm standing in my kitchen 999 00:53:56,235 --> 00:53:58,165 talking to you about... 1000 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:03,167 - okay. - ...making a porn film with him! 1001 00:54:03,202 --> 00:54:05,299 - Okay. - Tomorrow? I mean, 1002 00:54:05,334 --> 00:54:07,934 I just, I-- 1003 00:54:07,969 --> 00:54:09,998 Ah-hh! 1004 00:54:10,033 --> 00:54:13,300 - Just-- what the fuck!? -Okay. All right. 1005 00:54:13,335 --> 00:54:16,365 Okay. Okay okay okay. 1006 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,868 Let's just calm down for a second. Let's just-- 1007 00:54:19,903 --> 00:54:23,501 I just-- can you-- can you tell me why? 1008 00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:28,200 Why is this even happening? 1009 00:54:28,235 --> 00:54:30,299 Just-- just calm down. 1010 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:32,067 Can we go in the bedroom 1011 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,766 and have a conversation, please? 1012 00:54:33,801 --> 00:54:36,240 I'm right here. Let's have a conversation. 1013 00:54:36,241 --> 00:54:36,467 Okay. 1014 00:54:36,502 --> 00:54:38,934 I need you to tell me why you're doing this. 1015 00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:44,100 I don't know why I'm doing this. 1016 00:54:45,634 --> 00:54:47,965 I know it's important to me 1017 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,200 and I don't see the reason why we have to get all worked up about it. 1018 00:55:00,834 --> 00:55:03,100 I'm going to go to bed. 1019 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,267 I should, um-- 1020 00:55:39,934 --> 00:55:42,532 I should go talk to her. 1021 00:55:42,567 --> 00:55:43,156 I'm so sorry. 1022 00:55:43,157 --> 00:55:45,601 Dude, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. 1023 00:55:45,636 --> 00:55:49,167 Not even. Nope. 1024 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,532 I'm-- I'm gonna-- 1025 00:55:53,567 --> 00:55:55,467 should I go somewhere else? 1026 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,501 I just don't know if it will help or hurt if I'm here. 1027 00:56:00,536 --> 00:56:03,466 - You're fine. You're fine. - Okay. 1028 00:56:03,501 --> 00:56:05,399 - Yeah, you're fine. - All right. 1029 00:56:05,434 --> 00:56:09,167 I think I basically just need to sit with her 1030 00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:11,100 and I need to... 1031 00:56:13,868 --> 00:56:17,501 just talk it out. She's pretty good about, um... 1032 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:45,200 I'm beginning to feel like a total fucking fraud. 1033 00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:55,434 I guess that the way I like to think of myself 1034 00:56:55,469 --> 00:56:59,300 and the way I actually am are... 1035 00:56:59,335 --> 00:57:01,866 um... 1036 00:57:01,901 --> 00:57:03,866 maybe more different 1037 00:57:03,901 --> 00:57:06,934 - than I'd like them to be, you know? - Mm-hmm. 1038 00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:12,467 I think I was 17 when somebody asked me, you know, 1039 00:57:12,502 --> 00:57:14,668 what do I want to do when I grow up. 1040 00:57:14,703 --> 00:57:16,834 And I said I wanted to be an artist. 1041 00:57:16,869 --> 00:57:20,432 And I don't think... 1042 00:57:20,467 --> 00:57:24,950 no, actually I know I've never completed 1043 00:57:24,985 --> 00:57:29,434 a single fucking project in my entire life. 1044 00:57:41,334 --> 00:57:45,234 Can I tell you something I've never told anyone before? 1045 00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:50,466 Yeah. 1046 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:53,801 When I first moved to Seattle, when I was 18, 1047 00:57:53,836 --> 00:57:56,699 I was really lonely. 1048 00:57:56,734 --> 00:57:59,567 I would just rent movies all the time 1049 00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:02,400 because I didn't have any friends. 1050 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:04,817 And there was this guy-- 1051 00:58:04,852 --> 00:58:07,165 a video-store clerk there 1052 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,634 who recommended a Frank Lloyd Wright documentary to me 1053 00:58:10,669 --> 00:58:12,899 and I normally don't take recommendations, 1054 00:58:12,934 --> 00:58:16,767 but I was like "sure." Something about him made me just say "sure." 1055 00:58:16,802 --> 00:58:19,968 I watched it and it was kind of dry, you know, 1056 00:58:20,003 --> 00:58:21,833 and kind of boring 1057 00:58:21,868 --> 00:58:24,701 and I brought it back to the store the next day. 1058 00:58:24,736 --> 00:58:26,566 And he looked at me 1059 00:58:26,601 --> 00:58:28,833 and I told him that I thought it was great. 1060 00:58:28,868 --> 00:58:32,033 I don't know why I did that because I'm not really a people pleaser, 1061 00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:34,699 but there was something about him. 1062 00:58:34,734 --> 00:58:37,734 And then I quickly discovered that it was the first disc 1063 00:58:37,769 --> 00:58:39,899 in a 10-disc series. 1064 00:58:39,934 --> 00:58:43,384 So he handed me disc two which I went home and watched 1065 00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:46,834 and liked even less. And I was determined to go back 1066 00:58:46,869 --> 00:58:49,567 and tell him the truth this time. 1067 00:58:49,602 --> 00:58:51,518 And when I got there 1068 00:58:51,553 --> 00:58:53,434 and I looked at him, 1069 00:58:53,469 --> 00:58:55,499 I said, 1070 00:58:55,534 --> 00:58:58,634 "disc two was even better than the first one." 1071 00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:01,399 And it continued on in this cycle. 1072 00:59:01,434 --> 00:59:05,767 I would see him every day and rent discs all the way through disc 10. 1073 00:59:05,802 --> 00:59:08,732 And when I was done, I was really sad 1074 00:59:08,767 --> 00:59:13,234 that we weren't going to have that to talk about in the store anymore. 1075 00:59:13,269 --> 00:59:16,165 So I went home 1076 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,968 and I couldn't stop thinking about him 1077 00:59:19,003 --> 00:59:21,165 and those, like, 1078 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,499 dorky-hemmed jean shorts 1079 00:59:24,534 --> 00:59:27,232 and his pale, kind of overly hairy legs 1080 00:59:27,267 --> 00:59:32,534 and then just the blue eyes just popping out. 1081 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:36,201 And I started imagining kissing him 1082 00:59:36,236 --> 00:59:39,799 and it wasn't actually that weird. 1083 00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:43,787 And then I started thinking about his balls... 1084 00:59:45,168 --> 00:59:48,300 And like how hairy they would be 1085 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,899 and I got so freaked out 1086 00:59:50,934 --> 00:59:55,934 and I never went to Island Video ever again. 1087 01:00:02,868 --> 01:00:07,334 I just feel like you should know that because, you know, 1088 01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:10,001 I know I'm pretty sure my motives are pure, 1089 01:00:10,036 --> 01:00:12,634 but I mean I had a moment with that guy, 1090 01:00:12,669 --> 01:00:14,901 like I felt something. 1091 01:00:17,033 --> 01:00:19,033 You know? 1092 01:00:19,068 --> 01:00:21,033 Yeah. 1093 01:00:22,801 --> 01:00:25,100 Um... 1094 01:00:35,667 --> 01:00:39,834 I don't think I've ever had one of those moments. 1095 01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:41,934 It's pretty weird. 1096 01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:48,501 But again it's almost like, um... 1097 01:00:52,234 --> 01:00:55,884 I'm around all these very open-minded people, 1098 01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:59,534 these artists and these travelers all the time. 1099 01:00:59,569 --> 01:01:02,399 And I almost get embarrassed, like, 1100 01:01:02,434 --> 01:01:05,967 that, you know, I haven't been with a guy 1101 01:01:06,002 --> 01:01:08,751 or that my mind is not open in that way. 1102 01:01:08,786 --> 01:01:11,501 I wasn't with this guy. I just, you know... 1103 01:01:11,536 --> 01:01:13,299 - No, I'm not-- - just making-- 1104 01:01:13,334 --> 01:01:16,167 - I'm not saying that you were. - I'm just making sure you know that. 1105 01:01:16,202 --> 01:01:19,033 No, I'm just saying for me that, um... 1106 01:01:20,234 --> 01:01:22,167 Yeah. 1107 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,466 Dude, you're not gay. 1108 01:01:25,501 --> 01:01:28,551 I don't think I'm gay. I just thought-- 1109 01:01:28,586 --> 01:01:31,566 No. I mean, you're pretty solidly not gay. 1110 01:01:31,601 --> 01:01:34,267 I think-- yeah. I think the same thing about you too. 1111 01:01:34,302 --> 01:01:35,866 I just-- I just-- 1112 01:01:35,901 --> 01:01:40,167 I wish I was more gay. I feel like-- 1113 01:01:40,202 --> 01:01:42,801 tomorrow would be more fun. 1114 01:01:45,853 --> 01:01:48,801 Oh, tomorrow. 1115 01:02:51,334 --> 01:02:54,432 How you doing? 1116 01:02:54,467 --> 01:02:57,868 It was a long night. 1117 01:02:57,903 --> 01:03:00,033 Yeah. 1118 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:05,734 Okay, um... 1119 01:03:07,434 --> 01:03:11,234 I don't really understand... 1120 01:03:11,269 --> 01:03:13,601 why I want to do this. 1121 01:03:13,636 --> 01:03:16,065 I just know 1122 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:20,000 that I feel pretty deeply compelled. 1123 01:03:20,035 --> 01:03:22,332 Um... 1124 01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:26,033 and the only way I can think to explain it is like 1125 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:30,199 I have, you know, different sides to me, 1126 01:03:30,234 --> 01:03:32,499 different sides to my personality, you know? 1127 01:03:32,534 --> 01:03:36,501 And when we met, one of those sides in particular really connected with you. 1128 01:03:36,536 --> 01:03:40,534 And it was exciting. And I was excited to build a life with you 1129 01:03:40,569 --> 01:03:44,834 and to get married and buy a house and have children. 1130 01:03:44,869 --> 01:03:48,432 And that side swelled 1131 01:03:48,467 --> 01:03:51,367 and grew so big that it became an ogre 1132 01:03:51,402 --> 01:03:54,267 and crushed all the other sides to me. 1133 01:03:54,302 --> 01:03:56,599 And... 1134 01:03:56,634 --> 01:04:00,067 I think that's fine in general. 1135 01:04:00,102 --> 01:04:01,968 Actually, you know what? 1136 01:04:03,434 --> 01:04:07,501 It's probably not fine, because I'm here right now 1137 01:04:07,536 --> 01:04:10,300 wanting to do this and-- 1138 01:04:12,467 --> 01:04:14,868 then you should do it. 1139 01:04:19,567 --> 01:04:21,866 Really? 1140 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:23,834 Yeah. 1141 01:04:25,767 --> 01:04:27,732 Are you serious? 1142 01:04:27,767 --> 01:04:29,632 You know-- 1143 01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:33,267 You talk about how you've got all these other sides to your personality 1144 01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:36,200 as though I'm a cardboard cutout that, you know, 1145 01:04:36,235 --> 01:04:39,200 stands in the kitchen and makes dinner. 1146 01:04:39,235 --> 01:04:42,098 There's just as much to my world 1147 01:04:42,133 --> 01:04:45,232 that doesn't involve you as there is to yours. 1148 01:04:45,267 --> 01:04:49,334 There are just as many parts of me that aren't necessarily fed by this. 1149 01:04:49,369 --> 01:04:52,267 Okay okay, that's fair. 1150 01:04:54,868 --> 01:04:56,801 Like what? 1151 01:05:03,467 --> 01:05:06,167 God.uh-- 1152 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:14,267 When I went back to visit molly... 1153 01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:19,100 um, about a year and a half ago... 1154 01:05:21,367 --> 01:05:25,199 we went to a party 1155 01:05:25,234 --> 01:05:29,567 that some of her friends were having in this crazy loft thing. 1156 01:05:29,602 --> 01:05:32,299 And, um, 1157 01:05:32,334 --> 01:05:34,801 I had a lot to drink... 1158 01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:41,634 and I made out with somebody in the bathroom. 1159 01:05:45,367 --> 01:05:48,868 And it was great. 1160 01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:51,100 And, um... 1161 01:05:51,135 --> 01:05:52,732 I-- 1162 01:05:52,767 --> 01:05:55,601 I was so happy to come home 1163 01:05:55,636 --> 01:05:57,532 after that. 1164 01:05:57,567 --> 01:06:01,000 I just knew what I was coming home to, you know? 1165 01:06:01,035 --> 01:06:03,717 And I knew what I wanted. 1166 01:06:03,752 --> 01:06:06,400 But you said it was great. 1167 01:06:06,435 --> 01:06:08,732 It was.it was. 1168 01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:10,834 - It was great. - Wow. 1169 01:06:12,834 --> 01:06:14,767 Wow. 1170 01:06:17,067 --> 01:06:19,334 Um... 1171 01:06:19,369 --> 01:06:21,365 Okay. 1172 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,100 All right. 1173 01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:32,400 It's like pistons firing in my body are just prepared 1174 01:06:32,435 --> 01:06:37,033 to give you one of my classic guilt trips. 1175 01:06:37,068 --> 01:06:39,284 And... 1176 01:06:39,319 --> 01:06:41,426 um... 1177 01:06:46,267 --> 01:06:49,100 I guess I can't really say shit. 1178 01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:58,732 I thought you were just saying that 1179 01:06:58,767 --> 01:07:02,000 when you said there were other sides to you. I didn't realize... 1180 01:07:02,035 --> 01:07:06,065 - wow. - Look, 1181 01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:08,333 I'm not going to pretend to get 1182 01:07:08,368 --> 01:07:10,417 what this is that you're after 1183 01:07:10,452 --> 01:07:12,432 with this whole thing with Andrew. 1184 01:07:12,467 --> 01:07:14,901 I don't know that I'll ever be able to understand. 1185 01:07:14,936 --> 01:07:16,766 I really want to guilt you right now. 1186 01:07:16,801 --> 01:07:19,264 Shut up and just listen to me for a minute, would you? 1187 01:07:19,265 --> 01:07:19,667 I really-- 1188 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:20,965 - I just-- - fuck. 1189 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,998 And I know that it's not the same thing, 1190 01:07:23,033 --> 01:07:27,033 but I feel like you have to see this through 1191 01:07:27,068 --> 01:07:28,834 because I don't want to live with you 1192 01:07:28,869 --> 01:07:31,334 with that buried in you. 1193 01:07:32,701 --> 01:07:36,701 I just-- I need you to get this out of you 1194 01:07:36,736 --> 01:07:38,933 or decide that it-- 1195 01:07:38,968 --> 01:07:41,432 you know, that it's bigger. 1196 01:07:41,467 --> 01:07:44,567 But I think that it's better that you figure that out now 1197 01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:46,567 before we have a baby. 1198 01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:51,234 Wow. 1199 01:10:12,868 --> 01:10:16,033 Who's there? Who is it? 1200 01:10:17,501 --> 01:10:20,501 Howdy, partner. 1201 01:10:20,536 --> 01:10:22,799 Come on in. 1202 01:10:22,834 --> 01:10:25,834 I got us a honeymoon suite. Check it out. 1203 01:10:26,968 --> 01:10:29,432 Hey. 1204 01:10:29,467 --> 01:10:31,717 - Hey, yo. - Nothing but the best. 1205 01:10:31,752 --> 01:10:33,968 Come on in. Put your bag down. 1206 01:10:34,003 --> 01:10:37,532 It's, uh... 1207 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:40,150 - very beige. - Yeah. 1208 01:10:40,185 --> 01:10:42,726 It's got all the basics, 1209 01:10:42,761 --> 01:10:45,232 got all the elements. 1210 01:10:45,267 --> 01:10:48,732 Dude, I got the camera here. Check it out. 1211 01:10:48,767 --> 01:10:49,484 All right. 1212 01:10:49,485 --> 01:10:52,567 It's not exactly what we envisioned, but... 1213 01:10:52,602 --> 01:10:55,518 just if you think about it another way, 1214 01:10:55,553 --> 01:10:58,399 like straight-- just home-- 1215 01:10:58,434 --> 01:11:01,160 It's like straight home movie. Think about it though. 1216 01:11:01,161 --> 01:11:01,968 Yeah, it's like-- 1217 01:11:02,003 --> 01:11:04,133 what this is about is about two dudes-- 1218 01:11:04,168 --> 01:11:06,599 it's like $5 Czechoslovakian porn. 1219 01:11:06,634 --> 01:11:08,532 It's like we don't know how to make porn. 1220 01:11:08,567 --> 01:11:10,734 We make it with this, you know what I'm saying? 1221 01:11:10,769 --> 01:11:12,866 - Okay. - So that's part of the slant though, 1222 01:11:12,901 --> 01:11:13,718 which is like-- 1223 01:11:13,719 --> 01:11:16,167 I'm guessing you didn't get me a star filter. 1224 01:11:16,202 --> 01:11:19,051 I didn't get you a star filter, but apparently 1225 01:11:19,086 --> 01:11:21,651 there's actually effects inside of here. 1226 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:21,901 Okay. 1227 01:11:21,936 --> 01:11:23,998 Or we can put it in iMovie 1228 01:11:24,033 --> 01:11:26,233 - and just do shit with it too. - Awesome. 1229 01:11:26,268 --> 01:11:28,399 I don't know. I'm thinking about this project 1230 01:11:28,434 --> 01:11:32,100 and I'm thinking about what makes this really really interesting, you know? 1231 01:11:32,135 --> 01:11:35,151 And it was always the fact that it was two dudes-- 1232 01:11:35,186 --> 01:11:38,167 - two straight dudes boning. - Mm-hmm. 1233 01:11:38,202 --> 01:11:40,632 Okay? 1234 01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:44,334 So how the fuck are they going to know that we're straight unless we tell them? 1235 01:11:44,369 --> 01:11:46,566 Unless we, like, you know-- 1236 01:11:46,601 --> 01:11:49,033 do like a testimonial kind of thing? 1237 01:11:50,767 --> 01:11:52,601 - yeah. - That's what I'm talking about. 1238 01:11:52,636 --> 01:11:55,667 I mean, I do think in all fairness that, 1239 01:11:55,702 --> 01:11:58,199 you know, 1240 01:11:58,234 --> 01:12:01,634 if they look at me, they'll kind of know that I'm straight. 1241 01:12:03,934 --> 01:12:07,132 Can I get you-- yep. 1242 01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:09,434 - Here? Cool. - Perfect. You're perfect. 1243 01:12:09,469 --> 01:12:11,067 All right, we are recording. 1244 01:12:11,102 --> 01:12:13,098 - Yo. - Yo. 1245 01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:14,833 - I'm Ben. - I'm Andrew. 1246 01:12:14,868 --> 01:12:17,023 And we're about to make this movie here-- 1247 01:12:17,024 --> 01:12:17,434 Our film. 1248 01:12:17,469 --> 01:12:19,632 Yeah, in a couple of minutes. 1249 01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:22,400 But we just want to tell you a little about ourselves. 1250 01:12:22,435 --> 01:12:24,032 We're old friends from college, 1251 01:12:24,067 --> 01:12:26,634 but we've kind of gone down different roads in life. 1252 01:12:26,669 --> 01:12:29,098 Ben has become Mr. Motorcycle - adventuring man. 1253 01:12:29,133 --> 01:12:32,901 I got married and have a really nice house and a wife and stuff. 1254 01:12:32,936 --> 01:12:35,732 Um, he came to visit me two days ago 1255 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:38,968 and we were out at a party and we heard about Humpfest. 1256 01:12:39,003 --> 01:12:41,766 And, um, kind of as a joke, 1257 01:12:41,801 --> 01:12:43,984 we thought it-- like, how cool would it be 1258 01:12:44,019 --> 01:12:46,132 if two straight guys had sex on camera? 1259 01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:49,334 The funny thing was we were drunk when we first came up with the idea 1260 01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:52,566 and then it evolved into this weirdly straight-guy macho thing 1261 01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:55,680 where we're like, "No, I'm more man, I'll fuck you." 1262 01:12:55,681 --> 01:12:56,667 No, I'll fuck you. 1263 01:12:56,702 --> 01:12:58,901 - No, I'll fuck you. - I'll fuck you. And then it kind of 1264 01:12:58,936 --> 01:13:00,965 transcended into something more 1265 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,133 and we're still trying to figure out what it is. 1266 01:13:04,168 --> 01:13:08,065 But we're here and, um-- 1267 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,466 I guess you'll see what you see. 1268 01:13:10,501 --> 01:13:13,968 We don't even know what you're going to see because we haven't done it yet, so. 1269 01:13:16,734 --> 01:13:20,020 Cool, I liked it. I'm cool with it if you are. 1270 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:20,300 Fine. 1271 01:13:20,335 --> 01:13:22,499 So... 1272 01:13:22,534 --> 01:13:24,767 At some point we may want to watch it back, but. 1273 01:13:24,802 --> 01:13:27,400 Yeah. I'm good for now. 1274 01:13:27,435 --> 01:13:29,801 So... sweet! 1275 01:13:29,836 --> 01:13:31,968 Cool. 1276 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,701 You know what? 1277 01:13:37,736 --> 01:13:39,732 It's-- 1278 01:13:39,767 --> 01:13:42,273 the fucking weirdness is starting again. 1279 01:13:42,274 --> 01:13:42,701 Totally. 1280 01:13:42,736 --> 01:13:46,968 We need to not sit around and talk about this 1281 01:13:47,003 --> 01:13:50,132 and we need to just fucking-- 1282 01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:52,167 I think we just need to start basically. 1283 01:13:52,202 --> 01:13:54,132 And I'm going to count to five 1284 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:57,400 and we're going to kiss and we're just going to fucking do it. 1285 01:13:57,435 --> 01:14:00,434 Basically, I think if we just get going, it's like-- 1286 01:14:00,469 --> 01:14:03,901 okay.let me just-- I'm going to piss. 1287 01:14:03,936 --> 01:14:05,532 Okay. 1288 01:14:05,567 --> 01:14:07,567 All right. 1289 01:14:11,534 --> 01:14:14,067 Mmm... 1290 01:14:16,334 --> 01:14:18,365 hurry up! 1291 01:14:21,934 --> 01:14:24,601 - All right. You ready? - You ready? Yep. 1292 01:14:24,636 --> 01:14:26,801 - You ready? Ready? - I'm ready. Five-- 1293 01:14:26,836 --> 01:14:30,000 Four, three, two, one. 1294 01:14:41,667 --> 01:14:43,767 It wasn't that bad. 1295 01:14:46,701 --> 01:14:49,165 - Yeah, no, it-it-- - I mean-- 1296 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:53,133 it's weird. I've never kissed stubble before. 1297 01:14:53,168 --> 01:14:55,534 - Wasn't that bad. - It wasn't terrible. 1298 01:14:55,569 --> 01:14:57,901 It wasn't terrible. No, it wasn't terrible. 1299 01:15:00,701 --> 01:15:03,400 - Yeah, that was awful. - Dude, that was awful. 1300 01:15:03,435 --> 01:15:05,399 Okay, this is going to be hard. 1301 01:15:05,434 --> 01:15:08,801 Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it? 1302 01:15:08,836 --> 01:15:13,467 We might have to impose the "pretty woman" rule. 1303 01:15:13,502 --> 01:15:15,118 - No kissing. - No kissing. 1304 01:15:15,153 --> 01:15:16,699 No kissing. Okay, that's fine. 1305 01:15:16,734 --> 01:15:19,234 Actually, the intimacy of kissing might be what makes it harder. 1306 01:15:19,269 --> 01:15:22,400 We might just need to fucking-- 1307 01:15:24,936 --> 01:15:27,601 Um... 1308 01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:32,199 fuck it! 1309 01:15:32,234 --> 01:15:33,866 Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, 1310 01:15:33,901 --> 01:15:36,133 fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. 1311 01:15:36,168 --> 01:15:38,634 - All right. Fuck it. - cool. 1312 01:15:38,669 --> 01:15:40,467 - Fuck it. - Do it. 1313 01:15:40,502 --> 01:15:42,699 - Fuck it. - Go... 1314 01:15:42,734 --> 01:15:45,434 still got it, baby, right here! 1315 01:15:45,469 --> 01:15:47,566 There's a six-pack under there. 1316 01:15:47,601 --> 01:15:50,334 - Deep deep under there. - socks. 1317 01:15:50,369 --> 01:15:53,032 - Socks! - Socks! 1318 01:15:53,067 --> 01:15:54,834 - Right. - socks! 1319 01:15:56,936 --> 01:15:58,934 Um... 1320 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,968 Yeah? 1321 01:16:08,334 --> 01:16:10,267 All right. 1322 01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,300 - Do it! - Fuck! 1323 01:16:13,335 --> 01:16:15,332 Do it! 1324 01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:17,466 All right, all right. 1325 01:16:17,501 --> 01:16:19,801 Dude, we've got almost the same boxers on. 1326 01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:22,801 Love it. 1327 01:16:22,836 --> 01:16:24,599 Okay. 1328 01:16:24,634 --> 01:16:27,317 Good step. Good step. 1329 01:16:27,352 --> 01:16:29,965 Can I just make an observation for a second? Like-- 1330 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,868 you're-- it's weird because you're an attractive person. 1331 01:16:32,903 --> 01:16:35,268 I can see that. I could see a girl looking at you 1332 01:16:35,303 --> 01:16:37,868 - and be like, "got a good-looking guy." - Uh-huh? 1333 01:16:37,903 --> 01:16:40,434 Good build and stuff like that. It just, um... 1334 01:16:42,133 --> 01:16:45,834 you think maybe we took our clothes off too fast? 1335 01:16:47,467 --> 01:16:49,968 Just in terms of kind of like... 1336 01:16:51,367 --> 01:16:53,868 - I just feel like-- - No, I think that's true. 1337 01:16:53,903 --> 01:16:56,501 - Okay. - Yeah. 1338 01:16:56,536 --> 01:16:58,532 Okay. 1339 01:16:58,567 --> 01:17:01,900 I think it's important for us to keep a hard line on each other tonight, 1340 01:17:01,935 --> 01:17:05,234 like it can be a lot of mental trickery and I think one of the problems 1341 01:17:05,269 --> 01:17:07,767 - we're having is we're like... up here. - In there. 1342 01:17:07,802 --> 01:17:09,799 As soon as we get up here, it's like "whew!" 1343 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:13,601 Yeah yeah yeah. It's one of those things that you just can't fucking think about. 1344 01:17:13,636 --> 01:17:16,934 We need to let bodies, like, take over. 1345 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:24,232 Dude, I think we kind of pussed out. 1346 01:17:24,267 --> 01:17:26,767 I mean, I think that if we're going to do this, 1347 01:17:26,802 --> 01:17:28,734 if we're going to fucking do it, 1348 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:30,365 then we've got to get comfortable. 1349 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,965 - Right. We establish a rapport. - We just have to go. 1350 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,534 I think you were right. We jumped in quick, but I think part of that's just 1351 01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:39,499 it's going to be fucking uncomfortable 1352 01:17:39,534 --> 01:17:43,534 and we've got to, like, we've got to get through the discomfort. 1353 01:17:43,569 --> 01:17:45,751 You're right, we backed away. You're right. 1354 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,934 So we need to just fucking plunge forward 1355 01:17:47,969 --> 01:17:51,365 and take the next step. 1356 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,833 Can I suggest something a little weird? 1357 01:17:53,868 --> 01:17:55,801 - Yeah, absolutely. - I mean-- 1358 01:18:00,567 --> 01:18:02,599 - Yeah. - Um, 1359 01:18:02,634 --> 01:18:06,133 can we try hugging without shirts for a second? 1360 01:18:06,168 --> 01:18:07,968 Yeah. 1361 01:18:13,634 --> 01:18:16,767 - Okay. - Yep... 1362 01:18:18,334 --> 01:18:20,734 - okay. - That's not terrible. 1363 01:18:20,769 --> 01:18:22,399 No. 1364 01:18:22,434 --> 01:18:24,599 It's almost like 1365 01:18:24,634 --> 01:18:27,632 we saw each other at a swimming pool 1366 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:30,067 - and hadn't seen each other for a while. - Mm-hmm. 1367 01:18:30,102 --> 01:18:32,432 And so, 1368 01:18:32,467 --> 01:18:34,799 I mean, we're basically like-- 1369 01:18:34,834 --> 01:18:37,234 - these could be swimsuits, you know? - Mm-hmm. 1370 01:18:37,269 --> 01:18:40,566 Just sharing a particularly extended hug 1371 01:18:40,601 --> 01:18:41,832 at the local swimming pool. 1372 01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:44,067 Yeah.and we're like, "hey, dude, good to see you. 1373 01:18:44,102 --> 01:18:46,132 - What's up, man?" - "How are you? 1374 01:18:46,167 --> 01:18:48,934 - Nice to see you."yeah. - "Yeah, you look good..." 1375 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,367 - that's great. - Yeah. 1376 01:18:53,402 --> 01:18:55,300 Yeah. 1377 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,934 Yeah. 1378 01:19:01,234 --> 01:19:04,800 You know something we have yet to discuss is, 1379 01:19:04,835 --> 01:19:08,367 - um-- - I know what you're going to say. 1380 01:19:08,402 --> 01:19:10,965 The-- yeah. Yeah. 1381 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,133 Yeah, dude, I have no clue. 1382 01:19:13,168 --> 01:19:15,532 I have no fucking idea. 1383 01:19:15,567 --> 01:19:18,834 I mean, the backup option if nothing is happening 1384 01:19:18,869 --> 01:19:21,300 is like one of us is in the bathroom, like, 1385 01:19:21,335 --> 01:19:23,332 kind of just getting it up 1386 01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:26,132 and then they just kind of run in and, like, 1387 01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:29,868 go while it's going. Which sucks because it's like-- 1388 01:19:29,903 --> 01:19:33,567 we can try that. I'm sure that if I went in the bathroom, 1389 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,399 I could kind of get myself revved up. 1390 01:19:36,434 --> 01:19:40,267 But I'm not sure when I actually had to come, 1391 01:19:40,302 --> 01:19:42,884 you know, perform, 1392 01:19:42,919 --> 01:19:45,432 whether, you know, 1393 01:19:45,467 --> 01:19:47,633 whether I'd be able to do the job or not. 1394 01:19:47,634 --> 01:19:48,200 Yeah. 1395 01:19:48,235 --> 01:19:50,234 When you start thinking about that, 1396 01:19:50,269 --> 01:19:52,385 it's just like if we're going to do this 1397 01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:54,960 - it should be good, you know? - Mm-hmm. 1398 01:19:54,995 --> 01:19:57,466 And it should be like a piece of art. 1399 01:19:57,501 --> 01:20:00,234 And I mean-- so, yeah, I guess I'm being-- I don't know. 1400 01:20:00,269 --> 01:20:02,934 - it should be-- - I mean, I don't even know, like, 1401 01:20:02,969 --> 01:20:05,499 art is such a-- you know, 1402 01:20:05,534 --> 01:20:07,901 - art is such a fucking, like, "thing." - Yeah. 1403 01:20:07,936 --> 01:20:10,632 I just think-- I think if we're going to do it, 1404 01:20:10,667 --> 01:20:14,065 it has to be like a fucking experience and not just like-- 1405 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:16,694 not just like we're doing it to get through it. 1406 01:20:16,695 --> 01:20:17,667 Close my eyes and-- 1407 01:20:17,702 --> 01:20:20,068 - Yeah. - It's got to be something that we do 1408 01:20:20,103 --> 01:20:22,434 - because, you know-- fuck! - Yeah. 1409 01:20:22,469 --> 01:20:24,365 Like-- 1410 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,132 like we didn't think we could do it and we fucking did it. 1411 01:20:27,167 --> 01:20:31,601 And I don't know how to actually get there and that's the tricky thing. 1412 01:20:31,636 --> 01:20:33,599 You know, it's the difference between this 1413 01:20:33,634 --> 01:20:35,799 - and fucking bungee jumping, dude... - Mm-hmm. 1414 01:20:35,834 --> 01:20:38,934 ...is that bungee jumping, you just walk to the edge and fucking jump. 1415 01:20:38,969 --> 01:20:41,285 And then the whole thing takes care of you. 1416 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,601 And you don't have to have a fucking hard-on to bungee jump. 1417 01:20:43,636 --> 01:20:46,067 Yeah. 1418 01:20:46,102 --> 01:20:47,901 This is hard. 1419 01:20:49,267 --> 01:20:53,534 - So here's where I'm at... - Okay. 1420 01:20:53,569 --> 01:20:55,766 ..I don't want to be a pussy. 1421 01:20:55,801 --> 01:20:58,234 I don't want to chicken out on this, all right? 1422 01:20:58,269 --> 01:21:02,267 But I can't help thinking... 1423 01:21:03,334 --> 01:21:05,532 what exactly... 1424 01:21:05,567 --> 01:21:09,968 about two straight dudes having sex on camera 1425 01:21:10,003 --> 01:21:13,100 is a great piece of art? 1426 01:21:14,601 --> 01:21:16,534 And not to overanalyze it or anything, 1427 01:21:16,569 --> 01:21:18,434 'cause art is a feeling thing 1428 01:21:18,469 --> 01:21:20,265 and it's not a thinking thing, 1429 01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:24,501 but, like, I'm just starting to kind of look at it 1430 01:21:24,536 --> 01:21:26,434 and I'm like... 1431 01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:33,033 you know what I'm saying? 1432 01:21:34,701 --> 01:21:36,666 And we should be really careful here 1433 01:21:36,701 --> 01:21:39,267 because we don't want to let each other off the hook. 1434 01:21:39,302 --> 01:21:41,701 No, but what's interesting about it is 1435 01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:43,699 I think-- 1436 01:21:43,734 --> 01:21:45,532 you know, and again, 1437 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,866 I'm not-- I'm not saying 1438 01:21:47,901 --> 01:21:50,486 let's run away from it. Let's shitcan the idea. 1439 01:21:50,487 --> 01:21:50,701 Yeah. 1440 01:21:50,736 --> 01:21:53,532 But-- but... 1441 01:21:53,567 --> 01:21:56,656 the fact that we picked this as this hurdle... 1442 01:21:56,657 --> 01:21:57,050 Mm-hmm. 1443 01:21:57,085 --> 01:22:00,499 Was almost arbitrary. It was almost like it kind of came up-- 1444 01:22:00,534 --> 01:22:02,724 in this drunken moment and we went with it. 1445 01:22:02,725 --> 01:22:03,968 It could've been anything. 1446 01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:06,033 It seriously could have been fucking anything. 1447 01:22:06,068 --> 01:22:07,799 It could've been fucking anything. 1448 01:22:07,834 --> 01:22:10,032 - It could've been bungee jumping. - Yeah! Right. 1449 01:22:10,067 --> 01:22:12,400 It would have to be a little more momentous than that, but-- 1450 01:22:12,435 --> 01:22:14,466 like hiking across Bhutan or something like that. 1451 01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:17,300 It's weird. And when you say something like "hiking across Bhutan," 1452 01:22:17,335 --> 01:22:19,451 I don't even know what that is, but I know that 1453 01:22:19,486 --> 01:22:21,532 - in the experience of doing that... - Mm-hmm. 1454 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:24,400 We would probably enrich our lives actually a lot more 1455 01:22:24,435 --> 01:22:26,332 than just trying 1456 01:22:26,367 --> 01:22:29,332 to fucking tag ass in a hotel room... 1457 01:22:30,155 --> 01:22:32,100 ...and force it. You know what I'm saying? 1458 01:22:32,135 --> 01:22:34,801 We would get exercise. We would have good conversations. 1459 01:22:34,836 --> 01:22:37,234 We'd get to know each other. We'd meet weird people. 1460 01:22:37,269 --> 01:22:39,232 We'd eat new foods, 1461 01:22:39,267 --> 01:22:42,400 - be in a different surrounding. - Dude, we're fucking... 1462 01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:45,901 we're pussing out. Are we pussing out? 1463 01:22:45,936 --> 01:22:49,965 We're doing this because... 1464 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,033 it scares us more than anything else. 1465 01:22:53,068 --> 01:22:56,067 I'd be pretty amped to go to Bhutan 1466 01:22:56,102 --> 01:22:58,801 and not particularly scared. 1467 01:22:58,836 --> 01:23:01,466 That is a really good point. 1468 01:23:01,501 --> 01:23:06,467 There is nothing in this world... 1469 01:23:06,502 --> 01:23:09,899 that I want to do less 1470 01:23:09,934 --> 01:23:12,601 than what we're talking about doing. 1471 01:23:14,601 --> 01:23:18,434 I mean, that's something. That's something. 1472 01:23:18,469 --> 01:23:21,501 So I guess the question is 1473 01:23:21,536 --> 01:23:23,833 is-- 1474 01:23:23,868 --> 01:23:26,400 is that a reason to go through with it? 1475 01:23:44,067 --> 01:23:48,267 - Something just hit me. - Mm-hmm? 1476 01:23:51,734 --> 01:23:53,667 I think... 1477 01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:56,834 we might be morons. 1478 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:05,534 That this whole fucking idea... 1479 01:24:07,267 --> 01:24:10,098 is built from the planet moron, 1480 01:24:10,133 --> 01:24:13,801 - like-- - but with the best of intentions. 1481 01:24:13,836 --> 01:24:16,352 Great intentions, dude. Great intentions, 1482 01:24:16,387 --> 01:24:18,833 but, like, clearly-- 1483 01:24:18,868 --> 01:24:22,100 Clearly, there are other places to put this kind of energy. 1484 01:24:22,135 --> 01:24:26,467 I mean, here's the thing. For me, it's, um, 1485 01:24:29,534 --> 01:24:32,899 you know, I just want to fucking finish something. 1486 01:24:32,934 --> 01:24:33,178 Yes. 1487 01:24:33,179 --> 01:24:36,232 And this was the thing that I was, like, you know, 1488 01:24:36,267 --> 01:24:40,534 "I'm finally going to do it. Like, I'm finally going to fucking see something through 1489 01:24:40,569 --> 01:24:43,234 - and finish it" and-- - You chose the wrong thing. 1490 01:24:45,234 --> 01:24:48,501 And I could've chosen something much more awesome. 1491 01:24:48,536 --> 01:24:50,634 Dude, I mean-- Um... 1492 01:24:59,168 --> 01:25:00,968 Man. 1493 01:25:02,968 --> 01:25:06,567 - Can I just say something here? - Mm-hmm. 1494 01:25:07,868 --> 01:25:09,833 And if you don't agree, that's fine, 1495 01:25:09,868 --> 01:25:12,901 but I just want to throw it out there and test the waters. 1496 01:25:16,434 --> 01:25:19,367 I think we should put on our clothes. 1497 01:26:31,601 --> 01:26:33,732 You want to-- 1498 01:26:33,767 --> 01:26:36,332 you want to get some room service? 1499 01:26:36,367 --> 01:26:39,801 Yeah. Hey there, I'd like to order room service, please? 1500 01:26:39,836 --> 01:26:44,067 Um, two steak sandwiches. Do you have milkshakes? 1501 01:26:44,102 --> 01:26:46,168 I would like one strawberry milkshake 1502 01:26:46,203 --> 01:26:48,151 - and-- - Chocolate-strawberry mix. 1503 01:26:48,186 --> 01:26:50,100 And a chocolate- strawberry mix. 1504 01:27:24,100 --> 01:27:26,267 Still got it. 1505 01:27:26,302 --> 01:27:29,467 - Still got it. - Oh. 1506 01:27:29,502 --> 01:27:31,968 Yeah. 1507 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,734 Man... 1508 01:27:58,534 --> 01:28:02,501 I think I'm in deep shit with Anna. 1509 01:28:02,536 --> 01:28:06,033 - I think I'm in really deep, man. - Why? 1510 01:28:06,068 --> 01:28:08,734 I fucking dug my own grave, man. 1511 01:28:08,769 --> 01:28:11,551 Jesus, what I just put her through. 1512 01:28:11,586 --> 01:28:14,334 Poor thing. I feel so terrible. 1513 01:28:16,367 --> 01:28:18,132 Yeah. 1514 01:28:18,167 --> 01:28:22,934 I am so lucky that she puts up with me. 1515 01:28:25,501 --> 01:28:27,499 She loves you. 1516 01:28:27,534 --> 01:28:31,632 Yeah.I hate to say it, dude, 1517 01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:33,666 but I think I need to go fucking-- 1518 01:28:33,701 --> 01:28:37,067 I might need to go start my reparations 1519 01:28:37,102 --> 01:28:38,699 immediately. 1520 01:28:38,734 --> 01:28:41,868 As much as I want a steak sandwich and a milkshake, 1521 01:28:41,903 --> 01:28:44,968 I think I actually might have to go... 1522 01:28:45,003 --> 01:28:49,100 um, I might have to go see her. 1523 01:28:50,868 --> 01:28:52,868 - Totally. - You know what I'm saying? 1524 01:28:52,903 --> 01:28:54,801 Fuck yeah. 1525 01:28:57,868 --> 01:28:59,868 But, dude, fucking live it up here 1526 01:28:59,903 --> 01:29:02,098 and munch my shit 1527 01:29:02,133 --> 01:29:04,165 and drink my milkshake 1528 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,467 and charge whatever the fuck you want to the room 1529 01:29:06,502 --> 01:29:10,067 - and put 'em up. - Mm. 1530 01:29:10,102 --> 01:29:12,000 Give it up, man. 1531 01:29:18,434 --> 01:29:20,800 I love you, bud. 1532 01:29:20,835 --> 01:29:23,167 I love you too, man. 1533 01:29:27,567 --> 01:29:31,234 All right, I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 1534 01:29:31,269 --> 01:29:34,866 Pick you up, we'll go do something stupid. 1535 01:29:34,901 --> 01:29:37,634 Not this stupid. Something stupid, 1536 01:29:37,669 --> 01:29:40,300 something fun, all right? 1537 01:31:02,434 --> 01:31:05,634 - That's not terrible. - No. 1538 01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:07,866 It's almost like 1539 01:31:07,901 --> 01:31:10,232 we saw each other at a swimming pool 1540 01:31:10,267 --> 01:31:12,834 and hadn't seen each other for a while, you know? 1541 01:31:12,869 --> 01:31:14,868 - Mm-hmm. - And so, 1542 01:31:14,903 --> 01:31:16,833 I mean, we're basically like-- 1543 01:31:16,868 --> 01:31:18,801 these could be swimsuits, you know? 1544 01:31:24,367 --> 01:31:28,367 - "Nice to see you." Yeah. - "You look good." 1545 01:33:55,901 --> 01:33:58,417 Sir, I'm sorry. Seattle, Washington, 1546 01:33:58,452 --> 01:34:00,934 for the Boni Motel, spelled B-O-N-I, I have no listing. 1547 01:34:00,935 --> 01:34:01,935 Subtitles by LeapinLar 1548 01:34:02,305 --> 01:35:02,294 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP