1 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,370 Hey, Jerry 2 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:15,630 You might want to check this one out Palomar just picked it up 3 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:18,900 Look like some type of UFO and it's heading this way 4 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:24,010 How many times do I have to tell you this UFOs don't exist and we are never gonna see... 5 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:27,400 Wow. It's energy signature is massive 6 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,370 Holy Jesus, what do we do? No one ever told us what to do 7 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,620 the only reason I took this job is 'cos you don't have to do anything 8 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:35,970 Jerry, Stop it ! We calculate its impact point 9 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:38,430 Looks like 10 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:40,940 Modesto, California 11 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:44,200 Supenova: this is Red Dwarf We actually have one 12 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:48,090 Code Nimoy, I repeat Code Nimoy 13 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:39,570 What are you guys doing here? It's 5 o'clock in the morning 14 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,850 Hurry, turn on the TV Turn it on now 15 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:45,330 ...and some early morning fog giving way to sunny skies 16 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,550 75º F 17 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:51,270 a perfect day to stop by the old folk garden craft show down at the fair grounds 18 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:56,600 or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy 19 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,510 I love you baby 20 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:00,940 I love you too 21 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:05,550 And good morning Modesto... 22 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:07,430 Channel 172 23 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:19,070 You look gorgeous, sweetheart 24 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:21,510 Thanks, mom 25 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:29,640 Ah, my little girl 26 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:31,010 ¡¡ Daddyi !! 27 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:35,390 Now I want you to know that even though I'm about to give you away 28 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:38,370 I'll always be here to take care of you 29 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,600 Don't cry 'cos then you're gonna make me cry and this leaves me a mess 30 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:46,300 I can't help me oh, I can't 31 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:51,400 Hello, everyone, attention attention Wedding starts in 30 minutes 32 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,160 My beautiful daughter in law 33 00:03:53,190 --> 00:03:55,920 Hi, mama Dietl -It's like a fairy tale 34 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:59,030 The weatherman and the weatherman's wife 35 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,850 Oh, romantic -Ah, I know 36 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:05,300 Just think... this time tomorrow I'm gonna be in Paris 37 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,180 and some day, we won't just be honeymooning there Derek will become an anchor 38 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:12,580 or a foreign correspondant and we'll travel all over the world 39 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:16,370 Oh, honey my fingers are crossed 40 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,220 One thumb is shorter than the other It runs in the family 41 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,820 Derek doesn't have that -It skips a generation 42 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:26,480 Your kids are gonna have it 43 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:37,510 Wow You look beautiful 44 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:41,320 So do you... I mean, handsome I mean... 45 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,280 Sorry, I'm just a little frazzled 46 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:45,270 I just spent way too much time with our parents 47 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,460 Don't worry, ok? 48 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:49,060 We'll be alone soon Just us 49 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:52,560 Hmmm... eating cheese and baguettes at the Sun 50 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:55,930 feeding each other chocolate crepes, hmmm 51 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,900 Is something wrong? -No, it's just that... 52 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:05,140 There's been a slight change of plans 53 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,960 We are not going to Paris 54 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,470 What? 55 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:09,720 Why not? 56 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,330 Because we are going somewhere better 57 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:12,610 Better than París? 58 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,380 Oh, yeah -Where? 59 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,660 ¿Tahití? -Nope! 60 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:17,780 Fresno 61 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,670 Fresno ! 62 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,790 Fresno? 63 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:25,160 In what universe is.. Fresno better than París, Derek? 64 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:26,660 In the... 65 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:31,810 I got an audition to become channel 23's new evening anchor universe 66 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:36,840 I got the call from the general manager He wants me to come inmediately, isn't that great? 67 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:38,710 Derek 68 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:40,250 That's ... 69 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,060 amazing 70 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:45,810 It's amazing. Fresno is like the top 50 markets, isn't it? 71 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:49,600 Actually it's 55th but we are on our way, babe 72 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,470 Now look about París... 73 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:55,620 Oh, it's ok...It's fine As long as we are together 74 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:59,530 Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world 75 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:01,130 I'm so proud of you 76 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,760 Of us... not just of me 77 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:09,060 I mean, of course, but we are a team now You are so proud of us 78 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:11,900 Now get out of here It's bad luck to see me in my dress 79 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,630 Oh, come on ! You know I don't believe in that stuff 80 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:16,560 I'll be waiting for you at the altar 81 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,320 The handsome news ancho in the tux, alright? 82 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:22,490 I love you There, I said it 83 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:25,610 I love you too 84 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:58,100 ¡ Susan ! 85 00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:00,200 ¿Where could she be? 86 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:01,530 ¡ Susan ! 87 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,600 ¿Where are you? 88 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,300 Susan ¿Where've you been? 89 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:15,040 I think I just go hit by a meteroid 90 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:19,780 Oh, Susan, every bride feels that way on her wedding day 91 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:24,050 My goodness, look at you. You're all filthy Thank God I have wet wipes 92 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,820 Wow You are ... glowing 93 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,350 Thank you 94 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:10,060 No, no Susan, you're like, really glowing You're green 95 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,930 Oh, no! 96 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:16,720 No 97 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:23,150 What's going on? What's happening here? 98 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,970 You are all shrinking! 99 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,320 Na-ha, you are growing -Well, make it stop 100 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,860 Get me the goverment! 101 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,640 This is impossible 102 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:37,200 No This can't be happening 103 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,600 Wait, wait, Everybody It's OK 104 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:42,910 have some champagne whjle we're figuring this out 105 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,550 Thumbs! Thumbs! 106 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,680 Derek help me! 107 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:00,720 Here comes the bride 108 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:03,330 Oh, Carl It's her wedding day 109 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,520 ¡ Derek ! ¡ Derek ! 110 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,540 ?? hurts Damm it 111 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:13,430 ?? (open fire) 112 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,350 ¿What's been happening to me? 113 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:19,700 Don't panic, don't worry Whatever you don, don't drop... 114 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,150 Derek ! 115 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:22,470 (Sorry sir) 116 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:23,920 Who are you people? 117 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,740 What are you doing? 118 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,100 Stop it 119 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,610 Be careful! 120 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,410 Get your hands off me Don't you know who I am? 121 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:35,200 Please Just leave me alone! 122 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:56,820 Move it, move it! Let's go, move it! 123 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,900 Derek ! 124 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:05,610 ?? Let's get this baby on the bus 125 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:14,320 Honey, can you hit the snooze? 126 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:18,010 Baby why you set the alarm? 127 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,690 We are on honeymoon 128 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:27,560 Hello? 129 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,590 What's going on? 130 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,760 Hello? 131 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:29,100 ?? 132 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:34,100 ?? 133 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:38,800 quiet ?? she can hear us 134 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:44,680 Hello? 135 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,980 Is there someone in there? 136 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:51,140 Could you please tell me where I am? 137 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,650 What was that? 138 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,470 Hello 139 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,560 Eeeewwww ! 140 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,200 Would you stop 141 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,690 Be careful 142 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,980 Please, Madam Stop... 143 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:23,680 doing... 144 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,940 that 145 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:31,300 Whatever mad scientist made you 146 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:34,420 he really went all out 147 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:37,890 You can... talk 148 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,080 Hi there! 149 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,230 Argg, my back! 150 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,960 Just kidding I don't have a back 151 00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:55,660 Forgive him, but as you can see he has no brain 152 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,000 Turns out you don't need one 153 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,430 Totally overated As a matter of fact... 154 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,650 I don't even... 155 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:05,180 I forgot how to breath I forgot how to breath 156 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,740 Help me Dr Cockroach Help! 157 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,040 Suck in Bob 158 00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:14,360 Thanks Doc You are a lifesaver 159 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,890 Wow, look at you I know what you are thinking 160 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:21,090 First day in prison, you wanna take out the toughest guy in the yard 161 00:13:21,130 --> 00:13:23,770 Well, I'd like to see you try... 162 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:37,020 Gosh. What?! She is speechless 163 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:37,690 She? 164 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:42,230 Yes Bob. We are in the presence of the rare female monster 165 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,980 No way It's a boy 166 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,130 Look at his boobies 167 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,390 We need to have a talk -Gentlemen 168 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,370 I'm afraid we are not making a very good first impression 169 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:55,120 At least I'm talking. First new monster in years we are gonna get like a wolfman 170 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:59,330 or mummy, just, you know somebody to play cards with 171 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:03,510 Might we ask your name, Madam? 172 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,500 Susan 173 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,060 No, no, no We mean like your monster name 174 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,760 Like what do people scream when they see you coming? 175 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,560 you know... like: 'look out' Here comes... 176 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:15,450 Susan 177 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,590 Really? 178 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:18,720 Suuuusan 179 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,130 I just scared myself That is scary 180 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,880 Yes! Eat time 181 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,590 That is repulsive 182 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,880 Oh, I love slipper! 183 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:44,080 Oh please God please tell me this isn't real 184 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:47,980 Please tell me I just had a nervous breakdown at the wedding and now I'm at a mental hospital and I'm on medication 185 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:51,160 and it's giving me hallucinations 186 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:03,750 Don't scare InsectoSaur. He is gonna pee himself and then we all be in trouble 187 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,890 Everyone run at the door?? There's got to be a door here, where is the door? 188 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,180 It's ok, buddy Don't worry about it 189 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:15,280 Who is a handsome bug? You like it when I rub your tummy? 190 00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:20,000 Please, somebody. I don't belong here Let me out 191 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,460 Hey, hey That is not a good idea 192 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,560 Let me out! 193 00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:39,060 Monsters Get back in your cells 194 00:15:57,630 --> 00:16:01,030 Oh, thank goodness A real person 195 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,610 You are a real person Right? 196 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,980 Not one of those half-person half-machine... you know? 197 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,440 Whatever you call those things? 198 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:09,350 A Cyborg? -Oh, no! 199 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,580 You are a cyborg? 200 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,320 Madam, I assure you I am not a cyborg 201 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,400 My name is General W.R.Monguer 202 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:20,830 I'm in charge of this facility Now follow me, it's time for your orientation 203 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:35,250 In 1950 it was decided that Jane and Joe public can not handle the truth about monsters 204 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:38,520 and should focus in more important things like paying taxes 205 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:42,440 So the goverment convinced the world Monsters were stuff of myth & legend 206 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,320 and the locked them away in this here facility 207 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,110 But I'm not a monster 208 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,000 I'm just a regular person 209 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:55,580 I'm not a danger to anyone or anything 210 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,730 Don't let her get me! 211 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,020 Sorry 212 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,370 How long will I be here? -Indefinitely 213 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,340 Can I contact my parents? -No 214 00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:12,270 Derek? -Negative 215 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,460 Do they know where I am? -No, and they never will 216 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,220 This place is X file 217 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,980 wrapped in a cover-up and deepfried in a paranoid conspiracy 218 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:24,920 There will be zero contact with the outside world 219 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:54,970 7, 8, 899 220 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:59,340 1000 ?? 221 00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,070 Ah, Susan 222 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,400 You wouldn't happen to have any uranium on you? 223 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,650 Just need a smidge 224 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,790 Rescend Dr. Cockrach toybox privileges inmediately 225 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,150 We just had the prison's phycologist redecorate your cell 226 00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:24,040 Try to keep you all calm ?? 227 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,080 But I don't want a poster 228 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:29,760 I want a real kitty hanging from a real tree 229 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,160 I wanna go home 230 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:35,740 Oh, come on, ?? please don't cry makes my knees hurt 231 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,790 Don't think of this as a prison 232 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:44,490 think of it as hotel you'll never leave because it's locked from the outside 233 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,510 Oh, and one other thing 234 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:52,360 The goverment has changed your name to Ginormica 235 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:43,270 Begin re-animation sequence 236 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:49,440 Who dares to wake me? 237 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:55,460 Quantonium has been located on a distant planet in the omega quadrant 238 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,670 The Omega quadrant? 239 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,050 Lame 240 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:06,430 The trajectory of the Quantonium meteor has been traced to sector 72-4 241 00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:09,370 A planet locally known as Earth 242 00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:13,320 What a miserable looking mudball 243 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,310 Send a robot probe 244 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:22,200 Extract the Quantonium with extreme predujice 245 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,810 I want it all 246 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,370 Every last drop 247 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,920 Yes, Gallahxar 248 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:34,320 Nothing can stand in my way now 249 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:56,960 Don't rush me, Katie I'm just...not ready 250 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:59,960 Oh, relax, Cuthbert it's just like dancing 251 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,400 are we? 252 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,200 Katie 253 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,670 I have a gymnastic's meet tomorrow, so maybe I... 254 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,660 Did you ?? 255 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,750 Thank goodness It's the police 256 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,900 We weren't doing anything officer 257 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,270 Yeah Nothing at all 258 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,360 ?? 259 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,070 Why did I even let you talk me into this 260 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:26,590 Maybe we should get out of here 261 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,610 Maybe we should go check it out 262 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,750 Katie are you nuts? 263 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,740 Wait Don't leave me alone 264 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,540 Ow My ankle 265 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:40,850 I think it's broken 266 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:42,850 Katie 267 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:46,350 This is the worst date ever 268 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,620 Katie I'm freaking 269 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:07,630 It was first spotted at midnight last night 270 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:10,060 by a couple in romantic embrace 271 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,390 No one knows what it is or where it came from 272 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,730 All branches of the military were inmediately move on 273 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,880 What is that ?? OK 274 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:24,810 I have just received word that the president of the US has arrived 275 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:27,820 and will attempt to make first contact 276 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:29,860 I must approach it alone 277 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:32,970 This is all about peaceful communication 278 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,030 Yes, Sirí Mr. President 279 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:10,640 Perimeter stable Got a vis on Papa Bear, all clear 280 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,720 Commander Do something violent 281 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:34,580 You heard the president ?? 282 00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:45,890 ?? down here. Call in air support. Call in air support 283 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:08,810 Call in... hmmm Call in a full retreat 284 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:11,760 Full retreat, full retreat All troops 285 00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:14,410 ?? Papa Bear is on the move 286 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,390 No, wait 287 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:17,660 So that's how you wanna play it? 288 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:20,540 Eat lead alien ?? 289 00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:24,050 Evidently they eat lead -Get him on the chopper 290 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:27,020 I'm brave I'm a brave president 291 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,700 _ 292 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000 ...own approved goverment 293 00:26:51,001 --> 00:26:54,000 _ 294 00:26:54,001 --> 00:26:56,129 ... only have about two weeks left 295 00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:59,880 If that think walks into a populated area there will be a major catastrophe 296 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,950 We need our top scientific minds on this Get India on the phone 297 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,750 if we transport the US to a safer planet... 298 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:08,120 I say we give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American 299 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:12,650 Sir thy times like this when I stop and ask myself: what would Oprah do? 300 00:27:12,690 --> 00:27:15,290 ?? it all What's the point? 301 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:17,250 It's a disaster 302 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,070 Stop sir - Don't do it Stop, no! 303 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,780 That button lauches all of our nuclear missiles 304 00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:24,220 Well then, which button gets me a latte? 305 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,500 Ahh... That would be the other one, Sir 306 00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:32,320 What idiot designed this thing? 307 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:34,010 You did, Sir 308 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:37,510 Fair enough Wilson, fire somebody 309 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:38,880 Listen up! 310 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:42,340 I'm not going to go down in history as the president who was in office 311 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:48,530 when the world came to an end so somebody think of something and think of it fast 312 00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:49,990 That's a good Capu-ccio 313 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:52,390 Mr. President 314 00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:58,330 Not only do I have an idea but I have a plan 315 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,870 Now conventional weapons have no effect on this thing 316 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,490 and we all know nukes ain't an option 317 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:11,470 Sure they are. Press.. -No, no, no the button, wait! 318 00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:15,170 I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President These are dark times 319 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:16,940 The odds are against us 320 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:20,980 We need a Hail Mary pass We need raw power, we need... 321 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:24,230 Monsters 322 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:26,450 Monsters Of course 323 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,560 It's so simple 324 00:28:29,050 --> 00:28:31,390 I... I'm not following you 325 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:38,670 Over the last 50 years I have captured monsters on the rampage and locked them up in a secret prison facility 326 00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:43,460 So secret that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense 327 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,850 Is he referring to area fifty... 328 00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:51,440 Mr. President, say hello to Insecta-Saur 329 00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:55,790 Miss Ronson please 330 00:28:55,830 --> 00:29:04,270 Nuclear radiation, turned him from a small grub into a 350' tall monster, that attacked Tokyo 331 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:08,100 Here we have The Missing Link 332 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:11,750 A 20.000 years old frozen fishman 333 00:29:11,770 --> 00:29:14,080 Who was ?? out by scientists 334 00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:19,170 He escaped, and went on a rampage in his old watering ?? 335 00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:22,370 This handsome fellow is Dr.Cockroach Ph.D. 336 00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:24,610 The most brilliant man in the world 337 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:29,300 He invented a scientific machine that would give humans 338 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,240 the cockroache's ability to survive 339 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:36,870 Unfortunately there was a side effect 340 00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:40,070 Now, we call this thing BOB 341 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:44,450 Can we get her out of here? 342 00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:46,820 Thank you 343 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:53,890 A genetically altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered ranch-flavor dessert topping at a snack food plant 344 00:29:53,910 --> 00:30:00,050 The resulting goo gained consciousness and became an indistructible gelatinous mass 345 00:30:00,490 --> 00:30:04,040 And our latest addition Ginormica 346 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:10,320 General, continúe 347 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:16,320 Her entire body radiates with pure energy giving her enormous strength and size 348 00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:21,140 Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot 349 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,060 Don't we already have an Alien problem, General 350 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,780 I don't think we need a monster problem too 351 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:29,630 You got a better idea nerd? 352 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,350 Ok Stay where you are 353 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:41,590 General, I propose we go forward with your monsters vs aliens idea, thank you 354 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,470 Go fish 355 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:55,930 Do...you... have...any... 356 00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:56,980 three's? 357 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,610 Yes, I do. How are you doing this? You are the luckiest guy I know 358 00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:03,820 Luck ain't got nothing to do with it 359 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,750 ¿What the ...? Hey 360 00:31:09,490 --> 00:31:11,370 They called me crazy 361 00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:14,190 but I'll show them I'll show them all 362 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:21,650 Dr, I'd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine 363 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,040 You're right Insecto 364 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:29,320 You've been letting that quak experiment on you for over a month 365 00:31:29,450 --> 00:31:32,590 I'm not a quak I'm a mad scientist 366 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:33,460 There's a difference 367 00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:35,890 Guys What choice do I have? 368 00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:39,600 If he can make me normal or even 6'8", I can get out of here 369 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,570 get back to the life I'm supposed to have 370 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,850 I mean, I should be... -Let me guess: Fresno? 371 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:46,170 Well, Fresno is just a steppin'stone 372 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:49,280 Next stop: Milwaukee, and then New York and then someday hopefully 373 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,340 Yeah, we know: Paris 374 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,490 Throw the switch, Dr. But don't do the laugh 375 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:58,000 Now, you'll feel a slight pinch in the brain 376 00:31:58,540 --> 00:31:59,740 Sorry 377 00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:12,380 Susan! Yuuhuu! 378 00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,810 am I small again? 379 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,180 I'm afraid not my dear 380 00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:21,550 In fact 381 00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:24,360 You may actually have grown a couple of feet 382 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:30,580 It's ok, Doc We'll try again tomorrow 383 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,230 You really don't get it Do you? 384 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:35,360 No monster has ever gotten out of here 385 00:32:35,390 --> 00:32:38,010 That's not true The invisible man did 386 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:41,620 No he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset 387 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,560 He died of a heart attack 25 years ago 388 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:45,850 Nooo ! 389 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,090 Yeah 390 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,560 In that very chair 391 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,470 he still there? 392 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,580 you see what I'm saying? Nobody is leaving, nobody is ever getting out 393 00:32:57,610 --> 00:33:00,830 Good news, monsters You are getting out 394 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:03,180 Until today 395 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,420 So let me get this straigh Monguer 396 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,980 You want us to fight an alien robot 397 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:16,450 And in exchange, the president of the US has authorized me to grant you your freedom 398 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,580 Ah! I can't believe it! 399 00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:22,360 Soon I'll be back in Derek's arms Or him in mine 400 00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:25,960 I can't wait for Spring Break back at Cocoa Beach just... 401 00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:27,900 freaking everybody out 402 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,320 And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments 403 00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:33,240 No, no That's me, Bob 404 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:35,640 Then I'll be a... really giant lady 405 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:37,500 That's Susan, Bob 406 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,560 Fine, then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek 407 00:33:41,590 --> 00:33:43,310 ya.. still Susan, Bob 408 00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:45,950 I think I at least deserve a chance to be with Derek 409 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:48,120 All right Let's go 410 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:12,730 Everybody move in an orderly fashion This is an emergency 411 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:18,780 We are evacuating the city Exact change is appreciated but not necessary 412 00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:49,810 Let's move out! 413 00:34:53,210 --> 00:34:56,470 This is San Francisco ! This ins't far from my home 414 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,990 Feel the wind on your antennas Isn't this wonderful? 415 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:03,930 I haven't been outside in 50 years It's amazing out here 416 00:35:03,970 --> 00:35:06,810 It's a little hotter than I remember Has the Earth gotten warmer? 417 00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:10,680 That'd be great to know that it'd be a very convinient truth 418 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,330 Now, that'a a robot! 419 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,210 It's huge 420 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:22,300 Try not to damage it too much, Monsters I may want to bring it back to the farm 421 00:35:22,350 --> 00:35:25,690 No, no, wait You didn't say anything about it being huge 422 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,310 Wait No, don't leave 423 00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:33,300 I think he sees us 424 00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:36,590 Hello, hey! How are you doing? 425 00:35:36,630 --> 00:35:40,000 Welcome We are here to destroy you 426 00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:42,050 I can't fight that thing I can't even... 427 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:45,260 I... I'm hyperventilating 428 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,210 Does anybody have a giant paper bag? 429 00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:49,000 Relax 430 00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:53,610 Old link has this under control -Hide in the city, Susan, you'll be safe there 431 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:56,550 but stay away from the Tenderloin It's a little shady?? 432 00:35:56,590 --> 00:36:00,410 Finally, some action I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can into a 433 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,650 really dented oversize tin can 434 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,700 OK Does anybody have a 20 on Insect-a-Saur's 435 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:15,060 Wow, would you look at the size of that? 436 00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:16,440 ?? 437 00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:20,090 I got it, you guys I got... 438 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:24,240 Don't worry, I won't let go I'm wearing it down... 439 00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:26,110 ?? he's slowing down 440 00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:30,450 Get to the city, Link I'll catch up with you as soon as I can 441 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:37,070 Or maybe... You'll have to catch up with me 442 00:37:57,990 --> 00:38:01,500 No! No! 443 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,050 OK, ok I got this 444 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,700 Yeap That hurt 445 00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:47,980 Get in I have a plan 446 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:00,930 Hot dogs! 447 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:13,710 All right, Link. I'm going to pull up alongside it You get up in there, get into its central processing unit and... 448 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:16,710 Hey, guys Catch me! 449 00:39:22,430 --> 00:39:25,100 Let's go, let's go keep it moving 450 00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:27,120 Hey, no honking 451 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,900 Excuse me moving out 452 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,570 on your right... no control 453 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,420 Oh, no 454 00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:06,240 OK It's gonna be OK 455 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:09,530 Look, I have to get you out of thereí Hold on a second 456 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:13,950 You have to get off the bridge before ... 457 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:24,510 Help! 458 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,010 No, no, no ! 459 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:40,400 Get away from me! 460 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:58,080 Coming through ?? watch it 461 00:41:03,190 --> 00:41:05,780 Hey, furrball Where've you been? 462 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,400 Yeah, I know I'm just a little out of shape 463 00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:15,380 Excuse me, he is trying to kill me Why is he doing that, why...? 464 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,800 Wow¡ 465 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:44,400 Wow! You are doing great! 466 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:46,240 I'm doing everything! 467 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:51,290 Not for long. Come on, you guys Let's take this thing down 468 00:41:51,630 --> 00:41:55,210 A deflector shield Tipical 469 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,320 You can't crush a cockroach 470 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:17,180 Right, right, right Here we go 471 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:23,210 Insect-a-Saur 472 00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:25,160 Insect-a-Saur 473 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,030 ¡ BOB ! -What? 474 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:28,030 Help me! 475 00:42:28,070 --> 00:42:30,490 Sorry, I was just staring at this bird over there 476 00:42:30,530 --> 00:42:32,620 We have to get these people off the bridge 477 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,240 Got it 478 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,030 No Bob Move the conveyors 479 00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:42,390 Oh, yes, you're right My bad 480 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,830 Go, go go, go 481 00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,010 Link! 482 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:04,570 Oh, I don't feel good 483 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:10,690 Ok, Susan You can do that 484 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,760 All right Let's take this thing down 485 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,270 Retreival has failed 486 00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:12,140 Don't get upset It happens to everyone 487 00:44:12,370 --> 00:44:18,440 That lower life form Think she can steal my Quantonium? 488 00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:20,840 Send another probe at once 489 00:44:20,930 --> 00:44:24,040 Quantonium can not be retrieved via robot 490 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:28,890 Carbon-based life form, locally known as Susan is now too strong 491 00:44:28,930 --> 00:44:33,600 Oh, you think because you are all big and strong... 492 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:39,790 ..and you can destroy my robot probe that you're gonna send me running and hiding? 493 00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:43,880 My days of running and hiding are over 494 00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:50,920 Computer; set the course to Earth I will retrieve the Quantonium myself 495 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:57,360 Even if I need to rip it out of her body one cell at a time 496 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,240 Be careful It's hot 497 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:10,840 3 weeks ago, if you would've asked me to defeat a giant alien robot, I would've said: no can't do 498 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:15,960 but I did it! Me! I'm so buzzing I mean, did you see how strong I was? 499 00:45:16,030 --> 00:45:18,260 There probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open 500 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,360 You were possitively heroic my Dear 501 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,430 I specially loved how you saved all those people on the bridge 502 00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:27,210 it was a nice touch Wasn't she amazing, Link? 503 00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:30,820 Yeah, she was great. Really cool Loved it 504 00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:37,320 Poor Link. After all that tough talk you were ?? by a girl 505 00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:38,690 Con razón estás deprimido 506 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,380 Hey, I'm not depressed I'm tired 507 00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:43,390 Why are you tired? You didn't do anything 508 00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:47,100 Well, I haven't been sleeping well, alright? I get sleepne-apness 509 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,060 Apne.., apnea... Whatever It's not fun 510 00:45:50,110 --> 00:45:53,670 So Link is a little rusty I mean, sleep deprived 511 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:57,610 You'll be back to your old self in no time And so will I 512 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:01,630 What happened to that "There isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? 513 00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:06,570 Wait. Did you find a jar you can't open? What was in it? Was it pickles in it? Where's the gigant jar of pickles? 514 00:46:06,590 --> 00:46:15,500 What my associate is trying to say is that we all think the new Susan is the cat's me-wow 515 00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:17,190 Lo siento 516 00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:21,330 Thanks you guys That is so sweet 517 00:46:21,370 --> 00:46:24,550 But I have a normal life waiting for me You know? 518 00:46:24,610 --> 00:46:29,090 So tell me exactly how this normal life thing works with you being giant and all 519 00:46:29,150 --> 00:46:31,310 I'm not gonna be a giant forever 520 00:46:31,370 --> 00:46:35,300 Derek won't rest until we find a cure for my... 521 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,790 condition We're a team 522 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:42,610 We can all do with a Derek Perhaps some day we can make his acquaintance 523 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,170 Really? 524 00:46:44,210 --> 00:46:46,210 You guys wanna meet Derek? 525 00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,320 First stop: Modesto 526 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:58,990 Ginormica, I called your family to let them know you coming home 527 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:02,680 Now I also called the Modesto PD told them not to shoot at you 528 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,680 Thanks General 529 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:22,060 Ok, remember These people aren't used to seeing anything like... 530 00:47:22,150 --> 00:47:25,780 You. Or you... Or you... 531 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:32,360 So just be... you know, cool Just be, you know? Follow my lead 532 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:43,580 Stop. That was an accident! Don't destroy anything 533 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,230 Susan? 534 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:47,410 Susie ?? 535 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,100 Mom? Daddy? 536 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,780 Did they experiment on you? 537 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:55,870 No, mom I'm fine 538 00:47:55,930 --> 00:47:57,380 xxxx 539 00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:01,940 It's ok They are with me 540 00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:03,400 These are my new friends 541 00:48:03,410 --> 00:48:06,210 Oh, Derek I missed you so much 542 00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:08,850 ?? thought we'd be together again 543 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,710 just ¿¿?? hope through prison. I love you I love this man 544 00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:14,750 No, BOB That's my mother 545 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,280 You're sofocating her ! 546 00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:19,540 Honey Are you alright? 547 00:48:19,610 --> 00:48:20,970 I taste ham 548 00:48:21,050 --> 00:48:24,770 Sorry, mom He is just a hugger 549 00:48:25,230 --> 00:48:26,410 Where's Derek? 550 00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:28,700 He is at work, swetie 551 00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:31,840 You know how he is about his career 552 00:48:31,930 --> 00:48:34,130 Well, we are not gonna celebrate without him 553 00:48:34,190 --> 00:48:38,160 Susan, what do I do with all your little friends? 554 00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:40,570 Just put out some snacks They'll eat anything 555 00:48:42,950 --> 00:48:45,130 Oh, ambrosia! 556 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,570 How're you all? 557 00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:51,560 ¿¿?? friends 558 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,260 Way to ?? Insecto 559 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,150 Who wants to go for a swim with The Link? 560 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:09,090 Hi, I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate 561 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,730 Or you can call me BOB Whichever is easier 562 00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:16,650 Do I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty 563 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:21,050 ?? I've been in prison my whole life Why I mentioned prison? 564 00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:24,330 Oh, I didn't mean to scare you I'm just gonna go 565 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,270 Ah, I feel so stupid 566 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,960 Everyone just stay calm Whatever you do, do not provoke them 567 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,640 Anyone cares for atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a ... 568 00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:37,470 Kick 569 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,220 Clorine, clorine Clorine in my eyes 570 00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:44,960 ??! 571 00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:47,860 Everyone Run for your lives! 572 00:49:51,970 --> 00:49:54,130 What are they running away from? 573 00:49:57,070 --> 00:49:59,220 ...that's hilarious, Jim 574 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:03,780 That's exactly the kind down home country humor I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno 575 00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:07,790 This is Derek Dietl signing off for the very last time 576 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,800 Good night... Modesto! 577 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,610 Channel 172 578 00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:14,890 And... Cut! 579 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,690 ___ 580 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,280 Did you like that sign off? Just made it up 581 00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,670 Oh, my goodness! 582 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:30,610 wait, wait, wa...it! 583 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,010 Oh, Derek! 584 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,670 You wouldn't believe my last 3 weeks Just wouldn't believe it 585 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,030 Thinking about you was the only thing that kept me sane 586 00:50:44,110 --> 00:50:46,810 ...Can't breath! 587 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,160 Oh, my gosh Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry 588 00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:52,530 Oh my god Is that better? 589 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,540 OK OK 590 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,700 I'm just still kind of getting used to my new strength 591 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,310 Wow, you really are big 592 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:06,030 Yeah, but I'm still me I'm still the same girl you fell in love with 593 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,560 Except you did just destroyed the Golden Gate bridge 594 00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:13,270 Well, that was the only way I was gonna stop that giant robot 595 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:16,620 Did you ever think I could do something like that? -No, I didn't 596 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:23,390 I can honestly say that it never ever, ever, ever ever, ever ever occurred to me 597 00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:30,920 I know this is a little weird... Ok, it's a lot weird But we'll figure it out 598 00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:34,670 I know that togethe we can find a way to get me back to normal 599 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,180 Susan, try to look at this from my perspective 600 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:44,530 I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heartwarming fluff pieces 601 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:49,180 So you expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing that happened to you? 602 00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:51,530 That I had absolutely nothing to do with? 603 00:51:51,570 --> 00:51:52,630 Yes 604 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,410 That's exactly what I expect 605 00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:59,290 What about the life we always talked about? Don't you still want that? 606 00:51:59,270 --> 00:52:02,060 Of course I just, don't see... 607 00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:05,410 don't see how I can have that with your 608 00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:07,470 Derek Please... 609 00:52:07,550 --> 00:52:08,570 Don't do this 610 00:52:08,610 --> 00:52:11,480 You have to face facts Susan 611 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:19,010 And don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life on someone else's shadow 612 00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:21,960 and you're casting a pretty big shadow 613 00:52:22,090 --> 00:52:23,690 Lo siento 614 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,370 It's over 615 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:29,900 Good luck Susan 616 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:40,300 Leaving Modesto 617 00:53:11,830 --> 00:53:15,680 Wow, what a shindig! 618 00:53:15,770 --> 00:53:19,800 Your parents really know how to throw it down 619 00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:24,510 That was a.. great party. One of the best I've been to, since I got out of prison 620 00:53:24,610 --> 00:53:29,620 I must have been at a different party 'cos that's not how I interpreted it at all 621 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:33,980 I don't think your parents liked me and I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number 622 00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:37,590 Well, at least the garbage was free and... 623 00:53:38,070 --> 00:53:39,630 Who are we kidding? 624 00:53:39,740 --> 00:53:44,790 We could save every city in the planet and they'd still treat us the same way they've always treated us 625 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:47,290 Like monsters 626 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,300 Right, monsters 627 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,300 Anyway, how... How is Derek? 628 00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:02,130 Derek... is a selfish jerk 629 00:54:02,190 --> 00:54:03,980 No! -Yes! 630 00:54:04,580 --> 00:54:06,260 All that talk about "us" 631 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:09,880 I'm so proud of "us" "Us just got a job in Fresno 632 00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:12,560 It was no "us" It was only Derek 633 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,560 Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? 634 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,940 Idiot! 635 00:54:19,850 --> 00:54:23,180 Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great anyway 636 00:54:23,270 --> 00:54:25,740 I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him 637 00:54:25,870 --> 00:54:29,960 Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him 638 00:54:29,970 --> 00:54:31,670 And that was amazing 639 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,140 Meeting you guys Amazing 640 00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:38,040 Dr. Cockroach You can crawl up walls and... 641 00:54:38,060 --> 00:54:41,880 build a supercomputer out of a pizza box two cans of hair spray and.. 642 00:54:41,910 --> 00:54:43,110 And a paper clip 643 00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:44,190 Amazing! 644 00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:47,120 And you, you hardly need an introduction You are the Missing Link! 645 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:52,490 You personally carried 250 coeds off Cocoa Beach and still have the strength to fight the national guard 646 00:54:52,610 --> 00:54:55,230 And the Coast Guard and also the Life Guards 647 00:54:55,270 --> 00:54:56,920 Amazing 648 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,310 Bob, who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch? 649 00:55:02,350 --> 00:55:03,380 Link? 650 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,080 You! 651 00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:05,530 Amazing! 652 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:11,840 Point Insecto Susan, don't shortchange yourself 653 00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:15,210 Oh, I'm not gonna shortchange myself ever again 654 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,410 ?? 655 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,110 Susan! 656 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,160 Way to go Insecto! 657 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,010 Insecto look out! 658 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,870 Insect-a-Saur Nooo! 659 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:05,720 _ 660 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:08,210 It's gonna be alright Look at me 661 00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:09,620 Don't you close those eyes 662 00:56:09,650 --> 00:56:11,990 Don't you dare close those eyes 663 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,950 You can't ... 664 00:56:20,730 --> 00:56:23,870 Mom? 665 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,360 You must be terrified 666 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:57,760 You wake up in a strange place wearing strange clothes 667 00:56:57,770 --> 00:57:02,850 Imprisioned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering device 668 00:57:02,910 --> 00:57:04,700 Strange Isn't it? 669 00:57:04,710 --> 00:57:05,690 Hardly 670 00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:07,780 It's not the first time 671 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,170 Wow You really get around 672 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:13,040 To the extraction chamber 673 00:57:13,070 --> 00:57:15,430 Look what do you want from me? 674 00:57:15,470 --> 00:57:19,000 You have stolen what is rightfully mine 675 00:57:19,210 --> 00:57:20,870 I didn't steal anything from you? 676 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:28,520 Your enormous grotesque body contains Quantonium The most powerful substance in the universe 677 00:57:28,630 --> 00:57:32,200 Did you really think you could keep it from me? 678 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:39,190 That's what this is all about? You destroyed San Francisco You terrified millions of people... 679 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:42,150 You killed my friend just to get to me? 680 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,130 Silence 681 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:47,840 Your voice is grinding in my ear nobs 682 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:53,590 It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do 683 00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:57,450 in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it 684 00:57:57,510 --> 00:57:59,990 I know how to use it Just... 685 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:05,160 Don't bother That force field is impenetrable... 686 00:58:05,210 --> 00:58:08,020 What the flagnog! 687 00:58:19,030 --> 00:58:22,000 Ha! That should stop your puny... 688 00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:24,170 Computer Close door hangar 2 689 00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:26,640 Close door hangar 3 690 00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:29,300 ?? close 4 691 00:58:29,970 --> 00:58:31,810 Close them all! 692 00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:18,010 Computer Begin extraction 693 00:59:57,510 --> 01:00:03,020 Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet 694 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,450 Any thoughts on where I should set up shop? 695 01:00:06,490 --> 01:00:10,760 Your planet, perhaps? -You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet 696 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,290 If you wanted to stop me you should've done it when you possessed the Quantonium 697 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:17,640 Now you are nothing 698 01:00:17,670 --> 01:00:22,370 There's innocent people down there who didn't do anything 699 01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:26,340 There were innocent people on my home planet before it was destroyed 700 01:00:26,370 --> 01:00:28,820 Look I'm soory your planet was destroyed 701 01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:31,210 Oh, don't be I'm the one who destroyed it 702 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,160 Confused? 703 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:39,270 After I reveal my tale to you everything will become crystal clear 704 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:42,590 Computer Initialize cloning machine 705 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:45,440 Yes Gallahxar 706 01:00:45,650 --> 01:00:48,870 Many centons ago when I was but a squid 707 01:00:49,030 --> 01:00:53,600 I found out my parents were... 708 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,430 No child should ever have to endure that 709 01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,100 So I went on the road with a giant... 710 01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:04,160 And soon thereafter was married 711 01:01:04,210 --> 01:01:08,470 Things were going well until she wanted to... 712 01:01:09,090 --> 01:01:14,780 and then I was all: "no way" and she was all: "yes way" and I was like... 713 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:18,980 But I told you too much already 714 01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:24,080 Let the birth of my new planet now called 715 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,230 Gallahxar's Planet begin! 716 01:01:52,410 --> 01:01:55,740 Once again, an UFO has landed in America 717 01:01:55,830 --> 01:01:58,910 The only country UFOs ever seem to land in 718 01:01:58,950 --> 01:02:04,210 ..excuse me...what's that, ?? okey-dokey 719 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:11,090 We now take you live to a transmission from the alien's spacecraft 720 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:14,180 Humans of Earth 721 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,250 I have come in peace You need not fear me 722 01:02:18,290 --> 01:02:20,760 I mean you no harm 723 01:02:20,910 --> 01:02:25,780 However, it's important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours 724 01:02:25,990 --> 01:02:29,830 though those of you who do survive will be slaved and experimented on 725 01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:35,160 You shouldn't take any of this personally it's just business 726 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,020 So, just to recap: 727 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:43,040 I come in peace,I mean you no harm and you all will die - Gallahxar's out 728 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:53,150 Ok, boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cos I need to change my pants 729 01:03:05,150 --> 01:03:07,910 What are we gonna do now Doc? 730 01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:10,210 I don't know 731 01:03:10,340 --> 01:03:12,290 I'll tell you what we are gonna do 732 01:03:12,730 --> 01:03:15,080 We are not gonna let Insecto die in vain 733 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:21,600 We are gonna get up there, find Susan and we're gonna take that alien down 734 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:30,980 Alright gentlemen. You got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there but not enough to make it home 735 01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:34,920 I'll come get ya if I can aif I don't, it means I'm death 736 01:03:34,980 --> 01:03:37,130 or late 737 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:40,490 I've been your guardian por close to 50 years 738 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,010 But that's no longer the case 739 01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:45,780 For what it's worth 740 01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:48,040 That's rude What did we do? 741 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:52,170 No, Bob, that's not rude That's a sign of respect 742 01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:05,670 General, it's targeting us -That's the idea, Lieutenant. Hold your course 743 01:04:05,830 --> 01:04:09,060 Steady, steady 744 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:13,590 Hard right, hard right Hard right! 745 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,480 I can't shake it I can't shake it 746 01:04:19,910 --> 01:04:22,900 Hang on to your socks We are going for a ride 747 01:04:33,590 --> 01:04:38,090 That's why I always wear a parachute, Lieutenant 748 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,590 You can let go of me now Lieutenant 749 01:05:13,150 --> 01:05:18,890 Who are you signaling? We are over here -Hey, zip it 750 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:26,520 You -Hail, Gallahxar 751 01:05:26,610 --> 01:05:29,690 No, no, not all of you You, there 752 01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:31,490 How do I do this? 753 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,300 Three back. No, no, no That guy, next to you 754 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,830 The one I'm pointing at 755 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:41,700 You the one ....you clon Yes, good 756 01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:44,310 Take the prisoner to the incinerator 757 01:05:44,330 --> 01:05:46,780 She is useless to us now 758 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,690 Hail, Gallahxar Hail me 759 01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:05,640 Wow Ginormica isn't so... 760 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,150 ginormic any more 761 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:10,630 How are we supposed to get to her? There's too many of them 762 01:06:10,690 --> 01:06:12,120 It's impossible 763 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:21,430 I may not have a brain, gentlemen But I have an idea 764 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:29,220 This is not gonna work 765 01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:43,730 Halt! 766 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,800 I 767 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:52,210 Gallahxar, command you to hand over the prisoner this instant 768 01:06:52,070 --> 01:06:54,790 Clearly you are defective beyond repair 769 01:06:54,830 --> 01:06:58,930 Guards, take this defective clon to the incinerator 770 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,220 Well, what are you waiting for? You and you! 771 01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:05,840 What, seriously? 772 01:07:05,910 --> 01:07:11,270 Take the prisoner and the defective clon to the incinerator 773 01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:13,420 Ah, of course Sir 774 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,390 and here's the security pass just in case 775 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,120 Would you like a gun? -Yes I would 776 01:07:19,170 --> 01:07:22,630 Hey, guys Look 777 01:07:26,430 --> 01:07:30,190 I can't believe you guys came to save me. Thank you 778 01:07:30,230 --> 01:07:33,470 Don't mention it We monsters got to stick together 779 01:07:33,510 --> 01:07:37,210 But I'm not a monster anymore I'm just... me 780 01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:41,570 My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... 781 01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:45,020 nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform 782 01:07:45,050 --> 01:07:46,730 Hail, Gallahxar 783 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,800 These disguises are the bomb! 784 01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:57,740 That's it Follow me 785 01:07:57,780 --> 01:08:00,550 The only way to save the...(Hail Gallaxhar) -Hail Gallahxar 786 01:08:00,690 --> 01:08:02,850 The only way to save...(Hail Gallaxhar) -Hail Gallahxar 787 01:08:02,910 --> 01:08:09,320 The only way to save the earth, is to blow up this ship before the invasion (Hail Gallaxhar) Hail Gallahxar before the invasion starts 788 01:08:09,390 --> 01:08:13,390 So, how are we gonna do this? -We need to find the main power core 789 01:08:13,430 --> 01:08:16,450 Excuse me, could you direct usr to the main power core? 790 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:19,920 Gladly, it's right there above the extraction chamber 791 01:08:31,010 --> 01:08:32,370 Thank you very much Hail Gallaxhar 792 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,040 Watch out! -Wow, look out brainless 793 01:08:35,090 --> 01:08:36,420 Give me that thing 794 01:08:36,470 --> 01:08:40,630 Weapon like this needs to be in the hands of somebody responsable 795 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,700 What? 796 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,810 Hail, Galaxar? 797 01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:49,290 Monsters -(Monsters) 798 01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:50,980 Monsters? 799 01:08:51,610 --> 01:08:55,820 Atention, all aliens Destroy all monsters 800 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,100 You want some of this? 801 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:08,360 You wanna hurt my friend you'll have to go through me 802 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,980 Oh, yeah 803 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,890 Looks like we made it 804 01:09:59,410 --> 01:10:05,260 OMG -Good morning, intruder 805 01:10:05,310 --> 01:10:09,830 You'll never figure out my color code 806 01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:14,640 A hexadecimal colorcode system This won't be but a moment 807 01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:22,060 Red green blue yellow orange baby blue purple pink brown mocca avocado ... 808 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,300 Doc, come on! Dance 809 01:10:31,370 --> 01:10:35,900 Your ?? timed dance moves are no match for my security protocols 810 01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:38,290 We can't hold them off much longer 811 01:10:38,290 --> 01:10:40,700 One thing you don't know about me, my dear 812 01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:46,270 My... Ph.D.... is in... dance 813 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,220 Security protocol breached 814 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,220 Ship has been set to self-destruct 815 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:57,860 Total annihilation in T minus 6 minutes 816 01:10:57,970 --> 01:11:02,310 What? Launch the invasion them -Invasion no longer possible 817 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:08,700 Oh, Space ?? Divert the Quantonium to the bridge and prepare my escape capsule 818 01:11:22,370 --> 01:11:26,360 Look at that. They're all running scared Monsters win 819 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,440 I don't think that's why they're running 820 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:33,850 Ship will self desturct in T minus 5 minutes 821 01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,790 Hail Gallahxar 822 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:39,840 We are not gonna make it 823 01:11:46,690 --> 01:11:48,280 Hang on 824 01:12:04,350 --> 01:12:06,580 That's no use It won't budge 825 01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:09,800 If I was still Ginormica I could do this 826 01:12:09,810 --> 01:12:12,200 Susan Get out of here while you still got the chance 827 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,540 No, don't say that I'm not leaving you guys 828 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:19,870 Yes you are ?? with Monguer He is outside the ship, waiting for you 829 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,190 Go while there's still time 830 01:12:22,270 --> 01:12:26,930 Ship will self destruct in T minus 4 minutes 831 01:12:26,950 --> 01:12:31,660 Don't you worry about us, Susan You finally have the chance to get your old life back 832 01:12:31,690 --> 01:12:34,890 I don't want my old life back 833 01:12:41,330 --> 01:12:45,310 They think they stopped me? They stopped nothing 834 01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:49,610 female carbon based lifeform or "Susan" not contained 835 01:12:57,430 --> 01:13:01,330 Attention robot probes Crash the earthling 836 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,520 Robot bay has been destroyed 837 01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:34,050 Fire phaseoid's cannon 838 01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:58,450 Are you crazy? You could've killed me! 839 01:13:58,460 --> 01:14:00,420 Then we understand each other 840 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:03,650 Now, open the doors and let my friends go 841 01:14:03,690 --> 01:14:05,010 Or what? 842 01:14:05,030 --> 01:14:08,380 You don't actually think you are a match for me, do you? 843 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:14,440 Quantonium has been successfully diverted to bridge 844 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:17,530 Escape capsule ready for transport 845 01:14:17,780 --> 01:14:23,240 Like I told you before you should've defeated me when you had the Quantonium 846 01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:26,060 Have fun exploding 847 01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:52,150 Now, open the doors! 848 01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:54,540 Even if I wanted to I couldn't 849 01:14:54,550 --> 01:14:57,770 That's what happens when you set the ship to self-destruct 850 01:14:57,770 --> 01:14:59,400 Now we're all gonna die 851 01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:01,610 And there's nothing you can do about it 852 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,420 Susan ... 853 01:15:05,070 --> 01:15:07,010 I wouldn't be so sure 854 01:15:07,150 --> 01:15:10,210 And the name is Ginormica 855 01:15:21,790 --> 01:15:25,720 Annihilation in T minus 1 minute 856 01:15:25,790 --> 01:15:29,040 It's been an honor knowing you, Doc -The feeling is mutual, my friend 857 01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:31,680 I'll see you guys tomorrow For lunch 858 01:15:31,730 --> 01:15:35,670 That's right, Bob -There'll be candy, cake, balloons 859 01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:37,610 Cake and balloons for lunch? 860 01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:40,950 It's got to be the best day ever I love you guys 861 01:15:53,910 --> 01:15:55,830 ?? 862 01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:17,750 Total annihilation in T minus 30 seconds 863 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:21,330 Where's Monguer? 864 01:16:21,350 --> 01:16:22,790 He's supposed to be here 865 01:16:22,830 --> 01:16:27,780 He said the only reason he wouldn't be here is if he was dead 866 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,180 Or late 867 01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:38,620 Insect-a-Saur You're alive! 868 01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:41,260 ... and you're a butterfly 869 01:16:45,490 --> 01:16:53,220 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 870 01:16:53,220 --> 01:16:57,500 (3, 2, 1) -Come on, come on 871 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:02,400 Hmm, nothing happened Maybe my count... 872 01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:31,560 Oh, great 873 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:36,620 Oh, boy! 874 01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:38,760 Susie-?? 875 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,320 Daddy! -Oh, Susan 876 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,810 Ever since you were a baby I knew that some day 877 01:17:44,810 --> 01:17:48,870 you would, you know, save the Earth from an invasion from outer space 878 01:17:48,870 --> 01:17:51,760 Thank you but it wasn't just me, mom 879 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,640 Excuse me. Hello Coming through. How are you? 880 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:55,910 Susan! 881 01:17:55,910 --> 01:17:57,250 Derek? 882 01:17:57,250 --> 01:18:00,460 Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us 883 01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:04,760 And I want you to know I forgive you 884 01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,310 You forgive me 885 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:11,680 Of course it wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything and, you know what? 886 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:18,650 I say maybe you didn't ruin everything I just got a call from New York. They offered me network 887 01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:21,660 All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you 888 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:22,830 Really? 889 01:18:22,830 --> 01:18:26,470 Yeah, I get my dream job and you get your dream guy 890 01:18:26,470 --> 01:18:30,080 It's a win-win for team Dietl 891 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:34,570 Derek that's amazing 892 01:18:34,570 --> 01:18:36,150 Is the camera rolling? 893 01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:38,280 Absolutely ... 894 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:42,630 Good, because I wouldn't want your fans out there to miss this 895 01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:44,760 This is Susan Murhpy saying 896 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:48,580 Goood byeee Derek 897 01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:55,620 Bob, could you...? 898 01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:01,560 Derek, you are a selfish jerk And you know what? 899 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:07,380 I've met someone else. She's lime green she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her 900 01:19:07,380 --> 01:19:10,470 and she is everything I deserve in life 901 01:19:10,470 --> 01:19:14,940 I'm happy now, Derek without you. It's over 902 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:19,070 Monsters 903 01:19:19,070 --> 01:19:22,690 I'm so proud of you I could cry if I hadn't lost my tear ?? in the war 904 01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:26,690 But not crying, will have to wait The world needs you again 905 01:19:26,690 --> 01:19:28,030 What is it, General? 906 01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:31,170 Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactorl 907 01:19:31,170 --> 01:19:38,410 As we speak, Scargetua is slowly making its way to Paris 908 01:19:38,590 --> 01:19:41,240 Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris 909 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,030 Now, who's with me? 910 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:46,000 What do you say Butter-Fly-Sauros? 911 01:19:47,150 --> 01:19:48,490 We're in 912 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:50,450 I'm in! -Count me in, too 913 01:19:55,850 --> 01:19:59,820 Aurvoir, sweetie Have a safe flight 914 01:19:59,860 --> 01:20:01,710 Yeah And hang on 915 01:20:13,610 --> 01:20:16,900 Goodbye, Derek Good luck getting over me 916 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:21,900 Ahh, Bob. It's me he's never gonna get over 917 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,580 Wait You were dating Derek too? 918 01:20:24,580 --> 01:20:26,530 That two-timing jerk!