Hey, Jerry
You might want to check this one out Palomar just picked it up
Look like some type of UFO and it's heading this way
How many times do I have to tell you this UFOs don't exist and we are never gonna see...
Wow. It's energy signature is massive
Holy Jesus, what do we do? No one ever told us what to do
the only reason I took this job is 'cos you don't have to do anything
Jerry, Stop it ! We calculate its impact point
Looks like
Modesto, California
Supenova: this is Red Dwarf We actually have one
Code Nimoy, I repeat Code Nimoy
What are you guys doing here? It's 5 o'clock in the morning
Hurry, turn on the TV Turn it on now
...and some early morning fog giving way to sunny skies
75º F
a perfect day to stop by the old folk garden craft show down at the fair grounds
or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy
I love you baby
I love you too
And good morning Modesto...
Channel 172
You look gorgeous, sweetheart
Thanks, mom
Ah, my little girl
¡¡ Daddyi !!
Now I want you to know that even though I'm about to give you away
I'll always be here to take care of you
Don't cry 'cos then you're gonna make me cry and this leaves me a mess
I can't help me oh, I can't
Hello, everyone, attention attention Wedding starts in 30 minutes
My beautiful daughter in law
Hi, mama Dietl -It's like a fairy tale
The weatherman and the weatherman's wife
Oh, romantic -Ah, I know
Just think... this time tomorrow I'm gonna be in Paris
and some day, we won't just be honeymooning there Derek will become an anchor
or a foreign correspondant and we'll travel all over the world
Oh, honey my fingers are crossed
One thumb is shorter than the other It runs in the family
Derek doesn't have that -It skips a generation
Your kids are gonna have it
Wow You look beautiful
So do you... I mean, handsome I mean...
Sorry, I'm just a little frazzled
I just spent way too much time with our parents
Don't worry, ok?
We'll be alone soon Just us
Hmmm... eating cheese and baguettes at the Sun
feeding each other chocolate crepes, hmmm
Is something wrong? -No, it's just that...
There's been a slight change of plans
We are not going to Paris
What?
Why not?
Because we are going somewhere better
Better than París?
Oh, yeah -Where?
¿Tahití? -Nope!
Fresno
Fresno !
Fresno?
In what universe is.. Fresno better than París, Derek?
In the...
I got an audition to become channel 23's new evening anchor universe
I got the call from the general manager He wants me to come inmediately, isn't that great?
Derek
That's ...
amazing
It's amazing. Fresno is like the top 50 markets, isn't it?
Actually it's 55th but we are on our way, babe
Now look about París...
Oh, it's ok...It's fine As long as we are together
Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world
I'm so proud of you
Of us... not just of me
I mean, of course, but we are a team now You are so proud of us
Now get out of here It's bad luck to see me in my dress
Oh, come on ! You know I don't believe in that stuff
I'll be waiting for you at the altar
The handsome news ancho in the tux, alright?
I love you There, I said it
I love you too
¡ Susan !
¿Where could she be?
¡ Susan !
¿Where are you?
Susan ¿Where've you been?
I think I just go hit by a meteroid
Oh, Susan, every bride feels that way on her wedding day
My goodness, look at you. You're all filthy Thank God I have wet wipes
Wow You are ... glowing
Thank you
No, no Susan, you're like, really glowing You're green
Oh, no!
No
What's going on? What's happening here?
You are all shrinking!
Na-ha, you are growing -Well, make it stop
Get me the goverment!
This is impossible
No This can't be happening
Wait, wait, Everybody It's OK
have some champagne whjle we're figuring this out
Thumbs! Thumbs!
Derek help me!
Here comes the bride
Oh, Carl It's her wedding day
¡ Derek ! ¡ Derek !
?? hurts Damm it
?? (open fire)
¿What's been happening to me?
Don't panic, don't worry Whatever you don, don't drop...
Derek !
(Sorry sir)
Who are you people?
What are you doing?
Stop it
Be careful!
Get your hands off me Don't you know who I am?
Please Just leave me alone!
Move it, move it! Let's go, move it!
Derek !
?? Let's get this baby on the bus
Honey, can you hit the snooze?
Baby why you set the alarm?
We are on honeymoon
Hello?
What's going on?
Hello?
??
quiet ?? she can hear us
Hello?
Is there someone in there?
Could you please tell me where I am?
What was that?
Hello
Eeeewwww !
Would you stop
Be careful
Please, Madam Stop...
doing...
that
Whatever mad scientist made you
he really went all out
You can... talk
Hi there!
Argg, my back!
Just kidding I don't have a back
Forgive him, but as you can see he has no brain
Turns out you don't need one
Totally overated As a matter of fact...
I don't even...
I forgot how to breath I forgot how to breath
Help me Dr Cockroach Help!
Suck in Bob
Thanks Doc You are a lifesaver
Wow, look at you I know what you are thinking
First day in prison, you wanna take out the toughest guy in the yard
Well, I'd like to see you try...
Gosh. What?! She is speechless
She?
Yes Bob. We are in the presence of the rare female monster
No way It's a boy
Look at his boobies
We need to have a talk -Gentlemen
I'm afraid we are not making a very good first impression
At least I'm talking. First new monster in years we are gonna get like a wolfman
or mummy, just, you know somebody to play cards with
Might we ask your name, Madam?
Susan
No, no, no We mean like your monster name
Like what do people scream when they see you coming?
you know... like: 'look out' Here comes...
Susan
Really?
Suuuusan
I just scared myself That is scary
Yes! Eat time
That is repulsive
Oh, I love slipper!
Oh please God please tell me this isn't real
Please tell me I just had a nervous breakdown at the wedding and now I'm at a mental hospital and I'm on medication
and it's giving me hallucinations
Don't scare InsectoSaur. He is gonna pee himself and then we all be in trouble
Everyone run at the door?? There's got to be a door here, where is the door?
It's ok, buddy Don't worry about it
Who is a handsome bug? You like it when I rub your tummy?
Please, somebody. I don't belong here Let me out
Hey, hey That is not a good idea
Let me out!
Monsters Get back in your cells
Oh, thank goodness A real person
You are a real person Right?
Not one of those half-person half-machine... you know?
Whatever you call those things?
A Cyborg? -Oh, no!
You are a cyborg?
Madam, I assure you I am not a cyborg
My name is General W.R.Monguer
I'm in charge of this facility Now follow me, it's time for your orientation
In 1950 it was decided that Jane and Joe public can not handle the truth about monsters
and should focus in more important things like paying taxes
So the goverment convinced the world Monsters were stuff of myth & legend
and the locked them away in this here facility
But I'm not a monster
I'm just a regular person
I'm not a danger to anyone or anything
Don't let her get me!
Sorry
How long will I be here? -Indefinitely
Can I contact my parents? -No
Derek? -Negative
Do they know where I am? -No, and they never will
This place is X file
wrapped in a cover-up and deepfried in a paranoid conspiracy
There will be zero contact with the outside world
7, 8, 899
1000 ??
Ah, Susan
You wouldn't happen to have any uranium on you?
Just need a smidge
Rescend Dr. Cockrach toybox privileges inmediately
We just had the prison's phycologist redecorate your cell
Try to keep you all calm ??
But I don't want a poster
I want a real kitty hanging from a real tree
I wanna go home
Oh, come on, ?? please don't cry makes my knees hurt
Don't think of this as a prison
think of it as hotel you'll never leave because it's locked from the outside
Oh, and one other thing
The goverment has changed your name to Ginormica
Begin re-animation sequence
Who dares to wake me?
Quantonium has been located on a distant planet in the omega quadrant
The Omega quadrant?
Lame
The trajectory of the Quantonium meteor has been traced to sector 72-4
A planet locally known as Earth
What a miserable looking mudball
Send a robot probe
Extract the Quantonium with extreme predujice
I want it all
Every last drop
Yes, Gallahxar
Nothing can stand in my way now
Don't rush me, Katie I'm just...not ready
Oh, relax, Cuthbert it's just like dancing
are we?
Katie
I have a gymnastic's meet tomorrow, so maybe I...
Did you ??
Thank goodness It's the police
We weren't doing anything officer
Yeah Nothing at all
??
Why did I even let you talk me into this
Maybe we should get out of here
Maybe we should go check it out
Katie are you nuts?
Wait Don't leave me alone
Ow My ankle
I think it's broken
Katie
This is the worst date ever
Katie I'm freaking
It was first spotted at midnight last night
by a couple in romantic embrace
No one knows what it is or where it came from
All branches of the military were inmediately move on
What is that ?? OK
I have just received word that the president of the US has arrived
and will attempt to make first contact
I must approach it alone
This is all about peaceful communication
Yes, Sirí Mr. President
Perimeter stable Got a vis on Papa Bear, all clear
Commander Do something violent
You heard the president ??
?? down here. Call in air support. Call in air support
Call in... hmmm Call in a full retreat
Full retreat, full retreat All troops
?? Papa Bear is on the move
No, wait
So that's how you wanna play it?
Eat lead alien ??
Evidently they eat lead -Get him on the chopper
I'm brave I'm a brave president
_
...own approved goverment
_
... only have about two weeks left
If that think walks into a populated area there will be a major catastrophe
We need our top scientific minds on this Get India on the phone
if we transport the US to a safer planet...
I say we give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American
Sir thy times like this when I stop and ask myself: what would Oprah do?
?? it all What's the point?
It's a disaster
Stop sir - Don't do it Stop, no!
That button lauches all of our nuclear missiles
Well then, which button gets me a latte?
Ahh... That would be the other one, Sir
What idiot designed this thing?
You did, Sir
Fair enough Wilson, fire somebody
Listen up!
I'm not going to go down in history as the president who was in office
when the world came to an end so somebody think of something and think of it fast
That's a good Capu-ccio
Mr. President
Not only do I have an idea but I have a plan
Now conventional weapons have no effect on this thing
and we all know nukes ain't an option
Sure they are. Press.. -No, no, no the button, wait!
I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President These are dark times
The odds are against us
We need a Hail Mary pass We need raw power, we need...
Monsters
Of course
It's so simple
I... I'm not following you
Over the last 50 years I have captured monsters on the rampage and locked them up in a secret prison facility
So secret that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense
Is he referring to area fifty...
Mr. President, say hello to Insecta-Saur
Miss Ronson please
Nuclear radiation, turned him from a small grub into a 350' tall monster, that attacked Tokyo
Here we have The Missing Link
A 20.000 years old frozen fishman
Who was ?? out by scientists
He escaped, and went on a rampage in his old watering ??
This handsome fellow is Dr.Cockroach Ph.D.
The most brilliant man in the world
He invented a scientific machine that would give humans
the cockroache's ability to survive
Unfortunately there was a side effect
Now, we call this thing BOB
Can we get her out of here?
Thank you
A genetically altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered ranch-flavor dessert topping at a snack food plant
The resulting goo gained consciousness and became an indistructible gelatinous mass
And our latest addition Ginormica
General, continúe
Her entire body radiates with pure energy giving her enormous strength and size
Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot
Don't we already have an Alien problem, General
I don't think we need a monster problem too
You got a better idea nerd?
Ok Stay where you are
General, I propose we go forward with your monsters vs aliens idea, thank you
Go fish
Do...you... have...any...
three's?
Yes, I do. How are you doing this? You are the luckiest guy I know
Luck ain't got nothing to do with it
¿What the ...? Hey
They called me crazy
but I'll show them I'll show them all
Dr, I'd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine
You're right Insecto
You've been letting that quak experiment on you for over a month
I'm not a quak I'm a mad scientist
There's a difference
Guys What choice do I have?
If he can make me normal or even 6'8", I can get out of here
get back to the life I'm supposed to have
I mean, I should be... -Let me guess: Fresno?
Well, Fresno is just a steppin'stone
Next stop: Milwaukee, and then New York and then someday hopefully
Yeah, we know: Paris
Throw the switch, Dr. But don't do the laugh
Now, you'll feel a slight pinch in the brain
Sorry
Susan! Yuuhuu!
am I small again?
I'm afraid not my dear
In fact
You may actually have grown a couple of feet
It's ok, Doc We'll try again tomorrow
You really don't get it Do you?
No monster has ever gotten out of here
That's not true The invisible man did
No he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset
He died of a heart attack 25 years ago
Nooo !
Yeah
In that very chair
he still there?
you see what I'm saying? Nobody is leaving, nobody is ever getting out
Good news, monsters You are getting out
Until today
So let me get this straigh Monguer
You want us to fight an alien robot
And in exchange, the president of the US has authorized me to grant you your freedom
Ah! I can't believe it!
Soon I'll be back in Derek's arms Or him in mine
I can't wait for Spring Break back at Cocoa Beach just...
freaking everybody out
And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments
No, no That's me, Bob
Then I'll be a... really giant lady
That's Susan, Bob
Fine, then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek
ya.. still Susan, Bob
I think I at least deserve a chance to be with Derek
All right Let's go
Everybody move in an orderly fashion This is an emergency
We are evacuating the city Exact change is appreciated but not necessary
Let's move out!
This is San Francisco ! This ins't far from my home
Feel the wind on your antennas Isn't this wonderful?
I haven't been outside in 50 years It's amazing out here
It's a little hotter than I remember Has the Earth gotten warmer?
That'd be great to know that it'd be a very convinient truth
Now, that'a a robot!
It's huge
Try not to damage it too much, Monsters I may want to bring it back to the farm
No, no, wait You didn't say anything about it being huge
Wait No, don't leave
I think he sees us
Hello, hey! How are you doing?
Welcome We are here to destroy you
I can't fight that thing I can't even...
I... I'm hyperventilating
Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
Relax
Old link has this under control -Hide in the city, Susan, you'll be safe there
but stay away from the Tenderloin It's a little shady??
Finally, some action I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can into a
really dented oversize tin can
OK Does anybody have a 20 on Insect-a-Saur's
Wow, would you look at the size of that?
??
I got it, you guys I got...
Don't worry, I won't let go I'm wearing it down...
?? he's slowing down
Get to the city, Link I'll catch up with you as soon as I can
Or maybe... You'll have to catch up with me
No! No!
OK, ok I got this
Yeap That hurt
Get in I have a plan
Hot dogs!
All right, Link. I'm going to pull up alongside it You get up in there, get into its central processing unit and...
Hey, guys Catch me!
Let's go, let's go keep it moving
Hey, no honking
Excuse me moving out
on your right... no control
Oh, no
OK It's gonna be OK
Look, I have to get you out of thereí Hold on a second
You have to get off the bridge before ...
Help!
No, no, no !
Get away from me!
Coming through ?? watch it
Hey, furrball Where've you been?
Yeah, I know I'm just a little out of shape
Excuse me, he is trying to kill me Why is he doing that, why...?
Wow¡
Wow! You are doing great!
I'm doing everything!
Not for long. Come on, you guys Let's take this thing down
A deflector shield Tipical
You can't crush a cockroach
Right, right, right Here we go
Insect-a-Saur
¡ BOB ! -What?
Help me!
Sorry, I was just staring at this bird over there
We have to get these people off the bridge
Got it
No Bob Move the conveyors
Oh, yes, you're right My bad
Go, go go, go
Link!
Oh, I don't feel good
Ok, Susan You can do that
All right Let's take this thing down
Retreival has failed
Don't get upset It happens to everyone
That lower life form Think she can steal my Quantonium?
Send another probe at once
Quantonium can not be retrieved via robot
Carbon-based life form, locally known as Susan is now too strong
Oh, you think because you are all big and strong...
..and you can destroy my robot probe that you're gonna send me running and hiding?
My days of running and hiding are over
Computer; set the course to Earth I will retrieve the Quantonium myself
Even if I need to rip it out of her body one cell at a time
Be careful It's hot
3 weeks ago, if you would've asked me to defeat a giant alien robot, I would've said: no can't do
but I did it! Me! I'm so buzzing I mean, did you see how strong I was?
There probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open
You were possitively heroic my Dear
I specially loved how you saved all those people on the bridge
it was a nice touch Wasn't she amazing, Link?
Yeah, she was great. Really cool Loved it
Poor Link. After all that tough talk you were ?? by a girl
Con razón estás deprimido
Hey, I'm not depressed I'm tired
Why are you tired? You didn't do anything
Well, I haven't been sleeping well, alright? I get sleepne-apness
Apne.., apnea... Whatever It's not fun
So Link is a little rusty I mean, sleep deprived
You'll be back to your old self in no time And so will I
What happened to that "There isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff?
Wait. Did you find a jar you can't open? What was in it? Was it pickles in it? Where's the gigant jar of pickles?
What my associate is trying to say is that we all think the new Susan is the cat's me-wow
Lo siento
Thanks you guys That is so sweet
But I have a normal life waiting for me You know?
So tell me exactly how this normal life thing works with you being giant and all
I'm not gonna be a giant forever
Derek won't rest until we find a cure for my...
condition We're a team
We can all do with a Derek Perhaps some day we can make his acquaintance
Really?
You guys wanna meet Derek?
First stop: Modesto
Ginormica, I called your family to let them know you coming home
Now I also called the Modesto PD told them not to shoot at you
Thanks General
Ok, remember These people aren't used to seeing anything like...
You. Or you... Or you...
So just be... you know, cool Just be, you know? Follow my lead
Stop. That was an accident! Don't destroy anything
Susan?
Susie ??
Mom? Daddy?
Did they experiment on you?
No, mom I'm fine
xxxx
It's ok They are with me
These are my new friends
Oh, Derek I missed you so much
?? thought we'd be together again
just ¿¿?? hope through prison. I love you I love this man
No, BOB That's my mother
You're sofocating her !
Honey Are you alright?
I taste ham
Sorry, mom He is just a hugger
Where's Derek?
He is at work, swetie
You know how he is about his career
Well, we are not gonna celebrate without him
Susan, what do I do with all your little friends?
Just put out some snacks They'll eat anything
Oh, ambrosia!
How're you all?
¿¿?? friends
Way to ?? Insecto
Who wants to go for a swim with The Link?
Hi, I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate
Or you can call me BOB Whichever is easier
Do I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty
?? I've been in prison my whole life Why I mentioned prison?
Oh, I didn't mean to scare you I'm just gonna go
Ah, I feel so stupid
Everyone just stay calm Whatever you do, do not provoke them
Anyone cares for atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a ...
Kick
Clorine, clorine Clorine in my eyes
??!
Everyone Run for your lives!
What are they running away from?
...that's hilarious, Jim
That's exactly the kind down home country humor I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno
This is Derek Dietl signing off for the very last time
Good night... Modesto!
Channel 172
And... Cut!
___
Did you like that sign off? Just made it up
Oh, my goodness!
wait, wait, wa...it!
Oh, Derek!
You wouldn't believe my last 3 weeks Just wouldn't believe it
Thinking about you was the only thing that kept me sane
...Can't breath!
Oh, my gosh Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry
Oh my god Is that better?
OK OK
I'm just still kind of getting used to my new strength
Wow, you really are big
Yeah, but I'm still me I'm still the same girl you fell in love with
Except you did just destroyed the Golden Gate bridge
Well, that was the only way I was gonna stop that giant robot
Did you ever think I could do something like that? -No, I didn't
I can honestly say that it never ever, ever, ever ever, ever ever occurred to me
I know this is a little weird... Ok, it's a lot weird But we'll figure it out
I know that togethe we can find a way to get me back to normal
Susan, try to look at this from my perspective
I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heartwarming fluff pieces
So you expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing that happened to you?
That I had absolutely nothing to do with?
Yes
That's exactly what I expect
What about the life we always talked about? Don't you still want that?
Of course I just, don't see...
don't see how I can have that with your
Derek Please...
Don't do this
You have to face facts Susan
And don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life on someone else's shadow
and you're casting a pretty big shadow
Lo siento
It's over
Good luck Susan
Leaving Modesto
Wow, what a shindig!
Your parents really know how to throw it down
That was a.. great party. One of the best I've been to, since I got out of prison
I must have been at a different party 'cos that's not how I interpreted it at all
I don't think your parents liked me and I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number
Well, at least the garbage was free and...
Who are we kidding?
We could save every city in the planet and they'd still treat us the same way they've always treated us
Like monsters
Right, monsters
Anyway, how... How is Derek?
Derek... is a selfish jerk
No! -Yes!
All that talk about "us"
I'm so proud of "us" "Us just got a job in Fresno
It was no "us" It was only Derek
Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that?
Idiot!
Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great anyway
I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him
Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him
And that was amazing
Meeting you guys Amazing
Dr. Cockroach You can crawl up walls and...
build a supercomputer out of a pizza box two cans of hair spray and..
And a paper clip
Amazing!
And you, you hardly need an introduction You are the Missing Link!
You personally carried 250 coeds off Cocoa Beach and still have the strength to fight the national guard
And the Coast Guard and also the Life Guards
Amazing
Bob, who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch?
Link?
You!
Amazing!
Point Insecto Susan, don't shortchange yourself
Oh, I'm not gonna shortchange myself ever again
??
Susan!
Way to go Insecto!
Insecto look out!
Insect-a-Saur Nooo!
_
It's gonna be alright Look at me
Don't you close those eyes
Don't you dare close those eyes
You can't ...
Mom?
You must be terrified
You wake up in a strange place wearing strange clothes
Imprisioned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering device
Strange Isn't it?
Hardly
It's not the first time
Wow You really get around
To the extraction chamber
Look what do you want from me?
You have stolen what is rightfully mine
I didn't steal anything from you?
Your enormous grotesque body contains Quantonium The most powerful substance in the universe
Did you really think you could keep it from me?
That's what this is all about? You destroyed San Francisco You terrified millions of people...
You killed my friend just to get to me?
Silence
Your voice is grinding in my ear nobs
It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do
in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it
I know how to use it Just...
Don't bother That force field is impenetrable...
What the flagnog!
Ha! That should stop your puny...
Computer Close door hangar 2
Close door hangar 3
?? close 4
Close them all!
Computer Begin extraction
Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet
Any thoughts on where I should set up shop?
Your planet, perhaps? -You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet
If you wanted to stop me you should've done it when you possessed the Quantonium
Now you are nothing
There's innocent people down there who didn't do anything
There were innocent people on my home planet before it was destroyed
Look I'm soory your planet was destroyed
Oh, don't be I'm the one who destroyed it
Confused?
After I reveal my tale to you everything will become crystal clear
Computer Initialize cloning machine
Yes Gallahxar
Many centons ago when I was but a squid
I found out my parents were...
No child should ever have to endure that
So I went on the road with a giant...
And soon thereafter was married
Things were going well until she wanted to...
and then I was all: "no way" and she was all: "yes way" and I was like...
But I told you too much already
Let the birth of my new planet now called
Gallahxar's Planet begin!
Once again, an UFO has landed in America
The only country UFOs ever seem to land in
..excuse me...what's that, ?? okey-dokey
We now take you live to a transmission from the alien's spacecraft
Humans of Earth
I have come in peace You need not fear me
I mean you no harm
However, it's important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours
though those of you who do survive will be slaved and experimented on
You shouldn't take any of this personally it's just business
So, just to recap:
I come in peace,I mean you no harm and you all will die - Gallahxar's out
Ok, boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cos I need to change my pants
What are we gonna do now Doc?
I don't know
I'll tell you what we are gonna do
We are not gonna let Insecto die in vain
We are gonna get up there, find Susan and we're gonna take that alien down
Alright gentlemen. You got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there but not enough to make it home
I'll come get ya if I can aif I don't, it means I'm death
or late
I've been your guardian por close to 50 years
But that's no longer the case
For what it's worth
That's rude What did we do?
No, Bob, that's not rude That's a sign of respect
General, it's targeting us -That's the idea, Lieutenant. Hold your course
Steady, steady
Hard right, hard right Hard right!
I can't shake it I can't shake it
Hang on to your socks We are going for a ride
That's why I always wear a parachute, Lieutenant
You can let go of me now Lieutenant
Who are you signaling? We are over here -Hey, zip it
You -Hail, Gallahxar
No, no, not all of you You, there
How do I do this?
Three back. No, no, no That guy, next to you
The one I'm pointing at
You the one ....you clon Yes, good
Take the prisoner to the incinerator
She is useless to us now
Hail, Gallahxar Hail me
Wow Ginormica isn't so...
ginormic any more
How are we supposed to get to her? There's too many of them
It's impossible
I may not have a brain, gentlemen But I have an idea
This is not gonna work
Halt!
I
Gallahxar, command you to hand over the prisoner this instant
Clearly you are defective beyond repair
Guards, take this defective clon to the incinerator
Well, what are you waiting for? You and you!
What, seriously?
Take the prisoner and the defective clon to the incinerator
Ah, of course Sir
and here's the security pass just in case
Would you like a gun? -Yes I would
Hey, guys Look
I can't believe you guys came to save me. Thank you
Don't mention it We monsters got to stick together
But I'm not a monster anymore I'm just... me
My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be...
nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform
Hail, Gallahxar
These disguises are the bomb!
That's it Follow me
The only way to save the...(Hail Gallaxhar) -Hail Gallahxar
The only way to save...(Hail Gallaxhar) -Hail Gallahxar
The only way to save the earth, is to blow up this ship before the invasion (Hail Gallaxhar) Hail Gallahxar before the invasion starts
So, how are we gonna do this? -We need to find the main power core
Excuse me, could you direct usr to the main power core?
Gladly, it's right there above the extraction chamber
Thank you very much Hail Gallaxhar
Watch out! -Wow, look out brainless
Give me that thing
Weapon like this needs to be in the hands of somebody responsable
What?
Hail, Galaxar?
Monsters -(Monsters)
Monsters?
Atention, all aliens Destroy all monsters
You want some of this?
You wanna hurt my friend you'll have to go through me
Oh, yeah
Looks like we made it
OMG -Good morning, intruder
You'll never figure out my color code
A hexadecimal colorcode system This won't be but a moment
Red green blue yellow orange baby blue purple pink brown mocca avocado ...
Doc, come on! Dance
Your ?? timed dance moves are no match for my security protocols
We can't hold them off much longer
One thing you don't know about me, my dear
My... Ph.D.... is in... dance
Security protocol breached
Ship has been set to self-destruct
Total annihilation in T minus 6 minutes
What? Launch the invasion them -Invasion no longer possible
Oh, Space ?? Divert the Quantonium to the bridge and prepare my escape capsule
Look at that. They're all running scared Monsters win
I don't think that's why they're running
Ship will self desturct in T minus 5 minutes
Hail Gallahxar
We are not gonna make it
Hang on
That's no use It won't budge
If I was still Ginormica I could do this
Susan Get out of here while you still got the chance
No, don't say that I'm not leaving you guys
Yes you are ?? with Monguer He is outside the ship, waiting for you
Go while there's still time
Ship will self destruct in T minus 4 minutes
Don't you worry about us, Susan You finally have the chance to get your old life back
I don't want my old life back
They think they stopped me? They stopped nothing
female carbon based lifeform or "Susan" not contained
Attention robot probes Crash the earthling
Robot bay has been destroyed
Fire phaseoid's cannon
Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Then we understand each other
Now, open the doors and let my friends go
Or what?
You don't actually think you are a match for me, do you?
Quantonium has been successfully diverted to bridge
Escape capsule ready for transport
Like I told you before you should've defeated me when you had the Quantonium
Have fun exploding
Now, open the doors!
Even if I wanted to I couldn't
That's what happens when you set the ship to self-destruct
Now we're all gonna die
And there's nothing you can do about it
Susan ...
I wouldn't be so sure
And the name is Ginormica
Annihilation in T minus 1 minute
It's been an honor knowing you, Doc -The feeling is mutual, my friend
I'll see you guys tomorrow For lunch
That's right, Bob -There'll be candy, cake, balloons
Cake and balloons for lunch?
It's got to be the best day ever I love you guys
??
Total annihilation in T minus 30 seconds
Where's Monguer?
He's supposed to be here
He said the only reason he wouldn't be here is if he was dead
Or late
Insect-a-Saur You're alive!
... and you're a butterfly
8, 7, 6, 5, 4
(3, 2, 1) -Come on, come on
Hmm, nothing happened Maybe my count...
Oh, great
Oh, boy!
Susie-??
Daddy! -Oh, Susan
Ever since you were a baby I knew that some day
you would, you know, save the Earth from an invasion from outer space
Thank you but it wasn't just me, mom
Excuse me. Hello Coming through. How are you?
Susan!
Derek?
Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us
And I want you to know I forgive you
You forgive me
Of course it wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything and, you know what?
I say maybe you didn't ruin everything I just got a call from New York. They offered me network
All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you
Really?
Yeah, I get my dream job and you get your dream guy
It's a win-win for team Dietl
Derek that's amazing
Is the camera rolling?
Absolutely ...
Good, because I wouldn't want your fans out there to miss this
This is Susan Murhpy saying
Goood byeee Derek
Bob, could you...?
Derek, you are a selfish jerk And you know what?
I've met someone else. She's lime green she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her
and she is everything I deserve in life
I'm happy now, Derek without you. It's over
Monsters
I'm so proud of you I could cry if I hadn't lost my tear ?? in the war
But not crying, will have to wait The world needs you again
What is it, General?
Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactorl
As we speak, Scargetua is slowly making its way to Paris
Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris
Now, who's with me?
What do you say Butter-Fly-Sauros?
We're in
I'm in! -Count me in, too
Aurvoir, sweetie Have a safe flight
Yeah And hang on
Goodbye, Derek Good luck getting over me
Ahh, Bob. It's me he's never gonna get over
Wait You were dating Derek too?
That two-timing jerk!