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( 'I DROVE ALL NIGHT'
BY ROY ORBISON PLAYS )

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SONG: ♪ I had to escape

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♪ The city was sticky and cruel

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♪ Maybe I should have called you first

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♪ But I was dying to get to you

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♪ I was dreaming while I drove

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♪ The long straight road ahead

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♪ Uh-huh, yeah

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♪ Could taste your sweet kisses

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♪ Your arms open wide

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♪ This fever for you
was just burning me up inside

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♪ I drove all night

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♪ To get to you

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♪ Is that alright?

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♪ I drove all night

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♪ Crept in your room

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♪ Woke you from your sleep

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♪ To make love to you

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♪ Is that alright?

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♪ I drove all night

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♪ What in this world
keeps us from falling apart?

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♪ No matter where I go

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♪ I hear the beating of our one heart

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♪ I think about you
when the night is cold and dark

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♪ Uh-huh, yeah

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♪ No-one can move me
the way that you do

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♪ Nothing erases
this feeling between me and you

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♪ Oh

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♪ I drove all night

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♪ To get to you... ♪

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MAN: OK, OK. How about this
for chapter four?

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Now I know you're going to think
this is a bit cliché,

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but why don't we have our Spitfire pilot

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meet up with his English rose

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the night before he gets shot down
over occupied France?

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(Dog whines) Well, jeez.

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Don't sit there shaking your head.

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Alright. Let's have them
sleep together.

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(Dog whines)

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What?
(Barks quietly)

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Oh, don't worry.
I'll have them parachute out.

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(Scans radio stations )

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Oh, come on.

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Sorry, mate. No Sinatra.

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(Roy Orbison sings ) ♪ Over you

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♪ Crying... ♪
Beauty.

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The Big O.

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(Sings ) ♪ And you...
♪ And you

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♪ Took so long... ♪
Yeah.

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♪ Left me standing
all alone... ♪

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Don't worry, we'll be home soon, Lance.

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Oh, no!

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(Dog whines)

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(Whines)

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Oh.

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Mad bugger!

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Lance, you alright?
(Whines)

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( TRUCK HORN HONKS )

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You're always asking for trouble.

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What?

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I said you're always asking for trouble.

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Hey, Suze.
Let me show you some shots.

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Oh, God. If Artie thought
I was over here playing pool...

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Hey, you work for me, not Artie.

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Come on.

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Ruby!
(Taunts ) Ooh.

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Tushy tushy.

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(Laughs ) No, you don't!

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Come here!
(Screams )

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Oh, Jack.
(Screams )

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You ruined my bloody paint job!

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Oh, give it a break, you two!

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(Laughs)

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Right!
(Screams )

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Right, gotcha!
Ow. A truce.

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A truce.

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No more fertiliser, I promise.

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You and that plane of yours.

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You do one more and I swear I'll...

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What?
Put sugar in your fuel tank.

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I'd crash.
Yeah?

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Flying around there like a mad bugger.

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You're just like your old man.

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He would've used cow shit.

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Oh!
Eh!

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Ah!
Ah!

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Put me down!

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Jack, I swear I'm going to kill you.

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Don't you dare!

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Arggh!

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No.

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You going to do it again?
No.

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Don't.
OK.

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You bloody child!

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Jesus.
Now we have a truce, kiddo.

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Whoa!
Don't call me kiddo!

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(Laughs)

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You wait till Hamish hears about this.

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And don't bloody think
you're invited to my wedding.

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When's that going to be?
Oh.

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Anyway, I've got to be there, Rube.
I'm the best man.

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You two have scrubbed up a treat.

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Where are you off to?
Pre-wedding party?

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Very funny.

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Everybody's ready for this event
except you two.

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We'll do it when we've got the dough.

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Isn't that right, Hamish?

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You don't need loads of dough
to get married, love.

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She knows that.
( PHONE RINGS )

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No, if Ruby wants the whole catastrophe,

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then that's what she's going to get.

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MAN: Hello.

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That's very romantic, Hamish.
Yeah, well, that's me.

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Hamish. It's for you. Again.

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He's got a point, love.
What?

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About spending heaps of money.

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If it doesn't happen soon,

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I'll be too old to be the matron of honour.

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Oh, bullshit.
Hey, Suze!

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Stop bloody yapping and fill glasses.

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Don't worry.
He only does it in public.

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I'd walk out on the bugger.

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G'day, stranger.

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What are you doing here?

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Mmm.

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Oh, does it still work?

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It's hard to tell with your music, kiddo.

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Here you go.
Thanks, Suze.

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Cheers.

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Hey, Jack.

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( 'I REMEMBER YOU'
BY FRANK IFIELD PLAYS )

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SONG: ♪ I remember you-ooh

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♪ You're the one
who made my dreams come true

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♪ A few kisses ago... ♪
Oh, my God.

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♪ I remember you-ooh

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♪ You're the one who said I love you too

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♪ Yes, I do
Didn't you know... ♪

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Morning.
Morning. Can I help you, miss?

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I'm looking for Miss Ruby Vale.
(Wolf whistles )

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He's harmless.

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What can I get you?
An iced tea, thanks.

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MAN: Excuse me, girlie.

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Did you park your car out the back?

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Oh, Joe.

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Will you leave her alone?

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Thanks.

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Milk and sugar's on the counter.

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Could you tell me where I'd find a Miss...

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Hey, there! Eh!

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What?

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Where's me egg?
Oh, Pete. Put your teeth in.

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Oh.

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Where's me eggs?

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I'm not your missus, OK?
They'll be ready when I say so.

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(Farts ) Isn't she great?
Yeah.

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Excuse me, girlie.

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Um, I really...
Excuse me.

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Look, I really just want
to find a Miss Ruby Vale.

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Oh, you want Ruby.

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Rube, there's someone here to see you.

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Now what can I do for you?

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( TRUCK HORN HONKS )

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( TRUCK HORN HONKS )

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Arggh!

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( CRASH! )

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You know, um... Girlie, where
did you say you parked your car?

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MAN: You didn't miss it, Jack.

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Is it yours?

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What if I'd been in it?

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You'd be dead.

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(Laughs ) Someone call the police.

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Police!
Very funny.

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Well, actually, girlie, I'm the police.

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Where's your uniform?

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I'm off duty.

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Well, thank God you're here.

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Charge this idiot with negligent driving.

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I'm sorry about your car.

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What am I going to tell the rental company?

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Well, you can tell them
that you parked in Jack's spot.

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Anyway.
What's your name, girlie?

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Uh-uh.
You're going to deal with him.

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Ruby. Ziggy Keane.

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I'd love to have a chat with you inside.

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OK.

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Rube, Rube.

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Jack, you don't think
I've finally won the lottery?

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No.
This is what they do.

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They drive around Australia

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handing out cheques
the size of witchy warts.

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Rube, Rube.

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She'd be more friendly
if she was handing out money.

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Rube!
What?! What's the matter?

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She's not a lottery girl.

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How do you know?
She's a publisher from Sydney.

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A what?

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A publisher. Ah, God, you know.
Books and stuff.

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Well, what does she want me for?

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She doesn't.

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You heard her.
She said Ruby Vale.

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For fuck's sake, listen to me.
She wants me.

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I've written a book.

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What kind of book?
A novel.

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Anyway, anyway.

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It's got your name on it.

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A book with me in it?

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No, a book with your name on it.
On the cover.

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Like I wrote it?

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit.

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Shit!
Shh.

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Jack!
Rube.

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Why didn't you put your name on it?

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(Laughs)

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It's a, ah... It's a...

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A romance novel.

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Oh.

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Right, see?

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(Laughs)

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I'm going to get laughed out of town here.

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How could you write anything romantic?

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Rube, you've got to help me out here.

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No. Go in there
and tell her yourself.

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Rube, I did...
Go and tell her.

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I didn't know they'd buy it.

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I reckon she only wants
something else signed.

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Have you been forging my name?

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Once.
When?

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On the contract.
Oh, Jack!

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Don't complicate this.

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Bugger off.
Hey, Rube.

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Bugger off.
Rube.

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That's Ruby and her dad.
He taught her how to fly.

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Ah, excuse me, miss.

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Sweetie.
Oh, Rube.

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Flying must run in the family

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because your romance book
is about to fly through the roof.

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With the money you'll make,

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you won't slave over a hamburger grill.

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I don't believe it.

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It's a bestseller.

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Look, I realise your advance wasn't huge,

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but the reaction has been so positive

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we'll need you in Sydney for publicity.

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Publicity?

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We'll do cover signings, TV.

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You'll look sensational on TV.

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Oh...
TV.

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I can't go on TV.

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We'll fly you first class.
First class.

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All you've got to do is be yourself
and answer questions.

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Oh, look.
I don't know about this.

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We're only talking
a couple of days at the most.

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I've got a wedding planned.

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Whose?
Mine.

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When?
Soon.

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Is this the man you're...?
No, are you kidding?

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So why don't you and Hamish
get hitched in Sydney?

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Brilliant!
Jack, I don't think so.

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Alright, then.

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Why don't you let us contribute
by engaging a professional?

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Ruby, that'd be lovely.

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A professional what?
Well, they do everything.

264
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They do the flowers and the food.

265
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,399
Could we have a big tent?
A marquee.

266
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,879
Suze.

267
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,879
It's what you wanted.

268
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,199
Sorry I spoke.
I'll be in the pub.

269
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,359
Sweetie, we have a serious
window of opportunity here.

270
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,199
Oh. Where's your phone?

271
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,270
Ah, phone's just outside.

272
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,559
Jack.
Ruby.

273
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,599
I'll throw in and help pay
for your wedding. Alright?

274
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,599
Ruby Vale.
$3,000?

275
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,079
That's the book advance.

276
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,279
You get that and a cut on the next book.

277
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,359
Next book? (Laughs )

278
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,796
Rube, shh. A cut of the profits
and your wedding paid for.

279
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,959
What sort of cut?
80/20.

280
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,399
Oh, 50/50.
60/40.

281
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,879
Oh...
Rube.

282
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,879
This is a great opportunity.
For who?

283
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,359
For both of us. I get my book sold,
you get a trip to Sydney.

284
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,199
I mean, all expenses paid,
nice hotel. Come on.

285
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,679
Once you get married,

286
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,679
you're going to be stuck over the border.

287
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,599
You know what Hamish is like.

288
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,159
Oh, look.
What do I know about writing?

289
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,399
You know, I read flying manuals.

290
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,519
Rube, this is a trashy romance novel.

291
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,479
You said it was romantic.

292
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,999
Yeah, whatever. Anyway, blokes
aren't meant to write them.

293
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,959
Look, I'll talk to Hamish about it.

294
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,039
You can't do that.
Rube, what if he tells somebody?

295
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,559
Hey, Hamish and I don't have secrets.

296
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,079
Surprise him.

297
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,879
(Sighs) Oh, yeah. Why would
he believe I've written a book?

298
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,439
'Cause you're smart, Rube.

299
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,679
Come on.

300
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,752
I promise not to ask
anything else of you, ever.

301
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,159
OK.

302
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,279
You promise?

303
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,192
(Mouths ) Cross your heart.

304
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,719
Uh, it's on the other side, Jack.

305
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,719
At least that's where my heart is.

306
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,719
Any contribution will impress them, Errol.

307
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,075
They're basically
beer and finger food people.

308
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,553
Yeah. OK.

309
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,439
Don't you say goodbye
to each other in the city?

310
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,351
Goodbye.

311
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,835
I need a lift back to town.
I've got a flight at 4:00.

312
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,152
Yeah, I'll take you, miss.

313
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,759
OK. I'll just get my things.

314
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,479
Yep. First thing tomorrow.

315
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,631
Anyway, as I was saying,
this sheila, she said to me...

316
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,079
It's funny, you know.

317
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,519
I never thought I could...
you know.

318
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,999
What?

319
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,309
Be a writer.

320
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,591
There's a book in everyone, Ruby.

321
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,199
Jeez, Suze! How many times
have you got to be told?

322
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,799
You silly woman.

323
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,559
We always get four cases.

324
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,519
Suze. I've got a guest for you.

325
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,199
Oh, hello.

326
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,839
Oh!

327
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,679
Bloody hell.
Oh!

328
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,679
Well, what are you looking at?

329
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,113
Ruby!
Oh.

330
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,279
Come on, Artie. Come on,
you like humiliating women.

331
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,119
Come on, try me!
Ruby, no.

332
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,599
You...
Come on.

333
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,795
Take a shot.
Take a shot, you mongrel!

334
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,354
Excuse me. Do any
of your rooms have a bath?

335
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,319
You little bitch.

336
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,753
You wimp!

337
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,439
You OK, Ruby?

338
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,919
Yep.

339
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,679
So, um, I'll get you settled in, eh?

340
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,400
A great opportunity this afternoon.

341
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,400
Mr Reece has bred these sheep for 50 years.

342
00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,359
We're sad to see them go.

343
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,839
Great sheep.

344
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,439
Represents great value.

345
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,959
Go into lots of different areas.
Could do a great job.

346
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,039
$ 28 to start me?
A bidder at $ 28, surely.

347
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,039
$ 28 to go, surely.
Starting at $ 28. Surely $ 25.

348
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,039
Hamish. I've got to talk to you.

349
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,759
Not now, Ruby, I'm busy.

350
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,039
The sheep must be sold.
He's bred these sheep for 50 years.

351
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,639
Hey.
What?

352
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,039
What would you say if I'd written a book?

353
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,879
Well, that'd be good.

354
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,439
Come on, $ 25, surely.

355
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:17,319
$ 25 to go. Start me off at $ 25.
Start me off at your price.

356
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,319
Start me off at your price.
MAN: $ 20!

357
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,799
$ 20, $ 20 bid now.

358
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,279
Bid $ 20, bid $ 20...

359
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,200
They're looking pretty good, Mr Reece.

360
00:17:24,201 --> 00:17:25,679
Who?

361
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,279
The sheep. They look good.

362
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,559
I'm bid $ 20, bid $ 20 now.
I'm bid $ 20.

363
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,319
Whoa!
I'm bid $ 22.

364
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,519
$ 22, thank you.
I'll be $ 22 bid now.

365
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,239
$ 22, I'm bid $ 22.
Whoa!

366
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,439
I'm bid $ 23. $ 23 the bid now.

367
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,879
I'm bid $ 24.
Whoa!

368
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,639
$ 24 bidder. $ 24 bid now.

369
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,999
I'm bid $ 24. $ 24 bidder.
I'm bid $ 24 now.

370
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,159
Whoa!
$ 25. The bids are in front.

371
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,879
Bid's up the left hand side.

372
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,759
$ 25 bidder. $ 25, $ 25. $ 25.

373
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,239
Stopping at $ 25 - sold.

374
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,919
That's illegal, you know.

375
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,512
What, swatting flies?

376
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,079
Guess what!
What?

377
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,159
I've got this book.
What, about flying?

378
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,599
No, um, but it'll pay for our wedding.

379
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,119
The wedding? The book?

380
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,076
Hamish. We need you up here.

381
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,119
Is this a joke?

382
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,639
It's all sorted out.

383
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,199
I've just got to go
to Sydney for a few days.

384
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,919
The wedding's paid for?
Yep.

385
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,919
Everything you wanted?

386
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,956
Hamish. Come on, mate.

387
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,757
So we're getting married?

388
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,239
You getting hitched?

389
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,673
Yep.

390
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,319
( 'MAIRI'S WEDDING'
BAGPIPE MARCH PLAYS )

391
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,119
( THUNDER ROLLS )

392
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,079
(Men cheer and shout)

393
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,469
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!

394
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,799
ALL: One, two, three!

395
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,999
(All cheer)

396
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,434
Come on, Hamish!

397
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,273
Watch my light fittings.

398
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,239
Hey, Hamish.
Scull that, scull that.

399
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,199
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
WOMAN: Hamish.

400
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,839
Hamish! Eh!
Oh.

401
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,479
Hamish, straight ahead.

402
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,119
Is that you, Jack?

403
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,240
Straight ahead. Come on.
Keep going, that's good.

404
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:26,912
Keep coming!

405
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,520
( WATER DRIPS ) Oh, bugger.

406
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,439
I hope we don't get an offer on this place

407
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,039
during a rainstorm.

408
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,399
It's funny you should say that.

409
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,439
Why? Do you know someone?

410
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,158
You're looking straight at her.

411
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,039
Oh, Suze.

412
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,559
I'm dead serious.

413
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,159
I want to buy it, Rube.

414
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,479
What about Artie?

415
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,079
I've got a bit stashed away.

416
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:01,239
Not enough.
Just need a little more time.

417
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,119
He doesn't know about this, does he?

418
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,119
He'll come round.

419
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,319
Ah!
(All shout) Hamish! Hamish!

420
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,799
Hamish! Hamish!

421
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,359
Go left!
Come on.

422
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,279
Turn around to your left!
Straight on!

423
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,519
Hamish, to your right!
Whoa!

424
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,159
Oh! Arggh.

425
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,355
Oh, shit.

426
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,919
I didn't get laid, Jacko.

427
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,439
You're here for our enjoyment, not yours.

428
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,079
Enjoyment?

429
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,999
Christ.

430
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,159
I'm going to be a married man.

431
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,752
(Laughs quietly)

432
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,351
Half your luck, mate.

433
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,559
I'm buggered if I know when Ruby
had time to write that book.

434
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,039
Mmm.

435
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,199
Maybe I should read it.
Nah.

436
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,272
Ah, it's girlish schmalzy crap, mate.

437
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,999
Have you read it?

438
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,959
No. God, no.

439
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,559
It's... Seen them
in supermarkets.

440
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,039
Oh.

441
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,719
Yeah. Yeah, girls hanging off
gay, fine-looking blokes.

442
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,358
Yeah, that's them.

443
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,952
Wankers.

444
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,559
Hey, maybe I'm in it.

445
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,319
Nah.

446
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,319
Brave-Hamish-heart.

447
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,197
(Both laugh)

448
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,239
It might be a bit of an earner.
You never know.

449
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,117
Well, I need a new Landcruiser.

450
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,559
Ah.

451
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,999
Are you still giving Ruby a lift to Sydney?

452
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,275
Absolutely.
I'm going there anyway.

453
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,559
Thanks, mate.
No worries.

454
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,359
No. I really appreciate it.

455
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,191
Yeah. Alright.

456
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,079
Mmm. Might get you
to look after Lance.

457
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,513
Yeah.

458
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,797
Hey.

459
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,999
How does a bloke really know if he's...

460
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,433
What?

461
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,079
...ringing the bells?

462
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,159
Ah, come on, Hamish.

463
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,639
(Sighs)

464
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,639
I've been with lots of girls, but...

465
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,319
What are you talking about?

466
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,197
Orgasm.
What?

467
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,029
They fake it, don't they?
No.

468
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,159
It's not what I've heard.

469
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,319
Hamish, it's all to do with chemistry.

470
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,799
Jeez, are you alright?

471
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,239
(Vomits )

472
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,949
Arggh. Ah.

473
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,830
Oh.

474
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,639
Chemistry was my best subject.

475
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,312
(Laughs)

476
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,749
( SOFT GUITAR MUSIC,
COCK CROWS )

477
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,039
(Groans ) Lance. Lance.

478
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,473
(Groans )

479
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,599
(Sighs)

480
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,359
Tom.
G'day, Jack.

481
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,793
Morning.

482
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,198
Where's Miss Ziggy? Not up yet?

483
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,119
What are they doing?

484
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,159
Chatting about the book, I guess.

485
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,120
Where did Hamish sleep last night?

486
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:29,359
Er... dunno. In the... in the pub?

487
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,639
I found him lying in the street.

488
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,399
Oh.

489
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,919
Whoopsie.

490
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,839
Well, a couple of years back
I lost my dad in a car accident

491
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,559
and, um...

492
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,319
...about eight years ago my mum
ran away to be a club singer.

493
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,039
Actually, Ruby, I just wanna know

494
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,759
about when you started writing.

495
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,399
Where you get your inspiration...

496
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,359
Oh. Don't you know this stuff?

497
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,599
OK. Sweetie, what about
we start with your next book?

498
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,192
Hi, Jack.

499
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,399
(Sighs ) Had breakfast?
I don't eat breakfast.

500
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,038
Oh. (Tuts)

501
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,519
This is great.

502
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,679
So you reckon our Ruby is a good writer?

503
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,679
Terrific. Where's my ride?

504
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,799
Oh, Pete. He won't be long.

505
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,472
He's probably out the back.

506
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,359
Taking a piss. Filling up.
How's it going, kiddo?

507
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,119
Ziggy was just asking me
about my next book.

508
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,119
Yeah. So if you'll excuse us...

509
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,758
Sure.

510
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,879
Yeah.

511
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,519
Well, it's about, um... love...

512
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,158
...and...

513
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:39,399
...the war and honour
and all that stuff.

514
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,959
(Clears throat)

515
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,119
Which war, did you say?

516
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,554
(Mouths words ) Um...

517
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,354
Er... Boer. The Boer War.

518
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,999
Good setting.

519
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,275
Oh, you think so?
What's it called?

520
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,473
'African Lovers...

521
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,839
'..In Africa'.

522
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,839
I'm looking for a selling point here, Ruby.

523
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,239
'Love In Africa'.

524
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,199
'Love In Africa'?
Yep.

525
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,679
'Love In Africa'.

526
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,399
You know what my favourite bit
about your story was?

527
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,999
What?

528
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,839
The big argument.

529
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,159
Great female perspective.

530
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,679
They're slugging it out, absolute equals,

531
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,239
and then he leaves her...

532
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,549
still filled with so much love for her.

533
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:36,399
Mind you, we are stretching
the reality parameter a little.

534
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,479
Oh, I don't know about that.

535
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,719
I reckon some of the best lovers in history

536
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,639
fought like bloody dogs on heat.

537
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,519
Of course. Kate and Petruchio.

538
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,829
Yeah.

539
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,759
You wanna know what
my favourite part of the book was?

540
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,239
The ending.

541
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,719
Oh, perfect.

542
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,599
I know. I slogged my guts out
over that one.

543
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,719
Jack, your eggs are ready!

544
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,639
I suppose he was the one

545
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,639
making all that primal noise last night.

546
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,959
I hardly slept a wink.
Don't you like him?

547
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,315
Hey, miss! Let's get going, eh?

548
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,913
(Farts )

549
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,356
( INSECTS CHIRP )

550
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,599
( WALKMAN'S
EARPHONES JANGLE )

551
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,636
(Hums along tunelessly)

552
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,079
Rube?

553
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,399
Oh! Where the hell
have you been?

554
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,119
You're so un-bloody-reliable.

555
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,639
(Sighs)

556
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,437
Where's the book?

557
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,159
What's this?

558
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,679
Well, it's my book.

559
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,479
Oh. Don't you have one
with a cover and... and all that?

560
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,079
Had a whole box of them
till Lance pissed in it.

561
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,919
I didn't take it personally.

562
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,199
Mmm. Don't believe it.

563
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,633
What?

564
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,999
Do you reckon Ziggy smells a rat?

565
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,672
Nah. No way.

566
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,279
What do you think of her?

567
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,759
Who?
Ziggy.

568
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,159
She's not your type.
How would you know?

569
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,199
Jack, you live in a truck
with a smelly dog.

570
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,799
Oh. Is that a 'no'?

571
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,919
She wouldn't see you as a catch.

572
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,839
Well, I don't wanna get married.

573
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,559
You blokes never do.

574
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,993
(Clears throat)

575
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:32,439
Have, er... have you and Hamish
set a date yet?

576
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,079
Yeah.

577
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,832
Oh.
23rd.

578
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:42,839
(Clears throat)

579
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,798
( GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC )

580
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,756
( WONDROUS MUSIC )

581
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,599
What the hell's she doing?

582
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,159
Why's she still up there, Mack?

583
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,151
She's meant to be driving to Sydney.

584
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,555
I think she's just having fun.

585
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,239
I'd be as sick as a dog.

586
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,880
( AIRCRAFT ENGINE STUTTERS )
Uh-oh.

587
00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:34,792
What?
It's just stalling.

588
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,959
RUBY: Want a ride?

589
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,959
What... what were you doing
up there?

590
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,439
I was flying.

591
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,839
You scared the hell out of me.
It's safer than driving.

592
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,839
It'll be dark soon.
Jack's been waiting.

593
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,639
I had to spray Patterson's place.

594
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,959
Anyway, Jack can wait.
I won't see you for a few days.

595
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,039
You can't go like that.
No.

596
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,713
Ha! Ta-da!

597
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,119
I haven't had a chance to tell you

598
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,119
how amazing I think all this is.

599
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,119
What?

600
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,600
Well, you know... the book.

601
00:30:25,601 --> 00:30:28,239
Oh. Hi, Jack. Sorry I'm late.
No worries.

602
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,319
(Grunts )

603
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,719
Go on, boy, get down from there.

604
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,312
Go on.

605
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,879
I'll miss you.

606
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,519
(Kisses dog)

607
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,759
Lance loves a bit of Sinatra.
(Lance whimpers )

608
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,759
Yeah?
Thanks, mate.

609
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,149
(Groans ) Give us a kiss, Hamish.

610
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,639
I really love you, Ruby.
Yeah. Me too.

611
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,159
(Honks horn)

612
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,072
Jesus, Jack.

613
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,510
(Starts engine)

614
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,238
So you like Sinatra?

615
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,839
(Sings) ♪ Strangers
in the night... ♪

616
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,959
(Whimpers)

617
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,959
Don't worry, mate, he's gone to heaven.

618
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,599
Go on, get in the truck.

619
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,319
Go on! Good dog.

620
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,719
Oh, bugger!

621
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,999
What?
I forgot my walkman.

622
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,912
I can't lie and cheat without my music.

623
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,759
OK, what's my next book about?

624
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,079
Let's just concentrate on the first one.

625
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,599
(Laughs ) Oh, bloody hell.

626
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,519
You'll have to watch your mouth...

627
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,159
no bloodies, buggers, Jesus...

628
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,596
Oh, fuck. If I can't say bugger
or Jesus, what can I say?

629
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,359
Stop it.

630
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,679
I'm going to be your manager, OK?

631
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,479
What do you know about being a manager?

632
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,599
More than you know about writing books.

633
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,119
Whose name's up there, Jack?
It's just a name, Rube.

634
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,279
Yeah! But it's mine!

635
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,959
( ROY ORBISON SINGS ) (Groans )

636
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,239
You should've been a Traveling Wilbury.

637
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,439
♪ This fever for you
is just burning me up... ♪

638
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:18,079
(Both sing) ♪ Inside

639
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,279
♪ I drove all night

640
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,555
♪ To get to you

641
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,799
♪ Is that alright?

642
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,439
♪ I drove all night

643
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,399
♪ Crept in your room

644
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,399
♪ Woke you from your sleep

645
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,479
♪ To make love to you... ♪
(Ejects tape)

646
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,152
Oh.

647
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,359
Don't wanna get bulldust in there, do we?

648
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,559
(Gasps ) Wow!

649
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,599
It's just like a little house back there.

650
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,636
Hey. Hey.
Mind your own business.

651
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,719
Have you read my book yet?
Ah. Yep.

652
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,199
Just started.

653
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,439
Oh!
Oh, for fuck's sake, Rube!

654
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,919
Bugger.

655
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,559
(Sighs)

656
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,719
Um, er... I've read those pages.

657
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,517
Yep. I've read them.

658
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,313
(Sighs)

659
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,513
What kind of questions
are they gonna ask me, Jack?

660
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,917
The usual stuff.
Yeah? What's that?

661
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,839
Your background, the book's characters...

662
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:38,039
Story analysis -
what dictates your influence

663
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,079
on the main body
and structure of the story.

664
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,719
The use of romance clichés,
which I should tell you

665
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,719
are expected in this type of rubbish.

666
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,995
But those questions you can gloss over.

667
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,996
I don't know.
Just be yourself, Rube.

668
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,159
You should see this country
from the air, Jack.

669
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,799
(Laughs ) No, thanks.

670
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,639
Gazing out of God's window...

671
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,393
that's what Dad used to call it.

672
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,679
You know what?

673
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,759
This Virginia girl's just like me.

674
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,990
Virginia?

675
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,319
This girl's just like me.

676
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,679
Rube, she's from
an Adelaide shipping family.

677
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,759
Ah, well...

678
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,557
She's me with money.

679
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,716
Ha! Jesus, this is like
looking in a mirror.

680
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,996
I like this bloke Brian.

681
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,879
How do you write sex scenes?
What?

682
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,279
Well, do you look at 'Playboys'

683
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,236
and read erotic books and stuff?

684
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,039
I read 'Lady Chatterley's Lover'
when I was 10.

685
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,031
That must've been an eye-opener.

686
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,992
Mmm. Women mature earlier.

687
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,399
This Virginia girl
says 'bugger' all the time.

688
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,879
I do that.

689
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,839
Brian's kind of like you.
He's nothing like me.

690
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,039
Drives a truck.
Anyway, he gets killed.

691
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,519
You get killed?

692
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,039
(Groans )

693
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,076
( INSECTS CHIRP )

694
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,399
"I felt purged by her persuasive scent

695
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,879
"that lingered
in every crevice of my being,

696
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,959
"stirring my emotions into a whirlwind...

697
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,476
"something exquisite,
an ecstasy beyond my experience."

698
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,717
You wrote this on a Shell napkin.

699
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,479
Jesus. It's not meant
to be read out aloud, alright?

700
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,038
Why not?

701
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,239
Hey, hey. Your thing's on fire.

702
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,117
(Laughs)

703
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,476
The character's, um...

704
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,959
He's kind of thinking it to himself

705
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,319
as he... as he rides along.

706
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,753
Oh.

707
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,679
Oh, my God.

708
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,759
(Gasps ) Jesus!

709
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,718
Brian's drowning in the swollen river.

710
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,592
I'm gonna hit the hay.

711
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,679
You, um, take care of the fire?

712
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,511
Mm-hm.

713
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,879
You can sleep in the cab.

714
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,316
No, no. I want to sleep
up there on the trailer.

715
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,959
OK.

716
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,919
Don't whinge to me in the morning

717
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,990
when you're covered with mosquito bites.

718
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,711
( REFLECTIVE MUSIC )

719
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,719
Jack!

720
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,199
What?

721
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,273
'Night.

722
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,958
Go to sleep.

723
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,434
( MUSIC SWELLS )

724
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,870
What do you think?

725
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,039
(Sniffs, sighs )

726
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,519
(Blows )

727
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,719
Hey, no, no, no!
Not that one...

728
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,233
Oh.

729
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,994
I'll... I'll learn this page
by heart.

730
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,439
I'm a pretty good writer, aren't I?

731
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,034
Don't let it go to your head.

732
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,039
Jack!
(Whispers ) What?

733
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,799
I don't know why you had to kill Brian.

734
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,916
( SILENCE )

735
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,796
( FERRY HORN SOUNDS )

736
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,671
( HYDRAULIC BRAKES APPLY )

737
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,796
Oh, God.

738
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,230
Promise me you won't babble on
with these publishing people.

739
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,634
Oi. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come on. Just be yourself.

740
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,919
Oh, my God!

741
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,439
Oh, wow! Oh, yeah!

742
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,396
Look at the size of that poster!

743
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,557
Where'd they get that awful picture of me?

744
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,079
Jack?!
Can I help you, sir?

745
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,119
Er, yeah. I'm here with Ruby Vale.
We wanna see Ziggy.

746
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,799
Oh. You are...?

747
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,239
Jack. Jack Willis.

748
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,679
Jack... Ruby... you should've
called from the airport.

749
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,159
I could've sent a car.

750
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,279
No, we came down in Jack's rig
because Jack can't fly.

751
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,271
He gets airsick, don't you, Jack?

752
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,759
You didn't park outside?

753
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,911
Yeah. Yeah,
there was just enough room.

754
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,679
(Brightly) Right.

755
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,079
Welcome to Sydney, Ruby.
Thank you.

756
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,639
I'm sure you'll approve
of what we've prepared.

757
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,199
Oh... um, yeah.

758
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,760
Invitation... list.

759
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,199
ZIGGY: Oh, yes.
The big wedding.

760
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,199
We're supplying a guy
to organise everything.

761
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,794
195 guests.
(Splutters )

762
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,319
Shit. Sorry.

763
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,919
You live in the outback
and you know 195 people?

764
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,839
She'll probably cut down
on that, won't you, Rube?

765
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,398
Um, maybe.

766
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:09,199
Except that's not counting
Hamish's brother's family.

767
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,319
There's six of them
and they live in Singapore.

768
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,639
ALL: Oh.

769
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,596
I should call Hamish.

770
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,679
Well, Ruby, I think
these reviews will buck you up.

771
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,238
Read them out loud.

772
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,879
(Clears throat)

773
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,399
Um, "A timeless raw lust to her work

774
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,599
"that doesn't kowtow to vogue niceties.

775
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:37,759
"No Rodeo Drive sexual caresses
for this woman."

776
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,359
Mmm.

777
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:43,519
"Her primal sexual overtones
are the stuff of epic romance.

778
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,512
"A female Wilbur Smith
of the love jungle."

779
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,119
Oh. Wow.

780
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,119
MAN: We're very proud.
(Whistles) Wow.

781
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,799
OK, Ruby, why don't you tell us

782
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,839
how you modelled your "sacrificed hero"

783
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,319
on your fiancé?

784
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,799
It's very romantic.

785
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:04,279
Oh, um, Hamish is nothing like Brian...

786
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,759
...is he, Jack?

787
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,239
No.
No.

788
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,879
Who is he like, then?

789
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,199
Er... I don't know.

790
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,879
Um, kind of... Jack?

791
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,599
Oh, come on, Ruby,
you must've had someone...

792
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,239
Well, he's more like an antihero.

793
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,919
Yeah. An antihero.

794
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,399
An antihero.

795
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,833
Right.

796
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,679
(Shakily) Er, Jack's my manager.

797
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,319
He knows a lot about business,
don't you, Jack?

798
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,436
Oh, absolutely.

799
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,559
OK, then... your itinerary...

800
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,639
we've got you in a great hotel.

801
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,639
You can settle in there this afternoon

802
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,559
and I'd like to include you both

803
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,280
in a publishing reception tonight.

804
00:42:45,281 --> 00:42:47,279
That means a new dress, sweetie,

805
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,759
and a complete makeover.

806
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,593
A what?
Makeover.

807
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,509
Lance, stay in the car.
(Lance whimpers )

808
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,359
Hamish.

809
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,999
G'day, Mack.

810
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,150
Big day looming?
Yeah.

811
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,959
I'll just grab Ruby's gear.

812
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,479
Right.

813
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,039
Just wander in?

814
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,039
I'll show you where it is.

815
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,519
How're you goin'?

816
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,953
No complaints.

817
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,239
They're under the bench.

818
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,239
There's a trunk and a box.

819
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,239
But leave the log books.
She's going to need them.

820
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,759
Yep.

821
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,149
Hamish, what do you think of this?

822
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,476
"I was never one to believe
in love at first sight.

823
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,639
"That first explosive moment

824
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,279
"when eyes locked for what seemed...

825
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,313
"..an eternity."

826
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,359
I found it out on the highway.

827
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,510
I reckon it's Ruby's.

828
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,198
Thanks, mate.

829
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,399
I'm gonna miss this old girl.

830
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,756
Yeah.
I wish she'd get rid of it.

831
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,799
I'm the last bloke to know anything

832
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,799
unless some dog's got a disease.

833
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,233
Huh?

834
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,759
(Burps)

835
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,910
That's Jack's writing, isn't it?

836
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,235
Oh, Lord!

837
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,799
I tell you who's been writing
romance novels.

838
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,392
Not you, that's for sure.

839
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,479
"I was never one to believe
in love at first sight."

840
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,079
Bloody hell. I do.

841
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,594
What do you reckon, eh?
In like Flynn.

842
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,912
Room service.

843
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,119
Rube?

844
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,475
Come on, Rube, it's getting late.

845
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,559
Bloody hell.

846
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,272
Rube, what's happened?

847
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,278
Bloody hell.

848
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,750
All you had to do
was just turn up and smile.

849
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,356
Well, ready when you are.

850
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,910
Jack, I don't know anything about, like...

851
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,519
...analysis and all that stuff.

852
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,039
I'm just bullshitting you.

853
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,600
They don't give a bugger
about that kind of stuff.

854
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,119
Ziggy said romantic books sell.

855
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,599
Yeah. Absolutely.

856
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,479
Lots of people like them.
Yeah.

857
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,479
You should be out there
telling them you did it.

858
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,471
I mean, they're your words, Jack.

859
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,919
And I reckon if you're writing
from the heart,

860
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,959
who gives a stuff about the others?

861
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,916
I don't write from the heart.

862
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,678
Why not?

863
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,679
(Sighs)

864
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,119
OK, kiddo, I'm going to sort this mess out

865
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,156
and get you on a plane home.

866
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,432
Sorry about your wedding.

867
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,194
( INTRODUCTION TO 'SUDDENLY'
BY SORAYA )

868
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,713
Thanks, mate.

869
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,077
Hi there.
Hi.

870
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,399
SONG: ♪ A thousand eyes
looking at me

871
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,839
♪ But yours is the look
that goes right through me

872
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,399
♪ And I cannot hide from your stare

873
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,319
♪ Should I let you in? ♪

874
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,119
G'day.
♪ Do I dare?

875
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:48,159
♪ Some other hands have tried before

876
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:52,519
♪ But yours is the touch
that makes me want more... ♪

877
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,119
Oh, no, thanks.

878
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,159
♪ And I cannot hide the urgency

879
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,799
♪ To have you
lying here with me... ♪

880
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,719
Oh. Just excuse me, Bobby.

881
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,039
Where have you been?
I got to talk to you.

882
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,559
Nice suit.

883
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,312
Kind of retro.

884
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,399
Antihero, huh?
I'm here to talk about Ruby.

885
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,039
Oh, don't worry about her.

886
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,632
She's doing just fine.

887
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,754
I'll leave you to chat to your client.

888
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:23,719
♪ But yours are the ones
that will never fade away

889
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:27,479
♪ And I cannot hide from their sound

890
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,279
♪ I am mesmerised, spinning round and round

891
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,439
♪ Some other hearts... ♪
What do you think?

892
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,039
♪ Have tried to steal mine... ♪
Apart from the colour.

893
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,239
Ruby!

894
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,515
I'm Wilbur Smith of the love jungle.

895
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,116
So where the hell have you been, mister?

896
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,159
Rube.

897
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,959
♪ Suddenly in my life... ♪

898
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,879
Go and grab me a drink.

899
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,999
A champagne, please.

900
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,319
MAN: Who did that?
Thanks for coming.

901
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,439
Uh-oh,
the Lone Ranger's arrived.

902
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,479
What are you going to do with him?

903
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,720
He's only some trucker friend
along for the ride.

904
00:48:03,721 --> 00:48:05,199
Whatever.

905
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,959
Our Ruby's the darling
of the night. Henry.

906
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,079
You really think
there's another book in her?

907
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,439
The partners want her
on the dotted line, Ralph.

908
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,032
Thanks.

909
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,919
Sorry I was mean about your suit.

910
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,279
Vodka martini, thanks.
Thanks.

911
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,719
Jack, let me give you the statistics

912
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,999
on who actually writes romance novels.

913
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,999
Ziggy, can we discuss business later?

914
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,479
No.

915
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,919
At least 10% of romance novels
are written by men.

916
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,879
So?
So...

917
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,679
I'm just trying to work out

918
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,959
whether you're a truck driver
who writes books

919
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,269
or a writer who drives trucks.

920
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,792
What do you mean?

921
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,798
Your secret's safe with me.

922
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,119
Now, all of this is what we call hype.

923
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,879
Without it, I don't have a job,
you don't have a book

924
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,919
and Ruby doesn't have a wedding.

925
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,039
Right now, it's all moving
like the proverbial freight train.

926
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,999
You can't stop it, really.

927
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,797
Not without looking stupid.

928
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,159
So...

929
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,440
...here's the deal.

930
00:49:12,441 --> 00:49:16,359
I keep zipped about
your rather fraudulent activity...

931
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,239
which I commend you for, I have to say.

932
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:21,759
And you refrain from telling Ruby

933
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,399
that I know anything at all.

934
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,919
Lie to her?

935
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,439
Don't say anything.

936
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,908
She's as nervous as hell as it is.

937
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,314
Deal?

938
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,833
Deal.

939
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,119
Excuse us, Bob. Just a quick...
Alright.

940
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,919
Thanks.
How's it going?

941
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,039
Uh... you just saved my life.

942
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,359
Just think of me as your guardian angel.

943
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,119
Ruby, you need a strong team
behind you now.

944
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,119
You know what I'm saying?
Mmm.

945
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,599
You've got to evolve.

946
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,039
You've got to shed your skin
like a... like a...

947
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,799
A snake?
No, more like a butterfly.

948
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,039
Yes, a butterfly.
You've got to fly, Ruby.

949
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,039
You know what I'm saying?
Mmm.

950
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,319
It's a dog-eat-dog world
out there.

951
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,039
Eh, Jack?
I guess so.

952
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,519
Right.

953
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,599
I, uh... could be your man.

954
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,839
Oh, that would give us
a cosy feeling, wouldn't it, Ralph?

955
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,319
Yes!

956
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,599
SONG: ♪ 'Cause we are gonna be
♪ High forever

957
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:27,151
♪ Forever you and me
♪ High forever... ♪

958
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,835
RUBY: Wasn't that successful?

959
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,599
Well, I hope
I'm not a one-hit wonder.

960
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,039
No chance of that, is there, Jack?

961
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,679
Ha ha. No way.

962
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,559
Yeah, I guess you're right.

963
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,599
Got so many stories to tell.

964
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,199
I'm sure you do, sweetie.

965
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,799
And we just can't wait to hear them all.

966
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,159
Eugene, drop me
on the next corner, will you?

967
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,519
Now, I'll see you first thing tomorrow.

968
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,279
And, Jack, it's your job
to make sure she gets there.

969
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,319
Jack doesn't need to do that.

970
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,959
I can look after myself.

971
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,428
Yes, darling, I'm sure you can.

972
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,913
Goodnight.

973
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,353
'Night!

974
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,958
(Clears throat)

975
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,270
What are you staring at?

976
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,153
Very touchy-touchy, isn't she?

977
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,319
I saw you two at the bar.

978
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,839
Clinking glasses and grinning and...

979
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,839
I think she fancies me, Rube.

980
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,877
You don't even like her.
What's there to like?

981
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,199
You want to play pool?

982
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,270
( INTRODUCTION
TO 'PRETTY WOMAN' )

983
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,919
(Girl sings off-key) ♪ Pretty woman,
walking down the street

984
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,639
♪ Pretty woman

985
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,719
♪ The kind I'd like to meet

986
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,200
♪ Pretty woman... ♪
Jeez, honey.

987
00:52:06,201 --> 00:52:07,679
Get off!

988
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,199
♪ I don't believe you

989
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,239
♪ You're not the truth... ♪
Get off!

990
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,999
♪ No-one could look
as good as you... ♪

991
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,319
Hey, get her off! She's a joke!

992
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,199
Let's sing.

993
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,999
Good on you, Sandra.
Great effort.

994
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,999
Give her a big hand, everybody!

995
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,479
Thanks, mate!

996
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,119
There's got to be some other
great singers out there.

997
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,119
We've got the big frozen turkey
for the winner.

998
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,360
So any volunteers?
Why don't you have a go, miss?

999
00:52:31,361 --> 00:52:33,360
You're dressed for it.
I just might!

1000
00:52:33,361 --> 00:52:36,519
Play pool, kiddo.
Give the scarlet lady a go.

1001
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,159
( CHEERING AND WHISTLING )
What are you going to sing?

1002
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,159
MC: Look at that dress,
everyone!

1003
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,999
Let's get her up here.
It's a catchy little number.

1004
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,439
It's called 'You're An Arsehole
When You Drink'.

1005
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,359
You are nothing but trouble.

1006
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,794
Jack, I could take him.
No, you won't.

1007
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,839
You should listen to your big brother.

1008
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,559
MC: How about a bloke?

1009
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,639
There's got to be a guy out there.

1010
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,999
Do the Big O for them, Jack.
Yeah, right.

1011
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,639
He reckons he can sing like Roy Orbison!

1012
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,319
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey.

1013
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,279
Give them heaps!
Shut up, Ruby!

1014
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,879
I'm not bloody singing.
Jack!

1015
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,359
No!
Come on.

1016
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,879
This is your big change
to be a Flying bloody Wilbury.

1017
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,999
Come on.
Traveling Wilbury.

1018
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,479
( JEERING )

1019
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,279
What's your name?
Jack.

1020
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,279
Jack, what are you gonna sing for us?

1021
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,639
Uh... you guys know 'Crying'?
Course they do.

1022
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,639
OK, Jack's going to do 'Crying'.

1023
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,599
Let's give him a big hand.
Come on, Jack!

1024
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,431
( CHEERING AND APPLAUSE )

1025
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,153
Come on, Roy!

1026
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,680
( BAND PLAYS INTRODUCTION )

1027
00:53:34,681 --> 00:53:36,238
MAN: Where's your glasses?

1028
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,319
(Sings ) ♪ I was alright... ♪
Come on!

1029
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,119
Oh, jeez, that's a strong start, mate!

1030
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,599
♪ For a while

1031
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,752
♪ I could smile for a while

1032
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,199
♪ Then I saw you last night

1033
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,519
♪ You held my hand so tight

1034
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:07,999
♪ Oh, darling, what can I do? ♪

1035
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:08,999
GIRL: Whoo!

1036
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,759
♪ For you don't love me

1037
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:19,999
(Both sing) ♪ And I'll always be

1038
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,679
♪ Crying

1039
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,999
♪ Over you

1040
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,919
♪ Crying

1041
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,759
♪ Over you

1042
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,519
♪ Yes

1043
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,751
♪ Now you're gone

1044
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,959
♪ And from this moment on

1045
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,190
♪ I'll be crying

1046
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,919
(All sing) ♪ Crying

1047
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,159
♪ Crying

1048
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,439
♪ Crying

1049
00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:00,279
♪ Oh, crying... ♪

1050
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,759
Whoo!

1051
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,919
♪ Crying

1052
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,920
♪ Over you. ♪

1053
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,073
( CHEERING AND APPLAUSE )

1054
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,319
How come you don't want
all this for yourself, Jack?

1055
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,515
I couldn't eat it.
(Laughs )

1056
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,519
No!
Ugh!

1057
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,080
All the attention and stuff.

1058
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:42,639
I'm happy with the way it is,
thank you very much.

1059
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,239
Frightened of success.
Frightened of success.

1060
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,719
No, I'm not.

1061
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,359
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.

1062
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,839
Don't think anything.

1063
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,359
Jack, you're a liar.

1064
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,839
(Laughs)

1065
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,399
Well, we're not bad singers.

1066
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,639
I wouldn't make it a career move.

1067
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,719
Jack, we killed it.

1068
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,676
Whoo-hoo!
We killed it!

1069
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,273
Thanks, Rube.

1070
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,119
That's for not calling me 'kiddo'.

1071
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,678
Get out of here.

1072
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,109
( TENDER MUSIC )

1073
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,039
Oh, Jack...
( THUNDER RUMBLES )

1074
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,519
Can you hear that?

1075
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,559
Has anyone seen Jack?

1076
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,199
We are on in five.
MAN: Stand by, Ruby.

1077
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,839
Oh.

1078
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,479
On 2JD, the King of Sydney Talkback Radio,

1079
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,559
Wensley Parkes with you until midday today

1080
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,559
and joining me in the studio now,

1081
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,559
hot new romance author Ruby Vale,

1082
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,799
author of the new book 'Bird In The Hand'.

1083
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,319
Hi, Ruby.
Hi.

1084
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,719
( MICROPHONE FEEDBACK )
We're taking your calls.

1085
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,039
You're caller one. Hi.

1086
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,519
WOMAN: Hi, Ruby.
My name's Harmony.

1087
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,639
And I think your book's just wonderful.

1088
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,119
Oh, thanks, Harmony.

1089
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,559
Virginia and Brian
are really brave characters.

1090
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,279
Only a woman can write
such beautiful romantic things.

1091
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,679
Uh, yeah.
You're so right, Harmony.

1092
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,759
Um, only a woman can
really get down to business.

1093
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,719
Your work reminds me of Daphne Du Maurier.

1094
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,239
Oh, really?

1095
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,199
She's not a romance writer, but...

1096
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,839
Is she from Sydney?

1097
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,999
(Laughs)
DJ: Thank you.

1098
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,119
And next on the phone
this morning, it's Thelma.

1099
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,359
G'day, Thelma.

1100
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,159
WOMAN: It's me, Ruby. Suze.

1101
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,639
I'm incognito.

1102
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,119
Suzie?

1103
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,479
Where are you?
I'm in the Boomerang, love.

1104
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,719
I've got something important to tell you.

1105
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,439
(Whispers ) Hey, Suze,
I can't really talk right now.

1106
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,039
Is this talkback radio?

1107
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,039
Yes!

1108
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,039
Well, you just listen to me.

1109
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,279
Uh, Thelma, have you read my book?

1110
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,519
No, but your husband-to-be
read some of it.

1111
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,039
Oh. Did he like it?

1112
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,599
No, Rube.
He's seen the handwriting.

1113
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,119
He knows.

1114
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,839
What?
Thank you, Thelma.

1115
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,319
We must move on.

1116
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,999
We have other callers waiting.

1117
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,479
Oh, no! Oh, no!

1118
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,319
What have I done?
Bloody hell!

1119
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,319
He's found out!
I know. I know.

1120
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,799
I should have told him.

1121
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,799
Oh, why did I listen to you?

1122
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,319
Everything's a bloody lie!

1123
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:13,799
Hey, no, it's not.

1124
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,631
Well, what is it, then?

1125
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,113
Oh!

1126
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,439
Ruby!

1127
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,439
Ruby.

1128
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,679
Jack, I just want to settle down.

1129
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,119
I want to have
a comfortable life with Hamish

1130
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,719
and fly my bloody plane.

1131
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,959
If none of this happens, I'm blaming you.

1132
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,393
Might as well.

1133
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,719
What am I going to do about Hamish?

1134
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,599
Come on.

1135
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,319
You're the romance writer.

1136
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,239
You do nothing. You get married.

1137
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,479
Move down over the border,
have lots of kids,

1138
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,959
live happily ever after.

1139
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,079
Hey, great news!
(Groans )

1140
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,559
Guess what!

1141
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,079
I've got you on
'The Clive Rooney Show' tonight

1142
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:53,559
via satellite to London.

1143
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,840
What about my wedding?
It's coming along beautifully.

1144
00:59:55,841 --> 00:59:57,359
So is bloody Christmas.

1145
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,840
I spoke to the Special Events
Coordinator this morning.

1146
00:59:59,841 --> 01:00:02,239
He wants red roses.
I said check with you.

1147
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,719
There you go, Rube.

1148
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,631
What - are you getting cold feet?

1149
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,879
OK.

1150
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,799
I'll do this bloody 'Clive Show'.

1151
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,079
And that's it.

1152
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,559
I'm going home.

1153
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,313
Arrange my wedding
and give the bill to him.

1154
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,111
Pre-wedding jitters.

1155
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,559
MAN ON P.A.:
'The Clive Rooney Show' segment 3

1156
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,039
starting in 10 minutes.

1157
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:31,479
Daphne, um... Muriay -
she's not from Sydney, is she?

1158
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,039
Not even alive, love.

1159
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,199
Oh, shit.

1160
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,838
Just here.

1161
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,399
Hamish!

1162
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,959
What are...

1163
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,759
What are you doing here?

1164
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,919
Don't I get a kiss?

1165
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,679
Yeah.

1166
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,113
Sorry.

1167
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,959
Come in.

1168
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,918
Um, Mel, this is my...
my fiancé Hamish.

1169
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,959
Hamish, this is Mel.

1170
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,959
Ruby, I've got to finish your face.

1171
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,959
There's nothing wrong with her face, mate.

1172
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,439
Give us a minute.

1173
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,359
Hamish, I've been trying
to call you, like to explain,

1174
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,839
but it...

1175
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,319
Jack said I...
Jack!

1176
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,319
Yeah, I know what he's about.

1177
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,879
He's a weak bastard.

1178
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,879
Yeah, I reckon.

1179
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,439
Why did you pretend
you wrote this stupid book?

1180
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,919
Oh, it's not stupid.

1181
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,559
CLIVE ROONEY:
Who'd have thought

1182
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,798
from a landscape of red dust
and annoying bush flies,

1183
01:01:26,799 --> 01:01:28,718
an Aussie romance writer could evolve

1184
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,920
with more beating hearts
than Barbara Taylor-Bradford,

1185
01:01:30,921 --> 01:01:33,039
more sizzle than Joan Collins?

1186
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,559
And all this mixed
with a dash of Du Maurier.

1187
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,319
'Clive Rooney Show'.
Stand by.

1188
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,919
After the break, via satellite,

1189
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,800
we'll meet this remarkable young woman

1190
01:01:40,801 --> 01:01:42,999
who's also
a crop-duster pilot

1191
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,319
and the owner of
the Boomerang truckers' cafe.

1192
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,319
Come back.
( THEME MUSIC ON TV )

1193
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,039
So you've pulled the wool
over this bloke's eyes too.

1194
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,270
Well...
This is all bullshit, Ruby.

1195
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:56,319
There's a cafe over the road.

1196
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,919
I'll be there for as long as
it takes for me to have a cuppa.

1197
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,399
OK?

1198
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,719
Stand by. 60 seconds.

1199
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,199
Thanks.

1200
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,679
Remember, it's TV.

1201
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,359
You can't say 'Jesus', 'fuck',

1202
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,239
'shit', 'damn', 'bloody'
or discuss sexual organs.

1203
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,319
Well, that's a bloody lot to remember.

1204
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,039
Ruby, we all get nervous.

1205
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,679
You don't, you silly bitch.

1206
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,239
And stop calling me sweetie.

1207
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,673
I bloody hate it.
Ruby.

1208
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,119
What?

1209
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,799
Jack, this is not about the book.

1210
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,279
It's about...

1211
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,839
...being true to yourself.

1212
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,679
Problem?
Now is the time, Jack.

1213
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,959
You've got to be able to become your dream.

1214
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,719
Rube, we are nearly finished.

1215
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,959
What - our lives
as we know them?

1216
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,840
Clive Rooney, stand by -
one minute.

1217
01:02:43,841 --> 01:02:45,319
Ruby!

1218
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,799
Oh, Hamish is right.

1219
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,799
This is bullshit.
What do you mean?

1220
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,758
Hamish - he's out there
waiting for me.

1221
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,279
Oh, great, then.

1222
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,279
Well, bugger off.
Ruin your big wedding.

1223
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,799
I don't want a bloody wedding!

1224
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,599
Then why agree to come down here?

1225
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,599
You're as blind as a bat.

1226
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,559
Our Father, who art in heaven...

1227
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,839
BOTH: Shut up, Ziggy!
Ruby, listen to me!

1228
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,479
If this is the only way to hype Jack's book

1229
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,119
and get you a wedding...

1230
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,553
No, no, no!

1231
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,190
She knows?

1232
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,039
How could you think so little of me

1233
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,713
when I've always thought so much of you?

1234
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,479
Ruby!

1235
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,879
'Clive Rooney Show' -
live, 50 seconds.

1236
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,438
( SAD MUSIC )

1237
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,675
( CAR HORN BLARES )

1238
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,559
Want me to buy you dinner

1239
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,516
before I lose my expense account?

1240
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,075
You might as well.

1241
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,596
You can buy me a drink.

1242
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,559
God, have I stuffed up!

1243
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,039
Nup.

1244
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,473
YOU haven't.

1245
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,359
(Sighs)

1246
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,198
Thanks.

1247
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,999
Now I'll be one of those people
who sleep in on weekdays.

1248
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,999
They've got to give you severance pay.

1249
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,999
Severance pay?!
I want a career.

1250
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,479
No, I don't.

1251
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,436
Yes, I do.

1252
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,951
Have you ever...

1253
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,479
...wondered?

1254
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,359
About me?

1255
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,159
Like what?

1256
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,196
Well, you know, like...

1257
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,319
You don't know anything about me, do you?

1258
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:55,833
Nup.

1259
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,879
OK.

1260
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,639
First of all, I don't cook.
That's number one.

1261
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,879
Number two -
I'm not in therapy anymore.

1262
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,791
Ziggy, I don't need a list.

1263
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,959
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1264
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,559
Oh, God.

1265
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,039
I'm sorry.

1266
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,279
Where did that pop from?

1267
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,239
We agreed to a drink.

1268
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,719
Of course.

1269
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,639
Taxi!

1270
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:25,517
( COCKATOO SHRIEKS OUTSIDE )

1271
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,356
( TROUBLED MUSIC )

1272
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,759
Oh, no.

1273
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,637
( MAGPIES CAROL OUTSIDE )

1274
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,759
Liberating, huh?

1275
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,193
(Groans )

1276
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,200
I've still got some stuff to get.

1277
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:01,879
It's a nice shed.

1278
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,399
Warehouse.

1279
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,079
I made you breakfast.

1280
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,150
I thought you said you didn't cook.

1281
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,199
I lied.

1282
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,555
Is that why you were in therapy?

1283
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,439
Oh, man.

1284
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,399
Did we drink a lot last night?

1285
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,516
I won't tell if you don't.

1286
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,079
Is that it?

1287
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,599
Yeah.

1288
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,158
With coffee.

1289
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,679
Mmm.

1290
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,632
(Groans ) Caveman!

1291
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,116
Jack.
Mmm?

1292
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,519
You know those characters
you write about in your book?

1293
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,999
Mmm.

1294
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,434
Are they really out there?

1295
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,913
Sure.

1296
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,672
(Lance whines)

1297
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,919
Hey, Mack.
Hamish.

1298
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,559
Ruby hasn't called in yet?

1299
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,679
No - another couple of runs
yet, mate.

1300
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,719
This is George West.

1301
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,160
He's prowling round the State
looking for a crop-duster.

1302
01:08:42,161 --> 01:08:43,759
G'day.
Any luck?

1303
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,719
No. Missed out on a beauty
in Moree.

1304
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,199
Yeah.

1305
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,639
So they told me to come down here.

1306
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,799
I can't think of one.
Can you, Mack?

1307
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,719
Well, who's this bird with the Tiger?

1308
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,919
Ruby? Yeah, she's got one.

1309
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,919
Oh, yeah, but she's welded to it.

1310
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,879
You'd have to take her too!

1311
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,879
I dunno. Everything's got a price
where I come from.

1312
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,474
That must be a great place, George.

1313
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:18,073
Ruby, do you read me? Over.

1314
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:23,114
( PEACEFUL, UPLIFTING MUSIC )

1315
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,633
(Barks )

1316
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,433
Shut up, Lance.

1317
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,713
(Whines)

1318
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,629
Lance!

1319
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,319
RUBY: Lance!

1320
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,753
Lance, no!

1321
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,913
LANCE!

1322
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,039
Move!

1323
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,837
Shit!

1324
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,033
(Whimpers)

1325
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,397
Ugh!

1326
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:04,079
HAMISH: Ruby!

1327
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,559
Bugger me!

1328
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,319
Oh, no! Ruby!

1329
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:08,753
Ruby!

1330
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,039
Ruby!
What?

1331
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,599
You're alive.

1332
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,599
Of course I'm bloody well alive!

1333
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,559
Let's get you out of there.

1334
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,919
OW! Ow, my ankle!

1335
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,599
Jeez, what a mess, eh?

1336
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,079
Who are you?
Don't worry about who he is.

1337
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,798
George, ring the Flying Doctor.

1338
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,431
( SIREN WAILS IN BACKGROUND )

1339
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,959
I love cities.

1340
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,559
Out there, you can be anyone
you want to be...

1341
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:46,993
no questions asked.

1342
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:58,279
You reckon you can still get me
on the 'Clive Rooney Show'?

1343
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,635
Are you serious?
One condition.

1344
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,155
That I sign with you for my next book.

1345
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,713
Oh!

1346
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,479
We're back in business!

1347
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:14,639
Old bush rule, Ruby -
don't jeopardise your life for a dog.

1348
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,029
It was Lance.

1349
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,116
And you call yourself a vet!

1350
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:30,271
I do love you, Ruby.

1351
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,559
You're a sweet man, Hamish.

1352
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:39,079
"Sweet"?
Mmmm.

1353
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,513
Doesn't sound very sexy.

1354
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:43,152
Come here.

1355
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,959
Mmm.

1356
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,759
The surgery cottage has been confirmed.

1357
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,399
What, we don't get to choose our own house?

1358
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,992
Comes with the job.

1359
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:03,279
Hame, has this place got an airstrip?

1360
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,039
I don't know.

1361
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,039
'Cause I was thinking I could work

1362
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,999
for the Flying Doctor Service.

1363
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,479
No.

1364
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:13,359
They saw you doing barrel rolls Anzac Day.

1365
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:16,079
Dad used to do that.

1366
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,719
No.

1367
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,359
We'll just get settled in,

1368
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:23,079
have a nice, quiet wedding -
something we can afford.

1369
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:26,079
Looks like we'll get something
for the biplane.

1370
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,639
What do you mean?

1371
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:31,639
That bloke George - carting it
to Brisbane for spares.

1372
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,119
Brisbane?

1373
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:35,399
Is that who that guy was -
a buyer?

1374
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,879
Yeah. Oh, I didn't...

1375
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,030
What, you're trying to sell my plane?

1376
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,719
Hamish?!

1377
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,519
Ruby, you've wrecked it.

1378
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,080
I did not -
I broke the undercarriage.

1379
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,395
( GENTLE ACOUSTIC GUITAR )

1380
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,799
( DOG BARKS )

1381
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,109
( HAMMERING OF SIGN
CONTINUES )

1382
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,279
We can't afford it, Suzie.
The bank manager said...

1383
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,279
I don't care what he says.

1384
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:13,759
We owe enough here

1385
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:16,119
without spending money
on a place like that.

1386
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,959
Anyway, it's only popular
because of your little friend.

1387
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,079
That's a steaming pile of wisdom, Art.

1388
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:23,079
I'm not trying to start an argument,

1389
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,992
but you're not paying a penny
for a dump like that.

1390
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,399
Anyway...

1391
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,119
...looks like you're too late.

1392
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,678
(Chuckles)

1393
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,032
(Laughs)

1394
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:55,239
Hi, Suze!

1395
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,719
You're supposed to be still in hospital.

1396
01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,199
No, I'm fine.

1397
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:00,679
What's going on?

1398
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,113
So...

1399
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:04,639
Who bought it, love?

1400
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:07,919
Do you think they'd want me to stay on?

1401
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:11,679
Absolutely.
That's what Jack would say.

1402
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,910
"Absolutely."

1403
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,439
What's this?

1404
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,959
Take a look.

1405
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:24,636
It's, um... it's got your name
on it and everything.

1406
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:27,639
Oh, Lord!

1407
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,679
Just pay me something when you can.

1408
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:32,519
That's bloody great.
What if she doesn't want it?

1409
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,799
I'll pay you back - I promise.

1410
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,359
What?!

1411
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,039
I want this, Artie.

1412
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,759
Who'll do my bar at nights?
You, you big lug.

1413
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:43,199
No, I don't think so.
Oh, yes, you are.

1414
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,199
Because you're looking
at a brand-new woman

1415
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,430
who won't take any more shit from you.

1416
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:51,677
If you excuse me, I have a cafe to open.

1417
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,279
I wouldn't mess with her, Artie.

1418
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:58,199
What about if I divorce you?

1419
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:01,839
Artie, that's the only decision
I'll leave up to you.

1420
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,479
SONG: ♪ Dum, dum, dum
dummie do-wah... ♪

1421
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:05,999
Bloody hell!

1422
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,835
( 'ONLY THE LONELY'
CONTINUES )

1423
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,799
G'day, Rube.

1424
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,199
I think you should give a speech, love.

1425
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,679
Hi, Mack.

1426
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:23,239
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention?

1427
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,599
Suze, my wife, would like
to say a few words.

1428
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:28,279
( CHEERING AND WHISTLING )

1429
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:31,317
As I start my new life at the Boomerang...

1430
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,119
...thanks to Ruby...

1431
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:36,559
...oh, and, of course, Hamish,

1432
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,159
so will they.

1433
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:41,319
When our lovebirds finally
decide on a date and place,

1434
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,319
we'd all like to know about it.

1435
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,439
( APPLAUSE ) Here's to Ruby and Hamish.

1436
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,998
Ruby and Hamish!

1437
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,719
MAN: Hey!

1438
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,039
Hey, that's our Jack on the tellie.

1439
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,599
(People shush)

1440
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:56,319
Is that the sort of thing
truckies do down there?

1441
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,799
No, it's not.

1442
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,439
But you've had a huge success
with this romance novel.

1443
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:03,159
Were you pulling over at truck stops,

1444
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,079
jotting it down on paper napkins?

1445
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,319
Yeah, pretty much I was, actually.

1446
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:11,519
What do your mates think
about you posing as a woman?

1447
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:14,199
Well, this is the first
they've heard about it,

1448
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,719
so, um... you know,
I have no idea, actually.

1449
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,239
What finally made you decide to come clean?

1450
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,119
Uh... it was a good friend
of mine.

1451
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:24,799
She, uh...

1452
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:28,079
Yeah, it was a very good friend.

1453
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,559
She made me realise that I...

1454
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:34,599
...that I needed to...
I needed to own my own words.

1455
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:37,159
Right, all that "from the heart" stuff.

1456
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,719
Who is that, then?

1457
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:42,190
Uh, someone... someone I've known
a long time.

1458
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,519
Yeah, she knows who she is.

1459
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,799
No wonder the world is sexually confused,

1460
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,119
when a female Wilbur Smith
of the love jungle

1461
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:57,559
sets new standards for romantic love

1462
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,951
and turns out to be an outback trucker
of the male variety.

1463
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:47,032
G'day.

1464
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,599
Sorry I'm late.

1465
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,919
I just keep forgetting stuff.

1466
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,399
Hardly a bowerbird, Ruby.

1467
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,392
I left lots of things for Suze.

1468
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:03,832
Strange thing is, I didn't think
you were gonna show.

1469
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,639
What do you mean?

1470
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:09,959
Oh, well, you know, even
thinking of selling your plane...

1471
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:11,959
what sort of bloke am I?

1472
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:15,919
Well, you didn't know
it wasn't a total write-off.

1473
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,158
People don't realise it, Ruby, but...

1474
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:35,078
...you and I really don't have
that much in common.

1475
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:46,679
You know when I was waiting for you
in that cafe in Sydney?

1476
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:48,919
Yeah?

1477
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,879
For some bloody reason,
I drank six cups of tea.

1478
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,879
You know me -
I hate the stuff.

1479
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,952
But she just kept on bringing it and...

1480
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:10,590
I've let you down, haven't I?

1481
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,712
No.

1482
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,599
No, you couldn't let me down, Ruby.

1483
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,556
That's what I love about you.

1484
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,399
But this old Land Rover here...

1485
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,839
a bit of a worry, don't you reckon?

1486
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:29,479
I don't think it'll make the trip.

1487
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,791
Take care.

1488
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,317
OK.

1489
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:54,919
I'll see ya.

1490
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:56,876
OK.

1491
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,510
( POIGNANT GUITAR MUSIC )

1492
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:23,758
( LILTING LAID-BACK
GUITAR MUSIC )

1493
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,553
(Honks horn)

1494
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,159
Hamish.
Jack.

1495
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:06,639
Thought that was you.

1496
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,639
Did you get a paint job?

1497
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,312
Yeah, kind of.

1498
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,673
Where's Ruby?

1499
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,348
She's not coming.

1500
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,959
It's not your fault.

1501
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,190
It's chemistry, mate.

1502
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,799
(Lance barks )

1503
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,519
Jack!

1504
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,119
(Laughs)

1505
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:49,119
(Laughs ) Hello, stranger.

1506
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,599
Ohhhh!

1507
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,599
Oh!
Suze.

1508
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,879
(Laughs)

1509
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,559
Guess what.
Where's Ruby?

1510
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:58,039
Guess what, Jack.
What?

1511
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,759
She gave me the cafe.

1512
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:02,239
I'll pay for it as I go.
That's great!

1513
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,919
Where is she?
She's long gone, love.

1514
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:07,479
She left this morning -
to rescue her plane.

1515
01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:09,039
What do you mean?

1516
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,076
( REFLECTIVE MUSIC )

1517
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,672
( PLANE ENGINE ROARS )

1518
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,674
Mack!

1519
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,960
You mad bugger!

1520
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,439
MACK: That's Ruby alright.

1521
01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:55,670
Hang on -
I gotta get some height here.

1522
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,879
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1523
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,559
Come on, baby!

1524
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:02,869
(Whimpers)

1525
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,159
I don't believe the old girl's doing this.

1526
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:09,151
Lance.
(Lance whimpers )

1527
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:13,559
Ohhhh!

1528
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:16,199
Uh! Mack!

1529
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,199
( ENGINE DRONES ) Ohhhh!

1530
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,759
Mack!

1531
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,955
Oh!

1532
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:30,278
Uh!

1533
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:36,119
You look as sick as a dog, mate.

1534
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:38,399
You're enjoying this, aren't you?

1535
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,038
(Chuckles)

1536
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,519
Mack...

1537
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,476
Mack, how much more?

1538
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:49,999
That's up to you.

1539
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,719
Put me down, Mack.

1540
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,029
Oh, shit! Ugh!

1541
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,319
You want an exclamation mark?

1542
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:01,799
No!

1543
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,836
Drop me on the road up ahead.

1544
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,999
Oh, shit!

1545
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,199
Oh, whoa, whoa!

1546
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,519
OK, hang on, mate.

1547
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:15,078
(Lance whines)

1548
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:56,952
Come here. Come on.

1549
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,951
( GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC )

1550
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,595
What the hell are you doing?

1551
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:42,079
You're a bastard, Jack!

1552
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:43,559
I love you, Ruby.

1553
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:44,879
No, you don't.

1554
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,429
I always have.

1555
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,399
Where are you heading?

1556
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,630
What do you care?

1557
01:27:03,680 --> 01:27:05,239
Can I come?

1558
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:06,919
No!

1559
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:08,639
Why not?

1560
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,996
Well, you can't leave us here.

1561
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:20,550
OK, Jack Willis, you
bloody well come and get me.

1562
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:25,471
( ROMANTIC MUSIC )

1563
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:23,359
Right, where are we going?

1564
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:25,359
Am I in your next book?

1565
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:27,199
Uh, no.
Yes, I am.

1566
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,719
No, you're not. Ask Lance.

1567
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,479
Lance?
(Barks )

1568
01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:33,639
See?
Yeah, but one bark is a no.

1569
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:36,119
Bullshit! Lance?
(Barks once)

1570
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:38,039
See?
He said yes.

1571
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,439
He said no. One bark is a no!

1572
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,400
Is that right, Lance?
(Barks twice)

1573
01:28:42,401 --> 01:28:45,559
(Laughs ) I was right!
Yes, Ruby, you always are.

1574
01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:51,799
SONG: ♪ The dusty red
can clear away your mind

1575
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:56,794
♪ There's no need for better

1576
01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:02,839
♪ Now she's there when all
of my thoughts have gone

1577
01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:04,639
♪ The scent of her hair

1578
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:09,879
♪ Can carry me along

1579
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:14,396
♪ There's no need for better

1580
01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:20,239
♪ Now paperback fairytales

1581
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:24,879
♪ Are nothing compared to falling for her

1582
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:32,880
♪ How can I stand and watch her walk away?

1583
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:38,119
♪ When she's taken my heart

1584
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:42,359
♪ She's taken my soul

1585
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:45,839
♪ And without my noticing

1586
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:51,319
♪ She's taken my words

1587
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:54,039
♪ Oh, oh

1588
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:57,879
♪ Road goes on

1589
01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:00,399
♪ And time teaches everyone

1590
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,119
♪ Once love's gone

1591
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:07,759
♪ It tears a piece inside

1592
01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:11,799
♪ So how can I leave her?

1593
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:17,799
♪ Oh, paperback fairytales

1594
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:22,559
♪ Are nothing compared to falling for her

1595
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:30,119
♪ I'll never turn and let her walk away

1596
01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:31,919
♪ She's taken everything

1597
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:35,639
♪ Yeah, she's taken my heart

1598
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:40,119
♪ She's taken my soul

1599
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:43,519
♪ And without my noticing

1600
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,319
♪ She's taken my words

1601
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:49,119
♪ She's taken my time

1602
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:53,439
♪ She's touched me deep inside

1603
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:56,839
♪ And without my noticing

1604
01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:58,959
♪ She's taken my words

1605
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:03,559
♪ I cherish the moment I look in her eyes

1606
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:09,199
♪ Time on my hands
seems to pass like the skies

1607
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:13,239
♪ I know her heart isn't mine

1608
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:15,999
♪ 'Cause she's taken over

1609
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:20,199
♪ Oohh oohh

1610
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:24,199
♪ Aahh aahh

1611
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,199
♪ She

1612
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:28,879
♪ She's taken my heart

1613
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,119
♪ She's taken my soul

1614
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:33,719
♪ She's taken my words

1615
01:31:33,720 --> 01:31:35,919
♪ She's taken everything

1616
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:39,599
♪ She's taken my heart

1617
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:43,519
♪ She's taken my soul

1618
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:47,719
♪ And without my noticing

1619
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:49,479
♪ She's taken my words

1620
01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:53,199
♪ She's taken my time

1621
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:56,875
♪ She's touched me
deep inside... ♪