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We created faster,
smarter space transportation.

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We brought
Colonel Gilbert Grayson Shepard

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back from the moon.

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We prevented
the formation of sharknadoes

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with our revolutionary
weather stabilization system,

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and we made the world
a cleaner, safer place

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for our nation's children.

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What will Astro-X do next?

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Hi. I'm Aston Reynolds,

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and I have totally eradicated
the sharknado threat,

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so join me
at the grand opening

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of Shark World,
our themed hotel in Las Vegas.

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What does that equal?

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360, 24/7 fun.

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Slots, sharks. What?!

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Bring the family,
and I guarantee you...

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Sweetheart, what are you drawing?
You will have a great time.

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It's Mommy!

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Why don't you go out
and get your daddy

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and tell him
to come in.

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Okay.

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Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy!

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Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy!

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Cousin Gemi's coming
over to pick you up.

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Go inside,
and get ready.

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Okay, come here, man.

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What's happening,
my little Gila monster?

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Ha ha ha! Let's go.

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Come here.

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Come on, Gil.

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Say goodbye to
your cousin Gemini.

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We gotta go.
What if a storm comes?

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You don't worry
about that.

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You're a Shepard,
and I love you.

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Come here, you.

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I love you.

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Take care
of Grandma, okay?

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Okay.

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Okay.
Love you, Ma.

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Bye. Have fun.

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Mom, I promise.
I may get a little crazy.

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Bye.

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Don't go to prison!

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Mr Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds,
excuse me Mr. Reynolds...

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Mr. Reynolds,
what inspired you

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to create a hotel
full of sharks?

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I wanted to create the
greatest hotel in the world,

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and with this hotel,
I give it to 'em,

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and I achieved it
with clean energy.

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Oh, my God.
I love you, Aston.

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So you're here for the Shark
World opening, I take it.

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No, we're having a family
reunion at the Stratosphere.

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My son's
on military leave.

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Military leave.
That's nice.

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Must be proud.
Drop, and give me 40!

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Keep your eyes
on the road!

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It's not my first rodeo.
I got this.

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Be careful in this town, by the way.
This is a nutty place.

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You might
get in trouble.

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Oh, no. We'll take care
of it. We're fine.

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We're just here
for a little

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family fun
and relaxation.

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Yeah, Vegas is
a great place to relax.

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Drinking, gambling,
smoking, prostitution.

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Bring the kids.
That's what I say.

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What are you doing?

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That was Kansas,
and this is Vegas.

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You got a problem
with the way I look?

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Ah, we're here.

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Hey, if you like
those jokes, I got more.

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Look, it's nice
being your Uber driver.

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If you need me,

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I'm in town.
Give me a buzz.

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Fin Shepard?
How you doing?

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Hey, how'd you like to be a
guest host at Chippendale's?

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Yeah, maybe
in another lifetime.

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You're welcome anytime,
though, sweetheart.

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Come here. Go ahead.
Throw the dice.

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Ohh! Blow.

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Girls, girls, girls,
give me luck.

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Yeah! There we go.

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♪ Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go ♪

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♪ Run away
from the sharknado ♪

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♪ It's your greatest
foe, foe, foe... ♪

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You know I'm not
much of a gambler.

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Think after this thing, I'm just
gonna head back to the room.

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No, no, no.
I promised Raye Raye

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we're gonna have
some good family fun.

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Oh, yeah? In Vegas?

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In Vegas.

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We'll see.

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Who's that guy?

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Looks fun.

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I'll jump
if you jump.

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It's not happening.

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Prefer to keep my feet
on the ground.

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There are a lot of single
ladies out here tonight.

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Looks like it.

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Try to keep yourself
out of trouble.

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What's the matter?

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Do I need to protect you from a
little thunder and lightning?

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I can see where
Li'l Gil gets it from.

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It's not that.

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Matt.

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Dad!
Matt, where are you?

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In a plane!

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What do you mean
you're up in a plane?

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You're supposed to meet
me here at the pool.

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We're over Vegas.

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We'll meet you poolside.

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Ground control,
I have eyes

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on what looks
like a sandstorm.

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Should I change directions
or head back to base?

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Proceed with
your flight plan.

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Is that a sandstorm?

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I know what
you're thinking,

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but we haven't had a
sharknado in five years.

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That's what worries me.

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We're right by
three Astro-X pods.

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They'll take it down if it
grows into something bigger.

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Sandstorm is approaching
AstroPod 49A. Copy?

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Roger that.

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Do you have
the coordinates?

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Zero vector Charlie.

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We have visual.

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Locking in coordinates
right now.

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Son, are you prepared to
take the plunge and jump?

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Yes.

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Gabrielle,
do you accept Matt

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to be your
lawfully wedded husband?

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I do.

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Matt, do you
take Gabrielle

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to be your lawfully
wedded wife?

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I do.

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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

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You may kiss the bride.

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What the hell is that?!

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Do you still have eyes
on the storm?

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The pulse didn't work!

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The thing
is still moving,

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and it's headed
straight towards Vegas!

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They're not decreasing.
Yes, sir.

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We've increased
the pulse by 30%,

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and I can confirm that all
AstroPods are fully functional

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within a 200-mile radius.

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But the storm
isn't responding!

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No, sir. I don't know
why it's not responding.

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Some days, I wish my job was
just drinking wine all day.

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We've gotta get you
over to the press room.

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Sir--

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Not now, number eight.

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Sir, on instruction,

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it is a code 9-dash-5-9-B
level emergency.

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How bad is it?

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Do not open the hotel
until I give word.

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I'm on it. I'm gone
with the wind.

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Go! Go! Go!

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Ladies first.

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You've gotta
be kidding me.

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Oh, no!

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Matt!

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Gabby!

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Matt!

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Matt!

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Matt!

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Dad!

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Matt!
Whoa!

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Whaah! Ohh!

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Come on.

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Where are we going?
To get 'em!

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Breaking news
just into our newsroom now.

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There are reports
of a tornado near Las Vegas.

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Already reports of damage,
and residents and tourists

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are urged at this time to get
inside. Now, Emergency crews...

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What channel is NBC,
Jamie?

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Show me NBC.

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We will keep our viewers
up to date

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as more details emerge.

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How did you do that?
Voice remote.

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We just had
Xfinity X1 installed.

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What everyone
must be wondering

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is why these storms
are happening now

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Billionaire
Aston Reynolds

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created a successful
pulse technology

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to stop the formation of sharknadoes
before they became a threat.

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Apparently
it's now faltered.

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Oh, my God.

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Ah hah! Jackpot!

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Come on.

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Crap!

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Jackpot!

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Aah!

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Come on, Norm.
We gotta go.

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Let me off!
Help!

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All right,
I'm gonna get Matt.

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Help those people
over there.

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Go, go, go!

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Go, go, go!

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Come on! Get out!

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Come on! Get out!

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Out! Come on, guys! Out!

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Out! Get out!
Go, go, go!

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Gabby!

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Try to land
down there!

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The wind is too strong!

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Dad!

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Dad, grab Gaby!

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Dad, grab my wife!

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Wife?!

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Hold on!
I'm coming for you!

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Hold on!

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00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:33,977
I can't hold on!

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There are
sharks below!

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Come towards me!
We'll get in the car!

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I can do this.
I could do this.

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You're gonna
have to climb up!

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Climb up me!

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It's safer in the car.

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Pull!

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Yaah!

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Reach!

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We'll be safer in the car!

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Fin Shepard.
Welcome to the family.

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Fin! The car
isn't steady!

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You need
to get out of here!

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We can take care
of ourselves!

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You're not safe here!
Go!

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We need to get
out of this car.

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Why?

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Strap in.

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What are you doing?
I'm surfing.

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You're crazy!
It's what I do best.

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Heading towards that!

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Open your door!

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Just hold on!

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All right. Let's go
find Matt and Gemini.

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Gabrielle,
jump in the back.

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Fin! Thank God
you're alive!

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How'd you get down?

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What happens
in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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Elvis!

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Hail to the king.

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I found Matt.
He's a mile down the Strip.

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Flood!

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I don't see Matt!

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The G.P.S. says
he's on top

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of the Empire State
Building.

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We have to get to him.

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How are we gonna drive
through the flood?

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We're not.

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The devastation
of the Las Vegas sharknado,

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which curiously this time
is sand-based, is immense.

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Many iconic hotels
have been destroyed,

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as well as the famous
"Welcome to Las Vegas" sign

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that has greeted visitors
from around the world.

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Oh, Aston,
what have you done?

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I see the hotel!

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00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,294
We've got incoming!

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00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,338
Gabrielle, take the wheel.
Stay the course.

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Let's find some weapons.

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Savanna, I told you
to lay off the buffets.

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Daddy,
now's not the time!

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00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,016
Where's your brother?
Daddy!

264
00:15:41,101 --> 00:15:42,809
Grayson!
Get over here!

265
00:15:42,895 --> 00:15:45,020
Hold on! Hold on!
Hold on!

266
00:15:46,774 --> 00:15:48,023
Daddy!

267
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,987
Hey, bud, you know
how to raise a sail?!

268
00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:56,782
Of course not!

269
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,450
Well, grab your friends,
and figure it out.

270
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:10,545
Hey, grab this line!
Pull as hard as you can!

271
00:16:10,631 --> 00:16:12,255
Don't stop pulling!

272
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:16,051
Pull it, you baby!

273
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:17,969
You're hoisting
like my sister!

274
00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:21,932
Sorry! I've never raised the
sails on a pirate ship before!

275
00:16:22,008 --> 00:16:23,725
I'm an accountant,
all right?!

276
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,688
Sharks!
There's sharks coming!

277
00:16:27,773 --> 00:16:28,689
Okay, grab that end.

278
00:16:28,774 --> 00:16:30,273
God!

279
00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:38,907
Grab that sword!

280
00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,534
What am I supposed
to do with this?!

281
00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:42,828
Fight for your life!

282
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,287
Oh! You see that?!

283
00:16:44,364 --> 00:16:45,247
Yeah, great, kid!

284
00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:46,415
Don't get cocky!

285
00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:52,421
Fin, get up here!
I need you!

286
00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:53,797
I'm on my way!

287
00:17:00,547 --> 00:17:01,680
Storm's getting
close to Matt.

288
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,098
Matt!

289
00:17:05,018 --> 00:17:06,893
Gaah!

290
00:17:06,979 --> 00:17:08,603
I'm coming
for you, baby!

291
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:11,189
I gotta stop it!
I need explosives!

292
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,524
I saw fireworks
down below!

293
00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:13,650
Go get 'em!

294
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:24,536
Ready.

295
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:25,954
Aim.

296
00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:27,080
Fire!

297
00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:34,588
Whaah!
Matt!

298
00:17:38,802 --> 00:17:40,177
Whoa!

299
00:17:44,308 --> 00:17:46,141
Permission
to come aboard, sir.

300
00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:48,477
Permission granted.

301
00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:49,853
Come here.

302
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:56,401
You still haven't
kissed the bride yet.

303
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:05,243
Sharkberg
right ahead!

304
00:18:13,212 --> 00:18:14,336
Whaah!

305
00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:17,047
We're sinking!
Run to the mast!

306
00:18:22,596 --> 00:18:24,054
Hang on, guys.

307
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:28,266
It looks like it's
leaving Las Vegas.

308
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,018
It's heading
into the desert.

309
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:33,814
We're all gonna die!

310
00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:36,107
I need a weapon!

311
00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:37,526
There!
Yeah.

312
00:18:47,287 --> 00:18:49,412
Viva Las Vegas.

313
00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:51,039
♪ Shark! ♪

314
00:18:58,257 --> 00:19:00,465
♪ Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go ♪

315
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,051
♪ Run away
from the sharknado ♪

316
00:19:03,136 --> 00:19:05,345
♪ It's your greatest foe,
foe, foe ♪

317
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,515
♪ Don't wanna get eaten
by a sharknado ♪

318
00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:58,384
And so Sin City digs out

319
00:19:58,461 --> 00:20:00,761
after
an almost biblical scouring

320
00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:03,347
by sand and water
and sharks.

321
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,267
After five years
without a sharknado attack,

322
00:20:06,311 --> 00:20:07,268
they're back.

323
00:20:07,312 --> 00:20:09,312
Are the tarps
holding up?

324
00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:13,098
Okay. Well,
we're headed home.

325
00:20:13,175 --> 00:20:14,266
Look, if it
gets too difficult,

326
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,518
stay in
the storm shelter.

327
00:20:15,603 --> 00:20:16,685
You're well protected
there.

328
00:20:16,771 --> 00:20:18,062
There's plenty
of food and water.

329
00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:20,481
It should last you
until at least we get home.

330
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:22,858
Ah, sweetheart, please
come home in one piece.

331
00:20:22,944 --> 00:20:24,318
Tell Gilly I love him.

332
00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:25,402
I will.

333
00:20:25,488 --> 00:20:27,321
I'm a big
bad shark, fish.

334
00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:28,656
I'm gonna eat you all up.

335
00:20:28,699 --> 00:20:29,615
See him soon.

336
00:20:29,692 --> 00:20:31,242
I love you.
Bye, Mom.

337
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:32,576
But the looming question,

338
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:34,787
what happened to Astro-X's

339
00:20:34,863 --> 00:20:37,748
vaunted atmosphere
stabilization system

340
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:40,125
and the billion-dollar
AstroPod locations

341
00:20:40,202 --> 00:20:42,169
created to prevent them?

342
00:20:42,213 --> 00:20:45,422
Is this the end of the public's
love affair with Astro-X?

343
00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:47,424
San Francisco's calling,

344
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,218
and they want to know
if they should just cancel

345
00:20:49,303 --> 00:20:51,095
your media conference
you had scheduled for today.

346
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,680
Cancel it.
I gotta stay here.

347
00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:54,598
Also contact
Colonel Shepard.

348
00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:58,769
I gotta accelerate the
timeline for his Mech program.

349
00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:00,271
Something tells me
we're gonna need that

350
00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:01,689
before the day
is through.

351
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:03,065
All right. Got it.

352
00:21:12,451 --> 00:21:15,661
Talk to me, Colonel. I need to
hear if the mic is working.

353
00:21:15,738 --> 00:21:17,955
Say something, like
that speech you gave

354
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,873
to the fifth graders
yesterday.

355
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:22,376
Okay.

356
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:25,254
There I was,
alone, stranded,

357
00:21:25,339 --> 00:21:27,673
abandoned by everyone
and everything.

358
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,633
Was I scared? No.

359
00:21:29,719 --> 00:21:31,260
Now, you gotta understand,

360
00:21:31,345 --> 00:21:33,804
I didn't know
that Aston Reynolds

361
00:21:33,889 --> 00:21:35,306
was relocating
the rockets--

362
00:21:35,391 --> 00:21:37,141
Okay. And you're not
here to win an Oscar.

363
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:41,478
Hey, I get a standing ovation every time.
Every time.

364
00:21:41,564 --> 00:21:44,315
That's because they're getting
ready to run out to recess.

365
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,150
Okay, you got me there.

366
00:21:46,235 --> 00:21:47,818
Dr. Wexler,
we're ready.

367
00:21:49,322 --> 00:21:50,988
Okay.

368
00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:53,907
Beam me up, Wilford!

369
00:21:53,951 --> 00:21:57,536
3, 2, 1...

370
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,207
Wilford?

371
00:22:02,284 --> 00:22:04,793
We have a problem.

372
00:22:04,879 --> 00:22:06,879
You okay?

373
00:22:06,955 --> 00:22:09,965
Better than blowing me up
like you did last time.

374
00:22:10,051 --> 00:22:11,550
Get me down from here!

375
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:17,848
Hello, sweetheart!

376
00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:19,308
You need
to get down.

377
00:22:19,393 --> 00:22:20,309
Aston just called.

378
00:22:20,394 --> 00:22:21,393
Okay.

379
00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:25,606
You okay?

380
00:22:27,234 --> 00:22:28,776
I've had better days.

381
00:22:28,819 --> 00:22:31,528
Back to the drawing board,
eh?

382
00:22:31,614 --> 00:22:33,155
We need to talk,
Grandpa.

383
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,449
Hey,
don't call me Grandpa.

384
00:22:35,493 --> 00:22:37,159
I know. Colonel.

385
00:22:37,244 --> 00:22:39,203
Thank you. So...

386
00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:41,372
what did Aston want?

387
00:22:41,457 --> 00:22:44,458
He wants the Mech suit ready
before the end of the day.

388
00:22:44,502 --> 00:22:46,293
Uh, sure.
Let's go get it.

389
00:22:46,337 --> 00:22:47,670
How's it going,
Captain?

390
00:22:47,755 --> 00:22:49,546
Good. We're good.

391
00:22:49,632 --> 00:22:51,256
You?
Good.

392
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:53,717
Dad, I'm sorry I wasn't
there for Mom's funeral.

393
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:55,344
No, don't, Matt.

394
00:22:55,429 --> 00:22:58,472
She knew how much
you loved her.

395
00:22:58,516 --> 00:23:00,933
She loved you very much.
She'd be very proud of you.

396
00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:02,601
You're just a little
sore right now,

397
00:23:02,678 --> 00:23:04,019
but you'll be
good to go.

398
00:23:04,105 --> 00:23:05,020
Thanks.

399
00:23:05,106 --> 00:23:06,855
Mr. Shepard.
Mr. Shepard,

400
00:23:06,941 --> 00:23:08,816
I'm with MSNBC.
Not now, please.

401
00:23:08,859 --> 00:23:09,942
I just have
one question.

402
00:23:10,018 --> 00:23:11,485
Are you single?

403
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:15,280
Because I might
be able to set you up.

404
00:23:17,451 --> 00:23:18,992
Why didn't you want
to be interviewed?

405
00:23:19,036 --> 00:23:19,993
You saved
all those people.

406
00:23:20,037 --> 00:23:22,037
I need to get back
to Kansas.

407
00:23:22,123 --> 00:23:23,580
Gotta get back
to little Gil.

408
00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:25,165
I promised him
I'd be home.

409
00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:26,792
I wasn't there enough
for Matt growing up.

410
00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:28,460
I don't want
to make the same mistake.

411
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,421
He turned out
just fine.

412
00:23:30,506 --> 00:23:32,548
Yeah, he did.

413
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:35,175
All right, I couldn't
get us a rental car,

414
00:23:35,219 --> 00:23:37,803
but I got us
a ticket to that.

415
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,138
That?

416
00:23:39,214 --> 00:23:40,723
Yes. It'll take us
out of the flood zone,

417
00:23:40,808 --> 00:23:42,766
and we can just take
a train or a plane

418
00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:44,309
and just head home, right?

419
00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:45,310
Yeah. Let's do it.

420
00:24:07,042 --> 00:24:08,083
Hey.

421
00:24:08,169 --> 00:24:09,084
Hey, Dad.

422
00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:10,627
April, you did well.

423
00:24:10,713 --> 00:24:13,422
34.2 miles.
That's Olympic-worthy.

424
00:24:13,507 --> 00:24:15,716
And right now
you need to plug in.

425
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,800
I know.

426
00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:27,169
Oh, Mr. Reynolds.

427
00:24:27,254 --> 00:24:28,671
Parker.
Yeah.

428
00:24:28,756 --> 00:24:30,339
You're responsible
for the pods for Vegas

429
00:24:30,424 --> 00:24:32,424
and the surrounding areas
for 250 miles, right?

430
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:33,384
Yes, but--
You're fired.

431
00:24:33,469 --> 00:24:35,094
Hang on. It wasn't--

432
00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:36,970
You failed to properly
maintain the pressure systems,

433
00:24:37,014 --> 00:24:39,598
allowing a sharknado to appear for
the first time in five years.

434
00:24:39,675 --> 00:24:41,433
Technically speaking,
it's a dust devil.

435
00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:43,477
What is he still doing here?
Get him out of here.

436
00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:44,561
Gotta come with me.
Hey!

437
00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:45,771
You're in charge.
Talk to me.

438
00:24:45,848 --> 00:24:47,398
Why isn't this stopping?

439
00:24:47,483 --> 00:24:49,525
I mean, we tried to neutralize
the pressure around it.

440
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,110
Well, I tried to.
It didn't work.

441
00:24:51,186 --> 00:24:52,528
This thing is
on a mission.

442
00:24:52,613 --> 00:24:54,738
All right, give me a chance
to think about this.

443
00:24:54,824 --> 00:24:56,657
The jet is waiting
for you, sir.

444
00:25:03,749 --> 00:25:06,291
How about you? How did
you two lovebirds meet?

445
00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:09,378
Well, we were enlisted
in the same month,

446
00:25:09,463 --> 00:25:11,130
but we didn't
actually meet until...

447
00:25:11,206 --> 00:25:12,798
Two years later.

448
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,633
Three years later.

449
00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:16,885
I know, because I was
flying back from--

450
00:25:16,971 --> 00:25:18,345
Finland.
Germany.

451
00:25:18,389 --> 00:25:19,596
Oh, right.

452
00:25:19,682 --> 00:25:22,099
He gave up
his airline seat for me.

453
00:25:22,184 --> 00:25:23,809
I hate sitting
in the middle seat.

454
00:25:23,886 --> 00:25:26,019
I just wanted an excuse
to keep talking to you.

455
00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:30,190
So did you find out where
the sharknado was heading?

456
00:25:30,234 --> 00:25:31,275
No reception.

457
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,484
I couldn't
get a call out.

458
00:25:34,655 --> 00:25:36,447
I think I found it.

459
00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:46,081
What the hell's
going on?

460
00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:57,009
What's happening?

461
00:25:57,085 --> 00:25:58,051
Oh, hell, no.

462
00:25:58,095 --> 00:25:59,553
Get Aston on the phone.

463
00:25:59,597 --> 00:26:01,430
He's gonna want
to hear about this.

464
00:26:01,515 --> 00:26:03,682
Mr. Reynolds, you're looking
at the satellite images

465
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:05,684
of the flood
in the Grand Canyon.

466
00:26:05,761 --> 00:26:09,855
The casualties will be higher than Vegas.
Your company will be ruined.

467
00:26:09,932 --> 00:26:12,524
We gotta create some
kind of artificial dam.

468
00:26:12,601 --> 00:26:14,193
Guys, you aren't
gonna like this,

469
00:26:14,269 --> 00:26:16,320
but we're gonna have to
blow up the Grand Canyon.

470
00:26:20,743 --> 00:26:23,035
Dispatch, we have
a tornado with boulders

471
00:26:23,111 --> 00:26:26,038
and, I believe, sharks
heading toward this train.

472
00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:27,748
Can you copy?
Please advise.

473
00:26:27,792 --> 00:26:28,749
Did you say,
"Bouldernado"?

474
00:26:32,955 --> 00:26:34,963
We have passengers
on this train.

475
00:26:35,049 --> 00:26:37,424
Can we reroute this train? Or I
need to pull the emergency stop!

476
00:26:37,468 --> 00:26:39,384
Getting permission to
emergency stop. Over!

477
00:26:42,464 --> 00:26:44,306
It's coming in--

478
00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:56,985
Look!

479
00:26:57,071 --> 00:26:58,987
All right, the train's
out of control.

480
00:26:59,073 --> 00:27:00,531
I gotta stop it.

481
00:27:00,616 --> 00:27:01,573
Gemini, Gabrielle,
get to the front.

482
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,325
Bring all the passengers
with you.

483
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:06,411
Matt, you pull the pins halfway
out between the back cars.

484
00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:08,038
Yeah.
Ready? Let's go.

485
00:27:08,123 --> 00:27:10,082
Come on, everybody! Get to
the front of the train, now!

486
00:27:10,158 --> 00:27:11,583
Go! Go! Go! Get up!

487
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,669
Wait, no! We've got
to stay right here!

488
00:27:13,754 --> 00:27:15,462
Front of the train now!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

489
00:27:15,506 --> 00:27:16,880
Go!
Go! Move it!

490
00:27:16,966 --> 00:27:18,173
How are you gonna get
to the conductor?

491
00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:19,758
His door is secure.

492
00:27:19,835 --> 00:27:21,385
You can't get to it
from the passenger cars!

493
00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:23,053
I'm going
up and over.

494
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,958
Ahh!

495
00:27:53,035 --> 00:27:55,752
Roger. Mr. Reynolds, the flood
is coming right at you!

496
00:27:55,838 --> 00:27:58,630
Stay on target!
Stay on target!

497
00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:25,490
Red five going in.

498
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:39,296
Yeah!

499
00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:11,203
Folks, folks,
lives have been lost.

500
00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:14,498
We've lost the trust
of the greater American people.

501
00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:18,418
For five years,
for five successful years,

502
00:29:18,462 --> 00:29:21,129
there's not been one sharknado.

503
00:29:21,215 --> 00:29:23,256
Not because nature said
we're done,

504
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,634
because I said we're done.

505
00:29:25,719 --> 00:29:27,511
And we're still not done.

506
00:29:27,596 --> 00:29:29,846
Any questions?

507
00:29:29,932 --> 00:29:31,306
I'm not done.

508
00:29:31,392 --> 00:29:33,225
We need to find out
what's happening, folks,

509
00:29:33,301 --> 00:29:35,394
and we need to find out now.

510
00:29:35,470 --> 00:29:38,397
Sir, we found
Fin Shepard.

511
00:29:38,473 --> 00:29:40,524
Bring him here.

512
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,488
You guys all right?

513
00:29:53,321 --> 00:29:54,955
Who would do this?

514
00:29:54,999 --> 00:29:57,457
Who would want to destroy
the Grand Canyon?

515
00:29:57,501 --> 00:29:59,584
Looks like
we got company.

516
00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,130
I got a pretty good idea who.

517
00:30:08,871 --> 00:30:10,254
Unleash that potential!

518
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:12,798
Stronger!

519
00:30:12,842 --> 00:30:15,134
Faster, April!

520
00:30:15,178 --> 00:30:16,761
Come on!

521
00:30:16,804 --> 00:30:17,803
Come on!

522
00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:19,639
Faster, April!
You got this!

523
00:30:19,682 --> 00:30:21,098
Come on!

524
00:30:21,142 --> 00:30:24,185
Stronger!
That's it!

525
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:25,353
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

526
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,221
Why the hesitation?
Let's go.

527
00:30:27,232 --> 00:30:28,856
Because of what happened
to you last time.

528
00:30:28,891 --> 00:30:31,859
What, my arm? This has
nothing to do with me,

529
00:30:31,894 --> 00:30:34,320
has everything
to do with you.

530
00:30:34,364 --> 00:30:35,446
Give it to me!
Come on!

531
00:30:40,078 --> 00:30:42,236
That's good!
Come on!

532
00:30:42,247 --> 00:30:43,621
Whaah!

533
00:30:43,665 --> 00:30:45,539
How 'bout that?

534
00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:47,375
Pull it!

535
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,126
Come on!

536
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:51,412
More! Come on!

537
00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:54,340
Let's see what Swiss
Army April's made of.

538
00:30:54,384 --> 00:30:56,133
Twist.

539
00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:00,254
Now try out
your voice commands.

540
00:31:00,265 --> 00:31:02,181
Chainsaw on.

541
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,227
Chainsaw off.

542
00:31:07,763 --> 00:31:09,855
Now this one, you
gotta concentrate.

543
00:31:09,899 --> 00:31:10,731
Turn on the Force.

544
00:31:13,102 --> 00:31:16,237
May the Force
be with you.

545
00:31:25,456 --> 00:31:27,832
What are we doing
at an Astro-X facility?

546
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:30,167
Mr. Reynolds wanted
to speak to you.

547
00:31:30,211 --> 00:31:32,336
Never met
a billionaire before.

548
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,839
Think we can get
a honeymoon out of this?

549
00:31:34,882 --> 00:31:36,957
Pretty good idea.

550
00:31:36,968 --> 00:31:38,843
This is all his fault.

551
00:31:38,886 --> 00:31:40,627
You don't mess
with nature.

552
00:31:40,638 --> 00:31:42,680
Nature always finds a way,
and I'm gonna tell him that.

553
00:31:42,724 --> 00:31:46,017
Look, he's got his faults, but
he got my dad off the Moon,

554
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,685
so let's cut him
some slack.

555
00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:54,358
Yo, Finny.

556
00:31:55,903 --> 00:31:56,902
How's it going?

557
00:31:56,946 --> 00:31:58,145
It's going good.

558
00:31:58,156 --> 00:31:59,572
You blew up
the Grand Canyon.

559
00:31:59,615 --> 00:32:00,740
I stopped the flood.

560
00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:03,409
And I probably
saved a couple

561
00:32:03,453 --> 00:32:04,910
of boy scouts that
were beneath it,

562
00:32:04,954 --> 00:32:06,620
and I didn't even
ask for a thank-you.

563
00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:08,155
Thank you?

564
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:09,373
My pleasure.

565
00:32:10,659 --> 00:32:13,461
Fin, I got a beast
of a storm,

566
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,628
and it's headed
this way.

567
00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:16,630
I need your help.

568
00:32:16,665 --> 00:32:18,299
What do you want from me?

569
00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:20,334
I need you to get in
front of those cameras

570
00:32:20,345 --> 00:32:22,970
and let all of America know that
everything is gonna be all right.

571
00:32:23,005 --> 00:32:24,263
What?

572
00:32:24,307 --> 00:32:26,006
I'm not your mouthpiece,
Aston.

573
00:32:26,017 --> 00:32:27,808
Come on.
People believe in you.

574
00:32:27,843 --> 00:32:30,061
Just get in front of the
world and say that.

575
00:32:30,104 --> 00:32:32,063
They gotta hear it
from you.

576
00:32:32,106 --> 00:32:34,681
Buy me some time so I can fix this.
I can fix this.

577
00:32:34,692 --> 00:32:36,776
This isn't
a P.R. problem.

578
00:32:36,819 --> 00:32:39,686
This is a "you messed with Mother
Nature" problem, and I can't help you.

579
00:32:39,697 --> 00:32:41,021
I can see now.

580
00:32:41,032 --> 00:32:42,615
You're not ready for
this whole thing, huh?

581
00:32:42,658 --> 00:32:44,691
This is what you do.

582
00:32:44,702 --> 00:32:48,362
Los Angeles, D.C.,
New York.

583
00:32:48,373 --> 00:32:50,998
Where's the Fin Shepard
everyone knows and loves?

584
00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:53,959
Oh, I see.

585
00:32:54,003 --> 00:32:55,461
You're just pissed off

586
00:32:55,505 --> 00:32:57,538
because I brought your
old man back to Earth

587
00:32:57,548 --> 00:32:58,539
and you didn't.

588
00:32:58,549 --> 00:33:00,800
Dad, come on.

589
00:33:00,843 --> 00:33:02,134
Real cute, everybody.

590
00:33:02,178 --> 00:33:04,303
I'm out of here.

591
00:33:04,347 --> 00:33:06,713
Just remember they're looking for
anchors at the Weather Channel.

592
00:33:06,724 --> 00:33:09,517
Yeah, "Partly cloudy,

593
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,185
"uh, but fix bayonets,

594
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,520
because there's
a sharknado coming!"

595
00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,355
And somebody
gotta save the day.

596
00:33:14,390 --> 00:33:16,056
And who you gonna call?

597
00:33:16,067 --> 00:33:18,192
It's not you anymore,
is it?

598
00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:20,069
Back to your world.

599
00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:27,326
We are live from the Astro-X
headquarters in Prescott, Arizona,

600
00:33:27,370 --> 00:33:30,538
where the first sharknado attack
in five years has occurred.

601
00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:33,374
That's right, Natalie, but what
everyone must be wondering

602
00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:35,376
is why these storms
are happening now.

603
00:33:35,411 --> 00:33:37,461
Regular sharknadoes
are water-based,

604
00:33:37,505 --> 00:33:41,081
but the one that formed over Las
Vegas was created from sand,

605
00:33:41,092 --> 00:33:42,716
so a sand-nado?

606
00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:44,418
Well, Natalie,
to be exact,

607
00:33:44,429 --> 00:33:45,719
a shark-sand-nado.

608
00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:48,755
And once the sand-nado
hit the Hoover Dam,

609
00:33:48,766 --> 00:33:51,091
it picked up rocks
in the desert

610
00:33:51,102 --> 00:33:53,811
to form what is now being
dubbed a bouldernado.

611
00:33:53,855 --> 00:33:55,762
We're now
going to go live

612
00:33:55,773 --> 00:33:58,098
with "Today Show's"
new storm chaser van-cam

613
00:33:58,109 --> 00:34:00,985
and reporter
Ron McDonald. Ron?

614
00:34:01,028 --> 00:34:04,363
I'm proud to be joining
the "Today Show"

615
00:34:04,407 --> 00:34:07,741
as part of
the storm chaser

616
00:34:07,776 --> 00:34:10,911
van-cam
mobile studio.

617
00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:14,114
This vehicle
was designed

618
00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:18,619
to get as close as
possible to a tornado,

619
00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:22,298
particularly
a sharknado.

620
00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:28,462
What is this?

621
00:34:28,473 --> 00:34:31,098
This is where
all the magic happens.

622
00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:33,100
Is that the Mech suit?

623
00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:34,894
The one that Aston
sent you to get.

624
00:34:34,937 --> 00:34:36,896
It's not even finished.

625
00:34:36,939 --> 00:34:38,772
Yeah, I know.
You want to tell him that?

626
00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:40,232
What does he
need it for?

627
00:34:40,276 --> 00:34:42,809
To boldly go where
no man has gone before.

628
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:45,112
Seriously, Colonel?
Star Wars?

629
00:34:45,147 --> 00:34:46,906
Uh, Trek.
Huh?

630
00:34:46,949 --> 00:34:48,616
Star Trek,
not Star Wars.

631
00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:50,951
Yeah, we got
a lot of work to do.

632
00:34:52,663 --> 00:34:54,538
And a lot of movies
to see.

633
00:35:00,004 --> 00:35:02,046
We got trouble.

634
00:35:03,466 --> 00:35:04,965
It's gaining on us.

635
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,301
Hurry! Can't we
go any faster?!

636
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:08,928
Dad, let me drive.
I drove combat--

637
00:35:08,971 --> 00:35:09,970
Matt,
I got this.

638
00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:12,306
I can do this.
Matt, I got it.

639
00:35:12,341 --> 00:35:13,682
We need
to find shelter!

640
00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:17,010
This is bad.

641
00:35:17,021 --> 00:35:18,395
I need you
to find supplies.

642
00:35:18,439 --> 00:35:19,605
My phone doesn't work.

643
00:35:19,649 --> 00:35:21,273
We're running out
of options.

644
00:35:21,317 --> 00:35:22,942
We can't keep running away
from it.

645
00:35:22,985 --> 00:35:24,818
We have to fight!
Kill or be killed!

646
00:35:24,853 --> 00:35:26,362
Matt's right.
We need to stop.

647
00:35:27,490 --> 00:35:29,573
Bingo.

648
00:35:29,617 --> 00:35:33,452
Chainsaw store!
Perfect!

649
00:35:33,496 --> 00:35:35,329
Hi. I'm Lori Greiner.

650
00:35:35,364 --> 00:35:37,081
Today we're making available

651
00:35:37,124 --> 00:35:39,959
the original sharknado
preparedness kit.

652
00:35:44,382 --> 00:35:46,799
The big thing
that makes this special...

653
00:35:46,842 --> 00:35:50,043
Nope, we don't deliver.
Hang up, lame-o.

654
00:35:50,054 --> 00:35:52,179
I need a chainsaw.

655
00:35:52,214 --> 00:35:54,047
You've come to the
right place, sir.

656
00:35:54,058 --> 00:35:56,183
We got the best
selection of chainsaws

657
00:35:56,218 --> 00:35:57,884
in the whole
state of Texas.

658
00:35:57,895 --> 00:36:00,020
Not to mention
the sweet meat

659
00:36:00,055 --> 00:36:03,148
that my brother Chop-Top puts
into his croissant sandwiches.

660
00:36:03,192 --> 00:36:06,151
Will this be for
logging or home use?

661
00:36:06,195 --> 00:36:07,861
Heh heh.
Neither.

662
00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:09,730
Lot of people recommend
the Stihl 3000,

663
00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:10,698
but personally,
sir,

664
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:13,033
I say you
can't go wrong

665
00:36:13,068 --> 00:36:14,735
with this baby.

666
00:36:14,745 --> 00:36:17,997
Homelite calls this
one the turbo model.

667
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,039
That's right.

668
00:36:19,074 --> 00:36:21,041
And when
those pesky teenagers

669
00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:22,209
start snooping
around our property,

670
00:36:22,244 --> 00:36:24,003
we take this bad boy
and hand it over

671
00:36:24,046 --> 00:36:25,245
to my brother Gunnar
there.

672
00:36:25,256 --> 00:36:26,630
He chases 'em
clean away.

673
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:33,679
- I'll take it.
- Let's go! Let's go!

674
00:36:33,723 --> 00:36:35,088
Sharknado's coming! You guys
gotta get out of there!

675
00:36:35,099 --> 00:36:37,057
Oh, no! It's a great white!
Grab your--

676
00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:38,350
We lost 'lectricity!

677
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,065
It's gonna hit
the oil field.

678
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,036
Oilnado.

679
00:36:57,079 --> 00:36:58,996
That's new.

680
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:01,832
That's not good.

681
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:06,378
Firenado.

682
00:37:08,758 --> 00:37:10,624
It's gonna burn down
this whole town.

683
00:37:10,635 --> 00:37:12,926
We need to find
something to put it out!

684
00:37:15,297 --> 00:37:16,630
Hey, Chop!

685
00:37:16,641 --> 00:37:18,724
You got any fire
extinguishers around here?

686
00:37:18,768 --> 00:37:21,644
Yeah, we got some around back!
Help yourself!

687
00:37:22,897 --> 00:37:24,271
This isn't
gonna cut it.

688
00:37:24,306 --> 00:37:25,564
We're gonna need
something bigger

689
00:37:25,608 --> 00:37:26,774
to get near that storm.

690
00:37:27,309 --> 00:37:28,484
What's that?

691
00:37:33,407 --> 00:37:35,491
Sweet.

692
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,925
You're all set.

693
00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:52,927
Matt, when I clear, you
know what to do, right?

694
00:37:53,012 --> 00:37:54,303
Good luck, Dad.

695
00:38:11,864 --> 00:38:14,657
The saw is family!

696
00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:28,796
It wouldn't be Texas without
a chainsaw massacre.

697
00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:34,802
Dad, you're good!
Get out!

698
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:41,142
Matt, you got it?!

699
00:38:41,227 --> 00:38:42,226
Got it.

700
00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:49,233
Bite this!

701
00:38:57,910 --> 00:38:59,952
It worked!
It changed course!

702
00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:01,245
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!

703
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,046
What do we do now?

704
00:39:11,132 --> 00:39:12,465
Now we go to Kansas.

705
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,878
We have the approval
to install 75 more pods.

706
00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:27,088
Okay. I like that.

707
00:39:27,173 --> 00:39:28,839
Terry, you can handle that,
right?

708
00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:30,675
Well, sir,
each of these tornadoes

709
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,718
survived the blast from
our atmospheric reactors

710
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:33,886
because they're
not water-based.

711
00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:35,846
They're sand,
they're oil,

712
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:37,723
they're fire, and our reactors
didn't anticipate this.

713
00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:39,600
We just need
a solution.

714
00:39:39,686 --> 00:39:42,311
How do we find a reactor
that is strong enough

715
00:39:42,397 --> 00:39:43,771
to penetrate
the elements?

716
00:39:43,856 --> 00:39:45,564
That's the solution.
That's our prize.

717
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:48,609
We can infuse more
isotopes into the base.

718
00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:51,112
Okay. Okay, you go
with that, Terry.

719
00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:56,117
The news
is not good, folks.

720
00:39:56,202 --> 00:39:59,078
We understand that the
bouldernado has now evolved.

721
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:01,080
Well, to understand
how this is even possible,

722
00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:04,792
let's turn once again to our
storm chaser Ron McDonald. Ron?

723
00:40:04,877 --> 00:40:07,920
The storm has been
rushing through Texas.

724
00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:11,507
It hit an oil field,
creating an oilnado.

725
00:40:11,592 --> 00:40:15,511
The oilnado exploded,
creating a firenado.

726
00:40:15,596 --> 00:40:19,265
The firenado hit
an electrical plant,

727
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:21,934
creating
a lightning-nado.

728
00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:23,477
Lightning-nado?

729
00:40:23,563 --> 00:40:27,440
And it's headed
straight for Kansas.

730
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:31,110
And we will keep our viewers
informed as more details emerge

731
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:32,987
from yet another
catastrophic event.

732
00:40:33,072 --> 00:40:34,447
But the big
question, Natalie,

733
00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:36,449
that's on everyone's
minds right now...

734
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,491
Yeah.

735
00:40:37,577 --> 00:40:39,702
Where is
Fin Shepard?

736
00:40:44,551 --> 00:40:46,842
Is Fin alive?
April?

737
00:40:46,928 --> 00:40:48,844
You mean you've been lying
to me this entire time?

738
00:40:48,930 --> 00:40:49,762
April! April!

739
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,013
I want to see
my family.

740
00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:52,181
You're not ready.

741
00:40:52,267 --> 00:40:54,350
What we've done here
is temporary

742
00:40:54,435 --> 00:40:56,352
until you recovered.
What's wrong with you?

743
00:40:56,437 --> 00:40:58,563
I want you to be with your
husband and your children,

744
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:01,566
but I can't offer them hope, only
to have it taken away again.

745
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,710
I'm gonna find them.

746
00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:04,711
April!

747
00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:07,822
Open the door.

748
00:41:07,907 --> 00:41:09,824
No! I'm not gonna
open the door for you!

749
00:41:09,909 --> 00:41:11,659
You stay in here! This
is where you belong!

750
00:41:11,744 --> 00:41:12,994
Open the door.

751
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,121
No! I'm not gonna
open the door for you!

752
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,122
You stay in here!

753
00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:22,128
Pay attention
to your dad! Come on!

754
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:23,796
I'll be back.

755
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,590
April!

756
00:41:45,445 --> 00:41:47,862
Lopez,
do you copy?

757
00:41:47,947 --> 00:41:49,155
Go for Lopez.

758
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:50,990
Do you have
the new isotope?

759
00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:53,451
Yes, sir.
Isotope's in hand.

760
00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:55,494
Placing them
as we speak.

761
00:41:55,613 --> 00:42:00,750
You need to hurry. A lavanado
activated in Yellowstone.

762
00:42:00,835 --> 00:42:02,627
I'll protect
Mount Rushmore.

763
00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:05,296
I'll superkick that storm
back to the Dark Ages.

764
00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:06,547
Rushmore's hot.

765
00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:08,883
So are 15 other
key anchors in the U.S.

766
00:42:08,968 --> 00:42:10,843
We've dropped a reactor
in each of these pods.

767
00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:12,261
Did you juice 'em up?
Yes.

768
00:42:12,347 --> 00:42:14,180
In addition to increasing
isotopes in key areas,

769
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:15,681
we were able
to get the reactors

770
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,266
over the same level
of launch used

771
00:42:17,352 --> 00:42:19,185
as the ones that got Colonel
Shepard off the moon.

772
00:42:19,303 --> 00:42:20,686
Okay.
Sir, hold on!

773
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:22,063
Really?
I own the building.

774
00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:23,272
Are we able
to get rid

775
00:42:23,358 --> 00:42:24,732
of all the sharknadoes
in the U.S.?

776
00:42:24,817 --> 00:42:26,400
We're only talking
about two right now.

777
00:42:26,486 --> 00:42:28,361
We're talking about
a sharknado here

778
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,362
and one here.

779
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,905
Okay, now what about
this one?

780
00:42:30,990 --> 00:42:32,239
Well,
that's a new one,

781
00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:33,574
and it's
heading north.

782
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:35,868
It's headed
towards our headquarters.

783
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,092
Come on.
We gotta get out of here.

784
00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:52,468
Where are we going?

785
00:42:52,553 --> 00:42:53,969
Just keep your head down,
and get in the car.

786
00:42:55,098 --> 00:42:56,013
Get in.

787
00:43:04,482 --> 00:43:05,606
Watch out, Grandpa.

788
00:43:05,692 --> 00:43:08,567
Hang on. Hang on.
What's going on?

789
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:10,945
The storm is
getting too strong.

790
00:43:11,030 --> 00:43:12,279
Whoa!

791
00:43:13,658 --> 00:43:15,116
Whoa!

792
00:43:16,619 --> 00:43:17,785
What's going on here?

793
00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:21,706
The car is being picked up
by the storm!

794
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,000
Be careful!
Hang on.

795
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,967
Mommy!

796
00:43:33,052 --> 00:43:34,385
Daddy!

797
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:38,556
Mommy!

798
00:43:43,062 --> 00:43:44,145
Daddy!

799
00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:49,859
Go to your mom!

800
00:43:49,944 --> 00:43:51,736
I'm scared.

801
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,237
What's your name?

802
00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:54,572
Alex.

803
00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:56,365
Alex, I need you
to trust me, okay?

804
00:43:58,235 --> 00:43:59,618
Do you like Iron Man?

805
00:44:00,747 --> 00:44:02,705
I'm his wife, okay?

806
00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,749
Now run to safety. Go!

807
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:05,916
Go!

808
00:44:14,343 --> 00:44:15,926
Mom?

809
00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:18,345
You're both alive.

810
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:29,025
We thought
you were dead.

811
00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:30,526
I thought
you guys were dead.

812
00:44:30,603 --> 00:44:32,528
Where were you
all this time?

813
00:44:32,605 --> 00:44:33,863
With my dad.

814
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:36,616
Wilford?!
Yeah.

815
00:44:36,701 --> 00:44:38,785
He didn't tell me
anything about this.

816
00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:41,162
He lied to us.

817
00:44:41,247 --> 00:44:42,872
Get in.

818
00:44:45,335 --> 00:44:46,626
Crap.

819
00:44:46,711 --> 00:44:49,337
Great.
That doesn't sound good.

820
00:44:49,422 --> 00:44:51,839
That firenado really did
a number on this car.

821
00:44:51,925 --> 00:44:53,299
I know someone
we can call.

822
00:44:53,384 --> 00:44:54,675
Here. Take my phone.

823
00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:56,677
Look for Colton
in the contact list.

824
00:44:56,763 --> 00:44:59,180
You're watching
"Chicago Today,"

825
00:44:59,265 --> 00:45:01,224
your number one news source
for the Windy City.

826
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:02,683
Hi.
I'm Howard Beale.

827
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:05,436
We're joined by
Mayor Sandra Mansfield.

828
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,188
Now, Mayor,
you're saying

829
00:45:07,273 --> 00:45:09,315
the cause of all
these sharknadoes

830
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,652
is this man,
Finley Allan Shepard

831
00:45:12,737 --> 00:45:15,780
I am mad as hell, and I'm
not gonna take it anymore.

832
00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:17,490
Wherever he goes,
danger follows.

833
00:45:17,575 --> 00:45:20,952
You're a threat, and you're
not allowed in Chicago.

834
00:45:20,995 --> 00:45:22,870
I'm gonna get you
Fin Shepard

835
00:45:22,956 --> 00:45:24,622
and your
little chainsaw, too.

836
00:45:26,251 --> 00:45:27,542
Well, we're in Kansas.

837
00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:32,922
Where is your friend
and his car?

838
00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:34,966
Don't worry about it.
He'll be here.

839
00:45:49,774 --> 00:45:52,024
Should we get in?

840
00:45:52,110 --> 00:45:54,610
Fin!

841
00:45:54,687 --> 00:45:55,570
Colton.

842
00:45:55,655 --> 00:45:57,947
Fin! Ha ha.
You found her.

843
00:45:58,024 --> 00:46:00,241
Ah, she's got a mind
of her own sometimes.

844
00:46:00,326 --> 00:46:02,618
Yeah, nice trick
with the remote control.

845
00:46:02,695 --> 00:46:05,037
I need a car. I gotta get to
my son in the next town down.

846
00:46:05,123 --> 00:46:06,539
Your son?
Oh, don't worry.

847
00:46:06,624 --> 00:46:08,207
She can get you there
no problem.

848
00:46:08,293 --> 00:46:10,501
You fighting sharks?
Ah, something like that.

849
00:46:10,545 --> 00:46:13,421
We got a little spider
infestation at Fort Lauderdale.

850
00:46:13,506 --> 00:46:14,797
But it's no problem.

851
00:46:14,874 --> 00:46:17,091
We got the job done,
her and I.

852
00:46:18,469 --> 00:46:20,177
Ah, looks like we got
some saving to do.

853
00:46:20,221 --> 00:46:22,054
You take care
of her, okay?

854
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,556
And she'll find me
when you're done.

855
00:46:23,641 --> 00:46:25,308
She? Got a name?
Christine.

856
00:46:25,384 --> 00:46:27,935
She's bad to the bone.

857
00:46:28,021 --> 00:46:30,104
I'll see ya, Fin!
Ha ha ha!

858
00:46:31,482 --> 00:46:32,773
♪ You know what I do ♪

859
00:46:34,027 --> 00:46:36,277
♪ I don't need no weapons ♪

860
00:46:36,362 --> 00:46:39,488
♪ I got attitude ♪

861
00:46:39,565 --> 00:46:42,658
♪ Won't go down in flames ♪

862
00:46:42,735 --> 00:46:44,911
♪ Like those before ♪

863
00:46:44,996 --> 00:46:47,330
♪ I ain't no kamikaze ♪

864
00:46:47,406 --> 00:46:49,832
♪ No, I'm coming back for more ♪

865
00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:52,126
♪ 'Cause I'm a bad ass ♪

866
00:46:52,211 --> 00:46:55,004
♪ Bad ass ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm a bad ass ♪

867
00:46:55,081 --> 00:46:57,840
♪ How do you do? ♪

868
00:47:00,136 --> 00:47:02,511
Oh! April.

869
00:47:03,806 --> 00:47:06,933
Colonel. Claudia,
good to see you.

870
00:47:07,018 --> 00:47:09,852
Grandpa Wilford, why
wouldn't you tell us?

871
00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:12,271
Wilford, seriously.

872
00:47:12,357 --> 00:47:14,148
Well, the doctors didn't
know what they were doing.

873
00:47:14,233 --> 00:47:15,983
I had to get her out
of that hospital

874
00:47:16,069 --> 00:47:18,069
so I could take over
and protect her

875
00:47:18,112 --> 00:47:19,946
and build her back
into what she is.

876
00:47:20,031 --> 00:47:24,075
And I used our resources in the
Mech program to rebuild her.

877
00:47:24,118 --> 00:47:25,660
I knew I could
fix you, honey.

878
00:47:25,745 --> 00:47:27,119
You're my daughter.
You're my blood.

879
00:47:27,205 --> 00:47:30,122
But you told me
they were dead,

880
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,583
that when the shuttle fell,
that they died.

881
00:47:32,627 --> 00:47:35,002
You lied to me
this whole time.

882
00:47:35,088 --> 00:47:37,088
I believed you.
And then you told me

883
00:47:37,131 --> 00:47:39,507
that the Colonel
was left on the Moon.

884
00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:41,217
You didn't need
to hear this.

885
00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:42,593
You bring her
back to life,

886
00:47:42,637 --> 00:47:44,637
but you let all of us
believe she's dead!

887
00:47:44,722 --> 00:47:47,181
Hey, Colonel, I respect
you very much,

888
00:47:47,266 --> 00:47:48,683
and I hope
you understand

889
00:47:48,768 --> 00:47:50,476
when I'm talking about
the science of--

890
00:47:50,561 --> 00:47:52,353
You're not a scientist.
You're a lunatic.

891
00:47:52,438 --> 00:47:53,771
I know what I'm doing.

892
00:47:53,815 --> 00:47:56,148
Dad has your ashes
on the fireplace.

893
00:47:56,234 --> 00:47:58,025
Uh, that's your dog.

894
00:47:58,111 --> 00:47:59,652
Oh, my God.

895
00:47:59,737 --> 00:48:02,154
The ashes
are your dog.

896
00:48:05,243 --> 00:48:07,410
Now I have this
to show you.

897
00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:15,334
This is for you,
Colonel.

898
00:48:16,421 --> 00:48:18,754
Aston, I got it.

899
00:48:18,831 --> 00:48:20,715
I need a lift.

900
00:48:24,837 --> 00:48:26,804
We need to put the city
on lockdown immediately.

901
00:48:26,848 --> 00:48:28,055
Contact
the National Guard.

902
00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:29,223
Get ahold
of General Burton.

903
00:48:29,308 --> 00:48:31,225
If the Sharknado
heads this way,

904
00:48:31,310 --> 00:48:33,477
it's gonna go right through the
downtown heart of Salt Lake City

905
00:48:33,521 --> 00:48:35,187
and the Salt Lake
Comic Con.

906
00:48:35,273 --> 00:48:37,231
Hey, Salt Lake Comic Con!

907
00:48:37,316 --> 00:48:38,566
Dan Farr and I
have to tell you

908
00:48:38,651 --> 00:48:41,861
the panel has been canceled.

909
00:48:41,946 --> 00:48:43,654
There is a huge storm
brewing outside.

910
00:48:59,756 --> 00:49:01,297
We're sending people
to safety.

911
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:03,090
We're trying
to evacuate the area.

912
00:49:03,176 --> 00:49:04,592
Have the hyperjet
ready for me.

913
00:49:07,513 --> 00:49:09,805
♪ I won't give in ♪

914
00:49:10,975 --> 00:49:16,604
♪ It's sink or swim ♪

915
00:49:16,689 --> 00:49:18,731
♪ I'm gonna take a bow ♪

916
00:49:19,776 --> 00:49:22,109
We got company!

917
00:49:29,452 --> 00:49:30,659
Whoa!
Go!

918
00:49:30,736 --> 00:49:31,952
Oh, my God!
It's getting faster.

919
00:49:32,038 --> 00:49:33,621
Oh, my God. Crap.
It's gaining on us.

920
00:49:33,706 --> 00:49:35,164
Come on. Come on.
Oh, my God.

921
00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:36,248
There's the ball of twine
right there.

922
00:49:36,334 --> 00:49:37,541
It's coming closer!

923
00:49:37,585 --> 00:49:39,126
I know. I'm going
as fast as I can.

924
00:49:39,212 --> 00:49:40,336
Dad, pull over!

925
00:49:40,412 --> 00:49:42,088
This thing is
way too fast.

926
00:49:42,173 --> 00:49:44,507
We can't outrun it!
Pull over!

927
00:49:49,013 --> 00:49:50,638
Hold on.

928
00:49:52,141 --> 00:49:53,474
Go! Go! Go!

929
00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:55,476
Hey, get out
of here!

930
00:49:55,561 --> 00:49:58,437
I can't leave
my equipment! Oh, my...

931
00:49:58,523 --> 00:50:00,564
Aah!

932
00:50:04,403 --> 00:50:07,363
Shark! Help!

933
00:50:07,439 --> 00:50:09,365
Help! Shark! Help!

934
00:50:12,829 --> 00:50:14,578
Come on! Come on!

935
00:50:16,082 --> 00:50:16,997
Thank you.

936
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,541
My dog! My dog!

937
00:50:19,710 --> 00:50:21,085
Let's go! Move!

938
00:50:52,577 --> 00:50:53,784
You okay?

939
00:50:53,828 --> 00:50:55,411
Yeah.
How far is your farm?

940
00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,371
It's close,
less than a mile away.

941
00:50:57,456 --> 00:50:59,456
We run it!
Come on.

942
00:51:02,128 --> 00:51:04,962
You know,
it nearly killed Fin.

943
00:51:05,006 --> 00:51:08,174
He visited you every
single day for four years.

944
00:51:08,259 --> 00:51:10,593
You just wouldn't
come out of the coma.

945
00:51:10,669 --> 00:51:14,346
Your dad declared you
brain-dead with the doctors.

946
00:51:14,432 --> 00:51:15,723
Dad never
lost hope.

947
00:51:17,435 --> 00:51:18,684
And Gil?

948
00:51:18,769 --> 00:51:19,935
What about
little Gil?

949
00:51:20,012 --> 00:51:21,854
Gil! Little Gil.

950
00:51:21,939 --> 00:51:24,899
Well, he's great.

951
00:51:24,984 --> 00:51:26,025
He's five.

952
00:51:26,110 --> 00:51:28,068
He's five?
He's five.

953
00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:29,570
He's funny.
He's smart.

954
00:51:29,655 --> 00:51:31,155
He's--He's beautiful.

955
00:51:31,199 --> 00:51:32,406
Do you have a photo?
Yeah.

956
00:51:33,743 --> 00:51:35,201
Thank God
he takes after you, eh?

957
00:51:37,196 --> 00:51:38,370
We have
to call Dad.

958
00:51:38,456 --> 00:51:39,622
No. We have to tell him.

959
00:51:39,698 --> 00:51:41,790
Honey,
he wouldn't believe it.

960
00:51:41,867 --> 00:51:43,959
He's gotta see this
for himself.

961
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,592
We need to get
to the shelter!

962
00:51:54,639 --> 00:51:57,014
Get in, little Gil!
Hurry!

963
00:52:06,317 --> 00:52:08,025
I'm scared, Raye Raye.

964
00:52:08,069 --> 00:52:09,860
Heh. It's okay.

965
00:52:09,904 --> 00:52:11,278
You'll be all right.

966
00:52:15,326 --> 00:52:20,287
The storm of the century is
tearing through Tornado Alley.

967
00:52:20,373 --> 00:52:23,415
It's
obliterating Kansas.

968
00:52:23,501 --> 00:52:26,585
It's done nothing but
destruction in its wake.

969
00:52:26,671 --> 00:52:28,671
What's that up ahead?

970
00:52:28,747 --> 00:52:30,923
Be careful, you idiot!

971
00:52:31,008 --> 00:52:33,676
It's a-- it's a cow!

972
00:52:33,752 --> 00:52:36,762
It's another cow!

973
00:52:36,847 --> 00:52:39,723
Actually, I think
it's the same cow.

974
00:52:41,018 --> 00:52:44,687
It's a cow-nado!

975
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,582
Follow the road!

976
00:53:05,626 --> 00:53:07,126
Follow the yellow
brick road!

977
00:53:07,211 --> 00:53:09,169
I can't believe
I just said that.

978
00:53:10,589 --> 00:53:12,339
Come on! There's
weapons in the shed!

979
00:53:12,425 --> 00:53:13,340
Follow me!

980
00:53:34,313 --> 00:53:35,529
Thank you, Nova.

981
00:53:35,614 --> 00:53:37,656
I bet she's glad to be
in Paris right now.

982
00:53:45,991 --> 00:53:47,491
Matt, head to
the storm shelter.

983
00:53:47,493 --> 00:53:48,158
Protect Gil and Raye.

984
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,418
Okay, Dad.

985
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,328
Come on!

986
00:54:30,669 --> 00:54:32,961
Come on. The storm
shelter's over here.

987
00:54:36,801 --> 00:54:38,258
Raye! Little Gil!

988
00:54:38,344 --> 00:54:39,635
Oh, Matt.

989
00:54:40,679 --> 00:54:41,970
Where's Daddy?

990
00:54:42,047 --> 00:54:42,971
He's coming.

991
00:54:44,975 --> 00:54:46,975
Don't worry about him.
I'm gonna go get him.

992
00:54:47,052 --> 00:54:47,976
Wait! No! Come back!

993
00:54:48,053 --> 00:54:49,061
Dad! Dad!
Gilbert!

994
00:54:55,561 --> 00:54:57,069
Gabrielle!

995
00:55:07,289 --> 00:55:09,498
Dad! Dad!
Gil!

996
00:55:11,410 --> 00:55:13,210
Come to Mama.

997
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,130
Come on.

998
00:55:16,215 --> 00:55:18,340
Come on.

999
00:55:24,515 --> 00:55:26,473
We gotta go inside.
Come on.

1000
00:55:31,313 --> 00:55:33,397
Come on.

1001
00:55:37,903 --> 00:55:39,069
Hold on.

1002
00:55:41,407 --> 00:55:43,073
Come on, Gil! Ahh!

1003
00:55:47,746 --> 00:55:48,787
Gil, grab on!

1004
00:55:48,873 --> 00:55:51,707
Grab on!

1005
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,167
Gil, hold on!

1006
00:55:53,252 --> 00:55:54,543
Hold on, Gil!

1007
00:56:34,752 --> 00:56:36,418
Ohh.

1008
00:56:52,454 --> 00:56:54,954
Hold on, son! Hold on!

1009
00:56:55,081 --> 00:56:58,458
Fin! Fin!

1010
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,793
Help!

1011
00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:16,225
Ahh! Hold on!

1012
00:57:21,983 --> 00:57:22,940
Hold on!

1013
00:57:24,944 --> 00:57:27,362
Daddy! Daddy!

1014
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,696
Hold on!

1015
00:57:31,984 --> 00:57:33,576
Grab my hand!

1016
00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:37,163
Gil, grab my hand!

1017
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:41,918
Daddy! Daddy!

1018
00:57:42,003 --> 00:57:43,711
Dad! Daddy! Help!

1019
00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:53,805
Hello!
That was a stop sign!

1020
00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:55,307
I'm sorry, I totally paused.

1021
00:57:55,392 --> 00:57:56,600
What's going on?
Why are we stopping?

1022
00:57:56,685 --> 00:57:58,018
We can't make it
to the evac zone.

1023
00:57:58,145 --> 00:57:59,603
What are you talking about?

1024
00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:01,271
Ma'am, we have to get to
the shelter immediately.

1025
00:58:01,356 --> 00:58:02,731
You know whose fault
this is, right?

1026
00:58:02,849 --> 00:58:03,940
The storm?

1027
00:58:04,026 --> 00:58:06,276
No, you idiots,
Fin Shepard.

1028
00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:08,403
I don't know what, I don't
know how, I don't know where,

1029
00:58:08,521 --> 00:58:11,573
but I can smell it. I have the
sixth sense for stupidity.

1030
00:58:11,691 --> 00:58:13,533
He's around here somewhere.

1031
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:14,910
Man, is she always
like this?

1032
00:58:15,028 --> 00:58:17,120
No, that's her
on a good day.

1033
00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:23,793
Dad!

1034
00:58:32,545 --> 00:58:34,054
Get down!

1035
00:58:35,182 --> 00:58:36,056
Dad!

1036
00:59:14,888 --> 00:59:16,972
Moments ago,
the mayor's caravan

1037
00:59:17,090 --> 00:59:19,349
was swept aside
by fierce winds

1038
00:59:19,434 --> 00:59:21,851
that have been generated
by the approaching sharknado!

1039
00:59:21,937 --> 00:59:23,770
We are here on the scene--
Here she is!

1040
00:59:23,897 --> 00:59:25,355
Mayor! Mayor Mansfield.

1041
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,023
Oh, hello, Howard.
Nice to see you again.

1042
00:59:27,109 --> 00:59:29,192
Mayor, are you okay?

1043
00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:31,528
I am fine. The state
of Chicago is fine.

1044
00:59:31,613 --> 00:59:33,989
We just all need to get
inside, all of us.

1045
00:59:34,107 --> 00:59:34,948
Wait! Wait! Wait!

1046
00:59:44,951 --> 00:59:46,835
The storm's looking like
the end of the world!

1047
00:59:46,953 --> 00:59:50,046
Should people be outside, or
should they be in their homes?

1048
00:59:50,132 --> 00:59:51,840
Everyone
just stay put.

1049
00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:53,341
Get away
from glass windows,

1050
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:55,510
and just hold on
to anything.

1051
00:59:55,628 --> 00:59:56,678
I gotta go.

1052
00:59:56,796 --> 00:59:59,347
Let go of me,
you idiot.

1053
01:00:10,652 --> 01:00:12,736
Okay, let's see if
these new isotopes work.

1054
01:00:12,821 --> 01:00:14,154
Copy that, Astro One.
We are ready to fire.

1055
01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:16,906
Mount Rushmore's up first.

1056
01:00:18,744 --> 01:00:20,368
We've got eyes
on the target.

1057
01:00:21,654 --> 01:00:23,121
It's almost there.

1058
01:00:24,624 --> 01:00:25,707
It's getting closer.

1059
01:00:25,992 --> 01:00:26,958
Nuke 'em high!

1060
01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:34,674
Got it.

1061
01:00:36,345 --> 01:00:37,886
Seattle's up next.

1062
01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:47,395
Yeah.

1063
01:00:50,183 --> 01:00:51,566
We've found
Mr. Shepard.

1064
01:00:51,684 --> 01:00:53,443
We're taking
a detour.

1065
01:00:53,528 --> 01:00:56,696
Buckle up.

1066
01:01:16,709 --> 01:01:18,134
April.

1067
01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:21,304
Come with me
if you want to live.

1068
01:01:24,142 --> 01:01:25,517
Come over here.

1069
01:01:25,602 --> 01:01:26,768
I need your help.

1070
01:01:33,068 --> 01:01:34,901
Are you okay?

1071
01:01:36,988 --> 01:01:39,739
Dad, I don't think
we're in Kansas anymore.

1072
01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:41,074
I think
you're right, Gil.

1073
01:01:42,244 --> 01:01:46,121
We have a plane
waiting for us.

1074
01:01:46,239 --> 01:01:48,415
Wait! We found another.

1075
01:01:48,542 --> 01:01:50,417
Matt!
Mom!

1076
01:01:52,337 --> 01:01:53,670
Mom?

1077
01:01:58,251 --> 01:02:01,302
Baby, I pulled your body
from the wreckage,

1078
01:02:01,421 --> 01:02:03,972
what was left of it.

1079
01:02:04,090 --> 01:02:08,017
April, you were in a
hospital bed for four years

1080
01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:09,894
unconscious.

1081
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:13,857
Your dad convinced me
to pull the plug.

1082
01:02:19,739 --> 01:02:22,740
You died in my arms.

1083
01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:27,078
I don't remember anything
after the accident

1084
01:02:27,164 --> 01:02:29,581
until my dad
woke me up.

1085
01:02:31,784 --> 01:02:33,626
What did he do to you?

1086
01:02:42,471 --> 01:02:44,971
He kept me alive.

1087
01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:48,016
He saved my life.

1088
01:02:48,134 --> 01:02:51,102
I don't know how we're
gonna move past this.

1089
01:02:51,188 --> 01:02:54,105
Move past what?

1090
01:02:54,191 --> 01:02:55,982
You're alive,

1091
01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:57,525
alive.

1092
01:02:57,644 --> 01:03:00,028
There's nothing
to figure out.

1093
01:03:00,146 --> 01:03:01,404
There's nothing
to talk about.

1094
01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:04,699
As long as you have
a beating heart,

1095
01:03:04,817 --> 01:03:06,451
I'm gonna love you.

1096
01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:14,042
There's more.

1097
01:03:15,337 --> 01:03:17,045
This is
only temporary.

1098
01:03:17,163 --> 01:03:20,089
That's why he didn't
want me to leave.

1099
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:22,967
It's why he
didn't tell anyone.

1100
01:03:23,053 --> 01:03:25,803
That's why he
didn't tell you.

1101
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:29,224
He didn't want you
to lose me again.

1102
01:03:29,342 --> 01:03:31,643
This...

1103
01:03:31,728 --> 01:03:34,562
is what
keeps me alive.

1104
01:03:34,681 --> 01:03:39,234
I don't know
how long I have.

1105
01:03:39,352 --> 01:03:41,569
Well, we're just gonna
have to figure that out.

1106
01:03:41,688 --> 01:03:42,946
That's what we do.

1107
01:03:51,364 --> 01:03:53,206
I want you
to meet somebody.

1108
01:03:57,796 --> 01:04:01,005
Looks like we're a family of
second chances, aren't we?

1109
01:04:01,091 --> 01:04:02,090
Hey, Gil...

1110
01:04:03,635 --> 01:04:06,427
this is your mom.

1111
01:04:06,546 --> 01:04:08,263
Hi.

1112
01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:11,766
It's nice to meet you.

1113
01:04:11,884 --> 01:04:12,976
That's not my mother.

1114
01:04:13,061 --> 01:04:15,436
My mother's a shark,
not a robot.

1115
01:04:23,563 --> 01:04:25,405
It's all right.
He'll come around.

1116
01:04:29,235 --> 01:04:30,827
Okay, if you're
just joining us,

1117
01:04:30,912 --> 01:04:33,246
three powerful
sharknado storms

1118
01:04:33,373 --> 01:04:35,540
have ripped through
the United States.

1119
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:38,209
San Francisco,
Salt Lake, and Seattle,

1120
01:04:38,295 --> 01:04:40,461
they were all attacked
by a hailnado.

1121
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:43,256
In Yellowstone,
a lavanado formed.

1122
01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:45,049
But two
have been stopped,

1123
01:04:45,135 --> 01:04:47,552
the lavanado
and hailnado.

1124
01:04:47,637 --> 01:04:49,304
And the lightning-nado?

1125
01:04:49,422 --> 01:04:52,015
Uh, Natalie, I'm afraid
it is not good news.

1126
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,725
The lightning-nado
is headed

1127
01:04:53,810 --> 01:04:57,687
straight toward the Perry
Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio.

1128
01:05:00,775 --> 01:05:03,234
That lightning thing is--
is messing up our system.

1129
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:04,360
We're trying
to fix it, sir.

1130
01:05:04,446 --> 01:05:06,237
Don't try to fix it.
Zap it.

1131
01:05:06,323 --> 01:05:07,488
It's not working.

1132
01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:08,990
It's not
the worst of it.

1133
01:05:09,108 --> 01:05:10,908
Well, what could
be worse?

1134
01:05:25,970 --> 01:05:27,553
How are you feeling?

1135
01:05:27,596 --> 01:05:28,720
I'm all right.

1136
01:05:28,764 --> 01:05:30,347
The new AstroPods
are all working.

1137
01:05:30,391 --> 01:05:31,965
All the sharknadoes
have been destroyed

1138
01:05:31,976 --> 01:05:33,892
except for the one
we are following.

1139
01:05:33,936 --> 01:05:35,468
We are--We're gonna
make it through this.

1140
01:05:35,479 --> 01:05:36,636
We will.

1141
01:05:36,647 --> 01:05:38,856
We stick together.
We're Shepards.

1142
01:05:38,899 --> 01:05:40,607
Gil, you've got to give
your mom a chance.

1143
01:05:40,642 --> 01:05:42,109
She's been through
a lot.

1144
01:05:43,612 --> 01:05:46,405
Fin! I'm glad they
found you in the rubble.

1145
01:05:46,448 --> 01:05:48,615
Yeah, me, too.
Good.

1146
01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:51,618
Look, I know what I'm doing
here, but why are they here?

1147
01:05:51,653 --> 01:05:54,454
Uh, news flash.
This is Fin Shepard,

1148
01:05:54,489 --> 01:05:57,124
the sharknado
whisperer.

1149
01:05:57,159 --> 01:05:58,542
Sharks bite him,
he chomps back.

1150
01:05:58,586 --> 01:06:01,962
Chainsaw, chainsaw,
bzz, bzz.

1151
01:06:01,997 --> 01:06:03,589
Look, you're gonna
need a better plan

1152
01:06:03,632 --> 01:06:05,215
than to have me
as your spokesperson.

1153
01:06:05,259 --> 01:06:08,168
Seriously,
what's going on, Reynolds?

1154
01:06:08,179 --> 01:06:09,836
The storm's
gone nuclear.

1155
01:06:09,847 --> 01:06:10,971
Nuclear?

1156
01:06:11,006 --> 01:06:12,973
So there's
a nuclear sharknado

1157
01:06:13,008 --> 01:06:14,507
plowing through the
United States right now?

1158
01:06:14,518 --> 01:06:16,977
With all this technology,
you can't stop it?

1159
01:06:17,012 --> 01:06:19,062
Um, no.

1160
01:06:20,774 --> 01:06:22,566
The nuclearnado has

1161
01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:25,235
just taken a turn.
It's coming this way.

1162
01:06:25,279 --> 01:06:26,686
We have
to change course.

1163
01:06:28,532 --> 01:06:29,856
Fin...

1164
01:06:29,867 --> 01:06:31,408
I really need your help.

1165
01:06:31,452 --> 01:06:32,910
What about my family?

1166
01:06:32,953 --> 01:06:34,912
They'll be safe as long
as they're with me.

1167
01:06:39,368 --> 01:06:40,918
Grandpa,
I want to go home.

1168
01:06:40,961 --> 01:06:42,702
Oh, come here, kid.

1169
01:06:42,713 --> 01:06:43,962
Come here.

1170
01:06:51,513 --> 01:06:53,639
So what are you thinking?
How we gonna stop this?

1171
01:06:53,682 --> 01:06:55,682
You have to create
a coolant system

1172
01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:57,643
that diffuses
core radiation.

1173
01:06:57,686 --> 01:06:59,519
The radiation is what's
making it impossible

1174
01:06:59,554 --> 01:07:01,021
for the pods
to take it out.

1175
01:07:01,056 --> 01:07:03,690
So we need to turn it back
into a regular sharknado

1176
01:07:03,725 --> 01:07:05,817
in order
for your pods to work.

1177
01:07:05,861 --> 01:07:07,945
But we don't have a body of
water that's big enough.

1178
01:07:07,988 --> 01:07:09,488
And, dude,
even if you did...

1179
01:07:09,531 --> 01:07:11,865
There's no way
to get it into the storm.

1180
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:13,450
Yes, there is.

1181
01:07:13,494 --> 01:07:16,286
We have to contact
my father.

1182
01:07:19,408 --> 01:07:21,041
It doesn't work
like that.

1183
01:07:21,076 --> 01:07:23,410
The quantum box
doesn't attract water.

1184
01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:26,672
It attracts a liquid metal,
which is called ferrofluid.

1185
01:07:26,715 --> 01:07:29,216
But good news,
because ferrofluid

1186
01:07:29,251 --> 01:07:31,218
is what is being
released in the 'nadoes.

1187
01:07:31,253 --> 01:07:34,304
It's what breaks them up
and destroys them.

1188
01:07:34,348 --> 01:07:37,349
We just need a body of water
and a quantum box?

1189
01:07:37,393 --> 01:07:39,309
Think of a quantum box
as the engine,

1190
01:07:39,353 --> 01:07:42,562
but it needs a battery to
run it, but we got both.

1191
01:07:42,597 --> 01:07:45,232
I know where we
can find the water.

1192
01:07:45,267 --> 01:07:47,526
Tell your pilot
to head north.

1193
01:07:47,569 --> 01:07:48,694
Why?

1194
01:07:48,737 --> 01:07:50,737
We're going
to Niagara Falls.

1195
01:07:53,108 --> 01:07:56,201
Go get 'em! Yeah!

1196
01:08:10,384 --> 01:08:13,093
I need a two-mile
evac zone now.

1197
01:08:13,128 --> 01:08:14,928
Give me that.

1198
01:08:14,963 --> 01:08:17,055
I need an E.T.A. on
the storm's arrival.

1199
01:08:17,099 --> 01:08:20,017
North of Pittsburgh.
It'll be here in 20 minutes.

1200
01:08:22,813 --> 01:08:24,304
I removed one
of the two engines

1201
01:08:24,315 --> 01:08:26,806
from the Mech suit
that Wilford built.

1202
01:08:26,817 --> 01:08:28,900
Nice.

1203
01:08:28,944 --> 01:08:30,736
I can make this work.

1204
01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:33,530
Mr. Reynolds.
What is it, Shaelyn?

1205
01:08:33,574 --> 01:08:35,407
Niagara Falls
International is closed.

1206
01:08:35,451 --> 01:08:37,284
Fly as close as you can
to the falls

1207
01:08:37,319 --> 01:08:39,152
and hightail it
out of there.

1208
01:08:39,163 --> 01:08:41,788
Save yourself,
and save them.

1209
01:08:45,494 --> 01:08:47,160
What are you doing?

1210
01:08:47,171 --> 01:08:48,962
I'm fixing what I started.

1211
01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:52,799
You're not the only one who
gets to pull crazy stunts, Fin.

1212
01:08:59,007 --> 01:09:01,099
Aston, don't.

1213
01:09:01,143 --> 01:09:03,101
One man
can't do this.

1214
01:09:03,145 --> 01:09:06,438
One man has,
and that's you,

1215
01:09:06,482 --> 01:09:09,483
but there's another man,
and that's me.

1216
01:09:09,518 --> 01:09:12,611
And he wears
a squirrel suit,

1217
01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:15,072
and I make this
look good.

1218
01:09:15,115 --> 01:09:18,075
Aston,
it's a suicide mission.

1219
01:09:18,118 --> 01:09:20,077
Look, Fin, I can't
get you into this.

1220
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,162
All right, you finally
got your family back.

1221
01:09:22,197 --> 01:09:24,197
You do that.

1222
01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:27,334
I...

1223
01:09:27,369 --> 01:09:28,752
I do this.

1224
01:09:30,372 --> 01:09:32,631
Buckaroo Banzai!

1225
01:09:43,477 --> 01:09:46,144
He's coming in!
He's coming in!

1226
01:09:46,188 --> 01:09:47,938
Keep all eyes on him.

1227
01:09:51,568 --> 01:09:53,226
What's he gonna do?

1228
01:09:53,237 --> 01:09:54,727
He's winging it,

1229
01:09:54,738 --> 01:09:56,696
but I think he's gonna
get himself killed.

1230
01:09:56,731 --> 01:09:59,699
Now you know how I feel every
time you do something stupid.

1231
01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:01,734
Bombs in a tornado?

1232
01:10:01,745 --> 01:10:03,328
It worked, didn't it?

1233
01:10:03,372 --> 01:10:04,329
Yeah.

1234
01:10:04,373 --> 01:10:06,164
Maybe this will, too.

1235
01:10:08,335 --> 01:10:09,709
Booyah, baby!

1236
01:10:11,547 --> 01:10:14,005
All he has to do
is turn the quantum box on

1237
01:10:14,049 --> 01:10:18,300
close enough to the falls, and the water
should flow straight into the nukenado.

1238
01:10:18,929 --> 01:10:20,011
He's locked in?

1239
01:10:20,055 --> 01:10:21,346
Yeah, I'm here.

1240
01:10:21,390 --> 01:10:23,723
I'm about to activate
the quantum box.

1241
01:10:23,758 --> 01:10:25,684
All right.
I'm going back to base.

1242
01:10:31,859 --> 01:10:36,319
Detonating in 5, 4,

1243
01:10:36,363 --> 01:10:39,948
3, 2, 1.

1244
01:10:48,116 --> 01:10:50,584
It's not working.
It's not enough energy.

1245
01:10:50,619 --> 01:10:52,669
I think we're gonna need
two of these things.

1246
01:11:02,130 --> 01:11:03,722
Did he get the box
turned on?

1247
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:06,933
He did, but it wasn't
powerful enough.

1248
01:11:06,968 --> 01:11:08,185
He didn't survive.

1249
01:11:11,315 --> 01:11:12,898
Wait. There's
another quantum box.

1250
01:11:12,941 --> 01:11:14,399
Where?

1251
01:11:14,443 --> 01:11:17,110
We still have the other
engine in the Mech suit.

1252
01:11:17,145 --> 01:11:19,029
Head back
to Niagara Falls.

1253
01:11:19,072 --> 01:11:19,946
Okay.

1254
01:11:21,408 --> 01:11:22,574
What do you
want to do?

1255
01:11:22,618 --> 01:11:23,992
It's up to us now.

1256
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:26,620
I'm in.

1257
01:11:26,655 --> 01:11:27,913
Let's do this.

1258
01:11:28,990 --> 01:11:30,123
I'm born ready.

1259
01:11:30,158 --> 01:11:31,583
Where's my chainsaw?

1260
01:11:32,661 --> 01:11:35,462
Family rules.

1261
01:11:35,497 --> 01:11:37,964
Hey, hey, come on. We're about to land.
Come on. Here we go.

1262
01:12:02,023 --> 01:12:03,782
Are you in charge here?

1263
01:12:03,825 --> 01:12:07,360
Gena Koenig, manager of the New
York Department of Astro-X.

1264
01:12:07,371 --> 01:12:09,287
Most of the area
has been evacuated.

1265
01:12:09,331 --> 01:12:11,364
How soon before
the next nado gets here?

1266
01:12:11,375 --> 01:12:12,865
Five minutes tops.

1267
01:12:12,876 --> 01:12:13,959
All right, five minutes.

1268
01:12:14,002 --> 01:12:15,460
We're gonna
have to move fast.

1269
01:12:15,504 --> 01:12:17,036
I'm gonna need some help
unpacking the hyperjet.

1270
01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:18,630
Can you help me?
Absolutely.

1271
01:12:18,674 --> 01:12:20,173
All right.
Let's do this.

1272
01:12:20,208 --> 01:12:21,800
The nuclearnado is headed

1273
01:12:21,843 --> 01:12:23,593
to Buffalo, New York,
right now,

1274
01:12:23,637 --> 01:12:26,263
where Astro-X informs us
they're attempting

1275
01:12:26,306 --> 01:12:30,141
to use their technology
to reverse Niagara Falls.

1276
01:12:30,185 --> 01:12:31,768
Well, the only way
to stop

1277
01:12:31,812 --> 01:12:34,604
a nuclear meltdown
is to cool it down,

1278
01:12:34,648 --> 01:12:37,774
so by doing this, it will
neutralize the elements

1279
01:12:37,818 --> 01:12:41,278
and allow the Astro-X weather
stabilization system

1280
01:12:41,321 --> 01:12:44,114
to stop the sharknado
once and for all.

1281
01:12:44,157 --> 01:12:46,658
Now, our sources tell us
that Aston Reynolds,

1282
01:12:46,702 --> 01:12:49,160
the founder of Astro-X,
is currently missing,

1283
01:12:49,204 --> 01:12:53,707
but there are sightings at the falls
of none other than Fin Shepard,

1284
01:12:53,742 --> 01:12:56,293
stepping in
to aid in this fight.

1285
01:12:56,336 --> 01:12:58,128
And if we've
learned one thing,

1286
01:12:58,171 --> 01:13:01,840
if one man can embrace the
'nado and save the day...

1287
01:13:01,883 --> 01:13:03,800
it's Fin Shepard.
It's Fin Shepard.

1288
01:13:06,888 --> 01:13:08,471
Wow.

1289
01:13:08,515 --> 01:13:10,223
Does this take
quarters or tokens?

1290
01:13:10,258 --> 01:13:11,257
Not funny.

1291
01:13:11,268 --> 01:13:12,425
She may not
look like much,

1292
01:13:12,436 --> 01:13:13,643
but she's got it
where it counts.

1293
01:13:13,687 --> 01:13:15,312
I'm gonna go down
and finish

1294
01:13:15,355 --> 01:13:16,688
what Aston Reynolds
started.

1295
01:13:16,732 --> 01:13:18,481
Dad--
End of story!

1296
01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:20,233
I know how
this thing works.

1297
01:13:20,268 --> 01:13:21,526
It's gonna be okay.

1298
01:13:25,273 --> 01:13:26,573
You good?
Good to go.

1299
01:13:26,608 --> 01:13:28,074
There's no plan B,
Colonel.

1300
01:13:28,109 --> 01:13:30,744
If you go in the water,
we can't get you out.

1301
01:13:30,779 --> 01:13:32,203
Yeah, I heard that.

1302
01:13:32,247 --> 01:13:34,164
Well, there's no lifeguards
on duty today, sir.

1303
01:13:34,207 --> 01:13:36,249
Yeah, why is that
always the case?

1304
01:13:36,284 --> 01:13:37,917
Bad pay, sir.

1305
01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:39,085
Copy that.

1306
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,754
I love being
on the beach,

1307
01:13:40,789 --> 01:13:42,547
but my parents
wanted me to get a Ph.D.

1308
01:13:42,591 --> 01:13:45,175
instead of running around
in a bathing suit all day.

1309
01:13:45,218 --> 01:13:46,843
You, too?

1310
01:13:46,887 --> 01:13:48,386
Oh, too bad.

1311
01:13:55,970 --> 01:13:59,272
All right, everyone,
get back to work!

1312
01:13:59,307 --> 01:14:01,307
All right, here's the plan. I'm
gonna help Dad get suited up.

1313
01:14:01,318 --> 01:14:03,401
Matt, I need you to make sure
everyone gets to the storm shelter.

1314
01:14:03,445 --> 01:14:05,144
Dad, we can help.
I know you can help.

1315
01:14:05,155 --> 01:14:07,072
You'll help me best by getting
everyone to the storm shelter.

1316
01:14:07,115 --> 01:14:08,314
We're not
leaving you here.

1317
01:14:08,325 --> 01:14:10,116
Gemini, please, please
just listen to me.

1318
01:14:10,151 --> 01:14:11,317
Get everyone
to the storm shelter.

1319
01:14:11,328 --> 01:14:12,485
Dad, no, we can
handle ourselves.

1320
01:14:12,496 --> 01:14:13,411
Claudia,
I know you can.

1321
01:14:13,455 --> 01:14:14,954
Dad, I want
to go with you!

1322
01:14:14,989 --> 01:14:17,123
Hey, it's gonna
be all right.

1323
01:14:17,158 --> 01:14:19,250
I need you here
when I get back, okay?

1324
01:14:19,294 --> 01:14:20,543
Remember,
you're a Shepard.

1325
01:14:22,163 --> 01:14:23,797
I'm staying with you.

1326
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:27,384
Let's go kill
some sharks.

1327
01:14:27,427 --> 01:14:29,594
All right, guys,
come with me now. Hurry.

1328
01:14:36,186 --> 01:14:37,977
Okay, sir,
you're all hooked up.

1329
01:14:39,848 --> 01:14:41,147
All right, good luck.

1330
01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:42,857
Piece of cake.

1331
01:14:47,322 --> 01:14:48,863
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

1332
01:14:51,118 --> 01:14:53,159
The Mech suit.

1333
01:15:28,730 --> 01:15:31,656
Go out this way!
Back! Come on.

1334
01:15:45,505 --> 01:15:46,421
Time to fly.

1335
01:15:51,344 --> 01:15:52,343
Claudia!

1336
01:15:52,387 --> 01:15:53,845
Claudia!

1337
01:15:56,925 --> 01:15:58,016
Fin.

1338
01:16:01,396 --> 01:16:03,188
Oh, yeah.

1339
01:16:04,608 --> 01:16:06,065
We gotta put
a stop to this!

1340
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:08,485
I need your help to get
through the storm wall.

1341
01:16:08,528 --> 01:16:10,403
It's the only way I can
get to the quantum box.

1342
01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:11,821
We're gonna
do this together.

1343
01:16:11,865 --> 01:16:13,323
Together.

1344
01:16:13,366 --> 01:16:16,034
I love you, Fin Shepard,
you crazy bastard.

1345
01:16:19,873 --> 01:16:22,332
Damn.

1346
01:16:26,755 --> 01:16:28,588
Dad! Dad!

1347
01:16:28,623 --> 01:16:30,507
Claudia got eaten
by a shark!

1348
01:16:32,293 --> 01:16:34,052
Dad!
Gil!

1349
01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:35,461
Ohh! The storm
is too strong.

1350
01:16:35,472 --> 01:16:36,888
The barrel!

1351
01:16:36,932 --> 01:16:38,431
The barrel! Quick!
He'll be safe in there.

1352
01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:41,893
Careful! Careful!
Hold tight!

1353
01:16:44,639 --> 01:16:46,105
Ohh! Look out!
Look out!

1354
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:47,607
Stay down.

1355
01:16:47,642 --> 01:16:48,817
Stay down.

1356
01:16:51,980 --> 01:16:54,072
I see the quantum box!

1357
01:16:54,115 --> 01:16:55,782
I can't get through to it!

1358
01:16:55,817 --> 01:16:58,409
Let me make
a hole for you.

1359
01:17:00,413 --> 01:17:03,331
Good! Good!
I'll get it!

1360
01:17:07,295 --> 01:17:08,336
Matt!

1361
01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:12,483
Astro-X, it's turning
into a regular sharknado.

1362
01:18:12,527 --> 01:18:13,484
Do you read me?

1363
01:18:13,528 --> 01:18:14,944
We read you, Fin Shepard.

1364
01:18:14,988 --> 01:18:17,363
Release the AstroPods.

1365
01:18:20,902 --> 01:18:22,735
Gil!
Aah!

1366
01:18:22,746 --> 01:18:23,995
Gil!

1367
01:18:27,709 --> 01:18:29,626
Close your eyes.
Count to nine.

1368
01:18:29,669 --> 01:18:31,794
When you open,
the storm has died.

1369
01:18:31,838 --> 01:18:33,046
We're ready to launch.

1370
01:18:37,218 --> 01:18:38,509
In 5...

1371
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:41,679
4...

1372
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:46,851
1...

1373
01:18:58,239 --> 01:18:59,772
Help!

1374
01:18:59,783 --> 01:19:02,700
Little Gil's in there.
I gotta go after him.

1375
01:19:02,744 --> 01:19:04,410
No, you can't.
Your suit is broken.

1376
01:19:04,445 --> 01:19:05,536
Help!

1377
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,780
I'll go.
You stay here.

1378
01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:09,165
Help!

1379
01:19:13,088 --> 01:19:15,922
Yaah! Waah!

1380
01:19:15,957 --> 01:19:17,507
Watch out! Mommy's coming.

1381
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:20,134
I'm coming, baby!
Hold on! I'm coming!

1382
01:19:22,889 --> 01:19:24,797
Dad! Mom!

1383
01:19:24,808 --> 01:19:25,848
Hold on! I got you!
Dad!

1384
01:19:27,894 --> 01:19:29,185
I got you!
Mom!

1385
01:19:29,229 --> 01:19:30,144
Hold on, baby!
Mom!

1386
01:19:36,778 --> 01:19:37,777
Come on!
Mommy!

1387
01:19:37,812 --> 01:19:38,695
I got you.

1388
01:19:40,657 --> 01:19:42,949
Don't worry, hang on.

1389
01:20:05,482 --> 01:20:07,316
Daddy!
Daddy, I'll save you!

1390
01:20:12,448 --> 01:20:14,698
I'm a Shepard.

1391
01:20:41,977 --> 01:20:44,061
Hey! I got you!

1392
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,439
Claudia.

1393
01:20:49,193 --> 01:20:51,068
Dad is still
in the shark!

1394
01:20:51,186 --> 01:20:52,069
Gil.

1395
01:20:52,187 --> 01:20:53,779
I got something.

1396
01:21:01,163 --> 01:21:02,079
Matt!

1397
01:21:03,457 --> 01:21:04,664
Matt!

1398
01:21:11,173 --> 01:21:12,672
Help!
Matt.

1399
01:21:13,717 --> 01:21:14,674
Matt, help me.

1400
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,260
Put it on the floor.

1401
01:21:17,379 --> 01:21:18,970
Go get him.

1402
01:21:24,386 --> 01:21:25,977
Grandpa.

1403
01:21:28,565 --> 01:21:30,023
Thanks, Gil.

1404
01:21:30,109 --> 01:21:32,526
You-- you okay?
You okay?

1405
01:21:32,611 --> 01:21:34,236
Where's Fin?
Where's your father?

1406
01:21:59,346 --> 01:22:01,096
Mommy.

1407
01:22:01,223 --> 01:22:02,472
Gil!

1408
01:22:04,935 --> 01:22:06,601
Are you okay? You okay.
Yeah.

1409
01:22:07,396 --> 01:22:08,562
All right,
we got you, son.

1410
01:22:08,648 --> 01:22:09,647
Okay, we got you.

1411
01:22:09,765 --> 01:22:10,981
Okay, easy.
Right here. Easy.

1412
01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:12,566
Put him down. Put him down.
Easy. Easy.

1413
01:22:12,652 --> 01:22:14,485
Come on, now.
Watch his head.

1414
01:22:14,603 --> 01:22:15,903
Okay.

1415
01:22:15,988 --> 01:22:17,863
He's not breathing.

1416
01:22:18,941 --> 01:22:19,865
No pulse. Okay.

1417
01:22:19,951 --> 01:22:21,200
I need someone
to breathe.

1418
01:22:21,285 --> 01:22:22,785
Okay, on five,
you breathe.

1419
01:22:22,912 --> 01:22:24,536
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

1420
01:22:24,622 --> 01:22:25,829
Breathe.

1421
01:22:25,948 --> 01:22:27,581
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

1422
01:22:27,667 --> 01:22:29,208
Breathe. Come on, son. Come on.

1423
01:22:29,293 --> 01:22:31,085
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

1424
01:22:31,170 --> 01:22:32,252
Oh, God.

1425
01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:33,253
No pulse. Okay.

1426
01:22:33,339 --> 01:22:35,547
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

1427
01:22:35,633 --> 01:22:36,548
Breathe.

1428
01:22:36,634 --> 01:22:37,800
Okay, hang on.

1429
01:22:37,927 --> 01:22:38,884
No pulse.

1430
01:22:38,970 --> 01:22:40,219
We need
a defibrillator.

1431
01:22:40,304 --> 01:22:41,929
I have an idea.
Grab those sharks.

1432
01:22:42,014 --> 01:22:44,223
All right, all right.
Hook it together.

1433
01:22:45,309 --> 01:22:47,184
Let's go.

1434
01:22:47,302 --> 01:22:48,769
We need a charge.
We need a charge.

1435
01:22:48,854 --> 01:22:49,979
Come on.
I got a spark.

1436
01:22:50,106 --> 01:22:51,021
Okay, now.
Clear.

1437
01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:52,022
Now hit him.
Hit him.

1438
01:22:53,484 --> 01:22:55,109
Okay, no--no pulse.

1439
01:22:55,194 --> 01:22:56,235
No pulse. We gotta
hit him again.

1440
01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:58,028
Clear. Waah!

1441
01:22:58,147 --> 01:22:59,530
Hang on. Hang on.

1442
01:22:59,648 --> 01:23:01,949
No pulse. Okay.
Get a charge again.

1443
01:23:02,034 --> 01:23:03,659
Get a charge? Okay.

1444
01:23:03,786 --> 01:23:05,327
Clear.
Hit him!

1445
01:23:05,454 --> 01:23:07,705
Gaah!

1446
01:23:07,823 --> 01:23:09,248
Yeah! Yeah,
I got a pulse!

1447
01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:10,958
We got a pulse.
Hey, hey.

1448
01:23:11,043 --> 01:23:12,209
Ah, it's okay.

1449
01:23:12,327 --> 01:23:13,961
Hey, welcome back, son.
Yes. Yes, Fin.

1450
01:23:14,046 --> 01:23:15,838
It's okay.
It's okay, boy.

1451
01:23:19,343 --> 01:23:20,426
I love you, Mommy.

1452
01:23:20,511 --> 01:23:21,969
I love you, too.

1453
01:23:22,054 --> 01:23:23,053
I got you.
Oh, Gil.

1454
01:23:23,172 --> 01:23:24,930
Right here.

1455
01:23:25,016 --> 01:23:26,306
I love you, Daddy.
Oh, God.

1456
01:23:29,812 --> 01:23:31,145
You know what, Dad?

1457
01:23:31,230 --> 01:23:32,146
What's that?

1458
01:23:32,231 --> 01:23:33,480
Sharks suck.

1459
01:23:52,934 --> 01:23:55,085
I don't think
this is over yet.

1460
01:24:02,669 --> 01:24:03,936
Nova?

1461
01:24:07,683 --> 01:24:09,683
Hey guys! I made it!

1462
01:24:11,685 --> 01:24:13,484
King Kong ain't got nothing on me.

1463
01:24:13,578 --> 01:24:14,761
King Kong ain't got nothing on me.