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Hey, you reached Doug.
Sorry, I missed your call.
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Please leave a name and number
and I'll get back to you.
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Hi, you've reached Dr. Stuart Price
with Prime Dentistry.
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Please leave a message after the...
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Hey, this is Phil. Leave
me a message, or don't.
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Do me a favor. Don't text me, it's gay.
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Anything?/ I tried them all.
It keeps going straight to voice mail.
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There has to be an explanation./
Sweety, it's Vegas.
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You'll lose track of time in those casinos.
There's no windows, or clocks.
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He's probably on a heater.
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And you never walk away from the
table when you're on a heater.
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You do if you're getting married.
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Tracy, it's Phil.
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Phil, where the hell are
you guys? I'm freaking out.
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Yea, listen...
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We fucked up.
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What are you talking about?
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The bachelor party, the whole night.
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Things got out of control and, uh...
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We lost Doug.
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What?/
We can't find Doug.
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What are you saying, Phil?
We're getting married in 5 hours.
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Yeah.
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That's not gonna happen.
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You have to move...
Thank you.
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Whoa, watch it pervert!
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It's okay Alan.
He's just doing your inseam.
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It's getting very close to my shaft.
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All done.
You can change now.
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Thanks, Floyd.
Thank you very much.
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Alright, buddy.
We should get a move on.
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You know, Doug.
I was thinking...
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If you wanna go to Vegas
without me, it's totally cool.
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What are you talking about?
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Phil and Stu, they're your buddies
and it's your bachelor party.
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Come on, Alan.
Those two love you.
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I also don't want you to have to hold
back because your wife's brother is there.
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It's not like that...
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It's not like that.
I already told you, Alan.
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We're just spending a night
in Vegas. It's no big deal.
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Besides, you're not just my wife's
brother, you're my brother now.
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I want you to know, Doug,
I'm a steel-trap.
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Whatever happens tonight,
I will never, ever, speak a word of it.
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Okay, I got it. Thank you.
I don't think that...
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Seriously, I don't care what happens.
I don't care if we kill someone.
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What?
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You heard me.
It's Sin City.
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Hold your soul.
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Okay, I got it.
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Thank you./
No. Thank you.
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I love you so much.
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No, Sid.
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Really?/ Come on.
We're family now.
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Are you sure?
You love this car.
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Doug, it's just a car. Just
make sure when you get there...
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Put some armor all on the tires
so the sand doesn't seep in.
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Absolutely.
That's easy.
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Don't let Alan drives. Because,
there's something wrong with him.
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Understood./ And Phil either.
I don't like him.
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I will be the only one driving
this car. I promise./ Good.
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Remember. What happens
in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Except for Herpes.
That shit'll come back with you.
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Hold on, I still need some
of your permission slips.
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And $90 for the field trip to the
Griffith observatory next weekend.
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Pay now or forever regret missing out
in this experience of a lifetime, guys.
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You're good. You got it./
Thank you Mr. Wenneck.
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Thank you, Wilson.
Thanks Bob. Way to go.
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Do you have to park so close?/
Yeah. What's wrong?
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We shouldn't be here.
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Why is that Alan?/ I'm not supposed
to be within 200 feet of a school.
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What?/
Or Chuck E. Cheese.
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Hey, Mr. Wenneck./ It's the weekend,
Nick. I don't know you. You do not exist.
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Shit. Nice car./ Yeah./
I'm driving.
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No chance, but...
Don't step...
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Will you shut up and drive before one
of these nerds ask me another question.
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Who's this?/
It's Alan. Tracy's brother.
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I met you like, four times./
Oh yeah. How you doin', man?
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Don't forget your Rogaine./
Rogaine, check.
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And don't forget to use it.
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I can totally tell when you forget.
Your hair just looks thinner.
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Using of the Rogaine, check.
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And make sure to call me right when
you get to the hotel, not like that...
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Conference in Phoenix. I had to wait
two hours for you to call me.
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I was the keynote speaker.
I was late to the podium.
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Still.../ Yeah, you're
totally right. I'm sorry.
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What is the matter?/
I don't know.
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I just know you're gonna go to a
strip club when you're out there.
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Melissa, we're going to
Napa Valley.
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I don't even think they have
strip club in wine country.
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I'm sure if there's one,
Phil will sniff it out.
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It's not gonna be like that.
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Besides, you know how I feel
about that sort of thing.
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I know, it's just, boys and their
bachelor parties. It's gross.
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You're right. It is gross.
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Not to mention it's pathetic.
Those places are filthy.
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And the worst part is...
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That little girl grinding, and dry
humping the fucking stage up there.
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That's somebody's daughter up there./
That's somebody's daughter up there.
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I was just gonna say that./
See?
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I just wish your friends were
as mature as you.
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They are mature, actually. You just
have to get to know them better.
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Paging Doctor Faggot.
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Doctor Faggot.
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I should go./ That's a
good idea, Dr. Faggot.
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Have a good weekend.
I'll miss you.
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Road trip!
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Hey, Vegas!
Vegas, baby.
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Vegas.
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Come on, just 'till Barstow.
Everybody's passing us.
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Absolutely not. I promised Sid,
I will be the only one driving this car.
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Besides you're drinking./
What, are you a cop now?
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You know I drive great
when I'm drunk.
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That's true. Don't forget Phil was
always our designated drunk driver.
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Do you wanna explain to them, Alan?
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Guys, my dad loves this car
more than he loves me, so yeah.
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I left my wife and my kid at home
so I can go with you guys to Vegas.
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Do you know how difficult that was?
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It's really sweet, Phil.
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I was being sarcastic.
I fucking hate my life.
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I may never go back. I
might just stay in Vegas.
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Here we go.
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You know, Doug. You should enjoy
yourself, because come saturday...
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You're gonna start dying
a little bit. Everyday.
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That's why I managed to
stay single this whole time.
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Oh, really? That's why you're single?/
Yeah./ Cool. Good to know.
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Am I alright over there, Alan?
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Yeah, you're good./
Alright.
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Oh, Jesus Christ!/
Oh, my God.
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That was awesome.
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That was not awesome!
What's wrong with you.
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That was insane.
We almost just die.
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You should've seen your face.
It's classic.
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It's not funny.
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You've got a sweet ride there./
Don't touch it.
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Don't even look at it.
Go on. Get out. You heard me.
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Don't look at me either.
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Yeah, you better walk on.
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He's actually kind of funny./
Yeah, he means well.
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I'll hit an old man in public.
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Is he all there, like, mentally?
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I think so, he's just not guy,
and he's kind of weird.
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Should we be worried?/ No.
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Tracy did mention that we shouldn't
let him gamble or drink to much.
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Jesus, he's like a gremlin.
Comes with instructions and shit
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And one water.
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I'll go with Melissa?/
Oh, yeah.
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I told her we're two hour outside
of wine country, and she bought it.
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Don't you think it's strange that
you've been in relationship for 3 years..
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But you still have to lie about
going to Vegas./ Yeah, I do.
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But, trust me it's not worth the fight.
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So, you can't go to Vegas but she can
fuck a bellhop on a carnival cruise line.
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Okay, first of all, he was a bartender.
And she was wasted.
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And if you must know,
he didn't even come inside her.
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And you believe that?/
Yeah I do believe that.
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Because she's grossed out by semen.
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That'll be $32.50.
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It's $32.50, I'll pay for it.
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It says here we should work in teams.
Who wants to be my spotter?
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I don't think you should be doing
too much gambling tonight, Alan.
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Gambling? Who said
anything about gambling?
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It's not gambling when you know
you're gonna win.
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Counting card is a foolproof system.
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It's also illegal./ It's not
illegal. It's frowned upon, like...
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Masturbating on an airplane.
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I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
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00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,327
Yeah, maybe after 9/11 where
everybody gets so sensitive.
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Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
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Either way, you gotta be super smart
to count cards, buddy./ Oh, really?
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It's not easy./ Maybe we
should tell that to rain man...
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Because he practically bankrupted
the casino and he was a 'ratard.'
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What?
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He was a 'ratard.'
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Retard.
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Here we go.
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Hi, welcome to Caesar's./ Hi.
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Checking in?/ Yeah.
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We have a reservation under Dr. Price./
Okay, let me look that up for you.
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Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist.
And don't try and get fancy.
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It's not fancy if it's true./ He's
a dentist. Don't get too excited.
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And if someone has a heart attack,
you should still call 911.
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We'll be sure to do that.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Do you know if the hotel is
pager-friendly?/ What do you mean?
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I'm not getting a sig' on
my beeper./ I'm not sure.
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00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:50,347
Is there a payphone bank?
Bunch of payphones? Business.
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There's a phone in your room./
That'll work.
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I have you in a two bedroom suite
on the 12th floor, is that okay?
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Sounds perfect./ Actually, I was
wondering if you have any villas available.
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00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,973
Phil, we're not even gonna be
in the room./ That's unnecessary.
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00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,060
It's no big deal. We can
share beds. One night.
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If we share beds, I'm buckle with Phil.
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You good with that?/
No, I'm not good with that.
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We're not sharing beds.
What, are we 12 years olds?
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00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,196
Lisa, I appologize.
How much is the villa?
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We have one villa available,
and it's $4200 for the night.
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Is it awesome?/
It's pretty awesome.
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00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:25,973
We'll take it.
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Give her your credit card./
I can't give her my credit card.
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00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:33,785
We'll split it./ Are you crazy?
No, this is on us.
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00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:36,678
You don't get it. Melissa
checks my statements.
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00:15:36,678 --> 00:15:38,004
We just need a credit
card on file.
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We won't charge you
anything until you check out.
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So you can figure it out then./ Perfect.
That's Perfect. Thank you, Lisa.
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00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,547
And we'll deal with
it tomorrow. Come on.
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00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:48,704
Fine.
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00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:50,989
Can I ask you another
question?/ Sure.
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You probably get this a lot. This
isn't the real Caesar's Palace, is it?
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00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,809
What do you mean?
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Did Caesar live here?/
No.
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I didn't think so.
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00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,762
Holy shit.
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00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,124
This is Vegas.
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Oh, my...
This place is enormous.
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Now we're talking.
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It's all one suite?
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Thank you, guys.
Or should I say thank you, Stu.
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You're welcome.
It's only because I love you.
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Okay, ladies, pick a room. Get dressed.
We should be ready in 30 minutes.
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I just wish you could see this place,
because you, of all people...
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Would love it. Yeah.
No, it's so quiet.
222
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There's no TVs, no phones.
223
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They just have this cute little
antique radios in all the rooms.
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What else?
225
00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:06,876
We met the proprietor.
What's his name?
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Ceasar Palace.
Yeah, like the salad.
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00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,295
Okay, I gotta go. Because we're
gonna hit this wine tasting.
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Okay, wait. I love you.
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Bye.
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I'm not even gonna say anything.
It's so embarassing.
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Where's Alan?/
He went downstairs.
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He said he had to grab a few things.
233
00:17:28,336 --> 00:17:32,822
Good. Because I have
something to show you.
234
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:39,046
What the hell is that?/
What do you think it is?
235
00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:42,455
That's what I think it is.
I think it's a big fucking mistake.
236
00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:46,007
I'm gonna proposed to Melissa
at your wedding. After the ceremony.
237
00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:49,971
Stuey, congratulations./
Thank you, Doug.
238
00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:52,822
That's a beautiful ring./
Yeah, that's my grandmother's.
239
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,552
She made it all the way through the
holocaust with that thing. It's legit.
240
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,753
I don't get it. Have you not
listen to anything I've ever said?
241
00:17:58,753 --> 00:18:02,538
Phil, we've been dating for 3 years.
It's time. This is how it works.
242
00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:05,750
A, that is bullshit. And
B, she is a complete bitch.
243
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,311
Hey, that's his fiance.
244
00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:11,826
It's true. You know it's true.
She beats him.
245
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:17,559
That was twice and I was out of line.
She's strong-willed. And I respect that.
246
00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:20,423
Wow. He's in denial.
247
00:18:20,423 --> 00:18:22,652
Not to mention she fucked the sailor.
248
00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:27,666
He wasn't a sailor. He was a bartender
on a cruise ship. You know that.
249
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:32,217
Guys, I'm standing right here, so
I can hear everything you're saying.
250
00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:35,285
Hey, guys, you ready
to let the dogs out?/ What?
251
00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:39,541
Let the dogs out. You know,
like, who let the dogs out.
252
00:18:40,548 --> 00:18:41,708
Who brought this guy along?
253
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:46,516
Yes, Alan. We're ready to let the
dogs out. Hey, congrats./ Thank you.
254
00:19:08,201 --> 00:19:12,176
You're not really wearing that, are you?/
Wearing what?/ The man purse.
255
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,591
You're actually gonna wear that or
you guys just fuckin' with me?
256
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:19,549
This is where I keep all my things.
I get a lot of compliments on this.
257
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:23,686
Plus it's not a man purse. It's called
a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
258
00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:26,539
So does Joy Behar.
259
00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:31,796
We're going up, guys./
Yeah, that's perfect.
260
00:19:31,818 --> 00:19:33,236
Really?
261
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,444
We're going up?
262
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,739
I'm just saying it's
clearly marked, okay?
263
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,425
We're definitely not
supposed to be up here.
264
00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:48,393
C'mon, Stu. We're paying for the villa.
We can do whatever the fuck we want.
265
00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:49,619
Just wedge the door up.
266
00:19:50,668 --> 00:19:51,542
Guy's come on up here.
267
00:19:57,076 --> 00:20:00,598
How the hell did you find this place?/
Don't worry about it.
268
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,343
You alright?/ Yeah.
269
00:20:05,343 --> 00:20:09,642
Look at the view up here./
Are you happy?/ This is great.
270
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,953
Wow. Are you kidding?
271
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:14,617
Alan, how are we doing, buddy?/ Good.
272
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,667
What do you got over there, Alan?
273
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:17,902
That's the Eiffel Tower.
274
00:20:20,699 --> 00:20:25,124
A little Yagermeister. Good idea./
Good call./ On the roof.
275
00:20:26,598 --> 00:20:28,664
This is good. I'd like to make a toast.
276
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,676
To Doug and Tracy.
May tonight be...
277
00:20:34,822 --> 00:20:39,507
But a minor speed-bump and in otherwise
very long and healthy marriage.
278
00:20:39,828 --> 00:20:41,217
Cheers.
279
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:49,591
It's like college./ I wanna
talk about something.
280
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:53,758
I'd like to...
I'd like to say something.
281
00:20:55,563 --> 00:21:00,971
That I prepared tonight./
Alright, Alan.
282
00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:06,606
Hello.
283
00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:11,793
How bout that ride in. I guess
that's why they call it Sin City.
284
00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:13,829
Ha-ha-ha.
285
00:21:14,393 --> 00:21:18,468
You guys might not know this, but
I considered myself a bit of a loner.
286
00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:22,731
I tend to think of myself
as a one-man wolf pack.
287
00:21:24,423 --> 00:21:27,326
But when my sister brought Doug home,
I knew he was one of my own.
288
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,807
And my wolf pack, it grew by one.
289
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,234
So there were two of
us in the wolf pack.
290
00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:40,035
I was alone first in the pack,
and then Doug joined in later.
291
00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:44,566
And six months ago, when
Doug introduced me to you guys...
292
00:21:44,814 --> 00:21:47,530
I thought, "Wait a second.
Could it be...?"
293
00:21:47,822 --> 00:21:52,562
And now I know for sure. I just
added two more guys to my wolf pack.
294
00:21:52,881 --> 00:21:54,763
Alright.
295
00:21:55,074 --> 00:22:00,486
Four of us wolves. Running around
the desert together. In Las Vegas.
296
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:03,180
Looking for strippers and cocaine.
297
00:22:03,962 --> 00:22:07,105
So tonight, I make a toast.
298
00:22:07,488 --> 00:22:08,298
What do you got there?
299
00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:12,020
What the fuck?/
What are you doing?
300
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:17,903
What is that?/
Blood brothers.
301
00:22:18,228 --> 00:22:24,668
God damn it. Alan, no./
I'm not doing that. Make him stop.
302
00:22:25,353 --> 00:22:29,295
Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves.
Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you.
303
00:22:30,424 --> 00:22:33,087
Are you alright? Do you need a doctor?
304
00:22:33,397 --> 00:22:34,333
He's fine. He's good.
305
00:22:34,699 --> 00:22:36,157
Are you sure?/ I'm good./ Perfect.
306
00:22:36,444 --> 00:22:38,862
Alan, come here, buddy./
Get in here, crazy.
307
00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:43,840
Alright. To a night the four
of us will never forget.
308
00:22:50,423 --> 00:22:52,490
Cheers.
309
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,319
What the fuck?
310
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,046
Control yourself, man. God damn.
Will you put on some pants?
311
00:25:34,046 --> 00:25:36,946
Phil, do not go in the bathroom./
Alan, just calm down it's me.
312
00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:39,144
Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom.
313
00:25:40,088 --> 00:25:40,984
What's going on?
314
00:25:41,194 --> 00:25:42,647
There's a jungle cat in the bathroom.
315
00:25:43,002 --> 00:25:45,338
Okay, I'll check it out.
316
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,721
Becareful. Don't.
317
00:25:51,147 --> 00:25:53,787
Holy fuck. He's not kidding.
There's a tiger in there.
318
00:25:54,132 --> 00:25:55,629
No, there isn't./
Yeah.
319
00:25:56,822 --> 00:25:58,182
That bitch is gigantic.
320
00:25:59,346 --> 00:26:02,804
You okay, buddy?/ No. I'm
in so much pain right now.
321
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,259
God damn. Look at this place.
322
00:26:08,039 --> 00:26:12,263
I know. Phil, they have my credit
card downstairs. I'm so screwed.
323
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,974
How does a tiger get in the
bathroom? It almost killed me.
324
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:18,947
You mind putting on some pants? I find
it a little weird I have to ask twice.
325
00:26:19,176 --> 00:26:21,432
Pants, at times like this?
I dont have any.
326
00:26:23,575 --> 00:26:25,558
What the fuck happened last night.
327
00:26:25,865 --> 00:26:28,194
Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?
328
00:26:34,975 --> 00:26:36,682
Oh, my god.
329
00:26:37,582 --> 00:26:39,485
My lateral incisor, it's gone.
330
00:26:40,018 --> 00:26:43,272
Okay, just calm down. We're
fine. Everything is fine.
331
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,612
Alan, go wake up Doug.
332
00:26:45,612 --> 00:26:48,077
Let's get some coffee and
get the fuck out of Nevada...
333
00:26:48,078 --> 00:26:49,310
Before house-keeping shows up.
334
00:26:49,491 --> 00:26:52,929
What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a
tooth. I have no idea how it happened.
335
00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:57,016
You freaking me out, man. I got a
massive headache. Let's just calm down.
336
00:26:57,304 --> 00:26:59,949
How am I supposed to calm down?
Look around you.
337
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,153
Hey, guys, he's not in there.
338
00:27:02,352 --> 00:27:04,372
Did you check all the rooms?/
Yeah, I looked everywhere.
339
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,290
Plus his mattress is gone.
340
00:27:06,956 --> 00:27:09,760
He probably went to the pool to get
something to eat. Let's call his cell.
341
00:27:11,876 --> 00:27:13,640
I look like a nerdy hillbilly.
342
00:27:28,826 --> 00:27:30,335
Alan./ Hey.
343
00:27:31,725 --> 00:27:34,202
It's Phil./
Oh, hey phil...
344
00:27:35,303 --> 00:27:36,896
This is Doug's phone.
345
00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:38,484
No shit./ Yeah.
346
00:27:42,971 --> 00:27:44,249
What the fuck is that?
347
00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:53,203
Whose fuckin' baby is that?
348
00:27:53,603 --> 00:27:56,135
Alan, are you sure you didn't see
anyone else in the suite?
349
00:27:56,389 --> 00:27:58,235
Yeah, I checked all the rooms.
No one's here.
350
00:27:58,524 --> 00:28:00,284
Check its collar or something.
351
00:28:03,343 --> 00:28:04,237
It's okay, baby.
352
00:28:04,613 --> 00:28:06,125
Stu, we don't have time for this.
353
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,172
Let's go hook up with Doug.
We'll deal with the baby later.
354
00:28:08,497 --> 00:28:10,780
Phil, we're not gonna
leave a baby in the room.
355
00:28:10,781 --> 00:28:13,063
There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom.
356
00:28:13,378 --> 00:28:15,641
It's not our baby./ Yeah,
I gotta side with Stu on this one.
357
00:28:16,419 --> 00:28:19,856
Alright, fine. We'll take it with us.
Can you at least find some pants?
358
00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:30,896
Why can't we remember a god
damned thing from last night?
359
00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:34,594
Because we obviously
had a great fucking time.
360
00:28:36,334 --> 00:28:38,658
Why don't you just stop
worrying for one minute.
361
00:28:39,745 --> 00:28:41,101
Proud of yourself.
362
00:28:46,551 --> 00:28:48,804
Oh, how cute. What's his name?
363
00:28:51,103 --> 00:28:52,105
Ben.
364
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,296
Carlos.
365
00:28:55,243 --> 00:28:56,236
Carlos?
366
00:29:14,029 --> 00:29:15,427
Hey, Phil, look.
367
00:29:20,309 --> 00:29:21,537
He's jacking his little weenis.
368
00:29:21,955 --> 00:29:23,543
Pull yourself together, man.
369
00:29:23,898 --> 00:29:25,183
Not at the table, Carlos.
370
00:29:30,386 --> 00:29:31,435
I looked everywhere.
371
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,585
Gym, casino, front desk nobody
seen Doug. He's not here.
372
00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,427
He's fine. He's a grown man.
373
00:29:36,836 --> 00:29:39,582
Seriously, Stu. You gotta calm
down. Here, have some juice.
374
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:49,401
Okay, let's just track this thing.
375
00:29:50,675 --> 00:29:52,540
What's the last thing we
remember doing last night?
376
00:29:52,865 --> 00:29:56,808
The first thing was we're on the roof
and we're having shots of Yager.
377
00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:01,834
And then we had dinner at
The Palm, right?/ That's right.
378
00:30:02,146 --> 00:30:06,307
Then we play crabs at the Hard
Rock, and I think Doug was there.
379
00:30:06,562 --> 00:30:08,841
That sounds right.
No, he definitely was.
380
00:30:09,302 --> 00:30:11,602
You know what, guys? I don't
even remember going to dinner.
381
00:30:12,175 --> 00:30:14,670
I know. What the fuck? I don't think
I've ever been this hungover.
382
00:30:14,971 --> 00:30:17,537
After the Hard Rock I blacked
out. It was like emptiness.
383
00:30:19,744 --> 00:30:21,744
We have him until 10
p.m so that gives us...
384
00:30:21,745 --> 00:30:23,727
A twelve hour window
where we could've lost him.
385
00:30:24,507 --> 00:30:25,208
What is this?
386
00:30:25,809 --> 00:30:28,234
Oh, my god. That is my tooth.
387
00:30:28,531 --> 00:30:29,839
Why do you have that?
388
00:30:30,605 --> 00:30:31,602
What else is in your pocket?
389
00:30:31,901 --> 00:30:34,377
No, it's a good thing.
Check your pockets.
390
00:30:34,955 --> 00:30:36,503
Do you have anything?
391
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,281
I have an ATM receipt from The Bellagio.
392
00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:45,991
11:05 for $800.
I am so fucked.
393
00:30:46,783 --> 00:30:50,972
I have a valet ticket from Caesar's.
Looks like we got in at 5:15 am.
394
00:30:51,515 --> 00:30:53,093
Oh, shit. We drove last night?
395
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,274
Driving drunk. Classic.
396
00:30:59,853 --> 00:31:01,033
What's on your arm?
397
00:31:03,033 --> 00:31:06,273
What the fuck?/ Jesus. Phil, you
were in the hospital last night.
398
00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:07,876
I guess so, yeah./ You okay?
399
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,818
Yeah, Alan. I'm fine.
400
00:31:10,175 --> 00:31:14,457
What the hell is going on?/ Stu, this
is a good thing. We have a lead now.
401
00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:16,289
Hey, Stu. Watch this.
402
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,227
Do you ever see a baby do that?
403
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,304
Alan, it's not cool.
404
00:31:27,528 --> 00:31:30,994
Are you sure you're qualified to be
taking care of that baby?
405
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,971
What are you talkin' about?
I've found a baby before.
406
00:31:33,242 --> 00:31:34,833
You've found a baby before?/
Yeah.
407
00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:37,379
Where?/ Coffee Bean.
408
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:43,894
Hey, Phil, I don't think Doug
would want us to take the Mercedes.
409
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:44,731
Relax we'll be careful.
410
00:31:45,182 --> 00:31:48,022
My dad is crazy about that car
and he left Doug in charge.
411
00:31:48,163 --> 00:31:52,936
Alan, we got bigger problems here. Doug
could be in hospital. He could be hurt.
412
00:31:53,623 --> 00:31:55,192
Let's worry about the car later.
413
00:31:55,574 --> 00:31:57,286
Guys, check it out.
414
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,875
Is that the mattress from Doug's room?
415
00:32:05,803 --> 00:32:07,438
What the fuck?
416
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:10,885
Hey, what's going on?
417
00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:14,517
Some assholes threw his bed
off the window last night.
418
00:32:14,936 --> 00:32:15,608
No shit.
419
00:32:17,216 --> 00:32:19,095
Some guys just can't handle Vegas.
420
00:32:25,305 --> 00:32:26,624
It's gonna be okay, Stu.
421
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,298
How the hell did a mattress...
422
00:32:33,895 --> 00:32:34,980
Here's your car, officers.
423
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,540
Oh, god.
424
00:32:36,925 --> 00:32:41,472
Alright, everybody act cool. Don't
say a word. Let's just get in and go.
425
00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:47,730
Stu, you got a 5?/
No.
426
00:32:48,988 --> 00:32:50,483
I'll hit you on the way back.
427
00:32:50,483 --> 00:32:51,331
Thank you, sir.
428
00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:54,556
Oh, my god.
429
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,513
You just nailed the baby.
430
00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,259
My glasses okay?
431
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,709
Your glasses are fine, dick.
432
00:33:08,383 --> 00:33:09,627
This is so illegal.
433
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,968
Can't you see the fun part of anything?
434
00:33:14,086 --> 00:33:16,291
Yeah we're stuck in traffic
in a stolen police car...
435
00:33:16,569 --> 00:33:18,579
With what is sure to be a
missing child in the back seat.
436
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,104
Which part of this is fun?
437
00:33:20,953 --> 00:33:22,765
I think the cop car part is pretty cool.
438
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:26,121
Thank you, Alan. It is cool.
Doug would love it.
439
00:33:28,044 --> 00:33:29,258
Come on.
440
00:33:32,484 --> 00:33:33,233
Check this out.
441
00:33:33,673 --> 00:33:37,221
Oh, no. Don't, Phil. Don't
do this./ Take it easy.
442
00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:39,820
Just don't try to call for more
attention to us./ Attention./ Sorry.
443
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,898
Attention, please.
Move out of the way.
444
00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:45,006
I repeat. Please disperse.
445
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:50,108
Phil, stop the car.
I wanna get out. Pull over.
446
00:33:50,468 --> 00:33:52,158
Ma'm, in the leopard dress...
447
00:33:52,242 --> 00:33:53,692
You have an amazing rack.
448
00:33:55,774 --> 00:33:58,116
Get off the sidewalk.
449
00:33:58,421 --> 00:34:00,118
I should've been a fuckin' cop.
450
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,072
Look, I already told you.
451
00:34:08,073 --> 00:34:10,430
You came in here with a mild
concussion, some bruised ribs.
452
00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:11,216
No big deal.
453
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,406
Although none of you could
articulate how it happened.
454
00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:15,820
Do you remember how
many of us were here?
455
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:20,123
I don't know. I think
it was just you guys.
456
00:34:20,432 --> 00:34:21,316
Definitely no baby.
457
00:34:21,716 --> 00:34:22,706
And one other guy.
458
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:25,241
That's our guy.
Was he okay?
459
00:34:25,634 --> 00:34:28,524
Yeah, he was fine. Just whacked
out of his mind. You all were.
460
00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:31,003
Alright. Come forward.
461
00:34:31,858 --> 00:34:32,933
And turn.
462
00:34:33,782 --> 00:34:36,130
Alright, here we go.
463
00:34:36,865 --> 00:34:37,996
And cough.
464
00:34:39,016 --> 00:34:41,384
Cough.
465
00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:43,193
Give me one more.
466
00:34:44,112 --> 00:34:45,929
Alright. Attaboy.
467
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:51,401
Felix, you can put your robe on.
The nurse will be here in a minute.
468
00:34:51,783 --> 00:34:53,456
I'll see you after the weekend.
469
00:34:54,038 --> 00:34:55,593
Thank you, doctor.
470
00:34:59,341 --> 00:35:02,359
Guys, I really gotta go. I'm sorry.
I have a surgery up on the 4th floor.
471
00:35:03,264 --> 00:35:06,114
I know. We just need a couple
more minutes of your time.
472
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,685
Yeah. Tuck it right in there.
I don't wanna resterilized.
473
00:35:13,637 --> 00:35:14,944
Walk with me.
474
00:35:17,841 --> 00:35:20,502
Okay, here we go.
Patient name Phil Wenneck.
475
00:35:20,564 --> 00:35:22,789
2:45 a.m arrival.
476
00:35:23,095 --> 00:35:26,350
Minor concussion like I said.
Some bruising. Pretty standard.
477
00:35:26,350 --> 00:35:28,380
Do you mind if I take a look.
I'm actually a doctor.
478
00:35:28,467 --> 00:35:31,818
You said that several times last night.
But, really, you're just a dentist.
479
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,657
Okay, this is interesting.
480
00:35:35,989 --> 00:35:37,994
Your blood work came in this morning.
481
00:35:41,076 --> 00:35:43,081
They found a large amount
of Roophyllin in your system.
482
00:35:44,570 --> 00:35:48,236
Roophyllin? Roofies? Commonly
known as the "Date Rape Drug?"
483
00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:51,156
Are you saying I was raped last night?
484
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,735
Actually...
485
00:35:57,414 --> 00:36:00,437
I don't think so. But,
someone did slip you the drug.
486
00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:02,395
I'm not surprised you
don't remember anything.
487
00:36:03,635 --> 00:36:06,961
Doc, none of us can remember
anything from last night. Remember?
488
00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:09,974
How could someone drugged all of us?
489
00:36:10,817 --> 00:36:13,256
I wouldn't be worried about it.
By now the stuff is out of your system.
490
00:36:13,556 --> 00:36:14,792
You're gonna be fine. I have to go.
491
00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:16,518
Wait, please doctor.
492
00:36:16,518 --> 00:36:19,734
Is there anything else like
something we've been talking about?
493
00:36:19,898 --> 00:36:21,055
Or some place we were going?
494
00:36:22,187 --> 00:36:23,946
Actually there was something.
495
00:36:24,272 --> 00:36:26,524
You guys kept talking about
some wedding last night.
496
00:36:26,701 --> 00:36:29,270
Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug
is getting married tomorrow.
497
00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,832
I want the hundred back./
No. Easy.
498
00:36:32,050 --> 00:36:34,252
You kept talking about some
wedding that you just came from.
499
00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:36,315
At the Best Little Chapel.
500
00:36:36,315 --> 00:36:38,228
You guys kept saying how
sick the wedding was...
501
00:36:38,228 --> 00:36:39,276
And getting all crazy about it.
502
00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:42,127
I hope this helps, fellas.
I really have to leave.
503
00:36:42,477 --> 00:36:44,833
You know Best Little Chapel?
Do you know where that is?
504
00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:48,346
I do. It's on the corner of
'get a map' and 'fuck off'.
505
00:36:50,805 --> 00:36:52,087
I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.
506
00:36:52,332 --> 00:36:55,440
Figure it out yourself, okay?
You're big boys.
507
00:37:08,111 --> 00:37:08,935
What about the baby?
508
00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:11,407
Just leave him in the car.
We're only gonna be 5 minutes.
509
00:37:11,408 --> 00:37:14,988
We're not leaving a baby in the car./
He'll be fine. I cracked the window.
510
00:37:20,419 --> 00:37:22,905
What if they don't remember us./
Well, let's just find out.
511
00:37:25,306 --> 00:37:26,623
Excuse me sir.
512
00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,628
Look at these guys. What
happened? You missed me?
513
00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:35,007
You miss Eddie. You want more
from me? Come here, my friend.
514
00:37:35,329 --> 00:37:37,332
Look at this guy.
You fuckin' crazy.
515
00:37:37,747 --> 00:37:39,239
What's going on, man?
516
00:37:39,813 --> 00:37:42,297
Listen, I wanna tell you something.
I know some sick people in my life.
517
00:37:42,504 --> 00:37:47,546
This guy is the craziest, wildest
bastard I ever met in my life.
518
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,654
This guy is out of his mind. What's
going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker?
519
00:37:52,002 --> 00:37:53,599
I thought he was gonna eat my dick.
520
00:37:54,035 --> 00:37:57,120
What happened? No love for
Eddie? You don't hug me?
521
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,414
No, it's not that, Eddie.
It's just that...
522
00:38:00,963 --> 00:38:03,861
We're having a hard time remembering
what happened here last night.
523
00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:06,769
Was there a wedding here?
Do you do a weddings here?
524
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,712
You're cracking my balls, man.
525
00:38:10,011 --> 00:38:13,315
Eddie, obviously we were here last night.
We're looking for a friend, Doug.
526
00:38:13,531 --> 00:38:15,637
Do you remember him?/ Yeah.
The small guy. Like a monkey.
527
00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,006
You saw him?/
Of course.
528
00:38:18,422 --> 00:38:21,668
Is there anything you can tell us about
what may have happened last night?
529
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:24,813
You don't remember nothing?
530
00:38:29,447 --> 00:38:31,027
Congratulations, Stu.
You got married.
531
00:38:31,389 --> 00:38:33,566
This can't be happening.
532
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,610
Oh, god./
Look at that.
533
00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:43,443
I tell you one thing. You looked
seriously happy here, man.
534
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:46,707
That's it. My life is over.
535
00:38:47,168 --> 00:38:50,343
Stu, its okay. Shit happens. Melissa's
not gonna know anything about this.
536
00:38:50,618 --> 00:38:53,129
This never happened.
I'll take care of it.
537
00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:55,583
Hey, what's all that?
538
00:38:55,891 --> 00:38:57,507
The high-roller package.
It's what you guys order.
539
00:38:57,843 --> 00:38:59,957
I have coffee mugs.
540
00:39:00,343 --> 00:39:01,858
You have baseball caps, huh?
541
00:39:02,315 --> 00:39:05,670
And fancy calendars all with
pictures of Stu and Jade.
542
00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:07,930
Her name's Jade?/
Yeah, she's beautiful, man.
543
00:39:08,226 --> 00:39:12,095
Clean. Very tight. Tits, like that.
But that's because she had a baby.
544
00:39:12,390 --> 00:39:14,639
That explains the baby./
Oh, Carlos./ Great.
545
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:17,753
Alright. Eddie, here's the deal.
We made a major mistake last night.
546
00:39:18,009 --> 00:39:19,670
We need to get this
marriage annuled immediately.
547
00:39:19,670 --> 00:39:21,498
You do annulments?/
Of course I do annulments.
548
00:39:21,814 --> 00:39:23,204
It breaks my heart and
gonna make me very sad.
549
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,356
But it's not a problem. I'm gonna
make a very good price for you.
550
00:39:25,762 --> 00:39:29,278
I can't do it with just him though.
I need the chick. I need both parties.
551
00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:30,695
Not a problem. That's great.
552
00:39:31,124 --> 00:39:31,769
Isn't that great, Stu?
553
00:39:32,322 --> 00:39:34,374
C'mon, buddy. She probably
know where Doug is.
554
00:39:34,699 --> 00:39:35,860
Awesome./ Alright.
555
00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:40,698
We need her address. She must have
filled out some paperworks, right?
556
00:39:40,699 --> 00:39:41,488
Of course.
557
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,745
Hey, excuse me.
What's the matter with you?
558
00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:47,696
Go get the paperwork now.
I've spent my life waiting for you.
559
00:39:48,092 --> 00:39:50,825
Come on. And get the bakhala, please.
560
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:57,374
Hey, Phil, what about my dad's car?
561
00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,324
I'm sure Doug has it.
We'll get it back.
562
00:40:00,209 --> 00:40:02,189
Then I vote we torch the cop
car and all the shit with it.
563
00:40:04,496 --> 00:40:06,352
Torch it? Who are you?
564
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:10,325
I don't know, Phil. Apparently I'm a
guy who married a complete strangers.
565
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:14,892
This whole situation
is completely fucked.
566
00:40:16,154 --> 00:40:22,788
These mugs. This hat. This car. It's all
evidence of a night that never happened.
567
00:40:23,165 --> 00:40:25,366
That is why we're torching all of it.
568
00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:27,876
I'm a school teacher.
I got a family.
569
00:40:27,971 --> 00:40:30,324
I'm on for secrecy. But I'm not
gonna torch a fuckin' cop car.
570
00:40:30,869 --> 00:40:31,926
Fine. I'll do it.
571
00:40:32,178 --> 00:40:33,978
Can I help?/
Yeah. Thanks.
572
00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:38,446
Shit. Is it Doug?/ I don't
have any./ It's Doug.
573
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:39,748
It's Melissa.
574
00:40:40,216 --> 00:40:42,612
Don't answer it./ I have to.
She's called twice already.
575
00:40:43,879 --> 00:40:45,635
Hey, sweetheart.
How are you?
576
00:40:46,199 --> 00:40:48,995
There you are. It's the
third time I'm trying you.
577
00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:52,001
I know. The receptions up here is crazy.
578
00:40:52,353 --> 00:40:56,433
I think it's all the sequoia trees
block the signal./ I hate that.
579
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,239
So, how was it last night?
580
00:40:58,564 --> 00:41:01,381
It was really fun actually. It's
kinda quiet. It was a good time.
581
00:41:01,788 --> 00:41:06,737
That sounds nice./ We're on
in all kind of vino factoids.
582
00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:10,851
So cool if I could
breast-feed, you know.
583
00:41:14,688 --> 00:41:17,847
We're about to go for a tractor ride.
So I should probably get going.
584
00:41:18,221 --> 00:41:19,506
A tractor ride?/ So pretty.
585
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:22,668
Let's go. Out of the car.
586
00:41:23,075 --> 00:41:25,141
What was that?/ They just
started up the tractor.
587
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,091
I think it backfired.
588
00:41:26,365 --> 00:41:27,175
Where the hell is he?
589
00:41:27,439 --> 00:41:31,216
Hey, easy. I think we're
looking for the same guy.
590
00:41:32,897 --> 00:41:34,127
What the hell, man?
591
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:37,103
Where the fuck are you?
Is that a baby?
592
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:40,536
Why it has to be a baby?
We're in winery. It's a goat.
593
00:41:40,536 --> 00:41:41,156
Where is he?
594
00:41:41,453 --> 00:41:43,604
I don't know what you're talking about.
595
00:41:44,143 --> 00:41:46,504
Sir, could you please start the
tractor so we can get out of here?
596
00:41:46,858 --> 00:41:48,761
I'm trying to but we're fuckin' blocked.
597
00:41:49,061 --> 00:41:51,062
Oh, my god. What the
hell is happening, Stu?
598
00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:53,455
Hey, there's a baby on board!
599
00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:54,882
Someone just said baby.
600
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,832
Get out of the car./
It's a baby goat.
601
00:41:57,256 --> 00:41:59,448
Chinese guy, why do you making
trouble for my business, man.
602
00:41:59,449 --> 00:42:00,544
Go away from here now.
603
00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:03,702
Get out of the fuckin' car./ Phil, he's
got a gun./ No shit he's gotta gun.
604
00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:04,820
I gotta call you back.
605
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,257
They shot Eddie./
Fuck this shit.
606
00:42:18,047 --> 00:42:19,607
Go, go, go.
607
00:42:25,382 --> 00:42:28,181
That was some serious shit.
Who were those guys?
608
00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,648
We're gonna be okay.
Everything's gonna be okay.
609
00:42:30,869 --> 00:42:32,601
What the fuck is going on?
610
00:42:33,756 --> 00:42:34,998
I have no idea.
611
00:42:41,804 --> 00:42:43,446
Why don't you just let
that one go to voice mail?
612
00:42:46,837 --> 00:42:48,659
That's a fake laugh, by the way.
613
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:55,964
It's got Ted Danson and Magnum
P.I. and that jewish actor.
614
00:42:56,841 --> 00:43:00,111
Shut up, Alan. What room
was it again?/ It's 825.
615
00:43:01,421 --> 00:43:02,331
I already checked with her.
616
00:43:04,188 --> 00:43:05,163
I've found him. I call you back.
617
00:43:05,756 --> 00:43:07,691
Thank god. He's with his father.
618
00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:09,376
I was freakin' out.
619
00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,228
I miss you, sweety.
620
00:43:12,383 --> 00:43:13,513
Honey, I miss you.
621
00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,096
What the hell happened to you guys?
622
00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:24,141
Actually, we were
hoping you could tell us.
623
00:43:24,449 --> 00:43:25,911
What do you mean?
I got up this morning.
624
00:43:25,911 --> 00:43:29,327
I went to get you guys some coffe,
and I came back and you were gone.
625
00:43:31,287 --> 00:43:32,849
Why are you being so quiet?
626
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,115
I'm no being quiet.
627
00:43:36,069 --> 00:43:36,968
He's so cute.
628
00:43:37,216 --> 00:43:39,678
I gotta feed Tyler.
Come inside, you guys.
629
00:43:42,444 --> 00:43:44,603
Did you hear that?
The baby's name is Tyler.
630
00:43:45,611 --> 00:43:47,435
I thought he looked more
like a Carlos too, buddy.
631
00:43:51,851 --> 00:43:54,428
Okay, what's up. You
guys are acting weird.
632
00:43:55,335 --> 00:43:57,892
Look, it's Jade, right?/
Very funny, Phil.
633
00:43:58,806 --> 00:43:59,913
Right, Jade. Uh.
634
00:44:00,607 --> 00:44:01,733
Do you remember our friend, Doug?
635
00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:04,153
Are you kidding? He was
the best man in our wedding.
636
00:44:04,347 --> 00:44:07,169
Exactly. We can't find him
and we got a little worried.
637
00:44:07,327 --> 00:44:10,571
Oh, my god.
That is so Doug.
638
00:44:15,135 --> 00:44:17,134
I'm gonna go clean him up.
It's alright. Daddy didn't mean it.
639
00:44:18,550 --> 00:44:20,033
Oh, my god.
640
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,340
What the fuck, man?
You gotta hold it together.
641
00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:25,072
Holy shit./ She is super hot.
You should be proud of yourself.
642
00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,541
She is wearing my grandmother's ring.
643
00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,505
The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa.
644
00:44:29,506 --> 00:44:31,280
Remember my grandmother's
holocaust ring?
645
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:33,015
She's wearing it.
646
00:44:34,018 --> 00:44:35,715
I didn't know they give
out rings at the holocaust.
647
00:44:37,581 --> 00:44:39,589
He's okay./ Good.
648
00:44:40,312 --> 00:44:41,744
He was just hungry.
That's fine.
649
00:44:42,353 --> 00:44:45,901
About last night. Do you remember
the last time you saw Doug?
650
00:44:46,741 --> 00:44:48,092
I haven't seen him since the wedding.
651
00:44:48,473 --> 00:44:49,566
The wedding. Okay.
652
00:44:52,665 --> 00:44:53,671
What time was that at?
653
00:44:58,503 --> 00:45:01,724
I guess it was around 1. Because I had
to go back to work and finish my shift.
654
00:45:02,007 --> 00:45:04,948
And then when I got out. I headed
over to the hotel with Tyler.
655
00:45:05,204 --> 00:45:06,685
And was Doug there then?
656
00:45:06,822 --> 00:45:08,644
I didn't see Doug. Because
you guys were passed out.
657
00:45:08,644 --> 00:45:12,414
The room was a wreck. So
I was just curled up next to Stu.
658
00:45:16,599 --> 00:45:17,784
I got a question.
659
00:45:18,089 --> 00:45:20,853
You said when your shift ended.
Is that mean you're a nurse?
660
00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,540
Or a blackjack dealer?
661
00:45:23,974 --> 00:45:26,048
You know this. I'm a stripper.
662
00:45:26,861 --> 00:45:30,623
Technically I'm an escort, but stripping
is a great way to meet the clients.
663
00:45:31,504 --> 00:45:32,841
Smart.
664
00:45:32,841 --> 00:45:33,426
Savvy.
665
00:45:33,716 --> 00:45:36,178
But that's all in the past
now that I'm marrying a doctor.
666
00:45:37,409 --> 00:45:38,521
I'm just a dentist.
667
00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:42,655
Police. Freeze!
668
00:45:42,655 --> 00:45:44,508
Shut that baby up.
669
00:45:44,831 --> 00:45:46,367
Okay.
670
00:45:53,621 --> 00:45:55,876
So after we take the mugshot,
we bring'em on down here...
671
00:45:55,876 --> 00:45:59,288
Where they wait to be interviewed
by the arresting officers.
672
00:45:59,595 --> 00:46:02,981
Trust me, kids. You do not want
to be sitting on these benches.
673
00:46:03,231 --> 00:46:05,533
We call this place Loserville.
674
00:46:07,169 --> 00:46:08,418
Follow me.
675
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:16,392
Hello.
676
00:46:16,826 --> 00:46:19,207
Hey Tracy, it's Phil.
677
00:46:19,498 --> 00:46:21,166
Hey, Phil. Where are you guys?
678
00:46:21,502 --> 00:46:24,197
We are at the spa, at the hotel.
679
00:46:24,486 --> 00:46:27,136
Cool. I just get some sun.
Is Doug around?
680
00:46:27,424 --> 00:46:29,197
Of course he's around.
Why wouldn't he be around?
681
00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:31,528
I'm just wondering
why you're calling me.
682
00:46:33,465 --> 00:46:37,751
We made a deal, no talking
to girlfriends or wife.
683
00:46:38,336 --> 00:46:39,965
We just call each other's.
684
00:46:40,845 --> 00:46:42,515
Okay. What's up?
685
00:46:42,938 --> 00:46:46,324
You are not gonna believe this. We
got comp an extra night at the hotel.
686
00:46:46,594 --> 00:46:47,226
You did?
687
00:46:47,531 --> 00:46:50,657
Yeah. The suite is ridiculous.
It's out of control.
688
00:46:50,728 --> 00:46:54,236
It was room service and a butler.
689
00:46:55,001 --> 00:46:56,362
We had figured to spent
the night here and then...
690
00:46:56,664 --> 00:46:58,857
We're just gonna come back
totally relax in the morning.
691
00:46:59,407 --> 00:47:02,268
You wanna stay an extra night?
But the wedding is tomorrow.
692
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,691
That's why we're gonna
get up really early and...
693
00:47:04,915 --> 00:47:06,083
We'll be back with plenty of times.
694
00:47:06,510 --> 00:47:08,429
Okay. Are you sure that's a good idea?
695
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,474
Wenneck, Price, Garner. Room 3.
696
00:47:11,852 --> 00:47:13,535
Okay, Trace, I gotta go.
Talk to you later.
697
00:47:17,830 --> 00:47:20,142
Come on. Chop chop./
Just spin around.
698
00:47:22,517 --> 00:47:25,051
Wait a second./
I'll go over.
699
00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:29,948
There we go.
700
00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:41,776
Gentlemen. We got some
good news and some bad news.
701
00:47:42,096 --> 00:47:44,143
The good news is, we
found your Mercedes.
702
00:47:45,257 --> 00:47:46,696
That's great news.
703
00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:48,629
It's over impound right now.
704
00:47:49,556 --> 00:47:53,765
We picked it up at 5 a.m this morning.
Parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd.
705
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:58,103
It's weird./
Yeah. It is weird.
706
00:47:58,845 --> 00:48:00,573
There's also a note.
707
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:05,215
It says, "couldn't find the meter,
but here's 4 bucks."
708
00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:09,100
The bad news is...
709
00:48:09,464 --> 00:48:11,875
We can't get you in front of
the judge until Monday morning.
710
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:16,803
Officer that's just impossible.
711
00:48:16,985 --> 00:48:18,900
We need to be in L.A
tomorrow for a wedding.
712
00:48:19,213 --> 00:48:20,778
You stole a police car.
713
00:48:21,051 --> 00:48:24,175
We didn't steal anything.
We found it.
714
00:48:24,536 --> 00:48:27,681
If anything, we deserve a reward
or something. Like a trophy?
715
00:48:28,218 --> 00:48:31,318
I see assholes like you
everyday./ Every fuckin' day.
716
00:48:31,652 --> 00:48:34,047
Let's go to Vegas. We
all get drunk and laid.
717
00:48:36,039 --> 00:48:38,545
Let's steal a cop car, 'cause
it'll be really fuckin' funny.
718
00:48:38,936 --> 00:48:40,837
Think you can get away
with it? Not up in here!
719
00:48:41,435 --> 00:48:42,538
Not up in here!
720
00:48:46,810 --> 00:48:48,411
Sir...
721
00:48:48,747 --> 00:48:53,819
If I may. I'm assuming that squad
car belongs to one of you./ Yeah.
722
00:48:55,638 --> 00:48:56,896
I'm not a cop.
723
00:48:57,265 --> 00:48:58,414
I'm no hero.
724
00:48:58,733 --> 00:49:00,215
I'm a school teacher.
725
00:49:01,367 --> 00:49:04,249
But if one of my kids went
missing on a field trip...
726
00:49:05,557 --> 00:49:07,274
That looked really bad on me.
727
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:09,905
What are you getting at?
728
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,161
Yeah, Phil. What are you getting at?
729
00:49:11,592 --> 00:49:13,475
No one wants to look bad.
730
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,334
We gotta get to a wedding.
731
00:49:15,631 --> 00:49:18,861
And you guys don't need people
talking about some obnoxious tourist...
732
00:49:19,144 --> 00:49:21,222
Borrowed your squad car last night.
733
00:49:21,907 --> 00:49:26,337
The point is, I think we can work
out a deal. Discretely of course, ma'm.
734
00:49:27,767 --> 00:49:28,714
What do you say?
735
00:49:38,741 --> 00:49:39,809
Let me ask you a question.
736
00:49:40,157 --> 00:49:45,012
Do any of you gentlemen have any
heart conditon, or anything like that?
737
00:49:47,381 --> 00:49:48,120
No.
738
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,616
Okay, kids. You're in
for a real treat today.
739
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:53,898
These gentlemen have kindly
volunteered to demonstrate...
740
00:49:54,204 --> 00:49:56,757
How a stun gun is used
to subdue a suspect.
741
00:49:58,459 --> 00:49:59,046
What?
742
00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:01,315
Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun.
743
00:50:01,722 --> 00:50:02,916
Up close and personal.
744
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,831
Or you can shoot it from a distance.
745
00:50:09,846 --> 00:50:12,011
Do I have any volunteers who wanna
come up here to do some shooting?
746
00:50:12,461 --> 00:50:14,505
How bout you, young lady.
Come on up here.
747
00:50:16,105 --> 00:50:17,220
Let's go, handsome.
Come on.
748
00:50:18,230 --> 00:50:20,051
Not you, fat Jesus.
Slide it on back.
749
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,391
You, pretty boy.
750
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,552
It's real simple. All you gotta
do is point, aim, and shoot.
751
00:50:29,841 --> 00:50:31,177
You don't really wanna do this.
752
00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:33,337
You can do this. Just focus.
753
00:50:33,736 --> 00:50:36,616
Don't listen to this maniac.
Let's think this thing through.
754
00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:37,321
Finish him!
755
00:50:42,722 --> 00:50:44,480
Right in the nuts.
That was beautiful.
756
00:50:46,075 --> 00:50:48,983
Well done. Give her a hand,
everybody. Alright./ Good job.
757
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:53,923
Good job. Well done.
That was great.
758
00:50:54,653 --> 00:50:56,427
Hey, we got one more charge left.
759
00:50:56,629 --> 00:50:58,118
Anybody wanna do
some shooting up here?
760
00:51:00,502 --> 00:51:02,185
How about you, big man.
Come on up here.
761
00:51:19,515 --> 00:51:22,327
Okay. Same instructions.
Just point, aim, and shoot.
762
00:51:26,922 --> 00:51:30,558
There you go. That's the stuff.
I like the intensity.
763
00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,355
Eye the tiger. Good.
764
00:51:33,603 --> 00:51:37,877
You're holding 50.000 volts, little man.
Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
765
00:51:41,043 --> 00:51:43,683
In the face.
766
00:51:46,466 --> 00:51:48,397
He's still up.
767
00:51:50,550 --> 00:51:52,045
Everybody relax. Take it easy.
768
00:51:52,883 --> 00:51:55,563
We've seen it before. He just
need a little extra charge.
769
00:51:56,672 --> 00:51:57,355
There we go.
770
00:51:59,634 --> 00:52:02,231
Somebody's big boys. You
gotta give them two shots.
771
00:52:03,024 --> 00:52:04,964
Alright, kids. Who wants to
get their fingerprints done?
772
00:52:05,549 --> 00:52:06,364
Come on. Let's go.
773
00:52:07,743 --> 00:52:09,120
Fuck those guys.
774
00:52:09,646 --> 00:52:10,851
Do you hear me?
775
00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:13,550
That was bullshit. I'm telling
everybody we stole a cop car.
776
00:52:13,845 --> 00:52:15,735
He let us go.
Who cares.
777
00:52:15,994 --> 00:52:19,428
I care. You can't just do that.
You can't just tase people.
778
00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:22,037
Because you think it's funny.
779
00:52:22,176 --> 00:52:23,565
That's police brutality.
780
00:52:27,434 --> 00:52:31,661
I'm getting a soda. Do you
guys want anything?/ No.
781
00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:38,231
One man doesn't shut up.
Jesus Christ.
782
00:52:40,812 --> 00:52:42,512
Alan, you okay?
783
00:52:44,117 --> 00:52:45,910
I'm just worried.
784
00:52:47,483 --> 00:52:49,255
What if something happened
to Doug. Something bad.
785
00:52:49,633 --> 00:52:51,084
Come on, you can't think like that.
786
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:52,859
What if he's dead?
787
00:52:53,910 --> 00:52:57,244
I can't afford to lose anybody
close to me again. It hurts too much.
788
00:52:58,241 --> 00:52:59,934
I was so upset when my grandpa died.
789
00:53:00,331 --> 00:53:01,324
I'm sorry. How did he die?
790
00:53:02,175 --> 00:53:04,162
World War II./
Die in the battle?
791
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:08,203
No he was skiing in Vermont.
It was just during World War II.
792
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,990
Alan, Doug is fine.
793
00:53:12,466 --> 00:53:14,782
Why hasn't he called?/ I don't
know, but we're gonna figure it out.
794
00:53:16,377 --> 00:53:20,674
I'll tell you another thing. 6 to 1
odds are our car is beat to shit.
795
00:53:20,674 --> 00:53:21,675
Stu, not now.
796
00:53:21,936 --> 00:53:24,794
Seriously, how much do you
wanna bet? It's like fucked up.
797
00:53:24,794 --> 00:53:28,282
That's enough. Alan is seriously
worried. Let's not freak him out anymore.
798
00:53:32,915 --> 00:53:33,874
I'm sorry, Alan.
799
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:39,077
We'll search the car for clues,
and everything's gonna be okay.
800
00:53:40,541 --> 00:53:42,385
Oh, shit. I can't see that.
801
00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:46,658
I'm not looking.
802
00:53:49,786 --> 00:53:50,729
Oh, thank god.
803
00:53:54,567 --> 00:53:55,924
It's gonna be alright.
804
00:54:02,897 --> 00:54:04,167
Anything?
805
00:54:04,487 --> 00:54:05,527
I got a cigar.
806
00:54:05,870 --> 00:54:11,319
I found a black shoes./
A women shoes?/ I don't know.
807
00:54:11,704 --> 00:54:14,718
Whose are those?/ I don't
know. It's men size 6.
808
00:54:15,237 --> 00:54:16,022
It's weird.
809
00:54:16,398 --> 00:54:17,542
What is this, a snake skin?
810
00:54:17,810 --> 00:54:19,461
Oh, come on.
811
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,117
That's a used condom, Alan.
812
00:54:23,836 --> 00:54:24,709
Get it out of the car.
813
00:54:27,305 --> 00:54:28,817
I got a jizz on me.
814
00:54:31,696 --> 00:54:32,755
Get it out.
815
00:54:35,075 --> 00:54:36,654
Oh, my god.
816
00:54:37,271 --> 00:54:40,733
What the fuck, man? We gotta
get this shit together, guys.
817
00:54:43,657 --> 00:54:44,400
What was that?
818
00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:47,217
It's in the trunk.
819
00:54:47,565 --> 00:54:48,847
Doug's in the trunk.
820
00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:52,942
Holy shit.
821
00:54:53,305 --> 00:54:54,839
Open it./ Okay.
822
00:55:01,848 --> 00:55:03,662
Please stop.
823
00:55:12,683 --> 00:55:13,755
I'm with you.
824
00:55:14,472 --> 00:55:15,650
You gonna fuck on me?
825
00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:17,035
Nobody's gonna fuck on you.
826
00:55:17,293 --> 00:55:20,185
We're on your side. I hate
Godzilla. I hate him too.
827
00:55:21,918 --> 00:55:23,184
He destroys cities.
828
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:24,627
Please.
829
00:55:25,203 --> 00:55:27,710
This isn't your fault.
I'll get you some pants.
830
00:55:33,368 --> 00:55:34,974
What the fuck was that?
831
00:55:37,648 --> 00:55:38,716
I have an internal bleeding.
832
00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:40,965
Please call 911.
833
00:55:42,299 --> 00:55:47,588
That's some fucked up shit.
Who was that guy? He's so mean.
834
00:55:50,297 --> 00:55:51,819
Guys, there's something
I need to tell you.
835
00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:57,190
Last night on the roof,
before we went out...
836
00:55:58,909 --> 00:56:01,216
I slipped something in our Yagermeister.
837
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:02,941
What?
838
00:56:03,376 --> 00:56:05,433
I'm sorry. I fuged up, guys.
839
00:56:06,505 --> 00:56:07,772
You drugged us?
840
00:56:08,225 --> 00:56:11,707
No, I didn't drug you.
I was told it was ecstasy.
841
00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:14,456
Who told you it was ecstasy?
842
00:56:15,495 --> 00:56:17,273
The guy I bought it
from at the liquor store.
843
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:18,961
Why would you give us ecstasy?
844
00:56:19,329 --> 00:56:20,577
Because I wanted everybody
to have a good time...
845
00:56:20,993 --> 00:56:24,029
And I knew you guys wouldn't
take it. It was just one hit each.
846
00:56:24,334 --> 00:56:26,142
I used to do 3 hits at night.
847
00:56:26,989 --> 00:56:29,833
But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan.
It was roofies.
848
00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,952
You think I knew that, Stu?
849
00:56:32,433 --> 00:56:35,171
The guy I bought it from seemed
like he was a real straight shooter.
850
00:56:35,331 --> 00:56:38,689
I'm sorry. You mean the drug dealer at
the liquor store wasn't a good guy?
851
00:56:38,972 --> 00:56:41,085
Let's just calm down./
You fuckin' calm down.
852
00:56:41,370 --> 00:56:45,285
He drugged us. I lost a tooth.
I married a whore.
853
00:56:45,486 --> 00:56:47,046
How dare you. She's a nice lady.
854
00:56:47,318 --> 00:56:50,615
You're such a fuckin' moron./
Your language is offensive.
855
00:56:50,615 --> 00:56:51,679
Fuck you.
856
00:56:52,454 --> 00:56:53,994
Let's just take a deep breath.
857
00:56:55,941 --> 00:56:57,460
This is a good thing, guys.
858
00:56:57,856 --> 00:57:00,664
At least it's not some strangers
drugged us for god knows what reason.
859
00:57:01,497 --> 00:57:04,169
You're right, Phil.
It's totally a good thing.
860
00:57:05,514 --> 00:57:06,847
We're so much better off now.
861
00:57:08,273 --> 00:57:11,059
Here's something I would
like to remind you two of.
862
00:57:11,510 --> 00:57:15,913
Our best friend, Doug, is probably
face down in a ditch right now...
863
00:57:16,177 --> 00:57:18,836
With a meth head,
butt-fucking his corpse.
864
00:57:19,271 --> 00:57:20,949
That's highly unlikely./
It's true.
865
00:57:21,330 --> 00:57:24,397
This is not help. Let's get
our shit together, guys.
866
00:57:25,628 --> 00:57:28,731
Let's go back to the hotel and
I'm gonna make a couple calls...
867
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:30,826
Maybe Doug's back there.
Maybe he's asleep.
868
00:57:31,129 --> 00:57:32,794
Come on. Let's go.
869
00:57:33,556 --> 00:57:35,416
Stu, little help?
870
00:57:35,928 --> 00:57:37,274
Shut up.
871
00:57:41,385 --> 00:57:45,463
Oh, god. Are you okay?
Alan, I'm sorry.
872
00:57:56,863 --> 00:57:58,948
Wait, guys.
873
00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:00,897
What about the tiger?
What if he got out?
874
00:58:02,382 --> 00:58:04,466
I keep forgetting about
the god damned tiger.
875
00:58:06,113 --> 00:58:07,548
How the fuck did he get in there?
876
00:58:08,075 --> 00:58:10,872
I don't know. Because I don't remember.
877
00:58:11,265 --> 00:58:12,952
Stu, keep it down.
878
00:58:13,609 --> 00:58:16,393
It's one of the side-effects
of roofies, is memory loss.
879
00:58:18,082 --> 00:58:20,813
You are literally too stupid to insult.
880
00:58:21,758 --> 00:58:22,410
Thank you.
881
00:58:28,786 --> 00:58:29,872
Hey, come on.
882
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:35,098
Did we leave the music on?
883
00:58:39,562 --> 00:58:41,235
Don't make any sudden movements.
884
00:58:44,937 --> 00:58:46,252
Who the hell are you?/
Who the hell are you?
885
00:58:46,536 --> 00:58:48,308
Quiet.
886
00:58:51,543 --> 00:58:52,495
Mike Tyson?
887
00:58:54,475 --> 00:58:56,279
This is my favorite
part coming in right now.
888
00:59:00,565 --> 00:59:05,489
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
889
00:59:05,524 --> 00:59:06,817
The chorus line, guys.
890
00:59:06,818 --> 00:59:08,232
Oh, Lord.
891
00:59:10,374 --> 00:59:15,348
But I've been waiting for
this moment for all my life.
892
00:59:15,348 --> 00:59:16,393
One more time, guys.
893
00:59:16,681 --> 00:59:18,715
Oh, Lord.
894
00:59:23,767 --> 00:59:24,687
Why did you do that?
895
00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:28,846
Mr. Tyson would like to know why
is his tiger in your bathroom.
896
00:59:29,171 --> 00:59:31,835
Hold on. That was
completely unnecessary.
897
00:59:32,063 --> 00:59:34,477
I'm a huge fan. When
you knocked out holmes...
898
00:59:34,545 --> 00:59:35,375
Explain.
899
00:59:37,569 --> 00:59:40,178
We were drugged last night. We
have no memory of what happened.
900
00:59:40,552 --> 00:59:43,490
It's true. We got into all
kinds of trouble last night.
901
00:59:43,763 --> 00:59:45,255
And now we can't find our friend.
902
00:59:45,627 --> 00:59:48,924
And if you wanna kill us, just go ahead,
because I don't even care anymore.
903
00:59:48,924 --> 00:59:50,572
Stu, what are you talking about?/
I don't care.
904
00:59:50,973 --> 00:59:52,615
Why the fuck do you
want to steal his tiger?
905
00:59:53,483 --> 00:59:56,057
We tend to do dumb shit
when we're fucked up.
906
00:59:57,079 --> 00:59:58,465
I don't believe you guys.
907
00:59:58,754 --> 01:00:00,342
Wait, how did you guys find us?
908
01:00:00,728 --> 01:00:04,421
One of you dropped your jacket, found
it in the tiger's cage this morning.
909
01:00:04,673 --> 01:00:05,533
That's Doug's.
910
01:00:06,235 --> 01:00:09,342
Yeah, Doug. His wallet
and his room keys in there.
911
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,560
That's our missing friend./
I don't give a fuck.
912
01:00:12,497 --> 01:00:13,390
Did you guys see him?
913
01:00:13,828 --> 01:00:14,518
I was vast asleep.
914
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,560
Because if he was up, this shit
wouldn't had gone down so smoothly.
915
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,728
Maybe the tiger would
ate them up like Omar.
916
01:00:20,128 --> 01:00:20,950
Respect.
917
01:00:21,397 --> 01:00:22,771
What happened to Omar?
918
01:00:23,034 --> 01:00:24,645
Don't worry about Omar.
He's not with us no more.
919
01:00:26,931 --> 01:00:29,330
I know this is asking a lot, but do you
think there's anyway that we could go...
920
01:00:29,715 --> 01:00:32,508
To your house and look around to see
if there's any clues for our friend?
921
01:00:32,942 --> 01:00:36,139
Absolutely. How else do you think
we're gonna get the tiger back anyway?
922
01:00:37,422 --> 01:00:38,072
Come on, Champ.
923
01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:39,559
I'm sorry?
924
01:00:40,246 --> 01:00:44,145
We're not gonna put it in the Bentley.
You brought it here, you bring it back.
925
01:00:44,973 --> 01:00:47,013
What do you think?
About 40 minutes?
926
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:49,569
Don't make me come back for him.
927
01:00:54,090 --> 01:00:57,151
That was Mike Tyson./
No shit that was Mike Tyson.
928
01:00:57,446 --> 01:00:59,106
I'm just saying,
he's still got it.
929
01:01:02,084 --> 01:01:02,911
Are you okay?
930
01:01:04,992 --> 01:01:05,605
Where did he get him?
931
01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:14,509
This does not seem fair.
932
01:01:15,030 --> 01:01:17,468
It's rock, paper, scissors.
There's nothing more fair.
933
01:01:18,046 --> 01:01:19,330
Alan should do it.
934
01:01:19,596 --> 01:01:22,947
Alan took a punch from Mike
Tyson, come on. For Doug.
935
01:01:24,294 --> 01:01:27,055
Why are you peppering the steak.
You don't know if tigers like pepper.
936
01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:29,479
Tigers love pepper.
They hate cinnamon.
937
01:01:32,963 --> 01:01:35,173
Phil, just do it.
You should do it.
938
01:01:35,469 --> 01:01:38,904
I would, but you lost.
It wouldn't be right.
939
01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:43,928
I jammed 5 roofies in there.
Just go in there and throw it to him.
940
01:01:45,371 --> 01:01:46,978
Fine.
941
01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:50,035
Make sure he eats the whole thing.
942
01:02:01,858 --> 01:02:02,874
Hey, kitty.
943
01:02:04,556 --> 01:02:07,911
Hey, sweety. It's okay.
A little snack for you.
944
01:02:08,645 --> 01:02:11,118
We want you to eat this, okay?
945
01:02:12,472 --> 01:02:14,441
Just have a little...
946
01:02:21,398 --> 01:02:22,183
What do we do now?
947
01:02:23,404 --> 01:02:24,640
We wait.
948
01:02:34,671 --> 01:02:41,542
What do tigers dream off
when they take a little tiger snooze.
949
01:02:41,956 --> 01:02:48,687
Do they dream of mauling zebras
or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suite.
950
01:02:49,526 --> 01:02:54,302
Don't you worry, you pretty stripped-head
we're gonna get you back to Tyson...
951
01:02:54,302 --> 01:02:56,489
And your cozy tiger bed.
952
01:02:56,489 --> 01:02:59,750
And then we're gonna
find our best friend Doug...
953
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:03,403
And then we're gonna give
him a best friend hug.
954
01:03:03,403 --> 01:03:10,485
Doug, Doug, oh.. Doug,
Dougie-Doug, Doug.
955
01:03:12,299 --> 01:03:17,753
But if he's been murdered
by crystal meth tweakers...
956
01:03:19,038 --> 01:03:21,086
Well then we're shit out of luck.
957
01:03:27,882 --> 01:03:29,389
By the end we're all gonna die.
958
01:03:40,299 --> 01:03:41,657
Watch it.
959
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,609
That's his nose.
960
01:03:56,674 --> 01:04:00,213
Hey guys, when's the next
Haley's comet?
961
01:04:00,659 --> 01:04:02,948
Who cares, man./
Do you know, Stu?
962
01:04:03,976 --> 01:04:07,064
I don't think it's for another
60 years or something.
963
01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:10,223
It's not tonight, right?/
No. I don't think so.
964
01:04:10,484 --> 01:04:11,904
But you don't know for sure?
965
01:04:12,193 --> 01:04:13,192
No.
966
01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:16,891
I got this cousin, Marcus who saw
one he said it blew his mind.
967
01:04:17,016 --> 01:04:19,815
I wanna make sure I'll never
ever miss out on Hailie's comet.
968
01:04:20,182 --> 01:04:22,132
So if you guys now
there's gonna be one...
969
01:04:35,438 --> 01:04:37,132
Get out.
970
01:04:44,434 --> 01:04:44,934
Oh, my god.
971
01:04:45,279 --> 01:04:47,151
Stu, he got me.
972
01:04:47,506 --> 01:04:49,739
You got clawed./
I'm bleeding.
973
01:05:09,003 --> 01:05:11,986
I can't do it./ Get your fuckin' hand
back in there. You're steering the car.
974
01:05:12,021 --> 01:05:12,852
I'm too nervous.
975
01:05:12,852 --> 01:05:16,446
Alan, we need you, buddy.
It's your time to shine, okay?
976
01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:19,968
My dad's gonna kill me.
977
01:05:19,968 --> 01:05:21,018
That's it./
That's good.
978
01:05:21,224 --> 01:05:23,435
Keep it straight.
979
01:05:32,988 --> 01:05:34,289
You're late.
980
01:05:34,289 --> 01:05:36,179
Whatever, man. We had
to push at the last mile.
981
01:05:36,695 --> 01:05:39,386
Come on in. Mike's got
something he wants to show you.
982
01:05:44,829 --> 01:05:46,994
Things got out of control, man.
You gotta put it down.
983
01:05:50,542 --> 01:05:53,020
When we got back, we took a
look at the security cameras.
984
01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:53,742
Great.
985
01:05:59,414 --> 01:06:02,540
Oh, it's Doug./
Thank god he's alive.
986
01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:05,413
That's our buddy. That's
who we've been missing.
987
01:06:06,569 --> 01:06:07,727
We're all best friends.
988
01:06:07,727 --> 01:06:10,054
Why don't you just pay attention.
I don't have all night.
989
01:06:10,511 --> 01:06:11,478
Yeah, of course.
990
01:06:16,754 --> 01:06:17,676
That's me. I'm on TV.
991
01:06:18,405 --> 01:06:19,869
I've never been on TV before.
992
01:06:21,821 --> 01:06:23,772
Really?
Really, Alan?
993
01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,457
You're gonna overflow the pool, man.
994
01:06:34,710 --> 01:06:36,270
Maybe, I...
Should I wait outside?
995
01:06:36,401 --> 01:06:37,764
I think that's a good idea.
996
01:06:40,554 --> 01:06:42,279
Don't touch anything out there either.
997
01:06:43,729 --> 01:06:46,721
He's not our good...
We don't know him that well.
998
01:06:52,114 --> 01:06:54,056
By the way, man, where did
you get that cop car from?
999
01:06:54,402 --> 01:06:57,330
We stole it from this dumbass cops.
1000
01:06:57,365 --> 01:06:58,609
Nice.
1001
01:07:01,290 --> 01:07:02,834
High five there.
1002
01:07:06,268 --> 01:07:11,149
I have to say, I've never seen a more
beautiful, elegant, regal creature.
1003
01:07:11,409 --> 01:07:13,533
Check it out, Stu.
Fuck this tiger.
1004
01:07:13,919 --> 01:07:15,707
Oh, my god.
It's awful.
1005
01:07:19,543 --> 01:07:21,453
Who does shit like that, man?
1006
01:07:22,086 --> 01:07:24,001
Someone who has a lot
of issues obviously.
1007
01:07:24,379 --> 01:07:25,274
I'm a sick man.
1008
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:30,871
That's all we got.
1009
01:07:32,013 --> 01:07:35,405
This was, hugely helpful.
1010
01:07:35,656 --> 01:07:40,966
Because now we know that our buddy
Doug was with us at 3.30 totally alive.
1011
01:07:41,303 --> 01:07:43,246
Thanks again, champ.
1012
01:07:43,565 --> 01:07:47,150
We're so sorry we stole your tiger.
1013
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:50,736
Don't worry about it. Like you said, we
all do dumb shit when we're fucked up.
1014
01:07:54,523 --> 01:07:55,547
I did say that.
1015
01:07:59,977 --> 01:08:04,846
Everyone says Mike Tyson is a badass,
but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
1016
01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:06,510
I think he's mean.
1017
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,762
I think it's officially
time we call Tracy.
1018
01:08:11,251 --> 01:08:15,247
Hallelujah. Finally. Phil says
something that make sense.
1019
01:08:15,344 --> 01:08:18,395
We don't have much of a choice. And
who knows maybe she's heard from Doug.
1020
01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:19,642
That's what I've been
saying this whole time.
1021
01:08:21,496 --> 01:08:23,636
We just need to be completely
honest and tell her everything.
1022
01:08:26,564 --> 01:08:27,684
We don't need to tell her everything.
1023
01:08:28,071 --> 01:08:31,781
We can leave out the stuff
about me marrying a hooker.
1024
01:08:32,292 --> 01:08:33,566
Just stay focus on Doug.
1025
01:08:34,430 --> 01:08:36,027
What am I gonna tell
my dad about this car?
1026
01:08:36,351 --> 01:08:38,066
Alan, relax. It's just the inside.
1027
01:08:38,378 --> 01:08:40,166
I got a guy in L.A
who's great with interior.
1028
01:08:52,313 --> 01:08:54,273
Oh, Jesus./
Oh, my god.
1029
01:08:58,896 --> 01:08:59,492
Are you guys okay?
1030
01:09:09,602 --> 01:09:12,022
I know that guy. That's
the guy from the trunk.
1031
01:09:13,582 --> 01:09:16,462
Get out of the car, please.
1032
01:09:18,337 --> 01:09:19,976
Those are the guys that shot Eddie.
1033
01:09:42,659 --> 01:09:47,365
I want my purse back, assholes.
1034
01:09:48,373 --> 01:09:51,208
Your purse?/ That's not
a purse, it's a satchel.
1035
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:52,986
It's a purse, okay?
1036
01:09:53,294 --> 01:09:55,970
And you steal from wrong guy.
1037
01:09:56,239 --> 01:09:58,901
Wait a second.
We stole from you?
1038
01:10:00,549 --> 01:10:03,705
We don't remember anything
that happened last night.
1039
01:10:04,039 --> 01:10:05,715
So help us out a little here.
1040
01:10:06,270 --> 01:10:09,498
Apparently, you guys met at
the crabs table late last night.
1041
01:10:09,918 --> 01:10:12,783
You're on your real heater
when you played your hot streak.
1042
01:10:13,218 --> 01:10:14,718
You ended up winning
just under 80 grand.
1043
01:10:15,061 --> 01:10:16,658
No shit. 80 grand. Nice.
1044
01:10:16,995 --> 01:10:17,616
That's good.
1045
01:10:18,374 --> 01:10:21,222
You put the chips in his purse,
and then you guys took off with it.
1046
01:10:21,485 --> 01:10:22,833
That doesn't sound like us.
1047
01:10:23,023 --> 01:10:26,322
Mine had 80 thousand dollars inside.
1048
01:10:27,158 --> 01:10:29,066
And this one?
Nothing.
1049
01:10:29,318 --> 01:10:30,724
Hey, there's skittles in there.
1050
01:10:35,071 --> 01:10:37,087
Don't let the beard fool you.
He's a child.
1051
01:10:37,545 --> 01:10:39,255
He's funny because he's fat.
1052
01:10:40,090 --> 01:10:43,303
This was obviously a very
simple misunderstanding.
1053
01:10:43,303 --> 01:10:45,916
Alan picked up the wrong
purse, it's no big deal.
1054
01:10:46,172 --> 01:10:50,190
If it's no big deal, why
when I come after you guys...
1055
01:10:50,298 --> 01:10:53,954
He starts screaming like crazy,
and throw me in trunk.
1056
01:10:54,198 --> 01:10:55,124
I did that?
1057
01:10:55,649 --> 01:10:59,059
You said he was your lucky charm.
And you wanna take him home with you.
1058
01:11:01,234 --> 01:11:03,246
Lucky charm./
That's just funny.
1059
01:11:05,387 --> 01:11:06,638
Fuck you.
1060
01:11:08,209 --> 01:11:12,336
If you want to see your friend again,
you get me my 80 grand.
1061
01:11:12,678 --> 01:11:13,729
What?/
Our friend?
1062
01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:14,695
You have Doug?
1063
01:11:18,103 --> 01:11:19,537
Doug.
1064
01:11:25,090 --> 01:11:26,287
Chill out, goatie.
1065
01:11:26,915 --> 01:11:28,205
Alright. Fine.
1066
01:11:28,425 --> 01:11:29,947
What do you want?
1067
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:32,684
Not so good now.
1068
01:11:33,030 --> 01:11:33,826
Douchebag.
1069
01:11:35,312 --> 01:11:37,929
We're very sorry, but
this is an easy fix.
1070
01:11:37,929 --> 01:11:39,119
Alan, where's his purse?
1071
01:11:39,521 --> 01:11:41,417
I don't know./ You said it
was in hotel room, right?
1072
01:11:41,804 --> 01:11:42,567
We can get it.
1073
01:11:42,919 --> 01:11:45,731
We can get you. We can even
write you check right now.
1074
01:11:46,011 --> 01:11:47,322
No chances. Cash only.
1075
01:11:47,664 --> 01:11:48,995
There's a person in there.
1076
01:11:49,387 --> 01:11:51,063
Boring.
1077
01:11:51,385 --> 01:11:52,727
Take nap. Come on.
1078
01:11:56,419 --> 01:11:59,391
You can't have our friend.
Kindapper!
1079
01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:06,813
Run me over.
1080
01:12:11,055 --> 01:12:15,974
Bring money to Big Rock
in Mojave Desert at dawn.
1081
01:12:16,392 --> 01:12:21,168
Tooddle-loo, mothafucka.
1082
01:12:23,195 --> 01:12:25,143
At least take the bag off his head.
1083
01:12:38,602 --> 01:12:39,270
Get out of here.
1084
01:12:45,865 --> 01:12:48,311
Guys, I'm telling you I looked
for it this morning before we left.
1085
01:12:48,637 --> 01:12:49,240
It's not anywhere.
1086
01:12:54,747 --> 01:12:56,043
Stu, how much you got in the bank?
1087
01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:59,163
About 10 grand, maybe more.
I was gonna use it for the wedding.
1088
01:12:59,405 --> 01:13:01,242
You're already married.
So we're good there.
1089
01:13:01,593 --> 01:13:03,478
Besides not for Melissa.
She's the worst.
1090
01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:05,905
Doug told me she had sex with
a pilot or something like that.
1091
01:13:06,810 --> 01:13:09,820
It was a bartender on a cruise.
What is wrong with you, people.
1092
01:13:11,151 --> 01:13:13,744
Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
1093
01:13:13,891 --> 01:13:14,712
Yeah.
1094
01:13:16,052 --> 01:13:17,673
What are we gonna do.
We're so fucked.
1095
01:13:19,048 --> 01:13:19,844
Hey, guys...
1096
01:13:20,403 --> 01:13:21,506
Do you find it?/
No.
1097
01:13:23,342 --> 01:13:24,445
But check this out.
1098
01:14:12,077 --> 01:14:13,544
Change only.
Ten thousand
1099
01:14:18,262 --> 01:14:20,400
Hey, this seats taken?
1100
01:14:20,918 --> 01:14:21,605
No, feel free.
1101
01:14:27,811 --> 01:14:29,058
Let's play some blackjack.
1102
01:14:51,215 --> 01:14:52,120
That's it.
1103
01:14:52,884 --> 01:14:54,092
Shut up, Vincent.
1104
01:15:01,424 --> 01:15:02,138
I'll stay.
1105
01:15:02,607 --> 01:15:04,395
Fuck you.
1106
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,653
Splitting 5.
1107
01:15:13,632 --> 01:15:14,529
Too many.
1108
01:15:19,017 --> 01:15:21,761
I don't even know you. But I'm
gonna tell you, that's dumb.
1109
01:15:24,362 --> 01:15:27,347
Hey, c'mon.
He can't lose.
1110
01:15:29,075 --> 01:15:31,104
I think the pit boss is watching him.
1111
01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:50,356
Are you okay?
1112
01:15:50,877 --> 01:15:54,142
I'm such a klutz. I get so nervous
when I gamble. I'm so silly.
1113
01:15:55,163 --> 01:15:56,866
Hold on a bit.
1114
01:15:57,769 --> 01:15:59,838
Let's just take it easy.
This is my wife.
1115
01:16:00,401 --> 01:16:02,359
It's hurting./ Does it hurt?/
Yeah.
1116
01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:05,610
You alright?/ I don't know./
I don't know either.
1117
01:16:06,925 --> 01:16:09,040
I think you're fine.
Let's go./ Really? okay.
1118
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:14,309
Sorry. She's had a little
too much drink.
1119
01:16:14,309 --> 01:16:16,211
Thanks, buddy.
That's for you.
1120
01:16:25,555 --> 01:16:28,433
And 100, 200, 300, 400.
1121
01:16:28,530 --> 01:16:32,059
With all this, that's $82,400.
1122
01:16:32,209 --> 01:16:35,517
God damn it.
I don't fucking believe it.
1123
01:16:35,745 --> 01:16:37,931
Alan, you're the man./
You are too, Phil.
1124
01:16:38,992 --> 01:16:41,037
We should come back next week.
Take the whole city down.
1125
01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:42,715
I'm free next week.
1126
01:16:43,108 --> 01:16:46,188
Or we could just focus on
getting Doug back right now.
1127
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:49,786
Next week is no good for me.
The Jonas Brothers are in town.
1128
01:16:50,321 --> 01:16:52,624
But any week after that,
it's totally fine.
1129
01:16:53,068 --> 01:16:55,718
I think it's safe to say that our luck
has officially turned around, guys.
1130
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:57,715
We are back, baby.
1131
01:16:58,048 --> 01:16:59,541
We are fuckin' back.
1132
01:16:59,762 --> 01:17:01,624
We are back.
Classic.
1133
01:17:02,271 --> 01:17:05,496
We are back.
1134
01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:08,269
We are getting Doug back.
1135
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:11,251
And we're the three best friends
that anybody could have.
1136
01:17:11,431 --> 01:17:17,738
We're the three best friends
that anyone can have.
1137
01:17:17,738 --> 01:17:20,902
And we'll never, ever, ever,
ever, ever, leave each other.
1138
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:24,070
We're the best three friend
that anybody could have.
1139
01:17:24,242 --> 01:17:27,184
I mean the three best
friend that anybody can have.
1140
01:17:48,242 --> 01:17:49,644
Now what?
1141
01:17:49,777 --> 01:17:50,497
Give him the signal.
1142
01:17:50,936 --> 01:17:51,632
What signal.
1143
01:17:51,956 --> 01:17:53,743
Flash your lights.
Let him know it's on.
1144
01:17:54,052 --> 01:17:55,513
What's on?
1145
01:17:55,861 --> 01:17:56,825
The deal.
1146
01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:01,389
Of course it's on. We just drove 30
miles into the desert. He knows it's on.
1147
01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:02,702
Phil, just do something.
1148
01:18:04,707 --> 01:18:05,246
Fine.
1149
01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:10,779
See?
1150
01:18:11,363 --> 01:18:12,515
Alright. Let's go.
1151
01:18:26,061 --> 01:18:28,604
Funny. The fat guy
fall on face.
1152
01:18:28,684 --> 01:18:29,811
You okay?
1153
01:18:30,597 --> 01:18:33,216
Alright. We got the money.
80 grand. Cash.
1154
01:18:33,497 --> 01:18:35,410
Throw it over.
Then I give you Doug.
1155
01:18:36,965 --> 01:18:40,604
I'm sorry. First of all, good morning.
We didn't catch your name last night.
1156
01:18:40,939 --> 01:18:43,722
Mr. Chow.
Leslie Chow.
1157
01:18:44,030 --> 01:18:46,132
Mr. Chow. It is a pleasure.
My name's Stu.
1158
01:18:46,979 --> 01:18:51,599
We would very much appreciate
an opportunity to see Doug...
1159
01:18:51,599 --> 01:18:56,550
Before we give you the money just to
verify that he's okay. If that's cool.
1160
01:18:56,781 --> 01:18:58,865
Of course, Stu. That is cool.
1161
01:19:10,638 --> 01:19:11,462
Okay.
1162
01:19:11,704 --> 01:19:16,635
See? He fine. Now give
me money or I shoot him...
1163
01:19:16,635 --> 01:19:19,368
And I shoot all you motherfuckers.
1164
01:19:19,368 --> 01:19:22,828
And then we take it.
Your choice, bitches.
1165
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:25,240
Give him the money, Stu./
Okay.
1166
01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:36,904
It's all there./
Let him go.
1167
01:19:40,827 --> 01:19:42,276
Alright, take it easy.
1168
01:19:43,973 --> 01:19:44,859
Ta-da.
1169
01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:48,640
Is this some kind of a
joke? Who the hell is this?
1170
01:19:48,763 --> 01:19:49,637
That is not Doug.
1171
01:19:50,022 --> 01:19:52,622
What are you talking
about, willies? That him.
1172
01:19:53,021 --> 01:19:55,633
No. I'm sorry, Mr. Chow.
That's not our friend.
1173
01:19:56,156 --> 01:19:58,308
The Doug we're looking for is a white.
1174
01:20:00,468 --> 01:20:03,185
I told you you had the
wrong guy, little boy.
1175
01:20:03,186 --> 01:20:05,902
Damn, Alan. What the
fuck you got me into?
1176
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:06,865
You know him?
1177
01:20:07,263 --> 01:20:09,747
Yeah. This is the guy that sell
me the bad drugs. How you doin'?
1178
01:20:09,747 --> 01:20:11,524
I ain't sellin' you
no fuckin' bad drugs.
1179
01:20:11,969 --> 01:20:14,788
Wait. He sold you the roofilin?
1180
01:20:15,162 --> 01:20:17,129
Roofilin? I sell no roofilin.
1181
01:20:17,262 --> 01:20:18,982
Who gives a shit! Where is Doug?
1182
01:20:19,446 --> 01:20:20,784
I am Doug.
1183
01:20:21,176 --> 01:20:24,112
Your name's Doug?/
Yes, I'm Doug.
1184
01:20:24,450 --> 01:20:26,391
His name's Doug too. Classic mixed up.
1185
01:20:27,070 --> 01:20:27,483
Come on.
1186
01:20:27,978 --> 01:20:30,436
Hey, Chow! You gave us the wrong Doug.
1187
01:20:30,836 --> 01:20:32,198
Not my problem.
1188
01:20:32,497 --> 01:20:35,739
Fuck that shit. Now you give us our 80
grand back and take him with you.
1189
01:20:36,076 --> 01:20:37,486
No. Come on, man. I'll be your Doug.
1190
01:20:37,776 --> 01:20:41,142
Oh, yeah. Okay. I take him back.
1191
01:20:41,142 --> 01:20:44,036
Right after you suck on
this little Chinese nuts.
1192
01:20:44,488 --> 01:20:45,752
Oh, that's nasty.
1193
01:20:46,306 --> 01:20:47,660
How that sound?
1194
01:20:48,861 --> 01:20:51,361
So long, gay boys.
1195
01:20:51,850 --> 01:20:52,632
Wait a second.
1196
01:20:53,170 --> 01:20:54,883
He's a nasty little motherfucker.
1197
01:20:55,452 --> 01:20:58,224
Did you happen to get any ecstasy?/
No, I have no fuckin' ecstasy.
1198
01:20:59,162 --> 01:21:00,051
God, damn it!
1199
01:21:01,057 --> 01:21:02,125
Gosh, darn it!
1200
01:21:02,398 --> 01:21:03,211
Shit!
1201
01:21:03,446 --> 01:21:04,360
Shoot!
1202
01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:15,500
Hello.
1203
01:21:16,117 --> 01:21:17,107
Tracy, it's Phil.
1204
01:21:17,434 --> 01:21:20,221
Phil, where the hell are
you guys. I'm freaking out.
1205
01:21:27,037 --> 01:21:28,561
Thanks for the lift back to town.
1206
01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:32,462
I got a question for you./
What's that?
1207
01:21:32,758 --> 01:21:34,141
How did you wind up in Chow's car?
1208
01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:37,467
That crazy asshole
kidnapped me yesterday.
1209
01:21:37,839 --> 01:21:39,745
But why? I mean, why you?
1210
01:21:40,077 --> 01:21:43,715
Cuz he thought I was with you guys,
cuz we all hangin' over at the Bellagio.
1211
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:44,389
What?
1212
01:21:44,776 --> 01:21:45,513
We were at the Bellagio?
1213
01:21:45,974 --> 01:21:47,570
Yeah. We were shooting
crabs. You don't remember?
1214
01:21:47,834 --> 01:21:51,994
No. We don't remember.
Because some dick drug dealer...
1215
01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:54,891
Sold him roofilin and
told him it was ecstasy.
1216
01:21:55,278 --> 01:21:59,584
Roofilin. There you go with that word,
Roofilin. What the hell is a Roofilin?
1217
01:21:59,821 --> 01:22:04,522
Wow. You are the world's
shittiest drug dealer.
1218
01:22:04,522 --> 01:22:10,102
Roofilin, for your information, is the
date rape drug. You sold Alan roofies.
1219
01:22:10,489 --> 01:22:13,526
Oh, shit. I must've mixed
up the bag. My fault, Alan.
1220
01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:16,896
Damn, Marsha's gonna be
pissed off with me on that one.
1221
01:22:17,213 --> 01:22:18,724
Whatever.
1222
01:22:18,986 --> 01:22:21,183
It's funny cuz just the
other day, me and my boy...
1223
01:22:21,184 --> 01:22:23,381
We was wondering why do
you even call'em roofies.
1224
01:22:23,682 --> 01:22:24,803
You know what I'm talking about?
1225
01:22:25,105 --> 01:22:27,080
No. I don't know what
you're talking about.
1226
01:22:27,376 --> 01:22:29,441
Why not floories, right?
Cuz when you take'em...
1227
01:22:29,441 --> 01:22:32,658
You more likely to end up
on the floor than the roof.
1228
01:22:33,533 --> 01:22:36,606
What about groundies. That's
a good new name for'em.
1229
01:22:37,209 --> 01:22:38,023
Or how bout rapies?
1230
01:22:38,791 --> 01:22:40,007
Wait, what did you just say?
1231
01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:43,762
Rapies./ Not you. Doug,
what did you say before?
1232
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:45,011
I said groundies.
1233
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:47,008
No. Before that. You said...
1234
01:22:47,469 --> 01:22:51,673
You're more likely to wind
up on the floor than...
1235
01:22:52,948 --> 01:22:54,961
Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry...
1236
01:22:57,550 --> 01:22:58,041
Hello?
1237
01:22:58,963 --> 01:23:00,164
Tracy, it's Stu.
1238
01:23:00,387 --> 01:23:02,313
Stu, talk to me. What's going on?
1239
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:06,365
Nothing. Don't listen to Phil.
He's completely out of his mind.
1240
01:23:06,365 --> 01:23:07,967
He's probably still
drunk from last night.
1241
01:23:08,590 --> 01:23:09,280
Where's Doug?
1242
01:23:09,813 --> 01:23:13,495
He is paying the bill. We just
had a delicious brunch and...
1243
01:23:13,495 --> 01:23:15,481
We're in a big hurry to get
back so we gotta get going.
1244
01:23:15,482 --> 01:23:17,101
Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye.
1245
01:23:20,593 --> 01:23:21,595
What the fuck, man?
1246
01:23:21,940 --> 01:23:23,449
I know where Doug is.
1247
01:23:30,959 --> 01:23:32,532
I don't know, man. It just hit me.
1248
01:23:32,933 --> 01:23:35,466
Do you remember when we saw Doug's
mattress impaled on that statue?
1249
01:23:35,755 --> 01:23:36,994
Yeah, it's because we
threw it out the window.
1250
01:23:37,287 --> 01:23:40,096
No it's impossible. You can't
open window in Vegas hotel.
1251
01:23:40,308 --> 01:23:41,709
Then how did it get...
1252
01:23:42,065 --> 01:23:42,934
Oh, my god!
1253
01:23:44,530 --> 01:23:45,638
Wait, what's goin on?
1254
01:23:45,924 --> 01:23:47,206
Doug was trying to signal someone.
1255
01:23:47,524 --> 01:23:50,111
Holy shit. How did you figure that out?
1256
01:23:50,374 --> 01:23:51,842
Doug made me realize it.
1257
01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:54,005
Doug?/ Not our Doug. Black Doug.
1258
01:23:54,254 --> 01:23:56,304
Hey, easy with that shit. C'mon./ Sorry.
1259
01:23:57,163 --> 01:23:59,233
Can someone tell me where white Doug is?
1260
01:23:59,607 --> 01:24:00,430
He's on the roof, Alan.
1261
01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:04,128
Yes. He is on the roof. We must have
taken him up there on his mattress...
1262
01:24:04,129 --> 01:24:05,855
As a prank so he'll wake up on the roof.
1263
01:24:06,091 --> 01:24:07,885
It's like that time in summer camp.
Remember when we moved...
1264
01:24:07,885 --> 01:24:10,053
His sleeping bag out in
the jetty in the lake?
1265
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,000
Which was hillarious.
1266
01:24:12,001 --> 01:24:14,962
It's not so funny now, though
cuz we forgot where we put him.
1267
01:24:15,189 --> 01:24:17,010
You guys are fuckin'
retarded. You know that?
1268
01:24:17,286 --> 01:24:20,167
Holy shit. You think
he's still up there?
1269
01:24:20,190 --> 01:24:21,316
There's only one way to find out.
1270
01:24:26,434 --> 01:24:28,481
Doug.
1271
01:24:29,722 --> 01:24:30,153
Doug.
1272
01:24:30,726 --> 01:24:32,181
Doug, you up here, buddy?
1273
01:24:36,236 --> 01:24:37,187
Where you at, Doug?
1274
01:24:45,221 --> 01:24:48,647
Hey, guys, he's over here.
1275
01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:52,176
Phil, we've found him. He's over here.
1276
01:24:56,581 --> 01:24:57,789
He's okay.
1277
01:24:58,384 --> 01:25:00,059
You're okay?
1278
01:25:00,507 --> 01:25:02,730
Oh, god. We gotta go, buddy. Come on.
1279
01:25:03,164 --> 01:25:05,223
We've been looking everywhere for you.
1280
01:25:07,550 --> 01:25:09,805
What the fuck is going on?
1281
01:25:09,928 --> 01:25:12,602
We can explain everything,
but right now we gotta go.
1282
01:25:12,876 --> 01:25:14,696
Hey, bud. You okay?
1283
01:25:14,696 --> 01:25:16,770
No. Not okay.
1284
01:25:16,770 --> 01:25:18,889
You look good. You got
some color. I'm jealous.
1285
01:25:20,089 --> 01:25:21,761
I'm getting married today.
1286
01:25:21,761 --> 01:25:25,215
Yes. Doug, that's why you need
to focus and do everything we say.
1287
01:25:25,410 --> 01:25:27,763
Because frankly you're wasting
a little bit of time right now.
1288
01:25:29,279 --> 01:25:30,566
You fucking asshole!
1289
01:25:32,115 --> 01:25:34,747
Oh, my skin burns.
1290
01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:38,220
It's okay. It's not your fault, Doug.
1291
01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:41,553
Don't touch me. Shut up.
All of you shut up.
1292
01:25:43,002 --> 01:25:44,480
Just get me home.
1293
01:25:46,070 --> 01:25:47,224
Just get me home.
1294
01:25:48,140 --> 01:25:50,542
What about the one after that?
1295
01:25:51,147 --> 01:25:53,205
You cannot be serious.
1296
01:25:54,968 --> 01:25:58,395
Oh, god damn it. Every
flight to L.A is booked.
1297
01:25:58,656 --> 01:26:00,270
What about in the Burbank?/
It's already sold out.
1298
01:26:00,325 --> 01:26:03,193
Fuck. We can't drive there.
The wedding starts in 3.5 hours.
1299
01:26:03,194 --> 01:26:04,628
Alan, where's the car?
1300
01:26:04,862 --> 01:26:05,892
It's on its way.
1301
01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:11,052
You know what? We can drive
there. We can make it. Okay?
1302
01:26:14,443 --> 01:26:15,871
Just give me one second.
1303
01:26:16,507 --> 01:26:17,797
We will leave without you.
1304
01:26:20,951 --> 01:26:24,135
Is he missing a tooth?/
Yeah.
1305
01:26:26,985 --> 01:26:30,519
Thanks for helping out last night.
That was so awesome./ Sure.
1306
01:26:32,608 --> 01:26:33,704
Listen, Jade...
1307
01:26:35,368 --> 01:26:38,027
You don't have to say it.
I totally understand.
1308
01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:40,349
This whole thing was stupid.
1309
01:26:42,702 --> 01:26:43,810
It was stupid, wasn't it?
1310
01:26:51,403 --> 01:26:52,228
This is yours.
1311
01:26:52,623 --> 01:26:57,183
Thank you. I can't believe I gave
my grandmother's holocaust ring...
1312
01:26:57,183 --> 01:26:59,921
To someone I just met.
What was I thinking?
1313
01:27:00,217 --> 01:27:02,567
You were really fucked up./
Clearly.
1314
01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:05,635
You did pull out your own tooth.
1315
01:27:07,722 --> 01:27:08,580
I pulled out my tooth?
1316
01:27:09,986 --> 01:27:11,685
Why did I pull out my own tooth?
1317
01:27:12,218 --> 01:27:16,409
Alan bet you you weren't a good enough
dentist to pull out your own tooth.
1318
01:27:17,860 --> 01:27:21,296
Okay. Of course he did.
1319
01:27:22,069 --> 01:27:22,805
But you won.
1320
01:27:24,243 --> 01:27:27,211
Yeah. Clearly.
1321
01:27:27,211 --> 01:27:29,606
That's victory, right there.
1322
01:27:29,893 --> 01:27:30,593
This should go down.
1323
01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:33,416
It's good./ No. Safety first.
1324
01:27:33,742 --> 01:27:34,669
Alan, it's fine. It's down.
1325
01:27:35,341 --> 01:27:37,384
No. I gotta get it down first.
1326
01:27:39,726 --> 01:27:41,356
Don't mess the car up.
1327
01:27:41,356 --> 01:27:42,447
You're gonna mess the car up.
1328
01:27:43,376 --> 01:27:44,680
What are you doing next weekend?
1329
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:46,609
I don't know. Working. Why?
1330
01:27:46,959 --> 01:27:50,227
Cuz I was thinking maybe I'll come
back to get us to dinner or something.
1331
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:52,641
Really? Like a date?
1332
01:27:52,898 --> 01:27:56,908
Yeah, like a date. Only the one
that I, hopefully I remember.
1333
01:27:58,396 --> 01:27:59,210
Sounds good.
1334
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:04,501
Stu./ Stu.
1335
01:28:04,948 --> 01:28:06,231
C'mon./ C'mon.
1336
01:28:08,458 --> 01:28:09,148
I gotta go.
1337
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,477
Okay. Bye.
1338
01:28:14,856 --> 01:28:16,061
Bye./ Bye.
1339
01:28:21,384 --> 01:28:21,779
Alright, let's go.
1340
01:28:42,288 --> 01:28:44,827
At least the trip
wasn't a total disaster.
1341
01:28:45,118 --> 01:28:46,323
What makes you say that?
1342
01:28:46,605 --> 01:28:49,130
When I woke up on the
roof, I happened to find...
1343
01:28:49,130 --> 01:28:52,436
$80,000 worth of Bellagio
chips in my pocket.
1344
01:28:52,742 --> 01:28:54,193
Oh, my god.
1345
01:28:54,771 --> 01:28:57,211
Looks like we're going home
with some money, boys.
1346
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:17,941
Here he comes. That's him.
1347
01:29:19,949 --> 01:29:22,702
Hey, Victor./
What's up, Alan?
1348
01:29:26,096 --> 01:29:28,462
Wow, look out!/
Oh, shit.
1349
01:29:33,159 --> 01:29:35,884
Thanks, Vic./ Adios.
1350
01:29:36,533 --> 01:29:38,580
Who the hell was that guy?/
That's my buddy.
1351
01:30:16,079 --> 01:30:18,967
Sorry, It took us on a
really crazy route.
1352
01:30:41,887 --> 01:30:44,139
How's my hair?/
It's good.
1353
01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:45,339
Is it cool like Phil's?
1354
01:30:46,217 --> 01:30:47,091
It's classic Phil.
1355
01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:54,063
She looks beautiful, man.
1356
01:31:01,776 --> 01:31:03,229
Sorry I'm late.
1357
01:31:04,081 --> 01:31:04,981
Vegas.
1358
01:31:10,502 --> 01:31:13,951
Where were you?
And why are you so red?
1359
01:31:14,779 --> 01:31:17,943
Honey, it's a long story.
1360
01:31:19,459 --> 01:31:25,038
We are gathered here today because of
the strength of love and the promises...
1361
01:31:25,038 --> 01:31:27,540
All I know is, I am so sorry.
1362
01:31:28,846 --> 01:31:31,294
And I promise for as long
as we're married...
1363
01:31:31,295 --> 01:31:35,048
I'll never, ever put you
through anything like this again.
1364
01:31:36,942 --> 01:31:38,229
Can you forgive me?
1365
01:31:44,646 --> 01:31:48,220
Yeah. Uh-huh. So seductive.
1366
01:31:48,220 --> 01:31:53,154
I take you to the candy shop.
I let you lick the lollipop.
1367
01:31:53,723 --> 01:31:56,222
Go ahead, girl don't you stop.
1368
01:31:56,448 --> 01:31:58,955
Keep on going until you hit the spot.
1369
01:31:59,158 --> 01:32:00,981
You can have it your way.
1370
01:32:01,305 --> 01:32:05,880
How do you want it? Gonna back that
thing up or should I push up on it?
1371
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:08,813
Break it down for you now baby it's simple.
1372
01:32:08,967 --> 01:32:11,624
You be a nympho, I be a nympho.
1373
01:32:11,948 --> 01:32:14,898
I got the magic stick.
I'm the love doctor.
1374
01:32:24,853 --> 01:32:26,498
Daddy!/
Hey, my man.
1375
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:29,406
Excuse me. But I'm expecting
my husband any minute.
1376
01:32:29,629 --> 01:32:30,340
It's very funny.
1377
01:32:30,628 --> 01:32:33,667
Come here. How was
your soccer game?
1378
01:32:33,864 --> 01:32:40,046
Go ahead girl don't you stop.
Keep on going until you hit the spot.
1379
01:32:40,668 --> 01:32:43,313
Fuckin' give it to
me baby nice and slow.
1380
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:46,232
Climb on top ride it
like you in a rodeo.
1381
01:32:50,916 --> 01:32:52,763
Stu? You're avoiding me?
1382
01:32:52,823 --> 01:32:54,570
Hey, Melissa.
1383
01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:57,459
Oh, my god. What happened to your tooth?
1384
01:32:58,559 --> 01:33:01,080
Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother.
1385
01:33:02,317 --> 01:33:03,303
Okay.
1386
01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:05,759
That is disgusting. Why
haven't you returned my calls?
1387
01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:09,532
There was a snafu with it
when we stopped...
1388
01:33:09,532 --> 01:33:11,265
I called that bed and
breakfast in Napa...
1389
01:33:11,265 --> 01:33:14,002
They said they had no
record of you even checking in.
1390
01:33:15,762 --> 01:33:17,064
That's because we didn't go to Napa.
1391
01:33:17,511 --> 01:33:19,552
Stu, what the fuck is going on?
1392
01:33:20,577 --> 01:33:22,548
We went to Las Vegas./
Oh, really? Las Vegas?/ Yup.
1393
01:33:22,991 --> 01:33:24,544
Why would you go to Las Vegas?
1394
01:33:24,859 --> 01:33:27,061
Because my best friend was getting
married and that's what guys do.
1395
01:33:27,294 --> 01:33:29,109
Really? But that's now what you do!
1396
01:33:29,503 --> 01:33:33,742
Then why did I do it, huh?
Cuz I did it. Riddle me that!
1397
01:33:34,050 --> 01:33:35,633
Why did I do it?
1398
01:33:35,940 --> 01:33:38,383
Sometimes I think all you want me
to do is what you want me to do.
1399
01:33:38,721 --> 01:33:40,447
I'm sick of doing what you
want me to do all the time.
1400
01:33:40,447 --> 01:33:42,424
I think in a healthy
relationship sometimes a guy...
1401
01:33:42,424 --> 01:33:43,670
Should be able to do
what he wants to do.
1402
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:45,967
That is now how this works!
1403
01:33:45,967 --> 01:33:49,618
Oh, good! Because whatever
this is, ain't workin' for me.
1404
01:33:50,249 --> 01:33:51,163
Oh, really?/
Yeah.
1405
01:33:51,587 --> 01:33:52,532
Since when?
1406
01:33:52,745 --> 01:33:56,392
Since you fucked that waiter
on your cruise last June.
1407
01:33:56,477 --> 01:33:57,372
Boom!
1408
01:34:00,317 --> 01:34:01,974
You told me it was a bartender.
1409
01:34:01,974 --> 01:34:05,296
Oh, you were right. I stand
corrected. It was a bartender.
1410
01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:06,960
You fucked a bartender.
1411
01:34:07,385 --> 01:34:08,280
You're an idiot.
1412
01:34:08,994 --> 01:34:10,257
You're a...
You...
1413
01:34:11,195 --> 01:34:13,417
You're such a bad person.
1414
01:34:13,693 --> 01:34:15,946
Like, all the way through to your core.
1415
01:34:18,210 --> 01:34:20,452
Alan, shall we dance?
1416
01:34:22,193 --> 01:34:23,150
Let's do this.
1417
01:34:23,993 --> 01:34:27,127
Hey! I'm gonna leave forever.
1418
01:34:28,107 --> 01:34:30,845
I'm gonna learn how to fly high.
1419
01:34:32,224 --> 01:34:33,240
It was a real pleasure meeting you.
1420
01:34:33,510 --> 01:34:34,180
Fuck off.
1421
01:34:35,386 --> 01:34:36,990
I'm thinking about getting
my bartender's license.
1422
01:34:37,231 --> 01:34:38,295
Suck my dick.
1423
01:34:39,158 --> 01:34:39,754
No, thank you.
1424
01:34:42,876 --> 01:34:48,100
Remember, remember, remember,
Remember my name, babe!
1425
01:34:57,900 --> 01:35:01,633
Dougie, I gotta tell you, man.
That was a gorgeous wedding.
1426
01:35:02,025 --> 01:35:03,054
I'll give it 6 months.
1427
01:35:03,846 --> 01:35:04,509
You're a dick.
1428
01:35:05,889 --> 01:35:10,041
I don't know what to say. Thanks,
for the bachelor party, I guess?
1429
01:35:11,035 --> 01:35:14,522
Yeah. I just wish we could
actually remember some of it.
1430
01:35:15,234 --> 01:35:17,104
Hey, guys. Look what I found.
1431
01:35:17,104 --> 01:35:18,923
Whoa, that's my camera.
1432
01:35:18,923 --> 01:35:20,591
Yeah, it was lodged in
the back seat of the car.
1433
01:35:21,048 --> 01:35:22,232
Are there photos on it?
1434
01:35:22,496 --> 01:35:24,734
Yeah. Some of it is even
worse than we thought.
1435
01:35:24,816 --> 01:35:25,935
No fuckin' way. Give me that.
1436
01:35:27,137 --> 01:35:28,829
Wait.
1437
01:35:32,135 --> 01:35:35,553
We look at these pictures
together, okay? One time.
1438
01:35:37,030 --> 01:35:39,197
And then we delete the evidences.
1439
01:35:39,745 --> 01:35:41,146
I say we delete it right now.
1440
01:35:41,552 --> 01:35:42,383
Are you nuts?
1441
01:35:42,668 --> 01:35:45,025
I wanna find out how I wind up
in the hospital. Is that in there?
1442
01:35:45,217 --> 01:35:46,088
Yeah, it's in there.
1443
01:35:46,456 --> 01:35:49,149
Guys, one time.
1444
01:35:49,312 --> 01:35:50,385
Deal?/ Deal.
1445
01:35:56,423 --> 01:35:58,362
Oh, dear Lord!