1 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,674 - Good morning. 2 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,344 It's 8:00 in wonderful Coombs County, where once again... 3 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:00,013 state police have refused to confirm or deny... 4 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:03,683 more of those mysterious "lights in the sky" sightings by local residents. 5 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:07,729 Roving air reporters spoke with Miss Josie Floss, who made such a sighting. 6 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,024 I seen that sightin' with my own eyes. 7 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,735 And when I called the police, they told me it was swamp gas. 8 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,740 - Bullshit! Ain't no swamps in Coombs County! 9 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:23,745 - Gonna be a sparklin' day. 10 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,872 Sparklin'. 11 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:30,085 Makes me crazy! Clara! 12 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,920 Clara! 13 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,882 My electric's gone out again, Clara! I'm gonna miss my soaps! 14 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,884 - Oh, stop your yakkin'. - Bill? 15 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:41,721 Bill, Elvira's blacked out again! Pass the word. 16 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,516 - Have a nice day, honey. - Thanks, Mrs. Boone. You too. 17 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,935 Elvira's got no electric. 18 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,063 She can't see her soaps, she'll hyperventilate. 19 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,190 Great day for a picnic, Maggie! 20 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,110 - Can't wait, Mr. Boone. Catch yourself a big one! - If I can! 21 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:58,029 Granny, I fixed you lunch and put it in the fridge. 22 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,031 - Have fun, child. - Sure you're gonna be okay? 23 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:05,078 I'll be fine, dear. Now you just run along. Bye! 24 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,001 - Hi, Mrs. Rogan. - Hi, Maggie. 25 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,294 - Did you find that picnic basket yet? - Mmm-huh. 26 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,589 - It's in the living room. - Oh, thanks. Where's Alex? 27 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:19,509 - Where else? - Right. 28 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,970 - Louis. 29 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,642 - Good morning, space-son Louis. - Earthling. 30 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,937 - Louis! - Yoohoo, Jane! 31 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:35,942 Elvira's electric is out again, and she's gonna get hyper if she can't see her soaps! 32 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,944 - Bleep. 33 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:43,074 Granny, tell Elvira that Alex'll be over to patch her electric in time for the soaps. 34 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,118 I'll tell her, Jane. Elvira! 35 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,788 - Louis! Louis! - Bleep-bleep. 36 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:52,625 - Go tell Alex I need him. - Beware, aliens. Louis Rogan... 37 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:56,796 the cosmic cadet, the space avenger, is on your case. 38 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,885 Greetings, Starfighter! 39 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:06,848 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur... 40 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,850 and the Kodan Armada. 41 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:12,896 - Get ready. Prepare for blastoff! 42 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,067 Okay. Let's go. 43 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,152 Prepare for target light practice, Starfighter. 44 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:25,992 - Mom's lookin' for you, Alex. - Uh-huh. 45 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:33,875 - Right there! Right there! 46 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,672 Aim. 47 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,965 They're onto the center. Shoot 'em, okay? 48 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,678 Now from the bottom up, okay. There's one right over there. 49 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,846 Okay, doin' good. Right up there. 50 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,349 - Move your head, will you, Louis? - Uh, sorry. 51 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,938 Maggie! 52 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,358 Hey, you guys. Hi. How ya doin'? 53 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,154 Come on, Alex. They're here! 54 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,573 - Maggie, queen of the trailer park! 55 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,869 Well-- Starfighter Alex Rogan requests permission... 56 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,497 to turn the bridge over to my little brother, Louis, sir! 57 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:17,419 - Um-- Okay, you dorks are dead. 58 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:21,214 - You are defeated. Twenty-five cents more, please. - Oh, crapola. 59 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,758 - Rogan, Come on. - Hey, Alex, how you doin', man? 60 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,885 - Just-- Just a second. - Hey, Alex. Let's do it, buddy! 61 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:29,180 - What are you doin'? - Come on, Alex. Hurry up! 62 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:35,770 - Alex, did it come yet? - Uh, no. I don't think so. 63 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,273 What's it this time, Rogan? You joinin' the Foreign Legion? 64 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:41,443 Yes, sir, folks. Step right up. Meet boy adventurer Alex Rogan... 65 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,904 on the last leg of his worldwide tour ... to nowhere. 66 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,658 Funny, Blake. 67 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,536 You guys think I'm gonna hang out here, watch you shine your pickup... 68 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:55,457 go to the drive-in, get drunk and throw up every Saturday night... 69 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,585 go to City College like everybody else? 70 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,628 Forget it, man. I'm doin' somethin' with my life. 71 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,715 - Oh-ho. Mr. Serioso. - Alex! 72 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:08,595 - Yeah? - Honey, Elvira's electric is out. 73 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:12,599 Oh, Ma, that's gonna take all day. I was goin' to Silver Lake. 74 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:16,144 Honey, I know. I'm sorry. I'm working lunch and dinner. 75 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,646 I'm gonna be in town all day! 76 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,318 Oh-- All right. Okay, Ma. I'll do it. 77 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,320 - Thanks, honey. 78 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,325 We're gonna be late. 79 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:36,664 - Look. You, uh-- You'd just better go ahead without me. - No. Alex, I'll stay. 80 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,125 - No. That's okay. This'll take a while. 81 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,503 Uh-- I'll catch up with you later. 82 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,631 - Alex-- 83 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:52,931 - [ Man ] Bye-bye, Rogan! See you, dude! 84 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,189 Alex, come help me! 85 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:04,693 Hey, Alex. Could you give me a hand here? 86 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:10,490 Thanks, Alex! 87 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,220 What should we do tonight? 88 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:36,349 - I don't know. - How about cards? 89 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:41,229 - Hey, that's a good idea. - But we played cards last night. 90 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:46,317 Well-- The missus wants to go into town tonight and go dancing. 91 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:21,311 The fish were really bitin' down there at the stream. 92 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,773 It was pleasant fishin' today. 93 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:29,569 Yup. It's gonna be pleasant tomorrow too. 94 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:33,823 Gonna be a pleasant summer accordin' to Farmer's Almanac. 95 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:39,162 Yeah. I love the Farmer's Almanac. I've been readin' it for years. 96 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,247 Greetings, Starfighter. 97 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,833 You have been recruited by the Star League... 98 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,420 to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada. 99 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,506 - Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,258 - Get ready. Prepare for blastoff. 101 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,933 - Prepare for target light practice, Starfighter. 102 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,946 - Oh, hi, Alex. - Hey, Otis. 103 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,244 Where's your Maggie? 104 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,830 Good question. 105 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,957 Out having a good time, I guess. 106 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,670 Oh. And you never have a good time. Is that it? 107 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,840 Oh, sure. I love patching 30-year-old fuse panels... 108 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,843 and plunging people's toilets. 109 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,595 Otis, I-I never even get a chance to have a good time around here. 110 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:43,476 Things change. Always do. 111 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,398 You'll get your chance! 112 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,859 Important thing is, when it comes... 113 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:55,155 you gotta grab it with both hands and hold on tight. 114 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,203 Enemy squadrons in Sector 367 closing fast. 115 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,256 - Thanks, Jack. - You're welcome. 116 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,383 - Good night, Maggie. - Good night. 117 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,835 Thought you were gonna meet me at the lake. 118 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,837 What happened? 119 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,465 Same thing that always happens: I couldn't get away. 120 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,470 Where's everybody else? 121 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,555 Oh, they went to a movie. 122 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,394 Old Jack Blake just happened to be going your way, huh? 123 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,814 Enemy squadron in Sector 3. 124 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:15,777 - He said it was on his way. - Blake lives on the other side of town. 125 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:20,782 Come on, Alex. I wanted to get back to you. 126 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,286 Okay? 127 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,045 Good show, Starfighter! Way to go. 128 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,924 - Alex, look! - Oh, my God. What is that? 129 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,093 900,000! 130 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:49,936 900,000! You gonna bust the record! 131 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:56,276 Hey! Hey! Listen up, everybody! 132 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,611 Alex is going for the record! 133 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,991 - Record? - Take-- Take a hand. 134 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,827 Got 'em! Oh, come and get that one! 135 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,208 You can do it! 136 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,798 Otis, what are you yelling about? What's wrong? 137 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,761 Come on! C-Come on! He's going to bust the record! 138 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,722 - Hurry! Hurry! 139 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,308 Everyone get back! Don't crowd him! 140 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,643 I said, get back! 141 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,572 - Alex, you never got this far before! - Go, Alex! 142 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,747 Good boy! 143 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,250 Kodan command ship entering kill zone. 144 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,711 - Command ship! - Oh, command ship! 145 00:13:56,795 --> 00:14:00,340 - What's a command ship? - You can do it, Alex! You can do it! 146 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,973 One more now. Come on! That's the one! That's the one we want! 147 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,946 - Yeah! Yeah! 148 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:56,980 - Good night. Way to go, Alex! - 'Night, kids. 149 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,400 Alex, you're something else. You're wonderful, boy. 150 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,029 - Thank you. - If I said it once, I said it a thousand times. 151 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,866 - That boy's gonna go places. - That's one smart boy. 152 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,715 'Night, Alex. 153 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,011 "'Night, Alex"? Wait a second. 154 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,056 Maggie? Maggie? 155 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:35,393 Hold on a second. Where are you going? 156 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,442 What's wrong? 157 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:46,279 Well, I guess it just hit me. 158 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,782 You really are leaving here, aren't you? 159 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,867 Of course, I'm leaving. We're both gonna leave here. 160 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,328 - Both of us, Alex? - Yeah. 161 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,497 We-We-We talked about this. 162 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,291 When I get to school, I'm gonna find a place, and I'm gonna come and get you. 163 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,128 - Well, what about Granny? - Granny? 164 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,925 Truth is you're scared of leaving this trailer park. 165 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,636 I'm not scared of leaving this trailer park, Alex. 166 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,097 Hey. Listen. 167 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:18,228 Whatever happens, it's you and me forever, right? 168 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,690 Right? 169 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:27,654 - I love you so much, Alex. - I'll always love you, Maggs. 170 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,411 Diarrhea. 171 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,221 Maggie! Maggie! 172 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,891 Alex, I got to go in. 'Night. 173 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,977 - 'Night. - 'Night. 174 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:20,707 Someday they're gonna say, "This is where it all began." 175 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,920 - What? - Mom, I finally broke the Starfighter record. 176 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:31,259 - Oh, that's nice, dear. - Nice? It's stupendous! 177 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,887 Uh, Alex... 178 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,931 Mr. Brenner knew that you'd want to see this as soon as possible... 179 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,184 so he brought it by the diner and, uh-- 180 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,187 Well, I was so excited, I-I opened it. 181 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,690 - Oh, that's okay. What is it? - It's about your loan. 182 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:56,743 You can... still go to City College with your friends. 183 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,659 Greetings, Starfighter. 184 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:46,126 Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier. 185 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,795 - You have been recruited-- Greetings, Starfighter. 186 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,131 You have been recruited-- 187 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,675 You have been recruited-- 188 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,760 You have been recruited-- 189 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,642 Get ready. Prepare for blastoff. 190 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,687 Hello. Excuse me, son. 191 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,859 - Store's closed, mister. - I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. 192 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:56,571 Can you tell me the name of the person who broke the record on that game over there? 193 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,615 Where I might find him? 194 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,453 Alex Rogan. You're lookin' at him. 195 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,165 Alex Rogan. Aha-ha. 196 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,167 - Who are you? - Centauri's the name. 197 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:13,088 - I invented Starfighter, which is why I'm here. - It is? 198 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,424 It is. We have to talk about a matter of utmost importance. Step into my office. 199 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,804 That's it. Come on now. 200 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,890 Nothing to be afraid of. 201 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:31,022 Oh, yes. Say hello to my assistant, Beta. 202 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,025 - Howdy. 203 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:39,072 - Ow! - I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance. 204 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,908 Centauri is impressed. I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go. 205 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,077 But you're the best, my boy. Dazzling. 206 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,705 Light years ahead of the competition. 207 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,748 Which is why Centauri is here. 208 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,836 He's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested? 209 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,715 - I guess. 210 00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:01,177 - Hey! 211 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:09,519 - What are you doing? - Listen. Centauri wants to keep it for a surprise. 212 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,440 Trust me. Oh, ho-ho-ho, you're gonna love it. Love it! 213 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:23,033 The amusing thing about this: It's all a big mistake. 214 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,077 That particular Starfighter game was supposed to be delivered to Vegas... 215 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:30,623 not some flea-speck trailer park in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas. 216 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,709 So it must be fate, destiny... 217 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,171 blind chance, luck even, that brings us together. 218 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,716 And as the poet says, "The rest is history." 219 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:52,312 Where are you going? Where are you taking me? 220 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,481 I told you. I wanna save it for a surprise. 221 00:21:54,564 --> 00:22:00,153 Hey. Are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? 222 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,489 Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? 223 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,325 Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents? 224 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,535 No. Of course you're not! 225 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,331 That's why ~ I'm not gonna tell you ~ 226 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,250 Oh, God. 227 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:18,046 Besides, I just love surprises, don't you? 228 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:20,340 Hey, look out! 229 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,009 - Stop! - Oh, dear! - Hit the brakes! 230 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,928 Hey-- 231 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,685 Ohhh, sh-- 232 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:26,614 Shifting into star drive at Columbus Theta. Hold tight. 233 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,205 Prea tahd. Prea tahd na. 234 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,832 - Prea tahd na. - Prea tahd na. 235 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:22,212 - Prea tahd na sat suela. Prea tahd na. 236 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:31,281 Hey. Hey, let me out of here! 237 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:49,716 Rinkyin see. 238 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:57,057 Kitae. Kitae. 239 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:04,773 - Kitae. 240 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:15,950 - There's a perfectly logical explanation for all this. - Kitae. 241 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:27,087 Kitae un na. Na. 242 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:34,386 - Hey! Wa--Wait! Where you going? 243 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:53,321 Hi! How are you? Uh, what is this? 244 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,740 Listen. Do you speak English? I'd-- 245 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:57,784 Uh, this is nice but, uh-- 246 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:05,333 - Hisanja pt. - Hisanja? 247 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:11,131 - Honee mat suela! Prea tahd, prea tahd. Pt pt. 248 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,341 Centauri, what's goin' on here? 249 00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,635 - He's just saying how delighted he is that you're here. - Na prea. 250 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:19,097 And if there's anything he can do to make your stay more enjoyable, just give him a ring. 251 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,933 My stay? What are you talkin' about? Where are we? 252 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,102 Welcome to Rylos, my boy! 253 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,813 - Rylos? 254 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,399 Wait a minute. You mean-- You mean like in the game? 255 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,277 Oh, he's quick. He's quick. He's very quick. He's speechless. 256 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,279 So long, Alex! Have fun! 257 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:38,241 May the luck of the Seven Pillars of Gulu be with you at all times. 258 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,745 Oh, someday these cheapskates will thank Centauri. Trust me. 259 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,747 Bula! 260 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:49,127 Where the hell is June? 261 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,051 Yolanda, baby! 262 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,855 Hi, Maggs. 263 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:12,108 Hi, Louis. Is he up? 264 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:16,821 Yeah. He's been up all night... moaning. 265 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:24,579 - Alex? 266 00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:30,418 Your mother told me about the loan. Is there anything I can do? 267 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:41,763 Listen. I'll be next door if you need anything, okay? 268 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,758 Gunstars. 269 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:04,262 I gotta be dreamin'. 270 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:08,516 Eeyai... kita. 271 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,935 Yeah, right. Kita. 272 00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:19,277 Listen, there's been a big mistake. 273 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:22,989 - Immediately after situation report. Navigation-- 274 00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,325 Welcome to Starfighter Command. 275 00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:29,371 - You speak English? - No. You hear English thanks to your translator device. 276 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:33,375 Hurry up. We haven't got much time. The briefing begins immediately. 277 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,337 - Join the other recruits. - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 278 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,297 Wait a minute! What are you talking about, recruits? 279 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:44,803 - I don't believe this. 280 00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:51,559 Attention. Attention please. Ambassador Enduran has arrived... 281 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:55,730 and will now address Starfighter Command personnel. 282 00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:02,904 - As you all know, we have been on a desperate quest... - Excuse me. Excuse me. 283 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:06,032 - to find Starfighters and navigators 284 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,039 I should-- I should crush you to gorun dust! 285 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:15,208 I'm sorry, uh-uh-- It was an accident. 286 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:19,504 I-I-I didn't mean to step on your, uh-- whatever that is. 287 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:22,882 - Hideous creature. - If I may continue. 288 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:28,221 - Our forces have-- - You don't trifle with a Bogati. They love to fight. 289 00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:30,640 That's why they're perfect for this war. 290 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:34,561 - Did you say "war"? - But of course! 291 00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:36,604 Why else do you think you're here? 292 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:39,024 You were recruited by the Star League to defend-- 293 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:42,861 "...to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada." 294 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,863 Oy, vey. 295 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:50,618 Eons ago, our ancestors created our great frontier... 296 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:56,124 a barrier of energy encircling the peaceful systems of the universe. 297 00:31:56,166 --> 00:32:01,212 And forever shutting out the scourge that lurks beyond. 298 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:07,844 Fellow Rylans, because of a dark betrayal... 299 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,889 - our frontier will soon collapse. 300 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:17,645 So we turn to you, Starfighters and your navigators. 301 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:21,358 For of all the billions of creatures in the Star League... 302 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:27,113 only you few were found to possess the, uh-- 303 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,282 gift. 304 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:32,577 You, and you alone... 305 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:37,123 stand between us and the black terror of the Kodan. 306 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:42,671 - Victory or death! - Victory or death! 307 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,590 Victory or death! Victory or death! 308 00:32:45,674 --> 00:32:48,551 Victory or death! Victory or death! 309 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,721 Victory or death! Victory or death! 310 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:54,140 Victory or death! Victory or death! 311 00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:56,976 Victory or death! Victory or death! 312 00:32:57,060 --> 00:33:00,188 Victory or death! Victory or death! 313 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:03,441 Victory or death! Victory or death! 314 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:06,778 Now, Starfighters, if you will reach underneath your seats... 315 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:11,282 - you will find a packet which contains one hand trans-- 316 00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:18,498 This is a restricted area off-limits to-- 317 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:22,669 My apologies, Starfighter. 318 00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:26,339 Star Navigator First Class Grig at your service, sir! 319 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:33,596 Hi. I'm Alex Rogan. I was playing this game back home, and this guy came up to me. 320 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,640 Only he's not a guy. He's an alien, right? 321 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:38,476 And I get into his car. Only it's not a car. It's a spaceship. 322 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,855 And, uh-- There's been a big mistake. 323 00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:46,109 Am I to understand you're actually declining the honor of becoming a Starfighter? 324 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:50,071 - You got it. - Extraordinary! 325 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:54,242 For eons, all creatures have dreamt of being Starfighters. 326 00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:56,369 - Where you from? - Earth. 327 00:33:56,453 --> 00:33:59,748 And we're not at war with anybody except each other. 328 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:03,376 Earth? Earth isn't a formal member of the Star League... 329 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,920 and isn't due to be approached until it matures. 330 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:08,798 This is all highly irregular. 331 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,134 Tell me. Who recruited you? 332 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:13,178 Centauri. 333 00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:18,058 - There he is. That's him! - Centauri. I might have known. 334 00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:21,227 ~ Di-aye-diliddle-di-di Dum, dum, diliddli-- ~ 335 00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:25,065 Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri? 336 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,692 Did it ever occur to you that it is against the law... 337 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:30,403 to recruit from worlds outside the Star League? 338 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:34,991 Earth's in danger too, isn't it? And, no, I didn't use the Excalibur test. 339 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:38,244 It was called a video game. What's all the brouhaha? 340 00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:40,997 After all, he does have the gift! 341 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:46,211 This may come as bit of a shock to you, but he doesn't want to be a Starfighter. 342 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,839 Doesn't want to be a-- Are you a coward? 343 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:52,425 - Are you crazy? - You didn't tell me about any of this! 344 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:55,178 Return the money, Centauri! 345 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:58,640 Return the money? Are you delirious? 346 00:34:58,723 --> 00:35:01,935 You know how long it took to invent the games, to merchandise them... 347 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:05,146 to get 'em into the stores by Christmas? 348 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:09,150 It must be terribly embarrassing for you, and I do sympathize. However-- 349 00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:12,654 But I saw him fight! He could be the greatest Starfighter ever! 350 00:35:12,737 --> 00:35:16,491 - That was a game, Centauri. - A game? 351 00:35:16,574 --> 00:35:19,786 You may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. 352 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:23,790 Aha! A test! Sent out across the universe to find those... 353 00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:26,126 with the gift to be Starfighters. 354 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:29,254 And here you are, my boy. Here you are! 355 00:35:29,337 --> 00:35:33,591 - Right! Here I am, about to be killed! - Killed. 356 00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:36,511 You don't seriously think it's dangerous, do you? 357 00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:41,766 - Don't be silly! Trust me! 358 00:35:57,532 --> 00:35:59,909 Xur! 359 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:01,953 Xur! 360 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:04,831 Xur? 361 00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:07,917 Yes, Father, your mighty frontier... 362 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,920 grows weaker by the moment. 363 00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:14,674 Do not call me father! 364 00:36:14,758 --> 00:36:17,177 You are no longer my son! 365 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:20,930 You're an outcast! Why have you returned? 366 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,516 I have returned for the good of all Rylans. 367 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,020 With an armada of Kodan warships behind you? 368 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:30,648 There are some Rylans who would welcome me, Father. 369 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:34,736 Star League justice put down your Xurian cult. 370 00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:39,574 - Your followers are few and scattered. - Star League? 371 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:42,619 A refuge for weak worlds not worthy to be our equals! 372 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:45,663 That is for the Rylans to decide... 373 00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:49,793 and not for a dangerous and evil child such as yourself. 374 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:53,171 And yet it is this child... 375 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:56,883 who caught your master spy. 376 00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:28,957 Hear me, Rylans! 377 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,252 When the green moon of Galan is eclipsed... 378 00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:35,422 Kodan armada will invade. 379 00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:40,468 And not even your mighty Starfighters will be able to save you. 380 00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:42,971 We shall see, Xur. 381 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:45,140 We shall see! 382 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:59,029 You still want to go? 383 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:01,072 And miss all the excitement? 384 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:09,164 Little brat. I invent the game, find the kid... 385 00:38:09,247 --> 00:38:12,042 drag him up there, and he doesn't want to be a Starfighter. 386 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,670 I give up! 387 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,832 Control, do you copy our star angle difference... 388 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:55,919 from parking angle? 389 00:38:56,002 --> 00:39:00,882 Delta beta two at six, delta gamma three at five. 390 00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:08,973 Emperor Xur ordered me to bring his scepter. 391 00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:12,811 Let him enter. 392 00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:15,355 Target vector remains on scope. 393 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:33,039 Just like your Kodan emperor's, isn't it, Commander Kril? 394 00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:37,502 It takes more than a scepter to rule, Xur-- 395 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:39,796 even on Rylos. 396 00:39:42,507 --> 00:39:45,301 You're right, Kril. 397 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:50,140 It does take more than a scepter. 398 00:39:56,646 --> 00:40:00,483 How long must we endure this fool? 399 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:05,697 - We have a break in the frontier. - Fire the meteor gun! 400 00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:10,535 My dear Kodan friends! Lest we forget... 401 00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:15,206 it was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada. 402 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:18,835 For only I hold the secret to the frontier. 403 00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:21,588 Only I know the location of the Starfighter base. 404 00:40:21,671 --> 00:40:25,884 And therefore, only I will give the order to fire! 405 00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:31,431 Forgive me, Xur. 406 00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:40,940 You are forgiven, Commander Kril. 407 00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:47,364 Meteor gunner... fire. 408 00:41:19,854 --> 00:41:21,856 Sergeant! 409 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:27,278 I have an unidentified incoming object in Sector 31, sir. 410 00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:35,954 They're headed for the base! Alert! We are under attack! 411 00:41:36,037 --> 00:41:38,164 I repeat: We are under attack! 412 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:42,085 Activate automatic repulser guns. 413 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:39,309 Condition Red! Condition Red! 414 00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:51,654 At last it is done! 415 00:42:51,738 --> 00:42:56,117 Soon the frontier will be down and they will bow to their new emperor! 416 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:59,162 Or I will darken the sky with their ashes. 417 00:42:59,245 --> 00:43:02,332 Commander, the Xurian spy reports that one Starfighter has escaped. 418 00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:06,753 Escaped? 419 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,683 You sure I can't give you a hand? 420 00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:24,437 - You've done quite enough already. Thank you. - Well, uh-- 421 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:28,483 It's only a few more miles from here. I guess-- I guess I can walk it. 422 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:31,653 So long! Bye, Centauri! 423 00:43:43,915 --> 00:43:46,876 Oh, Alex! 424 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,295 Here! 425 00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:55,301 Hey, listen. I can't take a present from you, Centauri. 426 00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:59,889 Oh, ho-ho-ho-- He reduces me to poverty again and he thinks I'm giving him a present. 427 00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:02,225 - What a world this is. - What is it, then? 428 00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:04,310 It's a second chance, my boy! 429 00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,731 If you change your mind, just tap the communo-crystals. 430 00:44:12,068 --> 00:44:14,612 - Keep it. - Ahh, Alex, Alex! 431 00:44:14,696 --> 00:44:17,866 You're walking away from history. History! 432 00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:21,369 Did Chris Columbus say he wanted to stay home? No! 433 00:44:21,453 --> 00:44:24,080 What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? 434 00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:29,210 - And did Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save? - Who's Geloca? 435 00:44:31,212 --> 00:44:33,840 Never mind. 436 00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:35,842 Listen, Centauri. I'm not any of those guys. 437 00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:38,803 - I'm a kid from a trailer park. - If that's what you think... 438 00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:42,515 then that's all you'll ever be! 439 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:14,381 Hey, Maggie! 440 00:45:14,464 --> 00:45:16,800 Listen to me. You're not going to believe this. 441 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:19,636 I told you, Alex. Me and my-- how did you put it-- 442 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,973 strange sexual urges aren't talking to you anymore. 443 00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:08,309 - Who's there! - Shh! You're gonna wake up Louis. 444 00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:21,322 - Hey, you look like me! - 'Course I do. I'm the beta unit. 445 00:46:21,406 --> 00:46:27,203 - What the hell's a beta unit? - A beta unit is a simuloid-- 446 00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:30,457 an exact duplicate of you, only not as loud. 447 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:35,086 - Huh? - I was in the starcar, remember? We shook hands? 448 00:46:35,170 --> 00:46:38,673 I became you... unfortunately. 449 00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:44,429 - Let me get this straight. You're a robot? - I beg your pardon. 450 00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:47,807 I'm a state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line beta unit... 451 00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:51,186 put here as a courtesy replacement for while you're away. 452 00:46:51,269 --> 00:46:53,772 Lucky me. 453 00:46:53,855 --> 00:46:57,817 - What are you doing back? - Are you kidding? It's war up there! 454 00:46:57,859 --> 00:47:01,696 Oh. Save the whales and not the universe, huh? 455 00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:03,823 Well, why don't you go up there and fight? 456 00:47:03,865 --> 00:47:06,576 Simuloids can't fight. We're not allowed. 457 00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:10,121 - Well, tell 'em that you're me! Pretend! - Be quiet, Alex. 458 00:47:10,205 --> 00:47:13,667 - Sorry, Louis. - Sorry, Louis. 459 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:17,504 - Thanks for the lift! - See you around! 460 00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:41,027 Greetings, Starfighter. 461 00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:46,074 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and-- 462 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:09,973 - And, hey, what did you do to Maggie? - Do to her? 463 00:48:10,056 --> 00:48:14,269 We're sittin' outside lookin' at the stars and she sticks her tongue in my ear. 464 00:48:14,352 --> 00:48:17,147 I screamed. I'll apologize tomorrow, okay? 465 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:20,358 You're not gonna be here. You're goin' back with Centauri right now! 466 00:48:20,442 --> 00:48:23,903 - What's up, Alex? - Back to sleep or I'm tellin' Ma about your Playboys. 467 00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:28,616 - You're blowin' it, Alex! 468 00:48:33,747 --> 00:48:36,916 - What the shit? - I said, back to sleep, Louis... 469 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:40,295 or I'm tellin' Ma about your Playboys! 470 00:48:40,378 --> 00:48:43,173 Come in, Centauri. 471 00:48:43,256 --> 00:48:46,217 Come on. Get back here. And take your Tonka toy with ya. 472 00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:49,012 Greetings, Starfighter! 473 00:48:49,095 --> 00:48:52,557 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against... 474 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,727 Xur and the Kodan armada. 475 00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:57,771 Gree-- Greetings, Starfighter! 476 00:48:57,812 --> 00:49:02,233 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the-the frontier against Xur-- 477 00:49:06,488 --> 00:49:08,823 Where are ya? Come on, where are ya? 478 00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:11,368 Centauri? 479 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:14,412 Greetings, Starfighter! 480 00:49:14,496 --> 00:49:16,414 Centauri? 481 00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:19,644 Oh, shit! 482 00:50:19,728 --> 00:50:22,105 Come on, Alex. Don't be such a wimp! 483 00:50:38,830 --> 00:50:40,707 - Centauri, look out! - What the-- 484 00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:13,531 Whew! Foul stench! Dirty creatures. 485 00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:18,661 Get a good look, Alex. 486 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:21,456 You can bet your asteroids you'll be seeing more of them. 487 00:51:21,539 --> 00:51:24,709 - What? - This is a Zando-Zan. 488 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:28,296 An interstellar hitbeast, compliments of Xur. 489 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:30,965 Xur? Why is he after me? 490 00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:32,967 Somehow he found out you're a Starfighter. 491 00:51:33,051 --> 00:51:36,721 So you see, Alex, you gotta go back. You got no choice. 492 00:51:36,805 --> 00:51:39,015 'Cause if you stay down here, you're dog meat. 493 00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:41,935 Trust Centauri, my boy. Because in two hours... 494 00:51:41,976 --> 00:51:44,729 this place will be crawling with ten Zando-Zans... 495 00:51:44,813 --> 00:51:48,733 with just one thought on their microscopic little minds: 496 00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:52,445 - Kill Alex Rogan. - Kill Alex Rogan. 497 00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:56,533 He's right, Alex. At least up there you'll have a fighting chance in a Gunstar. 498 00:51:56,616 --> 00:52:00,078 Exactly. Meanwhile, down here, they'll be going after Beta. 499 00:52:00,161 --> 00:52:03,123 - Beta. - Beta? - Of course. 500 00:52:03,164 --> 00:52:05,125 What do you think he's here for? 501 00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:07,127 Wait a-- Wait a second here, Centauri. 502 00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:09,129 Alex, look out! 503 00:52:15,677 --> 00:52:18,638 Centauri! 504 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:23,309 - Beta, get a doctor! - No. No native cures. No witch doctors. 505 00:52:23,351 --> 00:52:25,395 I'm fine. Just a scratch. 506 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:32,318 Now face it, Alex. You're a born Starfighter. 507 00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:36,781 Are you with me? 508 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:49,085 Okay, let's go, Centauri. 509 00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:52,339 Good luck, Alex. 510 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:57,302 You too, Alex. 511 00:53:18,448 --> 00:53:22,160 Centauri to Starfighter Command. 512 00:53:22,243 --> 00:53:27,040 Centauri to Starfighter Command. Come in, please. 513 00:53:41,763 --> 00:53:43,682 Hey, Centauri. 514 00:53:47,602 --> 00:53:52,440 All personnel. Starcar is approaching Docking Gate 12. 515 00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:56,653 Centauri! Centauri! 516 00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:02,701 Hey, hit the brakes! 517 00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:09,874 - Grig! Hey, Grig! - Alex! 518 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,960 They got Centauri. He's hurt! 519 00:54:12,043 --> 00:54:14,004 He's right over here. 520 00:54:24,973 --> 00:54:28,268 Ah, you see? 521 00:54:28,351 --> 00:54:32,897 - Centauri brought him back! - Yes, I see. Don't talk. 522 00:54:32,981 --> 00:54:37,861 - Does he have my money, Alex? - I have a fortune for you, Centauri. 523 00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:41,156 - Now, please be still. 524 00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,200 It's here. It's all here. Piles and piles of it. 525 00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:47,245 All for you. 526 00:54:47,328 --> 00:54:50,123 Ah. 527 00:54:50,165 --> 00:54:53,585 At last. 528 00:54:53,668 --> 00:54:57,047 Alex, I want you know... 529 00:54:57,130 --> 00:55:00,008 it was for the greatest good I brought you back. 530 00:55:01,885 --> 00:55:06,056 'Course, it-it-- 531 00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:11,478 It never hurts to be rich. 532 00:55:18,276 --> 00:55:23,156 Until the next dimension, old friend. 533 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,826 I'm sorry, Alex. 534 00:55:26,868 --> 00:55:28,828 Centauri? 535 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:36,878 Centauri? 536 00:55:36,961 --> 00:55:41,007 The frontier could collapse at any moment. 537 00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:44,094 Alex! 538 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,900 Now I need an ear job. 539 00:56:40,942 --> 00:56:43,486 Dyin' here. Dyin'. 540 00:56:57,542 --> 00:57:00,628 Alex, what the hell's goin' on? 541 00:57:00,712 --> 00:57:06,134 Louis, you're having a terrible nightmare. Go back to sleep. 542 00:57:10,388 --> 00:57:12,599 Louis! 543 00:57:26,154 --> 00:57:28,156 Oh, no. 544 00:57:37,832 --> 00:57:40,669 Am I to understand there's a beta unit taking your place back home? 545 00:57:40,752 --> 00:57:43,380 - He's trying. - So it's safe to assume... 546 00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:45,423 that Xur thinks you're still on Earth. 547 00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:47,967 Yeah. 548 00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:50,720 That could work to our advantage-- theoretically. 549 00:57:56,685 --> 00:58:00,397 Ah! Now you look human! 550 00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:06,069 - Is this my Gunstar? - This is a prototype-- different from the other ships. 551 00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:10,407 She has a greater range, more power, and a slight weapons modification. 552 00:58:10,490 --> 00:58:12,909 And of course, she's got deflective plating... 553 00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:15,954 so she can withstand several direct hits. 554 00:58:19,207 --> 00:58:21,543 - From here... 555 00:58:21,626 --> 00:58:25,839 this is where I navigate the ship, maintain life support and propulsion systems. 556 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:28,925 Okay. Where do I sit? 557 00:58:29,009 --> 00:58:31,761 - Way up there, in the gunnery chair. 558 00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:38,143 - Hang on! - Okay. 559 00:58:42,355 --> 00:58:46,026 Now, climb into the gunnery chair. 560 00:58:46,067 --> 00:58:51,448 Now, I'm moving you into launch position. 561 00:58:51,531 --> 00:58:55,493 There in front of you are the two switches for your heads-up display. Turn them on. 562 00:59:00,248 --> 00:59:04,669 While you're engaging the enemy, the screen will reflect all battle instruments toward you. 563 00:59:07,339 --> 00:59:10,383 - Hey, where did it go? - It's still there, suspended in a Xenon mist. 564 00:59:10,467 --> 00:59:14,929 - But it's only visible if you look dead ahead. - Ah. Got it. 565 00:59:14,971 --> 00:59:17,390 The lever on your left is the chair controller. 566 00:59:17,474 --> 00:59:20,060 As you can see, all guns will track with your every move. 567 00:59:28,109 --> 00:59:30,737 Grasp the target control with your right hand. 568 00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:34,657 At your fingers is the weaponry: the lasers, photon bolts-- 569 00:59:34,741 --> 00:59:37,702 Photon bolts and the particle beams. Wait a minute. This is just like back home. 570 00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:43,041 - What's this? - Careful, that's Death Blossom, a weapon of last resort. 571 00:59:43,124 --> 00:59:46,086 Luckily, I was in here working on it when the hangar went up. 572 00:59:46,169 --> 00:59:49,589 Now, are you ready? All systems-- Go! 573 00:59:51,257 --> 00:59:53,593 - Ignition! 574 00:59:56,805 --> 01:00:01,309 - Wh-When-- When did the hangar go up? - I told you: When Xur attacked. 575 01:00:01,393 --> 01:00:04,270 - And where were the Starfighters? - In the hangar! 576 01:00:04,312 --> 01:00:08,942 - You mean they're dead? - Death is a primitive concept. 577 01:00:08,983 --> 01:00:14,114 I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension. 578 01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:16,449 In another dimension? How many are left? 579 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:19,619 - Including yourself? - Yeah. 580 01:00:21,079 --> 01:00:23,707 - One! - One? 581 01:00:35,844 --> 01:00:37,929 Hold it. 582 01:00:39,848 --> 01:00:42,642 There's no fleet, no Starfighters, no plan? 583 01:00:42,684 --> 01:00:45,228 - One ship, you, me, and that's it? - Exactly! 584 01:00:45,311 --> 01:00:48,606 Xur thinks you're still on Earth. Classic military strategy. Surprise attack. 585 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:51,151 - It'll be a slaughter! - That's the spirit. 586 01:00:51,192 --> 01:00:54,571 No, my slaughter. One ship against the whole armada? 587 01:00:54,654 --> 01:00:58,283 Yes. One Gunstar against the armada. 588 01:00:58,366 --> 01:01:03,371 I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds. 589 01:01:05,874 --> 01:01:08,335 - Target lights, Alex. - Target lights? 590 01:01:08,418 --> 01:01:11,921 Yes. You might want to squeeze off a few rounds while you have a chance. 591 01:01:12,005 --> 01:01:13,923 Just work the bugs out of the system. 592 01:01:14,007 --> 01:01:16,676 After all, it is her maiden voyage. 593 01:01:36,905 --> 01:01:39,699 Steady. Don't fight the chair. 594 01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:43,703 Take your time. Watch your gun sight. Lead your targets. 595 01:01:43,745 --> 01:01:46,373 And above all, relax! 596 01:01:46,456 --> 01:01:49,709 Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere... 597 01:01:49,751 --> 01:01:52,962 with a gung-ho iguana who tells me, "relax." 598 01:01:55,882 --> 01:01:58,635 Interstellar! 599 01:02:29,249 --> 01:02:33,420 - Alex! - Sorry. 600 01:02:36,006 --> 01:02:38,550 Okay, now, come on. Ease it up. 601 01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:43,805 Okay. 602 01:02:43,888 --> 01:02:46,766 Oh, that's-- That's it. Easy. 603 01:02:46,808 --> 01:02:49,602 Nice and easy. Yep. 604 01:02:49,686 --> 01:02:53,273 - A little bit more and we'll get it in there, now. 605 01:02:53,356 --> 01:02:56,317 - Alex! 606 01:02:56,359 --> 01:02:59,070 Sorry. Hi, Maggs. 607 01:02:59,154 --> 01:03:03,533 - Alex, are you all right? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm-I'm fine. 608 01:03:04,993 --> 01:03:07,037 Come on. Try it again. 609 01:03:08,246 --> 01:03:12,292 Did you smell anything? 610 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:15,462 - Like what? - Like a Z-- 611 01:03:15,545 --> 01:03:17,756 Forget it. 612 01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:28,808 I just wanted to say I'm sorry for slapping you last night. 613 01:03:30,185 --> 01:03:32,187 Oh, that-that's okay, Maggs. Uh-- 614 01:03:32,228 --> 01:03:34,647 I deserved it. I'm sorry. 615 01:03:34,689 --> 01:03:38,401 Well, maybe we can make it up to each other tonight at Silver Lake? 616 01:04:07,764 --> 01:04:10,517 - The armada will break through the frontier here... 617 01:04:10,558 --> 01:04:13,353 and reach Rylos in 20 klicks. 618 01:04:13,395 --> 01:04:15,814 Squadrons of deck fighters will precede the mother ship. 619 01:04:15,897 --> 01:04:17,857 Squadrons? How many squadrons? 620 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:20,110 It isn't the number of squadrons that concerns me. 621 01:04:20,193 --> 01:04:23,613 It's this communication turret that sends out the commands to the deck fighters... 622 01:04:23,697 --> 01:04:26,032 which enables them to act as one during the fight. 623 01:04:26,074 --> 01:04:29,035 Wait a second. We knock out the turret to get the fighters. 624 01:04:29,077 --> 01:04:32,372 But to get the turret, we have to get through the fighters. We're dead. 625 01:04:32,455 --> 01:04:35,750 I'll have it all figured out by the time we reach the frontier. 626 01:04:39,045 --> 01:04:41,506 - What's that? - The frontier. 627 01:04:51,099 --> 01:04:54,477 Strange. What's a cargo ship doing this close to the frontier? 628 01:04:55,603 --> 01:04:58,481 Hail. This is Gunstar One. 629 01:05:02,569 --> 01:05:06,906 I repeat, this is Gunstar One. Identify yourself, please. 630 01:05:09,325 --> 01:05:11,244 Alex, look out. 631 01:05:13,913 --> 01:05:15,999 A Xurian ship! 632 01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:21,880 Congratulations, Alex. This is your first live target. 633 01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:24,257 Live? 634 01:05:27,302 --> 01:05:30,096 Within range in five klicks. Get ready! 635 01:05:34,851 --> 01:05:37,645 I've blocked its beam of frequency, so it can't report back to the armada. 636 01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:41,608 - Fire when ready! - Grig, wait! 637 01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:53,912 We mustn't lose them in these caves, Alex! Fire! 638 01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:20,438 Shoot, Alex! 639 01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:26,611 Shoot! 640 01:06:34,202 --> 01:06:36,663 You did it! 641 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:46,589 I did it? You did it! You almost got me killed! 642 01:06:48,049 --> 01:06:51,970 Uh-- My deepest apologies, Alex. 643 01:06:52,053 --> 01:06:57,308 I had hoped that by putting you in the thick of battle, a great Starfighter would emerge. 644 01:06:57,392 --> 01:07:02,397 But alas. Perhaps... there was never one within you to begin with. 645 01:07:05,025 --> 01:07:06,943 I shall take you home. 646 01:07:08,570 --> 01:07:12,490 You still may live a long and fruitful life back there. 647 01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:17,120 That is, until the Kodan reach Earth. 648 01:07:17,203 --> 01:07:19,122 But then again-- 649 01:07:29,966 --> 01:07:33,219 ~ When it all goes wrong ~ 650 01:07:33,303 --> 01:07:36,556 Hey, yo, Blake! Make that sucker blast, man! 651 01:07:36,639 --> 01:07:39,559 - You got it, dude! All right! - Whoo! 652 01:07:39,642 --> 01:07:43,563 ~ You've seen things I never heard ~~ 653 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,109 So Blake comes back in to grab his pants, right? 654 01:07:48,193 --> 01:07:53,365 Sees her old lady, and says, "I hope this doesn't rule out dinner on Tuesday night." 655 01:07:55,116 --> 01:07:57,035 That's my man! 656 01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:03,083 Alex, are you okay? 657 01:08:03,124 --> 01:08:07,128 Hmm? Yeah, sure. Why? 658 01:08:07,212 --> 01:08:12,258 I don't know. You're just acting spaced out. You're-- You're not yourself. 659 01:08:14,135 --> 01:08:17,263 Well, if you were me... 660 01:08:17,347 --> 01:08:19,599 what would you be doing right now? 661 01:08:22,477 --> 01:08:26,314 Well, for one thing, I'd be trying to enjoy myself. 662 01:08:26,398 --> 01:08:29,025 Leaning back. Kidding around. 663 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:31,528 - Laughing. - Laughing? 664 01:08:31,611 --> 01:08:33,571 Well, it's a start, Alex. 665 01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:37,033 - Laughing. ~ There are things I'd like to say ~~ 666 01:09:20,785 --> 01:09:23,288 Nice place. Reminds me of home. 667 01:09:23,371 --> 01:09:27,208 - This reminds you of home? - Oh, yes. 668 01:09:32,047 --> 01:09:34,549 I live below ground... 669 01:09:34,632 --> 01:09:39,304 with my wifeoid and 6,000 little Griglings. 670 01:09:46,311 --> 01:09:50,315 At least, until Xur turns them into slaves. 671 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:59,449 - Where does your kind live? - Oh, uh, houses, mostly. 672 01:10:00,742 --> 01:10:02,827 That's caves above ground. 673 01:10:02,911 --> 01:10:06,289 See, here. Here's my family. 674 01:10:08,124 --> 01:10:10,085 See, that's-- 675 01:10:10,168 --> 01:10:12,796 That's my folks and my brother, Louis... 676 01:10:12,879 --> 01:10:15,173 and that's Maggie. 677 01:10:16,549 --> 01:10:18,510 Uh, we live in a mobile home. 678 01:10:20,428 --> 01:10:23,473 That's a cave that-- that goes places. 679 01:10:23,556 --> 01:10:26,017 Only we never went anyplace. 680 01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:32,107 A mobile cave that never went anywhere. Fascinating. 681 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:36,194 Yeah, but we have below-ground caves near the trailer parks. 682 01:10:36,277 --> 01:10:39,239 Me and my brother, Louis, used to play hide-and-seek in 'em. 683 01:10:41,074 --> 01:10:43,034 Hide-and-seek. 684 01:10:43,118 --> 01:10:46,037 - What is it, Alex? - Well, I was just thinkin'... 685 01:10:46,121 --> 01:10:48,081 maybe we could hide here... 686 01:10:48,123 --> 01:10:52,293 Let the armada pass by, and then hit the turret from behind. 687 01:10:52,377 --> 01:10:54,629 Then we might take them by surprise. 688 01:11:00,301 --> 01:11:02,512 Your plan might really have worked. 689 01:11:02,595 --> 01:11:06,474 What a pity there are no Starfighters left to carry it out. 690 01:11:06,558 --> 01:11:09,477 Yeah. Yeah. 691 01:11:17,068 --> 01:11:18,945 A Xurian base! 692 01:11:36,921 --> 01:11:39,591 Two more dead ahead! Closing fast! 693 01:12:03,823 --> 01:12:06,493 - Earth course is logged into navigational beams. 694 01:12:08,912 --> 01:12:12,874 - Grig? - What is it, Alex? 695 01:12:18,129 --> 01:12:20,382 Maybe there is a Starfighter left. 696 01:12:59,796 --> 01:13:02,966 Ow! 697 01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:11,725 What's wrong? Should I put my tongue in your ear now? 698 01:13:11,808 --> 01:13:14,477 Don't bother, Alex. 699 01:13:14,561 --> 01:13:17,439 Well, it's just-- I'm kind of new at these gland games. 700 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:21,026 What are you talking about? 701 01:13:21,109 --> 01:13:23,653 It's like you're a million miles away, Alex! 702 01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:36,207 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Darling. 703 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:39,210 Darling, forgive me. 704 01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:50,889 Darling, forgive me. 705 01:13:53,975 --> 01:13:56,519 Come on! 706 01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:59,439 You're my Juliet. My Venus. 707 01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:07,489 You're my Juliet. My Venus. 708 01:14:10,950 --> 01:14:14,996 - Alex! - All the other girls meant nothing to me. 709 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,124 It was you, you, you. 710 01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:22,128 Shut up and talk dirty to me. 711 01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:25,131 The other girls meant nothing to me. It was you... 712 01:14:25,173 --> 01:14:27,717 you, y-- 713 01:14:29,260 --> 01:14:31,429 - Should I talk dirty to you now? 714 01:14:31,513 --> 01:14:36,810 - That does it. - Oh, God. All right. I give up. 715 01:14:36,893 --> 01:14:39,312 - I'm not Alex Rogan. - What? 716 01:14:39,396 --> 01:14:42,732 I'm a beta unit. I'm an exact duplicate of Alex. 717 01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:45,902 He's up there saving the universe, while I'm down here for target practice. 718 01:14:48,071 --> 01:14:50,490 - See? 719 01:14:57,247 --> 01:15:00,792 - Alex! Or whatever you are. Wait. Wait. 720 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:03,628 What are you d-- Let me go. If that Zando-Zan reports back that I'm not Alex... 721 01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:05,630 Alex is in big trouble! 722 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:08,425 - You're stayin' here. - No, I'm not going anywhere until I find out what's going on! 723 01:15:10,885 --> 01:15:12,971 Hey, my truck! 724 01:15:13,054 --> 01:15:15,306 - Hey, hey, come back! 725 01:15:16,641 --> 01:15:18,685 Scratch that paint, and you're dead, Rogan! 726 01:15:28,695 --> 01:15:30,822 Ready to invade, Commander. 727 01:15:30,905 --> 01:15:34,951 - Invade. - The Xurian ships have not answered our invasion code. 728 01:15:35,035 --> 01:15:39,372 The frontier is down, the moon is eclipsed, the Starfighters are dead. Invade! 729 01:15:40,790 --> 01:15:44,711 All squadrons ahead, half speed, with energy probes on. 730 01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:17,952 Energy probe. Shut down, Alex. Shut down. 731 01:16:18,036 --> 01:16:20,538 - Power off. 732 01:16:37,681 --> 01:16:41,101 Alex? In space? 733 01:16:41,184 --> 01:16:44,938 - Is this for real? - Yes! That's what I'm trying to tell you! 734 01:16:45,021 --> 01:16:48,316 - It's all for real! - Well, then, don't talk. Drive! 735 01:17:01,079 --> 01:17:04,082 Commander Kril, we're getting a signal on the alert frequency. 736 01:17:04,165 --> 01:17:07,002 - Acknowledge. 737 01:17:09,504 --> 01:17:12,382 There it is. All right. Now, when I give the signal, we're gonna jump! 738 01:17:12,465 --> 01:17:15,593 - What do you mean, "jump"? - We're gonna ram him. - What? 739 01:17:16,803 --> 01:17:19,639 Extermination Emissary Zeta-six one message: 740 01:17:19,723 --> 01:17:21,683 - Ready? - Jump! 741 01:17:21,766 --> 01:17:24,728 Alex! 742 01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:28,648 - The last Starfighter-- 743 01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:31,192 You owe me one, Alex. 744 01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:40,660 - Alex! 745 01:17:40,744 --> 01:17:42,996 Transmission pulsars have stopped, Commander. 746 01:17:43,079 --> 01:17:47,625 - The last Starfighter-- - Is dead! 747 01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:50,628 The last Starfighter is dead! 748 01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:54,758 Nothing can stop us now. Ahead full. To Rylos! 749 01:18:15,445 --> 01:18:17,655 The command ship! 750 01:18:22,577 --> 01:18:25,538 There! The turret at the far end! 751 01:18:25,622 --> 01:18:28,583 I see it. 752 01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:35,340 - Good luck, Starfighter. - Thanks, Grig. For everything. 753 01:18:48,895 --> 01:18:51,815 I love you, Alex Rogan. 754 01:18:51,898 --> 01:18:54,693 - Six. 755 01:18:54,776 --> 01:18:57,404 - Heads up display. Check. - Five. 756 01:18:57,487 --> 01:19:01,116 - Lasers. Check. - Four. - Particle beam. Check. 757 01:19:01,199 --> 01:19:03,535 - Three. - Proton bolts. Check. 758 01:19:03,618 --> 01:19:05,995 - Two. - Chair control. Check. 759 01:19:06,079 --> 01:19:09,249 - One. - Let's do it. 760 01:19:19,634 --> 01:19:22,429 - Tracking alert. 761 01:19:24,973 --> 01:19:27,851 Unidentified craft. What is it? 762 01:19:32,814 --> 01:19:35,984 Wait. Gunstar! 763 01:19:36,067 --> 01:19:40,405 So... the last Starfighter is dead? 764 01:19:42,365 --> 01:19:44,784 This has gone far enough. Seize him! 765 01:19:46,286 --> 01:19:49,622 How dare you? I am the Emperor of Rylos! 766 01:19:49,706 --> 01:19:52,667 I and I alone command this entire op-- 767 01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:55,462 Release me! I command you! 768 01:19:55,503 --> 01:19:58,548 You will pay for this with your lives! 769 01:19:58,631 --> 01:20:01,509 All guns-- fire! 770 01:20:10,977 --> 01:20:13,188 There it is-- the turret! 771 01:20:13,271 --> 01:20:16,566 Alex, now! 772 01:20:16,649 --> 01:20:20,320 - Yeah! - Got it! 773 01:20:20,362 --> 01:20:23,865 Hurry, Alex! Fire! The armada's almost to Rylos! 774 01:20:41,716 --> 01:20:45,679 Hatchway to pod activated. 775 01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:49,557 Escape pod ignition. 776 01:20:49,641 --> 01:20:53,937 The Gunstar is gone from our sensors. Alert wing commanders. 777 01:20:54,020 --> 01:20:57,065 Communication turret is destroyed. 778 01:21:02,153 --> 01:21:05,031 All communication radar systems are out, Wing Commander. 779 01:21:05,115 --> 01:21:08,702 Proceed with a visual attack formation. 780 01:21:12,789 --> 01:21:16,668 - Life support good. Ammo packs at peak. 781 01:21:16,751 --> 01:21:18,670 I think we've got to use Death Blossom. 782 01:21:18,753 --> 01:21:22,215 Remember, Death Blossom delivers only one massive volley at close range. 783 01:21:22,298 --> 01:21:26,094 - Theoretically. - What do you mean, "Theoretically"? 784 01:21:26,177 --> 01:21:28,179 After all, D.B. has never been tested. 785 01:21:28,221 --> 01:21:31,016 It might overload the systems. Blow up the ship. 786 01:21:31,057 --> 01:21:33,768 What are you worried about? Theoretically, we should already be dead. 787 01:21:33,852 --> 01:21:36,021 - Hmm. Mmm. 788 01:21:36,062 --> 01:21:39,315 Open Death Blossom petals. Switch is on. 789 01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:55,790 Do not trigger D.B. until we're within range. 790 01:21:55,874 --> 01:21:58,418 Just use your lasers until I give the signal. 791 01:21:58,501 --> 01:22:01,004 - Remember-- - I've been recruited by the Star League... 792 01:22:01,087 --> 01:22:03,340 to defend the frontier. 793 01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:07,052 - Now, are you ready? - This is it. Here we go. 794 01:22:07,093 --> 01:22:09,888 Charge! 795 01:22:38,416 --> 01:22:40,919 On your right! 796 01:22:41,002 --> 01:22:43,922 Your left! 797 01:22:44,005 --> 01:22:47,092 Evade! 798 01:22:49,135 --> 01:22:51,680 Power packs are low! We need time to recharge! 799 01:22:53,765 --> 01:22:57,102 Laser power draining! 800 01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:07,404 Grig, my weapons are gone! Should I do it? 801 01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:11,700 Easy, easy. Wait till they're all in Death Blossom range! 802 01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:22,252 Fire! 803 01:23:54,909 --> 01:23:59,164 - We did it. - Yes, we actually did, didn't we? 804 01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:04,794 The command ship! 805 01:24:04,878 --> 01:24:08,131 Our guns are out. Damage control is repairing them. 806 01:24:08,214 --> 01:24:11,885 Forget the guns! Ramming speed! 807 01:24:19,976 --> 01:24:23,396 - Grig, we need power! - Death Blossom's drained all power. 808 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:27,484 I'm working on it. I'm trying to ram boost. 809 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:33,740 All we have left is life support power! 810 01:24:39,829 --> 01:24:43,625 - Grig! 811 01:24:47,712 --> 01:24:50,840 All right! 812 01:24:56,596 --> 01:25:00,433 Weapons on! Target now! Fire. Fire! 813 01:25:22,789 --> 01:25:25,125 Damage report! 814 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:29,421 Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out. 815 01:25:29,462 --> 01:25:33,258 Divert! Divert! 816 01:25:33,299 --> 01:25:37,220 She won't answer the helm! We're locked in the moon's gravitational pull! 817 01:25:37,303 --> 01:25:40,098 What do we do? 818 01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:44,102 - We die. 819 01:25:54,487 --> 01:25:56,448 Yahoo! 820 01:26:05,498 --> 01:26:08,418 On behalf of the Star League and all citizens of Rylos... 821 01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:11,796 I congratulate you on your dazzling victory. 822 01:26:11,838 --> 01:26:13,798 - Thank you. - Thanks. 823 01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:17,135 But as you know, the frontier is down... 824 01:26:17,218 --> 01:26:20,472 Xur escaped, and there is still danger. 825 01:26:20,513 --> 01:26:22,640 So I was wondering if you wouldn't be willing to stay on... 826 01:26:22,682 --> 01:26:25,310 and rebuild the Starfighter Legion. 827 01:26:25,352 --> 01:26:27,312 Wait a minute. 828 01:26:27,354 --> 01:26:30,315 - Rebuild the Legion? - Yes. 829 01:26:30,357 --> 01:26:35,570 Of course, you'd have the help of an old friend. 830 01:26:35,653 --> 01:26:37,822 An old friend? Who? 831 01:26:53,380 --> 01:26:56,049 Centauri! I thought you were dead! 832 01:26:56,132 --> 01:27:00,095 Me die and miss all the excitement? Oh, no. 833 01:27:00,178 --> 01:27:04,307 I was merely dormant while my body repaired itself. I won't bore you with details. 834 01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:08,978 Suffice it to say, you're on Rylos, my boy. Stop thinking human. 835 01:27:09,062 --> 01:27:12,899 That's lesson number one. Now, lesson number two-- 836 01:27:12,982 --> 01:27:17,028 You've got a good thing going here. Keep smiling. Don't blow it. 837 01:27:17,112 --> 01:27:20,657 Lesson number three-- Always trust Centauri. 838 01:27:25,203 --> 01:27:27,288 Alex, they love you! 839 01:27:31,418 --> 01:27:35,880 See? All Rylos is behind you. 840 01:27:35,964 --> 01:27:39,676 - You've got to stay, Alex! - You will stay, won't you? 841 01:27:39,759 --> 01:27:42,595 Of course he'll stay. 842 01:27:42,637 --> 01:27:47,225 That's very reassuring, Centauri. Grig, I leave it in your capable hands. 843 01:27:49,310 --> 01:27:51,896 I'll stay. 844 01:28:03,158 --> 01:28:06,619 Alex! Alex! 845 01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:24,596 Greetings-- Greetings, starfighter. 846 01:28:24,679 --> 01:28:27,557 - Bunny, have you seen Alex? - Can't say that I have. 847 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:32,020 Well, ask Maggie. She knows where he is. She was with him. 848 01:28:32,103 --> 01:28:34,314 Maggie, where's Alex? 849 01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:36,608 Yeah, where's my truck? Where's your boyfriend? 850 01:28:36,649 --> 01:28:40,820 -Mrs. Rogan, about Alex: You see, he's-- 851 01:28:42,655 --> 01:28:44,991 - What is it? - What's going on? I don't know. 852 01:29:07,389 --> 01:29:09,391 Oh, my God! 853 01:29:10,850 --> 01:29:14,229 Whoo! All right! We're being invaded! 854 01:29:42,007 --> 01:29:44,592 Maggie. 855 01:29:44,676 --> 01:29:46,594 Maggie. 856 01:30:48,281 --> 01:30:51,284 - Alex? - Hi, Maggs. 857 01:30:52,452 --> 01:30:56,706 Alex, is it you? 858 01:30:56,790 --> 01:30:59,709 I mean, is it really you? 859 01:31:03,797 --> 01:31:06,800 Look! 860 01:31:06,883 --> 01:31:09,302 My God. 861 01:31:09,344 --> 01:31:11,304 It is you. 862 01:31:11,346 --> 01:31:13,848 - It's Alex! Alex! 863 01:31:13,932 --> 01:31:17,310 - Alex, what is going on here? What is this thing? 864 01:31:23,024 --> 01:31:26,903 - Is this a spaceship? 865 01:31:26,986 --> 01:31:30,240 - I don't know what's gotten into him. - I don't understand that. 866 01:31:30,323 --> 01:31:33,451 - It's so strange! - Wait. Hold it. Hold it, everybody. 867 01:31:33,493 --> 01:31:36,788 Alex, what is all this? 868 01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:41,334 I, uh-- I've been to another planet, Ma. 869 01:31:41,418 --> 01:31:45,547 - Another planet? - Who was it helped fix my antenna? 870 01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:48,008 - Yeah, who stole my truck? - And cut my electric? 871 01:31:48,091 --> 01:31:51,970 - And ruined my stove? - Oh, that was-- That was a beta unit. 872 01:31:52,012 --> 01:31:54,556 - Beta unit? - A robot. 873 01:31:54,639 --> 01:31:56,766 - Robot? What the-- - Come on! 874 01:31:56,850 --> 01:31:59,352 - A monster! 875 01:31:59,436 --> 01:32:04,357 - A monster! Hah! 876 01:32:04,441 --> 01:32:08,570 - He got them chains on him. - All right! It's an alien! 877 01:32:08,653 --> 01:32:12,073 Oh, no, wait! Hey, hey! Granny, put away that shotgun. What's wrong with you? 878 01:32:12,157 --> 01:32:15,035 This is my friend Grig. I want you all to meet my friend here. 879 01:32:15,118 --> 01:32:18,621 - You gotta be kiddin'! - Grig, this is Mrs. Boone. 880 01:32:19,873 --> 01:32:22,375 - Hello. - Hello. 881 01:32:22,417 --> 01:32:24,711 - And, uh, this is Elvira. - Delighted. 882 01:32:24,753 --> 01:32:27,464 - Me too. How you doin'? - I do well. 883 01:32:27,547 --> 01:32:30,342 - And this is Granny. - How do you do? 884 01:32:30,383 --> 01:32:32,344 - How do you do? 885 01:32:32,385 --> 01:32:34,804 - And this here's Otis. - A pleasure. 886 01:32:34,888 --> 01:32:38,308 Any friend of Alex-- 887 01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:41,561 - And, uh, this is Maggie. 888 01:32:41,603 --> 01:32:43,938 A very large pleasure. 889 01:32:44,022 --> 01:32:45,982 Hi. 890 01:32:49,319 --> 01:32:52,155 You must be Louis! 891 01:32:54,407 --> 01:32:57,035 I hear good things about you. 892 01:32:57,077 --> 01:32:59,829 Hear that, you slimes? I'm famous. 893 01:33:02,415 --> 01:33:04,542 And, uh, this is my mom. 894 01:33:07,420 --> 01:33:10,507 You should be proud of Alex, Mrs. Rogan. 895 01:33:10,590 --> 01:33:13,468 You must all be proud of him. He saved the Star League... 896 01:33:13,551 --> 01:33:16,262 and hundreds of worlds, including Earth. 897 01:33:16,304 --> 01:33:19,474 - Oh, for heaven's sake! - Oh, my God! 898 01:33:21,601 --> 01:33:23,770 Time to leave, Alex. 899 01:33:23,853 --> 01:33:26,815 - Alex? - I have to, Ma. 900 01:33:26,898 --> 01:33:30,402 - They need me up there. - Oh, Alex, I always knew you'd leave someday... 901 01:33:30,443 --> 01:33:32,946 but I never expected this. 902 01:33:33,029 --> 01:33:35,281 Gee, can I go too, Alex? Can I? 903 01:33:35,365 --> 01:33:37,784 Sorry, squirt. There's only enough room up there... 904 01:33:37,826 --> 01:33:41,663 for me, Grig and Maggie. 905 01:33:41,746 --> 01:33:45,500 - Me? - Yeah. 906 01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:48,461 Alex, I-- I don't think I can-- 907 01:33:48,545 --> 01:33:51,047 Come here. Come here. 908 01:33:51,131 --> 01:33:53,299 Why else do you think I came back? 909 01:33:53,383 --> 01:33:56,136 - Well-- - Didn't we say we'd always be together? 910 01:33:56,177 --> 01:33:59,848 Well, yeah-- I mean, together here or in the city. 911 01:33:59,931 --> 01:34:01,850 But-- But up there, Alex-- 912 01:34:01,933 --> 01:34:05,061 Maggs, you gotta come. You see, I'm not-- I don't know when I'm gonna be back. 913 01:34:06,646 --> 01:34:08,606 Don't you see? This is it. This is our big chance. 914 01:34:08,648 --> 01:34:10,859 It's like what Otis says-- 915 01:34:10,942 --> 01:34:14,237 When it comes you gotta grab on with both hands and hold tight. 916 01:34:17,365 --> 01:34:21,161 Well, what about Granny, Alex? 917 01:34:24,748 --> 01:34:28,501 You're right. I'm scared of leaving here. 918 01:34:28,543 --> 01:34:30,503 Why can't you just stay? 919 01:34:30,545 --> 01:34:33,965 Maggie, I have to leave, and I want you to come with me. 920 01:34:37,344 --> 01:34:41,097 Alex! Hurry! 921 01:34:44,309 --> 01:34:46,936 - Well, I gotta go. - Um-- 922 01:34:49,731 --> 01:34:51,691 Bye. 923 01:34:55,737 --> 01:34:57,864 Alex, we can't hold off their radar any longer. 924 01:34:57,947 --> 01:34:59,991 Yeah, okay. I gotta go, Ma. 925 01:35:00,075 --> 01:35:02,035 - Bye. Take it easy. - Bye, darling. 926 01:35:02,077 --> 01:35:04,037 So long. So long, everybody. 927 01:35:04,079 --> 01:35:06,122 - Bye, Alex! - Bye! 928 01:35:06,206 --> 01:35:10,043 Bye, Alex. Bye, Alex! 929 01:35:19,052 --> 01:35:21,096 Alex! 930 01:35:21,179 --> 01:35:24,182 Granny-- 931 01:35:24,265 --> 01:35:27,977 Be sure and write, or whatever it is they do up there. 932 01:35:32,774 --> 01:35:35,235 Alex! Wait, Alex! 933 01:35:54,254 --> 01:35:56,256 - Get back! Come on! - Bye! 934 01:35:56,339 --> 01:35:58,258 - Keep your distance! - Watch what you're doing. 935 01:35:58,341 --> 01:36:02,012 Keep your distance, now. This baby really packs a punch! 936 01:36:06,099 --> 01:36:08,059 Look at him! Bye! 937 01:36:12,147 --> 01:36:17,485 Oh, go on. They're gonna be happy up there! So long, Alex! 938 01:36:17,569 --> 01:36:21,072 - So long, Alex! 939 01:36:24,659 --> 01:36:27,287 -We're gonna be famous, aren't we, Otis? -Yes, sir! 940 01:36:27,370 --> 01:36:30,957 The whole world-- the whole universe-- is gonna know about us! 941 01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:36,004 Starlite, Starbrite-- The place where Alex and Maggie left for the stars! 942 01:36:36,087 --> 01:36:38,965 Louis! Louis! 943 01:36:39,049 --> 01:36:42,469 Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League... 944 01:36:42,510 --> 01:36:46,348 to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada. 945 01:36:53,855 --> 01:36:56,358 Wow! 946 01:36:56,983 --> 01:36:58,985 Supply, rip, specials & package: The_Saint © 2002