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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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Did I see your last name on it?
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It's a flier for my dad's
landscaping company.
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Aww. Uh, is that your brother?
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No, I'm actually an only child,
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but apparently appearing
to be a family business
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helps bring in customers.
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That's... Sorry, so your...
Your dad, he hired an actor
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to play his son
instead of just asking you?
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Yeah.
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I think I'm confused.
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You're not.
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Well, he fine. Can I have your
fake brother's real number?
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I'd like to climb that family tree.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Okay, so the writing prompt
is as follows...
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You're gonna write a paragraph
about a cat with a silly job.
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I know. It's silly, but it's fun.
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And then after we're finished,
you're gonna read them aloud...
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Um, sorry, Zara and Joya,
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why are you guys
not in your assigned seats?
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Well, she keeps taking all
the stickers off my folder
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and then putting them on hers.
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No, I'm not.
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She keeps hitting me
and taking my pencil.
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That was my pencil, dummy.
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Oh! Okay. No.
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That's enough.
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We will treat each other with kindness.
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Now, please, get up and go
back to your regular seats.
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You don't get to decide where you sit.
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So, Zara and Joya don't get
along the best,
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and lately, it's been getting worse.
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Kids rub each other the wrong
way from time to time,
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but it's okay, no problem.
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I know how to handle these things.
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I've watched so many unlikely
animal friend videos
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that I don't even know
what "unlikely" means anymore.
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I'll beat you up.
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I'm pretty sure that was
"I'll beam you up."
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Like, clearly, she's a Trekkie.
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She wants to beam her up on her ship.
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Her friend-ship.
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My dad's in town
for a big landscaping job,
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and he wanted to stop by
to see where I work.
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Probably so he could tell me
what he finds unsatisfactory
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about it to my face...
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with love.
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Dang, can you blink?
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Is this one of those "Stranger Things"?
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What's your favorite song, Gregory?!
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Dad. Hello. Welcome to Abbott.
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Thank you for having me, son.
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I'm Lt. Colonel Martin Eddie.
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- Ten hut.
- At ease.
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Here's my business card.
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Let me know if you have
any landscaping needs.
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Eddie Lawn and Care can take
care of any job during any season.
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Mm.
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Don't look at me like that.
He gave me his number.
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Let me get you checked in,
and then I'll show you around.
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Your Hotmail account
is very brave, Mr. Eddie.
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I wouldn't trust a landscaper
with any other e-mail service.
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You doing your taxes?
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You know you can claim
stray cats as dependents?
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Taxes. People still doing that?
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No, I'm trying to crunch the numbers
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on my fantasy football squad to find out
why Mr. Johnson beat me.
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It was that damn Garoppolo.
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That's the last time
I draft based on hotness.
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What are you doing?
You already took that.
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Looking for your fantasy football team,
'cause it's trash.
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Well, now you about
to face me in the finals,
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and I do not respect my elders.
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There's only two things I'm scared of...
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Facing Mr. Johnson
and having to kill my granny
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during the zombie apocalypse.
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You know, Mr. Johnson's always the first
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to claim a player on the waiver wire.
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That's why he's been cleaning up.
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They should make him the new Mr. Clean.
He's already bald.
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Double trouble.
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Dad, this is Melissa.
Melissa, this is my father.
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You got a good end-season
management strategy?
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I'm busy.
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So, this is your lounge?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You need some plants in here.
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The air is stale.
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Uh, don't mind us.
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We're just green-thumbing through
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"Better Hoods and Gardens,"
looking for ideas.
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Dad, these are my coworkers,
Jacob and Barbara.
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Mr. Eddie, wonderful to meet you.
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The caretakers of the flourishing
Abbott Elementary Garden welcome you.
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I could have sworn I saw
the plants getting protected
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from frost using cut two-liter bottles.
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A classic Eddie family method,
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except someone improved
slightly on the design.
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Y-You say "improved"?
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Well, gotta give it up
for my girl Barb for that one.
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Well, that and Sprite.
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Ah, no, no, Mr. Hill.
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That was all you,
that ingenious invention.
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No... No, it wasn't.
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I thought you did it after you
put all that mulch in?
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Huh?
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Well, what about the cute little labels
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letting us know what everything is?
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Not me. I don't know
how to write in cursive.
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- Gregory.
- Hmm?
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Have you been secretly
tending to the garden?
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Yes.
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For how long?
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The entire time.
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But I planted the daffodils.
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You did. Just wrong.
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They were crowding each other
out, so I had to replant them.
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Look at you,
showing a little initiative.
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Well... Well, what about
the collard greens I planted?
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That was spinach, which is not
an easy mistake to make.
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Not tolerating incompetence.
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I like that.
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Thank you, Dad.
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Gregory, why would you sow secretly?
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Why would you prune privately?
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Why would you cull clandestinely?
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- Hidden hoe-ing and whatnot?
- Are you done?
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Barbara, hit him one more time.
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Why would you be tight-lipped
about tilling?
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Everything we planted was a lie?
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No, no, no, no.
Some of those, um, weeds were yours.
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Oh. So, you just silly, huh?
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I knew nothing could keep you
out of the dirt.
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And he has been secretly
tending the garden
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this whole time, like some sort of
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plant Santa Claus.
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Like a Planta Claus.
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Uh, Janine, there's
a skirmish developing
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that needs your attention.
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Yes, uh, Zara and Joya?
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I am aware. It's in process.
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They weren't getting along earlier,
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so I made them buddies for the week.
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Quality time will nurture understanding,
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and, you know, it'll lead
to a beautiful,
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blossoming flower of a friendship.
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I say "flower" because we were
talking about the garden.
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I thought it was because
you're dressed like a peony.
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Anyway, trust the process.
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Before you know it,
those two will be inseparable,
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like peas and pods and...
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Dang! You got milked!
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Nope, nope, nope! Nope!
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No, no. Yeah, just trust the process.
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So, I heard one of your kids
got hit in a milk-by.
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Just kicking the dust
off their friendship.
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I don't think they like each other.
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Okay, guys, you know what?
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These kids should be able to get along,
and I can get them there.
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Yes. Look, my mom and sister
used to fight all the time,
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and I would mediate.
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I was both the crisis negotiator
and the hostage.
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I was Jack Bauer and Jack Bauer.
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And now they're closer than ever.
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Doesn't your sister live in Colorado?
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Physically, but emotionally,
she never left.
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I don't know. Some people just
hate each other, and that's fine.
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That's right. I don't like
Janine, and it's going great.
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Well, I'm a pacifist.
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You mess with me, I'm-a pass
a fist across your face.
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Well, I don't hate anyone.
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Except for Jimmy Dontel-Anderson.
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- Goodnight.
- Yeah, in sixth grade,
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he threw a handful of grapes at me
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while I was doing my solo
in "Moulin Rouge Jr."
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One went right into my mouth,
straight down my throat,
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and I had to give myself the Heimlich.
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Our chorus teacher didn't even
stop playing.
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She just...
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You know, the show must go on.
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Okay, Sophia, you're up to read
the family tree report.
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Melissa, I have something
urgent to discuss with you.
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Be right back. What's going on?
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It's about the fantasy football
championships.
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Why'd I even ask?
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At the end of his sermon,
I heard my pastor
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say that Christian McCaffrey
might not play this weekend.
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Then he said some nonsense
about gambling
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not being of the Lord,
but I was on my way out.
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McCaffrey is Mr. Johnson's best player.
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Exactly. And if I pick up
his backup first,
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like a Black woman on "The Voice,"
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he has no chance of winning.
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Waiver wire opens at 2:00.
You distract him,
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and then I'll pick up
McCaffrey's backup.
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Uh-huh. What's in it for me?
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4% of my fantasy winnings.
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20%, and your shelf in the fridge.
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Damn. That's where I keep
my various mustards.
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The Buddy System was too
surface-level for Joya and Zara.
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They need to know what's going
on internally with each other,
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truly empathize.
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So, I'm having them do a project
where they trace one another
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and then fill it in with all the things
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that make their partner special.
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So... Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It looks like fun.
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I wish somebody would trace me.
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I think I'd be like 95%
"Family Matters" re-runs
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and then 5% Dunkaroos.
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In conclusion, it was very nice
getting to know Quagmire.
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It's Quahir.
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Okay. Alright, guys. That's good.
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Alright, um, you know what?
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Let's have Joya and Zara go next.
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Come on up.
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Here you can see that Joya
is full of poop,
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not just where you expect poop to be...
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Everywhere, especially her big head.
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Alright, you know what, Zara?
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That was not the assignment.
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Unlike Zara, I actually
did the assignment.
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You can see she likes gum,
Gucci flip flops, and Roblox.
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Okay, now, that was actually
what I was...
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I'm not done.
I want to talk about the outside, too.
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Smelly breath, smelly farts,
smelly pits,
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because she stinks.
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Whoa!
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You know what? That's the final straw.
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Do you two want to watch
"Toy Story" tomorrow?
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Which one? I can't do 3 again.
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Alright, well, you're not
gonna be watching any of them
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unless you guys find a way
to settle this.
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If you're mature enough
to make the graphic drawings,
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then you're mature enough
to work this out.
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Find a solution or you'll be
in the library for Movie Friday.
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And we are watching
the first "Toy Story."
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The third one makes me cry.
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So, get back to your seats,
please. Thank you.
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Oh, hey, Pop. I mean, uh, sir.
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Yeah, you're funny. I just
wanted to tell you how proud I was
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of your little gardening method.
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- Sorry?
- Don't be.
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Frankly, I'm quite impressed
you continued
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our landscaping legacy.
250
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,557
Well, I couldn't let
those plants just die.
251
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,227
If you're available,
come help me out on this job.
252
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,270
Earn some extra cash,
maybe take that Amber girl
253
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,232
out on a proper date
to a French restaurant
254
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,776
that you can't pronounce.
255
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:52,819
You want my input?
256
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,362
Oui, oui.
257
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,864
Uh, o-okay. Yeah, sure.
258
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,991
I'll take it.
259
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:02,411
So, you're taking your gardening skills
260
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,455
out into the broad daylight,
261
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,207
Mr. "What We Do In The Shadows"?
262
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,639
It's just for a little extra cash.
263
00:11:07,664 --> 00:11:08,890
Mm.
264
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:14,131
You look like you're trying
to mute a smile.
265
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,675
I am?
266
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,136
Mm-hmm.
267
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,930
I don't think my dad's
ever asked for my input
268
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,139
on anything before, except for that time
269
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,850
when he asked
if I thought I was being funny.
270
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,270
You caught me.
271
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,980
I'm happy.
272
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,398
I think I'm experiencing
what they refer to
273
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,650
as Black boy joy,
even though I am a man.
274
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,947
You see that? They're getting along.
275
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,115
I haven't had a problem
the entire morning.
276
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,867
Hey!
277
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,202
Are you the girl
I'm supposed to beat up?
278
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,537
You a little small for an eighth grader,
279
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,789
but I don't discriminate.
280
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,082
Hey.
281
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,250
There she is.
282
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,460
That's the girl who said
she's gonna beat you up.
283
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,421
I heard your sister been saying
that my sister's full of poop.
284
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,755
Wait, no one's been saying anyone is...
285
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,549
And I heard your sister's been
saying my sister's smelly.
286
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,342
Well, smells like your
whole family smelling smelly.
287
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,094
Fight!
288
00:12:05,978 --> 00:12:07,719
Come at me, sis! No, I ain't scared!
289
00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:08,789
And don't hide behind
that eighth grader!
290
00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:09,857
She can't help you!
291
00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:11,133
Okay, I am a full grown woman,
292
00:12:11,158 --> 00:12:12,824
and there is a better way
to handle this, girls.
293
00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:14,208
Below the belt, Keke!
294
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,986
Smash her like she smashed my milk!
295
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,946
Stop! You guys! Yeah, Ava, get them.
296
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,531
Only in America.
297
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,575
Hey, hey, relax. This is designer.
298
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:27,413
What in the Earth, Wind,
and Fire is going on here?
299
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,040
Yeah, I don't know.
300
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,751
Zara, Joya, I asked you guys
to handle this
301
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,210
and you said you came to an agreement.
302
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:37,098
Yeah, we agreed that our sisters
would fight each other.
303
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,760
Shame to see my queens fight.
304
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,429
But I thought Ms. Teagues
was gonna get molly-whopped.
305
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,685
Hey, Tasia, come here.
306
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,687
Can you do Ms. Schemmenti a favor?
307
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,440
Can you take this tub of dirty
paint water and empty it out
308
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,150
in the sink in the bathroom
at the end of the hall?
309
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,944
I doubt it, but I'll try.
310
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,990
Oh.
311
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,229
Operation Splash Interference
is in effect.
312
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:11,123
Ms. Schemmenti,
I spilled all over the bathroom.
313
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,249
I'm sorry.
314
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,085
You did great, kid.
315
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:23,361
Attention Abbott Custodian,
A. K. A. Mr. Johnson.
316
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:26,430
We have a drop and mop.
Drop what you're doing and mop.
317
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,683
Report to the girls' bathroom
at the east end hallway,
318
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,018
ASAPington.
319
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,603
I haven't seen a mess like this
320
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,814
since the Playboy Mansion in '86.
321
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,821
Okay, everybody knows
that bathroom is a dead zone
322
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,781
for cell service,
and he still got an Obama phone.
323
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,157
Okay, well, hurry up, because it's 2:00
324
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,951
and he mops at a rate of 4 SPMs...
325
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,703
Squeegees per minute.
326
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,829
- What the...
- What's the matter?
327
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,913
- Did you get him?
- He's gone.
328
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,956
He picked up the backup.
329
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,666
But the waiver wire just opened
330
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,376
and he's in the middle of cell hell.
331
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,086
Well, that old man's mop bucket
must have Ethernet,
332
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,170
because he got him.
333
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,676
There's no crying in fantasy football.
334
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,888
Ground's still a bit frozen.
335
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,474
Make sure you use that good
Eddie musculature I gave you.
336
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,978
Don't work so hard, son.
337
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,591
You know what happened to John Henry.
338
00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:21,913
You know, uh, I've been
giving it some thought.
339
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,239
What if I added an "and son"
to Eddie Lawn and Care?
340
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,782
Eddie and Son and Lawn and Care?
341
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,617
No.
342
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,828
Eddie and Son Lawn Care.
343
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:37,126
What about your, uh,
your fake son from the flier?
344
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,544
Great model.
345
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,628
Terrible gardener.
346
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,756
What are you trying to say, Dad?
347
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:42,798
I mean, we've talked about me
working for you.
348
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,467
You tell me to do something, I do it,
349
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,302
you say, "Nope, not like that."
350
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,054
I then correct it, and you go,
"No, that's still not it."
351
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,098
Then you say, "Fine,
I'll just do it myself."
352
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,058
Then I watch you do exactly what I did,
353
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,269
and then you say, "What an improvement."
354
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,938
I'm not asking you to work for me.
355
00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,774
I'm asking you to work with me.
356
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,055
Why now?
357
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,170
Look, I'm trying to get into
business with you,
358
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,781
and eventually, I'm gonna retire
and leave it to you,
359
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,116
but first, I just needed to know
you could carry your own weight,
360
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,868
and you can.
361
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,203
I've never seen you more confident.
362
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,794
Ooh.
363
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,255
What a wonderful drawing of a...
A poop head.
364
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,382
Yeah. My fighting students.
365
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,652
Oh.
366
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,720
Well, I see that you signed up
for my office hour.
367
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,095
Oh, yeah, yeah.
368
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,121
So, I'll see you in a week and a half.
369
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,267
And what do you know?
370
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,852
Just like that, a spot opened up.
371
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:40,105
Hmm.
372
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,941
Okay.
373
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,152
Alright, so, I'm upset with myself
374
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,113
about how things turned out
with Zara and Joya.
375
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,158
I feel like all of my solutions
just created more problems.
376
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,410
I feel like I really got my math
wrong with this one.
377
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,205
Janine, this isn't math.
378
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,458
The two of them just don't
enjoy each other's company.
379
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,668
What's wrong with that?
380
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:04,213
I'm... I'm not sure.
381
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,007
Just people not getting along,
it makes me uncomfortable.
382
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,886
Well, have you reflected on why that is?
383
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,972
No, but I have tried journaling.
384
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,181
Janine, has there ever been a time
385
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,935
where you've had to sit with conflict?
386
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,437
Well, yeah, my mom used to do
these things
387
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,315
that would really upset my sister,
388
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:27,361
and, you know, they kind of
would get into their squabbles,
389
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:31,115
and I would get put in
the middle of their squabbles,
390
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,908
and they would want me to choose sides,
391
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,077
and I just wanted it to stop.
392
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,955
Mm. It was awful.
393
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,291
Even now, when my sister comes to visit,
394
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,126
she doesn't want my mom to know.
395
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,087
And if she does, they get all squabbly.
396
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,340
And as difficult as that sounds,
I have to tell you,
397
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,925
this is not about them.
398
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,385
This is about you.
399
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:55,389
You need to become comfortable
being uncomfortable.
400
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,934
Sometimes, two people just
don't like each other,
401
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,854
like me and that usher at church.
402
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,566
I'll sit where I want to sit. Mm.
403
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,109
- Hey, Barbara?
- Hmm?
404
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,861
See you next week for office hour?
405
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,321
Wait a minute, I thought this was...
406
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,198
Oh, Barbara.
I'm gonna have a ton of problems
407
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,491
by then, too.
408
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,870
Janine, don't make me call
a 7th grader to beat you up.
409
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,622
Not funny.
410
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,541
Now that we have our jar
and our wet paper towel,
411
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,419
we're gonna take the seed
and put it inside the wet paper towel
412
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,047
so that it can germinate inside the jar.
413
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,341
But remember that the seeds
are very fragile,
414
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,843
so we have to take extra special care
415
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,386
to make sure that they can grow.
416
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,597
Look, Mr. Eddie, I'm Jason.
417
00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:41,185
Okay. Now, Jordan Peele
that off your face
418
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,395
so we can go through
the steps of germination.
419
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,023
Wow, look at you.
420
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,524
Got your fingers in the mud
with your pops
421
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,610
and it inspired you
to embrace your roots.
422
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,073
It went well with your dad, though?
423
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,950
He actually asked me
to run the company with him.
424
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,702
Mama told me there'd be days like this.
425
00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,703
I'm not leaving Abbott, Jacob.
426
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,456
I said no.
427
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,874
Obviously. Yeah.
428
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,126
No, I never...
I never thought you would.
429
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,796
Actually, he, uh...
Noticed how confident I seemed,
430
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,214
and I said it's because I'm at Abbott.
431
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,466
First time I've been at a place
that I love,
432
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,717
doing something that I love.
433
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:14,802
Yeah, with people that you love?
434
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,136
No, I didn't say that.
435
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,097
But this job did give me confidence.
436
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,556
You know, I never liked
gardening before,
437
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,309
but I like doing it here.
438
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,103
Well, I, for one, am happy to know
439
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,437
that we will be gardening together.
440
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,690
Green thumb buddies.
441
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,526
Mr. Eddie,
I accidentally dropped my seed
442
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,237
into my mouth and then
I accidentally ate it.
443
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,906
Am I going to have a lemon tree
grow inside my belly?
444
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,032
Well, let's think about it.
445
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,034
Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
446
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,452
Yes.
447
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,124
Alright, let's go to the nurse.
448
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,753
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
449
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,924
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
450
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,095
Is it hard when people I care
about don't like each other?
451
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,222
Of course. If I had it my way,
Woody and Buzz
452
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,141
would have started out friends, yeah.
453
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,642
But I have to learn to accept
454
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,312
that what my students
are feeling is real.
455
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,815
'Cause this is real life and not Pixar.
456
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,608
♪ ...rough ahead ♪
457
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,028
♪ And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed ♪
458
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,280
Oh.
459
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,907
♪ You just remember
what your old pal said ♪
460
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:23,844
♪ You've got a friend in me ♪
461
00:19:25,592 --> 00:19:28,017
♪ Just reme... ♪ I don't...
462
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,335
I don't know the rest of the lyrics.
463
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,670
See ya. Whoa.
464
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,880
Uh, what are you two doing here?
465
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,256
We're here to pick up our sisters.
466
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,966
Oh.
467
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,886
Okay, so you just happened
to be here at the same time,
468
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,805
and you're getting along very...
Very cordial?
469
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,474
Cordial? Nah, we friends.
470
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,892
- Yeah.
- Friends?
471
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,436
Yeah. After you stopped us from
fighting, we got to talking.
472
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,438
Seems like we have
some common interests.
473
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,800
We both love butterflies.
474
00:19:50,825 --> 00:19:51,857
Aww.
475
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,525
And beating people up.
476
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,986
Okay. Well, you know what?
477
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,947
That's wonderful, girls. Really. It is.
478
00:19:58,947 --> 00:19:59,948
Have a good night, okay?
479
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,116
You, too. Bye.
480
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,619
Bye.
481
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,841
Hey, it's Ayesha. You know what to do.
482
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,386
Hey, Ayesha.
483
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,763
It's me. Um...
484
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,598
I was wondering if
you were gonna still come visit,
485
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,643
because I think you should.
486
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,061
And don't worry.
487
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,396
I won't tell Mom.
488
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,231
I promise.
489
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,692
So, just give me a call back.
490
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,236
Okay.
491
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,738
The champ is here.
492
00:20:44,763 --> 00:20:47,054
Start calling me Sir Johnson,
493
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,207
as I have been knighted
by the Queen of Trash herself,
494
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:54,871
Ava's fantasy football roster. Oh!
495
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:57,481
You only won 'cause you got on
the waiver wire before I could.
496
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,966
Which, by the way,
how is that even possible?
497
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,384
Didn't you have a spill to clean up?
498
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,845
Yeah, on aisle three-peat.
499
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,305
- Hey, here's your cut.
- What?!
500
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,974
You're helping him out?
501
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,892
You were the one jumping
on the waiver wire.
502
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,520
Yeah, I thought you had
a moral objection to the NFL.
503
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,064
And while those
moral objections still stand,
504
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,358
I will do anything to see my man smile.
505
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