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Wow. You are staring
very intensely at your phone.
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- Yeah.
- Don't listen to what
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the eighth graders say
about the way you dress.
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You are making a fashion statement.
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What? Oh, no. I'm preparing
to do a FaceTime call
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with my sister. It's her birthday.
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Oh, my gosh. Can I finally meet her?
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Yeah, s-sure, but just a warning...
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- She can be really intense.
- Really?
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- Like, how so?
- I don't know.
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She's just, like, over the top.
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Like, kind of no self-awareness,
just really nosy.
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- She's just a lot.
- Got it.
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Well, thanks for the warning.
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Time to meet your sister
from another mister.
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Okay. Alright.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday, Ayesha!
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That's my friend, Jacob.
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Great to meet you!
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Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
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I'm sorry.
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I should've turned the volume down.
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Her voice... It just carries, you know?
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So, any fun plans?
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Uh, yeah, I might go out
with some friends.
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They just got married, so...
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Ooh. TMI.
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You know? It's like, "Why are
you telling me all of this?
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I am not your therapist."
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Well, you know what?
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I hope you have a good one.
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Yeah. Uh, thanks for calling.
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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Bye. Bye. Oh, my God. She is impossible
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to get off the phone with.
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Every call is like the length
between Netflix seasons.
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It's like... I don't
remember what happened
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on the last season of "Stranger Things."
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That was 10 years ago.
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Yeah. I-I don't know.
I think she seemed nice.
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I could see us really,
you know, hitting it off.
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And she just holds you captive
and she won't let you get away
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and she just goes on and on and on.
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And right when you think it's
over, she just keeps going.
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You know? And I have a story for you.
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You might want to sit down,
'cause this one has a lot of turns.
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So...
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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And then Zach brought me
breakfast in bed,
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which is something I only
thought happened in movies.
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And that led to some
other stuff that happens
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in, you know, other kind of movies.
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All I'm saying is
my relaysh is sensaysh.
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That means my relationship
is sensational.
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Well, Gary hasn't made
any plans that I know of yet.
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So just in case he turns out
to be a total gavone,
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I called Barclay Prime
and made a backup rez.
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- Rez...
- Zervation.
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I know how abbreviations work...
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Mr. C.
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Hmm. Gerald and I have
been so preoccupied,
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we forgot it was Valentine's Day.
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Didn't make a reservation.
Now everything is booked up.
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Girl, we're gonna end up
going to Popeyes.
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You should try airport restaurants.
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Yeah, people don't realize that
you can make a reservation there.
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It's like the best-kept secret
in the city.
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That's true,
and Airport Chickie N' Pete's
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has the best lobster roll in Philly.
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You can quote me on that.
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- Gregory.
- Hmm?
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So, how's your... relaysh going
with your student's parent?
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Worst possible way to phrase that.
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Former student's parent.
And it's going well.
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It's me and Amber's first Valentine's
Day, so I want to get it right.
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Bought three gifts, and I'm still trying
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to decide which two to send back.
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Oh. Ooh, nail biter.
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Well, I do fancy myself
quite the gift-giver,
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- so if you need help kinda...
- No.
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Hello, everyone!
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So, I found this
Valentine in my mailbox,
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and it's from "a secret admirer."
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Candy heart with my name on it.
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Is this from one of you guys?
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My Valentine's Day plans?
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Well, Mo is coming by after
school with a surprise gift.
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So I have no idea what to expect
since I don't know him that well,
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but based on what I do know,
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he has easy access
to shipping materials.
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And I always need tape, so...
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Aww. Happy Valentine's Day
to you, too, Iggy.
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Yeah, you might see me tonight.
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I already have car insurance!
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Hey, Tristan.
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Tristan's a hot dad in the
91st percentile of hot dads.
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He's got a kid in Jacob's class,
and he's handsome.
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He looks like men do
before they have kids.
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I'm here to complain.
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Oh.
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Please continue.
I take umbrage with the fact
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that Mr. Hill, a white teacher,
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is teaching Black history to my son
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and other students
during Black History Month.
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Okay, Mr. Umbrage. What do
you want me to do about it?
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You could have a Black teacher
teaching it.
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Or we could keep having
Mr. Hill teach it,
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because if you think about it,
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underpaying a white teacher
to teach Black history
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is almost reparation.
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Fine. Well, I can't do anything
until I observe for myself.
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Never heard you utter a word.
Now you bust out "umbrage."
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- Miss Teagues?
- Yes?
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Did you get my valentine?
The heart candy?
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Oh. Yes. Yes.
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Um, the one in my mailbox.
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Yes, I did get your valentine.
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Thank you, Donnie.
That was very, very kind of you.
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What if you made another valentine
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and you gave it to someone
in your desk pod?
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Eh. They're girls.
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I need a woman.
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So, this happens from time to time.
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Students form a real bond with teachers,
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which is understandable, but sometimes
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it get confused
and turns into a little crush.
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Plus, I look like a giant kid,
so they get confused even more.
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Internet sucks today, right?
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Not one scandal? Do better, Twitter.
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You teenagers today
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are so boring paying all that attention.
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Class, if you are wondering
why Principal Coleman
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is sitting in today, fret not.
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It's just a standard,
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run-of-the-mill classroom observation.
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There's absolutely...
nothing to worry about.
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I'm a little worried.
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This is very un-standard
and out-of-the-mill for Ava.
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We all know how we have
been taught to think
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about Martin Luther King Jr.
And Malcolm X,
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but they were actually much more similar
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in their philosophies
by the end of their lives
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than they were at the beginning.
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Yeah, I mean, people said
they didn't get along,
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but that's not true.
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Talk about it.
Anybody else know anything
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about their real relationship?
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They almost swapped
philosophies towards the end.
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- Oh, for real?
- For real.
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White people wanted to pit them
against each other.
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That is right, Paul.
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See, history is constantly
being rewritten.
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That is why you need to
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question everything, okay?
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You should even question me,
a white teacher.
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Okay.
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Did I black out and
rearrange my desk again?
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I saved this for you.
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Oh...
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Extra napkins are in
the top left drawer.
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Uh... Excuse me, Donnie.
Did you straighten up my desk?
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I did.
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I see a real future with us.
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So, I made reservations
at the airport Cibo Bistro.
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Got us a table right by the window
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so we could see the planes take off.
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Yeah. Gerald loves to see them go.
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Well, I still have no word from Gary.
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I swear, if I find out
he is dipping his chip
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into someone else's dip, it'll
be the last time he sells chips.
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He will come through.
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Oh, he better, or I'm pulling
the plug on him like we did
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my Aunt Denise,
and that sure woke her up,
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so maybe it'll make Gary come around.
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Well, girl, I'll see you later.
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I've got to go look into
the TSA airport check-in thing.
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Well, you know you have to buy a ticket
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to get through airport security, right?
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Wait. What... Ooh!
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I have been cruises only
for the past two decades.
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That's why I told you.
Now I'm back to square one.
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Ooh! Sorry.
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Hey, Melissa? Hey.
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- Yeah.
- Can I get your help with something?
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Yeah. Okay, so, I have this kid Donnie,
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and he has a little crush on me.
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I thought it would blow over,
but he just won't let up.
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I mean, he's always going out
of his way to try to impress me
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and, like, fixing stuff up
in my classroom.
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And I don't even know.
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He's, like, sometimes
just staring at me.
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You know what I mean?
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And to get my attention,
he does this little knock thing.
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Eh, I don't know. I mean, I thought...
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I thought it was nothing at first,
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but now I think he might have
actual feelings for me.
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Yeah, no. That's just...
That's puppy love, Dolittle.
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It'll pass.
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Look, I-I do not think that it'll pass,
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and I am so glad you
finally know that he likes you!
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, it's
pretty obvious at this point.
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Ohh! I am so relieved!
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I thought I was the only one who knew,
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and I really wanted to tell you,
but I couldn't because,
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you know, he's my friend, too,
and bro code.
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Wow. Didn't know you two
were tight like that.
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I mean, we're only best friends.
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- What?
- When he bought all that candy,
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that's when I put the pieces together.
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What do you mean
"bought all that candy"?
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It was just one little heart candy.
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No! Remember? Gregory
bought like so much candy.
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- Gregory?
- Yeah.
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I was talking about Donnie in my class.
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Yes. Yeah. So was I.
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Donnie. Donald. Yeah.
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Um, I actually think I'm...
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I am really late for a meeting with...
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No, no. No, no, no. You're lying.
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You... You said Gregory.
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Like, our Gregory? The school's Gregory?
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I don't... You know what?
Actually, I don't
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even know anymore. I forgot. Um...
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Gregory likes me?
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Which you totally already knew, right?
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So Gregory told you this?
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Not exactly, but when
I called him on it and said,
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"Do you have feelings for Janine?"
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- he, like, didn't answer.
- Oh, God.
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That could mean anything.
Or nothing, really.
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But it's also the way
he pays attention to you.
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He knows all of your interests.
He's always around you.
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Oh, Jacob, we work together!
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And what about the dancing at
the club I wasn't invited to?
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That... See, that... That was, uh...
That was nothing.
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And, uh, it was fun. It was just fun.
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Yeah, well, not to brag, but I think
I know something about crushes.
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I wrote a 14-page
research paper in college
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about the psychological effects
of longing for someone
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and not acting on it.
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Gregory does not like me
like that, okay?
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We are just friends.
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He has a girlfriend, Amber,
who is so different from me.
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I mean, honestly.
Could not be more different.
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Gregory doesn't like me.
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Gregory... liking me?
That cannot be true.
249
00:09:44,541 --> 00:09:47,335
It has to be another one
of Jacob's theories,
250
00:09:47,335 --> 00:09:50,213
like the one he has about all
the teachers here disliking him,
251
00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:51,673
which is false.
252
00:09:51,673 --> 00:09:53,132
Only a handful of them do.
253
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Say, like, 30% to 60%.
254
00:09:55,593 --> 00:09:58,429
Unlike Phase One Tony Stark,
255
00:09:58,429 --> 00:10:02,365
Malcolm X and Martin Luther King
were both anti-capitalists.
256
00:10:03,142 --> 00:10:05,436
You seem a little shaky, Mr. Hill.
257
00:10:05,436 --> 00:10:06,688
- Are you good?
- Oh, yeah.
258
00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:10,287
I'm good. I am... totally fine.
259
00:10:12,235 --> 00:10:15,321
Ava has been
in my last three classes, okay?
260
00:10:15,321 --> 00:10:17,240
Either this is some
time-intensive prank,
261
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,158
or I am getting fired...
262
00:10:19,158 --> 00:10:21,369
for teaching Black history.
263
00:10:21,369 --> 00:10:24,706
I flew too close to the sun.
264
00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:27,240
Like an anti-racist Icarus.
265
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,003
Yes, uh, Principal Coleman?
266
00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:31,713
Just making sure you
don't leave out the part
267
00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:34,299
about Martin Luther King Jr.
Wanting universal basic income.
268
00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:36,050
You mentioned it two periods ago,
269
00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,802
but you forgot to
mention it last period.
270
00:10:37,802 --> 00:10:42,015
Uh, thank you, Ms. Coleman,
for publicly calling me in.
271
00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:43,683
You know what? Let's course-correct.
272
00:10:43,683 --> 00:10:46,519
Everybody grab a partner. We are
gonna do some paired reading, okay?
273
00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:48,104
I think we've got an odd number today,
274
00:10:48,104 --> 00:10:49,397
so there's gonna have to be
a group of three.
275
00:10:49,397 --> 00:10:50,815
Why don't you just pair
somebody up with me?
276
00:10:52,108 --> 00:10:53,985
You want to... read?
277
00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:56,487
It be your own teachers, don't it?
278
00:10:57,363 --> 00:11:00,199
That's... Oh, sorry.
279
00:11:00,199 --> 00:11:02,410
I was just thinking about
something Jacob said.
280
00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:04,287
It was zany, really.
281
00:11:04,287 --> 00:11:07,457
He said that someone likes me,
which I don't think they do.
282
00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:09,584
But, you know, what's a surefire
way to know if someone likes you?
283
00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,711
Well, who did Jacob say liked you?
284
00:11:11,711 --> 00:11:13,171
Oh, I don't want to go into details.
285
00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:14,547
Yes, you do. You brought it up.
286
00:11:14,547 --> 00:11:16,049
And why are we talking about this?
287
00:11:16,049 --> 00:11:17,675
I thought you made a friend for this.
288
00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:20,762
♪ I know who it is ♪
289
00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:23,041
Okay, you know what? You guys
are right. Let's not talk about it.
290
00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:24,234
It's Gregory!
291
00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:26,517
What? W-Why would you guess that?
292
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,311
'Cause it's blatantly obvious.
293
00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:30,939
I mean, he absolutely likes you.
294
00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:34,442
Although I think that workplace
romances are a terrible idea.
295
00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:37,362
Yeah. That's why I never
tried anything with him.
296
00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,739
Also, I have a boyfriend.
But mostly Barb's reason.
297
00:11:39,739 --> 00:11:41,407
So, wait. Everyone just...
Just knows this?
298
00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:42,867
Yeah, y'all the only two dummies
299
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:44,410
that don't know
that you like each other.
300
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,788
Whoa! But you do like him, right?
301
00:11:46,788 --> 00:11:49,832
Despite you lack of swag,
height, and good outfits,
302
00:11:49,832 --> 00:11:51,002
he thinks you're cute, but just don't
303
00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:52,168
do anything nasty on school grounds,
304
00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:53,711
because if I can't, then y'all can't.
305
00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:55,463
I-I can't believe what I'm hearing.
306
00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:57,757
You know... 'Cause I-I-I can't
like Gregory. 'Cause I like Maurice.
307
00:11:57,757 --> 00:12:00,134
Sweetheart, it is possible
to like two people
308
00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:01,803
at the same time.
309
00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:04,764
This is wild. This cannot be a thing.
310
00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:06,724
You know, I am dating
Gregory's friend Maurice,
311
00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,267
and Gregory's dating Amber.
312
00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:09,727
Plus, we work together.
313
00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:11,354
So, then what would happen?
314
00:12:11,354 --> 00:12:14,065
We see each other
during the day and at night?
315
00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:16,234
We'd, you know, tell each other stuff
316
00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:18,778
and feel comfortable together?
317
00:12:18,778 --> 00:12:23,748
Like, share our deepest thoughts,
and, you know... a life.
318
00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:26,953
It's gross, honestly. Just... blegh.
319
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,418
Zach, you can't be
setting up all this in here!
320
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,003
Somebody should really be monitoring
321
00:12:35,003 --> 00:12:36,671
what's allowed to go on at this campus.
322
00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:38,172
Jacob has a free period,
323
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,508
and I'm surprising him with
a Valentine's Day lunch.
324
00:12:40,508 --> 00:12:41,884
They get a free period?
325
00:12:41,884 --> 00:12:43,678
These teachers are lazy as hell!
326
00:12:43,678 --> 00:12:45,763
We were just about to dive
into the rhetoric that MLK used
327
00:12:45,763 --> 00:12:46,973
in his "I Have a Dream" speech.
328
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,475
Wait. Are you in Jacob's class?
329
00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:50,768
As, like, a student?
330
00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:52,145
No, I'm not a student,
331
00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:54,147
but thank you for noticing
my youthful glow.
332
00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:55,773
Some people think
I don't even have pores.
333
00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:58,067
I'm just observing because
I'm a very good principal.
334
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,485
How many classes have you observed?
335
00:12:59,485 --> 00:13:01,279
All of them. How am I
supposed to pass the final
336
00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:02,655
if I don't go to every class?
337
00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:04,449
Sounds like you're doing
more than just observing.
338
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:06,284
Sounds like you're actually
enjoying learning.
339
00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:08,286
I will kick your
Jacob-loving Saint Valentine ass
340
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:10,079
right out of this school.
I hate learning.
341
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,141
You just sound so passionate
and engaged.
342
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,209
I'm confused.
343
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,960
I'm confused.
344
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,087
I never liked school.
345
00:13:18,087 --> 00:13:19,297
Got in the way of college.
346
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,592
Now here I am, soaking up
Black history lessons
347
00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:23,760
from Jacob of all people.
348
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,470
- No offense.
- None taken.
349
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,472
Do you think that now
that you've ma-toured,
350
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,682
you're actually interested in learning?
351
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:30,933
That's interesting.
352
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,270
Ugh! Stop making good points.
353
00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,067
Hey. You got a second?
354
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:41,402
- Yeah, my kids are in gym, so...
- Okay. Good.
355
00:13:48,743 --> 00:13:51,496
Okay. I have something really
important I need to ask you.
356
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:52,705
Okay.
357
00:13:54,415 --> 00:13:56,083
Did Jacob already tell you?
358
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,878
I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean to.
359
00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:01,756
He thought I knew already,
which I didn't, so...
360
00:14:01,756 --> 00:14:03,883
Well, now that you do,
what do you think?
361
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:05,510
You think it's good enough?
362
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,178
That's a weird way to phrase it.
363
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:09,055
I don't think it's about
if it's good enough.
364
00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:10,807
I just think it's, you know...
It's... it's complicated.
365
00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,266
That's what I'm stuck on.
366
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,810
It's actually not that complicated.
367
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,812
But it is, though, Gregory.
I mean, it also...
368
00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:18,189
It's ages 12 and up.
How complicated could it be?
369
00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:19,857
Wait... S... Mnh.
370
00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:21,776
Sorry. Wait. Just... Time out. What?
371
00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:28,115
It's... It's got a lot of pieces,
but complicated it is not.
372
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:31,452
See, Amber's allergic to
real flowers, so it's a Lego set
373
00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:33,996
that you can build
into a bouquet of flowers.
374
00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:35,915
But if you think it's too much
or not enough...
375
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:39,001
Wait. So, this is your
Valentine's Day gift for Amber?
376
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:40,002
Yeah.
377
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:44,173
This is the coolest
friggin' gift I've ever seen.
378
00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,342
Okay, good. 'Cause I was worried.
379
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:47,969
You were worried? I was worried.
380
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:50,115
- About what? Okay.
- Doesn't matter.
381
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,472
Yeah, what does
matter is that I was right,
382
00:14:51,472 --> 00:14:53,015
and I will be telling Jacob that.
383
00:14:53,015 --> 00:14:56,352
Unh-unh. Javon, sit down! Thank you!
384
00:14:56,352 --> 00:14:57,436
What was that?
385
00:14:57,436 --> 00:14:59,105
That is so cool.
386
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,606
She's gonna love it.
387
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:01,674
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
388
00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:14,871
So, I didn't mean to tell you,
and I was feeling
389
00:15:14,871 --> 00:15:16,664
really bad about it at lunch,
but then I happened to walk by
390
00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:18,457
and I saw that you were having
a rather intense conversation,
391
00:15:18,457 --> 00:15:19,584
so if it went bad, don't blame me,
392
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,002
because, again,
I didn't mean to tell you,
393
00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:22,712
but if it went well,
give me credit, because...
394
00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:24,422
Do you want to shut up now
so that I can tell you?
395
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,215
- Yes.
- Okay.
396
00:15:26,215 --> 00:15:27,466
So, everything's fine.
397
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:30,595
In fact, everything is more than
fine because he really likes Amber.
398
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:33,264
So I'm off the hook.
In fact, there was never a hook.
399
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:35,016
Or a line. Or even a boat.
400
00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:37,018
So... yay.
401
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:39,395
I'm sorry. I thought...
Wait. Are you sure?
402
00:15:39,395 --> 00:15:41,063
Yes.
403
00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:44,233
And why be sorry? Everything's great.
404
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,193
He got her an amazing gift,
405
00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:48,905
the most romantic Legos I've ever seen,
406
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,865
so, obviously, he's really into her,
407
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:52,783
which means he's obviously not into me.
408
00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:54,493
Well, people can like
more than one person.
409
00:15:54,493 --> 00:15:55,995
That's not what's happening here.
410
00:15:55,995 --> 00:15:58,706
He really likes Amber.
And I'm really dating Mo.
411
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,127
Well, I guess Gregory's
love language is gifts.
412
00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:05,338
That's why he doesn't respond
to my words of affirmation.
413
00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:10,217
So, I have another surprise for you.
414
00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:11,969
Wait. Hold that thought.
415
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:13,638
Um, okay. Please don't fire me.
416
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,389
I can't get bad news while I'm eating.
417
00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:16,807
I have stress-induced IBS.
418
00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:18,726
No one's getting fired, honey.
419
00:16:18,726 --> 00:16:21,771
Ava is the surprise.
Tell him the big news.
420
00:16:21,771 --> 00:16:24,774
Although I am one of the
century's greatest autodidacts,
421
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,859
I found myself paying attention
in your class.
422
00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,071
I'll never get through this
if you're looking at me.
423
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:31,405
Turn around.
424
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,743
I'm going back to school,
I'm enrolling in night courses,
425
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,328
and I might even get the credential
426
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:38,871
I'm supposed to have to work here.
427
00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:42,458
Ava, that's... Wait.
So I'm not getting fired?
428
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,461
No! You're getting a raise!
In my teacher rankings.
429
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:47,880
You and Janine were
battling it out for last place.
430
00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:51,467
Miss Teagues?
431
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:54,595
Oh, hey. Look, Donnie, um...
432
00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:57,431
Valentine's Day is our
most confusing holiday.
433
00:16:57,431 --> 00:16:59,308
Look, I know you think
you have feelings for me,
434
00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:01,936
- but sometimes when we think we...
- Let me stop you.
435
00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:05,106
I don't think I like you anymore.
436
00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:07,525
It's not you. It's me.
437
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,443
- Oh.
- There's someone else.
438
00:17:13,739 --> 00:17:15,199
Can I have my Valentine back?
439
00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:18,285
Of course. Yes. Of course. Heh! Whew.
440
00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:21,622
I see I'm not the only one.
441
00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:24,750
These are the ones I'm gonna
be giving out, but thank you.
442
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,335
So I was like, "Malcolm X?
443
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:28,421
More like 'Malcolm Y we gotta be
in this class so long?'"
444
00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:34,260
Oh. Hey, Dad.
445
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,804
Paul and I were just discussing
today's Black history lesson.
446
00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:39,181
And I bet it was better considering
Mr. Hill wasn't teaching it.
447
00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:41,684
Oh, he was teaching it,
and he's gonna continue to.
448
00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:43,644
Don't judge him by the color of his skin
449
00:17:43,644 --> 00:17:45,688
or by the content of his class.
450
00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:48,441
Wow. I just made that up!
451
00:17:48,441 --> 00:17:51,027
So you didn't listen
to any of my concerns?
452
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:52,611
Why are you just now getting concerned?
453
00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:54,488
I found out in class
that Jacob teaches about
454
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:57,116
Black historical figures
all year, not just February.
455
00:17:57,141 --> 00:18:00,114
Did you just start
paying attention this month?
456
00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:05,249
Oh. I didn't know that.
457
00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:07,793
Nor did I. Looks like
we both learned something today.
458
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,587
Son.
459
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,090
See you later.
460
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,842
What a shame.
461
00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:18,259
So hot, yet so very annoying.
462
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:23,851
What's up, Amber?
463
00:18:23,851 --> 00:18:25,227
'Sup, Mo?
464
00:18:25,227 --> 00:18:27,146
Ooh, Telfar bag?!
465
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,148
Happy Valentine's Day to Janine!
466
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:30,775
I hope you and Gregory
went shopping together.
467
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,151
What are those? Gel-X?
468
00:18:32,151 --> 00:18:34,610
- Good eye.
- Okay.
469
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:37,782
Uh, hey. What's up? What you doing here?
470
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:39,450
I'm here to see Janine.
It's Valentine's Day.
471
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,369
- Duh.
- Right.
472
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,496
You think I just hang out
at schools for no reason, huh?
473
00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:45,122
Well, you ain't gotta wait here.
She's just down the hall.
474
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:46,540
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
475
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,501
Hi to you, too. Rude.
476
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,079
Look. He got her a Telfar bag.
477
00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:53,214
He... did.
478
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,510
- Oh, hey!
- Hey.
479
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,887
I was just about to come get you.
480
00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:01,514
Happy Valentine's Day.
481
00:19:01,514 --> 00:19:03,557
Oh, Mo!
482
00:19:03,557 --> 00:19:07,283
That's so sweet. Oh.
483
00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:10,272
What's wrong? You don't like it?
484
00:19:10,272 --> 00:19:12,483
Um, no, I-I just...
485
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,860
I think you forgot to put
the gift in the gift bag, so...
486
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:17,530
No, the gift is the bag.
487
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,198
Ohh! Oh, my God.
488
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:22,076
It's so shiny, I thought
it was a shopping bag.
489
00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:23,869
But this is... This is to put stuff in.
490
00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:25,162
Yeah. Classic bag technology.
491
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,997
Oh. Awesome. Wow!
492
00:19:26,997 --> 00:19:28,749
Well, careful, careful!
493
00:19:28,749 --> 00:19:30,209
Put the caps on those pens, girl.
494
00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:31,544
- That bag is expensive.
- Oh.
495
00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,879
I love it.
496
00:19:33,879 --> 00:19:35,756
I hope you like it.
It's limited edition,
497
00:19:35,756 --> 00:19:37,675
so I had to go everywhere to find it.
498
00:19:42,012 --> 00:19:43,764
Legos?
499
00:19:43,764 --> 00:19:46,100
Botanical Legos. They're pretty.
500
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,686
You know, since you're allergic
to real flowers.
501
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:51,689
And this is for me, not my kids?
502
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,065
That was the intention, yes.
503
00:19:55,609 --> 00:19:58,779
I say we get the kids involved,
we put that together...
504
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,614
That bag look good on you, girl.
505
00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:02,950
Aww. Thank you. It's a Teflon.
506
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,160
Telfar.
507
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,411
Oh.
508
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:07,204
Uh, your gift is so cool.
509
00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:09,517
You're gonna have so much fun with that.
510
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,627
Well, Happy Valentine's Day,
Janine... and Mo.
511
00:20:13,627 --> 00:20:17,884
Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day
to you two, too... also.
512
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:24,613
I purchased two tickets to Atlantic City
513
00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:26,557
on Spirit Airlines,
514
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:30,644
so Gerald and I are good to go
at Cibo's Bistro at the airport.
515
00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:31,812
Sweet. Mm.
516
00:20:31,837 --> 00:20:32,844
You're welcome to join us.
517
00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:33,981
Nope. Mnh-mnh.
518
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:35,566
Oh, we don't mind.
519
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,277
Heck, the tickets
cost less than the meal.
520
00:20:38,277 --> 00:20:40,029
No, no, no. You two deserve a nice night
521
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:41,780
to yourselves. Don't worry about me.
522
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,073
Okay.
523
00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:46,160
Hey. Look who finally decided to text.
524
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,078
Are you kidding me?
It's about work of all things.
525
00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:50,164
Gary wants me to take a picture
of the vending machine
526
00:20:50,164 --> 00:20:51,499
to see if we're running low on Doritos.
527
00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:53,000
Yeah...
528
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,919
I'm just making sure that...
529
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:58,631
Aww! Gary!
530
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:01,967
Welcome to the coo-de-grass.
531
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:05,054
Ohh! Well, it's "I..." I something you.
532
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,932
"I... I owe you"?
533
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,184
"I love you."
534
00:21:10,184 --> 00:21:11,852
I love you, too, Barb, but... Oh.
535
00:21:11,852 --> 00:21:14,396
Ohh! Is... Is this... You love me?
536
00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:16,941
Yeah! I love the crap out of you.
537
00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:19,068
I love you, too, you big gavone!
538
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,028
Don't ever scare me like that again!
539
00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:22,363
I won't. I won't.
540
00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:28,144
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