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- What else?
- This is impossible!
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No, nothing is impossible.
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Now, come on. Keep guessing.
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All the vowels are in the dump.
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What word has two X's and no vowels?
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Did Grimes have another kid?
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Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman
is stumped.
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All right, let's get
those guesses in, you guys.
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Nah, I got this. "R"!
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Nope.
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So I picked a word,
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but then a student sneezed
on another student.
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By the time we cleaned that up,
I'd forgotten the word.
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So I'm just stalling.
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But we've only got about
10 minutes till lunch,
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so we should be fine.
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- "Q"!
- Nope.
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- "L"!
- No.
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"T"! 11!
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Star! Semicolon!
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Semicolon, or colon?
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- Semicolon.
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♪ Dun-du-du-duuun ♪
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PECSA weekend!
Everybody make some noise!
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PECSA's!
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The annual Pennsylvania
Educational Conference
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for the Southeast Area.
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Held in Allentown, P.A.
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Ever heard of it?
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Oh, Allentown, P.A.?
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You mean the education
destination of Eastern P.A.,
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where teachers come together
to swap ideas and knowledge
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that will help them grow into
the greatest educators of all time?
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Uh, yeah, that Allentown!
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Ooh!
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I hear the keynote speech is gonna be
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about individualized educational plans.
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Can you stand it? Oh!
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The only keynote I plan on listening to
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is the sweet, sweet hum
of the indoor pool filter.
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Yeah, I'll know I nailed
this conference if it takes me
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a week to get the chlorine
smell out of my hair.
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Hold up. Absolute gasp.
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Yeah, you guys aren't going
to the keynote speech?
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Don't you two ever get tired
of being surprised
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by people's opposing interests?
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Yeah, this conference
is for rookie teachers.
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We've been going since you guys
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had to ask permission
to cross the street.
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Joke's on you,
I've been crossing the street
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by myself since I was three.
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Again, I'm sorry,
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and again I say this was
the only weekend
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that Amber could get a sitter.
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You are going to be missing out on
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so much professional development,
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and not to mention
continental breakfast.
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For what, huh? So that you can
relax in a heart-shaped hot tub
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watching the moon dance
off of Amber's eyes
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as you whisper sweet everythings?
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Real fun, dude.
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Yeah, your loss, bro.
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I'm taking Amber to the Poconos
this weekend.
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Need to make up for that LEGO
Valentine's Day gift debacle.
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She was less than happy.
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And now Janine and Jacob
are less than happy
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that I'm missing PECSA weekend.
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So what's cool is that no matter
what I do, no one's happy.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Ooh. The weekend couldn't get
here fast enough.
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Work was a lot this week.
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Very excited for a breather.
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I can't wait to show you
what I have planned.
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We have snowshoeing,
a coal jewelry workshop,
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and tree-ventures just to start.
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I thought we were gonna be,
like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
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We are, after the firewood
harvesting forum.
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Seems like you have a lot planned.
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That's the best way to relax...
On a strict schedule.
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Okay. Oh, boy. Okay.
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So, um, I don't think
we're on the same page... again.
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- Well, I'm on page nine. Where you at?
- Gregory, put the book away.
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It's not really a book, but okay.
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I don't wanna do any of this.
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- What do you want to do?
- Nothing.
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I wanna do nothing.
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Okay. I hear you.
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I think I can schedule in some
nothing time after the snow hike.
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We need to talk.
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Damn.
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Yeah, it's very sturdy.
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Oh, my God. They have e-writing books.
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Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, PECSA weekend!
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Ah! It's finally happening!
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Oh! Sorry if we're jittery.
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We have been shotgunning
kombucha since Conshohocken.
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Okay, well, act like
you've been here before.
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Because you have.
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Woo, man, I wish I had a Time-Turner,
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because like Aerosmith,
I don't wanna miss a thang.
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Although I might need to miss
this big party later.
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Oh, you're not missing PECSA-Geddon.
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Who's gonna watch our purses?
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The party is the one thang
you don't wanna miss.
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But I have to find time to
see the Living Classroom,
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the one the Philadelphia
Flower Show made.
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- Cover me, Barb.
- Oh, all right.
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So it's this classroom, and
it's all made out of flowers.
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Janine, we are only here to show face
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so that people remember they saw us.
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Then we kick it into spa mode.
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And my spa mode's happening à la mode,
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'cause I'm gonna eat
ice cream in the hot tub.
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Come on, let's go.
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Ooh. This seminar sounds awesome.
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It's called "White Teacher,
Black School."
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Uh, yeah, I'm good on that.
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I already did four years
of Black Student, White School.
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Went to Penn, so...
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Okay, well, I will go to, uh,
WTBS alone.
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I, Melissa Schemmenti
of Abbott Elementary,
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am enjoying connecting with my peers.
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Including this guy, Derrick,
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from some other school in Philadelphia.
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And I, Barbara Howard,
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have already mentored
seven young teachers.
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Huzzah! Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
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You leaving already?
Just like your ex-husband?
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Late? Just like your period
after senior prom?
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Enjoy your weekend.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey.
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Good to see you again, Bilbo.
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Glad you made it out of The Shire.
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Ahh! New tote alert!
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This weekend couldn't get any better.
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It's like I'm at Disneyland,
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but there's no Wild Mr. Toad to avoid,
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and I had to bring my own churro.
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But... Wait, did you know you go
to hell on that ride?
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I'm a problem solver.
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So, say you have a problem teacher.
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For our discussion,
let's call her Janina.
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These Janinas usually have
bubbly personalities
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that cover up deep-seated mommy issues.
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Last name Eddie. E-D-D-I-E.
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Gregory!
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Hey! What are you doing here?
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What happened to your romantic
Poconos weekend getaway?
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Well, I decided this conference
was too important to miss,
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- so I'm here.
- Oh!
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Well, not to "Poco my nose"
in your business,
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but where's Amber?
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I really don't know.
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Do you... Do you need... You
want me to help you find her?
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No, no, no.
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- She dumped me.
- Damn!
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Room 243. Enjoy your stay.
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I am so sorry about your breakup, but...
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But, hey, you're amongst friends,
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um, so let's hit some lectures, right?
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To keep your mind occupied?
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Now, you've already missed
"Individualized Education Plans,"
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but I can catch you up
between "Brain Teaser Lunch"
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and "Designing a Better Curriculum."
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And I don't wanna fly
too close to the sun here,
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but if we hustle, we can make it
to the creativity seminar.
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Although we'd have to be
creative about it, you know?
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So... Hey-oh! It's a joke.
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Unless that sounds like
too much, which...
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No, this is great.
It will be good to be busy.
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Right? Yeah, exactly, your
favorite way to decompress.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- That was amazing.
- Yeah.
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Your questions were honestly
so insightful.
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Okay, but your follow-ups?
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Talk about piggybacking
in the right way.
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And that speaker. Just incredible.
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Yeah. Have you listened to her podcast,
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"White Tears, White Noise:
How Uganda Saved White Me"?
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- Uh, no.
- Ooh, you gotta check it out.
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There's only one season,
40 eps, no guests.
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I'm literally gonna check
that out immediately.
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I'm Jacob, by the way.
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Your Ally McBeal story broke me.
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Thank you. I'm Summer,
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and I'm literally obsessed
with you tip to tail.
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Hey, shot in the dark,
do you know the game Werewolf?
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Yes. What? I-I love werewolf.
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My theatre troupe called me
Steppen Werewolf.
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Okay, you should come
to our shindig tonight.
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Oh, you're not going to PECSA-Geddon?
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That party gets a little loud.
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The young teachers from Addington
are gonna have our own, instead.
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- Oh, you work at Addington?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Well, thank you for the 'vite,
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but I'm supposed to hang
with my Abbott peeps.
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We also brought Cards Against Humanity.
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Do you have any expansion packs?
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Does the farmer's market
have fresh bread?
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You bet we do.
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45 minutes till the party.
46 minutes till I am the party.
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Just enough time to shower
and raid the minibar.
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Long live PECSA weekend.
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Yeah.
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Wow, Melissa and Barbara were right.
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PECSA-Geddon is lit.
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- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
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Just thinking about how I could
be tree-venturing
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in a sugar maple right now.
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- Oh, that sounds fun!
- Yeah.
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But this is also fun and not sad, so...
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Yay! Oh, Ava.
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- Hey, Ava.
- Uh!
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Where you think you're going,
Janet Whack-son?
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This rope is velvet.
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What, you think 'cause you got
new little boots on,
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- you can come in here?
- Okay, I just thought that...
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Read the sign. VIP.
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Very Important People
who are Principals only.
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Limited exceptions.
Gregory, you may enter.
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Why didn't you just say
"Very Important Principals"?
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That's actually a good idea.
I'm glad I thought of it.
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- Gregory.
- I'm gonna go get a "Gin and Phonics."
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- You want one?
- Yes.
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I'm going to get a "Daiqui-reads."
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I'll take a carafe of
"Sex Ed on the Beach."
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Thanks, Gregory.
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Nothing and nothing...
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There's our people.
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Oh, how about if we just go get
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some lounge chairs from the pool area
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- and bring them in here?
- No.
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Maybe two people getting up here at all?
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- No.
- Hey, getting up? Nope? All right.
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Hey, ladies, you looking for a seat?
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There's two open over here.
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- Oh!
- Oh, what about...
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Oh, they've long gone.
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You know, floating in a pool of lectures
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all day long
can really take it out of you.
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Oh, I'll bet. What schools are you with?
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Who's askin'?
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We both teach at Abbott Elementary.
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- How about you?
- I'm here as a vendor.
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I own Nichols School Supplies.
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You're Dawn Nichols?
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00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,675
All day, every day.
251
00:09:38,675 --> 00:09:39,980
Ooh.
252
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,767
Dawn Nichols is the end-all be-all
in the school supply game.
253
00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:48,469
An in with her could be
the dawn of a new day at Abbott.
254
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,905
I've had two plus one "math-a-ritas."
255
00:09:53,907 --> 00:09:55,561
I don't know what you put
in those erasers,
256
00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,345
but they are practically Wite-Out.
257
00:09:57,345 --> 00:09:58,608
Family secret.
258
00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:02,437
And your craft glue's so strong,
you'd swear it was mostly horse parts.
259
00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:03,961
I got our drinks.
260
00:10:03,961 --> 00:10:05,049
Ah.
261
00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:08,288
Well, well, well.
262
00:10:08,313 --> 00:10:10,620
This table's taken.
263
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:11,708
Yeah, but would you...
264
00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:13,057
It's taken, Barb.
265
00:10:14,449 --> 00:10:15,929
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:10:15,929 --> 00:10:18,279
I really thought
the "Rules of Science Are Meant"
267
00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:20,499
"To Be Followed" lecture
would have cheered you up.
268
00:10:20,499 --> 00:10:22,457
- It definitely helped.
- Yeah?
269
00:10:22,457 --> 00:10:24,155
You still thinking about the breakup?
270
00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:25,468
Well, it did happen yesterday.
271
00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:26,636
Yeah.
272
00:10:26,636 --> 00:10:28,115
But to be completely honest with you,
273
00:10:28,115 --> 00:10:30,117
- it's not even that.
- Mm.
274
00:10:30,117 --> 00:10:31,989
Why am I always the one who gets dumped?
275
00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,904
You know? Like, based on the evidence,
276
00:10:33,904 --> 00:10:35,993
- it's gotta be me, right?
- Mnh-mnh.
277
00:10:35,993 --> 00:10:38,560
It is not you, it's dating.
278
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,388
The only silver lining to dating
279
00:10:40,388 --> 00:10:44,088
is you only have to be
right about someone once.
280
00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:46,003
That kind of makes it feel not as bad.
281
00:10:46,003 --> 00:10:48,222
- That's a good perspective.
- Thank you.
282
00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:50,442
I'm both smart and wise, it's wild.
283
00:10:54,228 --> 00:10:56,970
Me and Amber were
super different anyway.
284
00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:58,537
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Like, too different.
285
00:10:58,537 --> 00:11:00,226
Like, I always felt like
a weirdo around her.
286
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:02,584
Pss-pss, you are a weirdo.
287
00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:04,586
- That's an upsetting turn.
- Another?
288
00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:06,763
No, I mean that in a good way.
289
00:11:06,763 --> 00:11:09,156
I think that everyone deserves
to be with someone
290
00:11:09,156 --> 00:11:11,463
who likes them exactly as is.
291
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,812
Especially you.
292
00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:14,466
Seriously.
293
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,251
Look at that sweater right now.
294
00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:18,600
Look at that mustache.
295
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,994
Not many people could do that.
296
00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,387
Don't sleep on Janine, either.
297
00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:25,042
- Hell y... Heck yes!
- Yeah. Hell yeah.
298
00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:28,610
Oh, wait, uh, we...
299
00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:31,178
At the end of the day,
300
00:11:31,178 --> 00:11:34,181
we are still playing
Werewolf in America,
301
00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:36,706
with its injustice system.
302
00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:40,187
And while I don't believe
in the death penalty IRL,
303
00:11:40,187 --> 00:11:41,928
in our fictional village,
304
00:11:41,928 --> 00:11:45,105
Ms. Tina Schwartz is a werewolf
and she must die!
305
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,585
Nuh-unh!
306
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:49,022
That Jacob Hill is one smart detective.
307
00:11:49,022 --> 00:11:51,546
He's... But he's won, like,
three rounds already,
308
00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:53,897
and I don't know how I keep losing.
309
00:11:53,897 --> 00:11:55,507
Well, at the risk of sounding cocky,
310
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,857
I daresay I am better than
I was in my Oberlin days.
311
00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:00,033
What the what? You went to Oberlin, too?
312
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,600
How did we not know each other?
313
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,123
Well, I did make a concerted effort
314
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,734
to build relationships
with people from...
315
00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:07,345
Different cultural backgrounds!
316
00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:08,607
Floor nap!
317
00:12:08,607 --> 00:12:09,869
Oh.
318
00:12:12,785 --> 00:12:13,960
Oh, it's so original.
319
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,832
He likes it.
320
00:12:15,832 --> 00:12:17,877
- Oh, wait.
- Oh, goodie, another silly one.
321
00:12:17,877 --> 00:12:19,009
What do... What do you have?
322
00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,575
- Yeah, just more of that.
- Bow!
323
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:22,186
Ohhh!
324
00:12:22,186 --> 00:12:25,189
Oh, no. Oh, I missed
the Living Classroom.
325
00:12:25,189 --> 00:12:26,494
Living Classroom?
326
00:12:26,494 --> 00:12:28,390
Yes, oh, the Philadelphia Flower Show,
327
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,847
they made a whole classroom
out of flowers.
328
00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:32,718
Wow, that sounds amazing.
329
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,720
I know, but we'll never know now.
330
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,200
Aw, man, I really wanted to see that.
331
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,648
We... Let's... Let's go now.
332
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,170
No, it's definitely closed.
333
00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:40,788
Awesome.
334
00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:42,423
- Says who?
- No one's ever done that.
335
00:12:42,423 --> 00:12:44,774
Says the hours on the bo...
336
00:12:44,774 --> 00:12:46,079
Incredible.
337
00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,254
You're being mischievous?
338
00:12:47,254 --> 00:12:48,473
Yeah, you see it.
339
00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:49,953
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
340
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,693
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, get it, get it, get it.
341
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:53,652
- No, let's... Yeah, let's go.
- Get it, get it, get it, yeah.
342
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,089
I say we do one more lap.
343
00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:57,830
I really wasn't paying attention
last time
344
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,963
'cause I was too distracted
by how much my feet hurt.
345
00:12:59,963 --> 00:13:03,967
I have consulted with my fibula,
and she is not doing another lap,
346
00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:07,448
and it is time for you to
settle things with your sister.
347
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:11,278
Excuse us, ladies,
do you mind if we rejoin you?
348
00:13:11,278 --> 00:13:12,976
- Oh, we'd love for you to join us.
- Thank you.
349
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:16,849
Just as soon as Melissa admits
she makes a terrible bragioli.
350
00:13:16,849 --> 00:13:18,024
What, are you kidding me?
351
00:13:18,024 --> 00:13:19,460
I've seen you put regular bacon
352
00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,114
in your carbonara, ya googootz.
353
00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:23,813
It was a delicious American fusion dish.
354
00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:27,468
That's a lot of confidence for someone
wearing last year's espadrilles.
355
00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:28,948
Hey.
356
00:13:28,948 --> 00:13:31,124
Watch where you're going,
clearance section.
357
00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:32,296
Excuse me?
358
00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:34,363
Oh, could you not hear me
over your loud-ass outfit?
359
00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:37,827
Whoa! You throwing stones
with those extensions?
360
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,741
You look like you get
your hair done at the mall.
361
00:13:39,741 --> 00:13:41,656
- In the parking lot.
- You show your hairdresser
362
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,833
a picture of Beetlejuice
and go, "Do that"?
363
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,965
Yeah, h-how many black eyes
did Beetlejuice have again?
364
00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:47,575
- Was it one or two?
- I forget.
365
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:49,534
- Let's say two.
- Let's say two.
366
00:13:51,405 --> 00:13:52,624
We still got it.
367
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,278
Yeah, we do.
368
00:13:54,278 --> 00:13:55,888
- So...
- Mm.
369
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:58,021
- What about your crayon selection?
- Mm!
370
00:13:58,021 --> 00:13:59,053
Oop. There you go.
371
00:13:59,078 --> 00:14:00,153
Oh, good call on checking the doorknob.
372
00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:01,162
That was smart.
373
00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:02,460
Yeah, I don't know
why your first instinct
374
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,288
was to kick the door in.
375
00:14:07,857 --> 00:14:12,687
Oh, my goodness.
376
00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:15,821
This is even better than I imagined.
377
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,215
Oh, my God, look at this.
378
00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:20,782
The backpacks are little terrariums.
379
00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:23,307
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
How did they do that?
380
00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:26,701
I don't know. That's so cool.
381
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:30,531
I don't wanna sound cheesy
or whatever, but this...
382
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:33,099
It shows, like, exactly
how I feel about teaching,
383
00:14:33,099 --> 00:14:35,188
with the growth and every...
It's just...
384
00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:36,407
It's corny, but...
385
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,542
Yeah. I get it.
386
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:44,545
Plants and teaching, it's...
387
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:47,766
it's like how I grew up
and who I am now.
388
00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:54,860
Yeah.
389
00:15:08,178 --> 00:15:09,962
Oh, my goodness.
You have to come smell this one.
390
00:15:09,962 --> 00:15:11,746
It smells like a perfume or something.
391
00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:13,400
Yeah.
392
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,576
- Oh.
- Want me to turn it off now?
393
00:15:15,576 --> 00:15:16,969
Oh! Oh, I hear someone.
394
00:15:16,969 --> 00:15:18,536
Uh... Wait, get down. Get down.
395
00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:24,237
Oh, but no, really, you should
smell this one.
396
00:15:24,237 --> 00:15:26,631
It smells so good. Mm.
397
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:03,973
Oh, no.
398
00:16:05,409 --> 00:16:07,019
That? That... That... "The Kiss"?
399
00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:09,065
That... That was a "whoops."
400
00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:10,805
Who can really say what things are?
401
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:14,418
Or what they aren't, you know,
at the end of the day?
402
00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:15,636
We got caught up in the moment.
403
00:16:15,636 --> 00:16:17,160
That's what she said about it?
404
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,075
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment?
405
00:16:19,075 --> 00:16:21,077
Good. Because that's precisely
what it was.
406
00:16:21,077 --> 00:16:24,950
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment.
407
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,908
It's okay. Mm.
408
00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:28,294
It's okay.
409
00:16:28,319 --> 00:16:30,104
Like, when I hang up
with my Internet provider
410
00:16:30,129 --> 00:16:32,262
after they finish helping me
reset my Internet,
411
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:34,481
and I say "Okay, I love you, bye,"
412
00:16:34,481 --> 00:16:36,657
do I really love my Internet provider?
413
00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:38,790
No. 'Cause their network's unreliable,
414
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,010
and I'm dating Maurice, so...
415
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,491
Five seconds.
416
00:16:48,452 --> 00:16:49,627
Kamala Harris!
417
00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:51,933
How did you get that so fast?!
418
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:54,023
She's an AKA! Alpha Kappa Alpha!
419
00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:55,241
Should you maybe come and teach with us
420
00:16:55,241 --> 00:16:57,026
at Addington, like, yesterday?
421
00:16:57,026 --> 00:17:00,899
Look, I have had a blasty-blast,
but I'm an Abbott boy.
422
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:02,553
But imagine teaching at a school
423
00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:04,381
with the brightest kids
from the neighborhood.
424
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,035
And a bunch of other neighborhoods, too.
425
00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:08,254
The cream of the crop
from all over the city,
426
00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:09,473
they come to us.
427
00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:10,952
Wait, but there can't be room
428
00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:12,432
for all the neighborhood kids
at Addington
429
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,173
if you're accepting people
from other places.
430
00:17:14,173 --> 00:17:15,566
Well, we're all about focusing
on the kids
431
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:16,828
who have the best chance
of making it out.
432
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,830
Out? Out of what?
433
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,832
And into whom? I don't know.
434
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,399
But someone hold my legs,
435
00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:24,444
'cause I'm about to do
a boxed wine keg stand.
436
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,793
Seems dangerous.
437
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:27,621
It's only dangerous if you drop me.
438
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:33,453
Oh, g...
439
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,500
Last night, as the kids would say,
440
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,763
- was a film.
- Mm.
441
00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:40,678
I don't know what that means,
442
00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:43,159
but it sounds like
an accurate description.
443
00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:45,726
Well, I don't remember
much of anything after someone
444
00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:49,165
challenged me to a math-a-rita
chugging competition.
445
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:51,210
Undefeated, Derrick!
446
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:55,171
Can't forget the best part
of the night, though.
447
00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:57,086
Oh, making up with your sister?
448
00:17:57,086 --> 00:17:59,827
Hell no. When you got the in
with Dawn Nichols.
449
00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:03,353
May our glue-sticks never run dry.
450
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:05,485
Amen! Hallelujah.
451
00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:08,227
What?
452
00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:11,796
I forgot to put my shoes on.
453
00:18:11,796 --> 00:18:13,319
Okay. Where are my shoes?
454
00:18:13,319 --> 00:18:14,625
There in my... My shoes.
455
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,409
I've got my key in my bag, I think.
456
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:18,455
Janine!
457
00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,370
Hey! Where ya been?
458
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:21,719
Missed ya at the party last night.
459
00:18:21,719 --> 00:18:23,242
It's a long story.
460
00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:24,896
Let's just say I played some games
461
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,289
with some people from Addington,
462
00:18:26,289 --> 00:18:28,552
and it turns out
I don't know if I like them.
463
00:18:28,552 --> 00:18:29,770
Hmm.
464
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,295
I guess that's the whole story.
How was your night?
465
00:18:32,295 --> 00:18:34,775
Um, you know what?
Let's just get in the car.
466
00:18:34,775 --> 00:18:36,516
Hope you enjoyed your stay.
467
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,128
We itemized your charges over
the weekend for your review.
468
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:41,478
Everything look correct for you, Ms...
469
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,523
Teagues?
470
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,351
Gee, golly, it sure does.
471
00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:52,619
Act natural.
472
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:54,230
Why are you dressed
like Inspector Gadget?
473
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:55,492
I am not.
474
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,058
If anything, I'm Carmen Sandiego,
475
00:18:57,058 --> 00:18:59,452
and like her, I am not here.
476
00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:01,411
I heard some stuff
at the conference this weekend.
477
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,282
I didn't take that comforter,
it fell into my bag.
478
00:19:03,282 --> 00:19:06,851
No. Draemond Winding,
Legendary Charter jabroni,
479
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:08,940
is coming for Abbott.
480
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,594
Wha... Who told you this?
481
00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:13,205
It's PECSA weekend, people talk.
482
00:19:13,205 --> 00:19:14,685
He's set on turning youse guys' charter.
483
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,252
Pssh. I've been looking for a good fight
484
00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:18,297
ever since my exterminator died.
485
00:19:18,297 --> 00:19:20,995
- I'm ready.
- Yeah, you better be.
486
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:25,043
If Abbott goes charter,
none of your jobs are safe.
487
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,045
Nobody could know I was here.
488
00:19:27,045 --> 00:19:28,960
- Okay.
- Hey, Kristin Marie Schemmenti?
489
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,355
Hey! What's up?
490
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:34,139
You know, I never realized
how beautiful your name was.
491
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,662
Kristin Marie Schemmenti.
492
00:19:35,662 --> 00:19:37,316
Kristin Marie Schemmenti!
493
00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:43,453
Yeah, she's great.
494
00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:45,106
Bye, Kristin!
495
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,027
Hey. You going that way?
496
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:54,725
- Yeah.
- Okay.
497
00:19:58,424 --> 00:20:00,078
So, moving forward...
498
00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:01,558
- That's my favorite direction.
- Right.
499
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:03,012
We're good, right?
500
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:05,866
Like, whatever happened,
that was a nothing thing.
501
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,433
Yeah, it's best to just throw it out.
502
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:08,785
That's what I was gonna say,
just throw it out.
503
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,088
- Yeah.
- Yep.
504
00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:11,176
I blame the Philly Flower Show, really.
505
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,699
- And the drinks.
- And Allentown.
506
00:20:12,699 --> 00:20:13,787
Sexy place.
507
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,312
PECSA weekend. Crazy.
508
00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:18,183
Right?
509
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,663
So, right...
510
00:20:19,663 --> 00:20:21,099
So, um...
511
00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:22,535
- We're just throwing it out?
- Throw it out.
512
00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:24,755
Pssh. Nothing but net.
513
00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:26,191
All right.
514
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,244
Yeah, we'll just throw it out.
515
00:20:35,244 --> 00:20:36,810
It was nothin'.
516
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,677
So this weekend was juicy. That's right.
517
00:20:41,702 --> 00:20:44,798
- I got the tea and the cup.
- Ooh. Mm.
518
00:20:44,823 --> 00:20:47,361
So I heard about a very
interesting hookup this weekend
519
00:20:47,386 --> 00:20:49,867
involving someone in this very room.
520
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,738
Someone that's a man.
521
00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:53,479
Involving a woman...
522
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:54,828
Teacher.
523
00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:57,482
I heard someone made out.
524
00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,530
With Ms. Schwartz?
Jacob, time to step up.
525
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:02,445
Uh, wildly inaccurate,
526
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:04,838
and I feel compelled
to remind you that I am gay.
527
00:21:04,838 --> 00:21:07,276
That is bisexual erasure.
I expected better from you.
528
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:09,495
And my intel specifically stated
that she made out
529
00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:11,232
with some pasty white nerd.
530
00:21:11,257 --> 00:21:12,867
If not you, then who?
531
00:21:13,804 --> 00:21:16,589
Okay, bye.
532
00:21:16,589 --> 00:21:17,808
Uh...
533
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,291
PECSA, PECSA, PECSA.
534
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,336
Gets me every time.
535
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:28,487
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