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Clarence.
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- Here.
- Tiffany.
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- Present.
- Raheem.
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Mimimimimi.
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What was that, Raheem?
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I don't think that was even English.
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But as a polyglot, I am open
to expression in any language.
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Mr. C, you must be moss,
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'cause clearly, you live under a rock.
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Well, I actually live over an ALDI,
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but, uh, wha... what do you...
What are you talking about?
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It's "The Silly Sock Show."
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You know, it's a family of
socks, and they do funny stuff.
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It's everywhere.
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This is Jim, the gym sock. He sings.
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That's Toeseph and... Toesha.
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They're twins.
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I don't get it.
It's just a bunch of socks
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saying gibberish.
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I'll show him. My sock's already off.
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Mi-mi-mi-mi-mimimi.
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That is spot-on Toesha.
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Wait, what? You know this sock show?
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Of course. I've survived every trend...
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"Spongebob," "Adventure Time,"
Gangsta "Looney Tunes."
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Now there's a silly sock show.
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I speak fluent Sock. Watch this.
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Mi-mi-mmi-mi-Mi-mimimi.
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Hey, what did... What did he say?
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He said, "This white fool don't
know his socks are mismatched."
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Shameful.
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Mimimimimimimi.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I hope this isn't another assembly
about a new e-mail system.
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I am not doing two-step verification.
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They can just hack me.
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They did hack you.
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Remember when your account
sent out all that pornography?
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I do not.
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Okay.
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Hey. Is that seat taken?
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'Cause I can stand.
It builds chair-acter.
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It's been a couple of days
since the teachers' conference
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where Gregory and I...
got caught up in a moment,
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which was nothing.
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But now, you know, we are so good.
It's, like, not weird at all.
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It's actually not taken,
but it could be taken.
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By you, if... If you wanted to take it.
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Yeah, 'cause
there's nowhere else to sit.
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So, yeah. Right.
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- Okay. Okay, so.
- So that's, um...
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- Sit down, Janine.
- Okay.
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Everyone settle down.
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I have a very important
announcement to make
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in a short amount of time.
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My Postmates is around the corner.
It's about damn time, José L.
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Who are you again?
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They're Mural Arts...
Mural Arts Philadelphia.
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Oh, right. Welcome Mural Arts,
who we like and are excited for.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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So, Mural Arts has a program
that goes from school to school,
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creating these amazing,
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inspiring murals with the students.
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I've been applying for years,
but they are finally here now,
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and best of all, the mural is going
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right outside my classroom.
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We're so excited to be at Abbott.
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We'll be here for one week.
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These murals are about legacy.
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And we're excited to work
with you all to figure out
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what represents legacy
for Abbott Elementary.
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See? You guys get to talk with your
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classmates and put on for the school.
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Can't wait, Mr. C.
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Alright.
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You know, if y'all need to warm up,
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my apartment could use
a fresh coat of Benjamin Moore.
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Uh, we only paint murals.
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Okay, then paint
a eggshell blizzard on my wall.
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Oh, hey, you.
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Damn. You in the classroom
right next to him,
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and you dating his best friend?
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Erica, there are children around.
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Anyway, I think I'm going
to break up with Mo.
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Oh, to get with Gregory.
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No. No, no, no. No, no.
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No, it's just that, you know,
the kiss made me think
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if I'm kissing other guys,
then how much do
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I really want to be with Mo? Right?
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So, I'm gonna tell him
everything that happened...
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Ah, ah, ah. What are you talking about?
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Mo is not your husband.
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All he did was take you out
on a couple dates
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and buy you a reasonably priced
bag that you don't even like.
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But I do, and my birthday
is coming up, so...
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Look, you are in the clear for
some extracurricular activities.
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I just feel like I owe him
an honest conversation.
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You don't owe him details.
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Look, all that's going to do
is hurt his feelings
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and potentially ruin
his friendship with Gregory.
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Maybe you're right.
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Are you two done gossiping?
Can we go now?
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Oh! Keep me updated.
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This is the type of excitement
I need in my life.
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You a dork, but you messy, girl.
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Barb. Oh, my God.
This e-mail I just got.
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No, not the porno again.
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No, I was looking into
what Kristen Marie said
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about Legendary trying
to turn Abbott charter,
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and she was right.
There's an online petition
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a couple of our parents started
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to "make Abbott part
of Legendary Charter."
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- The audacity!
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, what would make them
do something like that?
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Well, they probably got
schmoozed by Legendary.
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They have a pretty good rep.
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There's got to be something
we can do to stop this.
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There's a phone number
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that we can call
to talk about the petition.
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Well, maybe we should call.
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You know, pretend like
we're interested parents.
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Yeah, I th... You know, I should do it,
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'cause I do the best
character work, like,
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"Hey, youse guys,
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we're interested
in going Charter over here."
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Okay, Robert De No-No.
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Maybe I should do it.
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Oh.
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'Ello, dearie.
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Yes.
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You know, I'm interested
in receiving some information
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about turning Abbott charter.
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Yes.
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It's working.
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Yeah, man. I said go.
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You just go and send me
the information like that?
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Bye-bye.
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I'm not going to lie, Barb,
that was pretty fricking good.
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Barb, I had no idea you were
this talented. You a damn genius.
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We are going to need
all the genius we can get,
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because the damn Legendary
is coming for us.
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Legendary is coming for us.
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We got it. Yeah.
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Janine. Oh, good.
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Get off my floors.
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My students are with Mural Arts,
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deciding their legacy, like as we speak.
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Talk about the room where it happens.
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Oh, wow.
Can't wait to see what they pick.
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Wait, why aren't you in there with them?
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Well, I removed myself because I
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don't want to influence their decision.
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I still remember the mural
we did on my school.
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Think about it every time I drive by.
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Oh. Yeah, exactly. See?
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You were a part of a legacy
that will not be forgotten.
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Legacy is important.
That's why my picture's
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hanging on the Wall of Flame for eating
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50 spicy chicken wings at Wing Bowl.
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Wait a second. That is you up there?
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I always thought that
was Michael Jordan.
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I get that a lot.
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The only difference between
that MJ and this MJ
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is I can hit a curveball.
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Mr. Hill, your students
have made a decision.
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- Remember this moment...
- Oh, oh.
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Because history certainly will.
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Impressive.
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We had a great discussion.
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Lots of incredible ideas
being thrown around
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about what they want their legacy to be.
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And we finally landed
on something pretty special.
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Ooh, let me guess. John Coltrane?
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Will Smith?
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Oh, my God. It's not me, is it?
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Okay, yeah.
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You got me.
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Boo-yah.
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Wow. I love a good prank.
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Seriously, though, what, um...
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What did you decide?
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Can you not see those socks?
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This is what everyone wanted?
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Yes.
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Finally, a voice of reason.
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Clarence, talk to me.
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Mr. C, on behalf of all the class,
I'd like to say...
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Mimimimimimimiiii.
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Okay, I am processing this.
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It's just that we came up
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with so many great ideas
in the room before.
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So I'm a little thrown off here.
Did they even mention legacy?
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They did. Then someone called
legacy "leg-assy."
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Then everyone laughed.
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But then they came up
with the sock show idea,
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and that seemed to engage them the most.
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Could you possibly give us one
more day to land on a subject?
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Sure, but remember, we leave Friday.
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We're on a strict schedule.
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The arts aren't going
to mural themselves.
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Mm, well said. Thank you.
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I appreciate it. Of course.
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Of... Oh, by the way,
they showed me the show.
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It's hilarious.
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You see that one where Toeseph
said, "Mi? Mi mimimi Mimi"?
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What won't he say?
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We need to show Legendary
that we mean business.
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- There's power in numbers.
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I need to write my congregation
for a letter of support.
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Or I could write a note to
Draemond, the untraceable kind.
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Get my kids to cut out letters
from a magazine. That'll be fun.
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You know, me and Iggy been re-watching
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those "Star Wars" movies, and resisting
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a massive evil empire seems like a lot.
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Are we positive we don't want
to be a charter school?
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Because I don't get what's so bad.
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They don't even require all
their teachers be certified.
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Yet they take our funding.
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Not to mention, the private
money from wealthy donors
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with ulterior motives.
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Hello. Weird cash swirling around?
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Oh, you know, not every student
in the neighborhood
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could count on attending Abbott
if we turned charter.
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Now, what if only half of these students
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got to come here next year? Which half?
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Ava, charter schools write
your lesson plans for you.
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Well, I don't ever plan
on reading those,
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- but that sounds great.
- It's not!
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You lose all your individuality. Kristen
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Marie told me that they sit there
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and make sure that you use
their exact words.
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Well, you two need to work
on your pitch,
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because it sounds like Abbott
might be on the cusp of a glow-up.
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Oh. He lives.
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Hey, yeah, man. I'm still kicking.
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Tell that to the group chat,
bro. You been MIA.
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That's because you create
a new group chat
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every time you can't find the old one.
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I can't keep up with all 57.
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Whatever. I'm just here
to surprise Janine with lunch.
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Hopefully she likes surprises.
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And lunch.
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Me and Maurice are fine.
We're totally fine.
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I mean, we're friends.
Why wouldn't we be?
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That wasn't an awkward interaction.
You're awkward.
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Oh, well, hey, Maurice. Hello.
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I wasn't, uh, expecting to
see you at my place of work.
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Your MoDates has arrived.
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- Oh.
- Get it?
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It's like Postmates,
but I'm Mo and we're dating.
252
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Oh. Aww, thank you.
253
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Five stars.
254
00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:18,490
So, um, you want to hang out tomorrow?
255
00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:20,057
Um, yeah. 100%.
256
00:10:20,057 --> 00:10:21,885
I would love to. Yeah.
257
00:10:21,885 --> 00:10:24,278
Maybe we can go someplace
quiet, where...
258
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- Where we could talk.
- Wow.
259
00:10:26,672 --> 00:10:29,153
You trying to go to Bone Town?
260
00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:31,118
Philly's Bone Town? The rib joint.
261
00:10:31,143 --> 00:10:33,113
Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
262
00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:34,876
I... I would love to go
to Bone Town with you.
263
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,465
- Cool.
- Alright.
264
00:10:38,684 --> 00:10:42,601
Okay. Today is the day
that we pick a meaningful,
265
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:46,518
compelling mural that you will remember
for the rest of your life.
266
00:10:46,543 --> 00:10:47,923
What was wrong with
"The Silly Sock Show"?
267
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,129
Yeah.
268
00:10:49,129 --> 00:10:51,349
Alright, class, uh, how about we go on
269
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an imaginary ride with your boy?
270
00:10:53,525 --> 00:10:57,137
It's 20 years from now.
Your boo-thing is sitting shotgun,
271
00:10:57,137 --> 00:11:00,314
and your little one's in a car seat
that you have trouble strapping in.
272
00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:02,578
You pull up to Abbott,
and you look out the window.
273
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,275
Wait. I thought the mural
was going to be inside.
274
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,712
Why am I spending my time
cruising by a school?
275
00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:07,974
Yeah. That's creepy.
276
00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:10,716
Okay. You're... You're inside,
dropping your little one off.
277
00:11:10,716 --> 00:11:12,283
I'm not sending my kids here.
278
00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,677
Yeah. What has gone so wrong in my life
279
00:11:14,677 --> 00:11:16,069
that I have to send my kids to Abbott?
280
00:11:16,069 --> 00:11:17,331
- Mm-hmm.
- Look, okay,
281
00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,595
you are an adult here,
282
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,946
speaking for Career Day,
and you see a mural...
283
00:11:22,946 --> 00:11:26,558
The mural you worked so hard on
with your classmates.
284
00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:28,386
Your legacy.
285
00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:30,170
Now, in your mind's eye,
286
00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:33,347
is that mural really
the Silly Sock family?
287
00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,001
- Of course.
- Yes.
288
00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:38,744
All I am saying is you
like "The Silly Sock Show" now,
289
00:11:38,744 --> 00:11:42,313
but you might not even
remember it in 20 years.
290
00:11:42,313 --> 00:11:43,967
But you told us that
we're all going to be dead
291
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:45,272
in 20 years from climate change.
292
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,883
I said, "Unless we act now."
293
00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:49,189
We're in school now.
How are we supposed to act?
294
00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:52,105
Look, w-we are not doing
"The Silly Sock Show," okay?
295
00:11:52,105 --> 00:11:54,630
You came up with a bunch of other ideas.
296
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,588
Pick one of those. Any of those.
297
00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:58,808
Mimimi.
298
00:11:58,808 --> 00:12:02,594
Mimimimimi.
299
00:12:15,259 --> 00:12:17,435
- Hey, co-worker.
- Hey.
300
00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:20,525
So, I ran into Maurice earlier,
and it's bothering me,
301
00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:23,441
what happened
at the teachers' conference.
302
00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:25,126
I feel like I've been
a bad friend to both of you.
303
00:12:25,151 --> 00:12:26,705
There's no need to feel bad.
304
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:30,126
Look, even without what,
you know, happened,
305
00:12:30,151 --> 00:12:32,668
something still wasn't
quite clicking with Maurice.
306
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,235
I mean, if it was,
then I wouldn't have...
307
00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:38,674
- kissed you, right?
- Right.
308
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:42,373
I'm going to go to Bone Town with Mo,
309
00:12:42,373 --> 00:12:45,681
and then I'm going to break up with him.
310
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,074
Wow. Okay, well, that feels like
too much information
311
00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:49,641
and also kind of cruel.
312
00:12:49,641 --> 00:12:51,251
I know, but I figured
if I got to do this,
313
00:12:51,251 --> 00:12:54,385
I might as well be full of meat
and covered in sauce.
314
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,695
Oh, you mean the, um...
The barbecue restaurant.
315
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,045
- Yeah.
- Oh. Oh. Okay.
316
00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:03,979
Um, well, Maurice is still my friend,
317
00:13:04,004 --> 00:13:06,789
so I should be the one
to tell him about the kiss,
318
00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:08,399
since you're going to
break up with him, anyway.
319
00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,053
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like...
320
00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:11,489
I was talking to Erica, and she said
321
00:13:11,489 --> 00:13:13,578
I really shouldn't get into details.
322
00:13:13,578 --> 00:13:15,319
Well, I still want to be cool with Mo.
323
00:13:15,319 --> 00:13:17,626
I don't want this weighing
on my conscience.
324
00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:20,629
Well, if he's going to find out,
then I should be the one to tell him.
325
00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:22,195
You didn't want to tell him at all,
and now you want to tell him first?
326
00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:24,458
Because I didn't want to hurt him.
327
00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,506
Alright, look. I guess the only solution
328
00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:31,640
is for us to go to Bone Town, together,
329
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,034
and we apologize to him.
That's the only way.
330
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,775
Fine. Together.
331
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:37,820
Okay.
332
00:13:40,431 --> 00:13:42,175
A-ha! Okay.
333
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,305
Thank you so much for your patience.
334
00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:48,091
Uh, my students and I
have come up with a new idea
335
00:13:48,091 --> 00:13:49,875
that will knock your socks off.
336
00:13:51,877 --> 00:13:53,705
Did you get those paint samples
that I sent you for my bedroom?
337
00:13:53,705 --> 00:13:55,339
I'm thinking sexy, but dangerous.
338
00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:58,014
Again, uh, we do not do
private residences.
339
00:13:58,014 --> 00:13:59,232
We're a non-profit.
340
00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:00,712
Who said I was gon' pay you?
341
00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:05,717
Our mural is a sycamore,
with each root representing
342
00:14:05,717 --> 00:14:07,719
a different part of West Philly,
343
00:14:07,719 --> 00:14:10,940
coming together to form
our sturdy community.
344
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,812
Great. Let me gather my crew.
We'll get right to work.
345
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,598
Why y'all so sad? Wait, is it Monday?
346
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:18,542
We wanted to paint
"The Silly Sock Show,"
347
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,819
but Mr. C said we couldn't.
348
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,735
Okay, um, when I said the kids
and I came up with a new idea,
349
00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:27,913
I will admit I... I steered them
in a certain direction.
350
00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:30,394
Well, if it ain't the white man
making decisions for everybody.
351
00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:32,048
So, that's not how this works.
352
00:14:32,048 --> 00:14:34,877
The goal of Mural Arts
is to do it with the kids
353
00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:36,618
and have them be
the drivers of the mural.
354
00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,271
Yeah, no, yeah. We were all driving.
355
00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:39,882
Well, they were in the car.
356
00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:40,926
Not by choice.
357
00:14:40,926 --> 00:14:43,755
Dang, Jacob. I thought you thought
you was one of the good ones.
358
00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:45,148
I am. I am.
359
00:14:45,148 --> 00:14:46,715
We can't, in good conscience,
360
00:14:46,715 --> 00:14:48,760
paint a mural the kids
aren't fully behind.
361
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,501
Unfortunately, since you
and your students
362
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,847
can't come up with an idea,
we're out of time.
363
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:54,766
- No, no.
- We'll just come back next year.
364
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,550
We won't be here next year!
365
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,552
Yeah. Thanks a lot, Mr. Hill.
366
00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:02,754
Well, looks like your schedule
just cleared up.
367
00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,868
What do you think about mauve
in a vestibule?
368
00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,954
Mimimimimi. Mimi.
369
00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:11,914
I don't get it.
370
00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:14,220
This stupid show means
more to the kids than air.
371
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,308
What, were you born
without a funny bone?
372
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,747
It's called a humerus. And yes.
373
00:15:18,747 --> 00:15:20,444
Why are you like this?
374
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:22,968
Look, I loved "Ed, Edd n Eddy,"
but that was elevated.
375
00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:24,796
You know, there are entire subreddits
376
00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:27,103
dedicated to the subtext of that show.
377
00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:30,541
They're friends with a plank
of wood with a face drawn on it.
378
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:31,977
It's nostalgia. It's important.
379
00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:33,500
You can't take that from the kids.
380
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,871
Yeah, I know, but I just think the
381
00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:36,547
mural should represent something more.
382
00:15:36,547 --> 00:15:38,810
Like Janine. She said every time
she goes by the mural
383
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:42,509
she made in elementary school,
she is filled with a sense of pride.
384
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,989
Oh, no. No, no, no.
385
00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:45,991
I remember it because
it was super embarrassing.
386
00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:49,647
It was Spongebob with a durag
on, cape out and all.
387
00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:51,997
Yeah. Really wish we'd made
some different choices.
388
00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:53,999
- At least tuck it in.
- See?
389
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:55,653
This is what I'm talking about.
390
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:57,437
I want to respect what they like,
391
00:15:57,437 --> 00:16:00,223
but I also want their future selves
to be proud of what they did.
392
00:16:00,223 --> 00:16:02,316
Yeah, well, guess what.
That's teaching, buddy.
393
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:04,749
You got to respect their now
while preparing them for the future.
394
00:16:04,749 --> 00:16:05,750
Mm-hmm.
395
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,838
You're right.
396
00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:08,535
- You're welcome.
- Oh, but it's too late.
397
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,269
The mural people left already.
398
00:16:10,294 --> 00:16:12,235
Aww. You know what?
399
00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:15,804
You're pretty dang defeatist
for someone who votes third-party.
400
00:16:15,804 --> 00:16:20,025
Come on. Let's go bully
some sensitive artists.
401
00:16:23,157 --> 00:16:24,856
I need to see Principal Coleman.
402
00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:27,112
Well, if you want to serve
her with a subpoena, good luck.
403
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,382
She's got secret exits
all over this place.
404
00:16:29,382 --> 00:16:31,994
Nicole! How's Josh doing at Addington?
405
00:16:31,994 --> 00:16:33,778
I need to re-enroll Josh at Abbott.
406
00:16:33,778 --> 00:16:35,019
They kicked him out.
407
00:16:35,044 --> 00:16:39,175
No, they did not. For what?
408
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:42,047
"We regret to inform you
that Joshua Richardson
409
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:44,049
no longer reaches the standards required
410
00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:46,095
for our educational nourishment"?
411
00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:49,794
That's just BS-speak for he
brought down their test scores.
412
00:16:49,794 --> 00:16:52,928
They don't see students.
They see scores.
413
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:56,018
I've never seen him so upset.
Is there room for him?
414
00:16:56,018 --> 00:16:57,715
Are you kidding? He was the first one
415
00:16:57,715 --> 00:17:00,512
to call Jacob "Squidward."
Consider Joshua re-enrolled.
416
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:03,279
He's going to be so happy
to be back at Abbott.
417
00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:06,071
Legendary Charter...
418
00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:08,813
If anyone's going to take advantage
of this school district, it's me.
419
00:17:08,813 --> 00:17:11,642
Now, you two need to get on board.
Who do we need to fight first?
420
00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:14,950
Well, I am not sure
about the journey there,
421
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,822
but amen to the destination.
422
00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:20,085
Welcome to the team.
423
00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:22,848
I'll take the ribs. Thank you.
424
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,525
What's up, Janine?
425
00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,963
And Gregory? You a Bone Bro, too?
426
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,878
Hey, Maurice. We were hoping
that we could talk.
427
00:17:29,878 --> 00:17:30,922
Yeah.
428
00:17:30,922 --> 00:17:32,837
Why so macabre, bro?
429
00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:34,665
We got jalapeño poppers on deck.
430
00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:38,669
Look, you know how much
I value our friendship.
431
00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:41,150
I don't think I've ever heard
you say that, but sure.
432
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,327
And you know how much I value our, uh...
433
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:45,807
- Situationship.
- Yes.
434
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:48,548
And you're really a...
A great guy. It's...
435
00:17:48,548 --> 00:17:52,074
We got drunk and kisses
at the confrontation conference.
436
00:17:52,074 --> 00:17:54,448
We kissed at the teachers' conference,
but it meant nothing.
437
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,947
Yeah. It meant nothing.
438
00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:57,993
Like, yeah, less than nothing, right?
439
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,573
You know, like, what...
What... what would you say
440
00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,126
would be something
that's less than nothing?
441
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,127
Negative nothing.
442
00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:03,868
Yep. That.
443
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,348
We are so, so sorry.
444
00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:08,133
Very sorry.
445
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,570
Hey, it's fine, man. Things happen.
446
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,355
You know, I would tell you
about the last holiday party
447
00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:15,575
we had at the UPS,
but I don't remember it.
448
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,577
I woke up in a box on a porch.
449
00:18:17,577 --> 00:18:18,970
You know, thankfully, my co-workers used
450
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,146
packing peanuts, so it went smooth.
451
00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:24,106
Well, you know,
we never meant to hurt you.
452
00:18:24,106 --> 00:18:25,411
Nah, we're good.
453
00:18:25,411 --> 00:18:27,631
It's all water under Adele's bridge.
454
00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:31,591
You're taking this very well.
455
00:18:31,591 --> 00:18:33,071
Yeah, I'm a chill guy.
456
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,812
I mean, if you say it meant nothing,
457
00:18:34,812 --> 00:18:36,456
there's no reason that
we can't continue to date.
458
00:18:36,481 --> 00:18:38,381
We're good.
459
00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:40,992
I was thinking that maybe we aren't
460
00:18:40,992 --> 00:18:44,300
the best fit for each other.
461
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,997
Wait, wait, wait.
462
00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:48,434
You just wanted to break up
with me in front of Gregory?
463
00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:51,046
That is what it looks like, but no.
464
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,532
That was not our intention.
465
00:18:52,557 --> 00:18:54,298
Oh, y'all are sick.
466
00:18:56,051 --> 00:19:00,794
Look, man, you can have my baby,
but not my baby backs.
467
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,405
Huh? I'm staying.
468
00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:03,972
Please leave.
469
00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:05,887
That's fair.
470
00:19:07,954 --> 00:19:10,505
- And I did enjoy our time...
- Can I get some more ranch?
471
00:19:12,589 --> 00:19:15,113
Okay, thank you all for coming.
472
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,420
I just want to give a special
shout-out to Mural Arts.
473
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,204
Thank you for coming back and helping us
474
00:19:19,204 --> 00:19:21,859
with this very important work
on such late notice.
475
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:24,383
Well, one of your teachers
made a strong argument
476
00:19:24,383 --> 00:19:26,690
that we return.
477
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:29,475
I sat down with my class,
and after a lengthy discussion,
478
00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:33,436
they arrived at an idea
that they really believe in.
479
00:19:33,461 --> 00:19:35,286
So, without further ado...
480
00:19:36,047 --> 00:19:37,144
Let's go!
481
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,965
Well, I guess this Silly Sock brigade
482
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:43,054
is this generation's "Rug Vermin."
483
00:19:43,054 --> 00:19:45,361
"Rugrats," and, um, wow.
484
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,189
This is gonna be here forever.
485
00:19:47,189 --> 00:19:48,973
I have never been happier to be
on the first floor.
486
00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:50,235
I know.
487
00:19:50,235 --> 00:19:52,585
So, I guess you just
totally gave in, huh?
488
00:19:52,585 --> 00:19:55,588
Actually, if you take a closer look
at the socks' social fabric...
489
00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:58,069
- Yeah, move.
- ...it is a mosaic,
490
00:19:58,069 --> 00:20:01,594
and each of the kids got their own tile.
491
00:20:01,594 --> 00:20:03,205
Oh. Whose is this one?
492
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:06,121
This is me as a doctor, which is
what I want to be when I grow up.
493
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,687
Aww.
494
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:11,644
And this is me as the first
Black female president astronaut.
495
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,128
Ah.
496
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,869
This is me in my favorite class...
497
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,742
Mr. C's class. I'm gonna be a teacher.
498
00:20:18,742 --> 00:20:21,005
Wait. So you're trying
to grow up to be broke?
499
00:20:21,005 --> 00:20:22,702
Hey, Josh.
500
00:20:22,702 --> 00:20:25,531
Um, I know you weren't here
to help paint the mural,
501
00:20:25,531 --> 00:20:29,666
but I think we've got
some space for you over there.
502
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,494
Thank you, Mr. C.
503
00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,278
Nice job, man. I'm impressed.
504
00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:36,499
I was looking for a new paint color
for my bathroom downstairs.
505
00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:37,935
Wait, your bathroom where?
506
00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:39,458
Shut up, Janine.
507
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,851
I'm Jacob.
508
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,160
That's true. My favorite day
of the week is Wednesday.
509
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,205
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
510
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,250
What are y'all doing?
511
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,121
Oh, we're taking a personality quiz
512
00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:51,905
to see which Silly Sock we are.
513
00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,559
- Mm.
- Except me.
514
00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:56,084
I'm not giving info to some
bankrupt hippie data farm.
515
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:57,737
Too late. I already did it for you.
516
00:20:57,737 --> 00:21:00,740
What can I say?
I'm a stereotypical Nene Sock.
517
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,178
- You are Miss Ing Sock.
- Mm-hmm.
518
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,483
I knew it.
519
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:08,922
And I am the glamorous,
yet substantive Toeprah.
520
00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:10,924
You want to get in on this, Gregory?
521
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,143
Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
522
00:21:12,143 --> 00:21:13,536
I took it for you.
523
00:21:13,536 --> 00:21:14,972
I don't really care
what kind of sock I am.
524
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:16,582
- You are a Toeseph.
- That's ridiculous!
525
00:21:16,582 --> 00:21:17,975
I'm a textbook Toesha.
526
00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:19,933
Toeseph says exactly that
527
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,326
in episode 86.
528
00:21:22,961 --> 00:21:24,543
That's so Toeseph.
529
00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:28,629
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