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I know. I was like, "Mm!" You
don't have to make a decision.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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What's with the hat?
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Oh, this? It's nothing.
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It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.
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Boy, you just can't mosey
in here with a brand-new hat
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and act like you're not
wearing a brand-new hat.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Look, I'm trying something new, okay?
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- Just take it easy.
- He's right, guys.
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Come on, let's not go down this path.
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It's ugly.
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Kind of like that hat.
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- I got this from a nice store.
- What store?
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The one before you exit
the Al Capone Museum?
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What's up, Gregory?
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Did you just finish Bling
Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
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I'm being brave, okay?
You guys are sheep.
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You may want to take a long,
hard look in the mirror.
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Better us than you.
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You look like a park ranger
from a cartoon, Booboo.
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Do you think the hat looks bad?
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Oh, uh, me?
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Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad.
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Like, I think it's just different,
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like something you'd wear in "Indiana...
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Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats."
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Fine.
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I didn't like it that much, anyway.
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There's only one place this hat belongs.
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On my head.
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- Wow.
- Okay.
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- Now, that's fashion.
- That's right.
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- That's the way it's supposed to look.
- That's hattitude.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Thank you.
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Aww, I always needed a pencil.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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So, it's Teacher Appreciation
Week, which is fun.
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It's a scam.
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It's merely a way for the school
district to placate the teachers.
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This Teacher Appreciation thing,
it's a bit of a show.
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I mean, every year, I receive so many
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of the perfume/lotion
gift boxes from the students,
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but I have never received so much
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as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing
gift card from the district.
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I got this.
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- Funny.
- Yeah.
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Well, I got this
very cool, handmade thing.
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Well, it's really about the kids, so...
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Yeah, if it was about us,
we might actually
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get something from the district.
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Teacher Appreciation Week
was actually created
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so that less teachers would quit. Hm.
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That's why Mother's Day was invented,
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so less moms would leave their families.
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Gosh.
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♪ You better watch out ♪
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♪ You better not cry ♪
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♪ You better get ready to say,
"Thank you, Ava," ♪
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♪ And I'm 'bout to tell you why ♪
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So shush.
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I got you a gift from
the school district.
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Can't wait to hear.
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It's court-side seats
to your Philadelphia 76ers!
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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Oh, my God!
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It's a Teacher Appreciation
Week miracle.
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Thank you.
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You came through again.
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Who you pointing at? I'm right here.
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Don't give Jesus my credit.
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He didn't enter you
into the district-wide lottery.
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I did that.
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I did that.
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Well, thank you, Ava.
This is so exciting.
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I can't believe all the teachers
get to go see the Sixers together.
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- All my jerseys...
- Yeah!
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It's only two tickets, though.
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You know what?
I buried the lede. That's on me.
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I just wanted to see
some energy in this place.
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Anyway, yeah.
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Only two tickets.
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Bye.
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Oh, hey, boys.
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So, I'm throwing a game night
for my sister tomorrow.
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Please be in because
I just bought a new SodaStream.
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Oh, sick.
I have a surplus of CO2 cartridges.
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- Is...
- Not what you think.
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I'm in. Yeah.
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I doubt Gregory is
gonna want to, like...
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- Yeah.
- Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing?
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Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
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Oh, I love board games.
I'll play almost anything.
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But I don't with Settlers of Catan.
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My sister and I are
so excited to hang out,
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and it's gonna be different now
because we're mature adults, you know?
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But as far as my mom knows,
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Ayesha is lost in the Rockies
somewhere, okay?
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You guys ever seen that movie
"Into the Wild"?
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For the eighth time, Janine, no.
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Janine, that movie's nuts.
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I need all teachers in
the library in two minutes.
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We're gonna decide who's going
to get those tickets.
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And can somebody bring me
a Sprite? From McDonald's.
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Order! Order!
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Look, there's only two tickets,
and there's at least
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three of you, so we got
to figure this out.
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Well, do we know if everybody
even wants the tickets?
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It's not like we're
all native Philadelphians.
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Ooh.
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Well, the Sixers are playing Washington,
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my favorite team, which
I never get a chance to see.
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So some of us may want to go
more than anyone.
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- Aw.
- Mm.
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Alright, well, who does want to go?
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Ooh. Okay. I got it.
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Let's just give the tickets to Janine.
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- Why?
- What? Really?
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- Why?!
- Yeah, it's an obvious choice.
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You don't have any friends,
and you can take me,
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and we can just hope
to end up on one of those
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"Pretend I Don't Know You" cams.
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Okay, as flattering
as that proposition is,
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my sister's actually in town,
so I'd be taking her.
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Ugh, I forgot there's two of you.
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Why don't we just pick names
out of a hat?
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Do you think it's wise to be
bringing up hats, Gregory?
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No, not the hat thing,
'cause whenever we do it,
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it always goes to the person
who wants it least
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and then they wind up selling it.
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Yeah, like that time Daryl
got the eyelash extensions.
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So, it's my fault I already have
naturally long,
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luxurious lashes?
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Okay, what about a good,
old-fashioned...
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Bare-knuckle fist fight.
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Why do you have that? Relax.
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I was gonna say vote.
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I agree with Jacob
because I want to leave
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and I regret getting myself
wrapped up in this.
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Vote it is!
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- That's not gonna work.
- It could work.
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- It's not gonna work.
- It could work.
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Anybody who doesn't want them,
vote for me.
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- Welcome!
- Hi.
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Hello. Good af... Oh, good afternoon.
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So, this is it!
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It's awesome. It's really...
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Um, it's cozy.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- But cute cozy.
- Alright, so, tonight.
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I was thinking maybe you and I
could have some natural wine.
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It's like real wine, but it's natural.
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And, um, after that, I made us
a reservation for Bone Town.
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It's a really good place.
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And then I was thinking we could
watch that "Sex and the City"
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spin-off, "The Carrie Diaries."
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Heard it's really good.
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- Um, that all sounds awesome.
- Yeah.
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But, um, I-I do have some plans
with some people later.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah.
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I mean, is that a problem?
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Uh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Not... Not a problem.
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Uh, I just thought maybe since
it was gonna be us here today,
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I thought maybe we'd be hanging
out, maybe doing fun stuff.
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- And we will together.
- Yeah.
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Just not tonight, right?
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'Cause I have plans with other people.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- It just feels like,
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you know, since you're staying here,
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it feels like you would tell me
if you were gonna be leaving.
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You should, uh, okay. Sorry, Mom.
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I'll make sure to check in next time.
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Please.
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Like Mom ever cared
about where we were going.
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Yeah, we really took advantage of that.
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Yeah, you did.
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Yeah, but that's cool about tonight.
Have fun with your friends.
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But tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night is game night,
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and you don't want to miss game night.
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Feels like I couldn't,
even if I wanted to.
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Which I don't.
I'm totally amped to play games.
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Um, just not now, 'cause I'm gonna go.
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Okay, you're going now. Okay. Have fun.
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Okay, here is a ballot
with each of your names on it,
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so that you can't cheat.
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- Here you go.
- This says Jason. My name is Ja...
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I can't believe I
got wrangled into this.
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It's making me feel bad for
those professional vote counters
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for, like, mayor elections,
who have to do this every 10 years.
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What?
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And she doesn't even know
my freaking name.
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- Just let it go, Jacob.
- Come on.
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Just drop it.
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Hey, how was night one with the sister?
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Was it all sharing clothes
and fighting over the bathroom and...
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Um, no.
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She already had plans, it turned out,
which is okay
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because I technically
didn't ever tell her
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we were hanging out. I just assumed,
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and you know what they say
about assumptions.
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- Yeah, they make a...
- They're not reliable.
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Not at all.
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So, she is still coming to game night.
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- So, you guys are still in, right?
- Oh, absolutely.
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I've been scouring the boards
for all the new strategies.
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Oh! Oh, see?
This is why we are best friends.
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- Jacob.
- Yes!
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You okay?
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Barb, look at those two.
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Look at them scheming.
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Nothing good has ever come
from nerds whispering.
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Us second-floor teachers
need to stick together.
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Those first-floor people?
They don't truly understand us.
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Well, I know you're just
trying to get my vote,
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but I do think people
overlook our struggle.
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Not only do we labor more physically
to get to our classes,
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we have to endure
the quick-witted teens.
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We deserve those tickets.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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If anyone deserves the tickets, it's me.
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- I'm teaching two classes at once.
- Hold on.
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If we're talking about
who deserves the tickets,
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the answer is obvious...
The most tenured teacher.
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So, you mean you?
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With all due respect,
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I think the tickets
should go to the MVP.
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You know, the young star
who gives everyone faith
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in the franchise again.
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Or the tickets could go
to the most improved player...
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Someone who sacrificed other
goals to focus on this one.
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Someone young,
someone driven, someone...
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- Handsome.
- You know what?
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Yeah! Yeah, okay, bub.
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You haven't been a real teacher
for even a year yet.
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No, he has not.
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If I may interject,
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I would say that teaching
second grade is no picnic.
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Didn't I see your class having
a literal picnic the other day?
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Didn't I see your class
watching "Lego Batman"?
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I don't know what y'all smoking,
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but if you was to take my health class,
248
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you wouldn't be smoking anything.
249
00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,228
I'll have you drug-, tobacco-,
250
00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,130
and vape-free, like all of our students,
251
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,831
which is why I deserve the tickets.
252
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,601
I have the most important job
in this school.
253
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:34,104
I set the tone for the rest
of their academic careers.
254
00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,472
Okay, I think that "most important"
255
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,774
- is a little bit extreme.
- Thank you.
256
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,141
Okay, let's take a deep breath
257
00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,463
before we say something we don't mean.
258
00:09:39,488 --> 00:09:41,022
- Oh, shut up, haircut.
- Oh!
259
00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,647
I mean, teaching kindergarten...
The most important, Barb?
260
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,504
All youse do is teach five-year-olds
how to use safety scissors.
261
00:09:46,529 --> 00:09:49,687
And maybe if your kindergarten teacher
had done a better job,
262
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:53,423
you would know that "youse"
is not plural for "you."
263
00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:57,027
Oh, somebody swing!
264
00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,496
Alright, looks like
all the votes are in,
265
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,531
and somehow no one got molly-whopped.
266
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,133
Hey, did you vote for me?
267
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,534
What matters is that I voted.
268
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,290
Jacob, you know I want
to take my sister,
269
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,281
and Tyrese Maxey is my hall pass.
270
00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,840
Janine, it's not called
a hall pass when you're single.
271
00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,775
Hey, everybody, shh.
272
00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:14,370
I'm about to announce the winner.
273
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:15,561
Drum roll, please.
274
00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,214
And the winner is...
275
00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:19,649
Mr. Johnson.
276
00:10:19,674 --> 00:10:22,241
Put some respect on my name!
277
00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:25,264
Ha! Ha-ha! I demand a recount.
278
00:10:25,289 --> 00:10:27,311
Ranked-choice voting would have
been inherently much fairer.
279
00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,635
He's not even a real teacher.
280
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,559
You know how many classes I subbed?
281
00:10:30,662 --> 00:10:32,294
Why y'all mad? You all voted for him.
282
00:10:32,396 --> 00:10:34,163
I didn't think he'd win.
283
00:10:34,265 --> 00:10:37,033
I just voted for him 'cause I
was annoyed with everyone else.
284
00:10:39,337 --> 00:10:40,703
Well, you know what?
285
00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:43,539
You two might not have tickets
to the NBA,
286
00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:47,543
but you do have floor seats to the JGA.
287
00:10:47,568 --> 00:10:50,001
Janine Game-Night Association.
288
00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:51,657
And... And there'll be floor seats
289
00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,132
because you'll probably
be sitting on the floor.
290
00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:55,457
It's gonna be fun, and it's BYOBG.
291
00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:57,719
Bring your own... beer garden?
292
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,332
- Bubble gum?
- Baby giraffe?
293
00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:00,556
- Big Gulp.
- Brittney Griner!
294
00:11:00,658 --> 00:11:02,691
- Black Gregory?
- What? No.
295
00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:06,005
Bring Your Own Board Game. Real simple.
296
00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,696
- Yeah.
- Look, see you both there.
297
00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:11,948
Okay, okay.
298
00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:13,706
But then, after the concert was over,
299
00:11:13,731 --> 00:11:17,517
we snuck back into Red Rocks,
waited for everybody to leave,
300
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,875
stayed till the next morning,
and watched the eclipse.
301
00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:21,176
Ooh.
302
00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:23,044
That sounds so firggin awesome.
303
00:11:23,069 --> 00:11:24,078
Yeah.
304
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,990
Which makes this a lot harder.
305
00:11:26,015 --> 00:11:27,948
I totally own all your water rights now.
306
00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:29,450
Ba-boom!
307
00:11:29,553 --> 00:11:30,885
Oh, it's me.
308
00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:32,420
Ooh! It's okay, I have a vacuum.
309
00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:34,355
Um...
310
00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,524
I'm sorry, am... Am I the only one
311
00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:38,793
who doesn't understand
how this game works?
312
00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:40,461
No, Jacob is the only one who does.
313
00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:41,606
- Okay.
- Come on.
314
00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,398
Nobody plays Drought?
315
00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,556
It's the most award-winning
independent board game out.
316
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,778
We ain't got no other games?
317
00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:47,889
Uh, no.
318
00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,381
Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink.
319
00:11:49,406 --> 00:11:50,805
You want one of those hard
ciders you liked at my party?
320
00:11:50,907 --> 00:11:53,608
Actually, I made a pre-mixed
signature cocktail.
321
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,443
It's called a short island iced tea.
322
00:11:55,468 --> 00:11:57,225
Yeah, I was short on
ingredients when I made it,
323
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,316
so it's mostly just Coke
and ice, but it's pretty good.
324
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:03,584
I also have a signature cocktail.
I actually learned it in Denver.
325
00:12:03,686 --> 00:12:06,220
- Oh.
- It's called beer.
326
00:12:06,322 --> 00:12:07,654
Okay.
327
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,479
I'll take one of those.
328
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,093
Your sister is so cool.
329
00:12:13,118 --> 00:12:14,917
Yeah, she's pretty chill.
330
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,676
Yeah. She is cool and chill.
331
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,243
I think it runs in the family.
332
00:12:19,268 --> 00:12:21,501
Like, that's what people
used to tell us.
333
00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:22,891
Okay, Ta-da.
334
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,316
- Thank you.
- Ready.
335
00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,107
Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha.
336
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,510
Oh, okay. This one means
337
00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:33,579
I either stay and provide water
to the land I'm at,
338
00:12:33,681 --> 00:12:35,481
or I get to take all the water
339
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,116
- I have and bounce, right?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:12:37,218 --> 00:12:39,452
Okay, cool. I am bouncing.
341
00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,088
Well, now that means
I have to provide water
342
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,624
for all of Asia, so...
343
00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:46,146
Sucks to be you, Janine.
344
00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:48,271
But the point of this game
is to survive,
345
00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:51,930
and you can't do that if you're
taking care of everybody else, so...
346
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,866
Shocking.
347
00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:55,701
What's that supposed to mean?
348
00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:56,969
Nothing. Just...
349
00:12:57,071 --> 00:12:58,704
Didn't sound like nothing, so...
350
00:12:58,806 --> 00:12:59,872
Then maybe it was something.
351
00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:01,540
Uh, I think it's my turn, actually.
352
00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,868
No, I think my sister
has something she wants to say.
353
00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:06,144
I'm just saying that it's not
surprising to me
354
00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,712
that when things got tough
for you in Asia,
355
00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:09,113
you just took your water and bounced,
356
00:13:09,215 --> 00:13:10,715
and now I'm left to ration everything.
357
00:13:10,817 --> 00:13:12,984
Oh, no, actually, you have used
up all your rationing chips.
358
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,431
Okay, well, I didn't choose to
start in an arid, doomed biome.
359
00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:19,857
And yet, other people accepted
the responsibility
360
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,990
of making do in a dry climate.
361
00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:23,415
They didn't just leave.
362
00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:25,530
Yeah, well, I know a lost cause
when I see one,
363
00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,399
and I didn't want to waste my time.
364
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,167
That's because you abandon people,
365
00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:31,135
and it's nice to finally
hear you say it out loud.
366
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,972
Excuse me.
367
00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,974
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
368
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,210
Ayesha!
369
00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:43,580
Now, this is the game that I came for.
370
00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:46,684
I think Janine may be holding on
to a little tension from...
371
00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:48,026
- Childhood?
- Absolutely.
372
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,553
This about stuff from her childhood?
373
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,031
Ayesha.
374
00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:58,176
Ayesha!
375
00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,801
What the hell is your problem?
376
00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:02,436
You are staying at my house,
377
00:14:02,538 --> 00:14:06,140
but you just drop
your stuff off and leave,
378
00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:08,109
'cause you do whatever you want to do,
379
00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:10,448
Ayesha, and leave
the good people of Asia
380
00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:11,568
to fend for themselves.
381
00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:13,391
Can you please quit
it with the metaphor?
382
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:15,382
It is so childish.
383
00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:17,885
Oh, oh, okay. I'm childish.
384
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,386
Really?
385
00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:21,088
Who ran and hid?
386
00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:22,756
You just left.
387
00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:26,794
You leave when things get hard.
You always have.
388
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,261
Oh, my God.
389
00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,497
People move from
their hometowns all the time.
390
00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:32,933
- It's not about that.
- But you know what?
391
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:34,500
My fault.
392
00:14:34,602 --> 00:14:37,003
My fault for not staying
like good, perfect Janine.
393
00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,148
That's on me.
394
00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:39,260
- You're right.
- Wow.
395
00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:40,494
- Yeah.
- Wow.
396
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,898
If the sea levels are rising,
397
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:46,589
should I...
398
00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:49,850
I know there's a solution afoot.
I just gotta nab it.
399
00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:51,818
So...
400
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,686
I heard the teachers'
conference was fun.
401
00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:55,288
That is an understatement.
402
00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,190
Did Janine tell you
about all the swag we got?
403
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:58,524
Oh, how are you on pens?
404
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,093
Oh, I'm good on pens.
405
00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:04,463
You know how much dealing with Mom is,
406
00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:07,632
but you got to leave and go to Colorado
407
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,122
and be cool and interesting.
408
00:15:09,147 --> 00:15:10,813
Meanwhile,
409
00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:13,005
I am still here,
dealing with her by myself.
410
00:15:13,107 --> 00:15:14,874
Do you know how hard it was for me here?
411
00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:18,878
Yes, I know how hard it is here,
because I'm still here.
412
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,513
But you aren't me.
413
00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,515
- You went to Penn, Janine.
- Oh, my God.
414
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:26,451
You went to Penn, and I am... am st...
415
00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,720
To date, the only person
who's been fired
416
00:15:28,822 --> 00:15:31,156
from the Eastern State
Penitentiary's haunted house.
417
00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:32,892
- That's bad. That's not good.
- Ayesha, what does that...
418
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,323
What does that have to do with anything?
419
00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:35,501
Everything!
420
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:38,297
People had hopes for you,
and they gave up on me.
421
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:40,132
Ayesha.
422
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:41,699
You had it together.
423
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:45,703
I didn't, and I couldn't get it
together when Mom...
424
00:15:48,508 --> 00:15:50,841
When the person who needed me the most
425
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:53,912
was the most disappointed in me.
426
00:15:54,014 --> 00:15:56,915
Yeah, fine, then. I couldn't take it.
427
00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:59,083
I couldn't handle it, so I ran.
428
00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:00,451
I left.
429
00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,756
Janine...
430
00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:07,525
I am sorry.
431
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,872
I get why you...
432
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,074
left Mom.
433
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,609
I do.
434
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:29,379
It just kind of felt
like you left me, too.
435
00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:34,656
I don't want to rush you, Janine,
but if you don't make a move soon,
436
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:37,631
all your water's gonna
become non-potable.
437
00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:39,347
That basically means, like...
438
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:40,401
Yeah, no, we know what it means, Jacob.
439
00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:41,452
No, we know what it means.
440
00:16:41,477 --> 00:16:43,077
- We know what it means.
- Thank you.
441
00:16:44,863 --> 00:16:46,129
Why don't we go back to the game?
442
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,765
Yeah, okay.
443
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,733
Come on.
444
00:16:58,943 --> 00:17:01,077
Ooh, it feels like a reunion show
445
00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,946
for an absolute mess of
a "Housewives" season in here.
446
00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:07,149
Ladies and Gentleladies,
your courtside ticket winner,
447
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:08,917
Mr. Johnson.
448
00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:16,993
So, um, who you thinking about
taking with you to the game tonight?
449
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:18,994
I'm bringing Dr. J.
450
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:21,096
- You know Julius Erving?
- Who?
451
00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:23,831
No, Dr. Jamar Cameron, my podiatrist.
452
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:26,167
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, I get it.
453
00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:28,636
Now I'm the bad guy,
just because I'm rich.
454
00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:32,940
Look what happens when
the district offers us
455
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,792
less than what we need.
456
00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:37,012
Melissa, I'm sorry.
457
00:17:37,114 --> 00:17:38,613
No, I'm sorry, Barb.
458
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:41,483
See, we usually help each
other out, and this time,
459
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:43,518
we went after each other
like a bunch of peasants
460
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,087
being tossed a single ham from a wagon.
461
00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:48,022
Yeah, I-I was gonna say that
we forgot we were a team,
462
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,924
but that was beautiful, too, I guess.
463
00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:51,703
Remember when the district said
they would get us a projector
464
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,661
- for every room, and they sent one?
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:55,429
We're pretty good at sharing it, though.
466
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,664
Which reminds me, Janine,
I need it back.
467
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,865
Okay.
468
00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:00,034
You know, I should apologize, too.
469
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:01,636
I know keeping those kids off the pipe
470
00:18:01,738 --> 00:18:03,671
is only a small piece of what we do.
471
00:18:03,773 --> 00:18:05,540
Mr. Morton, I accept your apology.
472
00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:06,928
I have nothing to apologize for.
473
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,119
I said I accept.
474
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,759
Have a good day, girls.
475
00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:27,827
Damn, she looks like
the grown-up version of you,
476
00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:29,563
like if your proportions
were stretched out
477
00:18:29,665 --> 00:18:32,232
- to a normal length.
- Haha, we get it, Ava. I'm short.
478
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:35,035
It's just science, girl.
Don't be mad about facts.
479
00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:38,338
Wh...
480
00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:39,521
- Hey.
- Hi.
481
00:18:39,546 --> 00:18:40,778
What's up?
482
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,453
Uh, yeah. I came through.
483
00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:44,144
I didn't even realize you knew
where I worked.
484
00:18:44,246 --> 00:18:46,846
I mean, yeah, it's, like,
the biggest part of your life.
485
00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:48,784
I do listen, you know?
486
00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:51,051
Cool.
487
00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:52,586
It's very Janine in here.
488
00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:54,854
- Yeah.
- I mean that in a good way.
489
00:18:54,957 --> 00:18:57,557
Didn't know there was a bad way
to mean it.
490
00:18:57,659 --> 00:18:59,693
Ahh.
491
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,528
Has Mom ever been here?
492
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,067
That's crazy. Do you hear yourself?
493
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:08,768
Yeah.
494
00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:11,004
I guess things have always been
a little rocky
495
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,406
in our family, so...
496
00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:15,441
Hey, you think that's why
you moved to the Rockies?
497
00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:18,544
'Cause of the...
498
00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:23,917
Hey, could you help me out
with something?
499
00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:26,853
I don't think comedy is something
you can teach, you know?
500
00:19:26,955 --> 00:19:28,722
I feel like it's more something innate.
501
00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,789
You know what? I was talking
about that projector.
502
00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:32,444
I need help taking it back
to Gregory's room.
503
00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:34,203
- It's a little heavy.
- Oh, thank God.
504
00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:36,061
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
505
00:19:38,465 --> 00:19:40,766
Mrs. Howard, I forgot to give you this.
506
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,034
Is it too late?
507
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:45,971
Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing.
508
00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:47,106
Thank you.
509
00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,473
You're welcome.
510
00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:50,275
- Bye.
- Bye.
511
00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:54,146
You know, even after all of
these years as a teacher,
512
00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:58,784
I still have to stop and remind
myself why I'm still here.
513
00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:00,452
It's not my paycheck,
514
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:03,087
certainly not the perks
from the people who sign it,
515
00:20:03,189 --> 00:20:06,924
it's about the people who show
up here every blessed day...
516
00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:10,728
The dedicated teachers
and the wonderful students.
517
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,297
That's what I love most
about the lotion.
518
00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:16,445
When I put it on, it reminds me
519
00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:19,236
that this school, my peers,
520
00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:22,940
these students... We're all we have,
521
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:26,711
and we all appreciate
each other so much.
522
00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:31,315
Although, a $50
Buffalo Wild Wing gift card
523
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,276
wouldn't hurt anybody.
524
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,200
Ava, you need to see this.
525
00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:37,398
What's this? From the district?
526
00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,356
"Principal Coleman, we are
writing to inform you
527
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,358
that the petition to change
Abbott Elementary
528
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,460
into a Legendary Charter
will be coming in front of
529
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:45,462
the school board in..."
530
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,601
Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
531
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:56,545
where one fan has a chance
to win $1,000.
532
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,970
Here we go.
533
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,600
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
534
00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:01,767
What's your name, sir?
535
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:02,935
Mr. Johnson.
536
00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:06,329
Okay, Mr. Johnson, do you
want to play our 30-second quiz
537
00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,251
for a chance to win $1,000?
538
00:21:08,276 --> 00:21:09,790
Put some time on the clock, Christian.
539
00:21:09,815 --> 00:21:11,187
Okay.
540
00:21:11,212 --> 00:21:15,147
In 30 seconds, can you name
10 cleaning products?
541
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,712
They gave you $1,000?
542
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,021
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
543
00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:23,489
Oh.
544
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:27,574
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