1 00:00:01,124 --> 00:00:03,858 I know. I was like, "Mm!" You don't have to make a decision. 2 00:00:08,343 --> 00:00:09,608 Well? 3 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,644 Well, what? 4 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:14,080 What's with the hat? 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,082 Oh, this? It's nothing. 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:19,252 It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. 7 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:21,354 Boy, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,389 and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. 9 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,324 - Mm-hmm. - Look, I'm trying something new, okay? 10 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,026 - Just take it easy. - He's right, guys. 11 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,560 Come on, let's not go down this path. 12 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:29,762 It's ugly. 13 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,265 Kind of like that hat. 14 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,166 - I got this from a nice store. - What store? 15 00:00:34,269 --> 00:00:36,668 The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? 16 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,038 What's up, Gregory? 17 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,194 Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? 18 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,444 I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. 19 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,078 You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. 20 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,580 Better us than you. 21 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:50,505 You look like a park ranger from a cartoon, Booboo. 22 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:54,963 Do you think the hat looks bad? 23 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,455 Oh, uh, me? 24 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,257 Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. 25 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,092 Like, I think it's just different, 26 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:04,730 like something you'd wear in "Indiana... 27 00:01:04,755 --> 00:01:06,287 Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats." 28 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,705 Fine. 29 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:15,808 I didn't like it that much, anyway. 30 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,343 There's only one place this hat belongs. 31 00:01:19,765 --> 00:01:20,855 On my head. 32 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,647 - Wow. - Okay. 33 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,749 - Now, that's fashion. - That's right. 34 00:01:24,774 --> 00:01:26,818 - That's the way it's supposed to look. - That's hattitude. 35 00:01:29,749 --> 00:01:33,749 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:42,733 Thank you. 37 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:45,603 Aww, I always needed a pencil. 38 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,005 Thank you. 39 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,640 Thank you so much. 40 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,797 So, it's Teacher Appreciation Week, which is fun. 41 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,088 It's a scam. 42 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:57,081 It's merely a way for the school district to placate the teachers. 43 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:00,584 This Teacher Appreciation thing, it's a bit of a show. 44 00:02:00,686 --> 00:02:02,786 I mean, every year, I receive so many 45 00:02:02,888 --> 00:02:06,490 of the perfume/lotion gift boxes from the students, 46 00:02:06,592 --> 00:02:08,959 but I have never received so much 47 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:13,463 as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card from the district. 48 00:02:13,565 --> 00:02:15,298 I got this. 49 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,633 - Funny. - Yeah. 50 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,626 Well, I got this very cool, handmade thing. 51 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:22,606 Well, it's really about the kids, so... 52 00:02:22,631 --> 00:02:24,130 Yeah, if it was about us, we might actually 53 00:02:24,155 --> 00:02:25,752 get something from the district. 54 00:02:25,777 --> 00:02:27,364 Teacher Appreciation Week was actually created 55 00:02:27,389 --> 00:02:29,723 so that less teachers would quit. Hm. 56 00:02:29,748 --> 00:02:31,347 That's why Mother's Day was invented, 57 00:02:31,456 --> 00:02:33,038 so less moms would leave their families. 58 00:02:33,063 --> 00:02:34,127 Gosh. 59 00:02:34,152 --> 00:02:35,451 ♪ You better watch out ♪ 60 00:02:35,476 --> 00:02:37,108 ♪ You better not cry ♪ 61 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:38,709 ♪ You better get ready to say, "Thank you, Ava," ♪ 62 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:39,967 ♪ And I'm 'bout to tell you why ♪ 63 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:41,824 So shush. 64 00:02:41,926 --> 00:02:43,659 I got you a gift from the school district. 65 00:02:43,761 --> 00:02:45,294 Can't wait to hear. 66 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:48,564 It's court-side seats to your Philadelphia 76ers! 67 00:02:48,666 --> 00:02:49,899 - Oh, my God. - What? 68 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:51,901 Are you freaking kidding me?! 69 00:02:52,003 --> 00:02:53,702 Oh, my God! 70 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:57,206 It's a Teacher Appreciation Week miracle. 71 00:02:57,231 --> 00:02:58,385 Thank you. 72 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:00,376 You came through again. 73 00:03:00,478 --> 00:03:01,977 Who you pointing at? I'm right here. 74 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,646 Don't give Jesus my credit. 75 00:03:03,671 --> 00:03:05,002 He didn't enter you into the district-wide lottery. 76 00:03:05,027 --> 00:03:06,059 I did that. 77 00:03:06,084 --> 00:03:07,250 I did that. 78 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:09,308 Well, thank you, Ava. This is so exciting. 79 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:12,021 I can't believe all the teachers get to go see the Sixers together. 80 00:03:13,258 --> 00:03:15,391 - All my jerseys... - Yeah! 81 00:03:15,493 --> 00:03:17,193 It's only two tickets, though. 82 00:03:17,295 --> 00:03:19,828 You know what? I buried the lede. That's on me. 83 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:23,032 I just wanted to see some energy in this place. 84 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:24,366 Anyway, yeah. 85 00:03:24,468 --> 00:03:25,901 Only two tickets. 86 00:03:26,003 --> 00:03:27,334 Bye. 87 00:03:32,877 --> 00:03:34,342 Oh, hey, boys. 88 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:36,579 So, I'm throwing a game night for my sister tomorrow. 89 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:38,881 Please be in because I just bought a new SodaStream. 90 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:41,784 Oh, sick. I have a surplus of CO2 cartridges. 91 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,358 - Is... - Not what you think. 92 00:03:43,454 --> 00:03:44,920 I'm in. Yeah. 93 00:03:44,945 --> 00:03:46,258 I doubt Gregory is gonna want to, like... 94 00:03:46,283 --> 00:03:48,367 - Yeah. - Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing? 95 00:03:48,392 --> 00:03:50,960 Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo? 96 00:03:50,985 --> 00:03:53,562 Oh, I love board games. I'll play almost anything. 97 00:03:53,664 --> 00:03:55,731 But I don't with Settlers of Catan. 98 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,800 My sister and I are so excited to hang out, 99 00:03:57,902 --> 00:04:00,903 and it's gonna be different now because we're mature adults, you know? 100 00:04:00,928 --> 00:04:02,548 But as far as my mom knows, 101 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:05,707 Ayesha is lost in the Rockies somewhere, okay? 102 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:07,875 You guys ever seen that movie "Into the Wild"? 103 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:09,543 For the eighth time, Janine, no. 104 00:04:09,646 --> 00:04:11,746 Janine, that movie's nuts. 105 00:04:11,848 --> 00:04:14,148 I need all teachers in the library in two minutes. 106 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,884 We're gonna decide who's going to get those tickets. 107 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:20,922 And can somebody bring me a Sprite? From McDonald's. 108 00:04:22,391 --> 00:04:24,558 Order! Order! 109 00:04:24,661 --> 00:04:26,260 Look, there's only two tickets, and there's at least 110 00:04:26,362 --> 00:04:27,795 three of you, so we got to figure this out. 111 00:04:27,897 --> 00:04:30,331 Well, do we know if everybody even wants the tickets? 112 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:33,567 It's not like we're all native Philadelphians. 113 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,169 Ooh. 114 00:04:35,271 --> 00:04:36,838 Well, the Sixers are playing Washington, 115 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,507 my favorite team, which I never get a chance to see. 116 00:04:39,609 --> 00:04:41,909 So some of us may want to go more than anyone. 117 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:43,244 - Aw. - Mm. 118 00:04:43,346 --> 00:04:45,079 Alright, well, who does want to go? 119 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:47,492 Ooh. Okay. I got it. 120 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:48,817 Let's just give the tickets to Janine. 121 00:04:48,842 --> 00:04:49,994 - Why? - What? Really? 122 00:04:50,019 --> 00:04:51,619 - Why?! - Yeah, it's an obvious choice. 123 00:04:51,644 --> 00:04:53,078 You don't have any friends, and you can take me, 124 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:54,743 and we can just hope to end up on one of those 125 00:04:54,768 --> 00:04:56,167 "Pretend I Don't Know You" cams. 126 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:58,492 Okay, as flattering as that proposition is, 127 00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:00,661 my sister's actually in town, so I'd be taking her. 128 00:05:00,763 --> 00:05:02,296 Ugh, I forgot there's two of you. 129 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:04,008 Why don't we just pick names out of a hat? 130 00:05:04,033 --> 00:05:06,153 Do you think it's wise to be bringing up hats, Gregory? 131 00:05:06,178 --> 00:05:08,279 No, not the hat thing, 'cause whenever we do it, 132 00:05:08,304 --> 00:05:10,003 it always goes to the person who wants it least 133 00:05:10,105 --> 00:05:11,539 and then they wind up selling it. 134 00:05:11,641 --> 00:05:14,808 Yeah, like that time Daryl got the eyelash extensions. 135 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:18,045 So, it's my fault I already have naturally long, 136 00:05:18,147 --> 00:05:19,313 luxurious lashes? 137 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:21,549 Okay, what about a good, old-fashioned... 138 00:05:21,651 --> 00:05:23,472 Bare-knuckle fist fight. 139 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:24,529 Why do you have that? Relax. 140 00:05:24,554 --> 00:05:27,020 I was gonna say vote. 141 00:05:27,122 --> 00:05:28,888 I agree with Jacob because I want to leave 142 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,823 and I regret getting myself wrapped up in this. 143 00:05:30,925 --> 00:05:32,325 Vote it is! 144 00:05:32,427 --> 00:05:34,126 - That's not gonna work. - It could work. 145 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,238 - It's not gonna work. - It could work. 146 00:05:35,263 --> 00:05:37,997 Anybody who doesn't want them, vote for me. 147 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:41,067 - Welcome! - Hi. 148 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:42,735 Hello. Good af... Oh, good afternoon. 149 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,980 So, this is it! 150 00:05:44,005 --> 00:05:46,406 It's awesome. It's really... 151 00:05:46,508 --> 00:05:47,907 Um, it's cozy. 152 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:49,475 - Yeah? - Yeah. 153 00:05:49,578 --> 00:05:52,144 - But cute cozy. - Alright, so, tonight. 154 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:54,880 I was thinking maybe you and I could have some natural wine. 155 00:05:54,982 --> 00:05:56,649 It's like real wine, but it's natural. 156 00:05:56,751 --> 00:05:59,185 And, um, after that, I made us a reservation for Bone Town. 157 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:00,809 It's a really good place. 158 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:02,376 And then I was thinking we could watch that "Sex and the City" 159 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:04,000 spin-off, "The Carrie Diaries." 160 00:06:04,025 --> 00:06:06,058 Heard it's really good. 161 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,062 - Um, that all sounds awesome. - Yeah. 162 00:06:10,164 --> 00:06:15,147 But, um, I-I do have some plans with some people later. 163 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:17,157 - Tonight? - Yeah. 164 00:06:17,182 --> 00:06:18,480 I mean, is that a problem? 165 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:19,872 Uh, no. 166 00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:21,607 No, no, no, no, no. Not... Not a problem. 167 00:06:21,709 --> 00:06:24,744 Uh, I just thought maybe since it was gonna be us here today, 168 00:06:24,846 --> 00:06:27,346 I thought maybe we'd be hanging out, maybe doing fun stuff. 169 00:06:27,448 --> 00:06:29,849 - And we will together. - Yeah. 170 00:06:29,951 --> 00:06:32,218 Just not tonight, right? 171 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:35,087 'Cause I have plans with other people. 172 00:06:35,112 --> 00:06:36,199 Okay. Yeah. 173 00:06:36,231 --> 00:06:37,444 - Yeah. - It just feels like, 174 00:06:37,469 --> 00:06:39,102 you know, since you're staying here, 175 00:06:39,127 --> 00:06:42,027 it feels like you would tell me if you were gonna be leaving. 176 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:44,230 You should, uh, okay. Sorry, Mom. 177 00:06:44,331 --> 00:06:46,365 I'll make sure to check in next time. 178 00:06:48,502 --> 00:06:50,870 Please. 179 00:06:50,895 --> 00:06:52,958 Like Mom ever cared about where we were going. 180 00:06:52,983 --> 00:06:55,984 Yeah, we really took advantage of that. 181 00:06:56,009 --> 00:06:57,375 Yeah, you did. 182 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:59,944 Yeah, but that's cool about tonight. Have fun with your friends. 183 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:01,312 But tomorrow night? 184 00:07:01,414 --> 00:07:03,081 Tomorrow night is game night, 185 00:07:03,183 --> 00:07:05,917 and you don't want to miss game night. 186 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:09,087 Feels like I couldn't, even if I wanted to. 187 00:07:09,189 --> 00:07:12,891 Which I don't. I'm totally amped to play games. 188 00:07:12,993 --> 00:07:15,659 Um, just not now, 'cause I'm gonna go. 189 00:07:15,684 --> 00:07:18,352 Okay, you're going now. Okay. Have fun. 190 00:07:23,913 --> 00:07:26,436 Okay, here is a ballot with each of your names on it, 191 00:07:26,461 --> 00:07:27,493 so that you can't cheat. 192 00:07:27,518 --> 00:07:29,811 - Here you go. - This says Jason. My name is Ja... 193 00:07:29,835 --> 00:07:31,388 I can't believe I got wrangled into this. 194 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,208 It's making me feel bad for those professional vote counters 195 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:36,278 for, like, mayor elections, who have to do this every 10 years. 196 00:07:36,303 --> 00:07:37,603 What? 197 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:39,615 And she doesn't even know my freaking name. 198 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,916 - Just let it go, Jacob. - Come on. 199 00:07:40,941 --> 00:07:42,140 Just drop it. 200 00:07:42,165 --> 00:07:44,352 Hey, how was night one with the sister? 201 00:07:44,377 --> 00:07:47,301 Was it all sharing clothes and fighting over the bathroom and... 202 00:07:47,404 --> 00:07:48,469 Um, no. 203 00:07:48,572 --> 00:07:52,428 She already had plans, it turned out, which is okay 204 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,714 because I technically didn't ever tell her 205 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,242 we were hanging out. I just assumed, 206 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,743 and you know what they say about assumptions. 207 00:07:57,846 --> 00:07:59,512 - Yeah, they make a... - They're not reliable. 208 00:07:59,614 --> 00:08:00,880 Not at all. 209 00:08:00,983 --> 00:08:03,383 So, she is still coming to game night. 210 00:08:03,485 --> 00:08:05,352 - So, you guys are still in, right? - Oh, absolutely. 211 00:08:05,454 --> 00:08:07,153 I've been scouring the boards for all the new strategies. 212 00:08:07,255 --> 00:08:10,090 Oh! Oh, see? This is why we are best friends. 213 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:11,691 - Jacob. - Yes! 214 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:12,846 You okay? 215 00:08:12,871 --> 00:08:15,472 Barb, look at those two. 216 00:08:15,497 --> 00:08:17,364 Look at them scheming. 217 00:08:17,466 --> 00:08:19,765 Nothing good has ever come from nerds whispering. 218 00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:22,068 Us second-floor teachers need to stick together. 219 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,569 Those first-floor people? They don't truly understand us. 220 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,105 Well, I know you're just trying to get my vote, 221 00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:27,939 but I do think people overlook our struggle. 222 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,575 Not only do we labor more physically to get to our classes, 223 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,344 we have to endure the quick-witted teens. 224 00:08:32,446 --> 00:08:34,013 We deserve those tickets. 225 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:35,614 Oh, you can't be serious. 226 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,282 If anyone deserves the tickets, it's me. 227 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:40,185 - I'm teaching two classes at once. - Hold on. 228 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,621 If we're talking about who deserves the tickets, 229 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,391 the answer is obvious... The most tenured teacher. 230 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:46,502 So, you mean you? 231 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,893 With all due respect, 232 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,029 I think the tickets should go to the MVP. 233 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:52,031 You know, the young star who gives everyone faith 234 00:08:52,056 --> 00:08:53,488 in the franchise again. 235 00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:56,281 Or the tickets could go to the most improved player... 236 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:59,303 Someone who sacrificed other goals to focus on this one. 237 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,805 Someone young, someone driven, someone... 238 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,374 - Handsome. - You know what? 239 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,909 Yeah! Yeah, okay, bub. 240 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,445 You haven't been a real teacher for even a year yet. 241 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,712 No, he has not. 242 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,281 If I may interject, 243 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,550 I would say that teaching second grade is no picnic. 244 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:15,719 Didn't I see your class having a literal picnic the other day? 245 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:18,256 Didn't I see your class watching "Lego Batman"? 246 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,723 I don't know what y'all smoking, 247 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,392 but if you was to take my health class, 248 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,826 you wouldn't be smoking anything. 249 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,228 I'll have you drug-, tobacco-, 250 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,130 and vape-free, like all of our students, 251 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,831 which is why I deserve the tickets. 252 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,601 I have the most important job in this school. 253 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:34,104 I set the tone for the rest of their academic careers. 254 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,472 Okay, I think that "most important" 255 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,774 - is a little bit extreme. - Thank you. 256 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,141 Okay, let's take a deep breath 257 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,463 before we say something we don't mean. 258 00:09:39,488 --> 00:09:41,022 - Oh, shut up, haircut. - Oh! 259 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,647 I mean, teaching kindergarten... The most important, Barb? 260 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,504 All youse do is teach five-year-olds how to use safety scissors. 261 00:09:46,529 --> 00:09:49,687 And maybe if your kindergarten teacher had done a better job, 262 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:53,423 you would know that "youse" is not plural for "you." 263 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:57,027 Oh, somebody swing! 264 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,496 Alright, looks like all the votes are in, 265 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,531 and somehow no one got molly-whopped. 266 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,133 Hey, did you vote for me? 267 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,534 What matters is that I voted. 268 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,290 Jacob, you know I want to take my sister, 269 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,281 and Tyrese Maxey is my hall pass. 270 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,840 Janine, it's not called a hall pass when you're single. 271 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,775 Hey, everybody, shh. 272 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:14,370 I'm about to announce the winner. 273 00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:15,561 Drum roll, please. 274 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,214 And the winner is... 275 00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:19,649 Mr. Johnson. 276 00:10:19,674 --> 00:10:22,241 Put some respect on my name! 277 00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:25,264 Ha! Ha-ha! I demand a recount. 278 00:10:25,289 --> 00:10:27,311 Ranked-choice voting would have been inherently much fairer. 279 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,635 He's not even a real teacher. 280 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,559 You know how many classes I subbed? 281 00:10:30,662 --> 00:10:32,294 Why y'all mad? You all voted for him. 282 00:10:32,396 --> 00:10:34,163 I didn't think he'd win. 283 00:10:34,265 --> 00:10:37,033 I just voted for him 'cause I was annoyed with everyone else. 284 00:10:39,337 --> 00:10:40,703 Well, you know what? 285 00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:43,539 You two might not have tickets to the NBA, 286 00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:47,543 but you do have floor seats to the JGA. 287 00:10:47,568 --> 00:10:50,001 Janine Game-Night Association. 288 00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:51,657 And... And there'll be floor seats 289 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,132 because you'll probably be sitting on the floor. 290 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:55,457 It's gonna be fun, and it's BYOBG. 291 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:57,719 Bring your own... beer garden? 292 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,332 - Bubble gum? - Baby giraffe? 293 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:00,556 - Big Gulp. - Brittney Griner! 294 00:11:00,658 --> 00:11:02,691 - Black Gregory? - What? No. 295 00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:06,005 Bring Your Own Board Game. Real simple. 296 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,696 - Yeah. - Look, see you both there. 297 00:11:10,748 --> 00:11:11,948 Okay, okay. 298 00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:13,706 But then, after the concert was over, 299 00:11:13,731 --> 00:11:17,517 we snuck back into Red Rocks, waited for everybody to leave, 300 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:19,875 stayed till the next morning, and watched the eclipse. 301 00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:21,176 Ooh. 302 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:23,044 That sounds so firggin awesome. 303 00:11:23,069 --> 00:11:24,078 Yeah. 304 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,990 Which makes this a lot harder. 305 00:11:26,015 --> 00:11:27,948 I totally own all your water rights now. 306 00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:29,450 Ba-boom! 307 00:11:29,553 --> 00:11:30,885 Oh, it's me. 308 00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:32,420 Ooh! It's okay, I have a vacuum. 309 00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:34,355 Um... 310 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:36,524 I'm sorry, am... Am I the only one 311 00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:38,793 who doesn't understand how this game works? 312 00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:40,461 No, Jacob is the only one who does. 313 00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:41,606 - Okay. - Come on. 314 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,398 Nobody plays Drought? 315 00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,556 It's the most award-winning independent board game out. 316 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:46,778 We ain't got no other games? 317 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:47,889 Uh, no. 318 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,381 Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink. 319 00:11:49,406 --> 00:11:50,805 You want one of those hard ciders you liked at my party? 320 00:11:50,907 --> 00:11:53,608 Actually, I made a pre-mixed signature cocktail. 321 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,443 It's called a short island iced tea. 322 00:11:55,468 --> 00:11:57,225 Yeah, I was short on ingredients when I made it, 323 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,316 so it's mostly just Coke and ice, but it's pretty good. 324 00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:03,584 I also have a signature cocktail. I actually learned it in Denver. 325 00:12:03,686 --> 00:12:06,220 - Oh. - It's called beer. 326 00:12:06,322 --> 00:12:07,654 Okay. 327 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,479 I'll take one of those. 328 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,093 Your sister is so cool. 329 00:12:13,118 --> 00:12:14,917 Yeah, she's pretty chill. 330 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,676 Yeah. She is cool and chill. 331 00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,243 I think it runs in the family. 332 00:12:19,268 --> 00:12:21,501 Like, that's what people used to tell us. 333 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:22,891 Okay, Ta-da. 334 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,316 - Thank you. - Ready. 335 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,107 Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha. 336 00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:30,510 Oh, okay. This one means 337 00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:33,579 I either stay and provide water to the land I'm at, 338 00:12:33,681 --> 00:12:35,481 or I get to take all the water 339 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,116 - I have and bounce, right? - Mm-hmm. 340 00:12:37,218 --> 00:12:39,452 Okay, cool. I am bouncing. 341 00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:43,088 Well, now that means I have to provide water 342 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,624 for all of Asia, so... 343 00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:46,146 Sucks to be you, Janine. 344 00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:48,271 But the point of this game is to survive, 345 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:51,930 and you can't do that if you're taking care of everybody else, so... 346 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,866 Shocking. 347 00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:55,701 What's that supposed to mean? 348 00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:56,969 Nothing. Just... 349 00:12:57,071 --> 00:12:58,704 Didn't sound like nothing, so... 350 00:12:58,806 --> 00:12:59,872 Then maybe it was something. 351 00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:01,540 Uh, I think it's my turn, actually. 352 00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,868 No, I think my sister has something she wants to say. 353 00:13:03,978 --> 00:13:06,144 I'm just saying that it's not surprising to me 354 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,712 that when things got tough for you in Asia, 355 00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:09,113 you just took your water and bounced, 356 00:13:09,215 --> 00:13:10,715 and now I'm left to ration everything. 357 00:13:10,817 --> 00:13:12,984 Oh, no, actually, you have used up all your rationing chips. 358 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,431 Okay, well, I didn't choose to start in an arid, doomed biome. 359 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:19,857 And yet, other people accepted the responsibility 360 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,990 of making do in a dry climate. 361 00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:23,415 They didn't just leave. 362 00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:25,530 Yeah, well, I know a lost cause when I see one, 363 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,399 and I didn't want to waste my time. 364 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,167 That's because you abandon people, 365 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:31,135 and it's nice to finally hear you say it out loud. 366 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,972 Excuse me. 367 00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,974 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 368 00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,210 Ayesha! 369 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:43,580 Now, this is the game that I came for. 370 00:13:43,683 --> 00:13:46,684 I think Janine may be holding on to a little tension from... 371 00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:48,026 - Childhood? - Absolutely. 372 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,553 This about stuff from her childhood? 373 00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,031 Ayesha. 374 00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:58,176 Ayesha! 375 00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,801 What the hell is your problem? 376 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:02,436 You are staying at my house, 377 00:14:02,538 --> 00:14:06,140 but you just drop your stuff off and leave, 378 00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:08,109 'cause you do whatever you want to do, 379 00:14:08,134 --> 00:14:10,448 Ayesha, and leave the good people of Asia 380 00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:11,568 to fend for themselves. 381 00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:13,391 Can you please quit it with the metaphor? 382 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:15,382 It is so childish. 383 00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:17,885 Oh, oh, okay. I'm childish. 384 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,386 Really? 385 00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:21,088 Who ran and hid? 386 00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:22,756 You just left. 387 00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:26,794 You leave when things get hard. You always have. 388 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,261 Oh, my God. 389 00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,497 People move from their hometowns all the time. 390 00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:32,933 - It's not about that. - But you know what? 391 00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:34,500 My fault. 392 00:14:34,602 --> 00:14:37,003 My fault for not staying like good, perfect Janine. 393 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,148 That's on me. 394 00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:39,260 - You're right. - Wow. 395 00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:40,494 - Yeah. - Wow. 396 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,898 If the sea levels are rising, 397 00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:46,589 should I... 398 00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:49,850 I know there's a solution afoot. I just gotta nab it. 399 00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:51,818 So... 400 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,686 I heard the teachers' conference was fun. 401 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:55,288 That is an understatement. 402 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,190 Did Janine tell you about all the swag we got? 403 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:58,524 Oh, how are you on pens? 404 00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,093 Oh, I'm good on pens. 405 00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:04,463 You know how much dealing with Mom is, 406 00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:07,632 but you got to leave and go to Colorado 407 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,122 and be cool and interesting. 408 00:15:09,147 --> 00:15:10,813 Meanwhile, 409 00:15:10,838 --> 00:15:13,005 I am still here, dealing with her by myself. 410 00:15:13,107 --> 00:15:14,874 Do you know how hard it was for me here? 411 00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:18,878 Yes, I know how hard it is here, because I'm still here. 412 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,513 But you aren't me. 413 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:23,515 - You went to Penn, Janine. - Oh, my God. 414 00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:26,451 You went to Penn, and I am... am st... 415 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:28,720 To date, the only person who's been fired 416 00:15:28,822 --> 00:15:31,156 from the Eastern State Penitentiary's haunted house. 417 00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:32,892 - That's bad. That's not good. - Ayesha, what does that... 418 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,323 What does that have to do with anything? 419 00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:35,501 Everything! 420 00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:38,297 People had hopes for you, and they gave up on me. 421 00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:40,132 Ayesha. 422 00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:41,699 You had it together. 423 00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:45,703 I didn't, and I couldn't get it together when Mom... 424 00:15:48,508 --> 00:15:50,841 When the person who needed me the most 425 00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:53,912 was the most disappointed in me. 426 00:15:54,014 --> 00:15:56,915 Yeah, fine, then. I couldn't take it. 427 00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:59,083 I couldn't handle it, so I ran. 428 00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:00,451 I left. 429 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,756 Janine... 430 00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:07,525 I am sorry. 431 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,872 I get why you... 432 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,074 left Mom. 433 00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,609 I do. 434 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:29,379 It just kind of felt like you left me, too. 435 00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:34,656 I don't want to rush you, Janine, but if you don't make a move soon, 436 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:37,631 all your water's gonna become non-potable. 437 00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:39,347 That basically means, like... 438 00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:40,401 Yeah, no, we know what it means, Jacob. 439 00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:41,452 No, we know what it means. 440 00:16:41,477 --> 00:16:43,077 - We know what it means. - Thank you. 441 00:16:44,863 --> 00:16:46,129 Why don't we go back to the game? 442 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,765 Yeah, okay. 443 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,733 Come on. 444 00:16:58,943 --> 00:17:01,077 Ooh, it feels like a reunion show 445 00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,946 for an absolute mess of a "Housewives" season in here. 446 00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:07,149 Ladies and Gentleladies, your courtside ticket winner, 447 00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:08,917 Mr. Johnson. 448 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:16,993 So, um, who you thinking about taking with you to the game tonight? 449 00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:18,994 I'm bringing Dr. J. 450 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:21,096 - You know Julius Erving? - Who? 451 00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:23,831 No, Dr. Jamar Cameron, my podiatrist. 452 00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:26,167 - Oh, come on. - Oh, I get it. 453 00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:28,636 Now I'm the bad guy, just because I'm rich. 454 00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:32,940 Look what happens when the district offers us 455 00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,792 less than what we need. 456 00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:37,012 Melissa, I'm sorry. 457 00:17:37,114 --> 00:17:38,613 No, I'm sorry, Barb. 458 00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:41,483 See, we usually help each other out, and this time, 459 00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:43,518 we went after each other like a bunch of peasants 460 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,087 being tossed a single ham from a wagon. 461 00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:48,022 Yeah, I-I was gonna say that we forgot we were a team, 462 00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,924 but that was beautiful, too, I guess. 463 00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:51,703 Remember when the district said they would get us a projector 464 00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,661 - for every room, and they sent one? - Mm-hmm. 465 00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:55,429 We're pretty good at sharing it, though. 466 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,664 Which reminds me, Janine, I need it back. 467 00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:57,865 Okay. 468 00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:00,034 You know, I should apologize, too. 469 00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:01,636 I know keeping those kids off the pipe 470 00:18:01,738 --> 00:18:03,671 is only a small piece of what we do. 471 00:18:03,773 --> 00:18:05,540 Mr. Morton, I accept your apology. 472 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:06,928 I have nothing to apologize for. 473 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,119 I said I accept. 474 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,759 Have a good day, girls. 475 00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:27,827 Damn, she looks like the grown-up version of you, 476 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:29,563 like if your proportions were stretched out 477 00:18:29,665 --> 00:18:32,232 - to a normal length. - Haha, we get it, Ava. I'm short. 478 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:35,035 It's just science, girl. Don't be mad about facts. 479 00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:38,338 Wh... 480 00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:39,521 - Hey. - Hi. 481 00:18:39,546 --> 00:18:40,778 What's up? 482 00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,453 Uh, yeah. I came through. 483 00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:44,144 I didn't even realize you knew where I worked. 484 00:18:44,246 --> 00:18:46,846 I mean, yeah, it's, like, the biggest part of your life. 485 00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:48,784 I do listen, you know? 486 00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:51,051 Cool. 487 00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:52,586 It's very Janine in here. 488 00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:54,854 - Yeah. - I mean that in a good way. 489 00:18:54,957 --> 00:18:57,557 Didn't know there was a bad way to mean it. 490 00:18:57,659 --> 00:18:59,693 Ahh. 491 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,528 Has Mom ever been here? 492 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,067 That's crazy. Do you hear yourself? 493 00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:08,768 Yeah. 494 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:11,004 I guess things have always been a little rocky 495 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,406 in our family, so... 496 00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:15,441 Hey, you think that's why you moved to the Rockies? 497 00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:18,544 'Cause of the... 498 00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:23,917 Hey, could you help me out with something? 499 00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:26,853 I don't think comedy is something you can teach, you know? 500 00:19:26,955 --> 00:19:28,722 I feel like it's more something innate. 501 00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,789 You know what? I was talking about that projector. 502 00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:32,444 I need help taking it back to Gregory's room. 503 00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:34,203 - It's a little heavy. - Oh, thank God. 504 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:36,061 - Yeah. - Thank you. 505 00:19:38,465 --> 00:19:40,766 Mrs. Howard, I forgot to give you this. 506 00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,034 Is it too late? 507 00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:45,971 Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing. 508 00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:47,106 Thank you. 509 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:48,473 You're welcome. 510 00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:50,275 - Bye. - Bye. 511 00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:54,146 You know, even after all of these years as a teacher, 512 00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:58,784 I still have to stop and remind myself why I'm still here. 513 00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:00,452 It's not my paycheck, 514 00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:03,087 certainly not the perks from the people who sign it, 515 00:20:03,189 --> 00:20:06,924 it's about the people who show up here every blessed day... 516 00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:10,728 The dedicated teachers and the wonderful students. 517 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,297 That's what I love most about the lotion. 518 00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:16,445 When I put it on, it reminds me 519 00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:19,236 that this school, my peers, 520 00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:22,940 these students... We're all we have, 521 00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:26,711 and we all appreciate each other so much. 522 00:20:27,914 --> 00:20:31,315 Although, a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card 523 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,276 wouldn't hurt anybody. 524 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,200 Ava, you need to see this. 525 00:20:35,476 --> 00:20:37,398 What's this? From the district? 526 00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,356 "Principal Coleman, we are writing to inform you 527 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,358 that the petition to change Abbott Elementary 528 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,460 into a Legendary Charter will be coming in front of 529 00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:45,462 the school board in..." 530 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,601 Hey, Philly, it's time for our 30-second quiz, 531 00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:56,545 where one fan has a chance to win $1,000. 532 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,970 Here we go. 533 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,600 Alright, fans, I'm here with... 534 00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:01,767 What's your name, sir? 535 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:02,935 Mr. Johnson. 536 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:06,329 Okay, Mr. Johnson, do you want to play our 30-second quiz 537 00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,251 for a chance to win $1,000? 538 00:21:08,276 --> 00:21:09,790 Put some time on the clock, Christian. 539 00:21:09,815 --> 00:21:11,187 Okay. 540 00:21:11,212 --> 00:21:15,147 In 30 seconds, can you name 10 cleaning products? 541 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,712 They gave you $1,000? 542 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,021 And a $50 gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings. 543 00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:23,489 Oh. 544 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:27,574 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com -