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Here it is. Item number seven
of next week's school board meeting.
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A proposal to transition
Abbott Elementary
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into a Legendary Charter School
for the 2023-24 school year.
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Times New Roman,
the most decisive of the fonts.
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Well, I guess that's it.
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Draemond goes to the school board,
we become a charter.
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This is horrible.
I can't be a charter teacher.
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I-I don't have the wardrobe for it.
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School district's gonna
hang us out to dry yet again.
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Can't we call the teacher's
union or something?
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All they can do is help us
find a job at another public.
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I was really hoping that I had
gotten through to that young man.
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As his former teacher,
I thought that Draemond
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would take my words to heart.
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But now we don't know
who will be asked to stay
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and who will be forced to leave,
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and that goes for teachers and students.
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I know that this seems
really, really bad,
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but look, no matter what happens,
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we are still Abbott Elementary.
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You know, they can't take
that away from us.
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Just found out we're not gonna
be Abbott Elementary anymore.
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Draemond is changing the name
to "Legendary Schools Presents:
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Abbott Charter."
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What in the Lee Daniels?
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I mean...
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Wait, I don't get it.
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You know what? No.
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This is not happening.
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Not on our watch.
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- Yeah, that's right.
- Right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, no.
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We can do something about this.
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- Who is Lee Daniels?
- Yes. We're gonna fight back.
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Here is what I found for Lee Daniels.
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African Amer...
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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That's what needs to happen.
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Operation Save The School starts now.
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Okay, I'm gonna staple all the info
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about what's going on
to the kids' clothes
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- so the parents see it.
- Nice.
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I'm gonna butter up Delisha Sloss
like a hot dinner roll
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and see what she can do for us
on the school board level.
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And I am gonna talk
to every parent I see
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and tell them what Legendary is up to.
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When they find out, they are
going to storm the gates...
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...of the school board.
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- If they have gates there.
- Wait.
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We can hardly get parents
to come to the Open House.
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I don't think you're gonna get
that many at drop off.
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Oh, no, I'm very good at canvassing.
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People always open the door for me
'cause they think I'm a lost child.
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Oh, Ava, you look great.
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It'd be breaking news if I didn't.
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Where are you headed?
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To handle my business.
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I would tell y'all my plan,
but then it'd be compromised
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and this walk off
wouldn't be as enticing.
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Oh, hey! You're the mom with the bi...
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Mm. You're Krystal, right?
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Yep.
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- Oh, cute look.
- Thank you.
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You should let me
hook you up with my brand.
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We just released our line
of extra-petite bitch.
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- Okay. Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Listen, I'm trying to spread the word
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about Draemond Winding
and Legendary Charter...
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Oh, let me stop you right there.
I read about that on Facebook.
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Look, I'm all for keeping the
schools public. What do you need?
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Wow, that was so easy.
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Man, I had a whole
presentation prepared,
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and if that didn't work, begging.
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Well, keep me updated.
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- Look, take my e-mail...
- Okay.
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It's S-L-U... Oh, you know what?
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Actually, I can get it from Venus,
'cause I'm sure she has it.
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- Alright, Miss Teagues.
- Teagues.
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Okay. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to see you.
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I've got good news,
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and I've got bad news.
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The good news is every day
is a blessing.
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The bad news is Draemond
has already buttered up
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Delisha Sloss like a freshly
cooked piece of corn on the cob.
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Son of a bitch!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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I'm... This whole situation's
got me on edge.
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My night terrors have spread
into day terrors.
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I can't tell if I'm asleep right now,
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or if this is some kind of waking
nightmare. Like, you know...
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I think I might be saving Abbott.
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I already got a parent on board,
and I didn't even have to fake cry.
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Or real cry.
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The bell went off before
I could get more signatures,
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but the parents want to help.
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We just have to engage them.
So, who's with me?
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I'll do it with you
after school, Janine.
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Oh!
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Uh, I mean I'll get engaged with you.
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With the parents.
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- We're gonna get signatures.
- Yes, we are. Yes.
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- Who... Who else?
- Yes! Alright, I'm with you.
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Yeah, so are we.
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I'm not loved by all of the parents,
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uh, except for the one
that calls me Stuart Little.
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But even that, I'm not sure
is the compliment
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I want it to be.
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Okay, you hold down the fort here,
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and the rest of us
will go car to car together.
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- Yes!
- Yes! Si se puede!
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Yes! Si se p... Yes!
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- Actually, no.
- Um... no.
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- No, no, no.
- We've got three more classes.
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Yeah, okay. We'll do it after school.
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'Cause I'm about to pick
the kids up now...
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Hello. Hey. Hi!
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Sorry, I'm not interested in
saving the whales or whatever.
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Oh, no. I mean, neither am I.
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I don't get the hype.
It's like seahorses...
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Uh, sorry, that's not
what we're here to talk about.
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So, I want to talk to you
about making a change.
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I don't believe in climate change.
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Uh, alarming, but no.
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Actually, I'm talking
about saving Abbott.
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Ugh, I was more interested
in the whales.
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Okay, I just need
a little bit of your time.
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I don't understand. I thought
Abbott was already a charter.
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Actually, it's complicated,
but if you coul...
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Well, unless you can uncomplicate it,
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I gotta get to work.
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But I... Come on, come on.
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Hey!
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Are you the teacher
that stapled that letter
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to my son's brand-new jacket?
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Jacob!
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I told you, quit stapling stuff
to the kids.
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Excuse me, miss. I was wondering...
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- Oh, hey, Erika.
- Hey, Greg.
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What you doing out here,
begging for money?
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I told you I can get you involved
with my cousin's Herbalife thing.
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- Let me text him.
- No. No.
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I'm just trying to get petitions signed.
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Um, Janine tell you about this?
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She might have mentioned it. Mm-hmm.
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I'll sign.
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So, heard you and Janine
just friends now.
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We are.
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Did she tell you everything?
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That's what friends do...
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Mr. It Was A Whoopsie.
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So, you cool being just friends, or...
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Yes.
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I am, Erika.
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It's... fine.
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Are you done signing?
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Ooh, testy.
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I heard that pause, though.
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I'm... I... Well, I barely got anything.
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Me neither. I mean, I get it.
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I wouldn't sign anything I handed me.
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Janine, how'd you get that first
person to sign up so easily?
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Well, I just explained
to Krystal that if...
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Oh, the mom with the "bitch" tattoo.
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Of course she signed on.
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She's one of our most active parents.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, this was a fool's errand.
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Now it makes sense, 'cause
we were sent on it by a fool.
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Hey! I'm sorry.
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I know you're trying really hard,
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but... this may be a lost cause.
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Hey! Don't go!
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This will only take
27 minutes of your time.
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So, how'd that begging work out?
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Okay, we are not begging.
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We are respectfully pleading,
and not well. Mm.
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- Where'd you go?
- Job interview.
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Ava!
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I'll be the first one fired
by Legendary.
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You know the saying...
"Finest one in, first one out."
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I thought you were trying
to stop us from going charter.
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I've been trying to stop it.
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Even went down to the
school board myself, but now...
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Let's get every teacher in a room, okay?
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And then we don't leave
until we figure this out.
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Or until 9:00 p.m.
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That's when my neighbors start arguing,
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and you can't DVR that.
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What job did you interview for, anyway?
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Chief Marketing Officer,
Legendary Schools.
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What?
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Their branding needs work.
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I can't believe we might all get fired.
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We don't know that yet.
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I have had just about enough, Morton.
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Sorry. That man knows
where my buttons are
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and just loves to push.
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We don't know anything.
This could be good.
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Or very bad.
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Thank you for that crack analysis, Ally.
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Okay.
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My plan A didn't work out,
so now I turn to you, my plan B's.
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Well, I really don't know
where we go from here.
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We didn't get enough signatures,
and we need at least 500
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to prove to the school board that
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the community's against going charter.
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Hold up. All we need is signatures?
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That's easy. I know tons of names.
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Barbara, Melissa, Jason, Marge,
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Homer, Peter Pan...
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They need to be real names
of real people
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- who live in this community.
- Oh.
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What if we just focus on new ideas?
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Because what we've been doing
isn't working.
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No idea is too stupid to pitch.
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How about if we just lock
all the doors in the school?
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Then they can't get in.
Like "Lean on Me."
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In a rare turn of events, I was wrong.
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Please only pitch good ideas.
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Alright, what if we petition
to take over Addington?
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You know, we go on the offense.
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Oh! I like it. A hostile takeover.
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Did a lot of "hostel" takeovers in Peru.
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Get it? I stayed in them.
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Just trying to lighten the mood.
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Normally, I would politely chuckle,
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but this might not be the right time
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- to lighten the mood.
- That's it, Morton.
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You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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We could bribe the superintendent.
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With what money?
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Would you get your head
in the game, Ally?
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In my safety deposit box,
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I have 3/4 of what
I think is a treasure map.
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Now if we find the other quarter...
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We have to trick them.
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We have to trick the community
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into simply signing their names
on our petition,
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and then we will submit it
to the school board, and...
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we will win.
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It's not my preference
to dance with the devil,
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but this is a special case.
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I'm sorry.
Tricking them just seems wrong.
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They need to know what they're signing
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and the why behind it.
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No, let's trick 'em.
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Oh, guys, how would we even do that?
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What, we throw a big festival
during Open House
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and make people sign
the petition to get in?
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Like... Now, that's absurd,
but it does give me an idea.
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We should throw a big fun
festival during the Open House
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and make everyone sign
the petition to get in.
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You just repeated what I said
and added the word "fun" in it.
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- Yeah.
- One problem.
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The parents don't come to Open House.
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This'll be more than an Open House.
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We have a couple weeks
to make this thing a blowout
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with games and prizes
and must-see entertainment.
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Why can't you ever give me
credit for a good idea?
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Stop making everything
about you, Janine.
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AVA Fest is about the kids.
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Hold up. Ava Fest?
264
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Why is it named after you,
all of a sudden?
265
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It's not, Melissa. A-V-A.
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A Very Abbott Festival.
267
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AVA Fest prep is popping off.
268
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Now, we don't have a lot to work with,
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so we're leaning on our strengths.
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Janine is trying to locate her rhythm
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and help the step team
with their performance.
272
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Oh, Ava, thank goodness you're here.
273
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So, the girls told me you said
they could dance to Ice Spice.
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I'm gonna say no, but I have a catalog
275
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that I think is pretty good.
276
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Mr. Johnson found an old dunk tank
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- in the basement.
- Oh, come on.
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What, are you kidding me?
You said it yourself.
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The parents don't exactly love you.
280
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They would be psyched
to come and dunk your ass.
281
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I don't know how to swim.
282
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And now it's dangerous? Even better.
283
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Barb is working on
a motivational speech.
284
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And to them I say,
"This is how you Abbott."
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I'm thinking about ending with a song.
286
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And we welcome your vocal acrobatics.
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This is gonna be the best show in Philly
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since Dru Hill sold out
the Wachovia Center in '03.
289
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They were like two hours late,
but Sisqó did like 30 backflips.
290
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Mr. J is working
to keep the place spotless.
291
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What do you call this?
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Sharpening my mop.
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We're going to war.
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Sure, whatever.
295
00:10:01,239 --> 00:10:03,763
We got sharp mops, dunk tanks,
step, and food?
296
00:10:03,763 --> 00:10:04,895
What's the problem?
297
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,724
They have conflicting opinions
on the consistency of the macaroni.
298
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,203
- He would like soupy...
- Solid.
299
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And I believe he would like solid.
300
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I would like to go back to my classroom.
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This is AVA Fest, baby.
302
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We'll have soupy and solid.
303
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Double 'ronis.
304
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Congrats.
305
00:10:22,782 --> 00:10:25,350
Miss Teagues, are you getting fired?
306
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:28,875
What? No. N-No. I don't... think so.
307
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,965
I heard the school is changing,
and I think I'm getting fired, too.
308
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,839
Okay. No one is going anywhere,
at least not for now.
309
00:10:35,839 --> 00:10:37,275
So we're getting fired later?
310
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Go back to your art project.
311
00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:42,802
Oh, hey. It is so busy.
312
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They are making projects
for AVA Fest and Open House.
313
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I'm worried this isn't gonna
be enough, though.
314
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,416
Feels like we need more than
popsicle-stick houses
315
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to get people to show up.
316
00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:50,897
Well, some are castles.
317
00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:52,507
I'm thinking more of a headliner.
318
00:10:52,507 --> 00:10:54,640
It's like going to see Paramore
without Hayley Williams.
319
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,033
There are other people in that band?
320
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,599
- Yeah, actually.
- Hmm.
321
00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:58,949
Maybe I can call Tariq.
322
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,428
What? Why?
323
00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:02,039
Well, because he's from
the neighborhood,
324
00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:03,780
and... And people like him.
325
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,304
And he's on the WNBA pre-game
pump-up playlist on Spotify.
326
00:11:06,304 --> 00:11:07,958
He could draw a crowd.
327
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,438
Um, I don't... I don't...
I don't think so.
328
00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:12,310
Um, he's a bit of a wild card.
329
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,790
But I do think we're on the right track.
330
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We're gonna figure this out.
331
00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:16,923
Okay. Yeah.
332
00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:20,579
Hey! You better watch that.
333
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,015
Anytime the score gets past 20,
334
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,669
- that thing starts to shake.
- Please.
335
00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:25,236
That scoreboard's been here
since you had
336
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:27,499
a full head of hair
and a look of hope on your face.
337
00:11:27,499 --> 00:11:29,980
So, this is all great, Ava,
but, you know, Gregory and I
338
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,634
were thinking that we needed
something, you know, flashy.
339
00:11:32,634 --> 00:11:35,333
Like something big, a big name.
Something for the parents.
340
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,509
Ooh, ooh. What about Nikki Giovanni?
341
00:11:37,509 --> 00:11:39,337
Oh, my God. Do you know her?
342
00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:40,991
- No.
- You know what?
343
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,514
I've already handled this.
344
00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:43,950
Walk with me.
345
00:11:46,866 --> 00:11:48,346
Boom!
346
00:11:48,346 --> 00:11:50,652
You got Jazmine Sullivan
to come here tomorrow night?
347
00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:52,524
That's amazing, Ava.
348
00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:53,655
We're gonna pull this off.
349
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,179
Yes.
350
00:11:55,179 --> 00:11:57,485
Who is Jazmine Sulliv...
351
00:12:00,147 --> 00:12:01,663
Things are looking up.
352
00:12:01,663 --> 00:12:05,058
But nothing more dangerous
than an uninformed signatory.
353
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,626
So I have a plan in place
to make sure the community
354
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,715
understands the situation at hand.
355
00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,935
Now turn around. I gotta wand you, son.
356
00:12:14,372 --> 00:12:15,590
Is that a curling iron?
357
00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:16,983
Can't be too careful.
358
00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:18,202
Hey, where the party at?
359
00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,377
Oh, my God. It's right here.
360
00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:21,379
Wow, isn't this fun?
361
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,382
Um, I'm sure you guys are members
of the community like I am,
362
00:12:24,382 --> 00:12:26,036
and I heard there's
an informational sesh
363
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,212
taking place about
the issues facing Abbott.
364
00:12:28,212 --> 00:12:29,300
Yo, don't you work here?
365
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,997
- She does.
- Alright, okay.
366
00:12:30,997 --> 00:12:34,522
Guilty.
Serving a life sentence as an educator.
367
00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:36,220
But I just want you to know
the petition you're signing
368
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,525
means we can keep Abbott, Abbott.
369
00:12:37,525 --> 00:12:39,223
Information is power.
370
00:12:39,223 --> 00:12:41,703
Listen, lady, I'm just trying
to dunk a white dude.
371
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,054
Next!
372
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,403
♪ Two bad brauds ♪
373
00:12:45,403 --> 00:12:47,579
♪ Lookin' like they down right ♪
374
00:12:47,579 --> 00:12:49,581
♪ Ah, baby, tell me is you down right? ♪
375
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,235
Alright, step right up. Step right up.
376
00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:53,411
You're not really a fan of him,
377
00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:55,369
and now's your chance
to send him plunging
378
00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:58,068
into whatever our tap water's made of.
379
00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,983
Let's go. Come on.
380
00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,419
Oh, I knew it, Morton.
381
00:13:01,419 --> 00:13:03,856
I knew you hated me.
382
00:13:03,856 --> 00:13:04,901
Oh, uh...
383
00:13:04,901 --> 00:13:06,467
Sorry.
384
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,426
Hey, Gregory.
385
00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:10,732
Hey, Amber. Um, how are you?
386
00:13:10,732 --> 00:13:12,865
Good. Cute. You?
387
00:13:12,865 --> 00:13:15,694
I'm good. I see you finally
got your bag.
388
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,000
Thank you.
389
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,610
My boyfriend got it for me.
390
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,699
Your boyfriend?
We broke up like two weeks ago.
391
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,744
And? I met Rashon a week after.
392
00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:24,442
Gregory, look.
393
00:13:24,442 --> 00:13:26,052
It's a wrap between us,
394
00:13:26,052 --> 00:13:28,098
but you'll find somebody
more your speed.
395
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,404
Let's just focus on the festival.
396
00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:32,580
You know I don't like hanging around.
397
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,582
When is Jazmine Sullivan getting here?
398
00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:36,019
I bet I won't.
399
00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:38,369
Look, I'm giving it
about 10 more minutes.
400
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:39,631
I need to get on home.
401
00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:41,024
Hey. How we doing?
402
00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:42,808
Still quite a few signatures short.
403
00:13:42,808 --> 00:13:45,071
Man, well, people are starting to, like,
404
00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:46,725
call their friends and tell them
not to come, you know?
405
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,292
Where's our headliner?
406
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,076
You know, that's a really good question.
407
00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:52,383
Right?
408
00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:55,038
Um, Ava?
409
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:56,996
When is Jazmine Sullivan getting here?
410
00:13:56,996 --> 00:13:59,303
Good one, Gregory.
Like she'd ever come here.
411
00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:01,827
What? But you said she was coming.
412
00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:04,351
Yeah, but before I said that,
Barb said to trick 'em.
413
00:14:04,351 --> 00:14:05,962
So she's not coming?
414
00:14:05,962 --> 00:14:08,225
You need to pay better
attention, Janine.
415
00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:10,618
Buckets!
416
00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:15,811
- Ava, why did you lie?
- I thought that was the whole point.
417
00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,865
You lie to them, not to us.
418
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,501
- My lies don't discriminate.
- Oh, my God.
419
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,831
Look, either way, we still
don't have enough signatures.
420
00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:22,815
Well, look, maybe they won't realize it.
421
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,869
Hey, yo, Jazmine
Sullivan ain't even coming, y'all.
422
00:14:24,894 --> 00:14:27,026
Yeah, they done tricked us
into supporting the school
423
00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:29,507
by dangling the carrot
of a local yet global
424
00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:31,988
R songstress in our face!
425
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:34,033
Well, they put that together
quite quickly.
426
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:36,166
Okay, I had a feeling
that Ava may pull an Ava,
427
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,689
so I called in a backup plan, but...
428
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,604
Ah. Well, well, well.
429
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,649
If it isn't the little people
who first believed in me,
430
00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:43,608
and then I left behind
for FADE and fortune.
431
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:46,176
- Tariq, you're here?
- Yeah, what's up, 'Neen?
432
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,047
Don't try to win me back
with some type of grand gesture.
433
00:14:48,047 --> 00:14:50,006
I am very busy right now, actually.
434
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,224
Get on the stage.
435
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,372
You're right, Talent Manager.
436
00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:54,053
- Alright.
- Give me that.
437
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:56,099
You called Tariq?
438
00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,491
Anything for Abbott, right?
439
00:14:57,491 --> 00:14:58,840
Aw, yeah.
440
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,191
Time to slay one for my day ones.
441
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:04,063
What's up, y'all? Yeah!
442
00:15:04,063 --> 00:15:06,152
Legendary Schools,
they said that my jingle
443
00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:08,285
infringed upon a "existing melody."
444
00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:09,460
Like...
445
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,722
And then FADE, they fired me
446
00:15:10,722 --> 00:15:12,854
because I had become a liability.
447
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:15,814
So, yeah, between
Legendary Schools, FADE,
448
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,642
that one dude at Lady Foot Locker,
449
00:15:17,642 --> 00:15:20,688
I got enough beefs to start
a butcher shop right now.
450
00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:22,777
Let me see y'all put a fist up. Yeah.
451
00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:24,214
Put that fist up real quick.
452
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,650
This a powerful symbol.
453
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:28,348
This... This the universal symbol for...
454
00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:30,568
Hey, we... We will fight y'all.
455
00:15:30,568 --> 00:15:32,657
Yeah, you feel me? Let's go.
456
00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:34,050
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
457
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,486
♪ That booty big, so I'mma grab it ♪
458
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,357
♪ You tryin' to finesse the teacher ♪
459
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:39,055
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
460
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:40,447
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
461
00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:42,145
♪ That booty big, so I'mma grab it ♪
462
00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:44,016
♪ You tryin' to finesse the teacher ♪
463
00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:45,053
♪ You better start prayin',
go call up your preacher ♪
464
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,236
♪ Yeah ♪
465
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,411
♪ Your children are our future ♪
466
00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:48,978
♪ It ain't no debate ♪
467
00:15:48,978 --> 00:15:50,588
♪ Play with a teacher's aide ♪
468
00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:51,850
♪ I'mma catch a case ♪
469
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,286
♪ Better not be slippin' ♪
470
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,853
♪ Or that steel, you gon' be kissin' ♪
471
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,246
♪ Packed my bags
'cause they was trippin' ♪
472
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,117
♪ They want beef, I'm in the kitchen ♪
473
00:15:58,117 --> 00:15:59,684
♪ Play with a teacher,
you fittin' to get slapped ♪
474
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,251
♪ No gonorrhea,
but you gon' get clapped ♪
475
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,252
♪ Yeah! ♪
476
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,818
♪ Put your hands up ♪
477
00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:06,517
Put them adult hands up. Yeah.
478
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,998
Hey, now, Abbott going up!
They got a rapper now.
479
00:16:08,998 --> 00:16:10,173
You should pull up.
480
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:11,696
Never have I ever
481
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:14,394
been so happy to hear
such explicit content.
482
00:16:14,394 --> 00:16:15,569
Yep. Mm.
483
00:16:15,569 --> 00:16:17,571
So happy I thought of this.
484
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:20,183
Oh, no. Is that...
485
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,923
Draemond.
486
00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:24,143
What is he doing here?
487
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:26,537
Did y'all get a youth pastor
to do stand-up during my set?
488
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,147
What's going on?
489
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:29,670
Good evening, everyone.
490
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,759
I'm Draemond Winding
from Legendary Schools,
491
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,805
and I'm sorry to say
you're being lied to.
492
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:35,589
The petition that's
circulating this evening
493
00:16:35,589 --> 00:16:37,765
is nothing more than a promise
to hold your children back.
494
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,072
These teachers are afraid of change.
495
00:16:40,072 --> 00:16:42,553
They want to keep this place
tore up from the floor up.
496
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,468
Okay, just give me the signal.
497
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:45,817
But I want to turn it into a beautiful,
498
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:47,775
new Legendary property.
499
00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:48,994
Yo, I just walked around this school.
500
00:16:48,994 --> 00:16:50,604
This place looks alright to me.
501
00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:52,911
But we can do better. We will do better.
502
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:56,436
I heard those Legendary Schools
do look fresh and new.
503
00:16:56,436 --> 00:16:59,265
And we can bring that here.
504
00:16:59,265 --> 00:17:00,788
The truth is Abbott is failing.
505
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:02,138
I haven't been here all year,
506
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:05,793
but they're making race cars,
doing goofy murals and fun stuff here.
507
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,621
They do the best with what they have.
508
00:17:07,621 --> 00:17:09,580
I went to Abbott.
509
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:13,279
The great Mrs. Howard was my teacher,
and she gave me so much.
510
00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,846
Then I struggled
511
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:17,588
until I found my way
into a charter school.
512
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:20,373
Folks, you talk to any parent
from Addington...
513
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,723
My kid went to Addington,
and you kicked him out.
514
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,509
No, we don't... We don't kick kids out.
515
00:17:25,509 --> 00:17:27,989
We encourage a small few
516
00:17:27,989 --> 00:17:31,036
to explore other
educational opportunities.
517
00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:33,125
Yeah, by kicking them out.
518
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,996
I want to focus on the future.
519
00:17:34,996 --> 00:17:39,697
This place is going to get
a full and complete facelift.
520
00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:42,917
We are going to hire the best
and brightest teachers.
521
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:45,442
What about the teachers
we have here now?
522
00:17:45,442 --> 00:17:47,270
What you gonna do?
You gonna fire Mrs. Howard?
523
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:48,967
- Huh?
- No, not Mrs. Howard. No.
524
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,273
Oh, yeah? Then who?
525
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,709
If your child becomes a student
526
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,363
at Legendary Charter, you will s...
527
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,755
If? Wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
528
00:17:54,755 --> 00:17:57,062
My kid might not even get to go here?
529
00:17:57,062 --> 00:18:00,848
We employ a lottery system
to ensure equality.
530
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,154
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
531
00:18:02,154 --> 00:18:03,721
I play the lottery every single day,
532
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:05,288
and I never win.
533
00:18:05,288 --> 00:18:07,768
This man is playing
the Powerball with our kids!
534
00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:12,208
The reality is
535
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,080
Legendary has resources
Abbott just does not.
536
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,690
Then why don't you spend
that money on Abbott?
537
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:19,606
Help us make this school better,
since you care so much.
538
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:23,567
See, I told you
our community would step up.
539
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,308
I guess they know more about
this stuff than we thought.
540
00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,832
Yeah, no. What they know
is a phony when they see one.
541
00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,616
- Yeah.
- Folks, listen. What... What I...
542
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,183
Man, get out of here
with that nut-ass suit.
543
00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:34,926
Yeah.
544
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:37,537
Go on somewhere.
545
00:18:37,537 --> 00:18:38,930
Yeah, yeah. Get them all.
546
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:40,279
Get 'em out of here. Bye!
547
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,672
Get 'em out of here.
548
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:44,196
Yeah. Get 'em out of here.
549
00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:46,894
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
550
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:50,811
♪ Abbott on Abbott on Abbott ♪
551
00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:56,165
♪ Impact bulletproof ♪
552
00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:57,296
♪ So we don't got... to prove ♪
553
00:18:57,296 --> 00:18:58,819
♪ Suwoo, on my blood ♪
554
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,691
♪ But we still gon' rock the blue, too ♪
555
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:03,389
♪ Call me a doll, but he
don't know that it's voodoo ♪
556
00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:04,999
♪ Sippin' Stella, this my era ♪
557
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:06,349
♪ Baby, it's a new groove ♪
558
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:07,828
♪ It's water weight in diamonds ♪
559
00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,482
♪ You could say I chew with Bluetooth ♪
560
00:19:16,185 --> 00:19:19,275
I guess I've been bested by the best.
561
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,494
And I hope that now we can just
562
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,409
put this whole endeavor behind us.
563
00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:26,630
This actually takes a lot off my plate.
564
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,894
I really brought the community
together tonight, huh?
565
00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:32,288
Bless your soul, Draemond.
566
00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:33,811
Every student is special,
567
00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:35,465
and you have to give them your best.
568
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,902
And you hope that they will
carry it with them,
569
00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:39,643
but at the end of the day,
570
00:19:39,643 --> 00:19:42,428
they have to decide who they want to be.
571
00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:46,631
And this one decided to be a jackass.
572
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,435
Alright, I think we have
cleaned up enough for tonight.
573
00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:50,654
We can do the rest tomorrow.
574
00:19:50,654 --> 00:19:54,223
It is so magical when everyone
comes together for a cause.
575
00:19:54,223 --> 00:19:56,573
See? This is what I love
about emergencies.
576
00:19:56,573 --> 00:19:58,923
You know what? Now that we've got
the community all fired up,
577
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,272
we should ask them for more stuff,
578
00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:02,666
like calculators and another dunk tank.
579
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:04,537
You know, Tariq really bailed us out.
580
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,323
Yes, and you called him.
You saved Abbott.
581
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,716
Well, we all did.
582
00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:11,544
And the best part is Mr. Morton and I
583
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,155
- are practically BFFs now.
- Ooh.
584
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,114
No, he still hates you.
585
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,116
Impossible. What did he say?
586
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,292
He said, "I still hate Jacob.
Pass the chips."
587
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:21,902
Wait a minute. There were chips?
588
00:20:21,902 --> 00:20:24,557
Why was I eating wet-yet-dry
macaroni all night?
589
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,168
I am so happy Abbott is safe.
590
00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:28,431
This is the best...
591
00:20:28,431 --> 00:20:30,128
Oh, geez.
592
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,173
Ooh, what in the immaculate reception?
593
00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:33,610
Oh.
594
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:35,525
- Melissa Oh. Scoreboard.
- Always something.
595
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,222
Well, Abbott's gonna Abbott.
596
00:20:37,222 --> 00:20:38,919
You know what? Let's go home.
597
00:20:38,919 --> 00:20:40,791
We can hit the ground running
on this Monday.
598
00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,140
Hell, yeah.
599
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,795
Guys...
600
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:46,536
I think I can pick this up, right?
601
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,016
Janine, don't try and fix that!
602
00:20:52,363 --> 00:20:53,590
Oh, yeah, yeah. You know.
603
00:20:53,615 --> 00:20:55,443
I'm tryin' to find a new lane
since this FADE beef.
604
00:20:55,468 --> 00:20:58,473
I'm looking at a lot of avenues
untouched by mainstream rappers.
605
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:00,655
I got a whole gang
of national park songs,
606
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,292
mainly about how mountaintops
look like boobies.
607
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:04,945
I got a anti-Amazon song.
608
00:21:04,945 --> 00:21:06,599
I got a pro-Amazon song called
609
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,122
"She Gon' Get This Package."
610
00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:10,037
I got a song about, uh,
endangered species,
611
00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,475
'cause I'm trying to help them
bring velociraptors back.
612
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,215
You know, when they get
the mosquitos in that amber.
613
00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:15,304
You know how they do.
614
00:21:15,304 --> 00:21:17,567
Um, hey, any of y'all got a car?
615
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,917
'Cause I need a ride back
to New York and then...
616
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:22,920
And then back here to Philly
with all my stuff in it.
617
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:27,030
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