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Okay, and then, if I did this right,
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under this cup should be...
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Damn, America does have talent.
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Well, this is light work
compared to the real alchemy,
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Black girl magic.
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Boo. Shut up and do another trick.
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Melissa, girl, get in here.
Jacob doing magic.
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And now,
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the unbreakable rings are apart.
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You're holding the rings
where the gap is.
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- Um, no.
- Yeah.
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Is that all you got,
the cheap hand gimmicks?
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I've seen better at the boardwalk.
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I've seen a lot at the boardwalk.
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Okay, how about this?
Pick a card, any card.
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Remember it. Don't show it to me.
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And then put it back.
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Was your card the five of hearts?
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No.
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Are you sure it wasn't
the five of hearts?
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The magic doesn't work
if you lie, Melissa.
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I'm not lying. It was a queen of hearts.
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This is a racket.
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The amazing Jacob has done it again.
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Memorial Day weekend
cannot come fast enough.
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I need three full days to help Zach
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clean out his shoe closet,
AKA our entire apartment.
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I am drowning in swooshes.
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Gerald and I are going
to South Jazz Cafe
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to hear a little...
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No days off for me.
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I'm meeting up with some
of my fellow doomsday preppers
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to assemble hurricane kits.
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Oh, yeah, what's in the kit?
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Two types of rum
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and an assortment of island flavors.
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- Yes.
- All right.
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Long weekends just delay the inevitable.
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It's still a Monday, even if it's
masquerading as a Tuesday.
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Well, I, for one, can't wait
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because I'm going on a girl trip.
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You mean girls' trip?
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No, girl trip, singular.
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I saved enough money
to take myself to Ocean City.
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Jersey?
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Maryland.
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Ooh.
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So you're going on a trip by yourself?
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Yep, just me and the stamps
on my passport...
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metaphorically.
I don't have one of those.
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And before you start making fun
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of sad, little, no-friends Janine...
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It's wonderful, sweetheart.
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Yeah, Janine,
don't make fun of yourself.
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It makes it less fun
for me when I do it.
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Okay, solo vacation.
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Hey, only solo vacation I ever took
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was when they sequestered
the jury I was on.
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So good for you.
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Okay, the support is supporting.
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I feel like I really need this.
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Go ahead, tell them
what's on the independence docket.
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Okay, so I'm going
to the Princess Royale,
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which is a three-star hotel.
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But it has the confidence of four.
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I only stay at five-star hotels.
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They become a six when I walk in.
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And I'm thinking
about booking a massage.
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I can afford
either 20 minutes of a Swedish
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or 10 minutes of deep tissue.
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Always go for quality over quantity.
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Okay.
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This is a big step, Janine,
and I am proud of you.
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Thank you, Barbara.
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I love the company of others,
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but I'm trying to like my own company.
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Wanna see my room?
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Okay.
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That's weird.
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I have a missed call from my mom.
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I'll just call her back.
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It's probably a butt dial or something.
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Anyway, look at that view.
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That's the ocean.
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It's ocean view.
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G-Man, need help?
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I'm like a human Command-F.
I can find anything.
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Yeah, have you seen the sliced almonds
for my otherwise plain oatmeal?
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We are out.
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But my girl Shanae in the cafeteria
has got a secret stash.
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We're very close.
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Shanae...
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How is this Earth Day treating you?
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Do I look like I have time
to talk right now?
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Talk right now?
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Talk, talk right now?
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♪ Talk right now, talk, talk right now ♪
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♪ Talk right now, talk, talk right now ♪
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Where have you been?
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I barely saw your cute self last week.
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Ugh, I know, PSSA prep has
got me busier than Philips.
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Now, I told you about
them Caucasian references.
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You did. You did.
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Hey, how was the move?
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Are you loving the new place?
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We're still in boxes.
I haven't gotten my bed yet.
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But I got Xfinity set up,
and it is definitely an upgrade.
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Well, if you still need furniture recs,
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it would be my pleasure
to assist your lounging.
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Absolutely. And thank you very much.
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What can I get you
from the kitchen, boo?
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Boo?
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Yes, if you could spare
some accoutrement
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of the sliced almond variety
for my pal Gregory here.
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Please.
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Mm-hmm.
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What time is it?
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It is 7:09.
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We stopped serving almonds at 7:08.
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Ha-ha.
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Ha?
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Shanae...
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You have got to be kidding me.
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And then after lunch,
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we will hit the gym for today's
Earth Day activities.
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But first, recess and...
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List... listen.
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Do you hear that?
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Shh.
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Shush it.
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Ms. Teagues, who's that?
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Mom.
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That's my baby.
What's up, my baby's babies?
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I hope y'all know y'all got the
greatest teacher in the world.
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You want to know how I know?
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Because she learned from the best.
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- Mr. Rogers?
- Me.
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- Oh.
- Hi, Ms. Grandma Teagues.
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Boy...
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I mean, oh, I'm nobody's granny, baby.
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Just call me Auntie Vanetta.
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That doesn't make sense.
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Mom. Hey, Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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I saw you called, and I
tried to call you back. So...
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Well, when you didn't answer,
I got so worried,
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so I had to come and check on you.
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We haven't spoken in, like, six months.
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How did you even get in?
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'Cause you don't have a visitor's badge.
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Oh, VIPs don't need badges, baby.
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We need refreshments.
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I'm thirsty.
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All right, guys,
have fun at recess, okay?
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Be safe. Hey, Mom, Mom, Mom?
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Yes?
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Um, I'm gonna get you checked in.
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Okay. Well, y'all kids behave now.
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This is so unexpected.
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I mean, I've invited my mom
to come here a lot of times...
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Not today. But that's my mom.
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She plays by her own rules.
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Made it frustrating
to play Uno growing up,
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but anyway, I'm really happy she's here.
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Hey, Gregory.
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Hey.
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Yeah, so there was a real tension
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between you and Shanae this morning,
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and... correct me if I'm wrong...
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It didn't feel like the good kind.
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- Yeah, I mean, it's whatever.
- Mm-hmm.
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When you say "It's whatever,"
do you mean, "Don't worry, Jacob,
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"I have a foolproof plan
to win her over,
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thus removing this new stress
from your life"?
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No, I do not.
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I'm just going to go back
to avoiding her
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and never asking her for anything.
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Hearing you,
not loving what I'm hearing.
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Look man, it's not that big of a deal.
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I don't need to talk to every
single person at this school.
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That's pretty strong words
for a wannabe principal.
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What does small talk
have to do with leadership?
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Look, you don't have to be
best friends with everybody,
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but it doesn't hurt to be able
to shoot the breeze.
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Don't you watch late night TV?
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I'm not a celebrity.
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Yet.
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Hey, it's easy, look.
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Hey, teal sweater, yeah.
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And see, I'm lying.
That sweater is hideous.
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And oh, that light
right there, I fixed that,
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depending on who you ask.
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I know you didn't climb up on a ladder.
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I did. I climbed up on two, in fact.
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Oh.
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Oh, hey, Barbara, Ava,
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I'd like you to meet my mom, Vanetta.
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Oh, wonderful to meet you.
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I've heard so much about you.
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- You must be...
- Oh, that's...
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I'm Barbara Howard.
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- I teach kindergarten.
- Yes.
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Damn, genetics are wild.
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You're cool and she...
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You would beat my ass, wouldn't you?
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Hmm.
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The key to never getting your ass beat?
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Knowing when someone can beat your ass.
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What brings you to Abbott?
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Well, I just thought I'd stop
in and check on my baby girl.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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You live in the neighborhood.
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Oh, girl, stop being silly.
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Come and give your mama some love.
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She's so sensitive.
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Well, enjoy your visit.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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See you, Barbara.
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Ain't nobody around here
giving you no problems, are they?
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No, no, no, no, no, everyone is great.
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There was this one parent last week,
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but, you know, I got through that.
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Period.
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I am actually taking
a trip to Ocean City to unwind.
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- Oh, Princess Royale.
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Oh, man, you remember.
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I've wanted to go there
ever since I was little.
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So I'm excited.
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You know, me and my girls
used to go there all the time.
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It was cute.
Room was a little stuffy, though.
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Yeah, well, I think it looks nice.
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Well, how are you?
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Oh, I am doing good, baby girl.
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I got this new job.
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Mom, you got a new job?
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Yes.
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And it's work from home,
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which is perfect for me,
because what I look like,
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going into an office?
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Oh, man, that is great.
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Yes, it is.
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You know, but I do got
this thing going on
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with my phone.
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But anyway, the hours
are great on the job.
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So everything is going great.
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Well, what's going on with your phone?
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I shouldn't have even mentioned it.
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Oh, just something
about me going over my data
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and them threatening
to turn the phone off.
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But it's only $639.17.
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But I'll figure it out.
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Mom, they can't turn your phone off.
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You need your phone.
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No, I know. But it is what it is, right?
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Mom, did you just come here
because you need money?
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Janine, no.
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Why would you even think that?
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00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:46,524
I came 'cause I wanted
to see you do your thing.
262
00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:48,134
I'm proud of you, baby.
263
00:09:48,134 --> 00:09:50,092
Mm-hmm.
264
00:09:50,092 --> 00:09:53,487
Well, I love you, Mom.
265
00:09:53,487 --> 00:09:54,662
I'm so glad you're here.
266
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,838
Me Too. You know what?
Let's take a picture.
267
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,274
- Okay.
- Capture this moment.
268
00:09:58,274 --> 00:09:59,580
Come here.
269
00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:01,452
Look at you, looking just like me.
270
00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:03,062
Cheese.
271
00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,064
Okay, let me send this to...
272
00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:07,893
Whoa, oh, hell, look
like they shut my phone off.
273
00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:10,059
But don't you worry about it.
274
00:10:17,163 --> 00:10:20,253
Hey, Barbara, hey, work mom.
275
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,950
I was wondering if you could watch
276
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:25,476
my class for a little bit
while I go check on my mom mom.
277
00:10:25,476 --> 00:10:27,216
Not a problem.
278
00:10:27,216 --> 00:10:30,219
You know, it's lovely being able to put
a face to the name,
279
00:10:30,219 --> 00:10:32,570
though this isn't
your typical school visit
280
00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:33,894
from a parent.
281
00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:35,921
Yeah, well, that's my mom.
282
00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,271
She loves surprises and hide and seek.
283
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,316
She's really good at that.
284
00:10:40,316 --> 00:10:41,927
This is her first visit
to Abbott, isn't it?
285
00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:43,581
Yeah, yeah.
286
00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:47,149
She's so busy with the, um,
stuff that she does, so...
287
00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:49,587
Well, I know that it hasn't
always been easy with her.
288
00:10:49,587 --> 00:10:51,719
But it's nice she made it.
289
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,895
Right, yeah. And she's doing so well.
290
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:56,507
She has this new job that
she loves, which is amazing.
291
00:10:56,507 --> 00:10:57,986
It's no complaints, really.
292
00:10:57,986 --> 00:11:01,599
Well, there was some drama
with her cell phone bill.
293
00:11:01,599 --> 00:11:04,079
Actually, her phone just got turned off.
294
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:05,559
Like, just now.
295
00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:07,039
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
296
00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:08,301
- Just now?
- Yeah.
297
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,085
On the day she chose to visit?
298
00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:12,610
I can't believe it, either.
But she isn't worried.
299
00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:15,700
I am, though. You know, it's her phone.
300
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,093
And I do have that trip money.
301
00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:20,879
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
302
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,837
I'm honestly just, like,
really glad she's here.
303
00:11:22,837 --> 00:11:24,012
So, yeah.
304
00:11:24,012 --> 00:11:26,493
Well, thank you.
305
00:11:26,493 --> 00:11:27,929
Nice work, kids.
306
00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:30,366
Keep track of that glitter, though.
It is not biodegradable.
307
00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:33,239
Neither is any of that Styrofoam.
308
00:11:33,239 --> 00:11:36,677
Nurse Makiah, we on fi-yah.
309
00:11:40,202 --> 00:11:42,335
Shanae, get me one of those cookies.
310
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,771
That's your new recipe, right?
311
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,643
Yeah, went to Aldi instead of Acme.
312
00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:46,948
Okay.
313
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,297
If I didn't love Shanae so much,
314
00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:50,299
I would be jealous
of her cookie success.
315
00:11:50,299 --> 00:11:51,866
Ava really knows how to work a room.
316
00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:57,437
I can also work a room.
317
00:11:57,437 --> 00:12:00,483
Watch me.
318
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:03,922
Nurse Makiah.
319
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,227
Hello.
320
00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,012
Did you need something?
321
00:12:07,012 --> 00:12:10,145
No, no, I'm just shooting the breeze.
322
00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:12,844
You know, speaking of breeze,
how do you feel about pollution?
323
00:12:12,844 --> 00:12:13,932
Bad?
324
00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,498
Mm-hmm, yes, same here.
325
00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:18,501
So we have that in common.
326
00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:19,938
Yeah, cool.
327
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:22,050
Do you have any other opinions?
328
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:28,947
I just figured out where I know
Janine's mom from: the club.
329
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,339
We danced on the same tables.
330
00:12:30,339 --> 00:12:32,341
Cool people should have cool babies.
331
00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:34,425
It's not right what happened
to that woman.
332
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:40,828
I don't like this one bit,
dropping in out of the blue,
333
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:44,527
dancing on the same furniture as Ava.
334
00:12:44,527 --> 00:12:47,530
Oh, I got a bad feeling.
335
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,445
And then a mother wants to drop
that little tidbit
336
00:12:49,445 --> 00:12:51,839
about being late on her phone bill.
337
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,276
It's a convenient time to visit.
338
00:12:54,276 --> 00:12:57,671
Yeah, well, I smelled swindler
the minute she walked in.
339
00:12:57,671 --> 00:13:01,544
That and, like, a spicy, citrusy aroma.
340
00:13:01,544 --> 00:13:03,634
She smelled really good, actually.
341
00:13:05,461 --> 00:13:07,986
Barbara, listen, nothing good ever came
342
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,379
from getting messed up
in another family's business.
343
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:11,511
All right?
344
00:13:11,511 --> 00:13:15,254
Unless you're on Yelp and
they're your competition.
345
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,125
I know you're right.
346
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,475
But Janine has this trip coming up,
347
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:21,652
and it's a big deal for her.
348
00:13:21,652 --> 00:13:24,611
And I just think her mother
is here to get that money.
349
00:13:24,611 --> 00:13:26,569
- Oh.
- Damn, that's cold.
350
00:13:26,569 --> 00:13:28,223
Thank you, Ava.
351
00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:29,964
Note to self, new way to manipulate:
352
00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,738
step one, have a daughter.
353
00:13:31,763 --> 00:13:34,472
Step two, play the long game.
354
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:48,200
Feeling under the weather?
355
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,984
It's cold and flu season somewhere.
356
00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:52,291
Well, I'm sure that's true.
357
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,989
Lovely of you to come by
and see Janine at work.
358
00:13:54,989 --> 00:13:56,643
It meant so much to her.
359
00:13:56,643 --> 00:13:58,514
She talks about you all the time.
360
00:13:58,514 --> 00:14:01,822
Can you believe she's
never invited me here before?
361
00:14:01,822 --> 00:14:03,714
I really can't.
362
00:14:05,347 --> 00:14:06,784
You've raised a wonderful daughter.
363
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,742
I hope you're extremely proud.
364
00:14:08,742 --> 00:14:10,309
I am.
365
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:14,487
You know, she's a Penn grad.
Her sister, on the other hand...
366
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,838
well, you win some, you lose some.
367
00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:19,840
I have had the great pleasure
of watching
368
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,668
Janine grow so much.
369
00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:25,019
I mean, this year alone,
working for her students
370
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:28,283
and on herself, building up
the confidence and the money
371
00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:31,243
to treat herself
to a much-needed vacation.
372
00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,635
Mm-hmm.
373
00:14:32,635 --> 00:14:36,161
I'm worried because she mentioned
a bill situation of yours.
374
00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:38,119
- That's personal.
- Yes, but I'm worried
375
00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:40,774
that she's rethinking her travel
in order to help you out.
376
00:14:40,774 --> 00:14:42,080
Help me out?
377
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,082
I would never ask her to do that.
378
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:45,953
That's what she's going to do anyway.
379
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,694
So I just thought that you should know.
380
00:14:47,694 --> 00:14:51,742
You know, I'm sure my daughter
will do what's right.
381
00:14:51,742 --> 00:14:53,482
Besides, her and Tariq
splitting her rent,
382
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:55,397
it ain't like she's struggling.
383
00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:57,384
That young man is
no longer with your daughter.
384
00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,401
What?
385
00:14:59,401 --> 00:15:04,152
Damn, well, guess you
can't keep a good man down.
386
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,757
I just want you to know how important
387
00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:09,020
this vacation is for Janine...
388
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:13,241
Uh, Barbara, you know,
this is a family matter.
389
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:16,114
And I don't remember seeing you
at any of the cookouts.
390
00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:18,551
You don't know me.
391
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,620
You're right, I don't know you.
392
00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:27,516
But I know your daughter.
393
00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:30,519
And she will help you out
at her own expense.
394
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:31,825
Yeah, well, I'm her mother,
395
00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:34,349
and I brought her
into this world at mine.
396
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,963
Why don't I give you
the money for the bill,
397
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:41,400
you tell Janine that you worked it out,
398
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,795
and we keep it between us,
just you and I?
399
00:15:56,425 --> 00:15:57,764
- Janine...
- Baby...
400
00:15:57,764 --> 00:15:59,157
Hey, Mom,
401
00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,202
why don't we go to my classroom?
402
00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:02,334
Sure.
403
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:03,596
Hmm.
404
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:09,167
Come on, baby.
405
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,954
Yeah, you too good for this place, baby.
406
00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:17,001
That lady... I mean, is that
who's teaching our youth,
407
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,308
nosy-ass, judgy-ass over-steppers?
408
00:16:20,308 --> 00:16:21,701
I mean, that's crazy.
409
00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:24,051
Because I'm down there,
minding my own business,
410
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,836
and then she go calling bitches broke.
411
00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:27,620
And I'm like, "Excuse me?"
412
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,578
Yeah, see, see,
you only caught the tail end.
413
00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:30,757
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, she like,
414
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,886
"You broke and deadbeat."
415
00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,497
And I'm like, "How can
a mother be deadbeat?"
416
00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:37,325
I carried you in my body.
417
00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:40,676
Ugh. Anyway, then she squared up.
418
00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:42,287
Barbara Howard squared up?
419
00:16:42,287 --> 00:16:43,766
She sure did, talking
about she from North Philly.
420
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:45,029
I said so, I'm from West.
421
00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:46,073
- What's good?
- Hmm.
422
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,553
Then she gonna switch it up
423
00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:49,772
- and try to give me a handout.
- Hmm.
424
00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:50,907
Something ain't right with her.
425
00:16:50,932 --> 00:16:52,238
Mm.
426
00:16:53,602 --> 00:16:55,866
Mom, why did you come here?
427
00:16:55,866 --> 00:16:58,259
I already told you, I miss you.
428
00:16:58,259 --> 00:17:00,305
Right, but I've been calling
you for months.
429
00:17:00,305 --> 00:17:02,462
You know, you could have just answered.
430
00:17:03,351 --> 00:17:05,919
Well, I was busy.
431
00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:07,747
And you ain't leave no messages.
432
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:12,752
All right, so here's
what we're gonna do.
433
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:14,493
I'm gonna call the phone company
434
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,148
and set up a payment plan for you.
435
00:17:17,148 --> 00:17:19,672
That way, they'll turn
your phone back on.
436
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,066
And then I'm going to give you the money
437
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:25,156
for the first two payments,
but that is it.
438
00:17:25,156 --> 00:17:28,202
I don't have the rest
of the money to spare.
439
00:17:28,202 --> 00:17:31,162
I'm going on vacation.
440
00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:33,120
And that is what I can do
for you right now, Mom.
441
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:37,429
It's that option, or you're on your own.
442
00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:39,648
And it's totally up to you.
443
00:17:39,648 --> 00:17:41,694
Well, I was gonna figure it out...
444
00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:46,090
But I'll take option one.
445
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:47,874
Okay.
446
00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:49,136
Thank you, baby.
447
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,964
You're welcome.
448
00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,009
I love you, Mom.
449
00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,271
And you need your phone.
450
00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:54,925
Yeah, I do, for work.
451
00:17:57,928 --> 00:17:59,016
And I love you too.
452
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:02,845
Come here, my baby.
453
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:08,681
I still don't see what's
so good about this place.
454
00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:09,794
Mom.
455
00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,946
You know, some things can't be taught.
456
00:18:15,946 --> 00:18:18,513
I'm bad at small talk.
457
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:23,127
I'm just gonna stick with regular talk.
458
00:18:23,127 --> 00:18:25,520
Now, what are you up to tonight, Shanae?
459
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,305
Ugh, more unpacking.
460
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:29,133
We were at it so late last night,
461
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,917
- I missed the Orioles game.
- Oh.
462
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,266
And today's been so crazy.
463
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:34,529
I haven't had a chance
to check the score.
464
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:37,663
Uh, 5-3 O's.
465
00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:40,100
Adley Rutschman hit an
opposite field walk off homer.
466
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,797
And Cedric Mullins was
a single shy of the cycle.
467
00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:44,800
Mullins is my guy.
All these young dudes...
468
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,542
Cedric, Mullen, Felix, Logan.
469
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,414
And they say we're living
in another dead ball era.
470
00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:50,806
Oh, please.
471
00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:54,549
It's simple, just hit dingers,
play defense, close games.
472
00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:55,681
Exactly. But that's always baseball.
473
00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:56,943
You just show up every day, just like...
474
00:18:56,943 --> 00:18:59,728
Cal Ripken, Jr.
475
00:18:59,728 --> 00:19:02,383
Oh, you've been
an Orioles fan this whole time
476
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:03,645
and never said a word.
477
00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:04,690
Wow.
478
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:05,691
Well, now I know.
479
00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:08,085
Yes, you do.
480
00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:10,348
Okay, Gregory.
481
00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:13,133
Connection... It's a lot like baseball,
482
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,092
a bunch of weird,
kind of boring stuff happens,
483
00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:18,095
and then boom, home run.
484
00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,444
Who knew?
485
00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:23,187
Oh, Janine.
486
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:27,017
I know I crossed the line,
and please, allow me to apologize.
487
00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:29,149
No, Barbara, it's okay.
488
00:19:29,149 --> 00:19:31,195
Really, I'm not mad.
489
00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:34,720
If anything, it is moving
that you care that much
490
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,852
that you would do that for me.
491
00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:40,465
So I think I'm just embarrassed.
492
00:19:40,465 --> 00:19:44,121
Look, my mom...
493
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:46,340
I love my mom.
494
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,603
But that's my mom.
495
00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:49,909
So how'd it go?
496
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:52,085
It went okay. I handled it.
497
00:19:52,085 --> 00:19:54,131
Her phone's gonna get turned back on.
498
00:19:54,131 --> 00:19:55,262
But don't worry.
499
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,656
We came to a compromise.
I'm helping her where I can.
500
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,440
So the trip is still on.
501
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,702
Whew.
502
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:03,183
Wonderful. You had me scared.
503
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,619
Oh, I'm happy for you.
504
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,707
Thank you.
505
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:08,232
What about the massage?
506
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:09,972
Massage money is on its way to Mom.
507
00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:11,713
But it's all right.
508
00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:13,541
I'm happy I'm able to help.
509
00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:15,152
Next time.
510
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,241
And now that I've set
that boundary, who knows?
511
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:20,200
Maybe my mom and I
can get closer than ever,
512
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,170
take our own little trip
one day as mother and daughter.
513
00:20:25,118 --> 00:20:26,250
Maybe.
514
00:20:27,194 --> 00:20:29,035
And when you're out there by yourself,
515
00:20:29,035 --> 00:20:31,168
do not carry too much cash on you.
516
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,778
I won't. I don't have any.
517
00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:34,475
Well, you should have some.
518
00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:36,280
But do you have a swim cover-up?
519
00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:38,653
The Ross is having a sale.
520
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:39,739
Wait, really? Which one?
521
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,134
Yes, on City Line.
522
00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:42,788
- I love that one.
- Girl, let me get my bag.
523
00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:43,963
- Come on.
- Okay.
524
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,842
Gregory, do you think
I could bend this spoon with magic?
525
00:20:53,842 --> 00:20:55,975
Jacob, when I told you to get a hobby,
526
00:20:55,975 --> 00:20:58,412
I meant one that wasn't annoying.
527
00:20:58,412 --> 00:20:59,500
Hey.
528
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,936
Hey, how was your day?
529
00:21:02,547 --> 00:21:04,114
Weird, social.
530
00:21:04,114 --> 00:21:05,637
I talked to Shanae about baseball.
531
00:21:05,637 --> 00:21:06,986
How was yours?
532
00:21:06,986 --> 00:21:08,770
Guys, look, I think I'm doing it.
533
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,337
Mine was also weird, eventful.
534
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,947
My mom was here.
535
00:21:11,947 --> 00:21:13,427
Oh, my God, guys.
536
00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:15,299
- You heading out?
- Yeah, you?
537
00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:17,301
No, but I'll walk with you.
538
00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:19,303
Guys, I'm Neo-ing.
539
00:21:19,303 --> 00:21:21,087
I'm the Matrix.
540
00:21:23,311 --> 00:21:27,311
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