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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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J“ “Adventure Time“ J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘

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J“ The fun will never end r

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J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I

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[Munching]

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—[SIurps]
- Huh?

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I was just sipping my coffee.

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Oh.

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[Munching]

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[Slurps]

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[Slurping and munching
rhythmically]

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[Both laugh]

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[BMO laughs]

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I am also excited about today.

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Oh, yeah?

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Today is the first day
of my new job.

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What's your new job, BMO?

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Yeah, are you a spy?

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You know,
'cause of the overcoat?

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I'm a door—to-door salesman.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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What are you selling?

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I've got so many great things.

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Like for the man about town,
this piece of lint.

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JAKE:
I'll take it.

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Hooray! My first sale!

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That'll be four doubloons.

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Can I pay you later?

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Mm, the customer
is always right!

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Good attitude, BMO.

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Well, gentlemen...

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got to chop that wood.

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[Whispering]
It's Ice King.

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[Whispering] I know.

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Oh!

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Okay, wish me luck, fellas,
even though I don't need --

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-Aah!
—Aah!

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—[Thud]
-[Both giggle]

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- Aw.
- Aw.

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ICE KING:
Boy, this is great, huh?

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You and me
out in the fresh air?

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Now, the key
to being a tip-top salesman

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is to get the ol' foot
in the door.

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Bodies don't talk, Ice King.

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Well, mine does.

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Okay, then.
IfI say, "My feet hurt,"

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you can go, "Woof woof."

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That's my dogs barking.

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BMO, I think we‘re gonna make
an unbeatable team.

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Yeah, yeah! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!

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[Laughs]

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TREE TRUNKS: "Chapter 3 --
No Time For Sleeping.

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Elizabeth‘s heart was racing

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like a water mill
after spring thaw.

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She knew her enemies
were coming for her, but when?

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Suddenly, there was a knock
at the door."

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-[Knock on door]
- Oh!

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Oh. Oh, my goodness.
[Groans]

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Someone's at the door.

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That's all.

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Hello.

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Tree Trunks,
how are your children?

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Can you believe this weather?

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So polite.

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Please, please come in.

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You have a lovely home.

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Here, have some apple pie.

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Oh, thank you.

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Now, what can I do for you?

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Oh, well, I'd like to show you
what I'm selling today.

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[Grunts]

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Okay, we have a broken branch,

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a half-eaten sandwich,

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oh, another ball of lint.

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TREE TRUNKS: Another?

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BMO: These are selling
like red hots.

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A dust bunny —— That‘s like
a cage-free ball of lint.

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A doII's head,

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and a little velvet bag,
tied tight at the top.

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I'll take the branch.

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My loose cash is up there
in the flower jar.

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Help yourself.

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ICE KING: Ohh!

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—[Jar clunks]
-[Laughs]

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[Both laugh]

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You have a lovely home.

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- Aah!
- Whoa!

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What'd you buy, honey bunch?

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A branch.

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Huh.

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Huh? Oh.

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Ah, Tree Trunks,
you're a financial genius.

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[BMO laughs]

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I can't believe
we unloaded that branch.

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It wasn't even our best one.

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Oh, my.
Shield my eyes from the sun.

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ICE KING: Why?

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Because I think I see
our next customer.

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Those nuts could be ours.

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Excuse me, little boy!

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How are your children?!

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Ice King, duck.

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Jump.

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Right.
Right again.

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[Laughs]
Left.

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Jump, jump—

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Left. Right.

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Left.

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Ice King, you're doing so good.

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You have not
bumped into anything.

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BMO, where's the customer?

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Oh, no.
I was so excited

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about you not bumping into
anything, I lost the customer.

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Ice King, I think we are lost.

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[Animal howls]

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Look.

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A house.

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ICE KING: All I see
is the inside of this coat.

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And...stop.

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Knock politely.

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[Footsteps]

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[Hinges creak]

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Mysterious sentinel,
you have a lovely home.

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[Whispering]
Turn.

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[Normal voice]
How are your children?

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[Gasps]

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Hello.

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I'm a door-to-door salesman,
ma'am.

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[Ice King coughs]

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[Chuckling]
Oh, excuse my indigestion.

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Ouch!

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I have some wonderful
new products,

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like, uh, this ball of lint.

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No, wait,
this is the dust bunny. Uh...

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Oh, oh!
I know -- this velvet bag.

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Did I mention
that it contains Finn's teeth?

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-[Ax clatters]
Please, let's go in the parlor,

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Where we can be
more comfortable.

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And you're sure
these are Finn's teeth?

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Yes.

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The same Finn
who serves Princess Bubblegum,

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obstructs my plans,
and plagues my thoughts?

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Yes.

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Finn the human's teeth.

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That's a BMO guarantee.

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ICE KING: [Whispering]
Psst! Does Finn know

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you have his teeth?
Because I don‘t think --

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[Whispering] Hey!
I'm trying to close a sale here.

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I hope you accept silver.

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I can pay you immediately.

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Yes, my pretties.

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Poor, little guy.

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Still wearing out
the shoe leather

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trying to make just one more
lousy sale before coming home.

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He'll feel better after we have
a little party for him.

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Still, it's tough
seeing your kid

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get his heart set on doing
something he really sucks at.

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[Door opens]

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Hello, boys.
Meet the salesman of the year.

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Or maybe of the decade.

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The Chinese food is on me.

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I mean, check out the loot.

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[Whispering]
It's real.

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What the heck did you sell
to get this silver goblet?

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Just a line of smooth talk
and pipe dreams.

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Oh, and a set
of human baby teeth.

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Where'd you even get
a set of human baby teeth?

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Human baby teeth!!

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BMO!

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Branches and lint
are moving like cray, Jake.

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Oh, sure,
I sold your baby teeth.

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I could sell any part of you.

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These were, like,
the only things I had left

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from when I was a little kid.

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Hey, you know what?

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We'll just go buy back
those little pearly whites.

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I'm sure whoever bought them
is like,

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"Why did I buy these things?"

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What possible use
could some guy have

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for a set of human baby teeth?

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Unless he's an evil sorcerer
or a mad scientist.

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He wasn‘t a mad scientist,
was he?

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— Well...
-[Pounding on door]

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[Shrieks]

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Stay back, baby Finns.

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Aah!

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[Both scream]

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[Groans]

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[Grunts]

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They're made out of some kind
of hard tooth-like material.

200
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Ouch. Ouch!

201
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Ice King,
freeze these nightmare babies.

202
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I'm not allowed
to wear my crown.

203
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It's against BMO's dress code.

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Just don't let them
climb into your mouth!

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[Groaning]

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Hey, there, bitey boys.
Get off of there.

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[Groaning]

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Where's your baby manners?
Eek.

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Hmm.
Maybe I sold too well.

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ICE KING:
Hey, you're a great salesman.

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Evil babies are not
a problem for you.

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They're an opportunity.

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Yeah.

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Where did I put those ——

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Oh, here they are.

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Gentlemen, could I interest you
in a couple of sledgehammers?

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Perfect for smashing through
minerals or composites.

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- I'll take one.
- Me, too!

219
00:10:02,194 --> 00:10:03,854
Great decision.

220
00:10:08,365 --> 00:10:09,354
[Poofl]

221
00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:15,987
A little tap is all it takes.

222
00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,825
These baby-smashing hammers
are great.

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[Smashing]

224
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I'm sorry I caused such a mess.

225
00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:32,002
It's very bad for business.

226
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Well, time to call it a day.

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The ice man Ieaveth.

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BMO:
Hey, wait.

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See you tomorrow. . partner.

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Until tomorrow.

231
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Yeah, you're not
doing this tomorrow.

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[Whistling]

233
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Hmm. In retrospect, the attack
would have worked much better

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were they not baby teeth.

235
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[Clears throat]

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J“ Come along with me I

237
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r And the butterflies and bees J‘

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This party is so crazy!

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