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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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J“ “Adventure Time“ J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘

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J“ The fun will never end r

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J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I

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[Rapping] J“ C—C—C—C—Clam Rap J“

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J“ Juicy like nectar J“

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I My name is Neptr J

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J“ I stay rapping no matter
what the weather J“

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J“ I'm by the fire 'cause
it's hot like a dryer J“

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Clams and rappin'.

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Doesn't get any better
than this, right, Phoebe?

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It's actually my first Clam Rap.

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[Beatboxing]

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[Rapping]
J“ Clams, clams J“

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J“ Ate this plate of clams J“

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J“ Utensils weren't provided J“

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J“ So I had to use my hands J“

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J“ I'm gonna be unhappy J“

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J“ If it happens agains J“

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Boom!

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[Cheering]

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Princess, what you got?

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Yeah, dump it in, stir it up.

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[Rapping] J“ I'm like a
library book, so check me out J“

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J“ Read my front and back cover
so you know what I‘m about J“

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J“ I'm straight droolin',
spittin' out rhymes J“

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J“ People gather 'round
and they're waitin' in lines J“

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J I got a lot of combinations
of words to throw J“

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J“ To let you know I got glow J“

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J“ I said it 'cause
you just don't know J“

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J“ 50 what now,
what's up, what‘s up, bro? J“

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[Cheers and applause]

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J“ You beat me fair and square J“

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J“ 'Cause maybe
somethings in the air J“

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J“ I'm wearing unlucky shoes,
not my favorite pair J“

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[Audience groans]

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[indistinct conversation]

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Hello, there, young lady.

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I heard you lay down
some serious rhymes earlier.

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[Munches]

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My card.

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FLAME PRINCESS:
Victor Marilyn?

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I'm a talent scout by trade,
and, uh...

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[Munches]

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And I‘d love to book you for a
big-time rap battle next week -—

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Rap Fest Aid.

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Whoa.

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I've never heard
of Rap Fest Aid.

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It sure sounds like
the big time.

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But before I can
book you anywhere,

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I'm gonna have to have you sign
some waivers and release forms.

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Boilerplate stuff.
Don't bother reading it.

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Okay.

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[Chuckling] Okay.

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I'll get this paperwork
processed,

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and we'll be in business.

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Toronto!

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[Laughs]
Yes, it's me!

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And I am making my move from
second banana to top dog.

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As stated in the contract
that you just signed,

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if you lose Rap Fest Aid,

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the Fire Kingdom
becomes my property.

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What?!

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Aw, don't worry.
Look at this mug.

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You could out—rap him
any day of the week.

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TORONTO:
Oh, you won't be facing me.

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You'll have to beat the most
gifted rapper of our time.

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Son of Rap Bear!

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See you in a week.

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— Son of Rap Bear?
— Son of Rap Bear?

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I wonder if he's any relation
to Rap Bear.

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FLAME PRINCESS:
Rap Bear lives in there?

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It‘s surprisingly nice.

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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Rap Bear.

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What happened?

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[Groans]

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My son and I
were having Sunday dinner.

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We were lightly rapping
back and forth.

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It turned into a rap battle.

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He threw out rhyme after rhyme.

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I couldn't keep up.

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You got beat by your own son?

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Are his rap powers
that much greater than yours?

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Yes.

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Why are you asking about my son?

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Flame Princess
is going up against him

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one-on—one
in a freestyle battle.

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[Gasps]
That kid will take you apart.

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He rapped my legs off.

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Rap Bear,
Son of Rap Bear's father,

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said his son, Son of Rap Bear,
would be at tonight's open mic.

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FLAME PRINCESS:
Dude, let's sit back here.

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[Rapping]
J“ You're a small bear J“

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J“ With fuzzy hair over there J“

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J“ Get away from me,
I don't wanna share my air J“

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J“ Doesn't matter where,
anywhere, everywhere with you J“

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J“ Chop you in two
with my rap kung fu J“

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Are you scared of me?

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Boo!

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[Rapping] J“ You're like a
cookie who's about to crumble J“

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J“ Your rapping is stale J“

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J“ Also, you mumble J“

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J“ Did you just make a mistake
smellin' like a cake J“

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J“ Who just stumbled into
a lyrical rumble? J“

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J Your raps causes naps J

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J“ You look a little frail
and you're about to collapse J“

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J“ You'll know you got beat when
you hear the people's claps J“

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[Cheers and applause]

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— Whoa.
— Whoa.

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Look who decided
to come out to play.

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The news on the streets is

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you're gonna battle me
at Rap Fest Aid.

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This is a joke, right?
Hear me out.

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What are you even gonna
rap about?

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J“ You've been in a bottle
since the age of 2 J“

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J I got shampoo
more worldly than you J“

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J I will do laps
around your raps J

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J I crush my opponents
and collect their caps J

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J“ If you wanna keep yours on,
I suggest you run J

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J People holla at me
because I'm number one J

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Son of Rap Bear is right.

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I haven't traveled the world
or done anything really.

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Finn! Let's go on
some adventures!

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What?

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It would really help me build up
some quick life experience.

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I don't know if life is like
a test you can cram for.

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This is for my kingdom.

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I've got to try.

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Unh. Yo.

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J Went along with Finn
from mission to mission J

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J To win the battle
for the Fire Kingdom J“

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J Worked at Pizza Sassy
'cause I'm not too classy J

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J“ Climbed a rock, had to mind
the clock, ticktock J

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J I go with Starchy,
I hunt ghosts J

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J I blow fire
with my saxophone J“

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J I'm a submarine teen,
ain't nothin' I ain‘t seen J

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J All around I'm known,
I'm the girl on the throne J

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J Givin' back rubs, in the
bathtubs, hittin' math clubs J“

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J“ Makin mad grub
to outspit a rap cub J

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J When I‘m done with
Son of Rap Bear J

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J He's gonna need new shins J

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J Unh, yeah, I'm experienced J

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J Solid like a pebble
in aquarium J

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J I drop knowledge like I‘m
Bubblegum if she was librarian J

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[Groans]

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That was good!

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I thought trying new things

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would make me new
and interesting,

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but I just feel like a hack.

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Maybe there is an interesting
thing about you

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that you just don't realize.

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Like how Neptr only just found
out there is a face on his can,

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and now he thinks the can
is his conjoined twin.

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I don't expect you to understand
the bond I share with my family.

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Family.

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FLAME KING: [Humming]

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No room for the body.

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Let's make him swim.

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FLAME PRINCESS:
Knock, knock.

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Is that you, bun bun?

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— Aah!
— Hi, Dad.

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You're not here to put me back
in lantern jail, are you?

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I guess I wanted to talk.

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Oh.

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It seems like lots changed
since I last saw you.

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Maybe we actually have a shot
at putting the past behind us

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and, I don't know,
being normal with each other.

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I know exactly
what you're saying.

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I've totally gotten over being
in lantern jail, so we're good.

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Well, I was kind of hoping

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you could acknowledge
hurting me, like --

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Phoebes, come on.

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It's better to be thankful
for what you have now --

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an awesome chipmunk dad.

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Uh, I'm gonna put on some music.

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You're totally welcome
to listen, or not.

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Totally up to you.

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So you won't even apolo—

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-[Vocalizing]
-...gize?

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[Rapping] J Water chestnuts
roasting in my gut J

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J Acorn squash you
with a peanut butter cup J“

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J I'll tell you
what's the diff—er—ence J

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J“ Between a legume and a nut J

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J One goes in your mouth
and the other out your butt J“

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J Just put the cash into my
stash and I give you cashew J

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J Put your face in my
almond butter paste, yo J

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—[Groans]
J Pecan can do J

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J Or pecan you don't, bro J
— Drama.

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J On your way out,
take a pistachio J

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TORONTO:
What's up, Rap Fest Aid?!

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[Laughs]
Ladies and gentlemen,

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welcome to the battle
for the Fire Kingdom!

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To my left,
we have the Flame Princess.

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[Cheers and applause]

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And to my right,
the reigning champion,

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Son of Rap Bear!

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Yo.

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[Cheers and applause]

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And go, Son of Rap Bear.

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J Yo, I'm a word wizard J

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J I'm Son of Rap Bear J“

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J“ But you're a fire hazard,
maybe I should be scared J

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J I mean, I do hear
you're dangerous J

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J“ When your temper flares J

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J Do guys even date you or just
cook wieners in your hair J

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[Audience "Ohs"]

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J I guess there was that fire
guy that wanted to marry you J“

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J Was it Don Jon
with the big guns? J

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J Oh, but you're not into
macho men, are you? J

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J You like 'em soft and round
like cinnamon—flavored buns J

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[Audience "Ohs"]

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He's good.

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[Cheers and applause]

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J I got more rhymes in my hair
than you ever will J

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J You better run away
like it's a fire drill J

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J“ You're so lame and stinky,
more spark from my pinky J

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J I‘m a flaming master J“

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J I'm...slinky, hinky J

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[Thinking] Oh, Glob.
What am I saying?

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She's choking.

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[Audience boos]

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Oh.

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FLAME KING: Hi, Phoebe!

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Huh?

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Dad, you came to see me rap?

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No, I had no idea
you were in this.

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Isn't that crazy?

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Don't feel bad about losing,
though!

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He‘s way out of your league!

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Dad!

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Why the heck did I even try
to talk to you?

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J“ You only ever cared about
things like koalas J

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J And chipmunks
and baby kangaroos J

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J It's actually pretty sad J

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J“ I mean, I usurped you
when I was 14 J“

247
00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,834
J I thought
we could be friends J“

248
00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:02,330
J I don't know
what I was thinking J

249
00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:04,173
J I don't need you or anyone J

250
00:10:04,218 --> 00:10:05,958
J 'Cause I'm the real
Flame King J

251
00:10:06,094 --> 00:10:09,177
—[Cheers and applause]
- Get it, girl!

252
00:10:09,306 --> 00:10:11,342
And as for Son of Rap Bear...

253
00:10:11,974 --> 00:10:14,966
J You're so unoriginal, you put
your own dad in a wheelchair J

254
00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:18,435
J Just so you could steal his
name and ride on his fame J

255
00:10:18,481 --> 00:10:21,097
J But without it, you're just
a sad kid full of hot air J“

256
00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:21,847
Hmm.

257
00:10:21,984 --> 00:10:24,851
J Y'all can try to bully me
or scam me, I don't care J

258
00:10:24,987 --> 00:10:26,852
J As if being a jerk's gonna
make you dummies happy J

259
00:10:26,947 --> 00:10:27,606
[Groans]

260
00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,734
J But my kingdom ain't
a commodity, Toronto J

261
00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:30,946
J It's a part of me J

262
00:10:30,991 --> 00:10:35,360
J So sorry, you can't take
what isn't owned by me J

263
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:37,236
J So take him away J

264
00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:38,735
Boom.

265
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,737
[Cheers and applause]

266
00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:42,743
I get it!
She owned him!

267
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,745
[Audience chanting "Phoebe"]

268
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,118
The winner is Son of Rap Bear!

269
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,625
[Chanting continues]

270
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:54,130
J I thought I was the Glob
of rap, rivaled by none J

271
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,384
J But I'm more like bubble wrap
'cause she squashed me for fun J

272
00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,097
She's actually not bad.

273
00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:01,632
Hey, honey!

274
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,217
You're actually not bad!

275
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,885
tht!

276
00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:11,142
J Come along with me J

277
00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:15,396
J And the butterflies and bees J

278
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:20,616
This party is so crazy!

279
00:11:21,305 --> 00:12:21,647
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