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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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J“ “Adventure Time“ J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘

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J“ The fun will never end r

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J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I

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FINN:
"B.R.B. Jake."

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Hmm. B.R.B.

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B.R.B.
Bring regular babies.

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Big red baIIs. No.

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Beautiful rump burger.

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What you doing, Finn?

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Jake left me this note,
but I, uh -- tsk --

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I can't remem
what the abbreve means.

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[Gasps]
It's for me!

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This is Jake's special code
to tell me he loves me.

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No, it's something normal
like, uh...

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Be right back.

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Right!
"Be right back!"

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[Laughs]
So dumb.

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Cool.
Jake'll be right back.

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[Thudi]

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Look, Finn!
My Jake Valentines.

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He leaves them for me
when he goes out.

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FINN:
That's cute, BMO.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oh, B/e.
I love B/e!

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I'll read some B/e till
Jake gets back, I guess.

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[Gasps]

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Kee, kee, kee, kee.

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[Buzzing]

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[Finn chuckles]

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"What‘s your favorite food?"

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"Anything! As long
as it‘s made of cheese!"

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[Laughs]

42
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Aw, man, these comics

43
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are like if someone
out my soul on a page.

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Hmm?

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"You write the caption."

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Okay!

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Hmm.
[Laughs]

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Ahh.

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"Ouch!
Hey, this isn't helping."

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[Chuckles]
Yeah.

51
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Ja—— I mean, BMO!

52
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[Smooching]

53
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Check this funny caption
I just wrote.

54
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Hmm.

55
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[Beeping]

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No humor detected.

57
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What?
No, it's -— it's like...

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this guy's problem
is a tiger biting his foot,

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and talking to this guy
isn't helping!

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Like, "Ouch!
Hey, this isn't helping!"

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You know, like, it's,
you know, like...

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Was the tiger
already biting his foot?

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Or did the tiger bite his foot
after he lay down on the couch?

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Because that is the bearded
man's responsibility.

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BMO, I love you, but you
don't understand comedy.

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Maybe it's just not funny.

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[Gasps]

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This is funny,
and I'm gonna prove it!

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You are?

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Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty bored,
and this is really funny, BMO.

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Prove it!

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Fine! I'm going to!

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Fine!
I'll be right here!

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- Fine!
- Fine!

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—[Siren wailing]
- Bwee—woo—bwee—woo!

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This is a drill!

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I repeat, this is a drill!

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— Oh, no!
— A real drill!

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You two, raise your
resinous glaze shields!

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[Crash!]

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— Oh, oh, oh, oh!
— Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Activate the B.H.T.
to preserve freshness!

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[Whirring]

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We're not ready.

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CANDY PERSON:
Intruder! Intruder!

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BOTH:
It's our friend Finn.

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What's all the hubbub, bubs?

88
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Oh, just some
precautionary exercises

89
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in case our primary alarm
and defense system fails.

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Cool. Cool.

91
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Hey, can you look at
this funny thing I wrote?

92
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Oh, sure!
I'm fascinated by humor.

93
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Hmm.

94
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Hmm! Yes.

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Certainly what this
hirsute gentleman needs

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is a tetanus shot.

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Excellent point, Finn.

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No, but...is it funny?
Never mind.

99
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I don't have time to explain
the psychology of humor to you.

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[Crash!]

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But I'd like you
to read this book.

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Hey, what do you think you're ——

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Oh! Princess Bubblegum!

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Thank you, Princess.

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"Der Witz Und Seine Beziehung
Zum Unterbewussten."

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"The Joke and His Relation
to the Unconscious."

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It's printed
in "Gebrochene Schrift,"

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which I think is easier
on the eyes.

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"Der Witz Und...

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Der Witz Und...See—einy...

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Bezeyhung. . .Zumbevvuzzzz. ..

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Ugh! Pb's too smart.

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That's why
she doesn't get my joke.

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I mean...it's funny.

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It's funny.

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"Ouch! Hey, this isn‘t

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[Chuckles]
"This isn‘t helping."

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[Snickers]

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Uh, it's super funny.

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Turbo nerds like Pb
just aren't the right audience

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for this sort of thing,
you know?

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I should show this to normal
people, the common folk.

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The busy woman on the go.
The regular Joe or Josephine.

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Or somebody like Ice King,
who's desperate for my approval.

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[Laughing]

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Finn, this is so funny!

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A kitty with big teeth?!
Come on!

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[Chuckles] Yeah, I didn't
draw that, but cool.

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Well, thanks for --

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Oh, yeah.
But, uh, what if --

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And I'm just spitballin'.

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What if it was
something more like,

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"Hey, Doc!
I got a caveman in my teeth!"

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Huh?

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[Quacking]

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Ha—ha! Whoo!

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Heh. Yeah.
That's pretty good, I guess.

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Oh, is this B/e?
I love B/e!

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That one with the two cops

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who are always accidentally
arresting each other!

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Right?!
And "Animal Quackers"!

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I've been mailing them
my short stories and comics

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for as long as I can remember.

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But, uh, nary a piece published.

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Nary a piece.

146
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Nary a piece!

147
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I hate B/e!

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Sittin' in their ivory towers!

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They don't know comedy!

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They don't understand
the common folk!

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The busy woman on the go!

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BOTH: The average Joe
or Josephine! Right!

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See? We got the goods,
you and I,

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and they've lost their touch.

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Hey, if we want them
to touch our goods,

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we should go down there
and confront them face—to—face.

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And ifI get
my winning caption printed,

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everybody will know it's funny!

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I'm talkin' about you, BMO.

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But, uh,
where do they print B/e?

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Oh, yeah.
I don't, uh...

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Oh! Oh!
Here, hold this.

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I'll use my...
demonic wishing eye!

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[Whoosh!]

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[Puma]

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Hello, Ice King.

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Hello, Wishy!

168
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What do you like to wish for?

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I wish to go to B/e!

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You go, girl!

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- Whaaa!
- Whaaa!

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-[Plink!]
- Whoa.

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Why don't you just use
that thing all the time?

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Oh, it takes a piece of your
soul each time you use it.

175
00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:04,973
But look!
The legendary Bledquarters!

176
00:07:05,018 --> 00:07:07,475
It must be so fun to work here,

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00:07:07,519 --> 00:07:10,226
just sittin' around,
making up jokes all day.

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PUDDING TROLL: Hey!

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Hey.

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00:07:13,858 --> 00:07:15,644
Aww. Who are you?

181
00:07:15,776 --> 00:07:19,360
I'm a pudding troll,
and I guard this humor magazine.

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Uhhhh, why?

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00:07:22,283 --> 00:07:23,989
It‘s...my job.

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Why is this yourjob?

185
00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:28,994
I...applied?

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I‘m maybe not following you.

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00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:34,375
I think I better escort you
off the premises.

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No! No, no, no. We just want
to pitch a cartoon caption!

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00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:40,290
Hey, Big Tina,
it's your time to shine, okay?

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[Inhales, retching]

191
00:07:42,178 --> 00:07:43,884
[Both screaming]

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Waahh!

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[Gulping]

194
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Okay, what's our plan here?

195
00:07:50,394 --> 00:07:52,180
Maybe if we eat all this ammo,

196
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he'll be forced
to make more for us.

197
00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,896
Wait. You can fly!

198
00:07:56,817 --> 00:07:58,899
Uh-oh!
Angle up, Big Tina!

199
00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,435
[Laughs]

200
00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,027
[Splat!]

201
00:08:02,073 --> 00:08:03,153
Uh-Oh!

202
00:08:03,198 --> 00:08:04,438
Ugh!

203
00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:06,773
You win. Fine.

204
00:08:07,535 --> 00:08:09,321
I've never let anyone
inside before,

205
00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:12,196
so! hope you have
an amazing pitch.

206
00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:17,201
Hey! These are
all my submissions!

207
00:08:17,211 --> 00:08:20,328
They kept them in a big pile
by the door.

208
00:08:20,339 --> 00:08:22,330
Seems like a good sign!

209
00:08:23,425 --> 00:08:25,085
Well, shoot, man.

210
00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:27,588
Looks like everyone here
is crazy dead.

211
00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:31,092
I've been guarding dead people
for 500 years.

212
00:08:31,224 --> 00:08:32,760
Wow, I need to sit with that.

213
00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:35,637
This means that B/e Magazine
is dead, too!

214
00:08:35,728 --> 00:08:38,265
Now how am I supposed to
prove my caption's funny?

215
00:08:38,356 --> 00:08:39,766
Ding—dong!

216
00:08:39,857 --> 00:08:41,973
I found B/e 217!

217
00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:45,143
We can see what
the winning caption was.

218
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FINN: "I'm going to
write you a prescription

219
00:08:47,281 --> 00:08:49,272
for one giant club."

220
00:08:49,409 --> 00:08:50,524
Pfft!

221
00:08:50,535 --> 00:08:53,743
It's about time us young guns
took the reins.

222
00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:55,528
[Crash!]

223
00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:57,746
[Horn blowing]

224
00:08:59,668 --> 00:09:01,249
[Quacking]

225
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,372
[Quacking]

226
00:09:07,425 --> 00:09:08,505
Hello, boys.

227
00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:12,008
Now let's roll these presses
one last time.

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00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:13,668
[Keyboards clacking]

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Support us and become VIP member 
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org

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[Machines whirring]

231
00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:33,146
[Hiss!]

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[Click!]

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00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:39,319
Our very own Ble Magazine.

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00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:41,279
And it's a pretty good
issue, too.

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We got that nice cover you did,

236
00:09:43,418 --> 00:09:46,955
my short story, "Fionna
and Cake: Baby Detectives,"

237
00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:49,332
some, looks like,
pudding jokes...

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PUDDING TROLL:
Big Tina wrote those!

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00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,081
ICE KING:
..."Fionna and Cake:

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00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,583
Baby Detectives
Go to College”...

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and, of course, your caption!

242
00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,589
Wow!
It looks amazing in print.

243
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,807
Guys, I'm gonna be honest,

244
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:05,435
just speaking
as an average Josephine,

245
00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,187
I really don‘t get that caption.

246
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,974
Maybe it doesn't matter
if my caption is funny or not.

247
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:12,185
I think I just wanted
to be part of Ble.

248
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,853
It's something I've been
a fan of for so long.

249
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,608
And maybe we can bring it back.

250
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,485
There's no reason
it can't have a new dawn.

251
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,983
A Blennaissance!

252
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,485
Okay, boys, close her down!

253
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,237
[Crashing]

254
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,449
[Fire alarm ringing]

255
00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:30,997
No, you're right.
Can't be nostalgic!

256
00:10:31,963 --> 00:10:34,955
Man, that caption was amazing
in my head.

257
00:10:35,008 --> 00:10:37,875
Maybe I'm not
a very funny person.

258
00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:39,834
Like, I got low comedy stats.

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That's kind of a bummer.

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[BMO humming]

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[Door opens]

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Yo, BMO.
Check it out!

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I got Ble to publish my caption,

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even though I don't need you
to think I'm funny anymo-

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Aaaaah!

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[Rip!i

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Whoa! Aaaaah!

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[Thud!]

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[Buzzing]

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[Both laughing]

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J“ Come along with me I

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r And the butterflies and bees J‘

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This party is so crazy!

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