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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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J“ “Adventure Time“ J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘

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J“ The fun will never end r

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J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I

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FINN:
Hey, Kim KiI Whan.

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We solved the mystery
of the haunted office.

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It was Clock Bear
the whole time.

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Yeah, uh,
Jake's around here somewhere.

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Man, it's crazy to think
I was born here.

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In this alley.

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Popped right out of my dad's
head for some reason.

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Yaah!
You scared me there,

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what with the appearing
out of thin air

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and staring at me all creepy.

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And now just you're reaching
towards me.

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[Coughs]
Let's go, son.

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[Laughs evilly]

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Son?

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I ain't nobody‘s son
but Joshua and Margaret!

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Though it is weird that you got

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exactly the same
stretchy power as me.

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[Laughs]
It‘s not weird.

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It's fate!

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We have to leave, like --
[Grunts]

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Right now!

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JAKE: Wait!
Can Finn come with us?

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We're kind of a package deal.

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Oh, that's kind of a bad idea.

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Our home world's atmosphere is,
uh, poisonous to his kind.

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Well, then,
I'd better write him a note.

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Destiny calls!

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Whoa!

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FINN: Jake?

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Who are you, anyway?

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My name is Warren Ampersand.

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I'm your alien bio—dad!
Heh-heh.

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Why do you keep laughing?

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[Laughs]
I'm nervous.

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[Warble!]

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[Laughs]
Ah.

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[Coughs]
Welcome to your home planet.

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Nerraw.

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Great fantasy sci—fi vibe, man.

52
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And that black hole really adds
an extra dimension to the place.

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Years ago,
I left this beautiful planet

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and traveled to 000

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to implant my destiny—rich,
stretchy DNA

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into a compatible host.

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That explains a lot, actually.

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But now I‘m dying.

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What?

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I used the last of my strength

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[Coughs] to bring you home.

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[Gasps]
He's here!

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Huh?

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-Is that Jake?
- It's really him!

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Did you see him?
Look over there.

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- Look. [Gasps]
—[Gasps] That's Jake!

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Warren,
how does everyone know me?

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Because you're
the most important person

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to have ever lived.

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Behold!

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The Jakeseum!

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A museum?
All about me?!

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-[AII gasp]
— It's Jake!

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— Jake! Jake!
- It's Jake!

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Will you sign my prophecy book?

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Will you sign my pretzel?

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This is wild.

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But it feels so right, you know?

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[Gasps]

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Hey!

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It's my 5th birthday party.

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And my graduation.

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And when I put
a snail in my mouth.

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And when a snail
put me in its mouth.

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And...

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No.
I don't remember this one.

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[Warren laughs]

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That's an artist's
interpretation

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of the great prophecy.

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Tomorrow, you are prophesied
to battle Ixcano,

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a monster with tentacles
stretching across the galaxy

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to strangle everything.

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You alone can banish him
to the darkness.

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I've researched your world and
created the ideal child room.

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See?

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Space stuff...

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dinosaurs...

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and cowboys.

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Cool.

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But you know it‘s a little late

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to try connecting with me,
right?

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[Gasps]
Is that clown cake for me?

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[Chomp!]

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[Chuckles]

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I got you something else, too.

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[Gasps]

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[Gasps]

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[Twinkle!]

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What do you think
of your old dad's present?

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I love it!

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Still never gonna
call you Dad, though.

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Oh, I wouldn't dream of asking.

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But I hope you don't mind
if I still wear this.

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[Twinkle!]

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[All cheering]

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Good luck, Jake!

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Savior us!

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[Laughs]

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This is the Sacred Temple
of Pannishment.

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The temple door
can only be unlocked

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by a stretchy dog.

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JAKE:
With key ha—a—a—a—a...

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Uh...

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Beyond this door,

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there lies an ancient,
awesome weapon

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called The Panzark.

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I am so ready for this!

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This must be why I can stretch!

129
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Yeah, that totally tracks.

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Hup!

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[Laughs]

132
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[Laughs]

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[Grunts]

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This is so complicated
and rewarding.

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You're doing great, son!

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Almost there.

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[Grunting]

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[All chanting "Jake"]

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[Grunting]

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[Sighs]

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[Doors creak]

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[Crowd cheers]

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[Laughs weakly]

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The Panzark!

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[Grunts]

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[Crowd cheering]

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Yay!

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[Moans]

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Saving the galaxy's exhausting.

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I'm dying——

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for a soft pretzel with mustard.

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[Groans]

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"Pri—tzels!"

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Oh.
"Pri-vate."

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WARREN: Hello, there,
you handsome, young devil.

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Have we met?

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Oh, wait, it's just me!

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I didn't recognize
this smooth, young skin

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or these vigorous kneecaps.

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[Snoring]

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OOH!

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It's another clown cake

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with a side
of cocktail hot dogs.

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Dude, weren‘t you, like, dying?

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Shush, son!

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Ixcano approacheth!

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[Rumbling]

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[Creature growling]

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[Crowd screaming]

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Oh, dang.

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I'll go grab the Panzark.

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So how do I -—

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You just gotta stretch

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through the convolutions
of the Panzark

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to activate its kill beam.

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More stretching, huh?

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[Grunts]

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Here comes the hero.

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Stretch, baby!
Stretch!

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[Grunting]

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[Crowd cheering]

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You're doing it, son!

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Ugh. This is too much.
[Grunts]

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[Lasers fire]

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[Groaning]

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Jake!

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CROWD:
Jake! Jake! Ja-

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What's going on?

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Where's that Ixcano jerk?

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I have a confession.

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There's no Ixcano.

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I made it all up.

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So...you're not really dying?

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No, I was dying.

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I needed to siphon your
precious, stretchy essence

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to keep me young and viriIe.

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I use these belts as a conduit.

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The more you stretch,
the stronger I grow!

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I've done it hundreds of times
to hundreds of sons.

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But I never felt guilty before.

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Maybe it's because you're so
much cooler than my other kids.

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Well, I am cool.

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Or maybe it‘s this feeling

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your kind calls...
low-key affection?

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I —- I low—key affection you,
son.

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[Smoochl]

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I'm sorry, Dad.

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I wasn't powerful enough
to destroy Ixcano!

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-[Sobbing]
- What? No.

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It was just me stretching
the whole time.

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The Panzark.
The people.

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You're just saying that
to make me feel better.

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I'll prove it.

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I'm Finn!

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I like pizza
and dangerous girls.

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And here's Joshua!

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I'm no Warren Ampersand,
but I guess I raised you.

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[Chuckles]
Do more!

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I'm Lady!
Neigh.

220
00:09:02,026 --> 00:09:03,516
Oh, I know.
You like parties!

221
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,602
Here‘s a bunch of party bears!

222
00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:08,146
[Laughs]
Make more party bears!

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00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:09,988
And make the treehouse!

224
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Put party bears
on the treehouse!

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00:09:13,663 --> 00:09:15,619
Put party bears in the sky!

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[Chuckles weakly]
Okay.

227
00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:21,909
Keep stretching, you old phony.

228
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It only makes me stronger!

229
00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:27,788
Belt switch!
But how?!

230
00:09:27,883 --> 00:09:31,500
Old—fashioned grifting, ya rube!

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[Sobbing]

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My real dad
taught me that trick.

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But I was a proud pop!

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I'm the proud pop
of a whole bunch of pups.

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The belt totally applies
to me, as well.

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See?

237
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Five stretchy pups.

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Whuh-Oh.

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You saved me after all!

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[Warble!]

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[Groans]
Out of juice.

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00:10:00,079 --> 00:10:01,694
I need those pups!

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00:10:01,789 --> 00:10:03,199
Don't even think about it!

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Can't wait to meet my grandkids
and drain their essence.

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JAKE:
Aw, nah!

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Leave my kids alone!

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00:10:27,814 --> 00:10:29,224
If you destroy me,

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you'll be stuck
on that rock forever!

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My pups are worth it!

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Not the singularity!

252
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Ijust wanted to live forever!

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I see now.

254
00:10:43,996 --> 00:10:46,829
This fleshy form has taken me
as far as it can.

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I'm going 4—D, baby.

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[Ting!]

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JAKE:
Bye, Warren Ampersand.

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Thanks for reminding me
what it means to be a good dad

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by being the worst dad ever.

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Never even got a pretzel.

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J“ Come along with me I

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r And the butterflies and bees J‘

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This party is so crazy!

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