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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins chirp]

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[Screeches]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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[Quacks]

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J“ “Adventure Time“ J“

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I Come on, grab your friends J“

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J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I

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J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘

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J“ The fun will never end r

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J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I

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Okay, Starchy.
Now!

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I'm on it!

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Do I —- Do Ijust pull
this lever?

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-[Sproing!]
- No!

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I'm on it!

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[Camera clicks]

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[Camera shutter clicking]

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BUBBLEGUM:
Excellent.

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These photos
will help us find out

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what sort of forces
Gumbald has amassed

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before we mobilize our troops.

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What's that, clear?

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These photos
will help us find out -—

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I'm glad there's going to be
another proper war

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before I kick the bucket.

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Wipe 'em out!

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- Hey, Princess.
-[Gasps]

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Finn, you donked up my recon!

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I've got some important stuff
to say.

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[Inhales deeply]

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I don't think going to war
with your uncle is a good idea.

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I don't have any choice.

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By building an army,
he's forcing my hand.

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It seems to me that all these
rhubarbs down through history

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don't do nobody no good.

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Finn, we all love
how sweet you are,

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but sometimes
we just have to buckle down

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and do things the ugly way.

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Excuse me.

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COLONEL CANDY CORN:
It's gonna happen, son.

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Best thing to do
is sharpen your sword

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and stock up on flower wreaths.

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You're dark, Colonel Candy Corn.

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How'd it go?

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No good.
Pb is on the road to war.

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Jake, it‘s up to us to fix
things with Uncle Gumbald.

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Didn't he try to kill you

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with monsters made
out of your own baby teeth?

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—[Clank!]
— Take that, banana face!

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Uh, take this,
you banana...face.

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Does everyone have to get
caught up in this mentality?

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I'm going to march
right over to Gumbaldia

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on a last-ditch
diplomatic mission.

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Want to come?

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Do I?

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— This is cute, right?
- You bet!

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And that's
the number-one priority

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for kick—butt diplomacy --
the cuteness offensive!

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Hey, this is kinda backwards,
right?

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How so?

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I used to be all about violence.

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Now it's like I'm different.

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You're a beautiful flower,
and I love to watch you grow.

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[Finn humming]

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GREEN KNIGHT: Halt!

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Gumbald?

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[Clicks tongue]

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None shall pass.

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Fern.

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Cuteness offensive.
[Clicks tongue]

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[Sighs]
Okay.

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I don't wanna fight!
I'm just here to see your boss.

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Fern, I know we have beef,
but let's just talk.

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I didn't even know
you were alive.

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[Scoffs]
You thought you had beaten me?

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Me?!

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Cool sword.
[Grunts]

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Fern, stop!

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GREEN KNIGHT:
I used to want to be you.

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Now I'm a better you!

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I've proved it.

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There's nothing you have
that I don't.

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Bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark!
Bark, bark, baraaaah!

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AUNT LOLLY:
Boys! Boys!

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Stop all this roughhousing!

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[Sighs]
Yes, Aunt Lolly.

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"Aunt Lolly." She sounds
kind of like Mom, yeah?

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Hey!

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She was my mom, too!

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I know, man.
We're like family.

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So why are we fighting?

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[Sighs]

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Sorry about him.

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Now, what‘s a sweet boy like you
doing here?

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I'm trying to stop
this ridiculous war.

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I mean, this whole thing
is crazy, right?

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Between you and me, honey,
I don‘t want war, either.

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Gumbald is becoming
so paranoid and erratic.

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All he talks about is baking
that wretched, wretched cake.

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Maybe you can talk
some sense into him.

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Did you say he's baking a cake?

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Aah! A breach!

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But my secret plan
is to never die!

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So, it begins.

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[Alarm blaring]

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Wait!
I'm a diplomacy boy today!

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Gumbald!
He‘s just here to talk.

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[Blaring stops]

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Traitor!

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I think we can trust him.

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[Whispering indistinctly]

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[Gumbald whispering
indistinctly]

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[Both whispering]

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— Stop.
— I'II hear your case, boy,

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but I've got a busy day.

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We'll have to walk and talk.

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FINN: Look, PB doesn‘t want
to attack you.

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You're gum
from the same sidewalk.

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Like, just look at this bomb
secret laboratory over here.

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This is exactly the kind
of thing Pb would have!

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Then why is she building up
her arms?

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You see this?

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This is her forcing my hand.

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But that's exactly
what she's saying.

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You're both so unreasonable.

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You want unreasonable?

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Get a load of my unreasonably
bad boy battle automaton!

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Her name is The Cake.

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My niece would never have
the ambition

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for a project like this.

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But ambition is my whole deal!

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You want a closer look, boy?
I grant it to you.

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This magnificent dessert

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shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.

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So there's truly nothing
I can say to change your mind?

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Princess Bubblegum
has made her bed,

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and now she must lie in it

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but not get back up
because she'll be dead.

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[Laughs evilly]

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I was wrong about you.
You're nothing like Bonnie.

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Wait. She'll have her cake
and eat it, too...

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because she'll be dead.

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The Cake makes her dead!

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—[Thud!]
—[Both scream]

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— UNCLE GUMBALD: What the -—
-[Both scream]

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No! No, no, no, no, no!

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Aah!

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

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The pain is astonishing.

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You could have let me die

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and saved your princess
a lot of trouble.

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Maybe there is a way
to co—exist after all.

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Hey—o.
That's what I like to hear.

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Sorry. I'm worried if I turn my
neck, my head might snap off.

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[Laughs]

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[Both laugh]

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[Laughter]

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So Jake is literally inside me,
controlling my body,

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and I'm standing in front of
my girlfriend's entire family.

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No!

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This is my first—ever
girlfriend.

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I really want her to like me.

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So then I made him do
a diaper baby dance!

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[Laughter]

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You're as funny as me,
the funny one!

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Thanks, Chicle.

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But if I could get serious
for a second.

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No need, Finn.

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Your example has said more
than words ever could.

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Chicle,
fetch the celebration bucket.

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I declare all hostilities

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between Gumbaldia
and the Candy Kingdom ended.

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- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

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Celebration bucket!

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Be sure to give Bonnie a big hug
from me when you tell her.

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- You guys are goofballs.
- Blblblblbl!

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[Gasps]

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Don't look at me!

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[Poof!]

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Now, there's a guy who ——

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who really cares about his hair!

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BOTH:
Oh, Cousin Chicle!

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Man, I almost thought that was
something really serious.

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BUBBLEGUM:
I don't believe it.

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A signed peace treaty?

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Finn, you're amazing!

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I could hug you right no——

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Did you stop at a craft store
on the way here?

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Oh, the glitterjuice.

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It‘s part of a weird Gumbaldia
treaty—signing ritual.

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Once I got to know him, your
uncle was actually pretty cool.

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As I get older,
I see the most important thing

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is to empathize
with my friends and enemies,

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like, co—exist

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instead of cutting off
people's heads and stuff.

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[Poof!]

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[Squeaks]

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Peps?

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[Cooing]

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[Sniffs]

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You've been doused with
Gumbald's dumdum solution!

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[Growls]

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Gumbald!

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Where are you going!?

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-[Siren wailing]
- Candy citizens,

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we are going to war!

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[All screaming]

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Hoopty hoo, hoopty hey!

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Let's cut 'em up, folks!
[Laughs]

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I donked up.

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Don't halt.
Continue running.

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I command it.

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00:10:00,985 --> 00:10:04,352
My thanks to you all
forjoining me here today.

217
00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:06,480
Hope you're enjoying
the hors d'oeuvres.

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00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:08,860
[Whispering indistinctly]

219
00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:10,361
It seems that the Princess

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avoided our attempt
at a peaceful resolution.

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But it was still a good plan...
Aunt Lolly.

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This magnificent dessert

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shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.

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Eh, I love to plan.

225
00:10:24,966 --> 00:10:28,254
Hey.
What's a plan?

226
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Oh, Cousin Chicle,
you've still got it.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to unleash plan B

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my formidable legion
of Candy Kingdom haters.

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Ricardio.

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Bandit Princess.

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Samantha the warrior dog.

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Peace Master.

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Me-Mow.

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Pete Sassafras.

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Ash the Warlock.

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Sir Slicer.

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Scorcher.

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The Green Knight.

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And finally...

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the Iced King.

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Uh, I think I might be here
by mistake.

242
00:11:00,374 --> 00:11:01,784
What are we doing again?

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00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:05,413
It's Gum War!

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J“ Come along with me I

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r And the butterflies and bees J‘

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This party is so crazy!

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