[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's adventure time ♪ Ripped By mstoll
[yawning]
Man, let's go home.
Nuts to that.
I want to find a mystery cave.
[Sighs]
But, Finn, I'm getting all cranky around my joke-hole.
Oof!
Ow!
Ooh la-la!
What's that?
Mystery cave!
Come on, Jake!
[Grunting]
Oh, my glory.
JAKE: Dude, no!
Don't touch that thing.
It's probably got some kind of sacred significance.
Yeah, I want it for my sacred bathroom.
[Whirl!]
Finn?
[Swirl!]
[Who-o-o-ing!]
[Gasps]
Oh, my jah!
Finn's become one with the lamb!
[Sproing!]
Huh?
[Spring! Sprang!]
[Roar! Whoosh!]
Jake! You see this crazy jazz?
We'll get through this, my bro.
I swear I'm gonna get you out of that lamb.
[Ding! Ding!]
Jake!
Come on. Quit messing with me.
Whoa!
Ow. Ow.
[Plunk!] Ow.
[Creak! Thunk!]
[Sighs]
Wish I knew how to free you, bro.
[Hollow wheezing]
Me too, bro.
Pbbbbbt!
Thbbt!
Thbbbt!
Pbbbbbt!
Beemo, stop fake-farting!
But Finn always loved Beemo farting.
Thbbt!
[Laughs]
Hmm.
That's it!
We'll do all Finn's favorite stuff till he comes out!
Beemo, play Finn's favorite song!
Okay!
♪ Three baby spiders... ♪
What? No!
[Laughter]
No! Not this song!
♪ The rain came down, and it was no fun ♪
Are you hearing this, buddy?
Guys, I haven't liked this song since I was 2!
Aggggh!
[Laughter continues]
Cut it out!
[Bang! Foing!]
[Whoosh!]
[Leaves rustle]
ICE KING: Leaf princess!
Come to me, my arboreal beauty!
Gotcha!
[Scoffs]
It's just a dumb, old leaf, you dumb, old Ice King.
I know, but it's mine.
Wait! What?
Ice King, you can hear me?
Yes.
Why? Are you making fun of me or something?
No, it's just no one else can see me or hear me talk.
Ohh. Yeah.
You're trapped in the spirit realm.
I can see all things spirit with my "Wizard eyes"!
Man, never thought I'd be happy to talk to you, Ice King.
Can you help me get free?
Oh, yeah. I know all the ins and outs.
And I'd do anything for a friend like you.
[Quacks]
Quiet, Gunther. Can't you see I'm hanging with Finn?
[Quacks]
I know I say that a lot, but this time, it's true.
Anyways, where do all these spirits come from?
Oh, there are portals all over the universe.
I have one in my basement.
Every once in a while, a real cutie pie drifts through.
Oh! Gosh, there she is.
Mmm. Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles]
Sick.
What? I swear I never touch 'em.
I can't!
Can't touch this!
Can't touch this, either!
[Chuckles]
Yep, I can't kill any of them.
[Slosh!]
I hate them.
Okay, all right.
Enough messing around.
Let's get you free from the spirit plane.
Cool.
[Roar! Swoosh! Clong!]
So, the only way to get out of the spirit world is to
stick all these lousy things in the spirit hole down there,
then plug up the hole with that.
And doing that will send me back to normal?
Mm-hmm! Trust me!
We are tur-bros!
Turbo bros.
Tur... bros.
Turbo... bros.
So be it.
[Splick!]
[Splack!]
[Whoosh!]
[Splat!]
[Blat!]
[Splat!]
[Splat!] [splat!]
[Splat! Splat! Splat! Splat!]
All right, Finn.
This ought to free you from your body prison.
Couple of rounds of Kompy's Kastle will jog your
psychic Schnapps.
That's what I think.
Co-op mode, like we always do.
Oh, yeah!
[Video game beeps]
Come on, Finn. Drop the drawbridge.
Kompy's bloodlust meter's going down.
Let me help you there.
Wazza!
You love Kompy.
[Sighs]
[Splat!]
I... did it!
Whew! I did it.
[Sighs]
I'm ready, Ice King.
Make me normal now.
Ohh, that's not all of them.
There's this other guy that watches me.
He's... super-creepy.
Do you see it?
Oh, it sees you.
Catch it and put it in the spirit hole!
In the spirit hole, where it can't see me anymore...
so you can be free!
[Groans]
[Growling]
Huh?
Get it! Get it!
Ugh! Aah!
Get it in the hole!
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ew!
[Splash!]
[Splat!]
ICE KING: Yes! [Laughs]
It's gone!
So... now I can go back to normal?
Uh... wait, though.
What?
There's this last guy you got to get.
He's pretty much the worst.
He usually leaves these gross heads around,
but I'm not seeing them anywhe...
Aah! Ew! There it is! There it is!
Wan wan!
Wan wan wan!
Noooooo!
No! Don't come near me!
What is that?
It's from the dead one.
He leaves these heads around everywhere.
I can't even touch them, but it still creeps me out.
Wan wan!
Please get rid of him!
What do I do?
Follow the heads?
Yes, the heads!
Oh, snow, please!
[Screams]
[Sighs] All right, man. I'll get it.
Wan wan.
Where's your daddy, huh?
Is he hiding in there?
Wan wan.
[Wheezing]
[Shing!]
[Ooze! Splat!]
Ugh!
Better get back in the spirit hole, dead one.
Blagh.
Okay.
[Shoing!]
Hyah!
[Splat!]
Ugh!
Agh!
[Grunts]
Wan wan wan!
Hyup! Oof!
Oh, bolts!
Whoo! Yeah, get him!
Boosh!
[Splash!]
Oh, my... what?
The cave?
How the?
Weird.
That's weird, but whatevs, though.
[Grunts]
[Sploosh!]
Whatevs.
Ice King? Ice Ki-I-I-ng?
Where'd you go, Simon?
[Laughing]
Ice King?
[Laughs]
♪ Oh, me, oh, moy, oh, fa-la-loy ♪
♪ Everyone sing my song of joy ♪
♪ The child of man who touched the lamb ♪
♪ Is soon to be my new best friend ♪
♪ All to me, can't you see? ♪
♪ For I will never set him free! ♪
♪ I had no bro in all of Ooo ♪
♪ But now I've got one, Finn the hu... ♪
FINN: Dude, come on! What?
Ha ha, Finn!
You fell right into for my brilliant plan that I formed
out of the thin air like a true magi!
Not only did I get you to remove those horrible creatures from my
castle, but now you're trapped, and only can see you.
So, if you want friends, this is it, pal.
[Laughs evilly]
I'm gonna re-open the hole.
No, wait! My plan fell apart!
My new plan is that you don't open the hole and I destroy the
porcelain lamb, which will bring you
back to the material plane.
[Laughs nervously]
[Video-game music plays]
[Blam!]
[Muffled] Jake.
[Thunk!]
Ugh! Blah!
Give me that lamb!
No!
[Smash!]
Finn's trapped in here!
That's why I have to smash it!
You donk!
I will smash you!
Blaaaaaaaah!
[Crash!]
Escape!
Aah! My winter body!
I was gonna start up on the elliptical again,
but I got depressed, okay?
[Crying] Don't look at me!
[Sobs]
Ow!
[Whirl!]
Ooooh!
[Warble!]
Aaah! They're touching me for real!
Ew!
Great. Now we're both stuck in here.
Aaah!
Finn, give me your clothes!
Stop!
I need a buffer!
Gah!
Oh, geez! Come on!
[Grunting]
[Gasps]
[Sobbing] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
They were just touching me on the body.
I'm sorry.
Whoa. Do that again.
I'm sorry.
They were touching my body.
I'm sorry.
Your hand is affecting the TV!
We must have some kind of subtle effect on the material plane.
Cool.
What do you think, Finn?
Can we pull back the veil of static and reach into the source
of all being?
Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator.
So clever.
Right here, in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror.
[Laughing] Whoops!
Just wizard-talking to myself.
It's okay, but let's use our subtle influence to
break the lamb.
Yeah, a'ight.
You mean like this?
Whoooosh.
Yeah, man! Whoo!
It's working, man!
Combine the swirls!
Okay.
Wazza!
Whoa!
Finn, is that you?
[Rumble!]
Yes!
Finn! Finn! Finn!
[Whirl!]
[Whoosh!]
Whoa!
That was beautiful.
[Chuckles]
Let's go flush this in the sacred bathroom.
[Both laugh]
[Laughing maniacally]
[Porcelain shatters]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN: This party is so crazy! Ripped By mstoll