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[Mouse squeaks]
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[Penguins wenk]
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[All cheering]
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[Screeches]
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
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Well, looks like
your new house is done.
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[Grunts]
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Jake, you want to check out
the new house?
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Nah, don't let me
interrupt you.
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You two have fun.
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I wanna see inside.
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[Foosh!]
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[Laughs]
I love it!
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Great!
[Foosh!]
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Huh. This doesn't hurt
as bad as it used to.
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[Foosh!]
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Oh, gob! Oh, gob! Oh, gob!
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Finn!
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[Laughs]
I'm okay!
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Hmm.
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[Laughing]
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Oh!
Do the thing that I like.
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[Sluuuuuurp!]
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[Squirt!]
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[Giggles]
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Now do the thing that like.
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[Plomp!]
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[Plomp!]
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[Plomp!]
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[Chuckles]
Classic.
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All right, Finn,
that's enough.
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[Foosh!]
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Thank you for building
my new home, Finn.
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I'm so happy.
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You want a hug?
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Yes.
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Whoa. Hold on, mama.
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[Crinkle! Crinkle! Crinkle!]
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Okay, bro, tinfoil's on.
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You can hug now.
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[Foosh!]
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Bye.
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Bye, Finn.
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Bye.
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[Giggles]
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[Foosh!]
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Looks like your date
went pretty good, buddy.
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Ah, I don't know.
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Was the hug okay?
Give me some tips, mang.
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Bro, you gotta let things
take their natural path.
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Look. Look, let me explain some
junk about dating.
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Right now you're at tier 1,
which is hugging.
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But pretty soon,
you'll be at tier 2,
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which is smooching.
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Then down the road,
you'll make it to tier 5,
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where she'll let you
discover all 15 feet
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of her long,
beautiful stomach.
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And after a while,
you'll make it to tier 8,
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where you touch her horn
for the very first time.
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Very special.
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What about tier 15?
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You stay away
from that!
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Do not do tier 15!
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Dude, I got no idea
what you're talking about.
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Don't worry about it,
dude.
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Just let things naturally move
to tier 2.
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Oh, and, um...
you need a shower, dude.
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What?
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[Sniffing]
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Oh, gross!
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Do you think Flame Princess
could smell me?
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- Probably.
- Crup.
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'Sup, guys?
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BOTH:
Princess Bubblegum?
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What are you doing here?
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Collecting taxes.
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You guys weren't home,
so I let myself in.
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- Oh.
- I'm gonna take a shower.
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Princess, do not inhale!
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- What? Why?
- Just don't!
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[Grunts]
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What's that all
about?
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Ah, he's just smelly
from a day of running around
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with his lady friend.
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Ooh! A lady friend.
Do tell.
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Uh, I shouldn't say.
It's his business.
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Oh, come on.
You can tell me.
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That's his personal biz.
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You gotta respect
a man's p-biz.
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Okay, you're right.
I'll respect it.
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Flame Princess! He was hanging out
with Flame Princess.
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What?
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And I don't mean to be
telling stories out of school,
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but pretty soon, they're gonna
be taking it to tier 2.
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No.
This isn't possible.
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Oh, it's possible.
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I just never thought...
Flame Princess.
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I... [grunts]
I have to go.
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Morrow!
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[Shrieks]
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Hmm. Weird.
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Guess who's late for their
video chat?
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[Gasps]
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President Porpoise!
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[Chirping]
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[Blam!]
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No. No.
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Oh, gob.
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I thought I'd be
ready for this.
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Yowwwwwwwwn!
[Grunts]
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Jake, I'm going to see
Flame Princess.
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Be back later.
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[Panting]
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Finn!
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[High-pitched]
Aaaah!
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Okay, Princess, you need
to stop breaking in here.
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I have something
important to tell you
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about relationships.
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Uh, that's okay,
Princess.
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I just hope
you'll understand.
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[Electricity buzzes]
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Relationships are like layers
of sedimentary rock.
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Jake, Flame Princess is
waiting for me.
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I'm gonna bounce out.
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Okay. Tier 2, baby.
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Word.
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[Grunts]
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BUBBLEGUM:
If too much frustration builds,
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the magma will erupt,
causing a catastrophic
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superstratum of
igneous rock to form.
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[Snoring]
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What? Where am I?
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Jake, you're president now.
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Oh, my gosh!
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[Applause]
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Jake!
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[Moaning]
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- Wake up!
- [Groaning]
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- Jake, where's Finn?
- He stepped out.
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Will you tell him why he can't
see Flame Princess anymore?
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Oh.
Ohhh!
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I see what's going on here.
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Great. I cannot stress
how important it is
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that they not see each other.
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Oh, man.
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PB is totally jealous of
Flame Princess!
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[Video-game music plays]
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Jump. Punch. Kick. Kick.
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- 'Sup, man?
- Yo, dude.
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So, what did PB want?
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She doesn't want you to
see Flame Princess anymore.
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She's crazy jealous.
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So, you at tier 2 yet?
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I got about five hugs.
Does that count?
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Nope!
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[Chuckles]
Well, still at tier 1.
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I know exactly what'll
get you to tier 2...
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a sappy poem.
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Say something about her
spectrum.
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Ew!
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Let's see...
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she's bright.
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She's beautiful.
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She makes me feel...
confused.
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Like something's
filling up my chest.
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Like I can't breathe.
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Is it because she's so
dangerous?
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Glob, Jake,
I-I can't stand it!
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[Snoring]
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[Birds chirping]
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Inspiratio.
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- Finn!
- [High-pitched] Aaaah!
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Whatcha doin'?
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Oh. Uh, hi, Princess.
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I'm, uh, writing
something for Jake.
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Oh.
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Well, speaking of Jake, did he
explain everything to you?
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Yeah.
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- And you understand?
- Yeah, I understand.
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Finn, sometimes
you want someone
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and you want to kiss them
and be with them,
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but you can't because
responsibility demands sacrifice.
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What are you trying
to say?
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I'm trying to say
that you're a hero, Finn.
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You're my hero.
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So, I'm glad you understand
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why you can't be with
Flame Princess.
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[Grunts]
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Bubblegum, I can't do this
anymore!
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- What?
- Now you like me?
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Finn, what are you
talking about?
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What am talking about?
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[Sighs]
PB, I was...
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[groaning]
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I was in love
with you, okay?
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And you didn't love me back.
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Now I'm ready to move on,
and it's like...
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[grunts]
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you're gonna build me up
all over again.
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Well, I'm done!
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I'm done.
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Oh, no.
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♪ Bacon pancakes,
making bacon pancakes ♪
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♪ Take some bacon,
and I'll put it in a pancake ♪
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♪ Bacon pancakes, that's what
it's gonna make ♪
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♪ Bacon panca-a-a-a-ke ♪
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Finn?
Jake, where's Finn?
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Is he with Flame Princess?
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Back off, Bubblegum.
That's his man's biz.
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Is he with her
or not?
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You heartless monster.
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Do you have any idea
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how much
he's cried over you?
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Finn deserves to be happy!
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Even if his bloopin' face
gets burned off!
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You should be ashamed!
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- You're sick!
- What are you...
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This isn't about some
petty love triangle!
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Flame Princess is
physically unstable!
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Her elemental matrix can't
handle extreme romance.
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Glob, if Finn tries
to kiss her,
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she'll burn so hot,
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she'll melt right through the
planet's crust,
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down through the molten
core.
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Then she'll be thrown back
and forth by gravity
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until she burns out the world
from the inside!
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Why do you think I had her father
keep her locked up?
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[Gasps]
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Will you take me
to them?
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[Click]
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[Crash!]
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Faster!
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FINN:
Your wavelengths are my weakness.
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Your emissions are what
I've been missing.
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[Foosh!]
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[Both giggle]
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[Sighs]
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No.
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Aaah!
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[Groaning]
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Flame Princess?
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[Panting]
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[Foosh!]
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Flame Princess!
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[Panting]
Finn!
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Finn, there's no time!
You have to...
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Are you all right?
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Finn!
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[Creak!]
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[Grunting]
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[Thud!]
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[Panting]
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[Grunts]
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Flame Princess!
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[Grunting]
It's hot!
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Wait. Wait!
Don't move.
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This is good.
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If you stay
on the hole for 24.8 seconds,
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the reaction will be
deprived of oxygen.
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She'll go out.
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[Straining]
What about Finn?
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Hey.
[Gasps] What's wrong?
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Please... say something.
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[Wheezing]
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Please, I need you...
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to be okay.
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Sizzling]
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[Moans]
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Huh?
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[Gasps]
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[Straining]
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[Grunts]
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[Coughing]
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Are you okay?
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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[Grunting]
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[Sighs]
She's stabilized.
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We're safe...
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for now.
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Oh, Finn.
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[Clears throat]
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What?
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Jealous?
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Shut up.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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