1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,845 ♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪ 3 00:00:15,847 --> 00:00:18,512 ♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪ 4 00:00:18,514 --> 00:00:20,846 ♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪ 5 00:00:20,848 --> 00:00:24,380 ♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪ 6 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,757 - Whatcha think? - I can make that driz, 7 00:00:34,759 --> 00:00:36,925 - no problem. - It's crazy far, man. 8 00:00:36,927 --> 00:00:39,792 Nah, that's just a perspecto illusion. 9 00:00:39,794 --> 00:00:41,958 It looks far 'cause the cliff's lower. 10 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,959 - Eh, go for it. - Whoo! 11 00:00:45,961 --> 00:00:48,426 - Shoot! 12 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:50,494 - Almost. - Not really. 13 00:00:50,496 --> 00:00:52,327 What? Watch me, fool. 14 00:00:52,329 --> 00:00:55,595 Hup! 15 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,795 Whoo! I did it! 16 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:02,795 Sike! 17 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:05,463 Hey, you know what? This is cool just having bro 18 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,963 - time for once. - What, like no ladies? 19 00:01:07,965 --> 00:01:11,098 Or dudes or whatevs. It's just a chore sometimes. 20 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,430 Yeah, two people is mad efficient. 21 00:01:13,432 --> 00:01:15,498 - Whoa! - It's a beach brawl! 22 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,432 Looks like they're trying to drown a barn. 23 00:01:18,434 --> 00:01:21,332 That's not a barn. That's a dude! 24 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:26,266 Holy fizzle. 25 00:01:26,268 --> 00:01:29,867 What's going on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude? 26 00:01:29,869 --> 00:01:33,701 He's the farm, the legendary fighter of the shiney isles. 27 00:01:33,703 --> 00:01:37,602 I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this 28 00:01:37,604 --> 00:01:40,602 mother can't be beat! Give up, worms! 29 00:01:40,604 --> 00:01:46,103 My fight power is supreme! I'm too freaking legendary for 30 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:52,437 you! 31 00:01:52,439 --> 00:01:54,605 Train! Train! Train! 32 00:01:54,607 --> 00:01:57,605 Whoa! Train! Train! Train! Train! 33 00:01:57,607 --> 00:02:00,873 I love you, the train! You're almost as legendary as 34 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:04,107 the farm, the train! The train is gonna smack you 35 00:02:04,109 --> 00:02:07,774 down on his tracks! Whoo! 36 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:12,608 Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo! 37 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:16,943 Choo-choo! - Oh, my glob. 38 00:02:16,945 --> 00:02:20,609 Choo! Ow! 39 00:02:20,611 --> 00:02:24,044 My legs are backwards! 40 00:02:24,046 --> 00:02:26,444 Why? Ohh! You're mean! 41 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,112 Did you just die? 42 00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:32,612 No. The train will chug on. 43 00:02:32,614 --> 00:02:36,512 My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before. 44 00:02:36,514 --> 00:02:38,947 I want bionic legs! 45 00:02:38,949 --> 00:02:41,446 Who's your friend? Yeah, right. 46 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,647 It's secret! 47 00:02:43,649 --> 00:02:47,981 Don't follow me! 48 00:02:47,983 --> 00:02:50,315 - Train can do this. - You don't want bionic 49 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:51,547 legs. It ain't natchy. 50 00:02:51,549 --> 00:02:53,615 I don't care about natchy. 51 00:02:53,617 --> 00:02:56,449 Let's discuss this later. 52 00:02:56,451 --> 00:03:01,383 You guys want to fight me? 53 00:03:01,385 --> 00:03:03,383 You think we can beat him? 54 00:03:03,385 --> 00:03:05,951 Yeah way, we can't. He's the ultimate! 55 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,718 But if we beat him, we'll be crazy legends. 56 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,885 Man, I already am a legend in other aspects of life. 57 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:14,385 Third highest score in "kompy's kastle," brah. 58 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:18,453 - Third. In the candy kingdom. - Jake, that's your 59 00:03:18,455 --> 00:03:21,121 legend. This could be our legend! 60 00:03:21,123 --> 00:03:23,721 - Brogend! - Okay, how are we gonna 61 00:03:23,723 --> 00:03:25,821 - beat him, then? - Train! 62 00:03:25,823 --> 00:03:28,722 - He can't even walk. - No, man. 63 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:32,789 "Train up," like "get ripped!" Yeah, I was just 64 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:34,323 kidding. Let's destroy that guy! 65 00:03:34,325 --> 00:03:36,690 We're coming back for you, the farm! 66 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:38,790 After we train! 67 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,457 - Yeah, that's cool. - We're gonna annihilate 68 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:42,958 you, the farm! Mm-kay. 69 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:47,191 I'm gonna do a finishing move on you! 70 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:51,192 All right! Yeah! 71 00:03:51,194 --> 00:03:53,626 - Come on, Jake! - Ugh. 72 00:04:05,729 --> 00:04:09,728 - Huh! Hyah! - Let's see your chokey 73 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:13,562 brokey style. 74 00:04:13,564 --> 00:04:16,296 - Nice one. - Yes. 75 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:20,697 Now watch my... Something style. 76 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:25,531 - Hyah! 77 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,699 - Huh? 78 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:30,699 Jake? 79 00:04:30,701 --> 00:04:33,633 - You're playing "kompy's kastle"? - Huh? 80 00:04:33,635 --> 00:04:35,967 Whoo! Uh... Yes. 81 00:04:35,969 --> 00:04:39,068 Winning this battle could take our reputation to a 82 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,201 - whole new level! - Look, I'm a full-grown 83 00:04:42,203 --> 00:04:45,969 dog of my own, and I need to play "kompy's kastle" every day 84 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:49,803 - so I can maintain my rank. - So... You don't care 85 00:04:49,805 --> 00:04:52,402 - about fighting the farm? - I never really take 86 00:04:52,404 --> 00:04:56,737 anything seriously. Except "kompy's kastle." 87 00:04:56,739 --> 00:05:00,972 Hy-ah! Komp-y-y-y! 88 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:12,140 I'm gonna break every bone in your body, then heal you later 89 00:05:12,142 --> 00:05:15,573 with that magical goo we got from the cyclops's eye. 90 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,407 Aah! 91 00:05:17,409 --> 00:05:20,007 - Ouch. - Apologize! 92 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:22,742 Never! 93 00:05:22,744 --> 00:05:26,375 I'm gonna turn up the 94 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:29,309 - juice! - And I'm gonna drink it! 95 00:05:29,311 --> 00:05:33,977 My little face! 96 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:35,311 Ow! 97 00:05:35,313 --> 00:05:41,311 Where are you? Huh? 98 00:05:41,313 --> 00:05:42,845 - Huh? 99 00:05:42,847 --> 00:05:45,012 - Huh? - Apologize for not 100 00:05:45,014 --> 00:05:50,514 taking training seriously! 101 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,147 Come out, you chicken nug! 102 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:59,515 Ow. 103 00:06:15,318 --> 00:06:19,318 Apologize to 104 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,919 - "kompy's kastle"! - No. 105 00:06:21,921 --> 00:06:27,820 You apologize for not taking training... Seriously. 106 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:36,487 Ugh, gross! 107 00:06:50,725 --> 00:06:54,558 Ow! 108 00:06:58,193 --> 00:07:01,592 Aah! My eyes! Cheap move, you butt rag! 109 00:07:01,594 --> 00:07:04,926 You... You're the cheap move! 110 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:08,561 Huh? Pants! 111 00:07:08,563 --> 00:07:11,161 I'm really gonna wipe you now. 112 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:14,028 - Bring it on, bro! 113 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:19,862 Ou-u-ch! Ow! Ow! 114 00:07:19,864 --> 00:07:23,696 No biteys! 115 00:07:23,698 --> 00:07:27,197 I'm gonna down the farm 116 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,898 - without you! - I'm gonna knock down 117 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,764 the farm just so you'll never know the taste of downing the 118 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:36,698 farm! 119 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:39,032 Yo, guess what? 120 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:41,933 Guess what, homey? I put in the time. 121 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:47,100 I'm-a make you mine. 122 00:07:47,102 --> 00:07:52,169 Yeah, that's right. Come and get this. 123 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:56,369 So, what — both at the same time? 124 00:07:56,371 --> 00:07:58,369 I'm cool. You're gonna fight this, the 125 00:07:58,371 --> 00:08:00,503 farm? Okay. 126 00:08:00,505 --> 00:08:03,670 Just me. I don't need this clown town. 127 00:08:03,672 --> 00:08:07,004 The only way you're gonna win is if you use your 128 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:10,337 - cheap moves. 129 00:08:10,339 --> 00:08:13,438 Hey, come on. 130 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,438 You got to fight the dude. 131 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,173 I can't see! 132 00:08:18,175 --> 00:08:20,840 - Walk me to the light! - Yeah, that's what you 133 00:08:20,842 --> 00:08:24,207 get. 134 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:36,276 Cloud looks like a car. 135 00:08:37,777 --> 00:08:40,610 Awaken to your dream, finn 136 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:42,410 - and Jake. - Whoa! 137 00:08:42,412 --> 00:08:44,544 Who are you? I am the dream warrior. 138 00:08:44,546 --> 00:08:47,677 I've summoned you here to hang with me in your together dream. 139 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:50,546 Are you gonna show us a move to beat the farm? 140 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:52,845 First, listen. Then wake up. 141 00:08:52,847 --> 00:08:55,412 All right. I have cheap cars. 142 00:08:55,414 --> 00:09:00,213 - My cars are che-e-e-ap. - My cars are cheap. 143 00:09:00,215 --> 00:09:03,680 But they drive bad when I turn out the lights! 144 00:09:03,682 --> 00:09:07,881 Turn out the lights. These sweatpants have another 145 00:09:07,883 --> 00:09:10,015 - name. - Another name. 146 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:13,216 Yeah, don't you always call sweatpants "give up on 147 00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:15,349 - life" pants, Jake? - I do, because peeps 148 00:09:15,351 --> 00:09:18,517 need to respect themselves when they leave the house, even if 149 00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:21,250 it's just for ice cream or t.P. Or whatevs. 150 00:09:21,252 --> 00:09:25,185 Two shiny golden apples, ripe enough to bite! 151 00:09:25,187 --> 00:09:27,118 Bite! 152 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,119 That's all I got to say for now. Get lost! 153 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:31,618 What is going on here, dream warrior? 154 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,853 Yeah, what's this all about? 155 00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:37,020 Nap's over! Sorry! 156 00:09:37,022 --> 00:09:40,687 Whoa. That was a good nap. 157 00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:43,121 Hey, did you dream about dream warrior? 158 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:45,521 Yeah. What was he trying to tell us 159 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:47,354 - exactly? - I don't know. 160 00:09:47,356 --> 00:09:49,455 I didn't get it. But listen, man. 161 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:52,923 I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who cares about my high score in 162 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,856 "kompy"? It ain't important. 163 00:09:54,858 --> 00:09:57,024 No, man. It is important. 164 00:09:57,026 --> 00:10:00,191 Being the third best at something is math and deserves 165 00:10:00,193 --> 00:10:02,392 respect, not like I did to "kompy." 166 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:05,858 Anyway, I think we both got cranky after all that training. 167 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:09,425 Well, good thing we're rested, 'cause now we can beat 168 00:10:09,427 --> 00:10:11,193 - this beast. - Yeah! 169 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,927 Oh, hey! Look! 170 00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:15,226 The dudes came back to watch us fight! 171 00:10:15,228 --> 00:10:17,961 A'ight. This is it. Let's use what we learned in 172 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:19,928 - training. - Uh... 173 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:23,361 All we did was fight dirty with cheap — wait. 174 00:10:23,363 --> 00:10:26,028 My cars are che-e-ap. Che-e-ap. 175 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:29,796 Dream warrior was telling us which cheap moves to 176 00:10:29,798 --> 00:10:32,229 use on the farm! Headlights mean eyes! 177 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,597 - Mud in the eyes! - Give up on life pants! 178 00:10:35,599 --> 00:10:38,730 Pull down his pants like you did to moi! 179 00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:41,631 - Two golden apples! - Mm... 180 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:44,199 - I think I know what that means. - Well, sure, I can make 181 00:10:44,201 --> 00:10:46,866 - a wild guess. - You ready, man? 182 00:10:46,868 --> 00:10:50,366 Yeah, dude! Put your pants on. 183 00:10:50,368 --> 00:10:53,200 Okay. 184 00:11:49,662 --> 00:11:51,596 Ready? Yes. 185 00:11:52,305 --> 00:12:52,173 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today