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[Mouse squeaks]

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[Penguins wenk]

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[All cheering]

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[Screeches]

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll

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ICE KING: Okay, Gunther, you ready
for the show to begin?

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Wenk.
[Slurps]

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One, two, three.

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♪ Gunther ♪

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♪ Why did you gunt my fries? ♪

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♪ I gunted them,
and they were mine ♪

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♪ What kind of gunt
gunts his Gunther's fries ♪

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♪ and doesn't even gunt him
in the eyes? ♪

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♪ Gunther, there were tears
there ♪

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♪ If you gunted them,
would you even care? ♪

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♪ Gunther ♪

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♪ Do you even love me? ♪
- Wenk!

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It's rhetorical,
Gunther.

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Marceline's songs are so good.

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Hmm. Maybe I can get Marceline
to write a song with me.

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Man, if she helped me write
a song like that,

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I'd be crushing it non-stop
with the princesses.

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Oh, yeah!

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[Gunther coughing]

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[Chuckles]

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Gunther, you cute
little dummy.

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You know, Gunther, my song
is gonna need

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some dope lyrics
to lure the honeys in.

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Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.

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Jay T. Dawgzone always says,

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"Ladies are drawn to bros
with tortured pasts."

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And I've got
a way tortured past!

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I think.
I don't really re...

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Um...

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Quickly, Gunther.

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To the "the past" room!

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[Whistling]

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Ah, yes.

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Lot of emotionally powerful
stuff in here.

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[Sniffing]

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Still wet with tears.

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I'll take some of these for
lyrical inspiration.

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So, where's Marceline living
these days?

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- Wenk.
- A cave?

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Pbht!

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Well, well, well.

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Looks like Ice King is up to bad
biscuits, brother.

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Bad biscuits make
the baker broke, bro.

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Ice King, you make
our job too easy.

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You ready to roll
on this fool?

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Dinner roll!

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Hello!
Anybody home?

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No.

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What are you doing here?

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I told you not
to come around me.

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[Laughs]

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Yeah, I know, but I was hoping
you could help me write a song.

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One that could help me
get some princess action.

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I'm not going to help you
pick up on chicks!

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Come on!
We can be a prog-rock duo!

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I'll even split
the fans with you.

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I get the princesses,
and you get...

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whatever it is
you're into.

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Sounds good, yeah,
I think it does.

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Hyup!
[Laughs]

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Hey!
Get out of here!

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Wait!

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Just let me play you
what I've written so far.

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Oh, dang it.

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Tangles in the cord.

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Sometimes this happens
when you fly with it.

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The tangles are hard.

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Oh.
[Grunting]

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Oh.
Oh, geez, no.

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Oh, no.
Ice King's in trouble.

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[Grunting]

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Hey, you know what?
I'll just hum it for you.

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♪ [Humming] ♪

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Is that good?

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- BOTH: Ice King!
- Wha?

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Oh, you got him.

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Nice job, Marceline.

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[As Batman] Your constant
harassment of the female gender

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makes me sick.

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No, he can stay.
- BOTH: Wha?

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Yeah, wha?

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It's all right. We're working
on a song together.

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You don't want us to...

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for you?

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Nah, it's okay,
you guys can go.

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Okay.

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Well, I guess we'll see you,
then.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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You know, I kind of like being
tied up in these cords.

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Kinda freaky!

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[Electricity buzzes]

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So what kind of song
are we playing?

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Oh, I brought these
for some inspiration.

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Just use these to work off of...

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you know, a template.

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Okay...

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Yeah, yeah,
that's good.

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Keep doing that.

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[Slow tempo organ music plays]

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[Snapping fingers]

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♪ Slime Princess,
you're all right ♪

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♪ Flame Princess, you're okay ♪

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♪ Wild Berry Princess,
could be better ♪

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♪ All of the princesses are
pretty all right, but... ♪

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♪ Oh, Bubblegum ♪

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♪ you look like a lot of fun ♪

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♪ I'm right outside ♪

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♪ and that is how I know ♪

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♪ Hey, Princess,
did you get my text? ♪

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♪ with a picture of my awesome
gun show ♪

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♪ I'm also working on my pecs ♪

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♪ If you'd like, I'll send you
a picture of that, too ♪

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♪ Oh, Bubblegum ♪

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♪ I really need someone ♪

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♪ or anyone...

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♪ pretty much anyone ♪

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♪ I'm so alone ♪

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♪ [high-pitched]
Won't somebody tell me

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what's wrong
with me? ♪

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♪ Anybody ♪

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♪ Anybody ♪

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♪ Anybody-y-y-y-y-y! ♪

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[normal voice]
♪ Anybody! ♪

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♪ [crying] Gron in the sky,
please tell me why! ♪

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Stop acting like this!

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No! It's just starting
to get good!

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♪ Anybody! ♪

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Princesses, I command you,
love me!

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Love me!

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Love me!

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[Sobbing] Love me!

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Stop acting crazy!

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I just wanna be
loved!

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Uh-oh.
I'm sorry I pushed you.

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[Thud!]

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Uh, oh... I'll just stay
out of your way.

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[Grunting]

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Someone.

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Again, I'm sorry
I pushed you.

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[Sighs]

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- Huh?
- What you got? An apple?

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Ugh!

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[Thud!]

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

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♪ You're so annoying,
you pitiful old man ♪

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♪ I'd like to help you,
but I don't know if I can ♪

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♪ I thought you were nuts ♪

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♪ but you're really, really,
really nuts ♪

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♪ every time I move,
eventually you find me ♪

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♪and start hanging around ♪

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♪ just another lame excuse
to see me ♪

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♪ Man, it's getting me down ♪

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♪ You know, I'm actually
glad to see you ♪

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♪ Maybe I'm the one who's... ♪

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[sighs]
Nuts.

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[Music stops]

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Hold on.

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Do you like me?

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Of course I do, you old jerk!

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Really?

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Wow.

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How about one of these?

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Ah!

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[Smooches]

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[Gasps]
Ah! Not like that!

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Ugh.

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You don't remember anything,
do you... Simon!

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What-mon?

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Why do you even come see me
when you don't remember me?

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You don't even know
who <i>you</i> are!

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Yes, I do!
I am a lyricist!

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It's all here on the page!
The page!

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In song, baby!
On this receipt!

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On this takeout menu!

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On these newspapers!

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[Laughs]

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Huh?
Look!

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This clipping...
this was you, Simon!

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Before the war!

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Huh?

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[Muttering]

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Huh?

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[Gasps]

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This!
You took this picture!

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Ugh.
You've scribbled all over it!

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Hmm?

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Oh! Oh!
Are they good lyrics?

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I'll get the keyboard!

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What?
Wait, listen!

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Yeah!
Let's go!

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What's it say?

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Sing out, sister!

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♪ "Marceline, is it
just you and me ♪

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♪ in the wreckage of the world? ♪

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♪ that must be so confusing
for a little girl ♪

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♪ and I know you're going
to need me here with you ♪

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♪ but I'm losing myself, ♪

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♪ and I'm afraid you're going
to lose me, too ♪

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Hoo, yeah!
Keep it going!

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Oh! Um...

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♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪

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♪ but it's making me crazy ♪

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♪ And I need to save you ♪

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♪ but who's going to save me? ♪

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♪ Please forgive me
for whatever I do ♪

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♪ When I don't remember you ♪

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Wow!
I wrote that?

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Hot stuff!

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What? You don't remember
what it means?

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Look!

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♪ "Marceline... ♪

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♪ I can feel myself
slipping away ♪

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♪ I can't remember
what it made me say ♪

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♪ but I remember
that I saw you frown ♪

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♪ I swear it wasn't me,
it was the crown ♪

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♪ This magic keeps me alive ♪

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BOTH:
♪ But it's making me crazy ♪

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♪ And I need to save you ♪

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♪ but who's going to save me? ♪

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♪ Please forgive me for..." ♪

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What is going on
in there?

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BOTH: ♪ "When I don't..." ♪

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I have no idea.

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BOTH:
"Please forgive me for whatever I do ♪

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♪ When I don't remember you" ♪

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♪ Da da, da da da da da ♪

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♪ Da da, da da da da da ♪

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♪ Da da, da da da da ♪

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

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♪ And do so as we please ♪

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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