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♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
I warned you.
I can hear the crown's promise of power invading my brain.
Destiny Gang!
Careful, there.
Careful!
You dankus!
Oh, Simon.
Aah!
One more hit, and that baby's gonna burst!
Ice lightning!
Ah, Dingo.
What's happening?
Bar-bar! I'll save you!
Finn?
Finn!
Hey, guy, where's my buddy?
Oh, when he wished for the Lich to have never existed...
Finn left my time room and
entered his wish-altered reality.
We can watch him on my TV wall.
Oh...
Whoa.
Alternate-wish-world Finn is mad uglies.
Dang, I'm mad uglies, too!
Everything looks nuts.
Yes.
Sometimes a well-intentioned wish can lead to... nuts.
But, you know, you get a wish, too.
What?
Yep, totally.
You can have anything you want.
I wish for... a sandwich!
A sandwich?
You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich?
You don't want anything else?
Nah, a sandwich is good.
Maybe about this big.
Or... this big.
On ciabatta bread, maybe?
Hmm, I don't know.
Whatever you got around.
Your choice.
Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich.
You should use your wish on something important.
You know, on someone who might need it?
I'm talking about him over there.
Oh.
Oh!
Finn?
What... what on Earth did this?
I did this.
No. That's not possible.
I raised you better than that!
It's true.
I put out the fire!
But I also made the bomb go off.
The crown... it compels me to ice up everything!
I'm sorry, mom. Dad.
Little sibling.
I'm too dangerous to be around.
W-what are you doing?
Take them far away, Bar-Bar.
Leave me!
Leave me.
Looks like your friend is having a pretty rough time.
Hmm, yeah.
But, well, it's Finn's wish.
Let's just see how it plays out.
I got confidence in my boy.
Besides, I'll hang on to my wish in case I need it.
Aw!
Don't worry, dude. I got you covered.
They're homemade.
I love you, Prismo.
Oh!
I'm serious, man.
You're like a strong number 3 on my cool guys list.
Oh, man, my dad used to make pickles.
It's all he used to talk about.
He'd obsess over them all the time.
When I'd come in from playing,
he'd be like "Here, Jake, try these."
And they'd be pretty crunchy, actually.
You'd think they'd be soft, but they weren't.
I'd be like, "Wow, dad, you made these pretty good."
Mmm.
Yeah, that was dad.
Rise, my wintry warriors.
Tromo!
Trami!
Why am I cold and confused?
Fear not, icicle child,
for I have birthed you into a new life!
Huh? The Mertens kid?
An age of ice and whispering sno-o-ow!
Hey! Cronk me loose, "T!"
Come on!
You see Big Destiny anywhere?
Big D's chillin' over here,
Wasteland style.
Boss!
Come back!
Oww.
Only I can protect y'all.
Stay.
Aah! My kicks!
Can't you hear the...
The whispers?
Forget Big D! Let's go!
I've taught you well, my traitorous gang.
Hmm?
The voices, they tell me to freeze the world.
Get off of me, weirdo!
I am the end and the beginning.
I am the hand of madness.
Jake?
Dude, I get out of relationships
because I don't want to have a discussion about what
we're gonna have for dinner every night.
'Cause when I'm alone, I can just sit on the couch
till I'm hungry and eat whatever I want.
It's not like,
"What should we eat for breakfast?
We should coordinate."
That's a pain.
Man, your view of relationships is very bleak.
Don't you get lonely?
I have friends.
Hello, hello!
Hey, so, I brought over the...
What is a singular doing in this realm?
He's just here making a wish, cosmic owl.
But I brought games.
We were gonna hang.
After.
Come on. Get in here.
Okay.
Jake?
Jake!
I warned you, you butt.
Whoa!
Don't worry, Jake.
I'll share the secrets of ice and snow with thee.
The power of frost!
The power of fr...
Three, two, one, go.
We're three nice dudes, havin' fun.
We got warm bubble water on our buns.
I love this spa, and that's a fact.
But if I stay too long, I get a "Pruney" back.
Jake?
Jake, what are you doing?
Back off my crown, Jake!
I warn you!
Hey, man, I'm right here!
That's not me, man!
Finn!
I'm in the spa bath!
Oh, man.
Maybe now you'd like to use your wish?
Make Finn okay!
I wish for safe Finn!
Wait!
Dude, look, I like you.
So you should know my wishes
always got an ironic twist to them.
It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.
What?
You just got to be really specific.
Say your wish is, "I wish for a back rub."
Who's gonna give it to you?
A dirty man? A bear?
And where does this "masseuse" come from?
Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner?
Leave some kid traumatized?
"Mom, where did dad go?"
"I don't know, son.
He just disappeared from the table.
Sorry."
You see, Jake, there's rules to this stuff.
Wishing an event to be changes elements before and after it.
Memories will be destroyed.
Babies will not be born.
Potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish.
Eww!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's a lot of pressure, man.
Focus, Jake.
Here, eat this egg.
It's brain food.
Okay. Okay.
Think. Think.
Okay, there is a way to bring back all life and get home.
You just have to ch...
cha...
aaaa...
ange!
The Li...
The lipstick!
The Lich's...
Oh, the Lich's...
Wi...
ish.
Change the Lich's wish!
And go home.
And go home!
Okay.
Okay, I wish...
the Lich's wish...
was for me...
Uh!
and Finn to go back home to Ooo.
I can work with that.
All right. This has been nice.
See you.
I wish...
for the extinction of all li-I...
for Finn and Jake to go back home to Ooo.
Huh? No, wait!
That's not what I wish for!
Sorry, guy, you only get one wish.
Hey, Jake.
Did you see that?
Monkey's paw.
Jake!
What the...
Why would the Lich wish...
What? Jake?
It worked!
Jake! This is serious!
Something really messed up is happening!
It already happened!
And it never happened!
What?
What happened?
Nothing.
'Cause I saved everybody.
Now, honey, I told you, you can take the sign off
when you tell me where you hid Daddy's crown jewels.
Wenk.
Gunther!
Huh?
Oh-wowzers!
What's that?
Hmm!
If you want to come back and hang out sometime, call me.
"P."
I got to get that guy a girlfriend.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll
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