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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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I warned you.
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I can hear the crown's promise
of power invading my brain.
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Destiny Gang!
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Careful, there.
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Careful!
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You dankus!
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Oh, Simon.
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Aah!
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One more hit,
and that baby's gonna burst!
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Ice lightning!
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Ah, Dingo.
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What's happening?
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Bar-bar!
I'll save you!
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Finn?
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Finn!
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Hey, guy, where's my buddy?
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Oh, when he wished for the
Lich to have never existed...
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Finn left my
time room and
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entered his
wish-altered reality.
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We can watch him
on my TV wall.
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Oh...
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Whoa.
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Alternate-wish-world
Finn is mad uglies.
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Dang,
I'm mad uglies, too!
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Everything looks nuts.
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Yes.
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Sometimes a well-intentioned
wish can lead to... nuts.
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But, you know,
you get a wish, too.
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What?
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Yep, totally.
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You can have
anything you want.
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I wish for...
a sandwich!
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A sandwich?
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You're gonna waste your
one wish on a sandwich?
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You don't want anything else?
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Nah, a sandwich is good.
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Maybe about this big.
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Or... this big.
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On ciabatta bread, maybe?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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Whatever you got around.
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Your choice.
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Dude, I'll just
make you a sandwich.
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You should use your wish
on something important.
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You know, on someone
who might need it?
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I'm talking about
him over there.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Finn?
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What...
what on Earth did this?
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I did this.
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No. That's not possible.
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I raised you
better than that!
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It's true.
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I put out the fire!
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But I also made the bomb go off.
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The crown... it compels
me to ice up everything!
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I'm sorry, mom. Dad.
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Little sibling.
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I'm too dangerous
to be around.
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W-what are you doing?
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Take them far away,
Bar-Bar.
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Leave me!
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Leave me.
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Looks like your friend is
having a pretty rough time.
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Hmm, yeah.
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But, well,
it's Finn's wish.
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Let's just see
how it plays out.
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I got confidence in my boy.
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Besides, I'll hang on to
my wish in case I need it.
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Aw!
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Don't worry, dude.
I got you covered.
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They're homemade.
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I love you, Prismo.
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Oh!
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I'm serious, man.
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You're like a strong
number 3 on my cool guys list.
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Oh, man, my dad used
to make pickles.
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It's all he used
to talk about.
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He'd obsess over
them all the time.
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When I'd come in from playing,
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he'd be like
"Here, Jake, try these."
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And they'd be
pretty crunchy, actually.
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You'd think they'd be soft,
but they weren't.
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I'd be like, "Wow, dad,
you made these pretty good."
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Mmm.
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Yeah, that was dad.
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Rise,
my wintry warriors.
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Tromo!
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Trami!
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Why am I cold and confused?
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Fear not, icicle child,
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for I have birthed
you into a new life!
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Huh? The Mertens kid?
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An age of ice and
whispering sno-o-ow!
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Hey! Cronk me loose, "T!"
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Come on!
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You see Big
Destiny anywhere?
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Big D's chillin'
over here,
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Wasteland style.
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Boss!
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Come back!
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Oww.
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Only I can protect y'all.
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Stay.
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Aah! My kicks!
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Can't you hear the...
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The whispers?
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Forget Big D! Let's go!
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I've taught you well,
my traitorous gang.
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Hmm?
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The voices, they tell
me to freeze the world.
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Get off of me, weirdo!
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I am the end
and the beginning.
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I am the hand of madness.
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Jake?
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Dude, I get out of relationships
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because I don't want to have
a discussion about what
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we're gonna have for
dinner every night.
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'Cause when I'm alone,
I can just sit on the couch
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till I'm hungry
and eat whatever I want.
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It's not like,
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"What should we eat for breakfast?
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We should coordinate."
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That's a pain.
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Man, your view of relationships is very bleak.
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Don't you get lonely?
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I have friends.
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Hello, hello!
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Hey, so,
I brought over the...
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What is a singular
doing in this realm?
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He's just here making
a wish, cosmic owl.
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But I brought games.
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We were gonna hang.
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After.
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Come on. Get in here.
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Okay.
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Jake?
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Jake!
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I warned you,
you butt.
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Whoa!
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Don't worry, Jake.
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I'll share the secrets
of ice and snow with thee.
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The power of frost!
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The power of frost!
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The power of fr...
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Three, two, one, go.
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We're three nice dudes,
havin' fun.
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We got warm bubble
water on our buns.
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I love this spa,
and that's a fact.
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But if I stay too long,
I get a "Pruney" back.
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Jake?
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Jake, what are you doing?
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Back off my crown,
Jake!
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I warn you!
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Hey, man,
I'm right here!
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That's not me, man!
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Finn!
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I'm in the spa bath!
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Oh, man.
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Maybe now you'd
like to use your wish?
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Make Finn okay!
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I wish for safe Finn!
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Wait!
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Dude, look, I like you.
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So you should
know my wishes
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always got an ironic
twist to them.
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It's like a monkey's
paw kind of thing.
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What?
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You just got to
be really specific.
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Say your wish is,
"I wish for a back rub."
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Who's gonna give it to you?
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A dirty man? A bear?
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And where does this
"masseuse" come from?
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Do I zap some guy away
from his family dinner?
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Leave some kid traumatized?
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"Mom, where did dad go?"
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"I don't know, son.
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He just disappeared
from the table.
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Sorry."
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You see, Jake,
there's rules to this stuff.
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Wishing an event to be changes
elements before and after it.
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Memories will be destroyed.
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Babies will not be born.
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Potential worlds could be
evaporated by your wish.
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Eww!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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It's a lot of pressure, man.
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Focus, Jake.
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Here, eat this egg.
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It's brain food.
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Okay. Okay.
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Think. Think.
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Okay, there is a way to bring
back all life and get home.
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You just have to ch...
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cha...
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aaaa...
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ange!
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The Li...
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The lipstick!
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The Lich's...
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Oh, the Lich's...
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Wi...
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ish.
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Change the Lich's wish!
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And go home.
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And go home!
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Okay.
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Okay, I wish...
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the Lich's wish...
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was for me...
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Uh!
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and Finn to go
back home to Ooo.
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I can work with that.
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All right.
This has been nice.
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See you.
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I wish...
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for the extinction
of all li-I...
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for Finn and Jake to
go back home to Ooo.
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Huh? No, wait!
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That's not
what I wish for!
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Sorry, guy,
you only get one wish.
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Hey, Jake.
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Did you see that?
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Monkey's paw.
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Jake!
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What the...
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Why would the Lich wish...
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What? Jake?
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It worked!
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Jake! This is serious!
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Something really
messed up is happening!
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It already happened!
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And it never happened!
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What?
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What happened?
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Nothing.
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'Cause I saved everybody.
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Now, honey, I told you,
you can take the sign off
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when you tell me where you
hid Daddy's crown jewels.
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Wenk.
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Gunther!
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Huh?
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Oh-wowzers!
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What's that?
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Hmm!
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If you want to come back and
hang out sometime, call me.
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"P."
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I got to get that
guy a girlfriend.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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This party is so crazy!
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