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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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Hey, Jake.
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Do you think you should date
someone just like you
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or someone who's, like,
your opposite?
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I don't know.
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I'm the first come,
first serve kind of guy.
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Get in line, ladies.
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This Rainicorn thing
can't last forever.
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I didn't mean that.
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Don't spread that around.
- So it's not good...
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to weigh somebody's qualities
against your own?
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Well, no.
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I mean, if you feel something,
you feel something.
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It's not about personality
matrixels and charts,
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it's all about the b-bumps
in your heart.
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You can't stop
the pumps and bumps.
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Pumps and bumps!
Pumps and bumps!
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All right, well, what
about BMO and Ice King?
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What about them?
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Would they make
a good couple?
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Whoa! Wait!
Did BMO say something to you?
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No, no, no.
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Oh, I see.
You're being weird.
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It's not that weird.
Come on.
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Do what thou swill be
the whole piece of log.
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BMO and Ice King?
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Yeah!
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I'm not coming back.
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You're creeping me out.
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I'm just thinking out loud.
What, can't think out loud?
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Oh, is that what
you're doing?
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Yeah, man.
Geez, don't be judgy.
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- I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
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How can you know that?
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I can hear it
in your tone.
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You can?
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Yeah, wise guy.
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Hey, what's that on
your pants?
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What? Not again!
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Oh. I don't know.
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Whoa, look.
- Crazy.
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Careful, dude.
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What the...
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What the heck?
Are they alive?
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Hey, are you guys
alive?
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I don't know, man.
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I think they're some kind of
magic toy.
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Maybe it's black magic.
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Maybe we shouldn't
mess with them.
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No, man, look.
That's you!
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You're totally shredding
on the viola!
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Yeah, that's good.
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How many more thingies
are in there?
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Dude, like, a lot.
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Come on, let's check this out
at the house.
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I'll make a special
sp-got with a new sauce.
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Sheesh, so many.
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Pb, you hang out with lady.
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C-listers, go back in the bag.
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Who's a C-list?
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Uhh, Tiffany, Donny...
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He's okay... Xergiok,
a bunch of these guys.
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That's not very nice.
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Don't worry, man.
They'll get involved eventually.
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Involved with what?
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I don't know.
Involved.
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Check out Lady
and Princess Bubblegum.
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Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah.
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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah
wa-wah.
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What are they talking
about?
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Wa-wa-wa-wah.
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Wa-wa-wa-wah.
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It's hard to say, but I
think it's got something to do
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with Lady being preggos.
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Whoa, what kind of narrative
are you trying to create here?
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That's your narrative,
buddy.
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All right, well,
what else you got going on?
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Mm... not much, really.
I got Ice King over here.
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Ice King?
He's not C-list?
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Yeah, well, I saw his
drum kit in here.
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Here we go. Okay.
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Jam out, little Ice King.
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♪ ♪
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No, don't play with that hack.
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Aw, man. Hmm.
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They've got good chemistry.
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Who would've guessed?
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Chemistry...
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Finn, eat the food
before it gets cold.
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I made a new sauce.
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Um... Earth to Finn.
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Are you okay?
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Yes.
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♪ ♪
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Ah-ha-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.
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Hmm? Whoa.
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Mwah. Wha?
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Wa-wah! Wa-wah!
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Wahhhhhhhh!
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Wa-wah.
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Whoa-wah!
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Weah.
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Wee-wee-wee-wee.
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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah!
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Ohh!
Wa-wa-wa-wa-whoa.
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Wa-wa-wa-wah.
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Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah.
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Whoa! Whoa-whoa!
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You're up early.
- I didn't sleep.
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You stay up all night
reading trash books?
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- Mm.
- Told you, man.
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Those dating books...
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That stuff is mess you up.
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I'm not reading.
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I'm playing
with the little we's.
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Oh, let me see
little me.
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Me look so lonely.
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Hey, Finn,
pass me little Lady!
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- Uh, you guys broke up.
- What?
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- She's with someone else now.
- Who?
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He's a cool guy.
Don't worry about it.
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Wahh. Wahh.
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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah!
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Aaaaaaaahhhh!
What the ball, man?
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What?
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"What"?
What do you think "what"?
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Come on. They're not real.
They're like toys.
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These guys here,
they're going out.
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It's pretty serious.
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And look at Choose Goose
and Lollipop Girl.
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They're still testing
the waters.
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But I think things
are gonna work out.
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Check out Xergiok
and Turtle P.
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Weird, but cool, right, Jake?
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I don't like where
you're going with this.
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It ain't wholesome.
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I'm gonna go to Lady's
for a few days...
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clear my head.
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Okay, whateva whatevs.
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Weird.
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Huh.
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Wha?
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Ulp.
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Wah-wah-wah num-num.
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Wah-wah num-num-num.
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Wha?
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Wahhhhhhhh!
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Wahhhhh!
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Wahhhhhhh!
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Mm.
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- Wah-wah... hmm?
- Wah.
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Hmm. Mm.
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- Mm.
- Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah?
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Wa-wa-wa wa-wah.
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- Wah?
- Wa-wa-wah wah?
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Wah-wah!
Wa-wa-wah wah-wah!
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Wa-wa-wah wah!
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Wah? Wa-wah wah?
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!
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Wa-wah! Wha!
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Wah... unh!
W-Waahhhhh!
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Waaaaaaaahhhh!
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Wah!
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Aaaaaaaahhhh!
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I'm back.
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I got over all that...
messed-up stuff you did.
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Yeesh.
You okay, man?
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I don't know.
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What's Little Finn
doin'?
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He's thinking.
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He looks sad.
What's he thinking about?
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I don't know.
Probably lots of stuff.
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- Where's little Rainicorn?
- Probably still crying.
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What?
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She's... not handling
the breakup very well.
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Aww.
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PB's good, though.
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After Little Finn dumped her,
she started working out.
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Looks like she's
really into it.
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This is messed up,
dude.
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You've crossed the line
from weird curiosity
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into some dark,
messed-up stuff.
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- I know!
- The destruction!
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The depravity!
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The wrongness of it all!
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I'm taking that bag back to
the cliff where we found it.
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No, man!
I gotta fix this mess!
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Look at me, man!
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I'm staring into the shadow of
my darkest mind hole!
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I got to help him.
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You can't.
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Just let them
do their own biz, man!
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I junked them up
too hard, though.
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I got to step in!
- How would you do that?
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- I'm gonna talk to him.
- But he can't hear you.
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Yeah. Why is that?
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Hmm.
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Maybe we're on different
dimensional planes
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and the border between
our planes is like a two-way mirror.
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So we can see him,
but he can't see us.
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Eh, let me try this.
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Finn! Can you hear me?
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We are connected!
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Finn!
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Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah,
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wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.
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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah,
wa-wa-wah.
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- Try shaking him.
- Why?
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Maybe we're vibrating
on different intervals.
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Try shaking him
at different speeds
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and see if he responds.
- Okay.
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Finn! Finn!
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- Now go faster.
- Finn!
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Faster!
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Wa-wah wa-wa-wa-wah,
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wa-wa-wa-wa-wah.
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Finn!
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Wah wah?
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- Go slower! He saw you!
- Okay!
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Wah wah
wa-wa-wa-wah, wah!
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Finn! Can you hear me?
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Wah.
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Wah wah wah?
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Whoa, neat!
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I made you do those
crummy things!
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I'm why yous guys is fighting!
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I'm the big you!
I came to apologize!
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I will never interfere
with your lives again!
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Wah, wa-wa-wah
wa-wa-wah wah wah!
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Don't worry!
I will...
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Take care of it.
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Sorry, my arm got tired.
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- Wah?
- Never mind! Lt'll be fine!
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Goodbye, little Finn!
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I'm not coming back!
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Wah-wah!
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Now what?
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Hey, ladies!
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This is big Finn!
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I caused all the problems!
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It wasn't anyone's fault!
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Don't be mad at each other!
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Have a dance party!
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Okay, goodbye!
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I'm not coming back!
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♪ ♪
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Is that gonna do it?
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Get the C-listers out.
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Good party.
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Oh, flip!
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Look who's hittin' it off
with the Ice King!
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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