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♪ Adventure time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
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and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Hup!
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Fire the laser cannon!
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Aah!
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Good job, girl!
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Have some spaghetti!
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Thanks.
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Oh, no! Ha!
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Too bad I'm a
really strong guy
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and I took my doctor
pills this morning!
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Lasers don't hurt me!
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Next time.
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Hmph!
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Give us the Enchiridion!
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Thanks.
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That's not a book!
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It's a bomb!
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Yah!
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Hyah!
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You've been acting like a
real knucklehead, Dr. Prince!
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Go on! Get out of here!
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And don't ever do
wrong things again!
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You're right.
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I see your side of things.
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You saved the day,
mega-rad-cool-guy.
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What's your name?
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Oh, Ice King.
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I'm such a great guy!
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This book is yours.
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The Enchiridion!
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I want to be your best
and closest friend.
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Let's have a best and
closest friend lunch!
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It's mac and cheezles.
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Aww.
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- What a sweetie.
- What a good guy.
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I'm just so glad you
guys are real.
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You're really, really real.
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I want to remember
this day forever.
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Don't be sad, Ice King.
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We're going on a
space adventure!
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Hop on, baby.
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Wee!
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Here we go!
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Ice King, stop! Please!
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This story is terrible!
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Huh? What?
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I can't follow anything.
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I mean, where are we going?
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I don't even understand.
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Maybe the story is a
new form of torture!
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Oh, come on!
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It's a first draft!
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Don't hate.
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And besides, that story
had everything...
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Action, adventure,
a hotter older guy.
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Wild Berry, don't pretend.
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I know you like the
silver foxes.
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What if it were a little
more like real life?
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Real?
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It's based on the real
Fionna and Cake!
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Yeah, but what if there was a
little more romance in the story?
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Romance is a great idea!
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Y'all are just
hatin' on my steez!
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I'm not listening to haters!
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Haters!
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Whoa! What the...
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Whoa.
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We're free!
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I'm sorry I didn't
think you were real, Gob!
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But now I've
seen your power,
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and I've got some things I did
that I have to say sorry for.
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Boo.
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Marceline!
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How long have
you been in here?
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Oh, a couple hours?
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Oh, you heard
my story, then.
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Awesome, right?
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It's good, but maybe it's
time to let someone else try.
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Listen up, y'all.
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I've got a
story of my own.
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Yah! Yah!
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Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
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Woo! Woo! Woo!
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Yah!
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Woo! Nice throw!
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Thanks.
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I've got to do
something today.
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What about Gumball's mission
we went on this morning?
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Delivering daisy chains
to the Fluffy people
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not enough for you?
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Uh, sometimes Gumball's
missions can be so...
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lame.
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Rah!
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Hello, every...
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Oh, my.
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Looks like you almost
skronked up my dome-piece.
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Boy, have I got a
treat for you two!
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The fluffy people and I baked
these in appreciation for the
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mission you've completed.
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They're cream puffs.
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Try one.
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Uh, I'd love to,
but maybe later.
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What was that?
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Uh! Aww.
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Something's on the roof!
Come on!
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I'm not going out there.
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It's wet.
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Uh, it is wet.
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Oh, it's just him.
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Oh. Hey, Fionna.
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Marshall Lee!
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Ahem.
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Oh, forgive me!
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Hello, your Majesty!
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Fionna, take me back inside.
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What? Is he kidding?
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Hey! Oh, honestly!
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I'm going in.
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Come join me when you
want more polite company.
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Be careful!
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Whoa!
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You got it!
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What a wad.
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Uh, a gum wad?
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Fionna!
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Let's ditch him.
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Uhh...
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Lumpy Space Prince is
throwing a party in the woods.
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It's gonna be
freaky nasty.
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Uhh...
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I know you're going to say
"Yes" to me, so let's just go.
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Whooaaaaaa!
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Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, my God!
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh, you're bumping into me!
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This looks fun.
Bunch.
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Come on.
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You guys!
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Marshall Lee is gonna
play a song, you guys!
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Follow my lead.
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Hey!
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♪ Good little girl ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
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♪ Always picking a
fight with me ♪
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♪ You know that I'm bad ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
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♪ But you're spending
the night with me ♪
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♪ What do you want
from my world? ♪
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♪ You're a good
little girl ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
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♪ Bad little boy ♪
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♪ That's what
you're acting like ♪
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♪ I really don't buy ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
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♪ That you're that
kind of guy ♪
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♪ And if you are ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ Why do you want to
hang out with me? ♪
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♪ Ahh-ahh ♪
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Don't you know I'm a villain?
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Every night I'm out killin',
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sending everyone
runnin' like children.
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I know why you're mad at me.
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I've got demon eyes,
and they're looking right
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through your anatomy
into your deepest fears.
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Baby, I'm not from here.
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I'm from the Nightosphere.
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To me, you're clear,
transparent.
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You've got a thing
for me, girl.
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It's apparent.
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Oh! Oh!
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♪ I got a hot potatah ♪
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♪ And I got two
hot tomatahs ♪
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♪ Well, they'll make
a good sauce, maybe ♪
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You're not so bad,
you know?
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Not so bad?
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I'm the son of a demon
and the Vampire King.
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It's not something
I have to try at.
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You, on the other hand...
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♪ The table, for as
long as I am able ♪
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I'm not trying to be bad.
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I'm hanging out with
you because you're my friend.
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What, like him?
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Pbht! Pbht!
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No, different!
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Hey! Hyah!
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Oh, no!
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Hyah!
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Whoa!
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♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah ♪
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Whoo!
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Hey, break it up, you two!
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- Meow!
- Outta my way, Kitty.
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Hey!
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Oh, come on!
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That was funny!
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Cake! You okay?
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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Let's get out of here.
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Hey!
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Come on. Where you goin'?
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What's the deal?
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You're missin' the party.
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Fionna, lighten up!
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Look, I don't care if
you're being a jerk to me,
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but nobody messes with Cake.
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Oh, really?
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Well, what if I just take
her right now, you know?
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Meep!
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What?
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Unexpected!
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Marshall!
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Cake!
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You want your Cake back?
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Come... and... get her!
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Did you think I was lying?
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I said I'm evil without even
trying, already dead,
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so I'm not scared of dying.
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Drinking the red from
your heart in one sitting.
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You think you've got me pegged,
you must be kidding.
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I raise the dead up,
and they do my bidding.
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Girl, I'm a thousand years old,
I'm a riddle.
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"Bad little boy."
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Yes, I'm bad,
but not little.
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Unh-unh, boy.
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What are you thinking?
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Fionna!
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Cake!
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Grab on to my little paws!
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- Oof!
- Aah!
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Marshall?
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Oh, this is bad, guys.
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This is really bad.
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Marshall!
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Ah!
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Come on.
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You gotta be okay.
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I think this is it for me,
Fionna.
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So, why don't you
just admit it?
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You're in love with me.
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I... I get that you flirt
with me all the time,
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and it's funny
and whatever,
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but you're doing
that now?
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What are you trying
to do to my head?
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You think I've got
some little crush on you?
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Well, for however long
we've got left...
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For once drop it,
you freak!
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Faking it. Faking it.
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Okay, my shirt is, like,
filled with cream puffs.
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Oh, goodness.
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Glob, Fionna.
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You're like the realest
person I've ever met.
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Ow! Oh, my cheek meat!
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Quit clowning, Fionna.
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Fionna?
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Fionna!
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The end.
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Oh, I love that one.
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Oh, come on!
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You guys got mad at
me for a bad story?
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I mean, it's cute,
but that's not how they'd be.
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Well, look, it might not be too
late to polish this piece of...
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Let's spitball some ideas.
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Like, if Marshall Lee
gets sick and dies.
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But he's got a brother
we didn't know about.
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His name's Marshall Lee... Roy.
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Boom!
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Shocker!
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Ah-ha, I feel goose bumps.
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- I like how it is.
- We like how it is.
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- Yeah, don't change it.
- Yeah. It's good.
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Everyone get out.
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Maybe we could start a
writing group or whatever.
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I know you're out
there somewhere.
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I just haven't figured
out how to get to you,
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but, believe me, I will.
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I will.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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This party is so crazy!
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