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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
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What's up?
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Nothing. I don't know.
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If anybody wants some tea,
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it'll be ready
in a few minutes.
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Aah!
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Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil,
evil, evil, evil, evil.
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Evil!
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Whoa! Flame King!
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Father!
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Oh. Uh, uh, I'm sorry.
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I-I thought my daughter
was alone.
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I'll just be going.
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Uh, nice teapot.
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Ew.
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What was that?
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He was saying, "evil, evil, evil,"
over and over again.
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Yeah, I-I heard.
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Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard,
'cause he was whispering.
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Yeah. I heard.
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Ugh. He's so annoying.
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I was just trying
to help!
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Oh, no.
Not you Jake... my dad.
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I always catch him whispering
stuff into my ear
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while I'm not
paying attention.
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He keeps saying I'm evil.
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Whoa.
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You best not be believing
that whack bunk.
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He's trying to make your life bad
so you'll think you're evil.
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But you're really not!
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How can I know for sure?
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- Dungeons.
- What?
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Let's go have a good time
in a dungeon or something.
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That always clears my head
and reminds me of what's what.
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And...
that'll make me good?
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No. That'll show you
not to worry so much,
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'cause you're already
good... in here.
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Okay. Yeah! Let's do it!
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- Dungeons!
- Dungeons!
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Chamomile tea.
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Is this how you look
for a dungeon?
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Ye-e-e-ah.
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A lot of times,
the entrances are hidden,
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so you got to look
under rocks and stuff
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for a secret switch.
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Sometimes it takes a while.
Hmm.
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I'll just use my heat sense.
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That tree over there
is not made of wood.
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Really?
Ha ha! Yes!
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Yeah. Whoo!
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Ha ha! Yeah!
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Ooh! Gauntlet!
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Thanks for taking me out,
Finn.
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No prob, Bob.
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Light this for me, will ya?
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Oh, sure.
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Uh, do we need a torch?
I'm sort of made of fire.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess torches are just
cool for dungeons, you know?
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Oh. Okay.
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Yeah, I'd like to hang
onto it.
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Boy, this place is creepy.
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Really? I feel like
it's trying too hard.
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Gold piece!
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Oh, you mean, like,
with all the skulls?
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- Whoa. Whoa.
- What?
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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Burning you alive!
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No. No. Wait a sec.
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Sorry... one second.
- Sure.
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He might have important
loot on him,
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so we don't want to
just burn him up.
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Plus, it's a little cruel,
even for an evil guy.
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Check this out.
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You're gonna surrender!
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Okay. Okay. I surrender.
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I shall grant thee clemency...
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if you do the splits.
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Do the splits!
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I-I can... I can't do
the s-splits.
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Do the splits, thou
milk-livered maggot pie!
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow.
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See? A lot of times
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you can overpower
these guys with confidence.
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Neat.
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Got any loot on ya?
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Just this map.
It'll... it'll help you.
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Ha! See?
This would have been burned.
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Yeah... no, that makes sense.
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- What else ya got?
- A-a-a-a-aah!
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There's a treasure chest
in the corner.
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Please stop yelling.
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I knew it.
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Aw! Cram it to the butternuts...
it's locked!
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I don't know
where the key is!
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Please don't yell!
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All right.
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We can come back
to that later.
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Hey, are you having fun?
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Uh-huh.
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I... I'll just stay here.
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Race you to the next monster!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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What?
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Well, that's not how you do
things in a dungeon.
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You gotta sneak.
- Sneak?
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Like this.
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And you gotta look around.
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Tah, tah, tah. Tah. Tah.
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Okay, this guy is too big
to intimidate,
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but I have a plan.
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First, you shoot some fire
at that rope.
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The chandelier falls,
distracts the monster.
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We run in...
element of surprise.
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- Wow.
- You ready?
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Yeah.
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Before we go in,
how good are you
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at quietly throwing
a tiny bit of fire?
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Uh, what?
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Like on a scale of one
to a hundred,
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how good are you
at quietly throwing
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a tiny bit of fire
at a rope 50 feet away?
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Uh...
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Scale of one to a
hundred.
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- 42.
- 42!
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Well, I don't know.
I never rated myself.
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No, that's cool.
That's cool.
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Just try and hit that rope.
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Hmm.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm good.
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- It's a hologram.
- Oh. Neat.
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So, uh,
should we keep going?
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Yeah.
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Although, it does raise
the question...
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why would someone go
through the trouble
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of setting up a hologram...
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unless they've hidden something
in this room?
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Hey! Wake up!
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I was meditating.
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Look what I fo-o-und.
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A key.
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We have to go back?
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We don't have to...
we get to.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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♪ Dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ It's the greatest crawl
of all ♪
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♪ No crawl's too small ♪
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♪ For a dungeon crawl ♪
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See?
That didn't take long at all.
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And now we get treasure.
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Okay.
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Nope. This key is
for something else.
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Oh, well.
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♪ A dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ It's the greatest
crawl of all ♪
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♪ We're going back
to where we were ♪
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♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ ♪
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Geez, this is
kind of boring.
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At least he's walking fast.
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♪ Do, do, do ♪
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That's where I found the key.
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Snap dragons!
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Take my place. Take my place.
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Take my... aah!
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Scatterfire!
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No! No!
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We shake them down first,
remember?
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He wanted me
to take his place.
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Man.
Ooh! Hold on.
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Ha ha! It's another key!
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We get to go back
to the beginning.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Finn, I'm not
having any fun.
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What? Why?
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Well, you keep wanting me
to do things your way,
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but I don't like doing things
your way.
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Is that because I am evil?
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What?
No way. That's... no!
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Uh... hey, you know what?
Let's do things your way.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I've been acting
an uncouth lout, milady.
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Okay.
So there's a door over there.
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What do you want to do?
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I... burn it down.
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Okay. Yeah.
That worked.
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Now what do you do?
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Yee.
Aah.
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Good... good job, F. P.
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Thanks, "F" the "H."
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Ugh! Doors.
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Burn! Burn! Burn!
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What?
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Oh, sham, ma'am.
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It's a legion of goo skulls!
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Uh, how do you defend?
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Snake fire!
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Fire burn goop.
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Yes! Feel my flames,
puny worms!
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The power of destruction!
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Aah!
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Flame Princess!
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Hmm?
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Help me!
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But don't use fire 'cause,
well, you know, it...
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Release him!
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Or feel the wrath
of the Princess of Flames!
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Pbht!
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Very well.
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Do the splits!
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Do the splits, thou milk-livered
maggot pie!
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Whoo!
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Hot Daniel, Flame Princess.
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I thought you were going
to burn me alive.
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No way.
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I'd never do that
to my boyfriend.
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Thanks, Finn.
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That was a really awesome
experience.
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Dungeons totes
clear your head, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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I forgot how good it feels
to destroy stuff.
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- Uh...
- I mean, like, evil stuff.
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Oh, yeah. Cool.
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We should go again sometime.
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Do you know of any other
dungeons?
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Maybe next time we
should just go to, like...
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a farmers' market.
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And burn it.
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Hmm.
Try this key.
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What is it?
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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