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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
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Finn to Prubs.
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Come in, Prubs.
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Hey, Finn!
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How's the mission going?
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So far, no sign of the Birdman.
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Why's this guy
so dangerous?
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Some say he's a half
man/half bird that poops
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fire while he flies.
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It's all rumors so far.
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That's why I need you and Jake
to find out everything you can
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about him and
report back to me.
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Where are you?
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Under the sea.
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The mermaids are
trying to beach themselves.
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I came to see why.
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Turns out,
they're just lonely.
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Ha ha!
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Maybe I'll go hang out
with them after this biz.
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Sounds great, Finn.
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Okay. Bye, PB!
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By-y-y-y-y-e!
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Come on, let's go
look for that creep.
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Whoa.
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Huh? Where am I?
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This is the Rookery, where I
and my bird friends dwell.
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So are you, like,
the great birdman?
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That's what they
call me nowadays.
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But when I first met you, Finn,
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and you, Jake, you knew me as
Xergiok, the Goblin King!
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Wha-a-a?
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When we first met, I was crazy
for smacking goblin hams.
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I was cruel,
selfish, brutal.
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But everything changed after I
was defeated by the two of you!
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So, you got some
slick new shades,
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and now everything's
different?
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Oh, no.
My change has been deep.
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And these whatsits are only
curtains for empty windows.
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Whoa.
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What happened there?
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I miffed off a wizard,
and he took my eyes.
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I wonder what he
wanted them for...
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some kind of lotion or potion
or time-traveling spell.
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I'll never know.
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Never. Ever. Never.
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But losing my
eyesight was only
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the beginning of
my wonderful change.
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I started meditating
and doing yoga.
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Now I can "see" with my
heart and smell with my soul.
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You smell
with your beard?
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I smell with my nose!
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Lame!
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Ohmmmmmmmm...
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What are you doing?
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mmmmmmm...
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Oh, Taffy!
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You heard my call!
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Climb aboard, boys.
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Taffy will take us
to the lower level,
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and you can have
a bite to eat.
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Oh.
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Uh... me and Jake
will follow you.
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Jake needs to
stretch out and stuff.
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Okay, great!
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Well, follow me!
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It's crazy, right?
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The way dude's eyeballs
are just hanging there?
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I know.
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I almost told him
'cause it was driving me nuts.
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Yeah! Me too!
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You think he's got evil
intentions behind his reborn
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star-child act?
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I don't know.
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But if he does,
I'm gonna find out.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Nice and cool down here,
isn't it?
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Aha! Listen to the babies.
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Num-num time.
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Aw. Hey, that's cute.
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There you go, little ones.
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Suckle, suckle!
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They're small, but they sure
can take a lot out of you.
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Whoo! Dizzy.
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Sometimes feeding
really wipes me out.
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I hope you'll excuse me
while I refocus my Chi.
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See you in a while.
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Now's our chance to
do some snooping.
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Jake!
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I found his weapon stash.
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Hmm.
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What is it?
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A fighting stick?
A dagger?
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This one's a letter
from the hospital.
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You can read those
bumps with your fingers?
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Yeah, I learned
braille from my ex.
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Your ex was blind?
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Nah, just cool.
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"Dear Xergiok, thank you
so much for your donation.
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The kidneys fit great."
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Well, geez, maybe he
has changed his ways.
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Maybe.
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Let's keep looking.
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Doi!
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Oh!
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Oh, crease!
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Psychic links!
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Cardamon, my friend,
I'm coming!
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Ooh! Aah!
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Mother of gob!
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Hold on, Cardi!
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Okay, here I am, buddy.
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OI' Xergi's here.
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Let's see, now.
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Aw, dang!
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Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
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Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
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Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong!
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Wha-a-a-a-t?
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Shush, Chile!
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Ah, Finn and Jake,
you are here.
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Where'd you learn
that heal spell?
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I use no magic.
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I manipulated space
with a vibrational chant.
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You see, now the injury
has transferred to me.
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Ooh, yeah!
That hurts, baby!
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Whooooo!
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Can't you see,
Jake?
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I love these birds
more than I love myself.
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What am I to the deafening
roar of the macrocosmos?
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Nothing much.
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Just a vessel to carry the
message of friendship
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to y'all
beasts and dirt.
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Dirt?
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Yeah. Look.
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Hello, friends. Go for a ride.
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Listen, man,
about your eyes...
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Yes...
a wizard stole them.
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All right.
But not...
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Finn, what are
you doing, man?
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Dude, he's changed.
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Are you sure?
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Uh, yeah, man.
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Isn't it kind of obvi?
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All right. Tell him.
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Tell me what?
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Your eyes weren't
stolen by a wizard.
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They're in your beard.
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All right.
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Ooh! Where are they?
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Ohhh! Ohhhhh!
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Dude, your eyes
are in your beard.
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What?
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Good job, guys.
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Goofing on the blind guy...
real nice!
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No, man, they're right here.
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What in my li-I-I-fe?
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We didn't tell you 'cause we
thought you might still
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be a Wong Lord.
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And these aren't
grapes, right?
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No, man.
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Hmm.
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Finn and Jake, could you
help me onto Cardamon's back?
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I would like to be high in the
clouds, bathed in the pinks
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and blues of the
desert twilight,
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when I restore my sight.
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Sure. Okay.
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Climb aboard!
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Vanilla! Chocolat!
Cinnamon! Agave!
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All my friends, to the skies!
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♪ Far, far above ♪
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♪ Time standing still ♪
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♪ Memories are one ♪
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♪ Same space, same will ♪
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♪ Now move along ♪
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♪ Light speed divides ♪
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♪ Rips all from one ♪
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♪ It blows my eye holes ♪
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♪ And fills me with real power ♪
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♪ Fills me with real power! ♪
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♪ Power! ♪
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♪ Power! ♪
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♪ Power! ♪
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♪ Power! ♪
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Power.
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How's it feel, man?
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Oh. Yeah, it's overwhelming.
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This view takes me back.
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I always loved the sunset...
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and the silhouettes of my
little goblins lined up to
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receive their spankings!
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Well, the past is the past.
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I want to thank you
guys for finding my eyes.
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I don't know where I got
that idea about the wizard.
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You were in the desert
a long time, man.
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Yes... 20 years.
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Nah, it was more like
one year and change, dude.
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Yes, things certainly have
changed for me in that time.
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Say, who's ruling the, uh,
Goblin Kingdom since I left?
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Whisper Dan.
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Oh. Whisper Dan.
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That's cool.
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Cool. Cool.
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Hey, you guys want a
ride back to your crib?
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Yeah. Sure, man.
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Yup.
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Uh, wait.
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Xergiok, this is
the Goblin Kingdom.
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I know, but I was thinking...
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now that I'm wiser,
I could rule as King again.
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That idea is terrible.
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Well, you know,
I disagree.
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And I have my army of bird
friends,
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so anyone who disagrees
with me should get a
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spanki-I-I-I-I-I-ng!
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Hey, Jeff,
is that your real laugh?
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No! It's Xergiok!
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Oh, Glob!
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Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!
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Ah, dang!
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Aaaaah!
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Yeah, baby!
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Come on, man.
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Are you for real?
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Attack, birds! Attack!
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Where's the butt
on this thing?
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That's sort of
like a butt.
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Yeah!
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You like that? Huh?
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Whoa!
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Wait!
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Cardamon! Nougat!
Stevia! Dang!
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You lost your
friends, dude.
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Yeah, I feel myself
hitting bottom again.
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Yep. Okay.
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Here we go.
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Wo-o-o-wo-wong!
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Here, Finn... take my eyes
and bury them forever.
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I will not
need them again.
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Okay, man.
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Thanks.
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Are you gonna be
all right, man?
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It's cool.
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Bye!
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Dude, that sucks.
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I hope he finds peace...
or something.
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He's going to the reservoir.
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Um... why is he doing that?
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Maybe he's thirsty.
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Oops.
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I guess he was just sad.
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Should we save him?
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Nah, man, he's fine.
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Whoooooooooooooo!
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What the?
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I found a girlfriend!
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I'm in love!
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Whoo!
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♪ Ha ha ha-a-a-a-a-a ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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- This party is so crazy!
- Ripped By mstoll
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