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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Hmm.
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Whoa!
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Marceline.
Marceline, I'm open.
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I'm wide open.
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Marceline, I got ups!
Check out my ups!
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Nope!
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Too slow!
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Whoa!
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Yeah!
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All right. Good game.
Good game.
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Take five.
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I'll get us all a bunch
of little waters.
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Marceline, why'd you invite
Ancient Chubs
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to play basketball?
- Yeah!
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Well, he's very...
dear to my heart.
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I love him.
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Whatchoo are talking
about, Marceline?
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We've been around
for a long time.
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We have a long history
together.
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It's... it's a long story.
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- Lay it on us.
- Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy.
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Ye-e-ah, lay down, Marceline!
Go to sleep!
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Right?
What are we talking about?
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All right.
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Suppose it's about time
I told someone this story.
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Hmm.
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Ha ha!
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Might be something in here,
Marceline.
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Ewwww!
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It's a dead rat!
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Hey, yeah.
So it is.
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Looks like we've got a cute
new traveling buddy!
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Ew! No!
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He's kind of cute.
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Hey, check it out...
a VHS tape.
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You wanna watch a movie?
- Yeah.
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Man, this is a boring movie.
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I liked the book
much better.
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You're so silly, Simon.
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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Huh?
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What is that?
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I'm not sure,
but it's coming our way.
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Come on.
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Marcy, you stay in the car.
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I'll be right back.
- Simon!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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You're not going
to put it on, are you?
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I have to...
to protect us.
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But you're gonna act
weird again.
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Don't worry.
I can control it better now.
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It's okay.
B. R. B.
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Oh, boy. Here it comes.
Oh, bread balls.
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Oh, bread balls.
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Oh,
bread balls!
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I call upon the power
of ice and snow!
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Ice winds, blo-o-o-o-w!
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You will no longer terrify
a 47-year-old man
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and a 7-year-old girl!
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Simon, stop! It's frozen!
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Not now, Gunther.
I'm doing big-people things.
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Play in the snow.
Build me a snowman.
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Eugh!
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Heh?
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Simon!
Simon, are you okay?
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Uh... y-yeah.
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You're getting worse, Simon.
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Your hair and your nose
are longer.
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And you started to hover
in the air!
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Oh, yeah?
Did I look pretty fly?
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What are you talking about?
You're scaring me.
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I-I'm sorry.
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Did I say something?
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Simon, promise me
you won't put it on again.
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Okay. I promise.
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What is that thing?
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It's a deer.
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If there are deers
in the forest,
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do you think there are
other things?
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I don't know.
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Hmm.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is gonna be worth it.
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Use the remote
to turn on the TV.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today
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takes everything you got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries
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sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Sometimes you wanna go
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where everybody
knows your name ♪
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What is this?
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Filmed before
a live studio audience.
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"Norm!"
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Mute.
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Marcy?
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Oh, no.
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Uh, you're fine.
Just a bit warm.
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But you should get some sleep.
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Hey, good morning.
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I made you breakfast.
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It's mostly pine needles
and deer guts.
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Aw, you're even
worse.
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I mean, don't freak out
or anything,
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but we need
to get you some...
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chicken soup.
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There you go.
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There must've been a soupery
in that town.
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But I don't want you walking
all... that way.
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Okay, you ready
for a motorbike ride?
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Mm-hmm!
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Okay.
Now we're talkin'.
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She just needs a little love.
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Wowzers!
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Okay,
let's try something else.
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Hey, Marcy,
I wrote a song for you.
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♪ ♪
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Ohhhhhhh, yeah!
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Your songs are so good.
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Here we go!
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Aw! It's locked!
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Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
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Okay.
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Oh, everything's gone!
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Except for these
greeting cards.
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♪ ♪
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Ohhhhh!
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Simon... look!
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What is that thing?
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This... this is really bad.
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No.
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I have to protect us!
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No!
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- I have to!
- No! Don't put it on!
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Marcy, stay back!
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W-W-We're getting
out of here!
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Oops.
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Hey, little lady,
how about a ride
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on an old man's back?
Hmm?
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I can walk.
I'm not a child, Simon.
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Look, sweetie, someday,
you'll be too big to hold.
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I'm as old as garlic balls.
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If someone offered to pick me up
and carry me,
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I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Take it while you can get it.
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Ah-choo!
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Gross.
You're gross.
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You're gross, Simon!
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We're both gross, darling.
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Hmm.
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A food truck!
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Might be chicken soup
inside there.
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All right.
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Time to get some chicken soup
inside you.
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Clams?
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"The Clambulance"?
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No! I need chicken!
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Marceline,
cover your ears!
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Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
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Mother. Mother.
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Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
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Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother!
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Clambula-a-a-nce!
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Clambulaaance!
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Clambulaaance!
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Clambulaaance!
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What are we gonna do, Simon?
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We're gonna run!
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Whoa!
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
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Mama mia!
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Our butts are grass, right?
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Not yet.
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Don't leave me here, Simon.
I can fight!
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I'm sorry, Marcy.
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Simon!
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You have to keep it
together, Simon... for her.
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Simon, you promised.
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♪ Making your way
in the world today
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takes everything
you've got ♪
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♪ Taking a break
from all your worries
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sure would help a lot ♪
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♪ Wouldn't it be nice
to get away ♪
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♪ Where everybody
knows your name ♪
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♪ Where everybody ♪
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Huh?
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Eugh!
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Marcy, look...
I-I found chicken soup.
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You're gonna feel awesome
in a moment.
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I'm just glad...
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you're okay.
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- Do you feel awesome?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love you, Simon.
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I love you...
Gunther.
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- Pretty heavy.
- Whoa, mama.
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Whoa!
So, what happened next?
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How's it end?
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Well, little Marcy
felt a lot better.
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And she and Simon lived
happily ever after.
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Aw. That's nice.
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Marceline, keep telling these
chumps stories
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while I score
a bunch of baskets.
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Okay.
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Yeah!
Ye-e-e-a-a-ah!
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Ha ha!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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