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♪ Adventure time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
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and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, you're so pretty
while you sleep.
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Let's go back to
Ice King's house.
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Hi, baby.
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Yah!
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Ice King, what are you
doing in my bedroom?
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Baby!
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I was trying to surprise you by
moving you to my place while you
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sleep, then have you wake up
to breakfast in bed.
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But now you ruined
the surprise.
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Way to go.
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Do you think I'd
like being kidnapped?
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Is that what
you think I want?
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Okay! Here we go.
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You're the victim,
right?
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You know what?
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Since day one,
I've been doing everything
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to make this
relationship work,
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and for what?
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Banana guards!
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Babe, come on.
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We promised we wouldn't
make our problems public.
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Take him out.
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Baby, no!
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What are you doing?
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Baby bear!
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Gah!
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This is just so crazy!
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If you can honestly look into
your heart and tell me you want
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me to leave, I'll go.
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Okay, leave.
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Wow. Did...
did you look in your heart?
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Like, all around it?
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Yes.
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I see.
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Then, obviously, you have got
some heavy emotions stirring in you,
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and you have said
some very rash things.
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Guards, take me away!
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Ice King!
Get out of Princess...
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I'm leaving!
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Ugh. I don't know.
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Did I say the right thing?
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I can never tell
with that girl.
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All I can think about is you,
baby girl.
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I got to leave Ooo,
start somewhere fresh.
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Goodbye, Gunther.
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You're the man
of the house now.
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Stroke... stroke...
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Huh?
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Oh, clam balls!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Hwaah!
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Ugh. Where am l...
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Aah!
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Where am I?
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Hmm.
No signs of life.
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Just me and
these palm fronds.
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And that bird over there.
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Well, won't be needing
this anymore.
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I miss her, man.
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Hello?
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♪ Far across the sea ♪
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Is someone there?
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Oh, man, this is...
someone somewhere.
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♪... eternally ♪
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♪ And though he
sometimes visits me ♪
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There.
Now I can look around and...
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Sweet mother of glob!
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This island
doesn't have a lady.
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This island is a lady!
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Oh! Hello, there.
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Hello.
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Is my singing
bothering you?
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No.
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What?
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No.
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What?
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No!
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What?
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Hold on a sec!
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Whew!
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What was the question?
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I asked if my singing
was bothering you.
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No, not at all.
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In fact, it was
quite enchanting.
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I always sing when
my boyfriend is away.
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Boyfriend?
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Yeah...
Party God.
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Do you know him?
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Uh, sure.
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I mean, I know of him.
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Oh, no! That's him!
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Quick... hide!
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He gets crazy jealous!
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Crazy jealous?
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Hi!
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Hey, babe.
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Is that a zit on your face?
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Gross.
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You seen my boom box?
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I totally puked in
Jimmy's stereo
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and killed the party
I was at.
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He was like
"Hey, Party God!
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You can't spin
faster than me!"
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And I was like,
"I totally can, Jimmy!"
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So we started spinning.
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Then I got super-dizzy
and was like...
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right into the speaker.
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Ha ha! Found it.
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Okay, I'm bouncing out, babe.
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Oh. You want to hang
before you go?
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Oh. Yeah...
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Well, I'm sort of in the
middle of a party, so...
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Oh. Well, it would just
be for a minute.
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But... uh, I puked
in Jimmy's stereo.
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I can't party foul the party.
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I'm the Party God.
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Okay.
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Don't be mad, babe.
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I won't. I'm not.
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Okay, laters!
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Ugh.
What a wad bag.
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Oh. He's okay...
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sometimes.
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Girl, he is no
good for you!
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I know.
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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My G. F., Princess Bubblegum,
treats me like poopies, too.
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The expression on your face
when he bounced out on ya?
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Well, I might as well have
been looking in a mirror.
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Neglected lovers,
party of two!
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That's us.
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Well, I like you.
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You're welcome to stay
here as long as you want.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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I appreciate your company.
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♪ Have you ever
had a friend ♪
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♪ ¿ Como este? ♪
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Oh!
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♪ Have you ever
had a friend ♪
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♪ Who would talk
to a Señorita ♪
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♪ And who would live and
build a house on her Pancita? ♪
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♪ Vivir en Armonia ♪
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♪ The Ice King and
the Señorita Isla ♪
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♪ El rey hielo y
la Señorita Isla ♪
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Yeah, well, P. B.
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Is just so closed off
to her emotions.
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She crushes the
relationship so
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she doesn't ever have
to develop feelings.
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I don't even matter
to Party God.
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He just parties
all the time.
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He doesn't even notice
if I'm there or not.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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At least Bubblegum
cares if I'm there.
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Sometimes I just wish he'd
go off into outer space
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so I'd never have
to see him again.
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Yeah, he's awful.
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You shouldn't have
to put up with that.
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Yeah.
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That's true.
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Yeah, girl.
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I'm gonna break
up with him.
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Yeah, girl!
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Oh, snaps!
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Good luck!
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I forgot the batteries.
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Hey, babe?
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I have to tell
you something.
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Uh... babe?
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Found 'em!
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Huh?
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Hey, what's that?
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Oh, that just washed
up on me after a storm.
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Hmm.
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Oh, whatever.
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What'd you want to tell me?
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Well, I've been doing some
thinking, and I... I...
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Ay-yi-yi. What?
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I... I hope you have
fun at your party.
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You're killing me, babe.
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Ugh!
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What was that?
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Uh...
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you should've been like,
"I am done with you!"
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Bam!
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"Pack your bags and
get out my face!"
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I...
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Whatever!
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I'm gonna break up
with him for you!
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Hey, yo!
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Yo, dawg!
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I need to talk to you!
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Who are you?
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I'm Ice King.
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We sort of met that one
time at Peppermint Butler's?
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Anyway, I've been spending lots
of time with your girlfriend,
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and she re...
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Wh-a-a-a-a-at?
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Hey, wait.
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You're the guy who's
been living on her stomach.
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Yeah, but...
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No! We're strictly platonic!
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I wasn't hittin' on
her or anything!
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There's gonna be two hits,
Bro...
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Me hitting you and a second
instance of me hitting you!
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Raaah!
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Whoa, mama!
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Let's talk this out.
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Think about what's best for...
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Ice Lightning!
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Wowzers!
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Aw, yeah!
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Run, blue piggy!
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Take it easy, Wolfy!
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I just stomped grapes
on her tummy, all right?
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Aah!
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Bread balls! Bread balls!
Bread balls!
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Eh?
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Psych!
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Eat it, party puppy!
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Face it, bro...
my divinity is unassailable!
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You should've stayed
out my business.
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She is not your "Bid-ness"!
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I can dodge your
"Zyaps" for days...
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Uh-oh.
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Hmm.
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Awooooo!
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Party God?
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Hey, girl.
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Did Ice King tell you
to come talk to me?
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Uh... maybe.
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Oh.
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So, is there something
you wanted to tell me?
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Uh... nope.
I'm good.
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Uh... uh, didn't you get some
good advice from a cool bro
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and you want to tell me
something important
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that will be difficult but
good for your future life in
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the long run?
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Well... yes.
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You're bad,
and I'm terminating our romance.
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Bam!
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Get out of my face.
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Wow. I would not have been able
to do that without the advice of
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my emotionally mature
friend Ice King.
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Huh?
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Uh...
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Ice King wanted me to tell you
that he's gonna break up with
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his girlfriend, too.
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And that you were as much an
inspiration to him as he was to you,
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if not less so.
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Mm. That's nice.
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He says he'll be
sure to visit...
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I'm going to
outer space now!
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Oh, okay.
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Whew!
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Waah!
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Aah!
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Fun cakes!
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I've come to a decision.
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You ready to hear it?
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I'm breaking up with you!
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You party too much, you never
want to spend time with me,
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and you only care about having
fun and other people's stereos!
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I'm just a big island you can
come and go from as you please!
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Banana guards!
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Banana guards yourself,
Princess!
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Eh, we'll work it out.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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- This party is so crazy!
- Ripped By mstoll