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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll

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Oh, hello!

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Ha ha!

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Here for more graybles,
I presume?

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Well, you've come to the right
computer-fable.

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Feast your eyes-mabel
on my holo-pyramid viewer

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and... huh?

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What's that?

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Not in the mood for graybles,
you say?

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Oh, dear.

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Are you okay?

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Did something fatlabel
happen to you?

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Oh, I see.

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You'd rather watch me buh-blabel
a birdhouse together

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in my workshop.

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Hmm.

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More of a grayble man
by trade.

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But okay! Come on!

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Oh, hello again.

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As you can see, the birdhouse
is nearly complete.

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All that's left is
a "where the door hole goes,"

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but I can't remember.

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Hmm.
Door hole...

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Wait!
I just remembered.

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My door-hole solution lies
in one

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of tonight's scheduled
graybles!

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Would you mind if I look
through them to find it?

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Okay! Ha ha!
Whee!

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Here we go.

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Hey, Jake, Jr.
You havin' fun at daddy's?

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Hmm?
Oh. Sure, dad.

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Okay.
You seem kind of dump trucks.

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What?

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Heh. You know,
"in the dumps."

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Oh, sorry. It's cool.

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I'm just thinking about
the future, I guess.

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We're on, like, the bleeding
edge of history.

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Everything ahead of us is
totally unknown,

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and there's no guarantee

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that things are going to be
all right.

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It's exciting, but it's also
pretty scary.

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You know?

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Heh heh... heh.

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Sounds like my little baby girl
want to build a time machine!

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Oooooooooh!

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- Guys, I don't...
- No, no, no.

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Leave it up to your daddy
and Uncle Finn.

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Hup!

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Okay.
You guys have fun.

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I'm gonna get
some more juice.

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Mom has some weird taste
in men.

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Psst!
She's comin' back!

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Ding-ding!

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Skreeee!

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Hello-o-o-o-o?
Ooh!

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Is that the-time machine
part that I ordered?

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Mm-hmm!

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You just got to sign for it to
prove you accepted delivery.

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Ac-cept-tance.

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Guys, I'm basically 30.

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I'm not a little kid
anymore.

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You're not
a little kid anymore!

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Cinnamon Bun, you can't sleep
with a night light anymore.

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You're basically 30.

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It's starting to bum
everyone out.

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I can't handle this denial
of li-I-I-I-I-ght!

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Yeah, well...

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Nooooooooooooooooo!

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Too dark!

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No! It's too bright!

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Now it's too dark!

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Oh.

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Okay.

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This is nice.

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Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo!

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Aah! Too dark!

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Hey, Cinnabun!

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I... need...
soft... light!

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Yeeaargh!

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Yeeaargh!

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How long has this been
in here?

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Don't even remember
buying this.

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Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go.

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Goodbye.

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Well, that wasn't so bad.

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Hmm.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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Nothing like a hard day's work
to get them spirits a-lifted!

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Great news, fellas...
I finished all my chores,

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so we can start movie night early.

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Take your seats, and I will
review the nominees.

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We've got "Baby Ballet,"

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Who Gots Da ABC's,"

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"Airplanes Taking Off'...

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Oh, wait!

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What's this one?

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Season 1"?

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Isn't this that show that
everyone's talking about?

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I heard that this show is, like,
really good for penguins.

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Wow. That's really lucky
for you guys.

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I'm a little jealous.

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Well, anyway, good luck to all
our nominees.

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Okay!

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All in favor of
Who Gots Da ABC's,"

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raise your hands.

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Okay!

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All in favor of "Baby Ballet,"

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raise your hands.

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Okay!
All in favor of "Airpl..."

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What?
"Baby Ballet"?

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Come on! Ugh!

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I never should've given you
penguins the right to vote.

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Well, you may have numbers on
your side,

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but I've still got
one trick up my sleeve...

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bargaining!

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Whereby, you let me watch
"Basic Mortality,"

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and I, in return, will do
anything you want

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in the whole world.

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How about it?

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Ha ha!
Algebraic!

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Look, I know he was
your partner.

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Enough!

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Alan is not
the super-murderer!

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I don't know
about this show though.

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This, Captain, is the most
lamentable super-murder

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I've ever seen,
and I've seen plenty.

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Might be a touch
too dark.

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Too dark!

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Too bright!

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Eat on it!

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Hmm! Hmm.

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Oh, little lemonsweets,
our son...

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so precious.

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You've enjoyed sitting
in your chair?

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What would you like to do now?

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"Go to bed."

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No, he wants to dance!

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Ehn! Dearest brother,
I really think

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Lemonsweets would rather
go to bed!

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Mnh!

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Hunh!

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I'll fetch our son
a sleeping bonnet.

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Beautiful.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Brother, stop that!

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We hate you.

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Aaaaaaaah!

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Only o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ne!

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The end!

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My end!

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My end... table.

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My love seat, yeah.

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Gee, but it's great to be
back home.

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It's always a blast visiting
my cousin, City Fox,

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at his future palace.

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But you just can't beat that
old country steez.

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City Fox's digs be
mad sterile.

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Look at this.
This was my grandpa's rug.

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Some bums let him have it
'cause it was so ugly.

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And check out these classic
stylings!

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They don't make 'em
like this anymore!

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Whoa! Ha ha ha!

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Almost got me right
in my both eyes!

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Look at my bugs.

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Man, I always did have
the ugliest bugs.

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What are they doing?
Selling each other houses?

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Yes, sirree, there's some things
money can't buy.

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You see that depression?
You can't buy that.

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You gotta earn it.

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Boy, it's like I can almost see
myself sleeping in there...

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Yah!

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Wh-What?

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"Dear conscious self...

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I know where some
buried treasure is.

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I'll draw you a map.

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Love, subconscious self."

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Oh, my gosh!
I'm gonna be rich!

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Ha ha!

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What the...
- Whoop!

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Oh, no!
My riches!

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Let... me... in!

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It's too bright!

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Too dark!

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Aaaaaaaaaah!

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Cinnamon Bun!
You... did a...

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great job on this wall.

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It's very... rustic.

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Mmm... what a jerk.

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What? A jerk?

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Yeah, just give it
a little jerk.

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Now that's
a time machine.

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Hey, sweetie!

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Sweetie, look... your
time machine's all ready.

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Oh, yeah.
You having fun, dad?

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Aw, anything for my
baby pup.

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Okay.
As long as you're having fun.

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Time machine!

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Shpiow!

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Ha ha!
There it is.

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You see?
The birdhouse door...

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it's right
above the peg thingy.

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Why didn't I think of that?
Ha ha!

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Well, I guess that's it
for this week.

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I'll see you crimpy glimmers
on the...

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What? What's that?

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You want to finish
the grayble?

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You want to see if you can
still guess the theme?

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You just want to see
how it ends.

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Well, let's get right
to it then.

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Ha ha!

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Stranger! Stranger!

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Stranger! Stranger! Stranger!

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Shh-shh-shh!

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Stranger! Stranger! Stranger!

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Stranger! Strang...

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Excuse me.

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Hey! Why're you trying
to steal my dad's stuff?

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Hey! I need a night light
because I'm so scared!

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Man, you can't steal, dummy.

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Fine!

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Here.
Now get lost!

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Ye-e-e-e-s!

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Take that, Princess Bubblegum!

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Jake Jr., I'm sorry for
messing up your time travel.

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Ah, that's okay.

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It was just make-believe
anyways.

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Oh. Was it?

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Then how do you explain...

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tomorrow's newspaper?

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

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♪ And do so as we please ♪

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

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<i>- This party is so crazy!</i>
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