♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll
Slam!
"Hey, I was trying to read that!"
"That book is above your level."
"What business are you into?"
"None of your business!"
"Talk about it over lunch?"
"Heh, if you're buying."
- "Hey!" - "Hey!"
"Fight!"
Aah! It's terrible!
Lumpy Space Princess?
What's wrong?
You guys, somebody stole something from me...
something I can't live without!
I'll get something to calm her down.
I've been robbed!
Out of the way!
Aaaaah!
I need help! Can you guys hold her down?
You have to do something!
I've been... unh!
R-o-o-o-obb-e-e-d.
Oh.
Oops.
LSP, who robbed you?
Lt... was...
Puh... Pete... Pete...
Sa... Sass... as...
Oh, uh...
I think I gave her too much.
Jake, a crime has been committed.
We must find the criminal... - We must.
and retrieve whatever it is
that was stolen from Lumpy Space Princess!
Stolen.
But all we have to go on is part of a name...
Pete something.
Need more clues!
Hold me!
Clues, clues, clues...
What's that? I can't see it.
Oop. Sorry. Ahh.
There's something in her hand!
A key!
A key to... what?
"3-0-3."
Hmm.
Ooh! Turn it around.
Ah!
Looks like we got our first lead.
Unh!
Hmm. Found anything yet, Jake?
I got some bags and...
Wait!
More bags.
But no leads on Pete something.
Same here.
Beemo, start marking evidence.
Hmm.
Hmmm.
Dude, check this.
Is this blood?
Yeah, man, that's definitely blood.
Hmm.
LSP's injuries were 100% emotional.
So it has to belong to Pete Sa-something.
Beemo, take a sample and do a full blood analysis.
The "woiks."
Hey, if that guy cut himself during the robbery,
he might have gone somewhere to buy
a mini adhesive bandage.
There's a drug store across the street.
Let's roll!
Whoa!
Vroom!
And if the oozing persists, just come back...
and I'll give you something a little stronger.
I'm Finn. This is my partner Jake.
Hello, citizen, had anyone in here looking to buy
some mini adhesive bandages today?
A lot of people come through my store, gentlemen.
You can't seriously think I'd be able to remember
any one particular customer among the countless others
I see on a daily basis now, can you?
I guess not.
Fair do's. Come on, Jake...
Wait!
Now that you mention it,
there was this one guy in here earlier.
Real suspicious type. Had a nose bleed.
Said it was the first one he'd had in years.
Used to get them all the time as a kid, he said.
Could never remember if he was supposed to pinch his nose
and hold his head back
or pinch his nose and hold his head forward.
Maybe it was a case of being boxed
on the nose too many times...
made the blood vessels in his lower septum weak
and vulnerable to hemorrhaging.
Anyway, his mammy always said
it was because he couldn't keep those picky little fingers
out of his dirty little nose holes.
He didn't buy it, though. He always thought...
Ma'am, can you give us a name?
Mmmmm, nope.
No, wait. Yes, I can.
Pete Sassafrass.
Pete...
Sa... Sass... as...
Did you catch which way he was going?
Of course. He said he was catching a train at 11:27,
Candy Kingdom station, Platform 5.
Heh. I'm sorry. I wish I could remember more.
See anyone who might be our guy?
Nope.
Nobody suspicious here.
Just a load of decent, law-abiding folk.
What the...
Jake, what's with all the turning into stuff today?
I really like turning into cop stuff.
I literally can't stop turning into cop stuff.
Final boarding...
Hey, there's Platform 5.
service to Peppermint Hills, Track 5.
I see a nasty "tranch"!
Let's book 'im, son.
Hup! Sorry!
Whoa! Comin' through!
Hup!
Stop right there!
What's under that skeezy trench coat, you...
Crook!
Busted! For attempting to board a train
without a ticket.
Aw, guys, he's getting away!
We're not criminals, man!
We're working the beat, just like you!
Jimmy?
Yep, checks out. He tastes like police.
Eh, sorry about that, officers.
It was an honest mistake.
Ugh! We lost him.
Not yet we didn't.
Unh! Too far ahead. We'll never catch it!
If we cut through the forest,
maybe we can head it off at the pass.
Sweet thinking!
Oh, deer!
Yeah!
Are you Pete Sassafrass?
Wha? I... got a lot of names.
Who's askin'?
Give back what you stole from LSP!
Who? What's that? An acronym or somethin'?
Oof!
Cuff him.
All right, I got this. Oof!
You have the right to remain...
Busted.
All right, you listen, flatfoot.
There's been some kind of crazy mistake here.
I didn't do nothin'!
Save it for the Candy Judge, Pete.
Look, you can drop the act
and cut the sass, Sassafrass.
We've got an eyewitness and your blood
at the scene of the crime.
You do the crime, you do the time, man.
Roll the dice, you pay the price.
What dice? Oh, you guys are donkers.
Burgle our friend, it's the end...
for yo-o-o-o-o-u.
I want to see a lawyer.
I'll handle this, Pete.
You're upsetting my client.
Just look at that face.
That constitutes harassment, so give him some space.
Don't worry, buddy. I've got this case.
"Welcome to the next 25 years of your life!"
We deserve doughnuts.
Let's bowl.
No, no, wait, please.
You guys!
"Guilty!"
Man, we didn't just crack that case...
We crunched it. Crumbled it.
We are awesome at being cops.
There's no question about that.
Ah, call me crazy, but I was thinking...
maybe we should actually become detectives,
like as a job!
When we were out on the streets back there,
getting those leads, busting that perp,
it just felt so... I don't know...
right.
I know, man.
I actually totally do know exactly what you mean.
Ah. Dude.
I told you, I have a problem.
I can't stop.
Howdy, partner.
Oh, hey, Beemo. What's going on?
I've finished processing the blood sample,
and I have the results.
- Nice. - Yeah, good work, Beemo.
It's Pete Sassafrass's blood, right?
No, it doesn't belong to anyone because it's not blood.
It's tomato sauce.
Tomato sauce?
Hmm.
Pete...
Sa... Sass... as...
Pete... sa...
Oh, my mind!
LSP wasn't trying to say "Pete Sa-something."
She was trying to say "pizza" something!
But how would pizza sauce end up in a hotel room?
Unless it was delivered.
Pizza Sassy's!
Where is the delivery guy?
Oh, you mean Petey.
He's out. He's making deliveries.
Or maybe he's out tying up loose ends.
LSP could be in dange-r-r-r-r!
Dange-r-r-r-r!
- Phone? - Phone.
Princess!
Add some banana guards outside of LSP's hospital room.
Huh? Why?
LSP could be in danger!
LSP woke up and went back to her hotel room.
Oh, my J-I-I-I-I-im!
He's already here!
Can I help you?
LSP!
Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey, no!
Oh, no! What are you doing?
It was you.
- You did it! - Help me!
I was just delivering the pizza she ordered,
and now she won't let me leave.
LSP, what is going on?
You said he stole something from you.
Well, he did!
He stole...
my heart!
Hurry up, dude!
- Shh! - Right.
Hoo! Thanks!
- Shh! - Go! Go!
No tip, huh? That's great.
That's how it is around here. Fine.
Huh? Huh? Come on, pal.
Turns out the only case here
is just another case of LSP being nutty.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
- This party is so crazy! - Ripped By mstoll