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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Ripped By mstoll
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No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Get away from me,
you butchers!
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Starchy, you have
a cold.
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The cure is right here.
Just let me...
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No!
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Starchy only takes magic!
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Oh, come on.
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Find me a wizard!
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Nurse Poundcake,
hold Starchy
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while I administer
the serum.
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What?
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Look, I'm a nurse and all,
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but my uncle
is a magic worker,
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and he cured my sadness
about my marriage.
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Listen, all magic is
is scientific principles
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presented
like mystical hoo-doo,
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which is fun but it's sort
of irresponsible.
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I got your magic right here,
okay?
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And razzle dazzle!
Flooby-doo!
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Zamabamafoo!
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Is that a real spell?
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No, I'm making fun
of spells.
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Princess, you're being
really disrespectful
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of my beliefs.
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That was very close-minded!
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Starchy, I just
want to help.
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All right! You want me
to go to Wizard City
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and get you a cold spell?
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You still think I'm a jerk?
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All right, sit tight.
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- How is he?
- He's still sick.
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Yo, that stinks!
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Tonight's part 3 of his
graveyard secrets workshop.
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Yeah, Prubs, give him
the medicon.
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He won't take it.
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He wants me to get him a cold
spell from Wizard City.
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- Oh, okay.
- That makes sense.
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Dude, you guys! Really?
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Yeah, I mean, magic's
probably more natchy
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for your body in the long run.
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Have you two been
to Wizard City?
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Nope.
"Wizards only."
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Wizards don't play.
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Trespassers get killed
mad quick, like zap-zap.
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Well, then what?
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Let's stay home.
Just kidding.
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All right, meet me outside
of Wizard City
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in your freshest
wizard johns.
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H-Hurry, Princess.
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This is it?
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Yeah, man, this is it.
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Well, what's
with the wall?
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Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-op!
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What's over there?
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Nothing.
Just more mountains.
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I think the wall knows
we're not wizards.
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But we can trick it,
right?
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How do you trick a wall?
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Don't know, man.
I give up.
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For reals?
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Yeah, I'm no good
at this!
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Unh! Oof!
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That was a nice try, man.
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Guys, hold up!
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I got the password from
The Ice King.
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Apparently, the barrier
only responds
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to the voice of real wizards.
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No way! I'm no rat!
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I am bound by the sacred trust
of esoteric knowledge!
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Say the password, Ice King!
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You think I'll just
hand you the keys to the city?
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I'd rather die.
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Say the password.
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Ow! My pinky!
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Ow.
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Thank you.
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You know, no one has touched me
in months.
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Could you touch me again?
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Password! Now!
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Ow! Ohh! Ohh!
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"Wizards Rule!"
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The password
is "wizards rule!"
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Aah
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Whoa.
Powerful magicks.
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Pshh!
It's a vocal registry
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rigged to a vibration modulator.
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The wall's still there.
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It's just the density's
all wobbled.
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Boo.
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Um... that's what
it is, Jake.
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All right,
what am I, then?
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This don't look like
magic to you?
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It looks like
a mutation.
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Boring.
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Yeah, right.
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Just 'cause I know
my shnoz...
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Look at these dopes.
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Half of these spells are
all working
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on entanglement principles.
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"Entanglement" is a spell
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where you get trapped
in tree roots,
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and sometimes they
spike out and hook your flesh,
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and you got to be like,
"My body is clay.
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My spirit feels no pain."
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Then you chop your way out
and kill the wizard!
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That's not what
I meant, but whatevs.
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Where's this magic shop?
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These signs are weird.
Let's ask somebody.
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Hey, dudes.
Yo, where's the...
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Stand back, citizen.
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Yeesh. Okay.
Who are these guys?
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They're like the city popo or something.
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Stranson Doughblow,
you are guilty
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of impersonating a wizard,
as well as purchasing magic items
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from Ron James' Spell Palace.
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Bingo.
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Wait!
I know some coin tricks.
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The sentence is...
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Whoa!
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- Oh, my shrah!
- Come on.
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You saw that, right?
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Welcome, brothers!
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Sorry about that biz outside.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, what a silly non-magic user,
right?
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All right, bros.
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Ronny James got mad spells for
wizards of all E.X. P.S.
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No need for memorization,
incantation,
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or hard-to-find bularoo.
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Just rip one of these
babies open,
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and you'll be like,
"Ta-da!"
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We got a bottle-returns program
and all that shwazaa.
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So, wha-za?
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We need a spell
for the cold.
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Heck, yeah, brah.
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I got something.
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Whoof!
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This baby right here...
right here?
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This is what you want,
brothers.
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- How's it work?
- It works by magic.
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It's a spell.
- Dude...
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What? I'm curious.
So, what's in it?
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It's my secret
brew, dog.
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So you want to sell me a product
with no information?
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It's a cold spell.
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Made from what?
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Magic.
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What's the magic
made out of, dingdong?
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- Y'all is fakes!
- No, wait!
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Bam!
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You're busted!
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Yoink!
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Aah!
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Dang.
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- Hey, Jake?
- What?
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Is P. B. Straight-up
naked right now?
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Dude, don't make me
feel any more awkward
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than I already do!
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Dang!
It's a dead end!
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- Abracadaniel!
- Huh? Do I know you?
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Dude, it's me... Finn!
Quick, let us in!
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Oh, guys, I don't know.
That's not my place.
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I just work here and I...
- Please!
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- Come on, man!
- Shush!
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
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Shoop!
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Yeah, when the lamb comes back,
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laser wizard puts him
on the altar.
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And then I extract
his forehead, right, Bufo?
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Ooh.
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Right, yeah.
That's the plan...
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What the blutt,
Abracadaniel?
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What part of "Secret Society"
don't you understand?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We don't want trouble!
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Just let us rest
for a bit.
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Oh, we gonna put you
to rest... for good!
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You are guilty of harboring
non-magic users!
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- Barrier!
- We need an exit!
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Oh, boy.
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That's what you get
for asking a magician
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about his
tricks, P. B.!
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Ghosts of the Warp Plane,
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grant us passage
into your realm.
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Hey, guys, wait for me!
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Shush!
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Whoa!
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Receive your just punishment!
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No!
As ruler of the Candy Kingdom,
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I demand parley
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with
the Grand Master Wizard!
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Princess Bubblegum!
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For shame.
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And I'm very disappointed
in you, Abracadaniel.
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However, Princess,
since you have always been
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a dear friend
to the wizard community,
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just say "wizards rule"
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and you're all free to go.
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Wha? Really?
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Mmm?
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- Psst! Wizards rule!
- No!
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Oh!
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All magic is
science!
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You just don't
know what you're doing,
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so you call it magic!
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And, well,
it's ridiculous.
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Wizard prison!
All of you!
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N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Ridiculous, huh?
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This isn't happening!
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- Ho!
- Ouch!
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Would you look at that?
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Somebody better start crying
into my hand.
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Ugh! That's sick!
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You're right. I'm so ashamed.
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Ugh!
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Ouch!
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Come on! Move it!
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You two... in here!
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I got cells upstairs
for Princess and Milkface.
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I got traumatized by those
underpanties.
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This sucks.
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Hey, let's count
the days.
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One.
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Hey, P. B., are you
okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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Sleep tight, Princess!
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Good night.
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Stupid wizards...
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Two!
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P. B.! Over here!
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Unh!
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Whoa!
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Bubblegum, I hereby
challenge you
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to an honorable prison stabbing
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to the death!
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Bring it on.
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What?
Are you two crazy?
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I've had it
with you silly wizards!
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight!
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Jake, we have to do
something.
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Raaah!
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We need to get out
of this.
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Yeah, we still got to heal
the snuffins out of Starchy
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with this little baby here.
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All this for a cold
spell.
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What the...
ice?
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Hmm.
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Hey, Milkface isn't dead.
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Strike me down
and restore my honor.
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No!
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Sorry, but you have
to kill him.
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Otherwise, we'll kill
all of yous two both.
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- Peebs! Incoming!
- What?
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It's a cold spell,
not a cold spell.
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Prisoner, drop that
contraband magic!
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- Whoa!
- Get down!
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Your magicks are
powerful, P. B.
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Okay.
Let's get out of here.
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Poor Starchy.
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All that trouble and we couldn't
get any magic for him.
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Hmm.
I've got an idea.
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Woo-oo-oo-oo!
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Eh? Finally!
Healing magic.
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Oh, I can feel it!
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No!
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Rubel-dubel
dingel-dongel... pffrt!
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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- This party is so crazy!
- Ripped By mstoll