♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll
No.
Mnh. Okay, okay. I'm up.
Ahh!
Hey, everybody.
I've asked you here today
because you are the best of the best.
Anyway, recent data shows an increased chance of threat
to the Candy Kingdom.
So I'm developing a new defense.
I've installed sleeping gas in the Gumball Guardians.
If any bum tries to attack us,
they will be sprayed without mercy.
Isn't that nice?
The only thing is, the gas will spread
and knock out anyone who breathes it...
anyone but you guys, my trained elite.
So watch closely.
I'm gonna show you all how to overcome the gas
with sheer willpower.
Hit it!
Now, make a fist with your brain
and punch against sleepy times saying, "No!
Nooo!
Noooooo!"
Don't go ungentle into that good night.
Hi!
Yo, Bubblegum.
Marceline, you're up late.
No time for chit-chat.
Let's hang out... right now.
Hmm. I don't know.
I'm, uh, kind of busy.
Uh, hi.
Listen, Bub-Bubs, I tracked down Maja the Sky Witch.
Oh. What?
Yeah, I tailed her to an enchanted forest,
but it's all jammed up with barrier spells.
Ohh, I think I see where this is going.
Well, you love getting out your big brain,
and... and I just thought
it'd be cool to spend some...
quality time with you.
I need your help, okay?
But why are you so interested in finding Maja?
It's just really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,
really important to me.
Whoa. Okay. But...
Come on! I got your pack pack.
Um, sure, but...
Hold on to that "but," PB.
Whee!
Huh!
Something's wrong.
Huh? Hey!
This stuff, it's like a brick wall.
Let's just blow the whole thing up.
Hmm.
It's a sleeping gate bramble.
How do we kill it?
All we have to do is take the path of least resistance.
All right.
So, where is it... the path?
It's in here and in here.
Now...
Take a deep breath...
And be passive.
Hello, friend. Trouble relaxing?
How 'bout a cup of chamomile tea?
Wow! Wild digs.
Tell me about it.
My googoomama meter is going babies.
And look at my watch.
It's... pink.
It's running backwards.
There's serious witchery afoot here.
Come on, Princess. We don't got all night.
What are those things?
Totem cairns.
That's Maja's crabbit familiar.
Hooba-wha?
Marceline! It's me!
Hambo!
Yeah, girl. What took you so long?
I thought you gave up on me.
Your teddy bear?
- I'm sorry, man. - Yo, wait a sec.
What?
Marcy, how old are you?
It's a trick, right? Come on!
Help me out, dum-dum.
Ah-boo-hoo. Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Get off. Buddy!
No!
Aah! Bonnie!
You killed him?
Don't be dense. Hambo can't even talk.
Snap out of it, girl.
He's been with a witch this whole time.
Maybe he can talk now.
That's seriously what this is about...
rescuing your old teddy bear?
Yeah. Sorry I didn't tell you.
You might not have come otherwise.
Um, yeah.
Raggedy Princess can make you a new Hambo
in like three seconds.
Or Raggedy Princess can be your new Hambo,
She'd do it, too.
That girl's got like zero self-respect.
That's mean.
Don't tell her I said that.
I'm not getting a new Hambo.
There's only one Hambo.
- It's just a doll. - See this?
Vhoooooooooooo.
What's that? You gonna bop me one?
It's coming in for a landing.
What you gonna do, PB? Want to keep dissing Hambo?
I'm sorry, Marceline.
Let's go get Hambo.
Disengage.
We should track that bird-rabbit thing.
Right.
Hmm.
Bang.
There goes some broken branches.
- It left a trail. - I see it.
Hey! Hold on, now!
This bag's mad heavy!
Glommit! Ugh!
Marceline!
I thought you needed my help.
Huh. Nice trick, Maja.
You in there, Marceline?
Hyah!
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Ugh!
Oof!
Okay, PB, use your brain.
Where would this witch keep Hambo?
Break it down.
Micro...
and macro...
the picture...
becomes...
clear.
A-A-A-A-nd...
Call it.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Wait. Yes.
Where are you, Maja, you creep?
Oof! What?
Hambo!
No!
You again. I'll kill you!
Give me Ham... ugh!
Geez, man.
This must be all of her stolen junk.
Ugh. What a creep.
Psht. A Ford Bronchus.
Hmm.
Whoa!
"My privates"?
Come here, biddy.
Bam. Whoops!
Pbht! What the...
Invoices? Receipts?
"Zumma zoom bleep blop for the purchase of Hambo."
Whoa. What?
That's my private box!
Maja's mitts only, you goof.
So, you purchased Hambo
from some weenus named Ash?
That's right.
He was a weenus, so I wrote it on there as my personal joke.
But the sale is still legit.
Hambo's mine.
His body's all juice-logged with sentimental affection,
a savory spell spice.
So get out of my face, all right?
Where's Marceline?
She's busy with my crabbit...
crowbit... crow rabbit.
I knew that tranch wouldn't respect my proof of purchase.
So, what about you, bozo?
By the laws of my kingdom,
I must honor the exchange of goods for legal tender,
but guess what...
I'm not leaving without Hambo.
So what are you gonna do about it?
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Marceline!
Yoink!
Hambo!
Oh, it's me, buddy.
How did you...
I took care of it. Let's bust out.
They got away with your... Hambo.
Huh, duh. I let them.
You what?
I made a trade for this.
Bing! Mmm!
Sentimental freshness!
Oh, the psychic resonance on Hambo
is nothing compared to this baby!
Whoo!
Listen, Maja. I am not your familiar anymore.
I want to be a dancer.
That's cool.
Then why don't you dance to this?
Aaaah!
Nice moves. Now you're the weenus!
Hey, don't go!
Aah!
I'm cooking up something big, crabbit.
This is my victory lap!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
- This party is so crazy! - Ripped By mstoll