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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the Dog ♪

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♪ and Finn the Human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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Ripped By mstoll

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"Sumo scootz!"

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Vroom! Vroom!

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Reee!

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Winner!

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Whoo!

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79th consecutive victory!

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In your face!

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You okay, buddy?

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Still bummed out
about Flame Princess?

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Hmm.

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I know what'll fix you up.

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Girls' night out,
boy style.

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First, we'll go
to the salon,

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get your hair did
and your nails all...

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Wait, no.

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First, we'll go
to the shops,

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get you a
brand-new hat.

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Then we'll...

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A burglermur!

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The Ice King?

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Grr!

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Ugh.

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Geez, you couldn't
wait two seconds?

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Ugh.

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Why are you stinking
up our house?

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Didn't you get my text?

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It said I'm staying
with you guys... oh.

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Didn't go through.

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Well, anyways,
I knew you wouldn't mind,

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since it's sort of your
fault I'm homeless, right?

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Right.

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'Cause you tricked your crazy ex
into melting my Ice Kingdom...

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Mm-hmm.

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with your lies
and secrets.

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Remember when
that happened?

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Dude, you can't stay here
if you're gonna stank it up

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with your bad vibes, man.

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Yeah, I'm just crashing here
while the penguins rebuild.

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I've given Gunter
temporary reign.

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Should be fine.

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Flame Princess
isn't crazy.

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You're blind, Finn.

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You're blind!

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Wait, she isn't here,
is she?

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No.

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Whew!

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She said she wanted
time to herself.

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Yeesh!

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Yeah.
Breakups are tough.

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Heh. Yeah, like remember how
you and I were married?

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Ugh!
It's so confusing!

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Hmm?

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I thought Finn was a
stand-up guy, you know?

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But he basically
betrayed me.

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Why do people
even have secrets?

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It's like that in
the Fire Kingdom, too.

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Everyone is all deceitful
and Shakespeare.

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But out here, it doesn't
seem any different.

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Why do I have to
feel like this?

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And what is
that noise?

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Gah!

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- Unh.
- Eee!

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Yeah, yeah.

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Just act like
I'm not here.

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Are you spying on me?

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What?

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No, of course not.

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I was observing
you for research.

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You're a threat,
Flame Princess.

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Your emotions are
directly linked

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to your combustion levels.

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But if I can create a scientific
model that describes your

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complete elemental matrix,

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I can isolate and suppress
your more volatile traits.

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So, if you do your research,
you'll know how to cut off my

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emotions so I won't
feel like this?

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Um, yeah.

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Basically.

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Then I'll help you.

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You will?

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Yes.

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I'll do whatever it takes.

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Once I press this button,
you'll be subjected

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to a battery of tests to
gauge your reflexes, stamina,

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and your reaction to
various emotional stimuli.

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This is going to help me
understand myself?

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There's a 40% chance we'll
be able to identify

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and isolate your chemical
components and, yes,

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understand you in a
very scientific way.

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Oh, that's good...
I guess.

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Initiate tests.

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Yah!

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Hello?

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Princess, we need you and your
ball blam burglerbur right away!

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Gunter has created a race of
strangling snow snakes or

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"Snow-a-constrictors!"

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Yahhhh!

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Okay, Cinnamon Bun,

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all you have to do is
write down the numbers

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that appear on this monitor.

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Can you do that one thing?

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Yes.

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Oh, one other thing.

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Do <i>not</i> open that door.

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So that's two things.

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Write down the numbers.

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Do not open that door.

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Got it?

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Yes, Princess.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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You look sad.

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Yeah.

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But mostly I'm confused.

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Me too.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Bubblegum is bad.

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She is?

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I don't know.

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Want to pet my dog?

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He lives at my house.

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What about the tests?

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I'm not good at tests.

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♪ La-de-da-de-da ♪

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His name is Jake,
but he's not the real Jake.

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Oh. My body is soft.

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We're friends.

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Yeah.

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I really get you.

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But sometimes friends
are hard to understand.

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Sometimes you think
you know them,

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but you find out they're
just playing mind games.

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Is the Princess
your friend?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, because why did she
lock you up in jail when you

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were a little baby?

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That was a weird
friend thing.

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The word! The word!

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What's the word?

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The word is your newborn baby
will have greater powers

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than you'll ever dream of!

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Uh...

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have my baby sent into the
wilderness of the outside world

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to perish.

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Okay!

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Ah!

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Oh.

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Hup.

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Ah!

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Aw.

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Ho ho!

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Wa-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

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Castle!

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What's this?

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A Princess?

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Must have wandered off.

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Flame King!

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What do you want,
Princess of the Gum World?

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I found your lost daughter.

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I-I don't remember
losing anything.

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Okay, you got me.

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I had her sent to
wander in the woods.

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I was in fear of
being usurped. Come on.

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That's your problem.

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But you can't just let
her run around the woods.

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She's too dangerous.

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Find some way to contain
her power or I will.

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Fine.

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Ugh!

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Is everybody in this
world hiding something?

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It's fun to hide.

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You're all right.

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Why can't everybody
be honest like you?

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Maybe I should just
go back where I belong.

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Wait!

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Do you mean baby jail?

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I don't know, man.

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Mm...

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Fighting Snow-a-constrictors
really helped take my mind

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off things.

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So, uh,
why am I here, again?

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Oh, I just wanted to
measure Flame Princess's

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reaction when confronted by
the guy who broke her heart.

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Hey, Cinnamon Bun, I'm...

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Cinnamon Bun!

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There's a note.

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"Gone to Fire Kingdom.
Please watch dog."

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Well, this is terrible.

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If Flame Princess
goes back there,

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her evil Dad will
lock her up again.

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And if she's imprisoned,

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I won't be able to
complete my tests

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and I'll have wasted
my precious time!

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We got to save her.

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Let's doogie!

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State your business here,
and be quick about it.

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Sorry.

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I'm on edge 'cause I'm worried
that Jerry here will find out

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I'm dating his sister.

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Listen, we need to get
into the castle right now.

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Yeah, but why?

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So I can go to
your mama's house!

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Now get out of my way.

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Doesn't your mom live
in a nursing home?

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Yeah.

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And in a different city.

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Come on, dude.

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You got to be honest here.

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Honest my fist!

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Come on, Princess.

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Oh, yeah!

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Gonna scramble you and
fry you up for brunch!

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I'm trying to act tough, but I
really wanted to be a chef.

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Man.

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Halt.

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What is your
business here?

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I need to get inside
to file my taxes.

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Also, I like using
the bathroom here.

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Also, I like to
crop dust the lobby.

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Pass, friend.

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All right.

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So, you want to get nasty?

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One time I blew a snot bubble
that broke off and floated away.

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Then it some lady's
baby in the face,

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and it started crying.

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And I really enjoy
the taste of envelopes.

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Uh, that's cool and all,
but you still haven't

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told us why you
want to get in.

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We need to see
the King?

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Well, why didn't
you just say so?

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Right this way, friends.

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Here you go.

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The new Flame King.

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Flame Princess?

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Finn?

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You're okay!

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Um, how's it going?

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Pretty good.

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Cinnamon Bun and I staged
a coup and overthrew my Dad.

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Oh, that's why
the guards were wigging out.

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That is the new way
in Fire Kingdom.

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Total honesty is the
law of the land.

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No secrets.

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Oh.

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Right. Can you believe this nonsense?

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Once I get out of here,
I'm gonna ground you for real.

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No snacks, no friends,
no popular music.

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You never let me have
any of those things!

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You were a selfish King
and a bad parent.

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But I did it
for you, honey.

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For you not to overthrow
me like you just did.

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You belong in that lamp!

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And if you don't
settle down,

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you'll have to answer
to Cinnamon Bun.

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Hi.

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Wow.

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She's even awesomer
than I remember.

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Take off that silly hat.

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We're going home.

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No. Look!

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Got a real dog now.

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Flame Princess, listen, I'm
really sorry I lied and

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hurt your feelings,
and I was a big, fat jerk.

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Finn, it's okay.

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It's in the past now.

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So, does that mean
we're still going out?

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No.

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I've realized my place
is here ruling these weak

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and vicious fire people.

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I see.

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But we're cool.

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You're welcome to come back and
hang out whenever you like

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if you promise me one thing.

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Anything.

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That you'll be completely
honest with me.

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Okay.

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I promise.

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I'm serious.

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Hmm.

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

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♪ And do so as we please ♪

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

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This party is so crazy!

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