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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the Dog ♪

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♪ and Finn the Human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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Ripped By mstoll

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Oh!

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Ha ha! I win!

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Oh. Hey, man.

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You and BMO play
finger spread quietly.

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I need to get
into the zone.

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I am ready to receive
instruction

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from the realm of
creation above me

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for the sandwich I am
about to conceive.

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I am open.

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Use me.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

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Rosemary, thyme.

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Sous-vide.

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Keep that at 135 degrees.

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All right,
now we're getting somewhere.

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Cream cheese...

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pickles from my boy Prismo...

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and some dill!

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Diced boiled eggs!

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Bird from the window!

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Yeah, baby,
now we're rolling!

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Whoo!

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Common cucumber!

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Sliced roma tomato.

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Sweet yellow onion, organic.

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Almost done.

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Tears for salt.

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Meat prepared sous-vide.

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Bacon.

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You're the most
important part.

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Lobster soul.

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It's amazing.

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Ohh-oh.

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This is the greatest
sandwich I've ever made.

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Is it glowing?

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You guys want some?

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It's cool, man.

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I know you want to
eat the whole thing,

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and I'm cool with that.

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Thank you.

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Magic Man!

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Magic Dog!

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I'll take some sandwich.

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You stay away from my woman...

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eh, my sandwich!

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Hmm, yeah, I <i>could</i> do that.

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Or...

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wait.

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Wait.

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Sandwiche!

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Mijo!

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Magic Man!

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My sandwich!

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That's a good-looking
sandwich.

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What are you gonna
do with it?

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Something gross?

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It's got my germs,
so it's mine now.

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N-o-o-o-o-o!

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Dead arms!

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Give it back,
you animal!

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Look, if you really
want your sandwich,

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you'll have to
solve my little riddle.

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Unh!

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When your face shows 7:20,
when green leaves turn brown,

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the only way
forward is down.

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Then you'll see,
the wetter, the better.

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That's not
even a riddle.

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It's word play,
at best!

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You try and come up with
something on the spot!

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It's hard!

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Aah!

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Now to savor the moment.

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It's just you and me, baby.

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What the...

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Jake, wait!

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What's he doin'
in there?

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Why did he freeze
himself with my sandwich?

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He's not frozen.

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He's super-slow-mozen,
motion.

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Look.

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Aw! That's gross!

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Well, let's go grab it
before he hits the ground,

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which is when I assume
he'll take a bite.

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Yeah, okay.

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Hmm.

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Feels like
cold spaghetti.

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Oh... hey, Jake.

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Hey, Finn.

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How... long... have...
we... been... in... here?

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I... don't... know.

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Retre-e-a-at!

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Whoa.

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How long were
we in there?

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Five hours.

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Five hours?

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He's halfway to
hittin' the ground!

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Which is when he'll bite
my sandwich, probably.

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Yes.

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BMO!

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I agree that is when he
will probably take a bite.

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You're not helping.

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Oh. You need help?

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I can help.

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Processing.

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Must be his new software.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

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Ding!

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I have the solution, Jake.

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What?

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BMO, are you serious?

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Yes, this plan will work.

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Yes!

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But we have to hurry.

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Yes!

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All right, BMO!

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Wait, wait, wait.

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BMO, are you just making
a skateboard video?

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No, Finn.

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This is the plan.

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Are you sure?

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Jake, you will have your
sandwich back before

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my board hits the ground.

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Okay, BMO.

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Yay, BMO!

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This is s-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

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I- I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

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He lied to me.

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Relax.

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I'm calling
Princess Bubblegum.

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It's ringing.

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Maybe I should
just make another one.

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Eh, okay.

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Let's do this.

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I can make another
awesome sandwich.

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Creation realm,
inspire me once again!

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Okay...

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Thanks again for coming,
Prubbles.

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Of course, Finn.

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Once you explained about
Jake's sandwich, I had to.

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So, how's it looking?

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I'm picking up
major levels here.

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Of magic?

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Molasses.

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Oh.

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He's using a molasses-based
supercovalent subatomic bond,

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slowing down anything
that enters its field,

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but only if the molasses
is at room temperature.

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Mm, this one.

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My molasses warmer will
get things moving.

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l- l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-I-I-I...

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Well, I'm out of ideas.

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Who are you calling?

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Marceline.

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The Vampire Queen?

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Oh.

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Maybe...

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Maybe it's just as good!

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Blaagh!

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It's terrible!

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Dang you, Magic Man.

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You took my one and only!

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See, I think
the molasses must be protected by

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some sort of chemical...

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Oh, hey, Jake.

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How are you holding up?

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Not too well.

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BMO looks cool though.

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l- l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-I-I-I...

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Don't be sad.

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Yeah, Marceline's
got a great plan.

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Yeah, man!

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What's your plan?

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Demon juice!

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R-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

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R-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...

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I- I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

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Hey, man.

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What are you doing?

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I'm lighting these candles
so I can move on with

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the grieving process.

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I made them with the leftover
bacon fat from my sand...

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I am not giving up.

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Let's see.

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Who should I call?

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Ice King? Shelby?

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Tree Trunks?

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Tree Trunks?

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No, man, don't call
Tree Trunks!

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What's she gonna do?

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Bake an apple pie?

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Don't you get it?

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It's over.

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It's over, and I've
never been so sad.

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And you know what?

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I got to deal with it.

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Jake, look!

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Hmm?

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What? But how?

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Because you've never
been this sad!

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That's what magic man meant
by your face showing 7:20,

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or as some people
call it, a sad face.

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What?

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Nobody calls
it th-a-a-a-a-at!

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Nope! No!

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Don't get judgmental.

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Stay sad.

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Right.

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Magic Man, I'm gonna
sock you in the head!

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Ha ha! Ha ha ha!

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Ha... ha... ha... ha... ha...

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Jake, every time you
get happy, you slow down!

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Stay sad, man!

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Make yourself sad!

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Uh... okay!

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J-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ake!

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It's okay, Lady.

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You got to let go.

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He's gone now.

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Let me take you
out for a coffee,

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get your mind off things.

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Hey, Lady,
I'm here for you.

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Don't you ever forget that.

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Hey, Mr. Cupcake,
you stay away... from... Lady!

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No, man!

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Stay sad!

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Make yourself sad!

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Uh...

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I... I love you, Jake.

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We should have
hung out more.

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What?

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Um, I love you too,
Mr. Cupcake.

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I didn't want to hang
because I thought Lady

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was into your muscles.

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And I thought if
we'd hung out,

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you'd sweet-talk her
and take her from me.

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What?

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I would never.

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I have got so much
respect for you.

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Dude, I have so much
respect for you.

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I try to be like you in
some aspects of my life.

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Look, if something were
to happen to me,

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and I wasn't here anymore,

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I'd want you to take care
of Lady and the kids.

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That means so much to me.

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I wish we had more
time together.

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Me... too!

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Yeah, Jake!

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The wetter, the better!

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Keep crying!

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I'm sorry, Mr. Cupcake!

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Unh!

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Oof!

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Hunh!

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Boardslide!

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Ah-haaaa!

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Yay!

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I got you, baby.

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Sandwich is so good!

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

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♪ And do so as we please ♪

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

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This party is so crazy!

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