1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,506 ♪ Adventure Time ♪ 3 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,775 ♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪ 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,647 ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪ 5 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:19,548 ♪ With Jake the Dog ♪ 6 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:20,950 ♪ and Finn the Human ♪ 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,420 ♪ The fun will never end ♪ 8 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:24,389 ♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Ripped By mstoll 10 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,638 Your butt is mine, Joshua! 11 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,239 What? My butt? 12 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:51,248 Weird. 13 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,443 Where are we? 14 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,009 This is my yoga room. 15 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,112 And this is your new home. 16 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,315 Downward, dog! 17 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,220 Ouch! 18 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,156 Welcome to revenge, Joshua. 19 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,456 You'll never see your loved ones again. 20 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,259 Everything you need for survival is booby-trapped. 21 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:07,930 Huh. 22 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,834 Now I'm gonna gank your blood the way you ganked mine! 23 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,507 Boo-yah! 24 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,013 How does it feel, dog? 25 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,515 How does it feel that I've juiced your body 26 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,744 and turned your blood into Man-dazzle? 27 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,582 Mm. Not that great. 28 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,417 I feel weird in my skin. 29 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,455 Wait. Is that it? 30 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,823 Yeah, but I could get used to this. 31 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,293 What? No! 32 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:37,795 You have to suffer! 33 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:38,728 Okay. 34 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,231 No "Okay"! 35 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,232 When I say something, 36 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,292 you're supposed to disagree, okay? 37 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:44,461 Okay. 38 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,307 You're causing tension in my neck and shoulders. 39 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:51,843 I'm gonna go stretch it out. 40 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:54,709 You stay here and suffer. 41 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,611 Okay. 42 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,181 Jake? 43 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,884 Drat. 44 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,082 Hmm. 45 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:05,181 Ah! 46 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:10,559 Hey, Lady. 47 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,791 Listen, your husband got abducted by Kee Oth the demon. 48 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,333 Jake? 49 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,230 Yeah, your hubby or... 50 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,734 boyfriend or whatever. 51 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,699 Yo, my Korean is not that good. 52 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:24,902 Can you just get over here? 53 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,208 We need to find a way to Kee Oth's dimension, Shipshiyo. 54 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,308 All right, that sounds affirmative. 55 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,579 See you soon. Bye. 56 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:49,659 ♪ Broke-up dimension, you're breaking my heart ♪ 57 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:52,933 ♪ I'm looking for a broke-up girl to break me apart ♪ 58 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,099 Just kidding. I got a girl! 59 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,903 Lady Rainicorn! Yeah! 60 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:00,241 Mm. That don't look right. 61 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,044 That's better. 62 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:03,846 Excuse me. 63 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,316 Hmm? 64 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:06,545 Down here. 65 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:07,449 Hi! 66 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,509 Oh, my fun! 67 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:09,680 I thought you was a rock! 68 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:10,814 I'm not a rock. 69 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:11,982 I'm a little buddy! 70 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,286 Can you get off me, please? 71 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,122 Whoops! Sorry. 72 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,253 It's okay. 73 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,227 Cool. 74 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,321 You want to be friends? 75 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,490 I'd like that! 76 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,500 I've never had a friend. 77 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,126 Whoa, seriously? 78 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,866 My species spends its first 12 years sleeping. 79 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,202 I just woke up today! 80 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,076 Hello? 81 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,675 I'm just gonna pretend you're sleeping. 82 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,578 Whoop! She's here. 83 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,850 I thought my body was hopping up and down, 84 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,653 but I was sitting still. 85 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,453 What is it, Lady? 86 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:56,765 What? 87 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,204 Uh... something "skip." 88 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:02,263 I don't know. 89 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,274 Just play it, BMO. 90 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,743 Jake? Finn? Jermaine? 91 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,143 Whoever is watching this? 92 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:08,202 Dad! 93 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,408 I just opened up an unexplored cavern deep in the 94 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,916 underground grasslands complex. 95 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,646 Please refer to my chart system, okay? 96 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,153 I'm in Cave 73H. 97 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:16,745 In case I am overtaken by an enemy, 98 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,017 I need you to retrieve my corpse. 99 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,254 Hey, Lady. 100 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,759 You asked me to make you a video... 101 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,496 BMO, skip! Skip! 102 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:25,895 saying JTD won't 103 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,023 change his doggie ways... 104 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,632 That should be good. 105 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,103 Okay, I love you, girl. 106 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,434 I hope you liked it. 107 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,531 Bye! 108 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,042 over here, you see? 109 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,703 The second half of the tablet, I believe. 110 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,542 Now, if I put this together with mine, 111 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,548 I should be able to create a portal to the demon 112 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,674 Kee Oth's dimension 113 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,412 and trap him in a circle of holy water. 114 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,851 Okay, here we go. 115 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,820 Perfect! Okay, let's see... 116 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,084 "Kee Oth zaple myrups pama" 117 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,355 Okay, this is scene one, take one of "Heat Signature 2." 118 00:04:58,431 --> 00:04:59,523 Ready? 119 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:00,657 Action! 120 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:04,294 Father, it's been a year since I was on the submarine, 121 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,463 but I still hear the screams. 122 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:07,870 I was forced to choose 123 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,467 the lives of my men or the entire planet! 124 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,068 What would you do? 125 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,408 Tell me, father! 126 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,742 I'm a mess, man! 127 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,180 Oh! 128 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,911 Wait, what do I say? 129 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,850 Mm, check, please! 130 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,818 No! 131 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,583 Hold on, BMO. 132 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,955 I feel like we need to watch more of this video for clues, 133 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,357 but you got to promise me that 134 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,453 I'm not gonna see any more weird Jake stuff. 135 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,206 Okay, high five. 136 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,935 Play it, BMO. 137 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,567 Mm, guess what, Lady. 138 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,635 This dirty dog needs a bath. 139 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,543 Whoo! 140 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:48,443 Aaaah! 141 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:49,344 Aaaah! 142 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,814 Aaaah! 143 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,111 This stinks! 144 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,015 What do you mean? 145 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,348 Come on, Joshua! 146 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,512 Back in the old days, 147 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,113 you would've been up here trying to take me apart! 148 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,283 Uh, what? 149 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,850 That's my Dad, Joshua, back in the old days. 150 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,589 I'm his son, dude. 151 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,028 Shoot. 152 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,827 Where is he? 153 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:07,831 He's dead, dude. 154 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,458 Don't make me get emotional about it. 155 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,196 Then why are you being such a wimp then? 156 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,295 Come on up here and beat on me like your Dad would. 157 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,897 Okay, that's weird. 158 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,168 What's weird? 159 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:17,539 You want to get beat up? 160 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,736 That's weird. 161 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,802 I'm not doing your weird biz. 162 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,780 You won't fight? 163 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:23,747 Nope. 164 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,746 Heh-heh. 165 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:27,649 What the... 166 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,187 Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 167 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,153 Oh, my gosh! 168 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:33,355 Hi. I'm Samantha. 169 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,553 I'm Jay T. T-The dog! 170 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:36,720 I'm... I'm Jake. 171 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,696 Only one can survive my pit! 172 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,926 This bozo tried stealing my blood, too! 173 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,798 So youse better duke it out and see who gets to live! 174 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,737 But I haven't seen a man-dog in years! 175 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:50,572 And now the universe has dropped one into my arms. 176 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,235 Whoa, Lady. No way. 177 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:53,835 This boy is got. 178 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,904 But fate has brought us together! 179 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,917 The stars have paired you with a goddess! 180 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:01,749 I like the way you talk, but you are crazy. 181 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,789 Kill or be killed, you two! 182 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:07,758 Yes, if I'm so crazy, then let's fight! 183 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,522 No, girl, we can bounce out of here. 184 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,460 My friend Finn will save us any second now. 185 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,726 I don't wait for rescue. 186 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,360 I conquer till I am conquered... 187 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,667 by love or by the hand of an adversary. 188 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,969 Well, I guess we're gonna have to fight then. 189 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,372 Yaah! 190 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,773 Okay, take your time. 191 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:34,115 I got to do my daily sun salutations. 192 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,146 Release me, Joshua! 193 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,521 I'll show you! 194 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:48,088 Blech! 195 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,362 Dude, your blood is harsh! 196 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,597 That's 'cause I been drinking so much holy water. 197 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,107 It's in my blood, sucker! 198 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,405 And naturally, I got to go to the bathroom like crazy. 199 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,843 Be right back! 200 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:03,313 If I can't suck you, I'll suck myself's blood. 201 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,378 Taste it, scrub! 202 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:12,682 Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 203 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,292 Man, I can't believe it. 204 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:16,658 I got to weewee again. 205 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,327 Would you like to rate this video? 206 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,594 No time, BMO. 207 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,965 Let's go find the cave from the video. 208 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,469 Maybe we'll find more clues there. 209 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:41,114 "Kee Oth zaple myrups pama mancakes." 210 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,549 Whoa. 211 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,024 Jake? 212 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:53,997 Yeesh. 213 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:54,930 Eh? 214 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:56,932 Jake? 215 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:57,833 Finn, yes! 216 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:58,768 Help me! 217 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,432 Jake! 218 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,202 This is not hugging! 219 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,300 It's fighting! 220 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,366 Fighting! 221 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,570 Jake, what do I do? 222 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,704 Should I kill him? 223 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,008 With what? 224 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,605 With this! 225 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,207 Demon blood! 226 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,274 That's right! 227 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,785 Demon blood beats demon! 228 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,788 Uh, that is not correct. 229 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,355 Oh, yeah! 230 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:21,688 Give me that blood, stupid! 231 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,723 Whoaaaaaaa! 232 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,632 Lady, don't break the circle of protection! 233 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:33,034 Aw, geez. 234 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,800 He's sucking my sword off its hilt! 235 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,539 Yeah! 236 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,442 Your circle can't stop my sucking! 237 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,606 Now I have your demon blood, as well! 238 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,206 Except it's not demon blood. 239 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,150 It's a frozen grape juice that was blessed by the priest. 240 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,583 Cold. 241 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,921 Bless this sword, Fodder! 242 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,893 Mm. Check, please! 243 00:09:58,164 --> 00:09:59,131 Mmm. Grapy. 244 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:00,563 Wait. 245 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,998 Aaaaaaaaaah! 246 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,361 My blood! 247 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,462 Whoo! 248 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,506 Coward! 249 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:08,540 Whoop! 250 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,438 Hey, hey! 251 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,600 Lady! 252 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,166 Let's go, bros! 253 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,508 Samantha, you can come, too, I guess. 254 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,571 Very well. 255 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,319 You've returned me to my world, 256 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,516 so I recant my oath to destroy you. 257 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:26,819 You made an oath? 258 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:27,859 Okay. 259 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,191 Let's fight again sometime. 260 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,492 Nah, I'll just stretch into a tree. 261 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,429 Hmm. 262 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,434 Took long enough for you to stretch out of that pit. 263 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,974 Psh! Please. Not even. 264 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,477 Uh, because Kee Oth was right there! 265 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:51,982 A-and there were traps. 266 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,985 I didn't have no blood this whole time, 267 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,452 so I'm totally out of it. 268 00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:58,487 Jake? 269 00:10:58,557 --> 00:10:59,387 Whew! Sorry. 270 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,516 I got a little light-headed. 271 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,160 I love you, too, Lady. 272 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,061 Yo, guys. 273 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,292 I still love Flame Princess. 274 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,924 Okay, big hug. 275 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,332 Hug! 276 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:17,232 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 277 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:21,876 ♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪ 278 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:25,906 ♪ We can wander through the forest ♪ 279 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:29,944 ♪ And do so as we please ♪ 280 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:33,924 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 281 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,427 ♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪ 282 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,499 This party is so crazy! 283 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:55,260 Ripped By mstoll 284 00:11:56,305 --> 00:12:56,486 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP