1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 2 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:14,471 ♪ Adventure Time ♪ 3 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,515 ♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪ 4 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,608 ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪ 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,744 ♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪ 6 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,378 ♪ The fun will never end ♪ 7 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:30,548 ♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll 8 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:45,210 Whew! 9 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:49,408 Ladies and gentlemen, I have invented time travel. 10 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,347 This phasical sphere is flooded 11 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,511 with info waves that scan every second, 12 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:57,078 logging every molecule that passes through its volume. 13 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,920 I made special gloves for it. 14 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,494 Now check it out! 15 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,893 It's logging time! 16 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,305 I'll set the clock back now. 17 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,349 Now I'll push the time-travel button. 18 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,678 Aah! 19 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,952 Eh, it's not really time travel, though. 20 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,458 You just, you know, moved their stuff around. 21 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,756 You didn't really manipulate time. 22 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,229 Ice King's done it better before with magic. 23 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,528 I enjoyed your presentation very much, Princess. 24 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,862 Thank you for inviting me. 25 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,529 No! For all intents and purposes, 26 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,768 they traveled back to an earlier point in their time. 27 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,436 Eh, I guess, but not really. 28 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,308 I mean, Ice King did it for real. 29 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,040 Guy pulled his fiancée out of time 30 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,174 from a thousand years ago using magic. 31 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,945 Hey, Time, where's my fiancée, am I right? 32 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,554 Jake, don't deny my science! 33 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,749 This is a time-travel machine. 34 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:06,086 Hyah! 35 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,787 Take me back to when my ex-boyfriend Brad loved me! 36 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,127 - LSP. - What? 37 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,632 LSP, that's not how it works. 38 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,635 It can only rearrange your molecules 39 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:19,297 into a previously logged formation, 40 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,067 and you need these gloves. 41 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,473 - Give them to me. - No. 42 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,841 You witch. Give them to me now! 43 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,574 No, I'm sorry, but you need to pull yourself... 44 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,138 You skunk! 45 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,683 - Hey! - You skunk! You skunk! 46 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,878 You pretty skunk! You don't know heartache, 47 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,853 with the whole Candy Kingdom in love 48 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,651 with your pretty Bubblegum buns! 49 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:38,952 Aah! 50 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:44,329 Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess, 51 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,194 I will avoid declaring war 52 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:50,464 on the entirety of Lumpy Space, ruled by your parents, 53 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,631 if you apologize to me immediately! 54 00:02:53,706 --> 00:03:04,776 I'm sorry-y-y-y-y-y. 55 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,183 I'm sorry you're so stupid. 56 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,016 Whoa! 57 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,316 Sheesh. 58 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:14,417 ♪ I'd love to get you ♪ 59 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:18,726 ♪ on a slow boat to China ♪ 60 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:22,564 ♪ All to myself ♪ 61 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,502 ♪ Alone ♪ 62 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,006 Everyone in here is a loser. 63 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,304 Nobody's as good as Brad. 64 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,607 Oh, Brad! Why can't I get over you? 65 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,114 Have you tried burning an effigy? 66 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,116 That's what they do in movies. 67 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:42,382 This isn't a movie, Charlie! It's real life! 68 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,558 Another cucumber water, your majesty? 69 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,158 What? 70 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,495 Oh, l-I'm sorry for staring, but, uh, I know you. 71 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,726 W-We used to... 72 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,133 Everyone knows me. I'm Lumpy Space Princess. 73 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:58,864 No, uh, from high school... 74 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,372 W-We were lab partners. I'm Johnnie. 75 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,931 "Ugly Johnnie"? 76 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,773 Y-Yeah, you used to call me that quite a bit. 77 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,210 Yeah. 78 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,214 But I can't call you that anymore. 79 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,910 Come on. Sit up straight. Let me see them eyes. 80 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,886 - Mm. - Do it. 81 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:16,387 Nope. 82 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,924 Can't call you that anymore. 83 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:26,689 So, what brings you to the Candy Kingdom, Johnnie? 84 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,358 Business, uh, actually. 85 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,369 I own my own company, bottling and distributing lumpy gas. 86 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,597 Mm-hmm. 87 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:35,368 And I'm up for a big contract, uh, here in the kingdom, 88 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:38,638 which could really help my business "take off," 89 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,235 so to speak. - That's so cool. 90 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,781 You're like your own boss or whatever. 91 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:44,248 To be honest, I'm a little nervous 92 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,978 about this meeting tomorrow. 93 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,110 Why, Johnnie? 94 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,211 I'm bad at talking to people. 95 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,519 That's because you have poor posture. 96 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,219 - Really? - You got to stop slouching. 97 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,159 Now look me in the eye! 98 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,526 Yeah, stay like that. 99 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,224 Boy, LSP. 100 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,733 You sure are making me feel good about myself. 101 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,133 You feeling good makes me feel good, Johnnie. 102 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:07,172 So, where are you staying while you're in town? 103 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,299 I'm subletting a friend's apartment. 104 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,774 Talk is cheap, Johnnie. 105 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,708 You should take me there. 106 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,551 That chair? 107 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,714 Oh, it used to be over there, but I moved it. 108 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:24,984 Johnnie, it's so nice. 109 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,685 You've really made it your own. 110 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:29,091 - Thanks. - Ooh! Records! 111 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,765 Okay, want to see something funny? 112 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,130 - Yeah. - Okay. 113 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:39,262 Okay. Sit down. 114 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,135 Okay, are you ready? 115 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,867 Yeah. 116 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,035 Okay! 117 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,711 It's his face, but on your body. 118 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,615 I know! That's the joke! 119 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,175 My friend Melissa and I came up with that. 120 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:55,982 You're smart that you get it. 121 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,784 Boy, when this evening started, 122 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,791 I was feeling so dump trucks, 123 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,327 but now it's like a hundred forklifts! 124 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,260 I feel the same way, Johnnie. 125 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,321 Do you feel this couch? 126 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,661 What? 127 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,599 'Cause it's where you're gonna sleep! 128 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,833 Seriously, it's getting late, 129 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:18,775 and I don't want you walking home, so I insist. 130 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:21,143 I'll be in the other room, sleeping peacefully... 131 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,841 and dreaming about you. 132 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:24,780 Johnnie! 133 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,376 Thank you for everything. 134 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:28,886 Johnnie. 135 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,149 Go to bed already. 136 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,054 You have a big day tomorrow. 137 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,319 Good night. 138 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,723 Rise and shine! 139 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,100 I hope you like pancakes, 'cause I got... 140 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,502 oh. 141 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,700 I guess she'll be the one who got away. 142 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,404 Looking for someone? 143 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:55,038 - You're still here! - 'Course I am. 144 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,446 Now make me some breakfast. 145 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,348 Okay, Johnnie, good luck at your meeting, 146 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,751 and remember, I'll be right over there 147 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,288 sending you good vibes 148 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,550 while you're wowing Princess Bubblegum. 149 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:07,650 Sending you good vibes. 150 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,026 Yo. Why are you so confident, man? 151 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,157 Aren't you nervous to meet the Princess? 152 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,566 Nope. My GF Is back at my place, sending me good vibes. 153 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,973 Johnnie's friend has so many movie channels. 154 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,305 Ha-ha! That movie was so dumb. 155 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,970 Oh, poop! Johnnie's meeting! 156 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,479 Wonder how it went. 157 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:29,879 Johnnie! 158 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,849 Oh, Johnnie, you're home! 159 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,510 How'd it go? 160 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,281 Oh, don't keep me in suspense, Johnnie! 161 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,288 I did it, babe! I landed the sale! 162 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:39,290 Johnnie, that's wonderful! 163 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,950 And I couldn't have done it without you. 164 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,426 I know! 165 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,224 And here's the best part... 166 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,992 she wants me back at the castle tonight 167 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:49,330 to go over the contracts during a royal dinner. 168 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,699 Oh, my glob! 169 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,171 It's gonna be so nice to have dinner inside the castle. 170 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,231 It's been awhile. - Oh. No. 171 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,573 L-It's a business meeting, not social... 172 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,511 just me and the Princess, I'm afraid. 173 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,606 - What? - LSP? 174 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:07,414 So, Bubblegum thinks she can horn in on my territory, 175 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,479 sip from my soup after I cut all the onions? 176 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,615 Yo, think again, tranch. 177 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,887 Who... who are you talking to? 178 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,895 So, how are you enjoying your time 179 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,726 in the Candy Kingdom? 180 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,197 Oh, it's just great. 181 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,461 I met this amazing purple girl at the Candy Tavern. 182 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,628 That's wonderful, Johnnie. Now, tell me... 183 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,468 Oh, Johnnie. "Ugly Johnnie." 184 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,804 Through my tender love, you have metamorphed 185 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,174 into beautiful Johnnie butterfly. 186 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:36,143 Every relationship, I gamble with my heart. 187 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:40,379 I go all-in because the payoff is true love. 188 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,320 I see you when I close my eyes. 189 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:46,654 And thinking of you makes my mind feel light. 190 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:50,526 All my problems fade away, and I can't help smiling. 191 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,833 To let someone you love go into the arms of another 192 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,871 takes a big person. 193 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,533 I don't know if I can be that big. 194 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,313 Aah. Aah. 195 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,082 We're under attack! 196 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,415 Can I help? 197 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,479 No, hide yourself beneath the tablecloth. 198 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,821 There's cyanide-laced gum under the table. 199 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,986 Chew it if you hear raiders break down the door. 200 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,029 Okay. 201 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:27,991 Hi, Johnnie. 202 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,535 What are you doing here? 203 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,468 I'm going to time-travel you back 204 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,233 to when we first met at the tavern, 205 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,468 back to when you loved me, 206 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,703 so we can have a second chance. 207 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:39,767 What? 208 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:42,781 Aah! 209 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,253 Manfried, where are the banana guards? 210 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,382 Take a chill pill, Princess. I handled it. 211 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,892 What did you handle? 212 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,725 You know. Someone drove their car in the door, 213 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,424 but no one was driving, 214 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:02,194 and it exploded, so I handled it. 215 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,429 Mm. 216 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,199 Don't chew it, don't chew it, don't chew it! 217 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:14,572 ♪ I'd love to get you... ♪ 218 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,205 Johnnie? 219 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,614 Come on. Sit up straight. 220 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,015 Let me see them eyes. 221 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,812 - Uh... - He's not here. 222 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:23,980 What? 223 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,387 But I sent him back. 224 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,517 The sphere would've had to log his molecules 225 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,357 before you engaged the time-travel function. 226 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,397 Well, then where is he? 227 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,796 I don't know. 228 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,570 Then if he's gone, can you send me back 229 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,970 to before I met him 230 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,600 so I won't have to remember this heartache? 231 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,906 If that's what you want. 232 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,809 Do it. Do it! 233 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,084 You witch! Give me them to... what? 234 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,450 What? Where are we? 235 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,352 You asked me to use this. 236 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,822 Don't touch me! 237 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,518 You pretty skunk! 238 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,993 You don't know heartache, with the whole Candy Kingdom 239 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:06,429 in love with your Bubblegum buns! 240 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,800 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 241 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:21,677 ♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪ 242 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:25,274 ♪ We can wander through the forest ♪ 243 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:29,754 ♪ And do so as we please ♪ 244 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:33,553 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 245 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,493 ♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪ 246 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:47,528 This party is so crazy! Ripped By mstoll 247 00:11:48,305 --> 00:12:48,249 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP