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♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll
Whew!
Ladies and gentlemen, I have invented time travel.
This phasical sphere is flooded
with info waves that scan every second,
logging every molecule that passes through its volume.
I made special gloves for it.
Now check it out!
It's logging time!
I'll set the clock back now.
Now I'll push the time-travel button.
Aah!
Eh, it's not really time travel, though.
You just, you know, moved their stuff around.
You didn't really manipulate time.
Ice King's done it better before with magic.
I enjoyed your presentation very much, Princess.
Thank you for inviting me.
No! For all intents and purposes,
they traveled back to an earlier point in their time.
Eh, I guess, but not really.
I mean, Ice King did it for real.
Guy pulled his fiancée out of time
from a thousand years ago using magic.
Hey, Time, where's my fiancée, am I right?
Jake, don't deny my science!
This is a time-travel machine.
Hyah!
Take me back to when my ex-boyfriend Brad loved me!
- LSP. - What?
LSP, that's not how it works.
It can only rearrange your molecules
into a previously logged formation,
and you need these gloves.
- Give them to me. - No.
You witch. Give them to me now!
No, I'm sorry, but you need to pull yourself...
You skunk!
- Hey! - You skunk! You skunk!
You pretty skunk! You don't know heartache,
with the whole Candy Kingdom in love
with your pretty Bubblegum buns!
Aah!
Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess,
I will avoid declaring war
on the entirety of Lumpy Space, ruled by your parents,
if you apologize to me immediately!
I'm sorry-y-y-y-y-y.
I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Whoa!
Sheesh.
♪ I'd love to get you ♪
♪ on a slow boat to China ♪
♪ All to myself ♪
♪ Alone ♪
Everyone in here is a loser.
Nobody's as good as Brad.
Oh, Brad! Why can't I get over you?
Have you tried burning an effigy?
That's what they do in movies.
This isn't a movie, Charlie! It's real life!
Another cucumber water, your majesty?
What?
Oh, l-I'm sorry for staring, but, uh, I know you.
W-We used to...
Everyone knows me. I'm Lumpy Space Princess.
No, uh, from high school...
W-We were lab partners. I'm Johnnie.
"Ugly Johnnie"?
Y-Yeah, you used to call me that quite a bit.
Yeah.
But I can't call you that anymore.
Come on. Sit up straight. Let me see them eyes.
- Mm. - Do it.
Nope.
Can't call you that anymore.
So, what brings you to the Candy Kingdom, Johnnie?
Business, uh, actually.
I own my own company, bottling and distributing lumpy gas.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm up for a big contract, uh, here in the kingdom,
which could really help my business "take off,"
so to speak. - That's so cool.
You're like your own boss or whatever.
To be honest, I'm a little nervous
about this meeting tomorrow.
Why, Johnnie?
I'm bad at talking to people.
That's because you have poor posture.
- Really? - You got to stop slouching.
Now look me in the eye!
Yeah, stay like that.
Boy, LSP.
You sure are making me feel good about myself.
You feeling good makes me feel good, Johnnie.
So, where are you staying while you're in town?
I'm subletting a friend's apartment.
Talk is cheap, Johnnie.
You should take me there.
That chair?
Oh, it used to be over there, but I moved it.
Johnnie, it's so nice.
You've really made it your own.
- Thanks. - Ooh! Records!
Okay, want to see something funny?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Okay. Sit down.
Okay, are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay!
It's his face, but on your body.
I know! That's the joke!
My friend Melissa and I came up with that.
You're smart that you get it.
Boy, when this evening started,
I was feeling so dump trucks,
but now it's like a hundred forklifts!
I feel the same way, Johnnie.
Do you feel this couch?
What?
'Cause it's where you're gonna sleep!
Seriously, it's getting late,
and I don't want you walking home, so I insist.
I'll be in the other room, sleeping peacefully...
and dreaming about you.
Johnnie!
Thank you for everything.
Johnnie.
Go to bed already.
You have a big day tomorrow.
Good night.
Rise and shine!
I hope you like pancakes, 'cause I got...
oh.
I guess she'll be the one who got away.
Looking for someone?
- You're still here! - 'Course I am.
Now make me some breakfast.
Okay, Johnnie, good luck at your meeting,
and remember, I'll be right over there
sending you good vibes
while you're wowing Princess Bubblegum.
Sending you good vibes.
Yo. Why are you so confident, man?
Aren't you nervous to meet the Princess?
Nope. My GF Is back at my place, sending me good vibes.
Johnnie's friend has so many movie channels.
Ha-ha! That movie was so dumb.
Oh, poop! Johnnie's meeting!
Wonder how it went.
Johnnie!
Oh, Johnnie, you're home!
How'd it go?
Oh, don't keep me in suspense, Johnnie!
I did it, babe! I landed the sale!
Johnnie, that's wonderful!
And I couldn't have done it without you.
I know!
And here's the best part...
she wants me back at the castle tonight
to go over the contracts during a royal dinner.
Oh, my glob!
It's gonna be so nice to have dinner inside the castle.
It's been awhile. - Oh. No.
L-It's a business meeting, not social...
just me and the Princess, I'm afraid.
- What? - LSP?
So, Bubblegum thinks she can horn in on my territory,
sip from my soup after I cut all the onions?
Yo, think again, tranch.
Who... who are you talking to?
So, how are you enjoying your time
in the Candy Kingdom?
Oh, it's just great.
I met this amazing purple girl at the Candy Tavern.
That's wonderful, Johnnie. Now, tell me...
Oh, Johnnie. "Ugly Johnnie."
Through my tender love, you have metamorphed
into beautiful Johnnie butterfly.
Every relationship, I gamble with my heart.
I go all-in because the payoff is true love.
I see you when I close my eyes.
And thinking of you makes my mind feel light.
All my problems fade away, and I can't help smiling.
To let someone you love go into the arms of another
takes a big person.
I don't know if I can be that big.
Aah. Aah.
We're under attack!
Can I help?
No, hide yourself beneath the tablecloth.
There's cyanide-laced gum under the table.
Chew it if you hear raiders break down the door.
Okay.
Hi, Johnnie.
What are you doing here?
I'm going to time-travel you back
to when we first met at the tavern,
back to when you loved me,
so we can have a second chance.
What?
Aah!
Manfried, where are the banana guards?
Take a chill pill, Princess. I handled it.
What did you handle?
You know. Someone drove their car in the door,
but no one was driving,
and it exploded, so I handled it.
Mm.
Don't chew it, don't chew it, don't chew it!
♪ I'd love to get you... ♪
Johnnie?
Come on. Sit up straight.
Let me see them eyes.
- Uh... - He's not here.
What?
But I sent him back.
The sphere would've had to log his molecules
before you engaged the time-travel function.
Well, then where is he?
I don't know.
Then if he's gone, can you send me back
to before I met him
so I won't have to remember this heartache?
If that's what you want.
Do it. Do it!
You witch! Give me them to... what?
What? Where are we?
You asked me to use this.
Don't touch me!
You pretty skunk!
You don't know heartache, with the whole Candy Kingdom
in love with your Bubblegum buns!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy! Ripped By mstoll
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