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(mouse squeaks)
(penguins chirp) (screeches)

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♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your
friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪

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♪ With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human ♪

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♪ the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! ♪

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Ugh. Huh? Wha?
Where am I?

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Gunther?
(owl hooting) (crickets chirping)

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Gunther? I don't think
this is Gunther. (humming)

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- It's me, Ice King.
- Lumpy Space Princess?

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- Yeah.
- And you're doing this because you like me?

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No. Ice King, listen. I'm gonna
give you the straight dope.

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- Okay. - You're weird and old,
and you kidnap princesses.

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- I know.
- But I asked you here tonight,

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because I want to know
what you think of this.

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"The prince who wanted everything,
a Fionna and Cake adventure?"

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- Hey, why isn't my name on there?
- I want you to read it because

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you're their dad. Please be their
dad right now and bring them to life!

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(sighs) Okay. Might as well,
at least until the cops show up.

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(clears throat) "Once upon a time, there
was a most handsome prince, the future

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- king of Lumpy Space, Lumpy Space Prince."
- Where do you want these

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- gold-plated sandwiches, your highness?
- By the window!

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No! That's not how I sound!
Read it in a better voice!

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Okay, okay. Sheesh! (english accent)
By the window, for from the window

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shall I shower the poor with
presents, as is my altruistic nature.

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(laughs) Eat! Eat, my children!
(zoom!)

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(zoom!) (zip! thud!)
Aah!

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- Son! Come here at once!
- But all was not perfect

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for this philanthropic prince of the people.
His parents were slobbering monsters who

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didn't care that he was a beautiful prince.
They wanted him to be a monster, too.

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Why aren't you working on
your monster exercises?

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- I don't want to be a monster.
- Eat these worms!

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- No!
- You will eat them!

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- I won't eat them.
- Sharpen your teeth!

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- No!
- Eat these worms!

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Eat those worms and
sharpen those teeth!

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No, no, no! I've told you hundreds of
times that I don't want to be a monster!

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And there is nothing you
can do about it! (gasps)

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(sparkle!)
Aah! Aah!

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(insects buzzing)
Oh! Stop it! Aah! (gasping)

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(coughs)
Ugh! Where am I? (gasps)

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(birds chirping)
Who's there? Reveal yourself!

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Hmm. Citizens of this realm, I am
the one and only heir to the throne

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of the Lumpy Space Kingdom. I mean, I
used to be. I rebelled against my parents,

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and now I'm a refugee.
What's that? You wish to help me?

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I'm touched! Fetch me some clothes and
I'll pay you handsomely by petting you.

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First, I need freaky clothes!
Cool freaky, not monster freaky.

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Oh, yes, and something to read, as
well, something mind-blowing. Oh, wait!

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I also need servants. Recruit
some locals. They won't mind.

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(munch!) (hisses)
Hmm. Not bad.

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Well done, my child. Next!
"Massenpsychologie und ich-analyse."

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- That does sound mind-blowing.
- Hiya. Hiya!

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(whoosh!)
Aha! (ting!)

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Cake, I'll save the captives.
You take care of those animals.

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Yaaah! (animals gasp, shriek) Ha!
Dance, you puppets! (squirrel squeaks)

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Ha! Ha! (ting!)
Hiya!

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- You're free to go, people!
- Whoo!

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- Hey, those were my servants.
- Hmm?

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What an innocent face. It shines
as if you have done no wrong.

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- Do you like my freaky clothes?
- I don't care about your clothes.

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Hey, you're not supposed
to read it like that.

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- Say it in a nicer way!
- I, uh... "I don't..."

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- ... care about your clothes.
- You don't? (helmet clinks)

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Finally, someone who's not impressed with my
noble looks, but admires what's inside of me.

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- Hmm? (crunches)
- Is this really happening?

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Your clothes are so raggedy and soiled,
and yet you use them as a napkin.

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You care not about your personal
appearance, nor hygiene.

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Dress me in the fashion of this peasant.
(animal squeaking) (fabric tearing)

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I have much to learn
from you, Fionna the human.

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- How'd he know your name?
- Unh!

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- Judo chop! Hiya! Hiya!
- Hmm, your movements are so free.

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My parents only want me to fly
like a proper monster, stiff and rigid,

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with a sharp-toothed scowl permanently
in place. But now I see a new way to move.

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Dance with me.
(romantic music plays) (sparkle!)

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- Y'all seeing those big, floaty faces?
- Pretty.

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(gasps)
No! Release! (sighs)

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- Ugh! What just happened?
- You were under my handsome

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spell for a moment. We can never marry,
you know. I can only be with someone who's

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my equal in every way, a person so much
like me that she doesn't even exist.

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I don't care, as long as we can
hang out. Anyone want a sandwich?

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Oh, I'll have one.
(creak! creak!) (thud!)

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(gasps)
So rustic, so humble. Delightful!

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(baby coos) (plate clinks)

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Wait. Where are your baby tables?
(munching) What?

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(gulps) You don't dip your
foods in gold before eating?

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Who eats gold?
(both munching) (nibbles)

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Great glob! What is this?
So charming, so quaint,

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so self-reliant! Omh!
(munching)

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(sparkle! drip!) For years, I've thought
only of the needs of my people,

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but what about me? What do I need? This
poorly made sandwich has enlightened me!

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♪ How pleasant to be
living in the present... ♪

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(whoosh!) * A peasant eating
crud instead of pheasant... ♪

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♪ Just like this cat and
dirty adolescent... to feed! ♪

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♪ That's all I need... I'm fab and
fit and fine and firm and able... ♪

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♪ No longer need
a baby for a table... ♪

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♪ Can't pin me down
with any kind of label... ♪

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♪ I'm freed! I'm freed! ♪

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♪ That's all I need! (bird chirps)
That's all I need... ♪

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♪ I also need this cup. Don't bother
getting up. Farewell to fancy friends ♪

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♪ and party platters! (glasses clink)
I'm happy now, and that ♪

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♪ is all that matters!
So take my lead! ♪

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♪ And heed my creed... That's all
you need! That's all you need! ♪

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What I want is to be like you,
Fionna the peasant!

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- And I'll need you as my pet, Cake the cat.
- Yeah, whatever. (thunder rumbling)

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- Huh? (grunts)
- Son!

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Flee, noble Fionna,
for it is my stupid parents.

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- And they're fatter than ever!
- Silence!

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Aah! I'm just being honest. Huh?

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Come on, you beautiful dandy. Only your
pierced spirit can defeat your evil family.

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(ting!) And this sword.
(both growl)

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- (hawks) Whoo!
- You're right, Fionna.

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- This is my destiny. I do have the power.
- Aah!

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- Huh? Fionna!
- You must obey!

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- Ugh! My heart!
- Submit, young one. Become a true monster.

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- No. It isn't right.
- Silence!

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Ugh! Aah! (whoosh!) (explosion)
Oh, Fionna, this is the end for me.

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(gasps)
But at least I made you proud.

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- Didn't I?
- I don't care. (gasps)

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My glob, Fionna. You've been
telling me the answer all along.

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The only way to defeat parental
disapproval is not caring about anything.

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♪ I don't care! ♪

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- Aah! Aah!
- I don't care!

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lsp!
(hum! zap!) (ding!)

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- (laughs) Cake's helping!
- (microphone squeals) I don't care!

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(loud humming)
Thank you, son.

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You've freed us from adult
mediocrity and fatuousness.

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I don't care!
(sparkle!)

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(microphone thuds) Fionna, Cake,
both of you, buy me dinner.

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Yes, your hotness.

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"... and then Lumpy Space Prince
became so real that he could actually

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break through into this
plane of existence..." Whoa!

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"... and meet his one true love, Lumpy
Space Princess. It was really happening.

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The secret portal began to
shake and tremble." (both gasp)

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(rustling)
"The countdown began. 10, 9, 8...

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7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."
(rustling continues) (hisses)

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Aah!
(hisses)