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Aaaaaaaah!

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Hold on, Sweet Pig Trunks!

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We're comin'!

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There, there, Sweet P.

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It was just a dream.

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Just a dream.

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That's my brave
little boy.

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Now you better
get dressed.

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Today's your
first day of school!

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Now eat up.

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Yum!

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That's fuel you're gonna
need later to soak up all

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the education.

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Yes, Dad!

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Okay.
There's your lunch.

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And an apple
for the teacher.

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Aww...

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Golly, it's awful nice of

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y'all to take Sweet P to
school on his first day.

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Our plezh, T.T.

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Yeah, first day of
school can be real tough.

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We wouldn't want
Sweet P freakin' out

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or awakening any latent
evil spirits within himself.

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Well, we're gonna
miss you, son.

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You think still
he's secretly evil,

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that he's still
all Lichy in there?

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Mm, not sure.

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I don't know, Finn.

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He just seems
so... sweet.

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Mm.

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Bye!

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Bye!

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So far, so good.

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Fat squirrel in trub!

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Aah!

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Oh, no!

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Wait, Finn!

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Let's just see how
this plays out.

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D'awww.

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Mm.

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All right.

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Welp, see ya later,
Sweet P.

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Bye!

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Bye, Teddy-Man.

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Hey, baby man!

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Did your grandma
knit your clothes?

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Yeah!
And she's my mom!

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Why you laughin', baby man?

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You're not even
a real kid!

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Huh?

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You're nothin' but a big,
weird baby man!

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Baby man!

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Let's see what
we got here.

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Hello, there!

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Intimidated by
those bullies, eh?

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Uh... yeah.

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What's your name, kid?

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Sweet P.

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I'm the one
true King of Ooo.

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This is my attorney,
Toronto.

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Sweet P, there are all kinds
of education, you know.

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No.

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Yes, sir, all kinds,
such as ... dancing.

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You could blow off
this podunk school

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and get a proper
dance education.

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Then you could come back and
really show those mean kids

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and make your
parents proud!

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Hey, King of Ooo!

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Yes, Toronto?

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You are a certified
dance instructor, right?

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Show the kid the
dance you do.

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No, that dance is too
tough for an amateur.

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Aw, come on.

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You got to
show the kid.

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It's awesome!

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Yeah, I know it's awesome,

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but I really don't
think the kid is ready.

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Ready?

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I don't think he's tough
enough to be ready.

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I'm tough enough to be ready!

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See?
The kid is tough...

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and ready.

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Please!

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Ah! I do see it!

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Eeeee!

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You've got a good eye,
and you are a good dog.

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Watch this, kid.

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Ah!

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Mm-hmm.

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Why, we got us
a prodigy here.

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You're ready for
advanced classes.

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Hey, you mugs!

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Want to see some
world-class dancing?

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Just turn around!

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Ah, leave me alone!

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Leave me alone, too!

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I'm turning around.

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Teeth!

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Ha! You did great!

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You should come
back tomorrow, kid —

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for more dancin' lessons!

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Have a gold star.

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Show that to
your parents, kid.

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They'll love it!

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But...

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don't tell 'em
where you got it,

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or you'll
ruin the surprise.

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Just think of how proud
they'll be at your big, uh...

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End-of-the-Year recital!

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You understand?

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Of course Sweet P understands!

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He's a good boy.

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A good boy!

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So, how was school?

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Yes, how'd you do?

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A gold star!

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I'm gonna put this where
we can see it every day.

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Thumbs up.

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Thumbs up.

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Come on! Thumbs up!

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Thumbs up.

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Thumbs up.

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Thumbs up.

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Well, this is our place.

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We'd invite you in, but...

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the place is a mess.

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He's right.

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We're filthy.

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Listen,
we all need a break.

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Go on home, kid,
and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Mm.

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Sweet P,
we're going on a date.

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You're smart and educated enough
to stay at home all by yourself.

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The proof is
on the fridge.

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Mama and papa will be so
surprised if the refrigerator

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is all covered with
stars when they get back.

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One more star
should do it.

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I need to find
King of Ooo and

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Toronto to get me
that last star.

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I don't know, K.O.

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They've gone rancid.

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Horse feathers.

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A lick of gold paint
is all it needs.

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Just a couple more
garbage stars, eh, Toronto?

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Mo' stars means mo' dosh.

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Soon we'll have enough
scratch to fund my big comeback.

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This kid is great at
helping us rob people!

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And best of all,
he doesn't know a thing.

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Because if he did...

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We'd have to take care of him!

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What was that?

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Sweet P?

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What did you hear?

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What does it matter?

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None of it was good.

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We got to take
care of him.

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Aaaaah!

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I shouldn't have
said that out loud.

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Morn! Dad!

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Hey. Kid!

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Toronto and I talked it over,

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and we decided we're not
going to "take care" of you.

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We're gonna burn
down your orchard.

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Noooooo!

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Yep.

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We're gonna
burn it down.

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Unless...

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Unless?

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You leave home and your
loving parents and come dance

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with us forever.

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Forever.

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Nooo!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Come on, Sweet P!

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The people love you!

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They do?

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Well, mostly they
love to laugh at you.

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I mean look at yourself.

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You're a — a —
a big weird baby man!

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Baby man, baby man...

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Baby man, baby man, baby man, baby man!

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Stop.

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I have learned much from you.

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Thank you,
my teachers.

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And now for your...
education.

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Before there was time...

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Before there was anything...

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There was nothing.

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And before there
was nothing...

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There were monsters.

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Here's your gold star.

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Mr. King of Ooo?

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Uh-ba-ba-ba-ba.

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Huh?

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Monster!

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Aaaaaaah!

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Just a dream.

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Mornin', son.

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Good morning, Sweet P.

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Surprise!

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Oh!

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My, my, where did you
get all this bling?

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Uh... my teachers.

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Wow!

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How nice of
those teachers.

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Mm-hmm!

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Hey, baby man.

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Guess who we are.

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Huh?

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<i>This party is so crazy!</i>

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