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Aaaaaaaah!
Hold on, Sweet Pig Trunks!
We're comin'!
There, there, Sweet P.
It was just a dream.
Just a dream.
That's my brave little boy.
Now you better get dressed.
Today's your first day of school!
Now eat up.
Yum!
That's fuel you're gonna need later to soak up all
the education.
Yes, Dad!
Okay. There's your lunch.
And an apple for the teacher.
Aww...
Golly, it's awful nice of
y'all to take Sweet P to school on his first day.
Our plezh, T.T.
Yeah, first day of school can be real tough.
We wouldn't want Sweet P freakin' out
or awakening any latent evil spirits within himself.
Well, we're gonna miss you, son.
You think still he's secretly evil,
that he's still all Lichy in there?
Mm, not sure.
I don't know, Finn.
He just seems so... sweet.
Mm.
Bye!
So far, so good.
Fat squirrel in trub!
Aah!
Oh, no!
Wait, Finn!
Let's just see how this plays out.
D'awww.
Mm.
All right.
Welp, see ya later, Sweet P.
Bye!
Bye, Teddy-Man.
Hey, baby man!
Did your grandma knit your clothes?
Yeah! And she's my mom!
Why you laughin', baby man?
You're not even a real kid!
Huh?
You're nothin' but a big, weird baby man!
Baby man!
Let's see what we got here.
Hello, there!
Intimidated by those bullies, eh?
Uh... yeah.
What's your name, kid?
Sweet P.
I'm the one true King of Ooo.
This is my attorney, Toronto.
Sweet P, there are all kinds of education, you know.
No.
Yes, sir, all kinds, such as ... dancing.
You could blow off this podunk school
and get a proper dance education.
Then you could come back and really show those mean kids
and make your parents proud!
Hey, King of Ooo!
Yes, Toronto?
You are a certified dance instructor, right?
Show the kid the dance you do.
No, that dance is too tough for an amateur.
Aw, come on.
You got to show the kid.
It's awesome!
Yeah, I know it's awesome,
but I really don't think the kid is ready.
Ready?
I don't think he's tough enough to be ready.
I'm tough enough to be ready!
See? The kid is tough...
and ready.
Please!
Ah! I do see it!
Eeeee!
You've got a good eye, and you are a good dog.
Watch this, kid.
Ah!
Mm-hmm.
Why, we got us a prodigy here.
You're ready for advanced classes.
Hey, you mugs!
Want to see some world-class dancing?
Just turn around!
Ah, leave me alone!
Leave me alone, too!
I'm turning around.
Teeth!
Ha! You did great!
You should come back tomorrow, kid —
for more dancin' lessons!
Have a gold star.
Show that to your parents, kid.
They'll love it!
But...
don't tell 'em where you got it,
or you'll ruin the surprise.
Just think of how proud they'll be at your big, uh...
End-of-the-Year recital!
You understand?
Of course Sweet P understands!
He's a good boy.
A good boy!
So, how was school?
Yes, how'd you do?
A gold star!
I'm gonna put this where we can see it every day.
Thumbs up.
Come on! Thumbs up!
Thumbs up.
Well, this is our place.
We'd invite you in, but...
the place is a mess.
He's right.
We're filthy.
Listen, we all need a break.
Go on home, kid, and we'll see you tomorrow.
Mm.
Sweet P, we're going on a date.
You're smart and educated enough to stay at home all by yourself.
The proof is on the fridge.
Mama and papa will be so surprised if the refrigerator
is all covered with stars when they get back.
One more star should do it.
I need to find King of Ooo and
Toronto to get me that last star.
I don't know, K.O.
They've gone rancid.
Horse feathers.
A lick of gold paint is all it needs.
Just a couple more garbage stars, eh, Toronto?
Mo' stars means mo' dosh.
Soon we'll have enough scratch to fund my big comeback.
This kid is great at helping us rob people!
And best of all, he doesn't know a thing.
Because if he did...
We'd have to take care of him!
What was that?
Sweet P?
What did you hear?
What does it matter?
None of it was good.
We got to take care of him.
Aaaaah!
I shouldn't have said that out loud.
Morn! Dad!
Hey. Kid!
Toronto and I talked it over,
and we decided we're not going to "take care" of you.
We're gonna burn down your orchard.
Noooooo!
Yep.
We're gonna burn it down.
Unless...
Unless?
You leave home and your loving parents and come dance
with us forever.
Forever.
Nooo!
No, no, no, no, no!
Come on, Sweet P!
The people love you!
They do?
Well, mostly they love to laugh at you.
I mean look at yourself.
You're a — a — a big weird baby man!
Baby man, baby man...
Baby man, baby man, baby man, baby man!
Stop.
I have learned much from you.
Thank you, my teachers.
And now for your... education.
Before there was time...
Before there was anything...
There was nothing.
And before there was nothing...
There were monsters.
Here's your gold star.
Mr. King of Ooo?
Uh-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Huh?
Monster!
Aaaaaaah!
Just a dream.
Mornin', son.
Good morning, Sweet P.
Surprise!
Oh!
My, my, where did you get all this bling?
Uh... my teachers.
Wow!
How nice of those teachers.
Mm-hmm!
Hey, baby man.
Guess who we are.
Huh?
This party is so crazy!
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