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Aw.
Don't worry about him.
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It's good to be passionate
about your hobbies.
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Yo, TV!
4
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Get me a chocolate bar!
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Okay.
6
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Attaboy!
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Ah!
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Hello, young man!
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Oh!
10
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Psych.
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Delicious chocolate bridge...
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Ugh!
13
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Yeech! Huh?
14
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"This diary belongs to B.P.
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Private property.
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If you're still reading this,
you're a bad person."
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Uh...
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statue of limitations.
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Dear diary.
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Wow.
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I sound like a real cornball.
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Oh, well.
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Dear diary!
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Morn is going to love you.
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She's always
ragging about me
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spending too much time
with my nose in books.
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I wonder what I'm
going to write in you.
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What kind of
person will I be
29
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when I get to
your last page?
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Will I have
my braces off?
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Will I have written a song
that doesn't totally suck?
32
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Will I have
met a cool guy?
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I can barely
look at dudes
34
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without breaking
out into hives.
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Just another day
in teenage purgatory.
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The School Caf.
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Sloppy Joes again.
38
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Boys I did not talk to today —
Brownieguy...
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Are they trying to kill us?
40
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Stayed in and
tried to cut my bangs.
41
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“Ruffles, Bryan,
Pennycandy guy...
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Morn says it looks like I got in
a fight with a snapping turtle.
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Taffi and Mochi are the
coolest girls at school.
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When I think about them,
my skin feels sparkly.
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They don't
even know I exist.
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Why would they?
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I'm a nobody.
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Less than nobody.
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I'm a pimple on the butt of a —
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Geez, B.P.
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Prone to dramatics much?
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The Fire Kingdom
has officially frozen over.
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Justin Rockcandy asked
me to the semi-formal!
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Oh, my glob.
55
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Justin.
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Justin is taking me
to the Fructose Fair.
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Justin wants to go
on the roller coaster.
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Kissing is fun and easy.
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If I don't think about the
bacteria in spit teeming, multiplying.
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Diary,
can you keep a secret?
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Justin! Justin!
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Hive of bees in my head,
get out!
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Mother, I'm not going
to tell you again!
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Lies, lies, lies!
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Diary, it's my birthday
tomorrow,
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but I don't feel
like celebrating.
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I feel like screaming.
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Justin wants to meet
at Lovetree Point.
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Says he wants to
give me a present.
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I should tell him...
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I need to tell him...
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I will tell him!
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Tell him what?
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Aaaaaah!
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Not hungs.
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Heading out for a bit.
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There you go!
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Just needed a lil' push
from the old man.
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I gotta get into
the mind of this kid.
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Role-play.
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Rip! Rip!
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Sploosh!
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My secret is safe at the
bottom of this disgusting moat.
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Oh, oh, B.P.!
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What have you done?
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I'm sick of the lies!
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Sick, sick, sick!
88
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Babe! Um...
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I said I'm sorry?
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You don't know me!
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Nobody knows me!
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Leave me alone!
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I hate Sloppy Joes!
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Aaaaaah!
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Yuck.
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What?
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Taffi?
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Mochi!
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Hey, Moch'.
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Is that the new
"Nosy Nellies" bootleg 7-inch?
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Taffi, Mochi, down here!
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I ordered it from this
dude in Lumpy Space.
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Is it insane?
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- It's almost too insane.
- Wicked.
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Hiya. B.P.!
What's up?
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Justin?
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Guilty as charged.
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You psyched for your birthday,
birthday girl?
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Don't forget
about our little
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"Rendez-vous"
at Lovetree Point, huh?
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I can't wait for
you to see your prezzie.
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You're gonna
be there, right?
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Please say yes.
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Please! Please! Please!
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- Please! Please!
- Aaaaaah!
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Barn! Barn! Barn!
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Lady, you're
really off your game!
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I never win at canasta!
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You said you wanted the kid
to spend more time outside.
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Barn —
he's outside.
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He's loving it!
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If it'll make you
feel better, then yes.
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But I'm sure he's fine.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, son?
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- Morn?
- Uh, close enough.
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Get out of my room!
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TV, what is that?
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Private property.
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Gimme the book.
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Nooooo!
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A diary, huh?
Juicy.
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00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,556
And now you've become
dangerously obsessed with it
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and have confused your reality
with that of the diary keeper.
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You always were a little too
susceptible to fantasy.
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Ooh' ripped Pages!
Mystery!
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And look how the handwriting
changes right before the rip.
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The e's are all crabbed.
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That's weird, right?
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Super weird, son.
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She was obviously
emotionally distraught.
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Maybe she was so stressed,
she broke out in hives,
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and they covered
her whole body.
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So they rushed
her to the hospital.
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She was thinking
"Oh, man, I'm so young,"
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and how life is so unfair,
and that this was the end.
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But it wasn't the end.
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She had pulled through...
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except her hand had been
replaced with a crab hand!
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Which negatively
affected her handwriting.
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Yeah!
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And, and, while I recovered,
I refused all visitors.
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Wait. You refused?
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Especially Justin.
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How could he love a girl
with a crab hand?
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I mean...
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that is definitely not normal.
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Justin sent me flowers
every day for a week.
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Then every other day.
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Then they stopped
coming all together.
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On my birthday,
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I decided I was going to
keep my promise to meet Justin,
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crab hand or no crab hand.
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But when I got
to Lovetree Point,
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Justin was already there...
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making outwith my BFFs
Taffi and Mochi!
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00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,177
He did not!
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00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,509
Well,
that's one theory, anyway.
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00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,139
Am I unlovable?
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00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,141
Hey, did you say
Lovetree Point?
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That's where the kids used to
go smoochin' back in the day.
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This diary must
be pretty old.
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00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,227
We should go
check it out.
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Ugh.
This place is a dump.
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00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,526
Why do they call
this Lovetree Point?
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'Cause of that
tree over there.
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Yeah, it's
pretty heavy-handed.
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On page 42, it says
Justin hid a present
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somewhere around here.
180
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Maybe it's in the tree.
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Hey, good thinking.
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Bingo!
183
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,180
It's so beautiful.
184
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Yeah.
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B.P. would have loved this.
186
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,348
Justin must have been too
devastated to reclaim it.
187
00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,980
Maybe he thinks she'll
come back for it one day.
188
00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,687
We've got to
find her, Dad!
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She never knew how much
she meant to him.
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00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,403
To all of us!
191
00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,616
Y'know, son, I bet I know
where this music box is from.
192
00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,497
Maybe they can
give us a clue.
193
00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,205
Oh, yes, yes,
this is one of mine,
194
00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,837
from my
"Dancing Cat" period.
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00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,088
Do you remember
who bought it?
196
00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,637
Oh, goodness,
it feels like a lifetime ago.
197
00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,341
I must have made hundreds
of boxes since then,
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each marrying sound and
motion to tell a unique story,
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the Dance of the
Cosmos in miniature.
200
00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:36,641
Okay.
201
00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:37,817
Well, we gotta go.
202
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,485
A young man bought this!
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00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,357
Justin!
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00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,404
Was he handsome?
205
00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,947
Oh, very.
206
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,525
Who was it meant for?
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00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,200
A girl. Betsy.
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00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,245
She ran away.
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00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,698
Went wild, cut herself
off from the world,
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hid away in a cave,
never to be seen again.
211
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,331
Whoa!
212
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,833
But, Dad, there are probably
hundreds of caves in —
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00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,415
It's the one at the fork in
the road to Butterscotch Lake!
214
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,212
The box said she does weird
stuff to bodies up there.
215
00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,463
That's it!
216
00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,975
Why do you think
Betsy ran away, Dad?
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00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,268
Hard to say.
218
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,311
Some people can't
face their troubles.
219
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,516
But, TV, hiding
away won't solve anything.
220
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,896
Look!
221
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,522
Teachable moment.
222
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,481
Betsy?
223
00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,155
Betsy?
224
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,990
Aaaaah!
225
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,870
Betsy.
226
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,539
Oh, my glob.
227
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,037
We're too late!
228
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,744
She was too good
for this cruel world.
229
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:38,669
It's a model.
230
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,587
Huh?
231
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,754
It's plastic.
232
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,877
"Heeyyy."
233
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,087
Hey, look at this!
234
00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,592
A letter.
235
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,173
Maybe we
shouldn't read this.
236
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,257
Yes, we should.
237
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,854
Dear Justin,
I'm not sure you'll ever read this letter.
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00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,728
Maybe I'm writing this
more for myself anyway.
239
00:09:58,807 --> 00:09:59,774
You know when
you're little
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00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,227
and the future feels
really far away?
241
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,983
You don't know
what it looks like.
242
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,815
You just hope you'll have
stuff figured out by then.
243
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,572
You'll know exactly
how to act and feel.
244
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,824
You'll have conquered
all your fears.
245
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,531
And you'll never feel dumb
or uncomfortable.
246
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,742
You don't think about how
you'll actually get there.
247
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,294
The middle parts,
between now and then...
248
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,212
the middle parts suck!
249
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,790
Which is why I split,
I guess...
250
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,342
Okay, so riding out your
teen years in a cave is
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00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,634
pretty dramatic.
252
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,384
But do you know how much
reading you get done in a cave?
253
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,886
I even figured out
a cure for my crab hand!
254
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,594
Oh, Justin,
I hope you're not too upset,
255
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,395
and I hope you didn't
spend too much money
256
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,017
on that birthday present.
257
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,350
It wouldn't have worked
out between us anyway.
258
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,854
You're kind of clingy.
259
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,403
Sincerely,
Nurse Betsy Poundcake.
260
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,775
Nurse Poundcake!
261
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,778
I've got the injection,
Doctor.
262
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,825
I'm not gonna
make it, man! Gah!
263
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,493
You will live.
264
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,992
Way to take control of the
situation, nurse.
265
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,994
Save it for the Post-Op, Doc.
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00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:57,915
Wow.
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00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,743
B.P. is Nurse Poundcake.
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00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,952
She turned out fine.
269
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,958
But what about
the ripped pages?
270
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,789
Oh, I saw them
in the cabin.
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00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,217
It was just a lot of
mean stuff about Justin.
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00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,011
Hey, that guy must
be pretty sad, huh?
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00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,383
Hey, you wanna
go find him?
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00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,763
No.
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00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,410
This party is so crazy!