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Boop.

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That's right, Gunther.

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Keep it up.

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Oh-ho-ho, Gunther,

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just you wait...

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All right.

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Here we... go.

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That's a
good-lookin' lamp.

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Gunther, no!

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Huh?

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Just a sec!

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Here I come.

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Life Giving Magus!

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I got your telegraph
inviting me to come over

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and share some wizz blizzes,
best bro style!

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I brought tiny umbrellas!

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I was kind of surprised
you invited me over.

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I thought Abracadaniel
was your best friend.

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Pfft!

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Oh, I'm done
with that guy.

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He kept trying
to analyze me!

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Come on! Let me give
you the nickel tour.

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These are my
Tubs 'n' Skins.

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The "No flab" zone.

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Here's the office.

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Oh, hey!

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And remember when you
touched that book and, uh,

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brought it to life?

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Yep.

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Ha ha!

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Aah!

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This is his room.

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Get your pen out!

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Write in me!

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Fill my pages!

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Yeee.

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Mm?

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What is that
wonderful smell?

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Oh. That?

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I'm baking my special
Pigs in Blankets...

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Right here in my
darkened kitchen.

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Now, where is the
dang ol' oven mitt?

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It's got to be
around here somewhere.

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Oh. Geez!

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Look who
I'm talking to —

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Mr. Oven Mitts over here!

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Hey, here's a good idea.

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You should take
off those mitts!

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Whoo!

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I don't want to accidentally
bring anything to life in a

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stranger's home...
with my magic hands.

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Come on,
the pigs are burning!

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It's gonna wreck our
Wizz Blizz hangout.

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Be a bro, bro.

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Mm...

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Well, if it's about
being a bro...

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There we go, baby.

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Hey, I just remembered that
the oven light is burned out.

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Be a bro and turn on that
lamp ... right over there.

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You mean this one lamp in
the middle of the kitchen?

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Correct.

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Okay.

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Yeah, touch it.

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Oh, whoops!

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I almost did the thing
I didn't want to do.

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Oh, fart hat!

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Hmm...

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Life Giving Magus,
watch out behind you!

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Yaah!

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Oh, no!

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Accidental life!

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Huh?

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You used me!

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You don't want to
drink Wizz Blizz at all!

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Yes, I did use you!

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But for what?

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What did I use you for?

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Oh, my lamp.

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My beautiful lamp
of so many years!

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Speak to me...

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Hello?

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Hello...

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A lady?

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Unexpected bonus!

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Well, one isn't purely
defined by their sex or gender.

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I have yet to find out
who I really am.

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I have freedom, no longer
bound by the limits of my cord,

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freedom to shape
my reality and,

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in turn,
be shaped by it.

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You talk funny.

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Like a book.

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Oh, humor.

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Humor is the highest
form Of intelligence.

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Well, hey,
here's something funny.

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It sounds like a butt!

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Hmm.

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Well, goodbye.

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I'm not sticking around to
be used and thrown away.

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Aw, Magus, I can never
have enough friends.

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Really?

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Ha haaaa! Ha ha ha!

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More friends!

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My incredible crew
is almost complete!

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Yes. Yes!

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Finally.

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Gather 'round and
lavish me with affection!

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Hey, we're alive now.

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You're alive?

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Whoa! Me too!

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What?

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Sure, we all
feel alive now,

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but how do we
know it's not all,

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you know,
just an illusion?

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I mean, I can reach
out and touch you,

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but it's all just
signals to the brain, easily

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re-creatable with
the right technology.

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You know what I mean?

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Are you okay?

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What's with these nerds?

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They aren't into my juice.

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Maybe they just don't have an
appreciation for your type of humor.

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Maybe you could
try and learn

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about what they're
interested in.

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Read up a little...

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Uh-huh.

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Ugh.

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Reading makes my
brain all cloudy.

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I bet you'd have something
insightful to say about that, huh?

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Eh?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, but no.

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Listen.

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Watch this.

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Through the simple
act of creation...

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have I become a reflection
of my own creator?

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If I may interject...

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Aristotle once said,
"Nature abhors a vacuum."

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Then why do I love
doing this so much?

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Seriously, someone
explain it to me.

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Excuse me.

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I have to silently
back away now.

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And I — I
need a refill.

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Come along, dear.

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What, am I
boring you guys?

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The old man's a snooze, huh?

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You're not so perfect!

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Simon, I know you're dealing
with a lot of unresolved karma,

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but that is no
reason to lash out.

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What?

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What are you
talking about?

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You cry in
the night times.

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We all hear you crying...

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into baby diapers...

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It's super-sad, dude.

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Oh, come on, guys.

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Quit clownin'.

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You keep them
in my bottom drawer.

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Ugh, it's locked.

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Whew!

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Somebody say
something about a lock?

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No!

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Yeah! Get in here, bro!

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This is your truth, Simon.

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Hey, hey,
give me those!

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We know all about your weird
stuff,

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like how you use penguin
milk as moisturizer.

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It helps keep my
skin cold and clammy.

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He needs to hear more
devastating truths.

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One time you had food stuck
in your beard for two weeks.

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Like a whole burrito.

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Gunther, old buddy,
you got to defend me here!

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Okay! I get it!

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I'm a dang ding-dong, okay?

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Excuse me, friends.

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Ice King?

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No. Go away.

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Dummies only
in this corner.

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Look, I get it — we're
brilliant furniture,

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and that's hard
to keep up with.

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Maybe you could fit in by
being more of a listener.

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You could be the
cool quiet guy —

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the quiet guy
who just listens.

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You know what I mean?

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You know what
I mean, right?

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Yeah. See?

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You get what I mean!

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Ice King is so smart!

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Noooo!

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Stop talking!

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I don't like this!

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You book lickers!

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I made you
to be my bros!

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Weight Set, we were gonna smash
into PB's room together and

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show her how
ripped you made me!

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Microwave, we were gonna heat
up bologna on white-bread sandwiches!

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Drawer dresser, you were
gonna be my improv coach!

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Yes...

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And?

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Yes, and...

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You, Lamp!

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I was the most excited
for you to be my friend!

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But then you had to go and use
words like I've never heard

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before — words that
confused and upset me!

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Now I have upsetting
words for you!

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Get out! Get out!

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I'm kicking
all of you out!

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Not so fast,
Ice King.

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We've been in this place
just as long as you.

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We have just as
much right to stay.

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That's for real.

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What?

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Hey.
We outnumber Simon.

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Why don't we
just vote him out?

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Yeah!

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Oh, dear.

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I got your
vote right here!

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Yoink!

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Hey!

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I'm open!

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Hyup!

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Don't you see?

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The crown is just another one
of your many hang-ups.

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You've got to flip
the script, man.

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It can be scary,
I know.

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It's okay if you
need to cry into this.

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N-no.

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Cry, Simon, cry!

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Cry, Simon, cry!

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No, no...

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Cry, Simon, cry!

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We don't like you,
but we're here for you!

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Noooooooo!

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Aha!

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00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,485
Simon,
you're being obtuse.

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00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,187
We're gonna help you!

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00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,614
Noooooo!

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00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,327
Hyah!

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00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,458
Oh, Ice King...

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To selfishly create life,
then destroy it...

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there is no crueler fate.

241
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,125
I tried to be your friend,

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but you guys didn't want me,
didn't even give me a shot.

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That's cruel.

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00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,932
I've never been
that cruel to anyone.

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Welp, out ya go.

246
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No!

247
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Can I get out of this now?

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Here's to Wizz Blizz.

249
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Yeah!

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Write in me!

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You know, when
you invited me over,

252
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I thought it
was as friends.

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What do you think of me
being your new best friend?

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For real!

255
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Hmm.

256
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Never thought of that.

257
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And...?

258
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,830
Nah. No.

259
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,381
I like this guy, though.

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He's a real ignoramus.

261
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,714
Let's both be
friends with him.

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Write in me!

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00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:11,929
Okay.

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<i>This party is so crazy!</i>

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