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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go
to very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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There! Right there.
Do you see?

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Uh, yeah.

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It's a small... thing?

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Hey, do you have
any bigger chairs?

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- Stools.
- Huh?

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They're stools,
not chairs.

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Well, can I have
a bigger stool?

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Jake!
Stop interrupting!

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Sorry.

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Enhance!

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- Huh? Hey!
- Whoa, whoa, hey!

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- Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Looks like a mushroom.

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Is someone throwing mushrooms?

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Yes, very good!

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It is a mushroom,
or a toadstool.

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That's why
you're sitting on stools.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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See? You guys
got to trust me, okay?

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I picked those stools
for a reason.

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Trust my process.

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You can get up now.

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My legs.

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No.
Nobody's throwing mushrooms.

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I believe they're flying
on their own.

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That's where you two come in.

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Okay, the flying mushroom
came from that direction,

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so I want you two to head
that way until you find one...

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A big one.

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And I want you to capture it
and bring it back.

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- Why?
- Huh?

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- Why?
- Trust my process.

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Okay, but why, though?

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Yeah, we're curious.

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I want to ride it around
instead of walking.

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I think people
will respect me more.

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Hey! Hey, you,
what's your name?

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I'm Dirt Beer Guy.

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What would you think
if you saw me

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on a giant,
flying mushroom?

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Boy, that'd really be somethin'.

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See? Don't fail
on this one, boys.

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Don't you dare fail me.

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Actually, I'm kind of glad

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we're walking
in this direction.

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We never walk
in this direction.

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Hey, how long do you think

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capturing
a flying mushroom takes?

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Well, we got
to find one first.

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Yeah, that too.
How long?

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Hmm.

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An hour to capture, and
if we don't find one by dinner,

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we'll tell KOO to send out
a banana guard patrol.

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Tell who?

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KOO.

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- King of Ooo?
- Yeah.

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Did you notice

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he was wearing
Princess Bubblegum's clothes?

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Yeah, that was sort of cool,
but, you know,

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PB just left her kingdom
to him and all her stuff,

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so what's that about?

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Hmm.

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I smell mushrooms.

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Yeah, good job, Jake!

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Check it out... big enough
for KOO's tiny heinie.

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Yeah. The only thing, though,
is it's not flying.

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Hmm. Yeah.

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I guess we can just sit here
and wait for it to fly?

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♪ I know
you are looking for a sea ♪

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- You hear that?
- Yeah.

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♪ That lies beyond your reach ♪

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It's pretty.

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♪ But I'm hoping my heart
can stop you ♪

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You want to go check it out?

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Mm, yeah.

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♪ I know you have places to go,
I know that you want the sea ♪

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♪ but I'm hoping my heart
will grow ♪

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♪ and that you'll come back
to me ♪

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Oh, geez.

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Looks like some sort of
old glob ritual.

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We should sneak away.

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We don't want to disturb.

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- Finn?
- Canyon?

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- Canyon?
- Jake!

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Finn?
I mean, Canyon?

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Billy's ex!
How are ya?

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Sorry we interrupted
your sacred ritual.

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Oh, no, I was just
procrastinating.

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What are you guys doing?

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We're on an official mission
for the princess.

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- Nothing!
- Cool! That's really cool.

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What are you doing, Canyon?

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Oh, I'm using
this dowsing rod

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to find my family's
lost sacred spring.

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- Cool!
- Whoa!

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You guys want to help?

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- Uh...
- Yeah!

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Wait, Jake, what about...

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Dude, have you ever taken a sip
from a sacred spring?

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It's the boo boo best.

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Plus, you know
I've always wanted to learn

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how to use a dowsing rod.

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Mm, okay.

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All right!

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There you go.

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Just hold it
like you would a butterfly.

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- You got it?
- Yeah.

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Whoa.
It's going nuts!

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It works!

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Finn? Jake?
You boys there?

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Uh, hey, what's up, KOO?

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- What?
- I mean, King of Ooo.

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What's up?
Princess King of Ooo.

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What's up?

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Just checking in
on your progress.

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Have you found a flying mushroom
big enough to sit on?

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Have you captured it?

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- Uh...
- Uh...

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- Uh...
- Uh...

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- Uh...
- Uh...

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- Uh...
- Uh...

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Psst! Jake!

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What's going on?

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Who's that saying "psst"?

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Oh, look at that!

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Yes. That's right.

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Finn!
Tame that wild beast.

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I don't want it
bucking me off now. Yes.

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See you soon, boys.

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That was dope!

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That's who's running
the Candy Kingdom now?

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What a tool.

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- Mm.
- What's the matter, dude?

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I don't know, man.
We're disobeying royal orders.

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Is that bad, maybe?

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KOO probs will forget about
this whole mushroom thing

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in a day or two.

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And if you don't
like your job,

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it might be time
to find a new one.

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Hmm.

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Huh?

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Whoa! What the...

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It's some kind
of mega-mush.

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Ha! Cool!

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Mega-mush!
Mega-mush! Mega-mush!

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Whoa.
Calm down, buddy.

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This is a fake mush.
See?

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Whoop!

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Whoa!

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In here!

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What the donk, man?

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Hmm. Those looked like
spore-dispersing blasts.

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I'd say
a bunch of mushrooms

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joined into a next-level
flying super-organism.

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They're gonna rule
the school.

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I'm just guessing, though,

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but it sounds plausible,
right?

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What you think
it tastes like?

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Tra-a-a-apped.

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Maybe we can wait
him out.

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Hey, yeah!
Maybe it's already gone!

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Boop!

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Looks like the co...

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Yeah, no,
he's still out there.

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I'm gonna go out there
and talk to it.

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Maybe it can be reasoned with.

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This could just be
a big mush-understanding.

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Hey, buddy.

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Whoa, whoa.
Times! I call times!

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We're sorry about earlier.
We goofed up.

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There's no way
our fake mushroom

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could come close
to your level of... beauty.

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It's true.
You're stunning.

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Oh, glob, no!

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U-uh...
I mean...

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I am an excellent source

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of vitamin B,
copper, and zinc!

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Uh, congrats?

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Yeek!

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Hey, now!

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That was poor sportsmans...
Whoa!

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Mid-joke?
You monster.

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If you combine me with yeast
and ferment me,

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I'll form a healthy tea
called kombucha.

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The health benefi...
Aah!

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Yah!

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- Shing!
- Hyup!

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Mushroom chop!
Whoa! Ugh!

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The health benefits
of kombucha

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have not been confirmed
by scientific research.

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We're learning a lot
about mushrooms today.

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Ugh.
They're in my sinuses.

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Yoink.

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In fact, drinking kombucha
has been linked in rare cases

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to serious side effects.

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Ugh.

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That was dumb.

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Canyon, your dowsing rod!

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Dude.
The sacred spring.

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Mushrooms are gentle.

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To clean me, wipe me
with a damp paper towel.

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Whoa!

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Hyaaaahhh!

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Yahhhhh!

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Canyon, you're so cool.

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My chromophores
can be used

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to dye wool
and other natural...

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Farewell, mega-mush.

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May we meet again
in your next incarnation.

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Cute.

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This was fun, Canyon.

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Yep.

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I found the sacred spring,

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and we exterminated
the flying mushroom infestation.

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Mission complete.

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Yeah.
Oh. Hmm.

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That wasn't actually
our mission.

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All right,
boys, let's see it.

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Fair Princess of Ooo,

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we were unable to procure
a flying mushroom,

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so instead, may we present
an advanced mushroom pizza!

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It's not as you ordered,
my liege...

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But this pizza can probably fly
if you believe hard enough.

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Ooh!
A delightful pizza-ah!

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Well, then,
you two are... fired!

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- What?
- Whaaaaat?

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You have defied the order
of your princess.

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Henceforth, you are banished
from my royal guard.

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We don't even like you...

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Hup-hup-hup.
Spare me your groveling.

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You're fired.
Shoo, shoo.

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Ooh!

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Hmm.

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Hmmmm.

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Yeeees!

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I can feel it working!

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Banana guards!

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Hup, hup, hup, hup.

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- Give me a push!
- Yahhhh!

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I'm flyyyy...

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Eeeh. Wha...

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Uh.
Uh, uh...?

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Mama?

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♪ Mama said
there'd be days like this ♪

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♪ There'd be days like this,
mama said ♪

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♪ Mama said, mama said ♪

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♪ Mama said
there'd be days like this ♪

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♪ There'd be days like this,
my mama said ♪

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♪ Mama said, mama said ♪

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