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♪ "Adventure Time" ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's "Adventure Time" ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME ♪
Season 07 Episode 05
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♪♪
Episode Title: "Foot Ball"
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Football,
you don't mean that.
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I do, BMO.
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I don't say things
I don't mean.
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You look very smart
and very handsome today.
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Oh, Football,
thank you.
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I love you
so much.
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I love you,
BMO.
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Ring ring.
Hello?
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Football?
This is BMO.
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Oh, hello, BMO.
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What a wonderful surprise.
What's up?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just wanted to say
that I love you.
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I love you, too.
Goodbye. Click.
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Can I
tell you a secret?
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Of course, BMO.
You can tell me anything.
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I love you.
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Oh!
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Now you tell me a secret,
Football.
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I wish I could spend
just one day
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on the other side
of the mirror.
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Well, let's switch places
for the day.
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Oh, BMO,
you'd do that for me?
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Yes, Football.
Because I love you.
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Oh, BMO.
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Oh!
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Oh!
Ah. Ha. Ha!
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See you back here tomorrow,
Football.
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Oh! Oh!
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Ah!
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Whoo.
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Hello.
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My name
is Football.
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And you are Carlos,
my best friend since college.
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Carlos.
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Okay, let's not leave it so long
next time, Carlos.
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Hmm?
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Jake,
get out of my fruit, man!
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You're cute,
but you're dirty.
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Ohhhhh.
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Ooh. Ah.
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What are you doing on the floor,
you bad baby?
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Yes. Shh. Yes.
I understand.
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Oh, baby,
don't turn around.
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But Finn is sat
right over there.
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Hello,
my name is Football.
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Very nice to meet you,
Football.
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How'd you get the name Football,
Football?
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BMO gave it to me.
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Is BMO
your little papa?
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Uh, so where do you live,
Football?
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- The mirror.
- Oh, yeah?
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What's it like there?
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Cold.
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Empty.
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It's... Lonely.
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Weird.
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Very weird.
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Hello?
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Football, are you okay?
It's weird in here.
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I'm not going back,
BMO.
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Come closer, Football.
I can't hear you.
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I'm not going back,
BMO.
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I'm staying
on this side...
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Forever.
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Football. Football!
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No! No!
Football, nOoooo!
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Mmmyah! Yes!
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Send another g-fruit
to the slaughter, Jake!
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You got it.
Myah!
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Family meeting!
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Hmm? Hmm?
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What's up b...
Ooh!
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Sorry, man.
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Did somebody say,
"family meeting?"
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What's up, BMO?
No, I'm not BMO.
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I'm Football.
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Oh, yeah.
Hi, Football.
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Yes. Hello.
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I'm here,
and I am Football.
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And I will always
be Football.
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Because BMO told me
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to tell you
that he has gone away forever.
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BMO.
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"Take my place, Football,"
is what he said.
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It was such a hard decision
for him to make.
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He says for you guys
to treat her...
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I mean, me...
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as nice as you treated him,
BMO.
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We all need to stay strong,
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so the best thing everyone
can do is forget about him.
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Remember, if you guys miss BMO,
I miss him more.
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That's great, BMO.
Football.
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Oh, right...
Football.
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Hey, Football.
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Grapefruit
for your troubles?
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Uh...
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Oh boy!
Thanks!
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- Life is great!
- Yeah?
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You sure you're doing okay,
little pal?
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Mm.
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Listen, b...
Football.
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You seem like
you might be feeling, uh,
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a little donked up in your head
or your heart or both.
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And that's okay.
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Everybody feels some type of
soul nausea like that sometimes.
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- Football.
- BMO?
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I know how to follow you,
Football.
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How did you get
in the spoon?
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I figured it out!
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I'm going to get you,
Football!
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Did all that
make sense?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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I'm going to get you,
Football!
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Aah!
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Ha!
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Ha-ha!
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This is the way
it has to be... Mo.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Football! Football!
Football! Football!
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Football.
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Hup.
I'm sorry, BMO.
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Football.
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Don't do it!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
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Aah!
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BMO, what is going on
in here?
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BMO?
Aaaaaah!
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BMO! Aaaaaah!
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- BMO, why!
- Aaaah!
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Huh?
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- Ow.
- Aaah!
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Football?
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Football,
I know it's you.
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We are both walking backwards
holding shillelaghs.
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Football?
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Yah!
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Uh...
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I'm gonna get you,
Football!
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Aaah!
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Ah!
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All right, hand over
the shillelagh, BMO.
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No! No! No!
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Hey, Jake, BMO went all hog wild
in the bathroom.
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Gross!
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Not like that.
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Ohhh.
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Why you got to be
so destructive today, BMO?
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Are you doing robot puberty
or something?
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Jake!
Jake, help me!
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Jake!
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All right, Football,
you know what time it is.
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Sooner or later, you're going to
slip on some spaghetti,
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and I will be waiting
on that shiny floor
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to drag you
into your worst nightmare.
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BMO,
you've seen where I live.
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You know why
I don't want to go back.
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But we made
a deal,
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and where I come from...
A factory...
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Breaking deals means
you have to go to the dirt hole.
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That's where you are going,
Football,
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if you don't switch places
with me.
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No!
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You're going to the dirt hole,
Football.
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Dirt hole!
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No!
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I'm going
where you will never find me.
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Oh, Football!
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Football! BMO?
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BMO,
what the heck?
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I am Football!
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And I am safe
up here!
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Come on, man,
we're worried about you.
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Come back inside.
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No, no,
no, no, no!
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No!
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I'm safe up here.
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No reflections.
Safe.
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Football.
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Dirt hole!
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Aaaaaah!
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Ooh. Aah!
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Aaaaaah!
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Aaaaaah!
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Football?
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Oh, BMO,
this place.
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It's beautiful here.
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All my friends
are here.
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Carlos is here.
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It's all
I ever wanted.
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Hmm.
About what I did...
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It's okay.
I know why you did it.
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I didn't like
your bathroom much, either.
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There is no beauty
in the bathroom.
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Will you
still visit me?
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Yes, Football,
because I love you.
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I love you,
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BMO!
You okay?
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Oh, Finn and Jake!
I am back!
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I am back!
I'm really back!
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Ohhhhh!
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Put that traffic cone
back on your head, young man.
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Yes, I'd love to!
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I've missed my traffic cone
so much!
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Hooray!
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♪♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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