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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We're going to a very
distant land ♪
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♪ With Finn and Jake ♪
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♪ And Marceline
and Princess Bubblegum ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
*ADVENTURE TIME ♪
Season 07 Episode 08
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Episode Title : "Vamps About"
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Hey this is nuts, right?
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Look, I've got
both my teeth!
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Look!
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I lost one in
a box turtle once.
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Also, I used to be dead.
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Ah!
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Mmf! Mm mm!
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Mmm!
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Mmwah!
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Pwah!
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Fool, this is life.
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Get a hot dog if you
can't take the bun.
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Pah! It tastes
different here!
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Where are we?
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It's like we fell asleep
on a raft
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and woke up in strange seas.
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Humph!
Fell asleep?
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We died.
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The demon Marceline
staked us all.
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Why are we back?
How did it happen?
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Listen... I dunno know
and I don't care.
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We're alive
and I'm going to get eating!
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Ugh.
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Aaah...
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Does anyone have any milk
for this?
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Do you, like, carry milk?
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Moo!
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Moo?
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This is well and good
for you, hierophant.
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All you ever needed was a forest
and something hot to chew on.
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Where are the comforts
of the old hive?
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The minions...
The blood...
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The good blood, with
the gold leaf flaked into it.
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The gold leaf was stupid.
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It didn't taste like
anything.
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We had standards!
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It doesn't matter
when we are
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or where we are because...
We are.
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We must start rebuilding
our realm.
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There's life here
and I bet it's pathetic.
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We march in, we take control,
and we rebuild the hive!
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My king,
are you listening?
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I dunno.
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Like...
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What if we just got
a loft downtown?
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Whoops, I'm hypnotized.
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
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Good old "backwards egg!"
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Ugh. Ugh!
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I don't like to dance.
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I'm a wallflower.
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Oh! Ugh!
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My king...
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Surely you agree
that this is our chance
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to go back to our old ways.
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Surely diverging from
the old ways
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is what made us vulnerable
the first time!
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Surely... whoaaaa!
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Surely?
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Surely?
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Surely J. Temple!
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Oh!
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am your king,
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and say it's a new era!
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Old-fashioned ideas
have no place here.
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Do what you like!
I know what's right!
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If you are going to caterwaul
like this,
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then I may as well
start building my army.
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Hasta luego, turds.
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Oh, getting' dizzy...
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You sure the sun's
not hurting you at all?
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No, this is great.
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I can even feel
my skin aging.
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Huff! Cow...
Teeth and...
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Shirley temple...
Aaaaaaah!
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I ran into some vampires!
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They were being weird as crabs!
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Do you know these oily doilies,
Marceline?
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What? No!
I'm cured!
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It is weird though that
it's happening at about
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the same time I got
un-gunked.
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I gotta go see Bonnie.
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Ow!
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Oh yeah,
guess I'm walkin'.
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No mo' powers.
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Didn't your daddy
give you demon powers?
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My dad never gave me squat!
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Well, just some
soul-sucking skills.
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Remember this?
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Aah! My soul!
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Ugh,
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even though I got
my soul sucked,
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I'll still give you a ride
to Bonnie's...
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because I'm good.
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Bonnie, I don't get it.
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Jake's talking about vamps
at the same time you fixed me,
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and there can't be any
still around!
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Well, clearly something's
creeping around.
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Okay, what about the paste
you took out of me?
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That should be all that's left
that's vampiric
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in the modern world.
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It's all over there,
safely in the safety bucket.
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What?
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Pep but, what'd you do
with the gunk?
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Hold on, I'm working.
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Okay. There was one
that looked like
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if a baby-snake
was a baby-baby.
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Nah, that's not right.
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There was another one
that looked like
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if an ant hill
were a girl.
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Nah, that's not right.
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There's one of them that
looked like a wet Uncle.
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Nah, that's not right.
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There was a lady who looked like
black drapes on a cake pop.
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Nah, that's not right.
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There was also one that
looked like an angry stop sign
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coming out of
a loaf of bread.
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Nah, that's not... oh, actually
that one's pretty close.
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What?
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You can stop this
now, Marceline,
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it's not too late.
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You've got power now.
I see it.
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But you haven't paid a price.
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It's making you crazy.
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Marceline,
there's no one left but me.
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Would you wipe out
an entire species?
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For the last time, yes!
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That is literally
my entire plan!
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So be it then.
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Uh... Duh.
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I gave you a chance, Marcel...
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Blah, blah, blah, blah!
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You know, Marceline,
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there's still another way.
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Give it a rest already!
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No another 'nother way...
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To save my people.
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Wait!
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NOooo!
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This is really bad.
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These guys...
They're heavy hitters.
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If they get back
to full strength,
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they'll tear this world
apart.
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What's the plan, Marceline?
How do we fight them?
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If I may...
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Strong enough for
an ultravampire...
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But made for a vampire.
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Wow.
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Look, Jake,
a two-pronged stake...
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And a stake boomerang.
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Yes, and what's this
behind your ear?
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A super garlic bomb!
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What the heck, peps?
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Why do you have all this
vampire junk lying around?
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I have these high-tech weapons
painstakingly stockpiled
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in case a certain
frenemy of yours
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decides to turn on us someday.
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Peps!
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No no, he's right.
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I could've snapped
and done you all in at any time.
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Ugh!
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The cave is totally empty.
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No sign of anyone.
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Phew!
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Nothing going on
out here either.
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Maybe we should all fan out...
Look for tracks.
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Or clues.
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All right,
but everyone be careful.
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Even in their mushy state, these
guys'll crack up ya sacrum.
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Gross.
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Don't worry about
us, Marceline.
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Yeah, we're ready
for anything.
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Can't smell nuthin' no more.
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Ugh! Ahh.
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Crud.
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Whoops.
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Oh no, my bomb!
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Hey guys, why don't y'all
head back to the cabin?
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I'm gonna try to put together
a profile, you know...
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Forensically.
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Okay, Marceline,
sounds good.
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Come on, boys,
let's get you cleaned up.
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I know you're in there,
you skunk.
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You butt. You stain.
You...
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Hey.
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Long time no see.
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Indeed.
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Hey! Marceline!
Look at me!
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I'm all grown up now!
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I ate a chicken,
Marceline.
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I see you're getting
your strength back.
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Yes, not long now.
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Well don't get your hopes up.
Pbht! Pbht!
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Things are different now.
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The humans are long gone.
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Someone's smelling a bit human
herself these days.
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Anyway, you don't need to worry,
I've changed, as well.
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I only eat animals now,
just like everyone else.
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Ugh. Huh?
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Does that mean we can be
friends now, Marceline?
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It doesn't matter how
you pretend to change.
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You've done enough already
to get staked
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a thousand times over.
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You're monsters.
You'll always be...
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Smell my feet, Marceline.
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I promise you won't
regret it.
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Oooh!
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Ohhhh...
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Your loss.
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You know, the others
won't be so easy, Marceline.
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Well how 'bout you?
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It doesn't have to be
like this.
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Those are some pretty
frou-frou last words.
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You've lost a step!
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I'm not even gonna
need my powers.
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I'm surprised, Marceline.
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What now?
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Surprised you have the time
to play around
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while the empress makes her way
to the land of ice and snow.
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Simon. Crud!
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♪♪
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